me when i try to eat uranium to become a horror monster but all I get is severe radiation poisoning and cancer
@ethanwinters1469
2 ай бұрын
You mean a life span of minutes and it all being a agonizing
@MikeHunt-zy3cn
2 ай бұрын
I guess your father wasn't exaggerating when he said you had a hole in your gut.
@sudanemamimikiki1527
Ай бұрын
@@ethanwinters1469 actually ingesting uranium only results in some kidney damage. eating enriched uranium can lead to stuff like your jaw falling out, but even that requires constant ingestion... try to remember, uranium was considered a miracle cure at one point of history.
@KrustyLobster
2 ай бұрын
Thanks so much for covering my analog horror🎉
@HellnawNaw-zq2jx
2 ай бұрын
Uranium fever has done and got me down, Uranium fever is striking all around!
@void_274
2 ай бұрын
uranium tasted realy good
@cheekibreeki904
2 ай бұрын
Pay more attention to proper grammar next time. Seeing "there" instead of "their" and capitalised "skin" in a supposed FBI document inmmediately destroyed every semblance of immersion I might've had.
@webinatic216
2 ай бұрын
@@cheekibreeki904 It's a future where Trump was the ruling president for 12 years. Education wasn't their top priority :D
@KrustyLobster
2 ай бұрын
@@cheekibreeki904 thanks for recommending that
@debmanjules245
2 ай бұрын
*consumes uranium* nice try fed
@JudgeNicodemus
2 ай бұрын
You fool! By consuming uranium you'll also start glowing! The glowies reverse psychology-ed you into becoming a glowie yourself!
@thelostone2008
2 ай бұрын
Feds are trying to stop you from immaculate gains.
@FuzDoesStuff
2 ай бұрын
This comment deserves a pin
@debmanjules245
2 ай бұрын
@@FuzDoesStuffthank you XD
@Johnop69
Ай бұрын
consumes the feds nice try uranium
@Forever_Nowhere
2 ай бұрын
uranium fever has gone and got me down
@cheekibreeki904
2 ай бұрын
uranium fever is spreadin' all around
@beacondude5000
2 ай бұрын
With a geiger counter in my hand
@yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694
2 ай бұрын
im a goin out to stake me some government land
@bluepikmingaming
2 ай бұрын
Uranium fever has done and got me dooown
@thegoofygulagbros.8576
2 ай бұрын
URANIUM FEVER!❤
@Creeper-bm9yo
2 ай бұрын
I like how this analog horror keeps switching back and forth between something unnerving and the funnist image ever 😭😭😭😭
@sahilrahman5066
2 ай бұрын
9:21 this had me in stitches
@RedPandaReal
2 ай бұрын
@@sahilrahman5066me when the edibles hit
@void_274
2 ай бұрын
"humans eating uraniun" it tasted good tho (l have claws and longer limbs and are fast and sensitive to noise )
@xpyrov
2 ай бұрын
u sound like my brother, sensitive to noise
@LamarjorieQueen
2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: nobody has *survived* eating uranium, but people have done it, and said it tasted *really* sour
Tbh being a sane Crowder is basically the most op thing ever if u can resist the temptation to eat humans
@filip-pz2dx
2 ай бұрын
9:21 blud has a fucking snapchat filter on him
@thomasbaker9822
2 ай бұрын
Your right
@Faust98
2 ай бұрын
i cannot take this one seriously with how utterly bad the 'real scary pictures' are.
@sahilrahman5066
2 ай бұрын
@@Faust98 Same i burst out laughing when it came on.
@catboy60420
Ай бұрын
I love how the pictures that are supposed to show the growth is just the kid taking a selfie
@nino3088
2 ай бұрын
Ive been a fan of nuclear nightmare ever since it came out and its so genuinely cool to see this
@cascadianrangers728
2 ай бұрын
Something being hypersensitive to sound is a weakness, not a strength. You don't need to be silent to move, you just have to have a distraction louder than you; Even if loud sounds don't hurt them, you can overpower their hearing in any number of ways
@butterflyfromhell885
2 ай бұрын
The scariest thing about any apocalypse is that we might lose the ability to play De Blob 2 on Wii
@starsilverinfinity
2 ай бұрын
Oh my- They made an analog horror for Uranium Fever (the song)
@blademasterzero
2 ай бұрын
Me when analog horror is about fast tall man
@juancarlos-uv4lh
2 ай бұрын
Me when tall creature peaks through door 😮😮😮😮
@fancyswappapyrus3338
26 күн бұрын
me when screen flashes appear on the screen so frequently i get a seizure despite having no type of photosensitivity 😰😰😰
@rafy.h.3108
14 күн бұрын
Me when i can get croudussy 😳😳😮🤤
@x4m994
13 күн бұрын
yeah this analog series sucks 😭 so many creators don’t even bother to proofread their content either!
@RatTailSoup4
2 ай бұрын
"imagine all of the societal norms that would fall apart.. we then get some fun new sounds from the voyager probe!"
@rudycory1721
2 ай бұрын
the scary part has to be that a single gram of uranium, if our body would managed to digested it, would give use 20 billion calories. That means, they Uranium Creature would theoretically live for an UNGODLY amount of years beyond the normal human lifespan. EDIT: guys pls, I get it that I was wrong with it, I'm already dead 😭😭😭
@NezumiBoy
2 ай бұрын
No? not at all???? Where the fuck do you even get your information????
@rudycory1721
2 ай бұрын
@@NezumiBoy it's a fact based on how a gram of uranium-235 nucleus, during nuclear fusion, can release approximately 202.5 mega elettronvolt of energy which can be translated to roughly 20 billion calories. Keep in mind that this is all THEORETICAL and CANNOT BE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE for uranium to do with a single gram since it will not undergo a fusion chain reaction beyond what is possible mathematical physic. I have provided this fact to further remark how, in any story that has a radioactive creature like the Uranium Fungus here or Godzilla, these beings basically can't run out of energy(calorie wise).
@RenzoTheCat
2 ай бұрын
@@NezumiBoyanswer his reply thug
@arguellesargie
2 ай бұрын
@@NezumiBoyanswer the reply lil bro
@rhabbidrhat
2 ай бұрын
@@NezumiBoy got smth to say buddy?
@CASA-dy4vs
2 ай бұрын
What if we really are the first life in the universe, like fallen empires from Stellaris being forerunners of every other empire
@MyzoryMaiq
2 ай бұрын
Who's your weed dealer broham
@-mako-6018
Ай бұрын
if that's the case, i'm sorry for the universe, we're pest
@plmokm33
Ай бұрын
@@-mako-6018 bold of you to assume any other life is better, as far as we know humans are the only life form who came up with the concept of morality at all.
@bluepikmingaming
2 ай бұрын
they done caught uranium fever
@solarchos4352
2 ай бұрын
7:10 - Chernobyl. Of course. It ALWAYS goes back to the Anomalies of the Zone.
@kokml-mo3lo
2 ай бұрын
I need chairs please eat chairs I need chairs please please chairs birches chairs eat them table chars I can't help
@NotTheEpicnt
2 ай бұрын
In filbus I trust
@Mctrrt1
2 ай бұрын
In Filbus I trust!
@cnbviper007
Ай бұрын
In filbus I trust
@unknowngod8221
Ай бұрын
i hope filbus support lgbtq then i'll maybe eat chairs
@cnbviper007
Ай бұрын
@@unknowngod8221 you mean lgbtqf
@PikaFur
2 ай бұрын
The second Sunflower starts talking about the horror, I get an ad about cleaning your phone- WHY!?
@sykuracreed
Ай бұрын
OMG, same. I hate it. 😂
@defaulted9485
2 ай бұрын
That image 4 in 13:03, have I seen that image before as a depiction of the Japanese Cryptid "Ningen"?
@pineappleguy178
29 күн бұрын
I mean it's very close but I think it's just coincidence or inspiration
@77xX_Galacto_Xx77
2 ай бұрын
Radiation no jokes folks, remember to bring plenty of rad-x and radaway. And try your best not to eat radiated food or water.
@sandcat2383
Ай бұрын
Vodka also seems to cure radiation poisoning, so always keep some handy
@channel_named788
Ай бұрын
Nice try smoothskin
@deez4987
2 ай бұрын
12:31 im not the only one here that hears "fallen down" from Undertale in reverse
@XCarrion
11 күн бұрын
I do hear it there too
@ericfaith2810
2 ай бұрын
Aboriginals of Australia referred to uranium as a great dragon that should not be removed from the ground. Ahhh....the wisdom of the indigenous.
@Sunflower41XD
2 ай бұрын
Where did you hear that? I've lived in Australia my whole life and I've never heard that
@sudanemamimikiki1527
Ай бұрын
@@Sunflower41XD his source is he made it the fuck up.
@JaePlay
23 күн бұрын
@@Sunflower41XDhe's Trolling
@chrisgomez1262
2 ай бұрын
I hope earth last stand is a help full entity
@calebharris1080
2 ай бұрын
There is another nuclear analog horror video that I recommend, it's called just keep dancing and it is a masterpiece of analog horror
@kelvinlucas6476
2 ай бұрын
I like the idea that all of this happened and back then its was just a bad time to live we’re you had to deal with ulternets in the morning this with lunch and just everything else
@wobbly_being
2 ай бұрын
NEW ANALOG HORROR? SIGN ME UP
@JustDarkest
Ай бұрын
gotta love that liquify tool huh
@FoxheimStudios
Ай бұрын
Ok but Nuclear Nightmare is such a badass name
@zapp5er284
2 ай бұрын
Okay, but this one is pretty bad. Meaningless tidbit of cryptic information and all the "scary" pictures being the creator(?) with a camera filter on their face? Nuh-uh, this is the bottom of the barrel.
@vincentbrown6464
Ай бұрын
oh thank god i thot i was the only one who felt this way lol
@БогданКовальчук-й3н
7 күн бұрын
I wonder why in most of these analog horrors, Why is the new creature not present in real life? It brings me great comfort to know that they are simply not cut out for life in the wild and would eventually go extinct if humans survive.
@Diabetic_troglodyte6152
2 ай бұрын
“Don’t eat uranium.” NICE TRY, FED
@SolidCatto
18 күн бұрын
Idk between the ridiculous concept of the horribly bad scares it's way more funny than scary.
@SolidCatto
17 күн бұрын
Honestly, I felt like you were trying too hard to explain how this is scary as well.
@OfficialSteve-Cobsia
2 ай бұрын
Radioactivity + analog horror = very spoopy
@cal5365
2 ай бұрын
I remember being on a certain forum about 10 years back or so, someone who was obviously mentally unwell was posting timestamped update pics of their shoulders and stomach after they had regularly ingested nuclear pellets and other material they bought online a month prior, to try to "attune" to god and gain powers. His skin was covered in sores and some holes going down to the fat and bone, it was terrifying and he ignored all pleas to get medical help and just kept posting obviously schizophrenic paragraphs in return. Guy posted for weeks with updates until going silent while still ignoring and becoming hostile to any offer of help.
@LowerBudgetOppenheimer
Ай бұрын
4 chan shit
@sudanemamimikiki1527
Ай бұрын
sounds more like an arg or a fake. considering those arent the symptoms for ingesting radiation.
@DevanGilmer
Ай бұрын
5:20 actually goes hard
@EsmeraldaPascuzzi
2 ай бұрын
The Africans are safe right…
@EsmeraldaPascuzzi
2 ай бұрын
How would they get there…
@unknowngod8221
Ай бұрын
@@EsmeraldaPascuzzi sea or air one can't be contain but the others is almost impossible
@Jscon864
2 ай бұрын
Well I don’t know but I’d been told, uranium ore’s worth more than gold.
@skullyinc.
2 ай бұрын
The " he peeled off his skin " got annoying after the second time, it, said it, tbh.
@galaxtia
2 ай бұрын
When I heard Louisiana, I was immediately drawn.
@Ian_Paneque
2 ай бұрын
The answer: New Tik Tok trend.
@jroth1407
2 ай бұрын
This looks like a uranium fever
@KiwiAsh
29 күн бұрын
Ah yes my biggest fear is knowing the fact that at any time a country could launch nukes to another and start a nuclear war and destroying half of the planet
@osteohiveporosis6882
Ай бұрын
2:41 Best Dark Souls boss
@ElSofaFuerte
Ай бұрын
"How would you survive this" Not living in Canada. Honestly this would be the smallest reason to not live in Canada.
@EireIkkiAlaskan
27 күн бұрын
"What the Fuck, What the Fuck, What the Fuck!" is the correct answer
@lockheedx33
Ай бұрын
"people eating uranium" TheRussianBadger prepared me for this moment
@quempire2656
2 ай бұрын
buddy needed them gains
@sauerkids9254
19 күн бұрын
"very sensitive to noise", you say? AIRHORN
@Snowmanse
2 ай бұрын
The choice of words "3 million creatures have been spotted" is hilarious to me for reasons I'm not sure of. As if they're individually counting specific individual creatures and not just estimating how many exist based on the population of infected areas.
@grilledcheese05
27 күн бұрын
Honestly analog horror was amazing, but now it seems like its just weird edited images, voice from the faith games, static and found footage tapes
@Emerald_Raven08
Ай бұрын
2:20 thanks for the advice, V-1
@RomeGunnLeaf_36710
2 ай бұрын
Why is nuclear radioactive in the first place?
@somerandomgalontheinternet3863
2 ай бұрын
Radioactivity is a property of matter, specifically individual atoms shedding energy in the form of high energy photons (gamma radiation), high energy electrons (beta radiation), and an helium nucleus (2 protons, 2 neutrons) (alpha radiation)
@RomeGunnLeaf_36710
2 ай бұрын
@@somerandomgalontheinternet3863 oh that’s why
@thexenocide6013
2 ай бұрын
i consider videos like this about probably objectively bad analog horror series to be a guilty pleasure of mine thank you for making this kind of content it makes my brain feel better when im sad
@randomgreekhuman
7 күн бұрын
play a loud ass noise on the worlds loudest speaker, creature disoriented, tank.
@thepeach1825
Ай бұрын
The voyager 1 sound is what happens when you put an image of the crabs eye nebula into a spectrogram
@neves5083
2 ай бұрын
I thought it would be about nuclear war or something
@TheMysticalTank
Ай бұрын
When you’re trying to bulk and the gains turn ungodly.
@FishofEternity
13 күн бұрын
11:53 sound of a helix nebula
@OfficialNo44
2 ай бұрын
crowders look like them pablo picasso paintings
@themagalanium9491
2 ай бұрын
that Water temple music from TP is icing on the scary cake
@taxcollector9543
15 күн бұрын
You may have actually made this series straight up better with the way you explained it The detail and explanation on human fear, grinding halt as each step of important information is brought to be cleared, even the small pauses between each sentence trying to keep you hooked in that story Not to say the original is bad But I think, in my eyes, this is the best way to cover a story. Adding on to it
@addictedandnothavingfun
2 ай бұрын
Haha yes, the glowing cereal got me feeling pretty devilish.
@FuzDoesStuff
2 ай бұрын
Fun fact about Depleted Uranium: It's also used as armor.
@Mooseshovel
Ай бұрын
Me after i eat uranium cause it has 10 billion calories (i was bulking)
@mio2344
Ай бұрын
well time to call the fallout protagonists now.
@To.Helios
2 ай бұрын
I know a lot about nuclear physics and power and I would like to see this
@MechSonic
10 күн бұрын
This monster sounds like alternate
@Lamadon_Pyreus
2 ай бұрын
Command & Conquer, where the Scrin seed Earth with Tiberium (they call it something else, but I forget what) and wait for liquid Tiberium eruptions, where they will see it as ripe for harvest and take the planet as a source of nourishment. There's a lot this could be tied to, I think it a trope.
@CrashHeadroom
6 күн бұрын
This had the completely opposite effect on me, I was in hysterics XD "and it GREWWWWWW" *head extendo powa ACTIVATE!*
@ThatPlayerThere
2 ай бұрын
Was nuclear nightmare made by a child? I’m curious as to how old the creator is.
@AgentCelestia2
2 ай бұрын
We need an analog horror from the perspective of the antagonists. We could deepen the lore.
@TurtleBoyoIsCool
2 ай бұрын
What an interesting concept
@infinityzer054
2 ай бұрын
URAAAAAAANIUM fever Become a death-angel for free?…maybe
@StinkySeaGoat
2 ай бұрын
THE EARTH IS A STAND USER!!
@lampshade6967
Ай бұрын
analogue horror is so oversaturated now
@Que.1637
Ай бұрын
first dude listed to lightning McQueen 😭😭😭😭😭
@Ice-wu8qq
2 ай бұрын
that encounter scene footage looks like vita carnis mimic encounter footage
@aimeeissilly
14 күн бұрын
7:14 that’s Chernobyl.
@lololordjr
2 ай бұрын
I eat rada for breakfast
@Sunflower41XD
2 ай бұрын
keep it up 💪
@lololordjr
2 ай бұрын
*rads
@HereticalKitsune
19 сағат бұрын
"Why would people eat Uranium?" Tiktok trends. Seriously the shit some people do for clout or just because some other idiot on social media did it first is worrying.
@jameshpotato2675
24 күн бұрын
2:25 That ending screen is so beautiful where is it from?
@KertaDrake
2 ай бұрын
All I have to say to this is: "... Nope."
@Goblinboyo162
2 ай бұрын
Did anyone else notice he used the Eternal City theme in his intro?
@Eryna_
Ай бұрын
I mean... If humans COULD metabolize nuclear fuels, they would be the most energy-dense food source out there.
@umberto1510
2 ай бұрын
Its so badly made, i found it when it was new its complete trash
@vincentbrown6464
Ай бұрын
yup lol i was kinda looking for a comment like this so i could feel less guilty about having the exact same feelings lol
@OmegaX137
Ай бұрын
*Eats uranium* Hm... Tasty...
@dylantaylor6740
2 ай бұрын
So THAT'S what happened to shy guy 🤔
@filip-pz2dx
2 ай бұрын
Tbh all you would need is one of those mole repelent thingis
@XCarrion
11 күн бұрын
This is genuinely pretty cool analog horror....but the visuals are pretty...hit and miss
@randomenvelope
2 ай бұрын
Im sorry this is not great, why does uranium possess tapes? Why is there a qr code in a vhs tape? Why is a victims face stretched in photoshop very obviously?
@LowerBudgetOppenheimer
Ай бұрын
plus since the danger is the uranium fungi, its a *fungi*, use fungicide.
@randomenvelope
Ай бұрын
@@LowerBudgetOppenheimer but its ghost fungi cuz it can possess old tapes.
@LowerBudgetOppenheimer
Ай бұрын
@@randomenvelope and?
@aimeeissilly
14 күн бұрын
5:19 crazy beatboxing frl
@sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637
2 ай бұрын
Me when I know we actually used to eat and drink Uranium
@mrstronk
2 ай бұрын
So FEV but without the FEV and instead just uranium
@MeAndMyFriendBovineTapeworm
2 ай бұрын
Sweet, delicious yellowcake.
@deez4987
2 ай бұрын
7:21 HK REFERENCE!?!???!!
@AnthonyRusso93
Ай бұрын
Naturally occurring uranium is used in neither nuclear weapons nor light water reactors. I don't mean because ore but that yes that also but even then, the most naturally abundant isotopes are not that radioactive at all. Even enriched uranium is predominantly atoms of the stable isotope by a pretty big margin. Depleted uranium is unbelievably benign it is trivial. If you live in area with radon exhaust pump in the basements of the houses it is about that risk level. It is a bigger threat that you throw your back out picking it up but without lifting with the legs not realizing how incredibly dense it is. You are getting more dosed up by a figgin banana it is less genetic damage than a really bad sunburn. If someone is cranking the siren about depleted uranium feel free to mentally file them in the brain folder "total hypochondriacs" or alternatively "alarmist morons"
@slidersides
2 ай бұрын
Did you change your pfp? @sunflower
@Sunflower41XD
2 ай бұрын
yeah almost 2 months ago :]
@gertgamma4485
Ай бұрын
Like i know, this is all very well made and is interesting in its own roght, but the "why are people eating uranium?" Really made me think of the fucking Tumblr rabies fandom and i cant take any of it seriously after that
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