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@vale7716
4 жыл бұрын
How To Make Everything ok
@zhiannejamessilawan7436
4 жыл бұрын
When will you advance to iron age?
@vale7716
4 жыл бұрын
Me first 😎
@vale7716
4 жыл бұрын
Also wanna be my dad
@vale7716
4 жыл бұрын
I hope so
@darkdevil905
4 жыл бұрын
HTME Episode 9000: Andy builds a tokamak nuclear reactor with the aid of discord math using his unique language and symbols
@mikedrop4421
4 жыл бұрын
Today on HTME were going to harvest some deuterium from my homemade breeder reactor and then run that through our fusion reactor to produce the energy. Then go to my closet cyclotron and collect some of my left over dark matter from last years crop and combine everything to make a primitive wormhole. Hopefully we can use that to go back in time and find out how to build a pyramid.
@rexxe001
4 жыл бұрын
Builds a universe sword
@greengreen110
4 жыл бұрын
i think it's actually legal to make a nuclear weapon and personally have ownership of it as long as it doesn't go beyond a certain explosive power
@antoniosk931
4 жыл бұрын
@@mikedrop4421 but first a message from our sponsor,
@Kyle-gw6qp
4 жыл бұрын
Tokamaks don't even work yet
@severe8773
4 жыл бұрын
HTME Episode 10000: Andy George builds a 10km long particle accelerator to produce anti-matter for futuristic fuel, allowing him to complete his interstellar space ship to explore the other galaxies
@linecraftman3907
4 жыл бұрын
and it will only take a couple of decades to get there! In the meantime HTME team is working on a solution to FTL travel
@marianciocoiu6618
4 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@Mr2winners
4 жыл бұрын
Todayon HTME : 2400 AC The antigravity engine was invented
@pegtooth2006
4 жыл бұрын
But he'll still make his own lunches right?
@tanukinotaraccoon5274
4 жыл бұрын
Well I guess he is going to be the Christopher Columbus of our age and find the gold from other galaxies and make aliens slaves
@Snowycaaa
4 жыл бұрын
12:58 - dude pulled a gun after throwing the spear
@slig4656
4 жыл бұрын
Can’t trust anyone in ancient Egypt smh
@rodhandermott1413
4 жыл бұрын
Wow just because he’s black doesn’t mean he would pull a gun
@cardboardethymith3893
4 жыл бұрын
@@rodhandermott1413 r/whoooosh
@DesertRatPainting
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he was drawing while closing. He clearly trains in more modern self defense as well as historical
@bousemaster3989
4 жыл бұрын
Haha black guy went into what he was accustomed to
@joejia1410
4 жыл бұрын
"hey guys look at this new thing I made, its shiny and really sharp!" -The guy who ended the bronze age
@CYRILMARTINAJARO
4 жыл бұрын
Ancient Thanos be like:
@kayagorzan
4 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@kayagorzan
4 жыл бұрын
Yeouch
@kayagorzan
4 жыл бұрын
Gneurshk
@fgvcosmic6752
4 жыл бұрын
@@kayagorzan that can mean lots of different things
@kevingrubb9835
4 жыл бұрын
Nice man, can't wait for you to hit the iron age, a huge learning curve with a copious a mount of frustration awaits you
@ZhouBiden
4 жыл бұрын
And when he was needed most... he stayed because he’s a great content creator
@boffle539
4 жыл бұрын
Chris Cuevas unlike the avatar
@Lorenzo_Mella
4 жыл бұрын
"Sit down son, I will tell you about the sword that ended the WORLD SWORD PLATINUM"
@danielzamiar9914
4 жыл бұрын
That's the one I was looking for
@lorenzopanza2082
4 жыл бұрын
“Lorenzo has entered the chat” *confusion ensues among the two Lorenzo’s*
@AstralJustus
4 жыл бұрын
SWORA SWORA SWORA
@nicololoi6765
4 жыл бұрын
Didnt expected that but ok
@TOUCH_ME03
4 жыл бұрын
70th like
@andypandy5781
4 жыл бұрын
Bronze age warrior: "Who are you?" Post bronze age sword: " _Death_ "
@theprincipalityofbelka4646
4 жыл бұрын
Andy Pandy time traveler with an gun: i am your god
@cahallo5964
4 жыл бұрын
You need an army of guns to get rid of bronze age artillery, specially on a 1v1 cuz they wouldn't recognise a gun as a threat until you shoot it ans if you do well then you'll just arrowed down lol
@lorenzopanza2082
4 жыл бұрын
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE THUMBNAIL?!?!????? im literally geekin out rn... i’m dead hahaha 💀
@vectra9_957
4 жыл бұрын
"we shall make sliced earth"
@bigfarter4306
4 жыл бұрын
Its just a normal Saturday
@karstenkunneman5219
4 жыл бұрын
There’s no way his body is photoshopped
@octavius32a64
4 жыл бұрын
all that sliced fruit
@Ben-pz7wo
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@SwannyRiv
4 жыл бұрын
cant wait for the Gene duplication episode "my twin that ate a sandwich" episode
@eduardobarreto5555
4 жыл бұрын
"My genetically duplicated twin made a sandwitch from scratch"*
@billohsnap5418
4 жыл бұрын
@@eduardobarreto5555 nice witch you got there
@RetrowaveUniverse
4 жыл бұрын
HTME kinda foreshadowed the current situation of 2020 when Andy hit the RESET button.
@themanohman7157
4 жыл бұрын
Watching this from your air conditioned home with internet is a farcry from having the reset button hit, man.
@dunbrine47
4 жыл бұрын
Predictive programming? Hmmmmm.....
@ninjabothandyman6063
4 жыл бұрын
Looks Sweet mate !! Totally EPIC
@zukai-882
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Andy when this is all over 😳
@linecraftman3907
4 жыл бұрын
look at the thumbnail
@airbornewarningandcontrols396
4 жыл бұрын
its already over
@viburnumwillow4669
4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this channel, and I'd just like to say thank you for making this content.
@ElricWilliam
4 жыл бұрын
You know I never thought it before but im pretty sure getting a hold of Lindybeige would've been a great help, He's a library of knowledge on the ancient world and he's already made his own bronze equipment and even have a his own set of Hoplite armour.
@deeranfoxworthy6069
4 жыл бұрын
That camera person is brave standing where they were with Andy swinging the axe considering the track record of tool durability.
@TheHatShallDie
4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE SWORD THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
@gipenpen
4 жыл бұрын
Htme episode 1000: Diamond Age Htme episode 2000: Getting enchantments
@markdudder728
4 жыл бұрын
htme episode 3000: going to the nether
@gavindillon1486
4 жыл бұрын
@@markdudder728 htme episode 3001: nether update
@markdudder728
4 жыл бұрын
@@gavindillon1486 htme episode 3500: cave update
@loganstrong5426
4 жыл бұрын
Finally, your civilization has advanced far enough, you can wage war on the enemy of us all: THE MELON LORD!
@dudedude5035
4 жыл бұрын
Logan Strong I see your a man of culture as well
@davidhamilton676
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know Andy. As you drive that pole out of the forest, I feel like they didn't have 4 cylinders in the late bronze age...
@linecraftman3907
4 жыл бұрын
dont worry, there are ponies under the hood
@raidenkeify
4 жыл бұрын
@@linecraftman3907 nah he is going flintstones style
@Oracle_
4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Sardinia, where it is theorized that the Sherden (one of the Sea People) came from. I've often joked about how it was partially our fault that the Bronze Age ended (I know it's not proven, I just like to joke about it), so this was very fun and interesting for me!
@Darksagan
2 жыл бұрын
That was pretty cool seeing the different fighting styles. I cant imagine how savage those battle fields were. Great video.
@morrigankasa570
3 жыл бұрын
Achilles may have existed as a regular powerful warrior. Also I would love a battle ready set of that 20 pound+ Bronze armor with a different helmet. Also would love a more powerful Steel version of that Bronze sword but perhaps a Bone or Horn handle.
@avoirdupois1
4 жыл бұрын
it's impressive how effective the thin bronze plates were at deflecting the spear and sword. They even bent the sword tip. Also, the sponsor segment was pretty funny.
@Bavra
4 жыл бұрын
thank decades of hollywood for the myth, that plate armor - be it bronze or iron - can easily be pierced.
@gabenewell4400
4 жыл бұрын
Episode 100000: How to augment yourself with cybernetic limbs
@MrAqr2598
4 жыл бұрын
6:29~ ASMR sponsor commercial.
@statictacos1138
4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm sad. I just imagine Andy spending like half an hour just glueing googly eyes and drawing eyebrows on various fruits. Silently muttering to himself "yes my sweet, it's off to war"
@linecraftman3907
4 жыл бұрын
holy crap i haven't laughed so hard at an ad in a long time
@SF-li9kh
4 жыл бұрын
Lol. These thumbnails are getting hilarious 😂
@maxcai3795
4 жыл бұрын
If weapons were to constantly evolve, I would use an axe to break the spears... lol
@allgreatfictions
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, that is pretty much exactly why the Vikings used axes. They weren't just a weapon. They were a utility.
@kazoolordhd6591
4 жыл бұрын
Try cut through a spear that isnt solidly braced against something. Most of the energy would go into moving the spear and not that much into actually cutting through the shaft
@Glaaki13
4 жыл бұрын
@@allgreatfictions Yes the people I know fighting viking style always a someone with a axe to protect the other
@mikyle2518
4 жыл бұрын
Stabs melon_lord in the head... Lauren (under her breathe): sorry
@SeanMcColgandude
4 жыл бұрын
The fruit war bit had me rolling 😂
@peterbellek1791
4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 Rolling 😂😂
@Swordfish42
4 жыл бұрын
I love when the final point is also a final pun
@ristoner1
4 жыл бұрын
Best sponsor ad ever! The low whisper describing everything had me dying, hahaha
@TheGahta
4 жыл бұрын
17:28 executing a melon pow thus inventing war crimes
@tu-95turbopropstrategicbom55
4 жыл бұрын
The new casting music absolutely slaps.
@lGODofLAGl
4 жыл бұрын
Another fantastic video - your content has always been good but it keeps getting better and better :D The great fruit war rolling into battle had me rolling in laughter!
@JessWLStuart
4 жыл бұрын
The fruit army is EPIC! LOL! I thought the train sound was for ambiance until I saw the train! I wonder how the weapons would work against armored opponents of larger mass?
@chrimbus3442
4 жыл бұрын
You should do an episode where you meet up with the guys at the channel "That Works" they used to work for man at arms and kinda got screwed there not really sure the specifics but they're great guys and really know what they're doing when it comes to blacksmithing/historically accurate blade smithing.
@trashtalk9362
4 жыл бұрын
The sea people story seems scarily familial and current, I hope this time the Mediterranean people will understand each other better.
@ghosttoast-xx1652
3 жыл бұрын
12:57 *Throws down spear, draws gun:* Parry this you casual
@mikedrop4421
4 жыл бұрын
Hello Lauren, welcome to the HTME family!
@laurenapolis
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, mike! Happy to be here ♡´・ᴗ・`♡
@peterbellek1791
4 жыл бұрын
Lauren Bowe what’s ur insta☺️
@jammehrmann1871
4 жыл бұрын
@@peterbellek1791 simp
@ericdorland3707
4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does Da'mon Stith seem like seem like the coolest person ever?
@CH3R.N0BY1
4 жыл бұрын
HTME Episode 20000: Andy makes a working spacecraft and establishes the colonization of the moon
@pestopyong9341
4 жыл бұрын
you know your early when there are more likes than views
@zachbob5620
4 жыл бұрын
that ending was perfect
@FrauWNiemand
4 жыл бұрын
Scuse me: What happened to Anneliese?
@kaktus8669
4 жыл бұрын
He seems to get through quite a few assistents. Maybe era apropriate human sacrifices?
@enja001
4 жыл бұрын
Bit of a slave driver I believe
@jammehrmann1871
4 жыл бұрын
@@enja001 She has left to pursue a real job
@enja001
4 жыл бұрын
@@jammehrmann1871 good for her
@azra7874
4 жыл бұрын
your fruit killing skills are remarkable
@homicidalnun3931
4 жыл бұрын
HTME: Invading a small Mediterranean town with iron tools
@Hrlpyslrpy
4 жыл бұрын
Yay you finally posted again! I waited all week
@gal749
4 жыл бұрын
When you're so early there are still 'when you are so early' memes
@smoothkid765
4 жыл бұрын
You change assistants like I change boxer shorts. This one seems nice.
@bernardfender5147
4 жыл бұрын
Episode 11000. Matt broadcast injects all knowledge directly into our virtual brain whilst instantly time traveling everywhen!
@Sin-pd4lw
4 жыл бұрын
That letter at the end was.... just wow
@Spoon80085
4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is the music in this video much better than usual?
@austinclark2541
4 жыл бұрын
Can we see more of Lauren in future vids plz :)
@raphlvlogs271
4 жыл бұрын
The spear was the king of historical weapons, the sword was the queen.
@CYRILMARTINAJARO
4 жыл бұрын
Then the swordstaff was the prince
@Kyle-gw6qp
4 жыл бұрын
@@CYRILMARTINAJARO the sword staff wasn't that common
@cahallo5964
4 жыл бұрын
Also it was a cavalry weapon
@DiscardatRandom
3 жыл бұрын
@@cahallo5964 what was?
@DiscardatRandom
3 жыл бұрын
@@CYRILMARTINAJARO you mean a glaive? I don’t think there was any historical weapon similar to that. Maybe used like once in japan
@johnmiller2191
4 жыл бұрын
They used 6 foot long spears to stay socially distanced while in battle
@TheCashman007
3 жыл бұрын
3:04 Holy shit, that dude has a full tree !
@Navimumbhai
4 жыл бұрын
Don't talk about ending the world,it's 2020.
@kingeternal_ap
4 жыл бұрын
it's just the beginning of THE END
@pieceofschmidtgamer
2 жыл бұрын
I think there's a lesson to be learned in the Bronze Age Collapse that could be applied to our current age. These two ages are surprisingly similar in a number of ways. The Lesson? What is an advantage one day, may become a liability the next.
@olympian3
2 жыл бұрын
Truth
@DaGahbageMan
4 жыл бұрын
Someone should make a mod for Civilization 5/6 that adds a HTME civilization with Andy as the leader.
@harveyman93
4 жыл бұрын
🎶The melons go marching down🎶 absolutely killed me, sitting here with my roommates trying to quiet my snort-laughing like a feckin lunatic
@ItzRetz
4 жыл бұрын
9:28 you cutting towards yourself like that is stressing me out And you wonder why you get cut so often xD
@willbachman9312
3 жыл бұрын
The point of stabbing is to get into gaps in armor that or using blunt force would be the way to negotiate fighting an armored opponent
@lucykitsune4619
4 жыл бұрын
And I was over here thinking he'd finally make iron/steel tools...
@kelseybank
4 жыл бұрын
The melon civilization is going down in flames. Lauren is a natural swordsman!
@grimaristea
4 жыл бұрын
Most relatable moment in the entire series is Lauren stabbing fruit and apologizing to the fruit for stabbing it
@ash1060
4 жыл бұрын
Finally I'm not late
@hardyje1915
3 жыл бұрын
13:00 closing in with a gun the bronze age. illegal!!
@shaggyrumplenutz1610
4 жыл бұрын
Bronze is such a beautiful metal.
@ryankd9245
4 жыл бұрын
2:20 the best part
@blewfish1
4 жыл бұрын
very nice stick
@cruzaider5339
4 жыл бұрын
episode 369 Making an trebuchet to besiege an Castle to take their wheat to so we can then breed our horses and sell and use the silver from thn horses to bribe the pope for a modern crusade
@jonathangibson9482
4 жыл бұрын
The melon army skit is adorable and delightful. Also! I greatly appreciate the expert opinions.
@sefewet
4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm the history talk at the end... sounds really familliar with today...
@blairbuskirk5460
4 жыл бұрын
Depletion of tin resources and the collapse of long distance trade were larger contributing factors in the bronze age collapse.
@S8tan7
4 жыл бұрын
The introduction of Lauren, the HTMEian Queen of Stabbing
@rateromuerte2708
3 жыл бұрын
The letter in the kiln thing has been disproven it was actually in a basket that was turned over and buried in a fire
@blablablablabittybla561
2 жыл бұрын
Great theme for a series!
@happyquickspeedster5323
4 жыл бұрын
7:43 Otherwise known as the social distancing spear, very effective at scaring off the coronavirus
@chrisrosenkreuz23
3 жыл бұрын
3:30 tight tune yo
@melissahauke8682
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love your sense of humor!
@DarkValorWolf
4 жыл бұрын
does your new assistant have an instagram? ;p
@peterbellek1791
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh i was gonna comment😭... she’s actually pretty cute
@kip7865
4 жыл бұрын
@laurenapolis
@lonelywolf8388
4 жыл бұрын
@@kip7865 The internet really DOES know everything :D oO
@SignalJones
4 жыл бұрын
Lauren has some killer ink.
@nickstroh2200
4 жыл бұрын
This is the very hype
@WolfOfDunderMiff
4 жыл бұрын
16:30 the voices get to him
@RocketChild
4 жыл бұрын
You're doing a great job continuing to produce videos and content during COVID19
@henriquereisjr6771
3 жыл бұрын
You should have made hole in the Spear head to fix bronze nails. The way you did it, when it hits armor the Spear's head will not stay in place.
@wingedkuriboh98
4 жыл бұрын
kove is legitimately a good brand, i saw another youtube channel advertising it and it came at the perfect time for me and my girlfriends 2 year and she has chronic migraines many days in a row and having these for about a month now has helped her a lot when it comes to headaches :D i paid the same price with a discount code a month ago and it is well worth the 60 some dollar price tag thats on it right now!
@kdarkwynde
3 жыл бұрын
Says "Greek Mycenaean," while showing Roman infantryman. Brilliant
@velazquezarmouries
4 жыл бұрын
Now I am really hyped for the gladius episode
@goatslayerwp
4 жыл бұрын
We are about to have to start using these skills...
@drewsenthused6079
4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic episode! Keep being awesome!
@BurkenProductions
4 жыл бұрын
You do know that adding spammy ads for your headphones in The video like that only makes us skip over it.
@silkylevel9633
4 жыл бұрын
I hope the next episode is about the Iron Age that’s what I’m most interested in
@user-dh9oz9um2w
4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait until he starts the Manhattan project pt.2
@JohnBrown-of4pw
4 жыл бұрын
Try one with leather and bronze
@screenteasing
4 жыл бұрын
You should get in contact with Cody and let him explain the chemical stuff and how the ore got produced over time. In the last few videos I always see you just going to the Swordmaker and then refining what he made.
@screenteasing
4 жыл бұрын
@Rising Horizon Gaming I understand and know that. I just wished the videos would have been a bit more educative content like the videos in the past have been instead of this new music montages of funny people that are not capable using the tools they made.
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