They had an hour of all of the Tourette’s guy videos on KZitem. I watched the whole hour, and when I got done I said SHIT!
@l.gaines5436
9 ай бұрын
is that Sam Lascoe? He's fucked!
@Cod3Thr33
9 ай бұрын
Damnit. I clicked down here to say that. Men's asses. PISS!
@jonavene12
8 ай бұрын
So did i
@zaiko619
6 ай бұрын
By the time I watched the whole video, MY ASS TURNED TO JELLO
@Negan_Smith01
4 ай бұрын
If there's one thing I learned while watching this, it's that pissing out the window, and shitting out the window are 2 different things!
@michaelclark5237
11 ай бұрын
Danny answering the phone and saying "Piss" still makes me laugh.
@Siptoseina
11 ай бұрын
I actually almost died laughing the first time I seen the unsolved mystery one
@moldymushroompizza
11 ай бұрын
@@Siptoseina nearly pissed myself when he brought it back in a later video lol
@ionizingshadows
9 ай бұрын
Same. I'll do that sometimes when my friends call or if I get a spammer.
@mr.awesome6011
9 ай бұрын
It's amazing how in 20 years this man has given us only an hour total of content and yet it is still as entertaining as ever.
@brdrech
8 ай бұрын
Theres actually probably some lost videos that didnt find their way into this compilation, but still! Amazing!
@RustyAlberta6.6
8 ай бұрын
@@brdrecha couple videos I saw of Tourette’s guy I didn’t see in this compilation but otherwise they got em
@Kilbot192
7 ай бұрын
well I'm sorry. I got fucked.
@toonghost3
6 ай бұрын
@@brdrechWhich ones didnt make it in?
@SoJustCool
11 ай бұрын
some ppl listen to asmr before they go to bed i listen to this
@raking7410
11 ай бұрын
no way i do that too ive fallen asleep to this many times lol
@treyowen9213
11 ай бұрын
Saaaame. 😁
@dianehenry821
9 ай бұрын
Same this shit has me laughing my ass off no matter what mood I’m in
@RustyAlberta6.6
8 ай бұрын
I sleep to this video on repeat allll night
@UltimateGamerCC
11 ай бұрын
"I AIN'T AFRAID OF SHIT!!! . . . except Snakes." still the most based thing i ever heard.
@combatarmzfreak1
11 ай бұрын
I was 13 when I first discovered Tourettes Guy around 2007, I'm almost 30 and my friends and I always quote him and his dad.
@jonathanwilliams225
10 ай бұрын
I was 15, discovering TG was a life altering event
@Mr.Timwell
10 ай бұрын
Same except I was 12, in 2015 Finish the quote: "Yes, I bought your Colgate toothpaste..."
@jonathanwilliams225
10 ай бұрын
@@Mr.Timwell “the one with tartar control…”
@Mr.Timwell
10 ай бұрын
@@jonathanwilliams225 lmao "and it made me feel. Like a piece of SHIT....."
@thefedoraguyYT
9 ай бұрын
@@Mr.Timwell "This is BULLSHIT!"
@dudestep
Жыл бұрын
Now that I’m entering my mid 30s I understand Tourettes Guy’s morning routine
@Choshako
9 ай бұрын
This is now my go-to video for when I'm in a shitty mood. Danny never fails to make me laugh no matter how pissed I am.
@13thvarebel16
4 ай бұрын
Same!
@grandpagaming3142
8 ай бұрын
I like how at 14:32, Danny screams Piss so hard it causes his calendar to turn.
@safep4683
6 ай бұрын
I think the implication is he screamed "piss" for an entire month
@roselaflare
11 ай бұрын
"OH SHIT! I GOTTA GO! SOME SQUIRRELS FUCKING MY TOMATOS!!!"
@skelter1153
11 ай бұрын
R.I.P. Bob Saget 🕯
@toonghost3
7 ай бұрын
You started this with the two clips no one ever puts in these. Nice job man!
@raking7410
Жыл бұрын
haven’t seen those rare clips anywhere so thanks for that. :)
@mattbair2002
Жыл бұрын
I had them in my google photos and I had no idea they were there
@eohrefare7346
10 ай бұрын
@@mattbair2002The legend
@mattbair2002
11 ай бұрын
0:00 Danny orders a pizza 0:45 The Tourettes Guy 30:46 The Return of The Tourettes Guy 47:43 Danny gets scared by Freddy Kruger 48:27 Speak English 50:25 Make Confidence Your Bitch 52:21 Tourettes Guy gets the hiccups 56:30 Buried Alive 1:01:01 Sus moments
@Negan_Smith01
4 ай бұрын
My grandma is 60 years old. I love her. She is the most awesome person in the world. And god bless her. BUT SHES OLD AS FUCK!
@shanes.6227
3 ай бұрын
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW, AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW, ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS
@gandalf3453
11 ай бұрын
Does anyone else put this on in the background while they do SHIT?!
@desfox3685
11 ай бұрын
One time I got kicked out of math class in middle school because I kept thinking of 8:00 and couldn't quit laughing.
@RustyAlberta6.6
8 ай бұрын
In grade 10 for me Tourette’s guy was restricted from the school wifi because I showed Tourette’s guy to some autistic kids and they couldn’t stop calling people names then they fockin snitched
@Mr.Timwell
7 ай бұрын
You're quite the warrior my friend
@Allen1350
9 ай бұрын
20:01 that car alarm just gave me nostalgia.
@CJODell12
Жыл бұрын
The full Tourettes Guy saga so far.
@brainfullest0
5 ай бұрын
the way he looks up and they stare at eachother at 22:02
@BlusterTheBenevolent
11 ай бұрын
Thank you for this wonderful compilation.
@mattbair2002
10 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it
@Enzyth
8 ай бұрын
at 14:34 crazy he said "Piss" so hard it made the calendrer in the back go back a month
@nomore5643
7 ай бұрын
14:34 He yelled so loud The calendar skipped a month
@Siptoseina
11 ай бұрын
Let me tell you about a porcupine balls
@a.j._6668
9 ай бұрын
They’re small and they don’t give a shit!
@Negan_Smith01
3 ай бұрын
They're small, and they don't give a shit!
@devinburr1051
9 ай бұрын
Literally a movie. i Love it
@jadedbreadncircus9159
8 ай бұрын
Oh wow you overtook the Tourettes Guy Movie video by Returnoflee. There was another on that reduced the quality, but now, "You're the man now dog." - Sean Connery in Finding Forester
@mattbair2002
8 ай бұрын
I can’t tell if this is a compliment or hating
@Slamboni4k
3 ай бұрын
The angry janitor is a core memory of mine
@MichaelOfRohan
7 ай бұрын
10:09 the only sign we ever had that the universe was a simulation.
@n3gativ3z3r0
6 ай бұрын
15:13 he wrinkled his own randy Travis poster!
@exposedbrainfilms7897
7 ай бұрын
18:07 i think that’s all of us when we need to leave in the morning
@idontkn0ww
7 ай бұрын
20:45 😂😂😂
@halloweenjunkie666
Жыл бұрын
K mart or the bees were the BOB SAGET OF 🤣🤣
@JPalinkas1993
11 ай бұрын
THANK FUCKING YOU!
@FurbyGaming125
10 ай бұрын
MOTHER FUCKING THANK YOU
@gnodab2036
7 ай бұрын
10:37 Me internally when my mom busts me faking my cough
@BuddyFellows-xd9yn
2 ай бұрын
Their were actually episodes before 2002 on a vhs given to by a friend of, what i aussume, is the operator of the official KZitem channel. It was on vhs and apparently only a couple people knew about it, when the vhs to digital came around, by that time those tapes were lost. The reciver of the vhs said it was a 25 minute long mockumentery about a " special " guy named danny who would be later known as the tourrets guy on the internet. The article is in the description of his buried alive on christmas video. he also said these might still be on some old computer dvd rom.
@PREPFORIT
7 ай бұрын
@25:43 - 25:53 CLASSIC 🤣
@passiveplayz7415
6 ай бұрын
11:41 never fails to make me laugh no matter how much i watch it
@GennyI3eerDrinkr
5 ай бұрын
52:13 - pretty sure Danny's son smashes his face on the door
@GhostShiroyama
5 ай бұрын
I watched this whole video. When I was finished I said "SHIT!"
@treyowen9213
6 ай бұрын
55:50 me when someone wakes me up. 😂🤣
@RyanTalksSports
11 ай бұрын
Bro can say every curse word there can be
@DynamicSaturn36Gaming
6 ай бұрын
7:22 OHHHH ******
@Tabmaster94
6 ай бұрын
The comedic timing from 14:39 to 15:03 is perfect
@deftkestrel0308
9 ай бұрын
1:00:49 the best moment i have ever seen
@RustyAlberta6.6
7 ай бұрын
Best shit on the internet is Tourette’s guy. I wish I had a cigarette for every time I watched this. I’d have 500
@drunkenmmamaster419
9 ай бұрын
Completely forgot about the beginning scene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@IMN602
2 ай бұрын
The staff at my highschool hated me cuz i spread this shit like wildfire. We would be passing eachother in the hallway between periods and we would be yelling "YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, PISSSSSSSSS!!!!"
@samuel38211
11 ай бұрын
2:14 what kind of bed is that?!
@IMN602
10 ай бұрын
10:38 the way he momentarily looks at the cameraman with that outburst as if to make sure everyone got their daily dose of being verbally abused.. like a rattle snakes rattlle.. except this one wil burn your soul thru your eyes ghost rider style
@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516
6 ай бұрын
2:25 *Holy Shit!*
@williamg9977
4 ай бұрын
What was he doing to the poor Head and Shoulders at 5:50!??😂
@Allen1350
9 ай бұрын
17:22-17:28 wow, that's a fresh perspective.
@HarryPotter87
3 ай бұрын
An underground sensation!
@ColonelMarcellus
5 ай бұрын
Now I know why he wears a Tony-the-Tiger t-shirt. (I have one, by the way).
@TrueCrime.and.DeathMetal
5 ай бұрын
You’re doin the lord’s work, sir
@Sonicshadow8989
11 ай бұрын
55:04 Chris Chan's mom lmfao
@squelchtheweasel
8 ай бұрын
I’d give 500$ to know what happened with the Head and Shoulders
@RustyAlberta6.6
8 ай бұрын
It seen his ass
@shanes.6227
2 ай бұрын
almost forgot to watch this today.
@shermanzuki
8 ай бұрын
7:22 will never fail to make me laugh
@mw4mpr
11 ай бұрын
Now someone needs to make this video where every time he cusses, the film speeds up by 1%.
@jonavene12
9 ай бұрын
And a censored version
@crimsondynamo615
7 ай бұрын
@@jonavene12imagine a reverse censor video
@AzurePearl1996
5 ай бұрын
@@jonavene12 Imagine a fully censored version of Tourette's Guy. We'd hear nothing but bleeping. 🤣
@TheArbiter3479
11 ай бұрын
The lottery will always be legendary
@DemonEmbarasser
4 ай бұрын
Piss! HOLY SHIT
@Fetusman82
9 ай бұрын
"You look like 200 pounds of birdshit" is severely underrated. I can't wait to say that to my son or daughter.
@shannonoconnell8954
5 ай бұрын
I've been saying Bob Saget as a profanity for the past 17 years.
@mikestein1024
9 ай бұрын
Pinky the cat and Tourette’s guy 20 something years later the funniest things ever to be on KZitem
@ColonelMarcellus
5 ай бұрын
This guy would make a good Federal District Judge. Better than the activist legislate-from-the-bench ones we have now.
@anthonymatute6057
2 ай бұрын
R.I.P Bob Saget 🕊
@RinaMewna
5 ай бұрын
OH BOB SAGET!
@frederickburke9944
2 ай бұрын
It's so bizzare. I never get tired of TG. I have been following TG since before he was on youtube. Anything else you eventually get tired of. I watch these over and over and over. The only other thing like that for me is the ShutUpLittleMan tapes.
@faschwank
4 ай бұрын
He would have made a good character on "Trailer Park Boys".
@anthonyheard7806
Ай бұрын
Maybe he's Donnie?
@Derpy-tq1qo
5 ай бұрын
46:02 anyone know what song is playing in the store after Tourettes Guy’s dad runs to the bathroom?
@jonathanwilliams225
7 ай бұрын
42:31
@lysad.4765
11 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAATTCCHH
@dianehenry821
9 ай бұрын
This is still the funniest shit on the internet to this date. Ohmygod❤ #DannyForever
@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516
6 ай бұрын
2:25-2:26 2:28-2:29
@bobbymcduff5040
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, Good Question Who Is That Guy With The Tuba?
@BuddyFellows-xd9yn
2 ай бұрын
59:14 what happened to jolly pirate doughnuts
@JasonDelarosa2000
7 ай бұрын
To think, before my computer played a bunch of weird videos to me after I jumped on the bed in 2004, Danny and son were already doing what I do at home with others (minus the hostility) in 2023. Also, _Who's the Boyfriend?_ (1998) and all five _Jodie Sweetin_ seasons were already released to the public.
@King_Colombia_Inc
3 ай бұрын
7:27 When you eat something delicious
@jefflester4131
4 ай бұрын
Still funny asf omg!
@angeloberina4532
7 ай бұрын
7:22
@Losman666
5 ай бұрын
4:55
@Thenyantel
2 ай бұрын
BALLS
@presidentmilitaryedwardgru2507
10 ай бұрын
I have tourettes, but I don't think it's this bad. But I do sometimes make loud noises.
@bobbymcduff5040
2 ай бұрын
Watch My Mouth? I Didn’t Even Say Anything.
@spidertubethecoolguy2576
6 ай бұрын
World’s most hilarious video series EVER🤣
@RAMIR3Z0
3 ай бұрын
After watching the whole video, it made me feel like a piece of 💩 !
@IMN602
2 ай бұрын
You have BALLS!!!!
@J4CK50N.
10 ай бұрын
8:26 lol
@Dr_Hax101
10 ай бұрын
Hilarious and book 22:54
@Dr_Hax101
7 ай бұрын
i could watch this all day
@tokyo4life601
2 ай бұрын
10:18
@riotsquadgaming7460
6 ай бұрын
47:04 lmfao
@CrazyCoyote100
5 ай бұрын
6:54 did he say FUT?
@HAMF9666
8 ай бұрын
Perfect Tourettes Guy Movie
@mw4mpr
11 ай бұрын
Try watching this on 2x speed. You wont regret it.
@robertmiles1603
2 ай бұрын
Not one thing he ever said was wrong. Think about it for a moment.
@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516
6 ай бұрын
2:28 *Piss!*
@NamelessTomb
2 ай бұрын
of course its age restricted it can't handle a internets nature creation from 2002
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