"No... I am your father." *A shocked Luke screams in disbelief, while Vader sucks on his Vitapaste tube*
@Hazaroth
6 жыл бұрын
Kristjan Kangro *"no I am your father"
@Neccese
6 жыл бұрын
Kristjan Kangro *"No... I am your father."
@Commander_Shepard.
6 жыл бұрын
Kristjan Kangro *"No... I am your father."
@chillinsquirtle
6 жыл бұрын
Kristjan Kangro **"No...I am your father"**
@jack.h99
6 жыл бұрын
Oof
@paulsanders6464
4 жыл бұрын
Cant believe Jay was able to just stand still like that in the Vader costume that whole time.
@Michael-Douglas
3 жыл бұрын
Can't*
@sdawddwtrtr2305
3 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-Douglas your cool
@Michael-Douglas
3 жыл бұрын
@@sdawddwtrtr2305 Thanks, I know I am.
@sdawddwtrtr2305
3 жыл бұрын
@MJ R grate help
@chadofchads4390
3 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-Douglas no
@morpheus3510
8 жыл бұрын
Vader, " Please Emperor, I am in constant agony due to the shitty design of this suit." Sheev, "It's stylistically designed to be that way."
@archfiendbaramos
8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Dolan Vader: "I think you went too far in a few places."
@morpheus3510
8 жыл бұрын
+archfiendbaramos Sheev:"Well then I have a pair of pantaloons for you...they're stylish."
@FBSidious
8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Dolan STAHP ASKING ME WHO I AAAAM!!!!!!!
@ChrisTheSheriff
8 жыл бұрын
You cant change that, but we can deminish the effects of it
@danieljohnson7666
8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Dolan "Your screams of pain are like poetry. They rhyme with my cackles of laughter. Welcome to the dark side..."
@glorfification
2 жыл бұрын
When Vader falls over, the suit automatically sends a message to Palpatine, so he can rush over to Vader as he's lying on the ground, and laugh at him.
@a22024
Жыл бұрын
LIFE ALERT
@fartquaviasdingle7876
Жыл бұрын
@@a22024 Laugh alert.
@Vaksharules1999
Жыл бұрын
And shoot lightning at him, sometimes.
@Ken-fh4jc
11 ай бұрын
It goes to the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center and they send a space ambulance for him.
@SonicRyan1992
11 ай бұрын
And it has poor gas mileage. So it takes longer than it should get to him
@frogery
8 жыл бұрын
At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
@WreckingWood
8 жыл бұрын
+pulser0 Does Vader pay his medical bills by selling chocolate bars?
@SonofTiamat
8 жыл бұрын
+Holly Is Weak Wood Chocolate? Did you say..._chocolate?_
@SonofTiamat
8 жыл бұрын
***** You've been turned by the dark side. Come back to milk chocolate!
@lolusuck386
8 жыл бұрын
+pulser0 How could they laugh, when I was feeling such pain?
@lapinbeau
8 жыл бұрын
+pulser0 Still seems like heaven compared to wearing Darth Vader's suit.
@claudiuspulcher2440
6 жыл бұрын
"due to budgetary restraints" THEY BUILT TWO DEATH STARS
@blidrob
5 жыл бұрын
That's why! LOL
@SequentiallyCompact
5 жыл бұрын
But they couldn't make them resistant to small fighters due to the same bean counters overseeing everything.
@supernovaitup
5 жыл бұрын
they wanted to build 5
@KneelB4Bacon
5 жыл бұрын
IKR? When you're the Emperor, you don't have "budgetary restraints." People either build things for you or they DIE.
@owen-cu6gr
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine Bill Gates having budget restraints. Now imagine someone a billion times richer having budget restraints.
@malcolmstumpf2449
6 жыл бұрын
The next Star Wars spinoff movie better be about a stressed out medical droid just trying to run the 'Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction center' under budget, getting deeper into shady practices to cut costs, developing alchoholism to cope, having affairs with colleagues, ignoring his droid children
@orionred2489
6 жыл бұрын
Scrubs, season 10...right there.
@lwzeis
6 жыл бұрын
It should be about Oomlah Gumah Gagh
@TheBasaltHorogium
6 жыл бұрын
Directed by Adam Sandler
@erichert1001
5 жыл бұрын
"Reconstruction" a film by Lars van Trier
@scotteous
5 жыл бұрын
This is a great concept and already more thought out than ‘The Last Jedi’ was.
@GigaTrope
5 жыл бұрын
Emperor's to-do list, priority items: 1.) Kill all the Jedis 2.) Name plastic surgery hospital after self
@owen-cu6gr
5 жыл бұрын
3.) ??? 4.) Profit!
@wheeliebin18
4 жыл бұрын
The Sheev School of Fully Armed and Operational Medical Procedures
@worfsonofmogh1154
4 жыл бұрын
5min after blowing up the second DEATHSTAR, IMPERIAL REMNANTS remained it to Emperor Sheev Palpatine Memorial Reconstructive Surgery Centre (notice the re instead er to denote Core Planet Basic which totally a thing and not an excuse for American and British actors)
@KnuckleHunkybuck
4 жыл бұрын
"Execute order 66 and hospital-naming protocol 3b."
@Thecatdrums3
4 жыл бұрын
3. Make Rey
@powergannon
4 жыл бұрын
All of this lore is basically just different variants of “Vader is a crippled old man and his suit is a wheelchair that feeds him applesauce through a straw” and “Vader’s suit is so badass it makes everyone really scared”
@Scaevola9449
3 жыл бұрын
It's not mutually exclusive. The suit is literally just a different version of the hover-wheelchair w/ rocket launcher
@Saiaxs
3 жыл бұрын
He wasnt even old, that’s how fucking crippled he was In episode 4 the dude was just 42 lol
@g.sergiusfidenas6650
3 жыл бұрын
He and Obi Wan were aging faster than those shitty Jango Fett clones, with Vader I can get why he was barely human anymore but as shitty as Tatooine is I think its less than ideal living conditions are not enough to explain why Kenobi aged like 40 years in just 2 decades.
@DistractedGlobeGuy
3 жыл бұрын
@@Scaevola9449 except it's less like a wheelchair and more like those iron lungs they used to put polio patients in after their lungs just completely stopped functioning at all. But it also has a tiny little PPK On it so it's not completely worthless in combat
@obscure.reference
3 жыл бұрын
Gnaeus Sergius Fidenas because there was no actual plan for any of that
@Cerulium
5 жыл бұрын
I love how Emperor Palpatine renamed the surgery center to Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center within like 3 hours of overthrowing the Jedi.
@timothywillox8564
5 жыл бұрын
He must have had a field day the first week of ruling the galaxy naming as much shit as he could after himself
@tachikoma805
5 жыл бұрын
No, it wasn't an existing center renamed, he force-willed it into existence almost immediately after being named Emperor.
@vikramkrishnan6414
5 жыл бұрын
Isn;t he badly disfigured himself?
@kazmark_gl8652
5 жыл бұрын
according to the crazy people who understand this stuff the hospital was apparently called "The Chancellor Palpatine surgical Reconstruction Center" so when he took over then only had to change one word.
@Eshanas
4 жыл бұрын
@@tachikoma805 now canon by proxy
@keiransimmons3388
4 жыл бұрын
Order66: Identify all Jedi as traitors Order67: Rename a hospital after self
@zbgenius
4 жыл бұрын
66=ff Friendly fire
@Jamie_Dodger
4 жыл бұрын
Order68: Profit
@Easterlingofrhun
3 жыл бұрын
order 69: fuck somebody so then he gets Rey as his grandchild
@victorpleitez768
3 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it at that part lmao
@TheTexasDice
3 жыл бұрын
@@Easterlingofrhun order 70: Put the location of your secret planet on a dagger and give it to some dude or whatever the fuck
@Plasmaggie
8 жыл бұрын
What I really took away from this was that during any given scene, Darth Vader could be slurping down some baby food. Just suckin' on that tube.
@ShoRyuBarbie
8 жыл бұрын
Protein! I need protein! ...to regrow my rotting skin
@marcosdheleno
7 жыл бұрын
that explains alot actually, what we thought was the sound of him breathing, was actually the noise he made when sucking the straw in his mask...
@alx6377
7 жыл бұрын
Damn sith health care doughnut hole. You'd think Darth Vader dark lord of the sith would have full coverage.
@KneelB4Bacon
7 жыл бұрын
Lucas could release another "special edition" where they dub in some soda straw slurp sounds for Vader during especially serious moments.
@BrokamaGay
7 жыл бұрын
Fun Guy I'm sure it fuels the suit's power cells or something disgusting like that. The suit recycles his waste and feeds him back the reclaimed vitamins, by Palpatine's design of course.
@guardianbear6635
5 жыл бұрын
Vader just standing there while they roast him for 25 minutes
@creativecoyote8628
4 жыл бұрын
That’s nothing new for him
@samuelzuleger5134
4 жыл бұрын
After having Mustafar roast him, not much bothers him anymore. wah wah I will let myself out now.
@lukef3559
4 жыл бұрын
could be a Force projection. that would make more sense.
@PeterGriffin-rp9iq
4 жыл бұрын
Fists clenched
@High_Caliber
4 жыл бұрын
He was just surfing facebook on his eye screens.
@KMEECHY
6 жыл бұрын
Imagine the Cloud City lunch he had with Han Solo, sitting silently, the occasional slurping noise as he has his RepMed Vitapaste
@manic6520
6 жыл бұрын
Kieran Meechan that sounds like it would be some sort of robot chicken sketch lol
@JosephDavies
5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the beeping.
@vikramkrishnan6414
5 жыл бұрын
I am disappointed I thought he would be having the Penne Alla'Arrabiatta
@MrTonyBarzini
4 жыл бұрын
Manic doesn’t Vader actually try to use a straw through his helmet in their sketch?
@dennisbowen452
4 жыл бұрын
@@MrTonyBarzini yeah because even robot chicken knew that was too stupid of an explanation.
@santiagomunez3633
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite quote: " it means something to someone"
@irwinisidro
4 жыл бұрын
Santiago Munez The motto in the writers room that created the EU.
@GhostOfBilly
6 жыл бұрын
Now we know why he just choked everybody that complained to him about their working conditions.
@Bobby__B
5 жыл бұрын
This. This comment right here.
@Double-R-Nothing
5 жыл бұрын
Don't bring your HR complaints to the Lord of the Sith.
@lampini
4 жыл бұрын
Listen punk you’re not the one stuck in a giant coffin forced to eat rep med vitapaste for the rest of your life
@mementomori9189
3 жыл бұрын
Darth "union buster" Vader
@cancerconnoisseur
3 жыл бұрын
@@sasaki999pro ahaaaaaa the crazy vader fangirl nurse
@unlimited-edge
6 жыл бұрын
Empire: > *owns 3/4 of the galaxy* > *budgetary limitations for suit*
@owen-cu6gr
5 жыл бұрын
Just don't buy him a castle, or buy him a smaller one not next to lava.
@aburrito4973
5 жыл бұрын
UnlimitedEdge pretty sure the limitations are intentional. It’s so he can’t overthrow Palpatine
@TheGoodChap
5 жыл бұрын
@@aburrito4973 thats actually very funny but makes sense. This is actually a common political trick used between leaders and upper echelon military officers if they're particularly worried about a coup. Arab countries like Saudi Arabia are pretty excessive with this, they keep their military personnel out of the intelligence loop intentionally so the leader has artificial importance which military must rely on and compete for to get political advantages.
@masaheimoi
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheGoodChap It would if it was that Palpatine wanted to weaken Vader, but the reason stated here is budgetary.
@mozeus8322
5 жыл бұрын
@@masaheimoi Palpatine gave it a small budget, so vader wouldn't get the best suit
@arn1345
8 жыл бұрын
Rich seems like he's perpetually in pain.
@PhallicSymbolism
8 жыл бұрын
+Helis He wants to scream, but he can only laugh. That's why it's so high-pitched.
@Eyetrauma
8 жыл бұрын
+Helis It's on account of his supportive DuraSteel(tm) armor
@atomicspacewizard
8 жыл бұрын
+Helis You would be in pain too, if you knew the truth: God is dead and life is an endless repeating perpetual Hell inhabited by inane, banal retards. Have a nice day.
@vespertinnee
8 жыл бұрын
+Helis Why doesn't he just shave his head? it would look so much better
@MillywiggZ
8 жыл бұрын
Beauty is pain. It takes years to look that good.
@thejuiceweasel
2 жыл бұрын
"usu kai ken" in Japanese would be 薄貝剣, translates as "thin shellfish sword". Rich Evans, a man of many, many talents.
@caiorezei
2 жыл бұрын
You've gotta be kidding me
@henriquelambcastellanos8439
14 сағат бұрын
Rich is God's gift to Man
@holderua
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe Palpatine tried to recruit Luke because the maintenance costs of Vader were becoming too expensive? =)
@Bobby__B
5 жыл бұрын
"Please for the love of God, my Surgical Reconstruction Center is already in several trillion credits in debt due to keeping your stupid dad alive. Please join me."
@vikramkrishnan6414
5 жыл бұрын
"Goddamit, just come over to the dark side, otherwise the bank forecloses on EmpSurRecCon"
@Siamzero1994
4 жыл бұрын
What palpatine really needed was an accountant to keep his finances in ckeck (looking at you two death stars)
@em791
4 жыл бұрын
He only wanted Luke to kill Vader so he could collect the insurance on the suit.
@em791
4 жыл бұрын
Bailey Wattron Probably because Palpatine altered the policy just to fuck with him
@harrisonwestphall2381
5 жыл бұрын
Those necrotic flesh wipes really add to the lore.
@rudybernardino454
5 жыл бұрын
"I might have gone too far in some places"
@neocultrepodcast_6031
6 жыл бұрын
They forgot to mention that Palpatine filled his boots with sand
@groinBlaster31
5 жыл бұрын
I believe that
@Enkarashaddam
5 жыл бұрын
It's course and rough and gets everywhere
@irahredheadling4040
5 жыл бұрын
Vader hates sand and lost to luke who is from tattoine a sand planet
@unfa00
5 жыл бұрын
And also scorpions. Just to be sure.
@unfa00
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he had small pipes streaming sand into his underwear constantly.
@hummbug72
3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine Luke clinging on to the pole whilst getting the “I’m your father speech” only for vader to fucking fall down like a bookshelf and ragdoll down cloud citys tubes
@jackmclean4120
Жыл бұрын
Whilst GMOD collision sounds play
@shadowslayer205
2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of how Vader's duel in Splinter of the Mind's Eye ended.
@MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle
4 жыл бұрын
This video is literally just Mike reading Wookiepedia entries while Rich Evans laughs. That's it. And it's brilliant
@TetsuDeinonychus
4 жыл бұрын
I wish they'd do more.
@nickthepick8043
4 жыл бұрын
@@TetsuDeinonychus I love the expanded universe to the death, and I take this information far more seriously than these two, but hey this video was lots of fun to laugh with. And that's what's important at the end of the day.
@losses9699
4 жыл бұрын
Tetsu Deinonychus it’s funny considering how stupid Lucas was. And how much credit Lawrence kasdan deserves for directing empire strikes back. Lucas made Howard the duck
@nickthepick8043
4 жыл бұрын
@@lukasp5892 Yeah, I can understand that. But I still find some enjoyment out of it. Besides, this video is full of laughs. How can I not laugh with them? Lol
@nickthepick8043
4 жыл бұрын
@@lukasp5892 Thanks dude! And I can agree. And either way, it's always good to laugh at this sort of thing. If anything, if they knew anything about the more interesting stuff the EU had to offer, they would wish they were adapted into film.
@kylep.3729
7 жыл бұрын
>builds 2 small moons of metal material >cant afford man sized suit
@SylentVoidkeeper
5 жыл бұрын
Kyle P. That's where the budget went!
@FuriousGorge
5 жыл бұрын
Not. Even. Shoes.
@owen-cu6gr
5 жыл бұрын
That's no moon... That's a battle station.
@KneelB4Bacon
5 жыл бұрын
This. When you're the Emperor, you don't have "budgetary restraints." People either build things for you or they DIE.
@scatman786
5 жыл бұрын
It’s a great advantage. He’s always pissed so he’s always at peak power.
@Poopscipade
3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore the idea that Palpatine would be distracted by a shiny object.
@JeanMarceaux
2 жыл бұрын
Palpatine confirmed to be a magpie.
@spillanegottleib1681
2 жыл бұрын
RLM's mythological "shiny object dangled in front of a cat".
@rythmic8911
2 жыл бұрын
@@JeanMarceaux lol
@Rando_Shyte
Жыл бұрын
The best part is they were trying to distract Palpatine from the deficiencies emposed by Palpatine 🤣🤣🤣
@Kerim9991
Жыл бұрын
@@Rando_Shyte deficiencies emposed by Palpatine because the Galactic Empire couldn't afford good shoes
@MrJoeBarbour
4 жыл бұрын
I hope the year Anakin was burned in lava is known as year 1 BBQ
@MrJoeBarbour
4 жыл бұрын
and the inferior alloy used for his legs was Fragi-Steel
@CRC-1904
4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@DistractedGlobeGuy
4 жыл бұрын
They couldn't even afford to use real Woodoo Hide Wax on subsequent maintenance visits, so they switched to the synthetic version: UwU Oil.
@Kurdtzdopelgangr
4 жыл бұрын
Quality joke
@rosebudbaxter4671
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mwhitcher
3 жыл бұрын
It's wild how the expanded material has this bizarre obsession with Vader being in constant agony 24/7. "He has needles jammed into his skull and down his spine to read his brain waves. His suit itches and iritates his seared flesh. His breathing feels like constant suffocation. The pain from his robot limbs makes it impossible to get any decent sleep. His helmet is extremely heavy. His shoes are too small. He has a twelve inch catheter for some reason. The emperor's guards beat him up once a week...etc etc etc."
@sebastianlacroix5871
3 жыл бұрын
It helps with the shallow Jesus parallels.
@bluegum6438
3 жыл бұрын
Due to budgetary constraints, he is fed solely on a gruel made from silica gel packets and space beans, which he is allergic to. This gruel is piped directly into his helmet through a hatch on top at a minimum temperature of 62.35 degrees celsius, and fills the interior. Vader must eat all the gruel before he suffers severe burns or drowns. RepMed Vitapaste is a commonly available and cheap nutritionally complete food, and is in fact a part of regular field rations for Imperial troops, but Palpatine vetoed Vader's access to this product, stating it would be "funnier this way".
@andersjuulsvanholm9877
2 жыл бұрын
@@bluegum6438 This comment made me laugh so much i fell out of my chair.
@mr.washingtonsbuddy.8454
2 жыл бұрын
@@bluegum6438 LMFAOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOO ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@trannyturtle69696969
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.washingtonsbuddy.8454 What did bluegum say? I'm not seeing his comment for some odd reason.
@grayfox1471
7 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when 500 books are written about the same small group of people
@hungarianbeast
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly! The SW eo is an abomination!
@hardytoddler2082
5 жыл бұрын
I was going to upvote it but its at 911 so... naw.
@rjsmith3518
5 жыл бұрын
It’s so dense
@sealionstudios8597
5 жыл бұрын
hungarianbeast Finally, someone with a brain 🤝
@SequentiallyCompact
5 жыл бұрын
@@hungarianbeast Wasn't EU. This was all based on non-supplemental material published by Scholastic, not Bantam or Del Rey. If it was considered C-Canon, it had to be published or produced by specific companies (e.g. LucasArts for canon games). EmPal SuRecon, however, WAS EU. It was "ChanPal SuRecon" until the Empire replaced the Republic.
@baronjutter
8 жыл бұрын
We can afford a death star but not boots that fit
@alexontheonemc5188
8 жыл бұрын
budget cuts
@Evergreen0021
8 жыл бұрын
.
@jonahhoward5109
8 жыл бұрын
hey, boots arent cheap
@Thegeobot
8 жыл бұрын
it's the ultimate sacrifice for the empire!
@rosiethefeeder3085
8 жыл бұрын
Lmao budget cuts are something that should never come up in Star Wars
@midnightmosesuk
8 жыл бұрын
Palpatine distracted by Vader's shiny helmet.
@charlesr1189
8 жыл бұрын
+midnightmosesuk Apparently the droid's plan worked fucking flawlessly.
@TheCockeyez
8 жыл бұрын
+Charles R Until Vader crushed everything in the room.
@charlesr1189
8 жыл бұрын
The plan to trick Palpatine still worked. Vader just kinda broke everything because that's just what he does.
@TheCockeyez
8 жыл бұрын
+Charles R Yes. It worked, but the droid still lost it's "life".
@charlesr1189
8 жыл бұрын
TheCockeyez Hey, it happens. Just ask every Imperial admiral.
@utuberaptor
4 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: "I can't take living with this constant pain anymore, I'm just gonna end it" *opens nightstand dresser, revealing a blaster. He turns the blaster over in his 'gauntlets', feeling both the literal weight of the gun and the figurative weight of his decision. He holds the blaster up to his own temple* Darth Vader: "I'll be with you soon Padme, my love" *he pulls the trigger, and the energy blast immediately deflects off the 'jagged edges' of his helmet landing harmlessly on his 'thick shoulder armor'* Darth Vader: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
@arxxx4249
4 жыл бұрын
“Pe-chieeeeew!” * quiet sobbing *
@sneakyking
3 жыл бұрын
Do it!!
@Double-R-Nothing
3 жыл бұрын
Then it bounces all over the walls and kills a random officer.
@jayl2298
3 жыл бұрын
Then he shuffles across the floor to grab his lightsaber and the static shock shorts out his life support, killing him.
@megugu2155
3 жыл бұрын
@@Double-R-Nothing that random officer gets to meet with padme and live with her forever and anakin gets cucked spiritually
@mastermarkus5307
5 жыл бұрын
The constant budgetary constraints and lines like "The monitoring panel beeped frequently and _for no reason_ " just make this insanely comedic. The writer must have been super dense if they didn't realize how this sounded.
@gebs123
4 жыл бұрын
It's what happens when you have many people writing on a single timeline. You get people who love some characters and hate others. Then the next set of books, "Those characters suck. Build up these characters." Repeat until every being in the galaxy sucks or has shitty equipment half the time, and then is amazing and has the best stuff the other half.
@krat2242
4 жыл бұрын
Yup. And then nerdrotic does a super serious video mentioning 10 of the things and it's click bait. I love that this laughs at the nerdrotic video and the lazy EU fanfiction.
@EdJacobson77
3 жыл бұрын
@@krat2242 Did Nerdrotic really do that? If so, that guy's even dumber than I thought.
@R3GARnator
3 жыл бұрын
@@gebs123 You literally just described the Legacy of the Force books. One star wars book series with three writers, each with their pet characters who shat on the other writer's pet characters.
@Antillles
3 жыл бұрын
For me is the fact that every element of the suit only partially works what kills me. His helmet helps him picking sound but works like crap so it also torture him with too many ambient sounds. He could just have a serviceable pair of boots, but no, they are the wrong size! The suit is so horrible, that he would probably be better in that hoverchair. But then again, maybe the hoverchair has random electric spikes that burn his already burned skin and he is constantly nauseated by the wobbly movement. He could have a better hoverchair, but... budget.
@bardia8905
7 жыл бұрын
"A new more advanced and more comfortable suit was designed but due to budgetary concerns..." OMFG i couldnt hold myself either hahahahahaha
@alansmithy2152
6 жыл бұрын
''That means something to somebody''
@Flufferz626
4 жыл бұрын
I really really want a day in the life of Vader. Show his morning physical therapy sessions, breakfast of Vita Paste (TM), the Emperor getting bored and deciding to switch off his breathing assistance for 7-8 seconds just for the heck of it, him tripping over one of those little mouse droid things and falling over and having his life alert go off while his chest plate periodically beeped, finally him trying to sleep. It's a better version of Robot Chicken. I'd almost ponder getting Disney + if we got this. Not saying I'd get it, I'd just think about it and then stop thinking about it.
@Bradenhandley
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the monthly budget meeting with the emperor and senior executive accountants where Vader is denied repairs to the suit due to budget restrictions
@Flufferz626
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bradenhandley that is when Vader's search history starts including "proxy" and "VPN".
@Flufferz626
7 ай бұрын
Oh Jesus it got even better with this recent Bad Batch when Palpatine was like "you have all the resources you require for Project Necromancer." But there are budget restraints? I just pictured Palpatine tossing a $5 bill at Dr. Hemlock.
@AgentXXSmith
5 жыл бұрын
The 952 downvotes make me so happy to think that nearly a thousand people in the last 3 years honestly clicked this to learn something and were angry that it wasted their time.
@rudybernardino454
5 жыл бұрын
That, or EU Soyboys that love the EU and got offended by this
@awayforthewin1325
5 жыл бұрын
Why would they be mad, they read the information.
@Gustavozxd13
5 жыл бұрын
It's pretty unfortunate that there's some real good stuff in the EU that is just endlessly showered with crap
@magavsdeepstate2095
4 жыл бұрын
Rudy Bernardino how come I read “European Union Soyboys”
@noblechief4023
4 жыл бұрын
@@Gustavozxd13 People want it to be canon but still don't consider that Palpatine was cloned during the duration of that universe. The Old Republic is the only good thing to come from EU in my opinion
@MetalSlugzMaster
8 жыл бұрын
Pooping for Vader is pretty simple. A rectal cathodrone model E5-UX1 was surgically implanted by Ubrikkian prototype DD-13 and once inserted, held in place by servo-activated elasto-meric alloy spikes. Elasto-meric alloys are guaranteed corrosion-free for two hundred years, but due to budgetary restrictions the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center had to make the rest of the cathodrone out of Duranium steel which isn't normally used in such devices. As a result, a new one had to be painfully replaced and re-spiked into locked position every 6 months. Once seated at his chamber, the male end of the cathodrone would interface with the female connector on the bottom of his seat, and a 180 degree turn of the seat would lock both connectors and open the suction valve, evacuating the waste into the vacuum of space. This process can be seen in the meditation chamber scene of Empire Strikes Back. It is a testament to Vader's superb ability at multitasking. He dropped a deuce and received a status update from one of his admirals without so much as batting an artificial eye.
@isaiahphillip4112
8 жыл бұрын
This is genius
@knifeyboy82
8 жыл бұрын
MetalSlugzMaster was it installed in 19xxb?
@LetsPlayKradnium
8 жыл бұрын
This comment made my day
@MetalSlugzMaster
8 жыл бұрын
System509 I've never so much as glimpsed at it. This episode alone is all the inspiration needed.
@KneelB4Bacon
7 жыл бұрын
The meditation chamber was also equipped with a Xexor-Hikan fecal analysis subsystem which would automatically seal the upper and lower halves of the chamber to contain any explosions caused by dangerous methane build-ups. We are indeed fortunate that the system worked as designed.
@athodyd
7 жыл бұрын
what an incredible decision to take the series' most badass-looking character and say "actually his suit is a huge piece of shit that beeps constantly for no real reason and he can barely take two steps without falling over"
@IronicHavoc
5 жыл бұрын
It could also just be the cumulative effect of a bunch of different Extended Universe writers trying to come up with their own little quirks.
@f5boDag
5 жыл бұрын
This but unironically
@drifter402
4 жыл бұрын
And wasn't even custom built apparently because of cost issues? FUCKING WHAT!?
@faronomus1589
4 жыл бұрын
Geeeee8 they built the Death Star lol No wonder they have money issues
@mphylo2296
4 жыл бұрын
Shit like this is why Star Wars Legends sucked so much ass.
@nicholasfox966
3 жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite Red Letter Media video. They so perfectly illustrate how militant fans can drain a movie of its power and mystery and wonder by drowning it in meaningless detail and literalism.
@jackalcoyote8777
2 жыл бұрын
They made the point Rian Johnson tried to make about Fandom- except these guys made it much more tactfully. And their jokes landed.
@Larryboy2701
2 жыл бұрын
this is a great starting point for new viewers.
@Zodroo_Tint
2 жыл бұрын
The other thing the same kind of "fans" doing is to try to make everything connected. Because in few cases it worked (Alien vs. Predator) they try to do it every time putting every character in one universe. Oh that monster have big claws, this monster have big claws too, "In my head cannon these are the same species." (Aliens and the Mist monster for example.) The only thing they can achieve with this is making the universa smaller and dumber. The same thing happening when someone who only care about the money take over a franchise so we gonna have a new character who is the relative of the old character or a student or something else. And we end up with a franchise what can't grow and slowly start dying meanwhile there will be more movie coming from a dead franchise when it came from the alive one. Not every Terminator movie has to be about time travel, not every Alien movie need to have a character named Ripley.
@lordvoldemort1561
2 жыл бұрын
You are aware that all those details read out in the video are not made up by fans, right...?
@endmysuffering4211
2 жыл бұрын
@@lordvoldemort1561 Do you think anyone would have wrote about Vader waxing his helmet with wudu hide if there weren't legions of fans willing to open their wallets for any tidbits of information about Vader's suit?
@NealX
8 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader's suit... it's a torture device FOR THE MODERN AGE...
@jasonfenton8250
8 жыл бұрын
Neal X Underrated comment.
@Void-or4cs
7 жыл бұрын
Han Solo how are you here? You're dead
@carolinetheverybest7791
7 жыл бұрын
Best of the worst reference...clever girl.
@pkmovies92
7 жыл бұрын
+Han Solo Tell that to Kanjiklub!
@jayd3337
7 жыл бұрын
Neal X Read this and DIED! OMFG, DEAD! I bet that's a helluva way to live.
@TapirMask
8 жыл бұрын
That article is a gold mine. Look what I found: "The lightning that lashed Anakin was of a lethal intensity: the energies that Palpatine had previously used to strike Luke were less powerful, intended merely to cause agony and torment. When Anakin seized him, Palpatine intensified his output, with the intention of finishing Luke. These discharges were absorbed by Anakin rather than his son. The remarkable intensity of these final energetic bursts-exceeding the shocks that had tormented Luke-was evident in the way they heated Anakin's bones enough for them to glow visibly through his flesh and clothing."
@christopherhenderson1123
8 жыл бұрын
If his bones became glow sticks, then how the hell did he have the little chit chat with his son after killing Palps?! Your bones being so hot that they glow through your flesh and suit sounds very devastating and painful...
@s4yanora
8 жыл бұрын
+Firebert More specifically, a force based analgesic heat rub. Basically it's extra strength space Ben Gay, but we can just call it Force Gel.
@pokernik5663
8 жыл бұрын
This makes zero fucking sense
@rhetthoffer675
7 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite videos that Red Letter Media has put out. Not only is it extremely sarcastic and self aware, but the build up from stale uninteresting information to absolute insanity is brilliant.
@nickthepick8043
5 жыл бұрын
The funny part is... I'm a huge fan of the expanded universe.
@armr6937
5 жыл бұрын
@@nickthepick8043 Yeah but they go too far...
@nickthepick8043
5 жыл бұрын
@@armr6937 Only in SOME areas... Really, the best EU material proves RLM wrong that there are infinite possibilities for these stories and concepts to be in film. I tell my friends these ideas, and they get upset because these aren't in the movies. The thing is, everything Mike and Rich were discussing in this video were told in a way that made it sound like a joke, like a retirement home advertisement thing. When in reality, it just confirms what Vader always was in the original films. A sick man in an iron mask, who is suffering constantly. Of course, I still laugh when watching this. I'm always up for a joke!
@someguy1478
5 жыл бұрын
@@nickthepick8043 But Jedi had already presented him perfectly as a broken and defeated man, in a subtle and intriguing way. This stupid bullshit of him not being able to find shoes that fit and sucking on RepMed Vitapaste™ is just comical and ruins his character.
@nickthepick8043
5 жыл бұрын
@@someguy1478 Ok, I agree with the shoes thing. That's just dumb. But dude? How else is he gonna get his nutrition?Anyway, don't think that just because I'm a big fan of the expanded universe doesn't mean I can't take a joke. This video had me in stitches laughing!
@senseisparky2844
2 жыл бұрын
This is like watching SpongeBob as a kid and then learning the names and histories of the manufacturers behind Squidward’s tiki head house
@marthia8015
6 жыл бұрын
Can we please get a wacky hospital soap about the underbudgeted Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center and how the droids there have to constantly cheat and find ways to save people with limited funds while distracting Emperor Palpatine from all the shortcuts?
@jackrutledgegoembel5896
5 жыл бұрын
That'd be so much better than solo, I could imagine that being fucking hilarious
@vikramkrishnan6414
5 жыл бұрын
I can imagine an episode recap :- Last time on EmPaul SuRecon: Betty left Carl for Joe, what will Joe do to recover her affections: Dialogue: "I don't love you anymore Carl" Tabitha just came out in front of her parents Dialogue: "I am who I am mom" And, James told Gideon that he was going to propose to Marjorie Dialogue "Marge, will you marry me?" Continuting, ...
@danielomitted1867
4 жыл бұрын
Remember kids, an enthralling mystery is better than an asinine answer.
@Alachas1985
4 жыл бұрын
That's basically my feelings about the prequels, in general.
@rainehappy7097
4 жыл бұрын
Show, don't tell. Let the audience figure it out. lol
@chiefsosa3348
4 жыл бұрын
Leaving things vague is boringg
@TheGoldenDragon_
4 жыл бұрын
Tolkien believed that as well. Basically.
@TheGoldenDragon_
4 жыл бұрын
@@chiefsosa3348 It's the opposite. Conspiracies, mysteries, puzzles, clues, enigmas, phenomenon etc. are always interesting bc it's the unknown and ppl will always ponder and obsess over those things bc they remain unsolved or unknown. Once a story is told, the mystery is no more and that is boring. Just my opinion.
@aciDCXIV
7 жыл бұрын
It's like watching two dads reading their kids worldbuilding documents.
@Drewbie176
3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the subtle foreshadowing of the “EmPal SuRecon,” all leading up to one of the best things I’ve ever heard.
@iGourry
5 жыл бұрын
"We can rebuild him! ...But we're on a budget."
@Pauly421
4 жыл бұрын
The 6 dollar man! *shows vader limping along in too big shoes in constant pain with beeping to keep him awake
@GameyRaccoon
4 жыл бұрын
@@Pauly421 lol
@piothomsek
7 жыл бұрын
When Vader was inpecting his fleet at the beginning of Empire, he thought " This is why I can´t have shoes that fit"
@Estevv
4 жыл бұрын
I regret waiting 4 years to watch this because of it's clickbait title. This is gold.
@krat2242
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's making fun of an actual series of videos which do it seriously and is very click baity. I saw this and was reminded of a thumbnail i had actually seen from somewhere.
@moonknightish
3 жыл бұрын
@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means you never watched Mr Plinkett prequels review?
@Greigames
2 жыл бұрын
@@Steambull1 there are a lot of popular videos like these today, they’re mostly just KZitem shorts or TikToks- and yes, they’re just as dumb
@charlottecorday8494
2 жыл бұрын
*its
@Rando_Shyte
Жыл бұрын
@@krat2242 It's making fun of that fucking retarded star wars theory channel that made an identical video but actually serious. That clickbait channel for retards is so retarded.
@caiorezei
3 жыл бұрын
The 'boots that fit' thing kills me because he has ARTIFICIAL FEET. THEREFORE, SOME ASSHOLE WENT "YEAH, WE NEED TO MAKE BOTH FEET AND BOOTS FOR VADER, LETS MAKE HIS FEET FUCKING BIGGER THAN THE BOOTS AND GIVE HIM FEELING OF THE FEET SO HE CAN *KNOW* HIS SHOES ARE TWO SIZES SMALLER"
@warlordofbritannia
2 жыл бұрын
Palpy was feeling very petty that day
@bray7934
2 жыл бұрын
It was because of budgetary restraints
@benjaminborkowski12
2 жыл бұрын
@@bray7934 Bigger Boots = more material = more expensive. It simply wasn't in the Budget, the random beeping buttons already are expensive
@SvendleBerries
Жыл бұрын
@@benjaminborkowski12 Maybe it wasnt that they actually made the feet and boots, but just found them on sale somewhere and couldnt find matching sets at a reasonable price.
@toyosibee.mp3
10 ай бұрын
THE CRUELTY KNOWS NO END
@bs13690
8 жыл бұрын
How many suits were made that they would need a serial number?
@toonbat
8 жыл бұрын
I picture Palpatine mentoring several little darths that die too young. Kind of like Bruce Wayne's little ongoing Robin project.
@askthepizzaguy
5 жыл бұрын
Many Bothans died to bring us this information....
@heffnermichael
4 жыл бұрын
Many Bothans was a stand up dude. even survived the singularity!
@lampini
4 жыл бұрын
His entire body also always itched
@SeanORaigh
8 жыл бұрын
I'd watch this video over and over just to watch Rich and Mike lose their shit for 20 minutes.
@panzerghost
8 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@therwfer
8 жыл бұрын
...when Mike bursts out of his highly focussed composure.
@babylonastronaut
4 жыл бұрын
I'm dead. They built Vader wrong as a joke.
@Xvladin
4 жыл бұрын
Not a joke, palpatine likely did it purposefully because he was aware of the rule of two and how things always turn out for the sith. He didnt want his subordinate to kill him and take over as sith lord! ...or they just made Vader because it looked like a cool design and the details came later hahhaha
@Frank-zw7gn
4 жыл бұрын
@@Xvladin ah yes, because george lucas planned out the rule of two and taking over as a sith lord, this is just the creation of book writers who wanted to make vader edgy and tortured but came across incredibly funny
@piercecampbell-casey5718
3 жыл бұрын
This is Darth Vader. We purposefully built him wrong, as a joke. My face to your lightning style! How do you like it? Please, stop. Vader sucks as a sith lord, his own child could beat him! Well I’m gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin’ ‘Nooooo!,’ I’m gonna take his VitaPaste and shove it up his...
@rinhato8453
3 жыл бұрын
@@piercecampbell-casey5718 I'm burning, making me the victor.
@videogamenostalgia
3 жыл бұрын
They polished Darth Vader's helmet with a special material because they thought if he had a shiny head it would *distract* the supreme emperor of all evil from the various *short-cuts* they took during Vader's *life-saving surgery.*
@FernandoIncetta
7 жыл бұрын
"They tried to impregnate spirituality itself with their evil". Delightful.
@remyd.s2286
8 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, a confused cripple with anger issues supported by a cheap suit that's constantly itchy, causes slight deafness and is completely dependent on a power button in the middle of the torso. A true dark lord of the Sith.
@hendrong
6 жыл бұрын
The anger issues stuff is a good thing for a Sith Lord though... Pretty much a prerequisite...
@EskimoMonkeyProd
6 жыл бұрын
HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF.
@nma52b
6 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't say his cape was made of Super Asbestos.
@MorganArizona
5 жыл бұрын
nma52b I’d now like a cape made of a material known as “SUPER-Asbestos-XX789” written into canon, the backstory being that: a) It was cheap b) Palpatine got off on watching Vader striding around wheezing everywhere
@kizuuwu7563
4 жыл бұрын
Some friends recently talked about how Vader is still one of the "most iconic, intimidating villains they've ever seen in movies" and I just remembered this video and had to keep myself from laughing my ass off
@Dorian-_-Gray
2 жыл бұрын
yeah because your friend was talking about “in movies” while you somehow managed to take the stuff in this video seriously
@mannhouse8014
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dorian-_-Gray it's because the video was funny stupid
@RM22201
Жыл бұрын
@@Dorian-_-Gray it just goes to show how easily stuff like this absolutely can ruin good characters
@SeanHyperfire_PS
Жыл бұрын
He was until the Prequels and now he's just a bitch in a suit lol
@glswenson
5 ай бұрын
@@RM22201When it's out of context like this, yeah. But in the context of the novels where its exploring his pain and misery its more impactful.
@Shanack1
8 жыл бұрын
I was born with glass bonesa and paper skin. Every night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep... And then the beeping starts.
@darrenmichaelsen2492
8 жыл бұрын
+Shanack LOL
@blueshit199
8 жыл бұрын
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
@roach9397
8 жыл бұрын
Is that from Spongebob?
@GhostOfBilly
7 жыл бұрын
Shanack you should visit emperor palpatine's reconstructive surgery center
@jiminyjustin
6 жыл бұрын
+Shanack But luckily I'm able to keep myself alive by selling... RepMedVitaPaste
@killroy23
4 жыл бұрын
Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstructive Center needs to be a Disney+ series. It would be a cross between ER, Scrubs, and House. Palpatine is the wacky administrator, the droid doctors are the main characters. Vader is the first patient and a prime candidate for exploratory surgery.
@tarekmoneimsaid
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was imagining when they talked about the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstructive Center. And they'd be constantly screwing people over with subpar prosthetics due to "budgetary constraints" :)
@killroy23
3 жыл бұрын
@@tarekmoneimsaid Slogan: "Somehow We Have Limited Funding." EPSRC 4 Life. Burns, scrapes, combat amputations, sort-of life support, and the being-cut-in-half-then-falling-down-a-long-thing-torso-sewn-back together-with-robot-legs operation
@PwnZombie
3 жыл бұрын
It should be like Attaway General
@anubis_fgc
3 жыл бұрын
“Who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a damn? EMPEROR PALPATINE 👍🏻👁👄👁👍🏻”
@killroy23
3 жыл бұрын
@@anubis_fgc I thought he had two thumbs & loved blowjobs is that the same thing?
@ZenZooZoo
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite is the fact that while he is being rushed to a life-saving treatment center, barely clinging onto life with missing limbs and damaged organs, the medical droids decided it was a good time to try to give Vader some hair implants 😂
@KIager
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Luke removing Vader's helmet, he looks exactly the same except he's got Hayden's lucious locks.
@epitaph3988
Жыл бұрын
After deciding NOT to fix his face because it would just be behind a mask anyway.
@dresmends
9 ай бұрын
I looked that up on Wookiepedia and its not there. Mike made that up.
@Tunkkis
8 ай бұрын
@@dresmends Did you check the edit history? Eight years is a lot of time to janny around.
@plcthelegacy4131
2 жыл бұрын
"I guess BBY is a year?" Yeah, it stands for "Before Baby Yoda"
@powerpc127
7 жыл бұрын
I would spend the necessary 10 years in med school, 4 years in business school, and 20 years in the field just to one day open an Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, student loans be damned.
@sonoftheway3528
5 жыл бұрын
Dew it
@COYOTEBILLSROADHOUSE
4 жыл бұрын
My Uncle went to high school with a guy who's dad was a plumbing subcontractor working on the second Death Star. The Rebs blew the dang thing up while he was on his lunch break. He survived cuz he was taking a nap in a tie fighter, but shrapnel cut his leg up real bad. He went to the Emperor Palpatine Reconstructive Surgery Center and they determined that it would be quicker to amputate his leg than take out the individual pieces of shrapnel, you know, cuz of budgetary restraints. He joined in a class action lawsuit against DD-13/HK because they used plastisteel prosthetics claiming them to be durasteel. They settled out court and were awarded shiny helmets. True story!
@deadNightwatchman
3 жыл бұрын
I believe you.
@trobison
7 жыл бұрын
I come back every three months or so to watch the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center bit.
@ladyvader3173
5 жыл бұрын
I just did that! 🤣
@timothywillox8564
5 жыл бұрын
I came right after the episode 9 trailer
@Russia1815
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure someone out there is mad that Mike and Rich aren't taking all this vital information seriously.
@adder2488
Жыл бұрын
Some of them are in the comments.
@Ken-fh4jc
11 ай бұрын
They lost me at Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction
@CakedUpDumptruck
Ай бұрын
… Am I a loser because I do take that vital information seriously?
@penguano5514
Ай бұрын
@@CakedUpDumptruck yes
@slr4201
8 жыл бұрын
Every time Rich Evans laughs an angel gets it's wings
@wutrulaffinat
7 жыл бұрын
Every time Rich laughs an angel gets AIDS.
@ballskin
7 жыл бұрын
So someone dies every time he laughs?
@karmabad6287
7 жыл бұрын
Dope hardcore fanboys die a little bit inside, yes
@carolinetheverybest7791
7 жыл бұрын
No, every time Rich Evans laughs, an angel gets AAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSS.
@carolinetheverybest7791
7 жыл бұрын
+wutrulaffinat I did not read your comment before I posted mine lmao we're on the same wave length.
@DJSwagz
5 жыл бұрын
I love imagining the person who wrote this watching this video and not understanding why we're all laughing
@IronicHavoc
4 жыл бұрын
Thing is it's like 20 different people
@CTOOFBOOGLE
4 жыл бұрын
TacitIron Hav even better
@jormungandr147
4 жыл бұрын
as funny as this is yeah if you read it with no context to anything else its references like what the metals are and how they work its comes off as goofy
@letsdraw8062
4 жыл бұрын
@@jormungandr147 In what context could any of this information possibly *not* sound goofy?
@jormungandr147
4 жыл бұрын
@@letsdraw8062 actually knowing what the metals are as apposed to just reading out the name and laughing at it. I mean vibranium works because you know the metal and how it works. If you didn't and you just said it's name only you'd probably think it's a lazy combination of vibration and titanium when honestly it is (i still like it tho)
@NicoBleackley
4 жыл бұрын
We need a solo Vader character drama that’s just 2 1/2 hours of him suffering with this suit
@brendanw8136
4 жыл бұрын
The trailer could use Johnny Cash's cover of 'Hurt' lol
@lampini
4 жыл бұрын
This is genius
@SMATF5
4 жыл бұрын
Starring Paul Scheer as Darth Vader
@patthetech
4 жыл бұрын
Naw man. We need at least a 13x1hr episode season arc of the time between when Obi Wan left him on the lava flow and the point when the Emperor wakes him up.
@UrsaFrank
4 жыл бұрын
done as a robot chicken sketch
@kyro8559
4 жыл бұрын
this makes vader literally the least menacing villain i’ve seen
@souljastation5463
3 жыл бұрын
That's modern villains for you
@harizotoh7
2 жыл бұрын
A lot of it is trying to give explanations for the limitations of the films. Like Vader can't raise his arms high and he walks clumsily because the suit is big and cumbersome for the already tall actor in the film.
@aarondavis5386
2 жыл бұрын
Glass
@thebignacho
Жыл бұрын
It makes him scarier imo in the context of the films. Someone in constant pain is more volatile and dangerous
@RM22201
11 ай бұрын
@@thebignacho yeh thats not true. If you're wearing shoes that don't fit, you're not suddenly more intimidating because ur feet hurt. You just look like an idiot for not wearing shoes that fit.
@ryancrist9565
7 жыл бұрын
"However, due to budgetary restraints..." *bursts out laughing*
@CylonDorado
6 жыл бұрын
Doesn't a serial number imply that there are more suits like this? I want to see a commercial for Darth Vader suits in the next Star Wars with old people and crippled kids in it that all sound like James Earl Jones through their life support mask.
@competetodefeat4610
5 жыл бұрын
There were indeed more suits like it out there. In fact this model if I'm not mistaken wasn't even uncommon based on legends material and certainly wasn't a high end suit of this type.
@phillystevesteak6982
5 жыл бұрын
@@competetodefeat4610 wow that's unbelievably stupid. Probably a good thing that's not cannon afterall
@competetodefeat4610
5 жыл бұрын
@@phillystevesteak6982 If you prefer canon over legends then you have mental issues. Not to mention all Disney has done since getting their hands on things is declare a bunch of stuff no longer canon then pull shit from "legends" as they see fit. In other words, no imagination whatsoever.
@phillystevesteak6982
5 жыл бұрын
I'm mental? It's ridiculous to think there's a bunch of dudes walking around who look just like Vader. "Holy shit run, it's Darth Vader!!" "No, no. You got the wrong guy, I'm Bob Donglesworth. Btw, do you have change for a dollar?"
@competetodefeat4610
5 жыл бұрын
@@phillystevesteak6982 I'd suggest you take all that up with ole George then. Also you're sitting here acting like you aren't a fuckin mental case as you argue until you're red in the face about whether or not a fictional characters fictional life support suit was a one off or not...
@Brendan7001
7 жыл бұрын
I should feel bad for Vader, but his *_daily struggles_* are too hilarious.
@danieltobin4498
5 жыл бұрын
Poloball don’t be. Vader’s an asshole
@veespa_
3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad they gave us all this information, where would we be without it… I love how “budgetary restraints” hindered the second-highest ranking member of the GALACTIC EMPIRE that built TWO Death Stars and ran the whole galaxy. But hey, at least they had _woodoo hide_ for his helmet shine!
@veespa_
2 жыл бұрын
I’d like to see an entire movie dedicated to the ragtag group of individuals that went on a quest to strike down the woodoo monsters, take their hides, & take said woodoo hides to EmPalSuRecon for Vader’s helmet shine. I think that would be a powerful and fulfilling piece of film!
@fuckgoogle2554
2 жыл бұрын
We’ve manufactured 70 trillion boots this year. But not even one pair can fit Lord Vader’s feet. Oh well.
@jameshayes-barber9340
Жыл бұрын
Death Stars are expensive
@Myndir
Жыл бұрын
Interest rates on government debt were MENTAL at the end of the Republic. It was Vader's suit or cutbacks on the social security system, and Palpatine knew that he needed good opinion polls ahead of a senatorial by-election.
@Drak976
Жыл бұрын
yes finally @fuggoogle2554 To be fair they were clones and most of them were size 9. Noone knew James Earl Jones + muscle man in person actor were going to show up.
@antonecruz9975
6 жыл бұрын
I want a standalone movie solely about vaders physical therapy sparring sessions.
@DistractedGlobeGuy
4 жыл бұрын
His therapist was TR-8R, a clone who had been issued a serum to profoundly slow his aging process. That's how he got so good at handling blunt weapons.
@CureOptimismForHumanity
8 жыл бұрын
The idea that Darth Vader wanted to get hair plugs made me laugh almost as hard as "Emperor Palpatine Reconstructive Surgery Centre".
@DistractedGlobeGuy
7 жыл бұрын
He and Plinkett got their hair plugs from the same guy.
@letsdraw8062
4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine anything more pathetic than Darth Vader himself being insecure about his hair?
@joinsideke
6 жыл бұрын
It sounds like you could defeat Vader by just knocking him over.
@user-hi4sm3ig5j
5 жыл бұрын
Or just by waiting for him to fall over by himself.
@grinshady0164
4 жыл бұрын
You just gotta set up a thin line of string at the entrance of a doorway and let nature take its course
@Kyryyn_Lyyh
10 ай бұрын
I love the “Mike reads a thing to Rich” episodes. RLM could be so much more lazy with content and it’d still be great, makes me appreciate their high effort content even more.
@vgel
6 жыл бұрын
cant believe disney threw out all this amazing lore
@areyejokin189
5 жыл бұрын
they haven't really replaced it with anything better
@Night5225
4 жыл бұрын
are ye jokin at least kylo’s shoes fit
@travisadams6279
4 жыл бұрын
@@Night5225 And gets beat by a desert scavenger who picked up a lightsaber for the first time. Even though hes had years of training from Luke Skywalker and Snoke. Also weares a helmet he doesnt need with a knockoff Vader complex. So its pretty even in the ridiculous department.
@highlandus
4 жыл бұрын
@@travisadams6279 eu was trash
@highlandus
4 жыл бұрын
@@travisadams6279 wears a helmet he doesn't need, you don't know what helmets are for
@AugustusBohn0
6 жыл бұрын
BUDGET CONSTRAINTS
@lwzeis
5 жыл бұрын
The budget is probably just an infinity symbol with a dollar sign in front of it
@lewyg
5 жыл бұрын
Yet still builds countless ships and 2 death stars 🤔
@Darrylizer1
5 жыл бұрын
Those deathstars cost money!
@Flood520
5 жыл бұрын
Hey, those mile-long spaceships don't build themselves.
@vikramkrishnan6414
5 жыл бұрын
I now want a comedy series on Sith Accountants. Like the Office, but with Dark side users
@inakiiribarrenlineros8594
7 жыл бұрын
Palpatine was too distracted by how shiny vader's helmet was to notice him upgrading his suit.
@marcosdheleno
8 жыл бұрын
thats how you turn one of the most fearsome vilains in cinema history, into a joke, i cant belive they really thought that would make any sense.
@Mudoh415
8 жыл бұрын
+Marcos Danilo When you consider it though, you get a great laugh from his suffering, but that enforces the fear aspect in my opinion. This dude was damn near insane and constantly pissed from being basically tortured for not dying. Imagine what someone like that could do to you.
@ChucksSEADnDEAD
8 жыл бұрын
+Mudoh415 Okay, but it was enough that his skin constantly itched due to the burns, I think there was EU details that made it so that Jedis wore itchy clothing to keep them alert. It was unnecessary that Vader had metal strips poking into his knee joints due to poor alloying, they couldn't find boots that fit properly, that a droid freaking polished the helmet to cover up the cut corners and that the suit had buttons that literally beeped to torment him. They found the "villain is in constant pain" trope and ran with it for far too long.
@ChucksSEADnDEAD
8 жыл бұрын
トロール So you think that it's necessary that Vader has literally dozens of instruments of torture fitted to his suit, that would make anyone either physically disabled due to the constant pain or literally insane (which Vader wasn't) and all would be explained either by Palpatine's sadism and budget cuts? When the empire was able to build TWO Death Stars? The helmet would deflect shit into his shoulder armor for added protection but the panel right in front was made of fragile electronics which would render the suit useless with a single hit? And it was polished to distract Palpatine from the corners they cut while fixing Vader? Nowhere in the Empire could have Vader had custom boots made for himself so that he got a proper fit and wasn't unbalanced all the time? What the actual fuck? I'm glad it wasn't me saying it, but the actual owners of the franchise deciding that this is non-canon and no better than fanfiction.
@ChucksSEADnDEAD
8 жыл бұрын
トロール Actually, that was not the logic of Star Wars at all, because almost none of this information was present on the actual George Lucas films or animated series. May I remind you that when the first Star Wars released, you knew nothing about Vader or why the Empire existed? Less is more. The other stuff in films? Most films run around 90-120 minutes - they don't spend 25 minutes talking about all the intricate details of a suit. Why not? When you write, you don't put things in it and ask "why not?" - you ask yourself "why?" before you even begin to write. It you write things that don't need to be in a book, they shouldn't be written. More money was spent on the military? Gen Grievous was less important than Vader and yet they gave him much better technology, can't let Vader have a proper suit because of money but let's sink our finances into Grievous's life support and athletic robot limbs? It makes no literal sense, you can stop making excuses for what is objectively bad writing.
@ChucksSEADnDEAD
8 жыл бұрын
トロール >"Bullshit, I do not see how Grievous was more technical advance than Vader" He was much more agile and his life support system was much more developed. I mean, Obi Wan needed to open the plates and shoot him five times in his vitals, while the (now non-canon) article claimed that Vader's control panel was made of weak circuitry. There are also other inconsistencies, such as Vader getting electrical insulation but not boots. One would think that boots that didn't make you lean forward were easier to get than insulation for armored suits.
@Nate-ll4do
7 жыл бұрын
Whoever writes this expanded universe shit should consider becoming comedians. Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center" is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time.
@nickthepick8043
5 жыл бұрын
Admittedly, that IS funny. But in my opinion, The Expanded Universe is AWESOME. Certainly better than the new films.
@brunocaboclo7973
5 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Charron - Legend of Remnant nigga he commented this 2 years ago why are you replying now?
@williammbuttlicker175
5 жыл бұрын
You know that whoever wrote that was 100% serious
@nathanmitchell295
5 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Charron - Legend of Remnant lmao it’s awful. It’s just a bunch of nerds making up explanations for why Star Wars stuff looked cool back in 1977.
@rudybernardino454
5 жыл бұрын
@@brunocaboclo7973 because thesd EU soyboys do anything to defend the shit that is EU, still, funk disney Star wars
@BrowncoatAllywang
5 жыл бұрын
"In addition, the lens also came equipped with a HUD that supplied critical data automatically as an overlay if Vader entered new environments, including information about atmospheric composition, nearby bio-signatures, and others, which could also be selected via the mouth or tongue controls (by pursing the lips, or extending the tongue)." Now every time you watch the original trilogy, imagine Vader constantly licking the inside of his helmet, pushing little buttons with his tongue and making kissy faces. How embarrassing.
@DistractedGlobeGuy
4 жыл бұрын
Do you think he really _had_ a button that played a sad harmonica solo?
@dan4lau
4 жыл бұрын
@@neo-didact9285 Bit problematic if he does things accidentally though. "Where are those transmitions you intercepted?" *Yes, thank you I know the atmosphere is 70 percent nitrogen.* "I find your lack of faith disturbing." *Bugger. Turned on my ultraviolet vision and brought up a weather forecast.*
@neo-didact9285
4 жыл бұрын
@@dan4lau You're actually right about that. And now that I think about it, it's silly for the Dark Lord of the Sith to be making funny faces and kissing underneath his terrifying helmet LOL!
@Probablylani
4 жыл бұрын
Browncoat Alex How embarrassing...
@bloodnivel70
3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@funglegunk
2 жыл бұрын
The idea that the Emperor deliberately imposed budget cuts on Vader's suit is just so breathtakingly dumb, I love it.
@miss-nomer
6 жыл бұрын
I’ve now spent more hours of my life watching Mike and Rich talk about Star Wars than I’ve spent watching Star Wars.
@Govanmauler
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexk5907 lol by like a factor of 4
@ano_nym
4 жыл бұрын
You should see Mauler's stuff then...
@ano_nym
4 жыл бұрын
@@sdstorm his "A Critique of The Last Jedi" is 5 hours. His critique on The Force Awakens is still in the making (3 out of 6 done) and is almost 9 hours... He's not called the long man for nothing. He has shorter stuff though at like 40 min, one hour.
@ano_nym
4 жыл бұрын
@@sdstorm Oh, I see. Well he has some jokes and such thrown in I guess, but he is more focusing on the serious arguments and thoughts about objective reviews and in depth analysis. So basically compared to Plinkett he is more in depth and with much less jokes thrown in. You could check out some of his "unbridled rage" videos, they are less serious and shorter, more like the others. The Critical Drinker have been a guest on his pod/video cast EFAP, so if you like him you might enjoy those episodes. There they basically responds to other reviews and such. Those are often several hours long though, although only half of it is on the video(s) in question though, quite long intros with random talk and the end is them reading superchats.
@ano_nym
4 жыл бұрын
@@sdstorm He's also done some stuff on games, like Outlast, Dark Souls, SOMA and Amnesia which can be nice to check out, they are the longer type though. I can't recommend Amnesia vs A Machine for Pigs though, that was his first one, and there is some annoying background music that ruined it for me.
@normietwiceremoved
7 жыл бұрын
Being Vader sounds like a fucking living nightmare. My god he just wants to die.
@TheCrimsonSeven
7 жыл бұрын
same tbh
@desolatorstorm142
7 жыл бұрын
That's the idea. The suit was specifically designed by Sidious to torture him.
@DanTheMan51632
7 жыл бұрын
Now we know why he held back against Luke.
@matthewlennhardt8408
6 жыл бұрын
DanTheMan51632 not even close to the reason why
@caldrogo9212
6 жыл бұрын
Explains the anger issues.
@saulodoamordivino
7 жыл бұрын
I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Vader with a straight face again. God, please, Disney make a standalone comedic film about the struggles of Darth Vader adapting to the suit.
@MrDarbones
5 жыл бұрын
It'll be more like a tragedy according to these facts
@homer4k
5 жыл бұрын
When Vader falls down the stairs, use the "NOOOOOOOO!" from the end of Ep III.
@cogsworther1639
Жыл бұрын
I love the stupidity of Darth Vader's suit having a serial number. This implies that the galaxy is filled with other darth vader suits which are just. . . worn by random people. Visit a space retirement home, and it's just a bunch of darth vaders playing shuffleboard
@SolomonFactor
11 ай бұрын
They all sound exactly like him too
@agreb25
8 ай бұрын
Exactly! Like having a serial number implies that it's part of a series lol so that means there's more Vader suits out there? What? maybe they just use Vader suits across the galaxy to treat people with severe burns/injuries as like a rehabilitative exoskeleton lol
@burpostockings
8 ай бұрын
I'm gonna get *E-3778Q-1* tattooed on my ass
@kingsleycy3450
8 ай бұрын
I thought the emperor designed his suit to be the ultimate armour. Turns out he just threw him in a commercial life support suit he bought from space Walmart
@Colddirector
5 ай бұрын
@@kingsleycy3450 That makes Palpatine seem so comically dickish that I can't help but love him
@dartbaston
6 жыл бұрын
Proof that sometimes less is more
@theguyishere249
5 жыл бұрын
Dartaston the star expanded universe content is actually pretty interesting and awesome.
@randomsam949
5 жыл бұрын
Ohhh i dunno about that. I for one couldnt imagine not knowing bobba fetts origin story 🤦♂️.... “get em dad”...
@theguyishere249
5 жыл бұрын
@@randomsam949 are you talking about expanded universe because bobba fett back story is in the main line movies.
@nickthepick8043
5 жыл бұрын
@@theguyishere249 Preach, brother.
@austinmartens8662
5 жыл бұрын
Jack McGloin I guess you’re entitled to your opinion and what you find interesting, but I think most of us can agree that the EU is just cringe. It’s so needlessly complicated and feels like homework just reading it. The original trilogy kept it nice and simple. I think I could’ve gone my whole life without hearing that the most intimidating villain in the galaxy was actually a crippled wreck
@annascheite7856
7 жыл бұрын
Can we just have a series where Mike and rich read cringey EU lore from wooliepedia? I would pay to have that be a series
@definitelynotanAIchatbot
6 жыл бұрын
I agree with both of you.
@s871-c1q
5 жыл бұрын
don't let your dreams be dreams
@thermscissorpunch1787
5 жыл бұрын
Anna Scheite wait!!!! I’m here from one year in the future with an important message!!!! In your comment on a video from Red Letter Media, you’ll be the victim of autocorrect making your post seem less than funny. Pay close attention; Wookiepedia. Add it to your phone now so it doesn’t appear as Wooliepedia making people silently mock you! I pray I’m not too late!!!
@mrman6035
5 жыл бұрын
@@thermscissorpunch1787 :O
@cicadianrhythm
5 жыл бұрын
@@thermscissorpunch1787 Wooliepedia is filled with nothing but lies.
@irockmajorly
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Mike literally printed off a wookiepedia article onto paper
@HIBACHICHAINSAW
2 жыл бұрын
Them giving Mike shit for using paper is one of my favorite things.
@edb2720
7 жыл бұрын
Now sand is the least of Anakin problems...
@ThomasBlithe
7 жыл бұрын
Ed Bulnes I imagine sand gets all up in that shit
@HarperStl
7 жыл бұрын
I like to think that ol' Emps Palps put some sand in Vader's size-to-small boots just to make him extra angry and ruthless.
@muppetallica
6 жыл бұрын
First Last Enter Sandman 🤘🤘
@gustavoperezramirez2717
5 жыл бұрын
Just as a fun fact, the "budgetary restraints" thing was written by someone named Daniel Wallace, in his book "Darth Vader: A 3-D Reconstruction Log". His Wookiepedia biography reads as follows: "Daniel received an advertising degree from Michigan State University, and currently uses that degree with one of the world's largest advertising agencies." I'm not surprised at all that the guy who thought the Empire had budgetary restraints has an advertising degree.
@largol33t1
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'll have you know that Vader got a FREE Executor class super star destroyer! That damn thing is several miles long...
@sawyernorthrop4078
3 жыл бұрын
Go green go white can't read can't write as they say
@murphy7801
3 жыл бұрын
This explains so much
@nickthepick8043
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I see his name popping up in a lot of books I purchase these days. Something tells me he's just an advertiser, and not a writer. Kinda like George?
@ColtComanche
2 жыл бұрын
@@largol33t1 Approximately the size of the island of Manhattan
@darkzeke200x
6 жыл бұрын
"How did Vader get the insulation without Palpatine knowing?" Easy. He went outside the Sith Health Network.
@rationalroundhead6739
4 жыл бұрын
GeneralKipicus According to Wookiepedia, he spent a year or so overseeing the imperial takeover of the planet Cana-dorr just so he could qualify as a resident and use their health service. Poor guy.
@indianaporter97
2 жыл бұрын
Luke: “I’ll never join you!” Vader: “If you only knew the power of The Dark Side! Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.” Luke: “He told me enough! He told me you can’t even get shoes that fit”
@KhiemNguyen-ly1wz
2 жыл бұрын
Vader: Ok listen here you little shit
@alexpollock6932
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@publiusventidiusbassus1232
3 ай бұрын
"That's why yo shoes raggedy, that's why yo mama dead"
@gadbel685
8 жыл бұрын
Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center
@gadbel685
8 жыл бұрын
***** well... i'm not sure what you're talking about... i'm old.
@gadbel685
8 жыл бұрын
***** That's a fact!
@blueshit199
8 жыл бұрын
O hey Palpie, what's up?
@gadbel685
8 жыл бұрын
blueshit199 Hey JC, just listening to some Tay Sway.
@zoned7609
8 жыл бұрын
+Palpy most underrated comment
@brendanmcmahon2745
6 жыл бұрын
Palpatine opens hospital, "I'm so evil I'm helping people!" "Unlimited Universal Health Care!!!!!"
@IndecentLouie
5 жыл бұрын
How else do you think he funded those Death Stars?
@virgiljericho664
Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but the fact that they described the hospital where he stayed and the exact machines used on him is endlessly funny
@Ken-fh4jc
11 ай бұрын
My life is complete knowing Vader stayed at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
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