How does he manage to be spot on every since time? He's too good at this. 🤣I'm glad he's back. Anyone else agree? Edit: Oh my! Thanks for the likes! I've honestly never had this many likes before. Thanks 😊
@DavidSeekolaMusic
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, when hes not asking for sexual favors though
@rachelpennifield4574
4 жыл бұрын
Let’s move on from that. No one should be known for their mistakes. I’m sure you wouldn’t want people holding your dirty laundry against you. *I* sure wouldn’t. It’s been almost a year since all that came out, he took his time to work on it, and he apologized multiple times. Forgiveness; God gives it out freely to all, and we need to do the same to our fellow man, even if it’s hard.
@christinakelly6794
4 жыл бұрын
@@rachelpennifield4574 Amen, thanks so much for saying that. It's very true. 👏
@chadbscherer
4 жыл бұрын
Rachel Stanley indeed. People like to hide behind their keyboards and cast stones many times (unconsciously) to make themselves feel better about their own shortcomings. Sad when they can’t show the grace and forgiveness shown to themselves.
@JennaLeigh
4 жыл бұрын
@@rachelpennifield4574 thank you! So many people of a faith that espouses forgiveness.... mercilessly judging. John is human. Therefore he will sin, he will fall down- we ALL do! I would rather pray for him and support him, knowing that I have done things of which I am not proud. Glad to have John back!
@kumi9479
4 жыл бұрын
"Everyone knows how to tie dye" Me looking at all my mud brown failed tie dye projects 😭
@joeyt16
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly 🤣
@BELLA-mf6hb
4 жыл бұрын
You mean earthy wear... 👍
@booklover3341
4 жыл бұрын
Galaxy Girl's World, that is a mood to be honest. I was the kid who could NEVER do the tie-dye stuff. Glad to know I'm not the only one. And honestly, I love fannypacks, they're useful.
@fvckyourcharade894
4 жыл бұрын
I've never even tried. I'm fully aware of my artistic capabilities. Or rather, lack of artistic capabilities.
@Cpursup
4 жыл бұрын
Never done it but sure it will be a fail!
@CateB9
4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting the whole time for him to make a tie dye, and he didn’t. Crafting with Crist needs to be a thing please.
@shortyrok1
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I was waiting as well. And he should do it
@saral.8497
4 жыл бұрын
YAAAAAS! I second this. 👆👆👆
@wheystedyouth5689
4 жыл бұрын
Please
@jocelyneke6445
4 жыл бұрын
Cool!!
@apryjoy
4 жыл бұрын
That would be hysterical
@briannasmith8481
4 жыл бұрын
Me and my homeschooled children and our mega tie dye kit are feeling very attacked right now 😂
@robsgirl7778
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! For real though like week 4 on quarantine my kids and I bleach dyed like 10 things🤣🤣🤣
@AlbertaRose94
4 жыл бұрын
Nah, that’s a whole different type of tie-dye that can be worn with dignity.
@donniedoesjokes
4 жыл бұрын
I think John just started a war with Lauren Daigle! 😂
@abbydupuis4759
4 жыл бұрын
How?
@donniedoesjokes
4 жыл бұрын
The Christian Kazoo Pretty sure she wears Tie Dye EXCLUSIVELY! 😂
@abbydupuis4759
4 жыл бұрын
Donnie The Entertainer XD probs😂
@donniedoesjokes
4 жыл бұрын
The Christian Kazoo haha! 💯
@Silver-cl2bd
4 жыл бұрын
He roasted her on his tour of Noah's ark too 🤣
@baddest_xo
4 жыл бұрын
And people are trying to sell these outfits at ridiculously high prices when they’re actually cheap.
@KieraRVLiving
4 жыл бұрын
NesianQueen it’s actually not cheap when you have to buy the dye and clothes + the process , if you know you know 🤣
@kalenhouck
4 жыл бұрын
The next phase of madness: tie dye Fanny packs with a Champion logo
@ruthhh.m
4 жыл бұрын
Most definitely! Or a supreme logo🤔 $800-$1000 summer limited edition, I can see the foolishness a mile away😂
@luanaapril
4 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to do this just for fun! Lol
@rivalvisuals6755
4 жыл бұрын
Ye
@AlbertaRose94
4 жыл бұрын
No. NO! NO EFFING WAY! Says the woman whose son likes Champion.
@mastersfan04
4 жыл бұрын
No, Under Armour
@brandidrake341
4 жыл бұрын
John is pulling me out of my pandemic depression one video at a time!!
@jessicaaudate
4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@JonHortonMusic
4 жыл бұрын
John Crist: “Just because you bring it back doesn’t mean it’s going to be good.” John Crist: *brings himself back and.... ITS GOOD! THIS ISN’T A JOKE! YAYYYY!*
@Midnightcrimefiles
4 жыл бұрын
We just did tie die yesterday. Thought we were teaching the kids something cool, now I am doubting the coolness. 😂😂😂😂
@JonHortonMusic
4 жыл бұрын
@@Midnightcrimefiles OH NOOOOOOOOOO
@Midnightcrimefiles
4 жыл бұрын
@@JonHortonMusic So ashamed 🤷😊😂
@JonHortonMusic
4 жыл бұрын
@@Midnightcrimefiles I'm kind of down with the tie dye thing. sorta. They're just kids. HAVE YOUR FUN!
@Rebecca-asdf
4 жыл бұрын
LOLLLL did this man just functionally explain a MULLET? 😂 😂 😂
@jenniferbates2811
4 жыл бұрын
I graduated high school in 1996 and I remember when "Juicy Couture" was massively trendy!!
@donniedoesjokes
4 жыл бұрын
John Crist is my new life coach! #newlife 😂 🔥
@S0ggylettuce_
4 жыл бұрын
😝 haha.
@tkmiller_author
4 жыл бұрын
Tie-dye Champion fanny pack... I'm bringing it back!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@eddyflo2978
4 жыл бұрын
The second he said that I read this comment 🤣🤣🤣
@b.m.7099
4 жыл бұрын
We all know One Take is Crist’s Correct Opinions but on a tighter schedule.
@shamie18
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@FEEFS.
4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@fvckyourcharade894
4 жыл бұрын
Haha yes
@juan_a_otero
4 жыл бұрын
Woah...
@khanyisilekambule4202
4 жыл бұрын
FAAAAACCTTSS😂🤣
@ruthhh.m
4 жыл бұрын
Family- what do you want for christmas/birthday? Me, an artist- ooh art supplies would be nice😁 (hoping for oil paint, drawing program subscriptions, etc.) Every-single-body- walmart tie dye kit, 3$ hanes tshirt👍🏼🤠
@mariogonzales7456
4 жыл бұрын
Lol “a functional mullet” “ a sincere bowl cut”
@JesusisLord1g
4 жыл бұрын
Cholo shorts😆! Haven’t heard the word cholo or seen the shorts in a long time 😁. Too funny.
@kashmyr2972
4 жыл бұрын
Tie dye used to protect the Vietnam war, now it's protesting Aunt Jemima. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@melg8475
4 жыл бұрын
me watching a johnbcrist video....while wearing a tye dye shirt...happens to be a trolls tye dye shirt though....me:am I ok? 😂
@royce6485
4 жыл бұрын
moral of the story- wear whatever you like regardless of fashion
@somethinggood9267
4 жыл бұрын
Yez!
@ChristopherDolby
4 жыл бұрын
“Sincere Bowlcut” my new favourite thing 🤣🤣🤣
@allyfriend5265
4 жыл бұрын
Loved the Mullet hair joke 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻
@JoshuaSmeltser
4 жыл бұрын
From an Iowan, that headline actually is an accurate description of Iowa...and my 17-year-old daughter and her friends love their Crocs.
@nolanclewell7852
4 жыл бұрын
It's crazy that almost all of the murdurs in our state are stabbings.
@dr.markmcnear2380
4 жыл бұрын
John, So glad to see you !
@meredithinthemaking4195
4 жыл бұрын
This is actually pretty accurate. Nice job, John!
@kayceyv
4 жыл бұрын
*Anyone else watching this in a Champion sweatshirt? Just me??* 😂
@brittany1701
4 жыл бұрын
I FEEL SO TARGETED
@viviankong69
4 жыл бұрын
champion is aint going out i dunno what hes talking about lmao
@ta3970
4 жыл бұрын
I'm picturing you at a Iowa truck stop with a mullet in tie dye short shorts, champion tshirt, fanny pack & crocks... Not exactly sure what type of hat you are rockin though... Peace ☮
@cathyleegrantham-schreifel7269
4 жыл бұрын
Lived through it once! That’s enough!
@52auggie
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you John. How I needed to laugh today. God bless, from North Carolina.
@deenad3562
4 жыл бұрын
*Full length tie dye? You're back John, you are back!* 😄
@heisoursarshalom2184
4 жыл бұрын
All our boys were bowl heads.. lol God bless you son, good to see you back!
@josephharmon8395
4 жыл бұрын
Anybody else being drove crazy by the X seem on his shirt by his neck being uneven? Can't do this.
@AudreyStar17
4 жыл бұрын
omg yes!!! I was like, "wait...what the HECK is up with that X seam?! Gaaaaaaah fix it!!!!" lol.
@AnasCreativeCorner
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO - I feel your pain. It's going to be ok...take deep breaths.
@McScott76
4 жыл бұрын
Symmetry is overrated
@gtdrake50
4 жыл бұрын
OCD much? Dang!
@laraslife123
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, now I can’t un-see this!
@sylviedabee
4 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with you on guys in short shorts, it's got👏🏻 to👏🏻 stop👏🏻😑😂
@JedWyse
4 жыл бұрын
proud functional Iowan here and appreciate the shoutout John! Very functional style is how we like it in Iowa
@jakestoope1446
4 жыл бұрын
No one’s at work no one’s at school? you a little behind😂
@JEMC1979
4 жыл бұрын
So glad you’re back!!!!
@PCKA1987
4 жыл бұрын
Now I’m googling “bright colors in the 60s to protest Vietnam war”
@mildredpierce4506
4 жыл бұрын
2:50 boy you crazy! 🤣🤣🤣
@zyratnones2047
4 жыл бұрын
I have an Ed Hardy hat in my closet... with rhinestones 😂
@doig18
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, all that stuff on his shelves cracks me up!! Kids are our future, not your kids, better ones...🤣🤣
@BrokenYetHealed
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve missed you sooooo much! No one makes me laugh like you!!! Please do the knee length hair weaves and the very bad wigs! Pleeassssssee!
@bcurtis2010
4 жыл бұрын
I’m proud (although slightly ashamed) to say the first time my now-husband (of 11 years) came over to my parents house he had: tie-dye shirt, camo pants, long hair, and was carrying his acoustic guitar in for any impromptu tunes he wanted to flow from his fingers during our hangout. 🤣🤣🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
@tnwomantanyaneill703
4 жыл бұрын
People trapped in shut down started crafting. No craft supplies ANYWHERE!
@cherylgreen8043
4 жыл бұрын
So glad you’re back!!:)
@yolandagarza4126
4 жыл бұрын
O thks...I guess my Crocs are worn "ironically".🤣🤔...you always make me laugh!!!!❤️
@TroutWest
4 жыл бұрын
Killin it John!!
@batikwalla
4 жыл бұрын
Ah but do they know how to batik!?? The truly SUPERIOR fabric arts and craft technique 🎨
@tiffyb25
4 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for jincos to come back out for years!!! Hello 1999 🤘✌
@kristineveland7543
4 жыл бұрын
Hey...Iowan here and we have the biggest Truck Stop! so. yeah. lol
@Meechka
4 жыл бұрын
I'm just saying I was there in the 60s and I'm pretty sure psychedelic drugs and black lights had more to do with tie dye then protesting the Vietnam war.
@somethinggood9267
4 жыл бұрын
Lol probs
@somethinggood9267
4 жыл бұрын
This is why i enjoy personal style versus trends..
@daniart3909
4 жыл бұрын
Now I’m gonna go diy a champion tie-dye fanny pack ...
@royce6485
4 жыл бұрын
i didn't know this was a trend now and its cursed
@mynamesnotimportant6941
4 жыл бұрын
that card up there about the kids... lol
@jerushieful
4 жыл бұрын
I must be waaaaay out of it...cause I have NO Idea that this was a "trend" 😂 😂 😂
@jesussaves7973
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂I just saw tie dye entire suit on a man at church!!! Was I the only one who thought .... whaaaat?? I did not know!! Sure wish I had seen this video first.
@MsDesignDiva
4 жыл бұрын
It's funny that you mention about how for some people mullets are functional, because actually that's pretty accurate. Even down to the scenario you mentioned, lol. There's a family here on youtube who they live in Iowa, they are a farming family, and the younger brother of the guy who runs the channel has a mullet. The channel is Cole The Cornstar and Coles younger brother Cooper has a mullet. So a surprisingly accurate assessment of Mullets, lol.
@blessings1517
4 жыл бұрын
Welcome back John! Missed you! When can we expect more "Fantasy Pastor Draft" type videos? THE BEST!
@lionoffireministries
4 жыл бұрын
I was 5 years of chronic illness. Semi Housebound, lost my health, job, finances and my fiance left me. I couldn't even look at electronic screen for 5 minutes, or hold a 10-minute conversation. But God did an amazing work. And if he can do this, he can do it in you also. 😇🙏 I now have a Christian Channel where I encourage people and show them what God did in my life and that there is hope for you also. *Keep believing even when it's hard* 🙏❤️🙌 *All things are possible with God*
@BELLA-mf6hb
4 жыл бұрын
Blessings come in the darkest of moments. Bless you brother.
@FionaA17
4 жыл бұрын
God bless 🙂
@timothybrinson97
4 жыл бұрын
I like to think Jackson Pollock invented tie dye
@lydiabond5393
4 жыл бұрын
True! A mess is a mess by any name
@babetravelling
4 жыл бұрын
But I luv fanny packs! 🤣
@mandymoore5774
2 жыл бұрын
You weren’t doing that ironically tho were you??? Lovin the whole Rambo gear there John.
@lilacsandroses51
4 жыл бұрын
Crocs now have some nice sandals. And they are great for standing all day!
@MeMyPCandI
3 жыл бұрын
Wow you just gave the Mullet a function!
@heatherb918
4 жыл бұрын
I run a dyehouse, keep em coming! Business is good! 😊
@paigewalker8441
4 жыл бұрын
Dude his office though my man has taste😍
@gagemcneely6846
4 жыл бұрын
I normally never leave likes on KZitem, I think it’s stupid and doesn’t do a whole lot...but my man you portrayed this so so so accurately and I’m dying laughing😂 like has been left on the video!
@jennifermurnan5505
4 жыл бұрын
Love this!!!
@TyvekGirl
4 жыл бұрын
Dude, that's hilarious. You are hilarious xD I'm dyi-ng here xD
@selectiveroots
4 жыл бұрын
4 minutes in and i realize ive been watching this like a local news reel
@dagman85
4 жыл бұрын
This is a good format, John - it works well for you.
@wachirayvonne421
4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy
@rickmiles1969
4 жыл бұрын
Tie-dye, Champion fanny pack. So good.
@dlproduc
4 жыл бұрын
I look up to you John, your an amazing Christian and KZitemr, I want to grow my channel like yours. This probably will be in the rest of hundreds of comments but I still wanted to tell you.
@abbydupuis4759
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@fletcherklug3280
4 жыл бұрын
No, it probably won't
@abbydupuis4759
4 жыл бұрын
Fletcher Klug huh?
@fletcherklug3280
4 жыл бұрын
@@abbydupuis4759 edited comment
@faithcooke4231
4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting you to stand up to walk off and show us your short shorts😂
@ElizaRose86
4 жыл бұрын
Impressed that someone from outside the Lancaster area knows how to pronounce it correctly. 😂
@fvckyourcharade894
4 жыл бұрын
Those tie dye matching socks
@shelly12252009
4 жыл бұрын
U r awesome and i pray for u and the situations of the world. Thank u for keep goin and keeping the christian humor. I love you and my hearts w u
@amberblack9587
4 жыл бұрын
This rant was random and incoherent and I love it!
@AudreyStar17
4 жыл бұрын
Thank God John has come back with fashion advice. I was really considering tye dying a Champion fanny pack and buying some Crocs. And I def don't live in Iowa. .... I DO live in PA, though, a couple hours from Lancaster. So maybe a bowl cut would've been next....
@kathymackler3367
4 жыл бұрын
Audrey Star17 ...Amish country!...I love it🥰
@valerie4912
4 жыл бұрын
The people of Iowa placed TWO adds right in the middle of the first joke 😂
@storiesbydarksaberlight1517
4 жыл бұрын
I was definitely expecting you to stand up at the end and reveal your new very-short shorts!
@aTimeAsThis
4 жыл бұрын
John is ahead of the next wave of the Vert Ramp trend.
@locafly
4 жыл бұрын
I never was taught how to tie dye. Never. And back in the day, I never wore anything tie-dyed. I thought it was lazy and hippie like clothing. My parents never bought me anything like that. However, I would like to learn how to do it now.❤️
@TimothyShaw
4 жыл бұрын
Fanny packs, wore one back in the 90's, have the same one I wear now when going to the pool or the beach. Because swimsuits don't have enough pockets and I'm carrying every water toy, folding chair, and umbrella we own.
@ellynsoup4724
4 жыл бұрын
When are we getting a podcast?
@clarissastandard3887
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahha Iowa people be like: 🤷🏻♀️😂🙋🏻♀️
@UncleNath
4 жыл бұрын
NIce one. Love it
@kimconnors7691
4 жыл бұрын
I love your videos😍
@justanotherbaptistjew5659
4 жыл бұрын
Does that alcoholic beverage in the background say “Reckless Love”? Check your heart.
@abbydupuis4759
4 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@aevyn5151
4 жыл бұрын
what?
@rukevweb5674
4 жыл бұрын
itsAberry there’s a bottle of alcohol behind him that says “Reckless Love” with a moustache
@aevyn5151
4 жыл бұрын
@@rukevweb5674 ik but why check your heart lol
@abbydupuis4759
4 жыл бұрын
itsAberry ikr lol 😂
@ravileejones7381
4 жыл бұрын
lol at the Trevor Wallace
@robinnutt
4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love you!!!!!
@t.j.7574
4 жыл бұрын
I actually have a newer version of the fanny pack lol. I use it on hikes or if I go to an amusement park. It only fits my keys, phone, and cash or credit cards. It hides under my shirt.
@juggiebonebrain3383
4 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen it yet so... I'm glad
@valeriegrace2144
4 жыл бұрын
Dwayne Johnson wore a FANNY PACK?🤣😂
@VBeingMom
4 жыл бұрын
Obviously, this was a ploy by “big tie dye” to drive up demand and prices! At the height of the quarantine those kits were sold out in stores and going for big bucks online IF you could find any.
@dustinjolicoeur6138
4 жыл бұрын
Jnco jeans! Omg i forgot about those lol.
@adrianalanis20000
4 жыл бұрын
Isn't the tie dye outfit from the "Back to the Future 2" movie? I guess we only are missing the hover board, I hope we get it soon
@joyjeffcoat8711
4 жыл бұрын
I wore tie dye in the 60's and 70's. But the tie dye today does not look like the 60's. We didn't tie dye everything!!
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