The next POTUS is going to have one HELL of a time cleaning up after this man-child.
@JVenger
5 жыл бұрын
Republicans make a mess, Democrats clean it up and still get blamed.
@Toolsquatch
5 жыл бұрын
Mad Max 2020 Make America Shiny and Chrome Again
@zbeast
5 жыл бұрын
We'll it's going to be like clearing the bathroom after dollar a bowl chilly night at Denny's.
@sayakdas4159
5 жыл бұрын
Democrats are becoming a cleaning crew.
@myword5836
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he is a dip shit.
@malikrath9503
5 жыл бұрын
The government has been shut down for 7.3% of the year. Yeah, play hardball with him Nancy, finally you are starting to become interesting.
@MasterZhao
5 жыл бұрын
Correction: 100% of the year. This started before Christmas so it hasn't been open at all in 2019
@tears_of_asariel3198
5 жыл бұрын
Zhao, they were referring to the entirety of 2019, not just what has already passed of 2019, but i agree with the sentiment
@MasterZhao
5 жыл бұрын
@@tears_of_asariel3198 Then as the day of that comment that would make it 4.6% not 7.3 but ok, I get it
@malikrath9503
5 жыл бұрын
@@MasterZhao Holy fuck dudes, I am talking about their fiscal year, Jesus.
@fireblast133
5 жыл бұрын
Malik Rath which if they’re not aware, is oct 1-sept 30
@violetsnotviolence
5 жыл бұрын
Making people work without pay is something King Tiny Hands excels at- just ask anybody who did contract work for him before he took office.
@luv2charlie
5 жыл бұрын
He knows all the best people but more importantly, he knows how not to pay them for their work! Just like every great businessman I've never heard of!
@tim99291
5 жыл бұрын
Conman trump is doing charity lately: - giving candy to the democratic leaders - let college kids feast on food they never ever get to eat, fast/junk food (aka hamberders) - offer lunch to democratic dissidents (zero)
@bilateralrope8643
5 жыл бұрын
The Coast Guard is among the groups not being paid. History has plenty of examples about what happens when rulers don't pay their armed forces.
@mynameiswoman
5 жыл бұрын
Old habits die hard. He really don't care and never did.
@LupineShadowOmega
5 жыл бұрын
@@bilateralrope8643, boy does it...
@AndesF34
5 жыл бұрын
Democrats literally clean up the Republican's mess and get blamed for not doing it properly
@jayfolk
5 жыл бұрын
-by the Republicans. They should get more vocal on being morally right, unfortunately they think being less vocal is being moral, pleasant.
@hipking23
5 жыл бұрын
Sad, but true! Well said!
@guitarcollector1291
5 жыл бұрын
You have that TOTALLY backwards, but can't tell your kind anything. You know it all.....
@MrTornadoman97
5 жыл бұрын
@@guitarcollector1291 Obviously you need your vision checked. How many times has a Republican administration put us in a recession for the next Democratic administration to pull us out?
@maxglide
5 жыл бұрын
Guitar Collector 12 should I call you a waaaaammmmbulance. So passive-aggressive...
@santolify
5 жыл бұрын
Nancy Pelosi is acting like the Speaker of the House... HEAR THAT PAUL RYAN!!!
@EvilFookaire
5 жыл бұрын
Paulie-boy can't hear you, he's too pre-occupied with fantasizing about doing another homo-erotic "bad boy at the gym" photoshoot.
@kedaariyer4887
5 жыл бұрын
@@EvilFookaire Lmao
@PaleGhost69
5 жыл бұрын
Now if only he'll cancel his presidency
@shimmeringfairydust3275
5 жыл бұрын
PaleGhost69 I wish....
@muckymucks
5 жыл бұрын
Mueller will help Donny with that.
@yo07
5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully May 1, 2019 will come true and he'll unpresident himself!
@kimberlys8422
5 жыл бұрын
That's all I want for my 29th birthday!
@JosephGibson
5 жыл бұрын
Lol... wake up into reality people... seriously.
@ichijofestival2576
5 жыл бұрын
Trump refusing to pay workers? I'm shocked. *Shocked!*
@falidisu2139
5 жыл бұрын
Ichijo Festival He never paid his workers in New York.
@babyteano1977
5 жыл бұрын
Never pay his workers, never pay his taxes, oh sorry, he pays his taxes 😕
@Douglas_Props
5 жыл бұрын
Im just *shocked* that the White supremaciests president wants people to work unpaided.
@alainarchambault2331
5 жыл бұрын
@@babyteano1977 He does? Has Trump revealed his tax records while I was sleeping?
@peanutbuttercracker1
5 жыл бұрын
He ran out of money after paying for all those expensive 2 for $5 berders
@mk88200
5 жыл бұрын
I'm a FAA Air Traffic Controller.... I need that mug......
@mirkofernd
5 жыл бұрын
how about every agancy creates something like a Gofoundme Page, or better a proper internal system in which common citizen could chip in to help out federal employees. Which could also be used in the future to include your donation to your taxes. Oh or maybe even make the IRS obsolete and the citizens able to fund government services directly according to their personal wishes and priorities (infrastructure, education, national security, space exploration, scientific research etc.) wouldn't that be even more democratic? We could save on politicians, and businesses wouldn't be able to use lobbyists anymore. Through the internet everybody can represent themselves (Facebook is already forcing us to identify) we do not need a handful of decision makers who can be lured into corruption anymore...
@ktaylor6883
5 жыл бұрын
Matt Kladder, thanks for all you do, it is is so wrong what is happening to you and all the other federal employees who we all need. As someone who doesn't like to fly, I would feel better knowing y'all were there, hang in there, praying for all of you.
@lindabrown8795
5 жыл бұрын
I'LL DONATE FOR A MUG!!!!
@charlie-obrien
5 жыл бұрын
Matt, respect to you and all Fed workers (regardless of your personal politics) for getting the damn job done! Oh, and by the way, F^@k Regan too, for busting that Union years ago!
@mk88200
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you all for the kind words and support! Hopefully these folks in DC can set politics aside and get the government open soon.
@dianezimmerman4434
5 жыл бұрын
It is totally illogical to not pay those people who have your life in their hands.
@GTOGregory
5 жыл бұрын
Watch, before long Trump will start mocking the Secret Service and TSA because they value paychecks more than working for Trump's wages.
@sharonmullins1957
5 жыл бұрын
IKR? The Secret Service. I would be thinking twice.....
@couragekarnga8735
5 жыл бұрын
Well, I think logic left the chat a long time ago.
@senior5861
5 жыл бұрын
Diane Zimmerman 5
@cheatinjoebiden4806
5 жыл бұрын
"It is totally illogical to not pay those people who have your life in their hands." Riiight, like when Latin American cartels have the run of your border, for killing, kidnapping, drug running, slaving, and 400,000 labor scabs annually: you don't refuse to pay those people who have your life in their hands, especially when you're trying to dump ten times as much on "foreign aid".
@madpest23
5 жыл бұрын
Madam Speaker is the mom that America needs right now. There is hope.
@attyddmorris9899
5 жыл бұрын
Man, I hope you are right.
@timothymccaskey4362
5 жыл бұрын
madpest: Nancy Pelosi is a Corporate Democrat but anyone who can make Donald Trump shit his *Depends* can't be all bad.
@Gambit08
5 жыл бұрын
Nancy Khaleesi. Mother of Dragons.
@michaelbray109
5 жыл бұрын
Sergio Davila-Martinez that is Trump
@michaelbray109
5 жыл бұрын
Not Now wow...you are incomprehensibly angry and rather not nice...
@edenjung9816
5 жыл бұрын
Please don't insult burger king. They don't deserve that. Those burger are not at fault.
@faceoff3315
5 жыл бұрын
*Make America great again Impeach Donald J Trump and Mike Pence from Office*
@shirleysenkler781
5 жыл бұрын
E
@mehjones8008
5 жыл бұрын
Problem is, that's not how impeachment works: Impeach tRump and you have President Pence for a long long time. It's a slow process and magical thinking to imagine you can dump Pence so easily
@RCmack
5 жыл бұрын
It's important for both Trump and Pence to be impeached, so Pence isn't still around to pardon Trump. The Donald needs to be off on a one way trip to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary to begin serving his life sentence for treason, perjury, and obstruction of justice.
@RCmack
5 жыл бұрын
@John Marston Impeach a whole cabinet??? This would mean Mitch The Turtle's wife(Transportation Secretary)could be included in the impeachment. The poor Turtle wouldn't like that. LOL!!
@karissaa.taylor962
5 жыл бұрын
R McElhaney I think we will not be seeing any public complete transparent report on the President until he is voted out in 2020 hopefully we will not have to deal with any of this administration ever again besides reading in the paper how long their sentences are in LFP the damages they’ve made to our country will be a huge headache for the next Commander in Chief so he or she better be prepared to spend their first term cleaning up messes they made
@richard165s
5 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I have to ask... What Union?
@tomlord5398
5 жыл бұрын
You're so right. It should be called the State of the Division.
@ninacute6823
5 жыл бұрын
None.. we're so divided now..
@AnonningAnon
5 жыл бұрын
The European Union? Oh wait.. that one's falling apart too. Welp.
@Douglas_Props
5 жыл бұрын
A house divided against itself cannot stand- Lincoln. But seriously, Trump is just trying to destabilize America for Russia.
@sixchiensblancs
5 жыл бұрын
Hey fellow Canadian, good one!!! 😄😄😄 (I'm in Victoria BC)
@fist-of-doom487
5 жыл бұрын
I don’t like Nancy but she’s handling Trump very well. He demands attention and getting what he wants, he thinks he’s still in control but he isn’t
@jaridkeen123
5 жыл бұрын
TSA go on strike. Close all airports and shut down the skys above America! We the People have the power in this Shutdown we ruin America! TWIST THE GOVERNMENTS ARM!!!
@2210Shyland
5 жыл бұрын
Jarid Gaming Federal Government employees are prohibited from striking 😡
@blackearl7891
5 жыл бұрын
@@2210Shyland if they keep that up, that law will seem easier to break.
@janeblixt9084
5 жыл бұрын
Getting sick is still legal....right?
@warrenwarburtonesq.6884
5 жыл бұрын
Air Traffic Controllers went on strike under the Reagan administration even though they were prohibited by law to do so. How did that work out for them? Google it and you'll remember it.
@blackearl7891
5 жыл бұрын
@@warrenwarburtonesq.6884 Reagan didnt have the government shut down. Trump wouldn't be able to do anything, or hire anyone since funding is cut.
@juliaconnell
5 жыл бұрын
*NONE OF THEM SHOWED UP* love it, love it, love it (and them)
@hazukichanx408
5 жыл бұрын
"What the hell, guys? Since when does anyone in this country have self-respect? Here, I'll throw money at you! Now pretend to give a crap about me again, or I'll sue you!"
@XAlreadyKnowX
5 жыл бұрын
Finally a speaker with some balls
@linnaeusshecut3959
5 жыл бұрын
Paul Ryan had no cajones!
@sateakhiangte9447
5 жыл бұрын
Ironic isn't it,
@Kaletiel
5 жыл бұрын
More like boobs of steel
@wiseoldsnail
5 жыл бұрын
ovaries
@youngbenny4026
5 жыл бұрын
She knows J.F.K From Back In The Days She Go hard !!!
@BrianCheng24
5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert has been killing it lately. He's the best at late night right now.
@visceratrocar
5 жыл бұрын
You mean ever. I'm including Johnny Carson and David Letterman.
@tallthinkev
5 жыл бұрын
But his material writes it's self.
@FourDollaRacing
5 жыл бұрын
Not really....his jokes are being shutdown with the government!
@timothymccaskey4362
5 жыл бұрын
Brian Cheng: Actually he has been since The Colbert Report. He's just now getting the attention and recognition he deserves.
@timothymccaskey4362
5 жыл бұрын
Oswald Mosley: That quote is often misquoted (although usually not as poorly). It's Proverbs 16:18. Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall (KJV).
@skyejp4975
5 жыл бұрын
Bless you America for laughing through the pain. Australia sends her love 🇦🇺🇺🇸
@Lelffy
5 жыл бұрын
Skye JP Thank you! We need all the good thoughts we can get...
@DeterminedDIYer
5 жыл бұрын
Please don't judge us by that Orange Cheeto!
@willritter4076
5 жыл бұрын
I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens who appreciate 80s/90s classics would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael on my channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest vocalist-songwriters in music history. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and DRAIN THE TRUMP.
@billgross3826
Жыл бұрын
Thank you ! AC/DC like a MOFO!
@Primalxbeast
5 жыл бұрын
I'm curious how the Secret Service is responding to not getting paid. You'd think it would be a bit awkward for Trump to be constantly surrounded by armed people he's refusing to pay.
@fireblast133
5 жыл бұрын
Primalxbeast they’re smart and are waiting for the trial to begin. Obstruction of justice, potential treason, perjury.
@lindabrown8795
5 жыл бұрын
I bet they're being paid! Just like Melania's flight crew as she flies to Miralago. Besides, I think those are Hell's Angels who stole Secret Service wrist communicators and sunglasses.
@rebeccatreeseed410
5 жыл бұрын
I have been wondering, also. Not to credit the Trumptards below.. Trump glories in stiffing people who work for him, he has 50 years practice stealing wages. He should be executed for treason, but jailed for hurting a million Americans.
@errgag3580
5 жыл бұрын
Wanna see how important border security is to Trump, and not just the "wall" so he put his damn name on it? Tell him he can have 25 Billion for the wall as long as it's named after Barrack Obama.
@CassidyCope
5 жыл бұрын
Obama would sue; for good reason too.
@OhMyPearls
5 жыл бұрын
😝😝😝😝😝
@errgag3580
5 жыл бұрын
@Dana Chapin "Donald Trump is determined to repeal everything about Obama. He is soooh obsessed with Him. The last time I saw somebody so obsessed with a black man, was a Kardashian." Wanna know how to get Trump to change a light bulb? Just tell him Obama put it there.
@shirleysenkler781
5 жыл бұрын
He would drop the wall like a hot potato.
@shimmeringfairydust3275
5 жыл бұрын
It’s a Bigly Wall
@macdelttorres3366
5 жыл бұрын
Work Without Pay? We should stop paying taxes until they re open the gov....
@mxmeseeks
5 жыл бұрын
I don't see why that isn't a thing
@roni6215
5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely ! "No taxation without representation " . And we , the people, are not being represented by the criminal, treasonous repubs !
@JosephGibson
5 жыл бұрын
@@roni6215 Buffoon... all those lefty projects would go unpaid, sanctuary nonsense and all the ills it brings. Good idea.
@twinodoom
5 жыл бұрын
Wait, can the IRS check if we're even paying our taxes while the Government is shutdown?
@eleora3725
5 жыл бұрын
@@twinodoom well Trump did call a lot of IRS workers back from furlough, so they're working without pay, but they're still working? Sorry if I misinterpreted something here, it's early enough that I'm not a functional human yet.
@dillingersam588
5 жыл бұрын
Trump is crazy ...period 😀
@Ieatdirt121
5 жыл бұрын
Please make those mugs and donate all the profits to some charity that benefits the unpaid workers.
@VianneyCreates
5 жыл бұрын
I need to say, Pelosi is handling tRump...just like I knew she would. She is a master.
@falidisu2139
5 жыл бұрын
VianneyCreates For those new clueless democrats especially that Alexandria Cortez woman trying to get someone else as speaker 🙄🙄🙄..... Divided we lose, United we win!
@geoffkelly262
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's a great move, hits him where it hurts.
@donkashea5255
5 жыл бұрын
Nancy hasn’t done a damn thing for me or you. Pay go? Really? Handcuffing the progressive policies this country needs right now (like healthcare, for example) does not seem very heroic to me. I was once fooled by the Democratic Party, thinking they had my best interests in mind, but seriously, America. We have two parties who are playing political theater while we pay for it. Everything these people do is about as effective as it is practical, which is not at all! The way they do things is the complete opposite of the way they should be done which I finally figured out can only mean they serve a darker purpose (like big money) and our society has failed. I know by saying this I have upset you, but you should be upset! We should demand a little less conversation and a lot more action, we will never move beyond this dog and pony show with such short term memories! Please don’t canonize this lady, you deserve better than Nancy Pelosi!!
@j.m.l8696
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, she is a master of hatred and evil. Why is she doing this? Because Hillary didn't win?I've never seen a more evil woman. Jezabel possessed demon.Just like you.
@extradimension7356
5 жыл бұрын
You mean Trump just got his rump handed to him...
@hipking23
5 жыл бұрын
TSA agents should all walk out in protest. That will get everyone's attention.
@2210Shyland
5 жыл бұрын
They’re not allowed to strike, so they would have to quit.
@janeblixt9084
5 жыл бұрын
They can still get sick.
@lilaclizard4504
5 жыл бұрын
another comment is discussing them not having fuel for their cars to get to work, where does that fit into it? Can they call in "car sick/no fuel"?
@STREETLIFE167
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah there's only one thing stopping them.. it's a little tiny thing called the Taylor law.
@TheNebulousMistress
5 жыл бұрын
Can I buy that mug? I'm a federal employee, I work for the IRS, it's 100% relevant. Heck, it'll be relevant for a damned long time, the IRS hasn't been fully funded since 2010.
@Moneymyke357
5 жыл бұрын
Cancel the whole administration.
@blanksymortimer4088
5 жыл бұрын
Gotta throw out the whole damn country 😂
@yaydoggies
5 жыл бұрын
Moneymyke357, actually they need to be boiled. Oh wait I’m thinking of lice infested sheets.
@DrivinginNewYorkCityNYC
5 жыл бұрын
Lock him up with his family and friends.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
5 жыл бұрын
They should have flagged/halted him as a candidate when the FBI started investigating his Russia links before he even finished the Republican Primaries. But instead they went looking for Clinton's emails. Instead they let him run (with hostile foreign help), touch the proverbial base, say 'Force Field!" and he's been protected for 2 years and counting now.
@RCmack
5 жыл бұрын
Trump has control of all three of our branches of government. He, of course, is President, which is the Executive Branch. As Michigan Representative Dan Kildee said tonight on MSNBC, he now pretty much controls the Legislative Branch, since Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell can't be found and when he shows up, automatically sides with Trump. And Trump nominee Brett Kavanugh is in the Judicial Branch, which is a deciding vote on the Supreme Court. Kavanaugh will always kiss Trump's ass in court verdicts. Trump, in a way, now has his Dictatorship. He needs to be found guilty of treason and obstruction of justice by Robert Mueller and sent to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary.
@dogdog4173
5 жыл бұрын
I can’t comprehend how he misspelled hamburgers when your phone corrects you if you misspell (almost everything) “Listen to me you stupid iPhone. I know. Trust me. I know how to spell hamberdes. So, stop changing it to hamburgers because that’s not even a word.
@t-bone9239
5 жыл бұрын
Many people turn auto correct off
@oogachaka3447
5 жыл бұрын
I betcha that bankrupting the US is/was one of Putin's goals. What man is familiar with bankruptcy more than DJT?
5 жыл бұрын
I m not worried about bankruptcy of world's largest economy as European. But world's largest military with collapsed government (while openly talking about State of emergency) is terrifying.
@anujmchitale
5 жыл бұрын
By GDP statistics China is the biggest economy.
5 жыл бұрын
@@anujmchitale If you ve ever seen any post apocalyptic themed Hollywood movie You wouldn t paid attention to my statistical mistake:)
@anujmchitale
5 жыл бұрын
@ Haha. No but the GDP stat doesn't make China the ultimate biggest economy. Different parameters make different countries the biggest. Hence, only egotists ever believe in absolutism. That was the only point. Both of us can be right or wrong, as per the parameters used.
5 жыл бұрын
@@anujmchitale Really?!? I live in Schengen area and here Google hasnt been invented so IDK what do u talk about:)
@paulmollica9593
5 жыл бұрын
There were people working and not paid walking into McConnell's office with the bills they can't pay. some were crying as one talked about being told they were going to shutting off her electric. Her son uses a machine to help with his medical needs. There were plenty of cameras. Then his staff refused to let any more people in. there were still at least 20 more. Saying they were complaining about the same thing and would take their names. A close up in the office, a Women clearly disturbed at having to do something. Not one piece of this footage was on any station not even PBS This has become Mcconnels Shutdown because they now have enough senators to override trumps veto. He will not bring it to a vote in the Senate, That's why those people were at his office today. Federal workers are eating at soup kitchens. This is America., not McConnell land he is disgusting
@mycroft16
5 жыл бұрын
McConnell really is the lynchpin in this whole thing. HE is where the pressure needs to be applied, not Trump. Trump is amoral, so nothing one way or the other puts pressure on him. But McConnell... that's another story. Can you imagine what it would do to the President's authority going forward if his own party in the Senate votes, knowing he will veto, and knowing they will override it and end run around him? That may be the one reason he hasn't done it yet, knowing that it essentially turns him into a lame-duck from this point on. So, McConnell people... put the hurt on his office. Relentless calls. Emails. Facebook and twitter posts. Make them know the hurt and get a vote. Make sure they can overturn any veto and this shut down ends.
@mycroft16
5 жыл бұрын
@empbac Because this is an absolutely core issue with his most ardent supporters. THIS is the issue he campaigned on more than any other. THIS is the one that matters most to the people that elected him. And he knows it. When asked why he doesn't just open the government his reply, after being pressed 3 times to answer, was "because I'd look silly doing that." He knows full well what the fallout of caving in would be. Before the shutdown, he was starting to talk about a compromise, until Fox News anchors started blasting him for being weak, and Rush Limbaugh as well. That very day he flipped into "shut it all down" mode. Right now he only maintains the control he does because Congress hasn't gone against him really on anything significant. Sanctions for Russia because the public demanded it and Congress is very attuned to that. But if they end run him on his most important policy platform that weakens his ability to govern... it's basically Congress saying, "fine, we'll be the adults and get things done." It won't with his base... literally nothing will, but in terms of Washington dynamics... it very much will, and that matters.
@paulmollica9593
5 жыл бұрын
@@mycroft16 This is exaclty what I meant by the the pressure. he was hiding yesterday
@habkenubai8200
5 жыл бұрын
@@mycroft16 It's the whole party. They party could vote to remove McConnell from leader position and put someone else in that would let the vote happen but they aren't. The whole party is complicit.
@maggierezac5820
5 жыл бұрын
@@paulmollica9593 Ahh, you too saw the 'fun' of our freshman Congresswoman AOC yesterday with her #WHERESMITCH campaign? And how did he {Mitch Turtleman} MISS the fact that over 6,000 of his constituents in Kentucky are furloughed from their IRS Center? What bunch of ....... I've run out of properly descriptive words for these Neanderthals! Peace.
@gixellia8455
5 жыл бұрын
The traitor's s*it is FINALLY hitting the fan, splashing everywhere .... oh, this feels soooo good!!! The swamp creatures attack each other!
@Dayman90
5 жыл бұрын
Trump will have to cope by starting his day off with a smocking hot cup of covfefe and then have some hamberders for lunch
@TomekinaOfa
5 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 Best comment
@rockstriker1622
5 жыл бұрын
I like hamberders, lol.
@xLatinAssazzin
5 жыл бұрын
I would have laugh at the comment but your spelling is horrible
@davewade2041
5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the rails of adderall.
@AndiDuck
5 жыл бұрын
Good ! All that beef that's not being inspected , might do to Trump what the Reps don't have the cojones to do .
@TheReal008Zulu
5 жыл бұрын
Agent #1: I will work for free. Agent #2: You'd take a bullet despite not being paid? Agent #!: Hell no, but Trump don't know that.
@davewade2041
5 жыл бұрын
Gawd, let us hope.
@lynne4850
5 жыл бұрын
@@davewade2041 😂😂😂😂
@ladonnabrock8613
5 жыл бұрын
TheReal008Zulu That's funny!!
@helenbobo1948
5 жыл бұрын
I liked this joke! Too much perhaps. 45 is making me crazy.
@silverzombie4477
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t reschedule the State of the Union, just rename it to the State of the Soviet Union.
@nathanventura548
5 жыл бұрын
It don't exist anymore. It's just the Russian empire 2.0 now.
@NoThisIsPatrick94
5 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious because the policies that the left are pushing for are much more similar to the Soviet Union. Whatever fits your narrative though
@ambriaharris4821
5 жыл бұрын
Haha damn!
@almondpotato9483
5 жыл бұрын
@@NoThisIsPatrick94 You're absolutely right! Forcing thousands of workers to work for no pay is not like the Soviet Union at all and belongs in America!
@nathanventura548
5 жыл бұрын
@rippycakes He's a prime example of it
@amitavc
5 жыл бұрын
When Trump speaks, I cry. More like State of the Onion.
@mehjones8008
5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@tomlord5398
5 жыл бұрын
When Trump breathes, I cry.
@RabblesTheBinx
5 жыл бұрын
The State of the Onion is terrible. Everything Trump says is so off the wall, it's impossible for them to satirize him.
@timothymccaskey4362
5 жыл бұрын
Gut Reactions: I don't cry but I do a lot of cringing and cussing.
@daviddelaney2407
5 жыл бұрын
So does Melania. --Dave, ... Melanoma. Menomena? ps: dooo du, doo du du
@ichifish
5 жыл бұрын
"If you say who gets fired (for a government shutdown), it always has to be the top. I mean problems start from the top, and they have to get solved from the top, and the president's the leader, and he's got to get everybody in a room, and he's got to lead. And he doesn't do that, he doesn't like doing that, that's not his strength. And that's why you have this horrible situation going on in Washington - very very bad thing and it's very embarrassing worldwide." --- Donald Trump, Sep 20, 2013
@FunkyMonkey-ip4xy
5 жыл бұрын
Why aren't people turning these old quotes of his into TV commercials to highlight what a lying sack of shit he is? If someone is smart enough to do it he gets screwed over by himself. Karma.
@c0ntag10n
5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, is this real??
@jimmyjohnson1426
5 жыл бұрын
He's his own worst critic.
@skalmelid
5 жыл бұрын
He got burned, badly!
@robertnett9793
5 жыл бұрын
Woooow what a sick burn.... have to readon to see who made this quoteeeee...oooooooh. That's not a sick burn - that's spontaneous self-combustion.
@SlytherinReviews
5 жыл бұрын
I tune everyday on KZitem to watch Stephen Colbert from Australia cause he is god damn awesome
@stephanie5249
5 жыл бұрын
How is this possibly real life
@telectronix1368
5 жыл бұрын
@Steph - because so many people just could not be assed engaging in politics (at any level), so anyone who can rally 20-30%~ of the potential votes is the "choice of the country". No one likes being told off really but honestly this is a result and an administration **entirely** of the making of the millions of Dem voters who could not be bothered to actually go out on election day.
@strangeangel235
5 жыл бұрын
I blame CERN.
@Max_Mustermann
5 жыл бұрын
@@strangeangel235 Believe me, they are as mystified by this, as the rest of us.
@kijiji93
5 жыл бұрын
Elect a clown, expect a circus :)
@stephanie5249
5 жыл бұрын
Strange Angel ME TOO!! There’s no other reasonable explanation
@levparnos16
5 жыл бұрын
Come on down to the white house!..I have left over hamberders for shutdown workers!
@pp-tx3bt
5 жыл бұрын
comrade trumovowski I'll take 6 hamberders but peel off the cheese and srcape off the special sauce
@michael7096
5 жыл бұрын
Trump turd sandwich, the hamberder.
@daviddaniel7750
5 жыл бұрын
Frankly. I wouldn't be surprised, tRump served left over hamberders and pizza to the Clemson players to begin with. The deal was ten cents on the dollar. tRumps a real deal maker.
@JustLikeHeaven77
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, I gotta do it... Hamberders!
@onedivbypi2241
5 жыл бұрын
Thank...Q
@derekx9697
5 жыл бұрын
Love it when Stephen says dot dot dot😂
@telectronix1368
5 жыл бұрын
daht daht daht daht daht
@christinepierce7560
5 жыл бұрын
Derek X 👩🎤That's always my favorite part as well..... ....🤗
@ichifish
5 жыл бұрын
"She'll cut your head off and you won't even know you're bleeding." Alexandra Pelosi, on her mother.
@jimmyjohnson1426
5 жыл бұрын
Nancy was playing 4d chess while he was playing go-fish.
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
5 жыл бұрын
kinda like "thirteen ghosts".
@lorabetht9206
5 жыл бұрын
That one has stuck with me!
@seanwarren9357
5 жыл бұрын
The drama is getting to that tipping point where it seems all that is left is tragedy...
@abookishmess
5 жыл бұрын
The people who should go unpaid are his voter demographic
@takincareofbusiness5793
5 жыл бұрын
It will trickle down 😜
@telectronix1368
5 жыл бұрын
Actually, given that republican voters have a higher % on welfare and given that social security measures like food stamps are now being affected......it really IS his core base that will be being hit hard by the Trump Shutdown.
@takincareofbusiness5793
5 жыл бұрын
@@telectronix1368 You got it!
@2332Stephen
5 жыл бұрын
Although it's somewhere around 800K workers not being paid, This amount of voters is probably mixed on vote anyways and won't have much of an impact, but if most of them see it in a negative light blaming trump for it, then them and their immediate effected families and perhaps friends who were dragged into this helping them out, might sway them to change their votes for 20 20. It could have a ripple effect come 2020 elections.
@MrArtVein
5 жыл бұрын
keyara jackson not really
@crovax1375
5 жыл бұрын
Remember when trump was trivializing the blue wave and losing the House of Representatives?
@davewade2041
5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. Good times.
@danielgehring7437
5 жыл бұрын
Remember when he said he actually approved of the Democrats getting the House because he _liked_ being tested?
@evano4780
5 жыл бұрын
crovax 13 yeah I think he said that republicans would gain seats in the house, which experts said had about a one-in-one-thousand chance of happening.
@MrUmakemelaff
5 жыл бұрын
@@danielgehring7437 He probably meant "testes-ed" as in being tea-bagged.
@jschultz2363
5 жыл бұрын
We should not have to pay taxes. No taxation without representation!
@pdkama
5 жыл бұрын
The Speaker is a wise grandmother.. she holds the cards and won't budge
@dontownsend3434
5 жыл бұрын
YEAH, WE'LL SEE WHO CAVES FIRST. SIMPLE SOLUTION FUND THE FRIGGEN WALL !!!!
@foxsmith770
5 жыл бұрын
So what would happen if every single unpaid worker refused to go work 🤔
@julesmasseffectmusic
5 жыл бұрын
Jail.
@ThatGuy-yk9qp
5 жыл бұрын
In the usa its illegal to hold checks. If I did work for Gov my last paid day is my last day.
@Vision-nr8zy
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly no one is on standby to not get paid
@alanai1981
5 жыл бұрын
Fox Smith I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW...DO LIKE THE WEST VIRGINIA TEACHERS
@thevampireyahweh5253
5 жыл бұрын
They would get fired and cease to receive paychecks . . . Oh wait.
@perryi7752
5 жыл бұрын
We want our country back
@TheOneWhoMightBe
5 жыл бұрын
Claims The Wall is about National Security. Doesn't pay National Security apparatus.
@derry667dingo
5 жыл бұрын
For a guy who has “run out of shut down jokes” Colbert is truly killing it! 😆
@JocelynRP
5 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. Stephen is so clever!
@Real-housewives-Wakanda
5 жыл бұрын
Nancy is a boss, she’s making money moves!
@erinobrien8408
5 жыл бұрын
This is Nancy's house now! 🔥🔥🔥
@sharonmullins1957
5 жыл бұрын
I am developing respect!
@grandwonder5858
5 жыл бұрын
Crooked Trump gave one State of the Union speech in two years of his presidency, but within one week after the Dems took over the House he already gave one such speech and in less than a week later after that he wants to give another! What gives? Seems to me Crooked Trump is simply desperate to convince his base to stick with him since he knows he's no longer given free rein to do whatever he wants! Likewise, Crooked Trump and his gang of Republican thugs have two years to get their wall funded, but they couldn't since most of the Republicans felt like the rest of the country did ---- the wall is worthless and a waste of money! However, within a day or two after the Dems took over the House, Crooked Trump and his gang of Republican crooks immediately demanded their wall be built! What gives? It seems Crooked Trump was badgered by several right-wing TV talking heads into pestering the Dems for the wall since they felt Crooked Trump and the Republicans haven't done enough to further advance their right-wing agendas! Ann Coulter (Racist white bitch), Sean Hannity (The bigot whose mouth spews out hate and lies like the worst case of diarrhea), and Rush Limbaugh (A fathead with a big racist lying mouth) have attacked Crooked Trump for not spreading enough racist agendas against the American people and have warned him of losing his racist white base, and because of such facts, they caused Crooked Trump to change his mind with the bill he had already made with the Dems that would have done many great things for the American people without investing money into that worthless wall! So essentially, what we have here is Crooked Trump makes nearly all of his decisions according to the whims of these right-wing talking heads that he sees on TV! They have way more input into Crooked Trump's everyday decisions than all of his entire staff of advisers and cabinet members! Sad!
@erinobrien8408
5 жыл бұрын
@@grandwonder5858 Seriously well said my friend!! 👏
@amaz0nsmash
5 жыл бұрын
*and none of them showed up*
@Makhamalie
5 жыл бұрын
Trump should ask Fox news for next move. Since it was their idea for shut down.
@jimmyjohnson1426
5 жыл бұрын
Hannity and Pirro will suggest Martial law and FEMA prison camps.
@DresdenShuffle
5 жыл бұрын
They'll suggest eating more hamberders with a pot of covfefe and really think of a way to blame everything on the Dems.
@MotoCat91
5 жыл бұрын
Make those mugs and sell them at a slightly higher price, then give those proceeds to the foodbanks and such to help those who are struggling due to the shut down The whose boat is this boat charity book was amazing, and I would love to see you continue to help charities at the expense of the moron in chief
@Laeiryn
5 жыл бұрын
I let my kids read the book and they (7 and 11) looked at me in confusion and went, "This doesn't make ANY sense!" I told them the president wrote it. The younger goes, "He's STUPID." I was laughing too hard to respond with words.
@lilaclizard4504
5 жыл бұрын
I think he should make them & give them away to any federal employee that wants one. It needs to have added to it a logo of some kind saying "trump shutdown 2019" though so it has meaning & lives on in memories
@BognaZone
5 жыл бұрын
@@lilaclizard4504 yes, and those of us who do not have government jobs could buy the mugs as a way to support those not getting paid.
@lilaclizard4504
5 жыл бұрын
@@BognaZone yup ") tbh, I think the extra income from the ratings boost trump has given Colbert could easily fund it, I know it's not a John Oliver sized budget, but I'm sure they could afford a few mugs!
@PitFriend1
5 жыл бұрын
Well this seems familiar. Trump has a long history of not paying his workers or contractors and laughing about it. I don’t think it’s going to go that well for him this time though.
@VipulGaur3
5 жыл бұрын
You already have a record long shutdown Donny! Someone please tell him that.
@xs10086
5 жыл бұрын
Vipul Gaur The longest shutdown in the history of the union, period.
@Squashed8Ball
5 жыл бұрын
Its Trump’s greatest achievement as President! His shutdown is bigly yuge!
@AndiDuck
5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to say this again -- Remember Trump when food goes without being inspected, one bad bucket of KFC shared with Pence , makes Madam Speaker POTUS .
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
5 жыл бұрын
nice
@KitsunenoHibi
5 жыл бұрын
So tempting.....
@helenbobo1948
5 жыл бұрын
From your fingers to...
@The_Moderates_Apprentice
5 жыл бұрын
what makes you think he would share the bucket?
@ksol1460tv
5 жыл бұрын
Promise?
@SheyD78
5 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know how long its possible for this to go on? And for all the government employees, what the hell do they to survive other than try to get a new job at such a difficult time. Seems like there's going to have to be a charity fundraiser just to stop some of them starving.
@WateverWatever04
5 жыл бұрын
Do you hear the people sing? About the Orange man's many crimes, It is the people singing _"oh god what did he do this time??"_
@gerbenvanessen
5 жыл бұрын
I think putting the word many between man's and crimes will better preserve the cadence of the original
@WateverWatever04
5 жыл бұрын
@@gerbenvanessen ah! thank you, I was having issues with the cadence. "Many" will be perfect :)
@TheSuperCoolMan122
5 жыл бұрын
orange man bad
@hyg44gu54
5 жыл бұрын
Onfroi man, orange’s bad.
@markbaas6831
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheSuperCoolMan122 Orange man good for helping to make Jerusalem the capital, now AIPAC has even more power over the US, and Pelosi is also a big fan of AIPAC and Israel.
@jessetorres8738
5 жыл бұрын
This sounds good to me. I would prefer to not hear this man lie nonstop but still get applause for an hour and a half anyway. Also, while I don't work for the federal government, I want that mug.
@retnavybrat
5 жыл бұрын
That's gotten out of hand regardless of who the President is. During a State of the Union address, it seems as if a President can barely get two syllables out of his mouth before Congress is up on its feet cheering like he just announced they all received a free car.
@sybillestahl8646
5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Canadian and I don’t understand. If it’s so hard to get a Democratic Congress to approve funding for your border wall, why didn’t he do it in the two years when he had a majority in Congress?
@grandwonder5858
5 жыл бұрын
Because even the Republicans knew the wall was more than worthless and a waste of money! They simply demanding it now to make a point to their base that they would always go against the Dems no matter if their decision is good or bad and that the only reason the wall wasn't get built wasn't because of their own incompetence, but because it was the Dems that stopped them from getting it built!
@SithCats
5 жыл бұрын
They didn't do it two years ago because the talking point of a wall is more valuable to Republicans and Trump in particular than an actual wall would be. It's a symbolic thing for them to use to blame Democrats and continue painting them as weak on immigration and national security. If they had actually built the thing, they wouldn't be able to claim the Democrats were preventing them from building it anymore. That's why it was a non-issue until Republicans lost the House, and now all of a sudden it's the most important thing in the world to Trump. And his supporters are far too stupid to understand that degree of nuance, so they eat it right up.
@lindabrown8795
5 жыл бұрын
Good point. But it's a rallying call he's borrowed from a dictator's manual--two things actually (1) if you repeat things enough people will believe it and (2) you can unite people against a "common enemy." And he's a contractor so he knows how to build walls and not much else. Maybe Melania will decorate it.
@highstreetkillers4377
5 жыл бұрын
Linda Brown, you just described exactly why all this Russia talk is still happening.
@lindabrown8795
5 жыл бұрын
@@highstreetkillers4377 Beg pardon? All the "Russia talk" is still happening because we're waiting for Mueller's report on all the Russia business that Trump and his co-conspirators are into. Go to the Justice Dept. site and look up the indictments and convictions.
@NewMessage
5 жыл бұрын
I have a lovely image of Donnie sitting on the steps, waiting for the Dems to show up, muttering "It's my 6th birthday party all over again..."
@telectronix1368
5 жыл бұрын
I genuinely think that a lot of Trump ended up being could have been avoided if he had been shown a bit of love and emotional stability when he was younger.
@firstwave1890
5 жыл бұрын
It's my potty n I'll cry is I wanto 😥
@ryth8
5 жыл бұрын
Mmm, wouldn't Daddy have paid for 'friends' to attend?
@helenbobo1948
5 жыл бұрын
@@telectronix1368 Let me break out the world's tiniest violin. There is NO excuse for this kind of behavior. And what's worse is the folk who allow it to continue.
@rsmzm2000
5 жыл бұрын
"Arting the deal, (snicker)." I'm surprised the audience didn't laugh at all there.
@margarete6888
5 жыл бұрын
I want one of those coffee mugs!
@thequetee
5 жыл бұрын
I love that you guys post on youtube. Cause I'm in Hawai'i so this show comes on like 5 hours after it airs. Haha
@uppy666
5 жыл бұрын
Where do people who live in Hawaii go for an expensive vacation?? I'm curious lol
@SF-hw7ng
5 жыл бұрын
It's only 12:30 on the east coast, damn.
@Elephantstonica
5 жыл бұрын
kyle folmer I suggest places that begin with an M. Macao, Milan, Mumbai, Monaco, Mexico, The Moon.
@queenc8360
5 жыл бұрын
kyle folmer most people who live here in Hawaii can’t afford an expensive vacation. The cost of living is ridiculous.
@MrArtVein
5 жыл бұрын
TheQueTee hiiiiii! What's the temperature there? It's 18 degrees Fahrenheit here ❄
@redlord4321
5 жыл бұрын
well its trump hes used to not playing his workers
@jayfolk
5 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@trinad8360
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂👌🏽 Oh, what a Difference a Democratic Speaker of the House makes 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽.
@ichifish
5 жыл бұрын
Speaker Pelosi is the president America deserves.
@lw3269
5 жыл бұрын
When Spanky and Pence are impeached, she will be the president we get. Waiting for that day.
@KhanWolf95
5 жыл бұрын
@@lw3269 Would probably make Trumptards have a stroke at the sight of such a thing.
@davewade2041
5 жыл бұрын
@@KhanWolf95 The cult will die? Well let's get this done then.
@victoriavinson8401
5 жыл бұрын
Yep. I can't wait for that day.
@evano4780
5 жыл бұрын
Josh Wilson while she would be an improvement over our current president, she’s still a centrist corporatist that just happens to come up with good burns every now and then.
@robin2012ism
5 жыл бұрын
I want my Country back, Country back... etc.
@namafarm
5 жыл бұрын
Since the Simpsons were so stunningly right about all of this... who is playing President Lisa next year?
@Wednesdaywoe1975
5 жыл бұрын
Pelosi? Warren?
@emilys8971
5 жыл бұрын
Pelosi: “Write a report!” - Shades of 3rd grade life!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!!
@Cloud-zb8lw
5 жыл бұрын
May as well call him "McDonald Trump."
@robertnett9793
5 жыл бұрын
@Alex Mullins Yeah - but the one is funny and creepy... and the other is just creepy
@brucebaker810
5 жыл бұрын
and his McPresidency
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
5 жыл бұрын
or a big mack.
@randallflagg9659
5 жыл бұрын
He is the Berder King
@paymart04
5 жыл бұрын
Can some one explain one thing to me. I don't live in the US so I don't know the laws but I find it strange that people still go to work when they are not being paid. In the UK, the most basic of work contracts is that the employee agrees to do defined work and employer agrees to pay for said work. If either side breaks the contract, the case can go to court. Secondly, why would anybody work without pay. If all said no, maybe the country would grind to a halt but then something would have to be done.
@sharonwood6754
5 жыл бұрын
Not a democrats fault, look at the turtle 🐢 man McConnell. McConnell is balking, after 34 years you’d think Kentucky would smarten up
@aligerman4201
5 жыл бұрын
I have lived in Kentucky for years and I have talked to Republicans and Democrats and have yet to find one person who likes McConnell. Even the hard core republicans want him out. We just have no idea how he keeps getting elected. Trust me we are just as confused about him still being there as the rest of America.
@HalfwayJac
5 жыл бұрын
Hello friendly people! I just dropped by to say hello. I know we are going though hard times, but we will get through it. Hang in there my fellow Americans. We are still a family!
@tomlund4951
5 жыл бұрын
Jaclyn Lagrow you are awesome...have a great day!
@badhombre4683
5 жыл бұрын
Wow this was refreshing!
@ZubairKhan-vs8fe
5 жыл бұрын
Take the microphone away from Trump and watch him go nuts lmao
@SilverSpoonRiche
5 жыл бұрын
The state of our Uniom is indeed "STRANG"e.
@jsmcguireIII
5 жыл бұрын
It takes a grandmother to handle a problem child.
@mojavedesert2610
5 жыл бұрын
An old school blue collar roll up the sleeves grandma to clean house!✨💪
@ksol1460tv
5 жыл бұрын
I've got this picture of her spanking him (you know like the Trump baby balloon) only HE WOULD LIKE THAT!
@jsmcguireIII
5 жыл бұрын
thanks for sharing. please dont do that again. @@ksol1460tv
@ms.rstake_1211
5 жыл бұрын
Trump's pettiness is like that of a 5yr old.
@amymarie4970
5 жыл бұрын
People scrolling through comments Hope everyone's having an awesome night😍
@tmseh
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Here,have some cake. 🍰
@alterego1362
5 жыл бұрын
Day in my part of the world 😄 But thanks ✌️
@DreamerTrain
5 жыл бұрын
bless you
@gz9975
5 жыл бұрын
Yes. Just got done smashing the 62 year old secretary from work.
@ross_spirou_photography
5 жыл бұрын
It's 4pm, thanks anyway!
@rosefairyloverful
5 жыл бұрын
My mother-in-law works for the government in the tax division and got the call to come in and work on Friday and isn't certain if there going to get payed for those hours. Where can I get one of those mugs for her?
@benroberts2222
5 жыл бұрын
Can I claim a sincerely held religious belief against forced labor to get out of filing my taxes now?
@celticwolff5429
5 жыл бұрын
So Trump is a wannabe Joker cosplayer? "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I'm an agent of Russ...chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
@willtheangrydudeist9120
5 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@that1guy345
5 жыл бұрын
I have to ask, why does he still have supporters?
@guitarcollector1291
5 жыл бұрын
Because we know what our country can be as long as the Democrats stay the hell out of it..
@ARL1911
5 жыл бұрын
@@guitarcollector1291 dumb
@that1guy345
5 жыл бұрын
Guitar Collector 12 so are country needs tons of people working without pay?
@guitarcollector1291
5 жыл бұрын
@@that1guy345 just need to weed out the lazy no good government workers who do nothing but collect a paycheck on our dime.. Get it ?
@HadesGamer100
5 жыл бұрын
Guitar Collector 12 you mean the ones in charge of keeping our skies safe? Our food healthy? Those people?
@jefffrommn
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe the Secret Service needs to walk off the job.
@lilaclizard4504
5 жыл бұрын
at the least they should be refusing to supply additional people to secure him outside the whitehouse, making him a virtual prisoner there - and someone should sabotage the reception for cable tv on their way out :)
@Apo0
5 жыл бұрын
Well not really surprised at the continuous fails of Trump, I mean the SIMPSONS predicted this in 2000.
@sloppynyuszi
5 жыл бұрын
FluffyPinkChaos actually I think that escalator thing was a stunt/joke at the beginning. I think they copied it from the Simpsons to highlight the fact it’s a joke. Then he got fired from the Apprentice and enough people thought it was real and he just ran with it.
@Apo0
5 жыл бұрын
No, I meant the Trump presidency being a disaster. @@sloppynyuszi
@danielgehring7437
5 жыл бұрын
@@sloppynyuszi "Bart to the Future," season 11 episode 17. In a flash-forward/dream sequence brought on my a Native American casino employee, Bart foresees his sister Lisa as president, complaining about how much work there was to clean up after, after the presidency of Donald Trump. The writers even say they ran his name as the punchline because it was the least likely, most absurd possibility they could come up with.
@sloppynyuszi
5 жыл бұрын
FluffyPinkChaos they were right. But the escalator thing was set up based on the Simpsons.
@terrygoyan
5 жыл бұрын
Not paying workers is the norm for Trump. Just ask all his contractors.The honor of working for him should be enough!
@thedocklighter
5 жыл бұрын
Hamberders & covfefe for all! No paychecks!
@NewMessage
5 жыл бұрын
I'm just surprised the Union itself hasn't been cancelled yet.
@TheOneWhoMightBe
5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that's the Tea Partiers end game.
@WASDxMerceless
5 жыл бұрын
All of these politicians are still getting paid. None of them care about the people struggling to support their families and keep their homes. Your government is terrible America. I am happy that I live in Australia where we don't have to worry about this every 6 to 12 months.
@dalemartin6576
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah we just need to remember who our new pm is every 6 months
@maggiegarden9897
5 жыл бұрын
So what will he say: LET THEM EAT CAKE...
@darcyemorawski4751
5 жыл бұрын
No - hamberders
@EvilFookaire
5 жыл бұрын
And right after he says "Let them eat cake" (or hamberders) he'll be like, "Ohh, that's a nice looking cake/hamberder that they have. I want that. Goddamned I want all of that. I can take it from them!" And then he'll take it, take two bites, get all full - but rather than leaving it for others to eat, he'll get all horny, hire two hookers to pee all over it and blame Obama for nobody else having anything to eat.
@reasonablenetizen
5 жыл бұрын
Trump presidency is like a wet dream,...It felt good while sleeping but you wake up to see the mess you've made!
@wilddog371
5 жыл бұрын
Oh damn!!! Fantastic analogy LMAO
@telectronix1368
5 жыл бұрын
No, it never felt good.
@Skelebon
5 жыл бұрын
Alex Mullins Wake up to a night mare? Nightmare that makes a mess everywhere? Your into some weird stuff mah dude, but I won’t judge.
@robertnett9793
5 жыл бұрын
Besides it doesn't feel nice. And you still have to clean the mess afterwards.
@kjamison5951
5 жыл бұрын
Bob Peck in Jurassic Park, “Clever girl.”
@jacquelineleubin5004
5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is so good! He makes me laugh every time. Thank you!
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