On behalf of the SCP Foundation, we can say with pride that we honor your joke, Mason! it is very much appreciated! We all had a good laugh in the breakroom today👍
@tracivano3698
Жыл бұрын
I thought you're supposed to be secret
@m1ss.cheese
11 ай бұрын
SCP 096 escaped
@Humanishbeings
10 ай бұрын
Hey, just wanted to say that Josie got out again. Somebody picked her up off the street and she is now an internet sensation.
@SCPain
10 ай бұрын
@@tracivano3698they *were…*
@sanstheskeleton9332
9 ай бұрын
👍🏻
@Jackinator-xr1xj
11 ай бұрын
The absolute confidence to say Maori that wrong is incredible 🤣🤣🤣
@SamanthaTheSonicFan
Жыл бұрын
Onejob’s probably one of my most favorite subreddits! Thank you for uploading this, EzPz! Great job, Cougar!!
@Beanz-on-Toast
Жыл бұрын
"141!" Sudoku says 414 "Well the black looks written in by a person" The black is in fact the correct one, the yellow one was written in
@MangoesAreDelish
9 ай бұрын
not his job
@EdgedPixie
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for The Joke™, Mason! I laughed! 👍
@sanstheskeleton9332
9 ай бұрын
👍🏻
@JoyOfCreativeService
6 ай бұрын
In the McDonald's ad's defense, the town name is Yass, and they were likely just jumping on the bandwagon of the trend of people saying it. Only problem is, they didn't realize what it looked like. Also, the mailbox with a pole in front of it is a bigger problem than you'd think. You cannot legally move your mailbox without getting permission from the state first, so they'd either have to move whatever the pole is, or go through the dreaded bureaucratic system. And for the paper being in the ice cream cone, there's a good chance the paper of the next cone in the stack just got stuck in the cone, and the employee didn't notice. It's almost happened to me a couple times.
@hippiedude2232
Жыл бұрын
"i don't know what a girdle is " It's a "beauty product" meant to squeeze all the fat cells as close to you as possible to make someone appear thin.
@meinm3575
11 ай бұрын
17:59 Interviewer : Are you planning on cutting your hair anytime soon? Job applicant: Um, No. Interviewer : You're hired!
@user-wu7yr6yf7h
11 ай бұрын
@8:25 I'm so surprised that cougar didn't make a joke about all the medical/bodily samples are "tasted" here, and not "tested" here. 😂
@theotakux5959
9 ай бұрын
I can't believe he misread it.
@edwinmaster7326
Жыл бұрын
8:04 that is the only solution for the maze
@Aloofgoblinoid
Жыл бұрын
The crosswalk job at 21:06, yeah, no, that's right. It keeps people who stop in the crosswalk out of the way of pedestrians. I would hire that guy for thinking outside the box.
@ayrproductions
11 ай бұрын
Yass is actually an Australian town, hence why that sign exists.
@Beedlebeee
Жыл бұрын
Don’t think I’ve heard someone say Maori quite like that before 😭 gave me a laugh thats for sure
@thespectres6164
10 ай бұрын
"Learn Ma-Rorie"
@burakkurose
Жыл бұрын
My guy Cougar! I actually live by a Blind Onion, it's a pizza place. The crust is super good.
@theluckynumber2930
11 ай бұрын
Thanks for The Joke, Mason! I laughed! 👍
@OriginalBlizzerd
11 ай бұрын
Thanks for the joke, Mason! I laughed! 👍
@kyleiarhodes7070
Жыл бұрын
Thank you mason I laughed 👍
@__Stu_Macher__
11 ай бұрын
thanks for the grate joke Mason , I laughed 👍
@Toasticity
11 ай бұрын
Thanks for the joke, Mason. I laughed 👍
@themoonchild7302
Жыл бұрын
thanks for the joke mason, I laughed 👍
@Karagianis
10 ай бұрын
34:04 I think one of my favorite quotes was from a Yellowstone park ranger explaining that it's really difficult to design a bear-proof trash can, because there is a significant overlap of intelligence between the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists!
@andrewhormazabal2766
Жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo DT is drive through😂😂😂😂
@thespectres6164
10 ай бұрын
"Learn Ma-Rorie" haha fkn hell xD
@Alexa-Raine
Жыл бұрын
15:25 his pronunciation of "Avenue", thinking it was spelling wrong! 😂😂😂
@several-cats-in-an-SU-47
Жыл бұрын
i love cougars voice so much.
@DestinyYlisse
Жыл бұрын
15:42 For that, our phrase is "Never Eat Shredded Wheat."
@RexiTheWolf
Жыл бұрын
This is too funny because he wasn’t even close any of the three times
@DestinyYlisse
11 ай бұрын
@@RexiTheWolf I know. "Oh East? I thought you said Weast!"
@TheRealestHater
11 ай бұрын
Thanks for joke Mason, I laugh 👍
@Pierce_animtesanddraws-jl5go
Жыл бұрын
Thanks bro👍🏻 I laughed👍🏻
@Arcanist_Gaming
Жыл бұрын
The sudoku book also claims to "boost your vocabulary." _How,_ exactly, is that possible; o' wise sudoku book?
@JadianRadiator
8 ай бұрын
12:02 Mason's comment reminded me of the nailgun scene in Final Destination.
@LuigiMan2401
Жыл бұрын
15:51 Thanks for the joke mason, I the laugh 👍
@merjajarvinen8673
Жыл бұрын
02:12 "one four one" ezpz really said not my job
@strawberrylemonadelioness
7 ай бұрын
7:42, now I'm just imagining how uncomfortable a steel girdle would be
@OhHeyItIsNano
Жыл бұрын
These posts really have me going "Hmmmmm....." and sometimes facepalm.
@NotSoCrazyNinja
11 ай бұрын
I mean, potatoes need no advertisement. They are good. Lol
@metalnerd1979
Жыл бұрын
well the editor of this video seemed taken inspiration by the video itself. there are a few memes repeating themselves throughout the video... 😜
1:10:32 It looks like parking delineation, to the left you can park vehicles, to the right you walk.
@cooldollstuff
9 ай бұрын
I used to get whole american girl dolls shoved into the mailbox years ago 😂
@meinm3575
11 ай бұрын
30:01 - That's for people who are easily distracted when on the phone.
@andrewnapolitano8565
Жыл бұрын
1:15:09 "You know what I hate? That's bepis". -Toby Fox
@TheJustineCredible
10 ай бұрын
There is a town in Illnois called: Sandwich. There's also another, nearby town called: Plano. My dad used to say they were going to build another between them called: Balogna! LOL
@beanboy45
3 ай бұрын
Boss and Billy-bob (ft a sentient painted water bottle) A trio i will die for ( probably a cool cartoon too)
@beanboy45
3 ай бұрын
Okay here's the plot for this Billy-Bob is a construction guy who just strews up every time at work, and his boss gets fed up (one fire actually made everything worse, and they HAD to rehire him) Then there's the bottle, the bottle got painted over once and now it's just Alive with paint on its back (I was thinking the front, but that'll make the bottle almost blind) and wanting revenge on Billy Bob Other characters include: country man (that funky country accent and knows the bottle is alive), Darby Dan (also gets on the bosses nerves, but at least knows he f up) and, Olivia (handicapped and boss's assistant), Russian man (bodyguard to the boss)
@American_Airlines_Flight_11_qt
Жыл бұрын
Mmm more EzPz so uh tomorrow imma try to watch 10-50 videos from EzPz for no reason other than memes
@420mphyeet
2 ай бұрын
10:27 duck tape does everything. southern card revoked and burned.
@Arcanephoenix
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the joke Mason, I laughed🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅😅😅😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@ladyraynainutaisho3.26
11 ай бұрын
When people have said “FUCK IT AND THE BOSS TOO” once and for all to their jobs. 19:11: Yangadlitya Wardli???
@antimatterbee9331
11 ай бұрын
I saw a box exactly like 50:27 in a local Costco a year or two ago! Exact same misspelling and everything!
@AndGoatz04
10 ай бұрын
13:00 because hexagons are the bestagons
@eken81
2 ай бұрын
1:10:30 That white line is for the legally blind to follow. They feel for it with their cane. That it is interrupted by a flowerbed is either dumb or evil.
@rossrobots5160
18 күн бұрын
that cooler was to dry the wet carpet, not leaking water onto the floor
@TrashMammalMae
9 ай бұрын
I love that both times the "Learn Maori" post came up, he said it increasingly worse.
@r3d_tr0j4n
2 ай бұрын
thanks for the joke, Mason. i laughed, and then thumbs up emoji
@pokefangrookey8700
10 ай бұрын
Thanks for the joke Mason! I laughed! 👍
@BryanMorris-yc8iq
25 күн бұрын
3:02 I didn't know there were such big cities in Antarctica
@meinm3575
11 ай бұрын
01:03:25 - The comment fit Rick's expression. Haha
@necron8992
11 ай бұрын
Billy Bob is at it again
@JourneyOfTheFallen
5 ай бұрын
0:12 I am upset. I love almond joys. How could you, Cougar. I’m so sad now. But nah, on a serious note. You do a great job narrating these. Keep it up.
@iritykisses
Жыл бұрын
4:15 it’s pronounced “ma.ri” or “moldy” it’s Aotearoa (New Zealands) native language. Understandable it can be mispronounced often. But still love to see my country in these videos ❤ 🇳🇿
@Alexa-Raine
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, why was this here? 😂
@JadianRadiator
8 ай бұрын
53:53 Apparently that's actually a schedule to automatically turn on and off in a pattern. I don't remember that pattern though.
@Voyager141
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for the joke, Mason.
@mikmik9034
11 ай бұрын
@12:31, I was eating a McD Chicken sandwich... . something was not right. I opened it and the chicken patty was only HALF. No wonder they were 2 for One price. Painted over? The difference between SPRAY and Brush? "Telephone Optimal (Cell)" [I don't have a *optional* cell phone, which is more and more required] OH, SO many repeats. Next time cut the run to 10 minutes. make more posts.
@1988nProud
11 ай бұрын
Hey man just had the wierdest thing. Ur video came on my feed, i clicked on it, got a msg video unavailable in the app. Had to save ur video to a playlist and suddenly i can watch it. 😮
@perrydixon344
4 ай бұрын
8 months later.. still thanking Mason
@MsOV19
10 ай бұрын
The Blind Onion is a really good pizza joint in Reno, NV
@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
3 ай бұрын
20:22 I think it's supposed to be "You're a piece of work." But with pizza work.
@Cha11engeCha5er5
11 ай бұрын
The message on the window at 19:08 says Yangadlitya Wardli it’s just upside down
@misterbush5151
7 ай бұрын
Thanks for the joke Mason! I laughted👍.
@youdontneedtoknow106
11 ай бұрын
19:48 Them damn corporations finding a new way to screw us out of money!!!!
@wumbology6072
Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite subs
@l5-cs.
Жыл бұрын
i think that's my screenshot, sometime in 2021 i sceenshotted that and posted it to a few group chats and maybe reddit
@TrollAirlines-kx8zu
7 ай бұрын
15:55 The joke is that it's written "for school" in Russian and there is alcohol
@draconyx1956
11 ай бұрын
Ezpz the blind onion is a pizza and pub in Vancouver wa i know i live here. Its a little pricey but they have pretty good food.
@KanadeYoisaki_vryTiredComposer
Жыл бұрын
30:45 Danganronpa reference we're still alive mate
@_Irene_266
2 ай бұрын
Thanks for the joke Mason, i laughed 👍
@TheTetrisKobold
10 ай бұрын
I love the thumbnail btw 😂
@eszternemeth720
5 ай бұрын
At 33:02 it's in Hungary and they messed up the label too. It says sweet potatoes but I don't think those are sweet potatoes....
@tommunyon2874
11 ай бұрын
Kohlrabi like cauliflower is of the cabbage family, so, close?
@darklink4204
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laugh mason 👍
@ealiglow
11 ай бұрын
Rip Billy Bob, HD deserves some love /hj
@TheLeviathanYT
9 ай бұрын
That was the most W thumbnail i've ever seen
@AkiraTheSlytherin
Жыл бұрын
never eat shredded wheat
@almightyyt2101
4 ай бұрын
At 27m30s - thats my old neighborhood This That and the Other - we used to fight these kids from Acrosstown St Here, There and Everywhere Streets - sometimes would get caught by the jakes and theyd sent us to County Jail Named After Some Old Dude - city planners were pretty lackadaisical
@meinm3575
11 ай бұрын
46:33 - "U S O ! U S O!"
@christopherguerro21
10 ай бұрын
15:02 tho how is Brock Lesnar gonna fight himself 😂😂
@sanstheskeleton9332
9 ай бұрын
Thanks for the joke mason I laughed 👍🏻
@_BluJay
10 ай бұрын
Best joke ever 😃👍[deffinately no sarcasm implied at all, nope]
@AsgardianQueen
10 ай бұрын
I have a Han Solo, but he's not covered in paint or carbonite, he's just Han.
@JanusHoW
4 ай бұрын
Maybe not quite worthy of this, but long ago, someone put up a sign for a business that was being constructed that said 25 years of customer service Coming soon My family and I saw it once, and never again - but we never forgot it. To this day, we regret not taking a picture of the sign.
@cooldollstuff
9 ай бұрын
The gyn restaurant serves some wap ❤😂
@lllToxinSFMlll
7 ай бұрын
duct tape fixes everything
@TbM
11 ай бұрын
23:10 Perhaps we should ask DAVE why he glued the sign THIS WAY? 1:00:25 There is a parking garage in my city (very big city in germany) and the "A" is correct, but the "B" is mirrored AND upside down, so the top part is BIGGER...
@CONSUMEDBYMYYOUNGERSISTER
11 ай бұрын
Nice joke mason! I laughed!👍
@johnnyshell2839
Жыл бұрын
It said tasted here.not tested
@indiabrown7981
10 ай бұрын
22:37 there's nothing wrong with the tree, they are poly, like us 😁
@jeremiahmario2378
7 ай бұрын
I Love watching these 👍
@AlexDaDermahurr
Жыл бұрын
my man cougar belongs in r/engrish
@bam.3767
Жыл бұрын
16:55: Bet that's a copyright trap. Nonexistent streets added to a map to catch people plagiarizing the mapmakers.
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