When Malfurion does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing Azeroth down.
@arcanejack
8 жыл бұрын
Malfurion once arm-wrestled Superman, the loser had to wear their underpants on the outside.
@samuelgraden9049
3 жыл бұрын
@Patrick Dolan The Bruce Lee came and battled Malfurion and the loser had to be day care for bunch of Kids in low school just like Arnold Schwarzenegger did in his movie.
@TippyCraft
8 жыл бұрын
Best one yet lol. I loved the shot at Moocluck.
@Ebodrac
8 жыл бұрын
Make MY true story!
@oskarniklas5061
8 жыл бұрын
No one cares, demon
@mickcarter6678
8 жыл бұрын
#fuckingmalfurion
@Bricktor
8 жыл бұрын
TRIFLING GNOME
@when7573
8 жыл бұрын
Stanislav Smejkal No, he gets killed by the guy that kicked Ragnaros in his pyrotesticles.
@mayhem1310
7 жыл бұрын
you know that was jaraxxus?
@antonbuushansen7816
8 жыл бұрын
Just want to let you know that I appreciate these videos, and you are very talented too!
@attilatistyan4037
7 жыл бұрын
3:12 this is sick xD
@ShiniShiron
8 жыл бұрын
I know we already did a dragon, but could you do Malygos for lolz? Or could you do Xavius, since this is Legion?
@gman7177
8 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong but the Archimonde we fought in WoD is meant to be the same Archimonde. I believe Blizz came out and stated that demons, including Archimonde, must be killed in the twisting nether in order to actually be killed, otherwise their souls are just sent back to the twisting nether. They also stated that the twisting nether transcends all timelines, so there is only one Archimonde. Also, in Mythic difficulty, you kill Archi inside the Twisting Nether, so it's safe to assume that he's gone for good now.
@ericalexander3644
8 жыл бұрын
I love these videos so, so much!
@stanleyjosten
8 жыл бұрын
One important thing to note is that demons don't have alternate reality versions of themselves, so the Archimonde from WoD is the same one that Malfurion dealt with. Basically, we just keep forgetting that Archimonde has soulstone up, so we have to keep killing him over and over again until we finally catch him while it's on cooldown.
@wildkiva877
8 жыл бұрын
the I hear about how awesome Malfurion is the more I want to play druid
@toohighstrung
6 жыл бұрын
Jeez this turned out to be completely accurate
@sidewaysfcs0718
7 жыл бұрын
Actually, that was not alternate Archimonde, it is stated in the lore that the Burning Legion exists outside of all timelines, there is only 1 Burning Legion, and Archimonde joined it and entered the Twisting Nether after the left Argus, so the Archimonde we kill is the same one that was killed at the battle for mount Hyjal. He just got restored in the Twisting Nether. This time however, you kill Archimonde in the twisting nether (on heroic difficulty) and he stays dead foever. Just like you kill Kil`Jaeden in the twisting Nether and he dies forever right near Argus.
@Pahapukki3
8 жыл бұрын
Malfurion is full of surprises.
@jairzeuske9885
8 жыл бұрын
Please tell us the true story of Malfurion's badassery.
@RamonLovesRockandPie
7 жыл бұрын
I'm loving this Fucking Malfurion trend. He needs to do more lore videos 'cause this one was hilarious. lol
@cuyraq
8 жыл бұрын
another good vid you should do more of these true story series
@MrCrazyass91
8 жыл бұрын
"The souls of 10 million ballsacks that Malfurion has kicked in his lifetime."
@koneighty
8 жыл бұрын
This is the channel I go for proper lore lessons.
@pjr2481
8 жыл бұрын
Awesome vid man, really funny.
@Bram51Gaming
6 жыл бұрын
actually if you think about it wisps should be very effective vs all demons since their summoned units, but shuldn't they also work on orks then? or alteast the one that came with da portal
@Maddog3060
8 жыл бұрын
The best one yet.
@AntonDeMorgan
7 жыл бұрын
In a 1v1 warlock vs mage warlock wins.
@zach8647
7 жыл бұрын
Now this, this is story telling.
@zoloaftermidnight
8 жыл бұрын
this had me in tears xD
@stevie_ily
7 жыл бұрын
"Fucking Malfurion" is Nixxiom's version of "unless you're the mongols."
@vitalydragunov4583
7 жыл бұрын
every single pro bmx riders! best fuckin lores ever made!
@BlackHardWork
8 жыл бұрын
Like your new serious on your own rather than with machnima. If this is not new im sorry for getting it wrong. Anywhere keep it up 👍🏻
@mdsl8780
8 жыл бұрын
These are great!
@thehamster438
8 жыл бұрын
+nixxiom can u do "true story of gromm hellscream
@Annoying_Llama
7 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you said 360 no scoped XD
@TheFreshSorcerer
7 жыл бұрын
So what characters DO you like.
@maelstrumyes3595
6 жыл бұрын
the True story about Nixxiom
@jonasgerne3233
7 жыл бұрын
"yeah, yeah"!!
@KombatantsGaming
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize Malfurion is Ragtagg
@DubbedAnimeAndLife
7 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing I have seen all year...Fucking Malfurion!
@ishakplayz8008
7 жыл бұрын
I peed my self from laughing
@polimm2148
8 жыл бұрын
what's the music when malfurion kick asses ?
@kahmul
8 жыл бұрын
DBZ OST "Vegetus Revenge"
@DeaddMax
8 жыл бұрын
Advice: Don't watch this video while eating...you might choke laughing.
@Haaipex
8 жыл бұрын
do kel thuzad next
@vapingfury4460
8 жыл бұрын
Idk why you got a thing for 2007 rage comic memes, like 40 year old house wives use those memes.
@KyuuStormsoul
8 жыл бұрын
no ishnu'alar i'm calling chris hansen
@KyuubiWarlock
8 жыл бұрын
Yo honestly, what happened to that Demon Hunter Machinima you said you were gonna make?...It was like over 2 months ago.
@supahwafflz
8 жыл бұрын
True story of Yogg Saron, N'zoth or some other Old God!
@levernable
8 жыл бұрын
It's the same archimonde in wod nixxiom
@Manta518
8 жыл бұрын
pls more!
@stevensperanza109
8 жыл бұрын
This sounds like it was created by Malfurion
@Nhyufll
8 жыл бұрын
Steven Speranza fcking malfurion
@mightythor136
7 жыл бұрын
wod is suck.
@tiredtobias
5 жыл бұрын
No. It's 100% canon what Malf did
@KyuubiWarlock
8 жыл бұрын
Yo honestly, what happened to that Demon Hunter Machinima you said you were gonna make?...It was like over 2 months ago.
@Rawnblade13
8 жыл бұрын
Come to think of it, compared to Kil'jaeden, Archimonde has very little actual lore, despite being the other major leader of the Burning Legion. He just kinda shows up, get his ass kicked, disappears then repeats it all over again.
@Rawnblade13
8 жыл бұрын
Akbar Bagus Sorta, Kil'jaeden has a lot more though. He created the Lich King, he came up with the plan to corrupt the orcs, he has a big grudge with Velen and corrupted his son, he brought Kael'thas to his side and tried to enter the world through the Sunwell, so on and so on. Archimonde..Doesn't really do anything.
@Rawnblade13
8 жыл бұрын
Akbar Bagus Just saying, he's got barely any lore compared to Kil'jaeden. Archimonde just gets his ass kicked by a night elf druid over and over again.
@Rawnblade13
8 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Malfurion would have gotten around to it. Mmhmm.
@Ithiryn
8 жыл бұрын
Archimonde actually has quite a bit of lore now. The Skull of the Man'ari artifact story that gets added to your book as you gather artifact knowledge is more the story of Archimonde before he became Archimonde.
@Ithiryn
8 жыл бұрын
I meant it figuratively xD More in the sense, it tells us the story of who he was before he became the impotent legion commander we all know.
@JamesW609
8 жыл бұрын
These videos shouldn't be called "true story" they should be called the chronicles of malfurion.
@AphoticGoblin
4 жыл бұрын
FUCKING malfurion*
@guldan3544
8 жыл бұрын
Me next.....
@thehermit8723
8 жыл бұрын
He will burry you under Khadgar's daddy jokes....
@swolie
8 жыл бұрын
You'll get your turn Gooly Dan
@Paaacss
8 жыл бұрын
omg gul'dan, i'm pacs, ur biggest fan.
@mihailomartinov1154
8 жыл бұрын
Stfu im better
@mihailomartinov1154
8 жыл бұрын
Akbar Bagus Why add Arthas to this story?
@pro2gamer
8 жыл бұрын
Archimonde. One of the Leaders of the Burning Legion. Destroyer of worlds. Mass Genocider. Big ass demon with godlike powers. OD'd on wisps.
@thefirstcrook
8 жыл бұрын
Sounds like some kickass Cider!
@ashb712
8 жыл бұрын
i guess you could say that Archimonde really blue balled when he tried to bang the world tree
@pro2gamer
8 жыл бұрын
thefirstcrook New Wisps Cider! Crisp has your ancestor's Souls!
@thefirstcrook
8 жыл бұрын
damn thats crisp my man!
@thehermit8723
8 жыл бұрын
Archimonde was a summon and the wisps do damage especially to summons, so the combo of 10.000 wisps and Nordrassil exploding was too much even for Archie...also cause his fucking Malfurion xD.
@Morec0
8 жыл бұрын
How about the true story of Kael'thas? Dude's not been getting a lot of love lately, of course that is merely a setback!
@thehermit8723
8 жыл бұрын
You do realize we will also see fucking Malfurion there right...?
@StoicForce
8 жыл бұрын
That should be enough of an incentive for Nixxiom to make it a reality.
@thehermit8723
8 жыл бұрын
+Syrinjury Yup...
@Morec0
8 жыл бұрын
Grumpy # Precisely.
@fantastmic
8 жыл бұрын
i support tis idea!
@youyoawad
8 жыл бұрын
WoD Archimonde is the same Archimonde that Malfurion kicked, the Legion transcends all realities and time, confirmed by Blizzard in twitter.
@kekero540
8 жыл бұрын
I wonder since Azeroth is a Titan that sargeras wants to kill it with fire maybe it's a really really powerful Titan and the old gods infected it.
@youyoawad
8 жыл бұрын
It's a powerful titan, but it's not infected yet, or at least we hope so, and Sargeras wan't to destroy it because he is scared of it being corrupted.
@XeviousGames
8 жыл бұрын
no, actually sargeras wants to destroy azeroth before it gets corrupted by the old gods. After realising he couldn't kill them without doing more damage than before, he went a bit crazy. Also, the titan inside is not born yet, so it has no power
@XeviousGames
8 жыл бұрын
altough it's true that old gods want to corrupt it to kill sargeras himself and then win. If the titan was to live uncorrupted, it could also kill sargeras. so yeah sargeras dies anyway.
@AlexPeter96
8 жыл бұрын
that is retarded, if they exist across dimensions then they know what will happen in the future, why do they get killed then?
@lunafencoven
5 жыл бұрын
I've heard that Malfurion once tied his shoes, with his feet.
@Aspect-Of-Death
3 жыл бұрын
xd
@Lorenna1234
8 жыл бұрын
There is no "alternate Archimonde". When a legion demon dies, its soul wanders through the twisting nether untill it takes flesh form, again, on Argus (Legion's homeland atm). It's said so on the "illidan" novel'; and the only way to permanently kill them is to do it on Argus, or else they`ll keep coming back.
@DDespicable
8 жыл бұрын
you should also add that even if its an alternate draenor its still the same legion and archimonde that got their shit kicked in b4 and their whole plan was "hey, this fell orc invasion plan was going so well for a time! Let's just try again!"
@calendil
5 жыл бұрын
Twisted Nether, not Argus
@podragonwarrior3535
8 жыл бұрын
And then he proceeds to get killed OVER and OVER again, in search of some stupid moose. Because logic.
@mickcarter6678
8 жыл бұрын
#becuzoffuckingmalfurion
@rdogg114
8 жыл бұрын
Don't be silly Malfurion called out the hit because he was too busy banging Tyrande to go kick Archimonde in the dick again and our reward was the moose.
@TheJohnney07
8 жыл бұрын
The WoD Archimonde isn't alternate universe "Archimonde". Blizzard confirmed that this Archimonde is the same one in our current timeline. I read somewhere that the burning legion "above" needing alternate universes.
@waterman034
8 жыл бұрын
Though I have heard of it, I refuse to accept it. Why? Because for every alternate wow universe there is Mannoroth will have to give the orcs bloodlust, Kil'jeaden will have to commit genocide of the dreanai over and over etc. It sounds really retarded to have one legion and multiple universes
@revanruler6404
8 жыл бұрын
why do you think the demon forces of the legion are endless (the minor demons like felguards, wrathguards... have many alternate versions)
@gankedirl
8 жыл бұрын
It has never been shown that they can manipulate time, it's more that they are immune to it. They exist in all of the time lines simultaneously but do not control them the way the bronze dragons do. They probably wouldn't even see the difference between the timelines since they are all immortal beings with no reason to notice it.
@라그주
8 жыл бұрын
Archimonde-no alter Velen-many alters. I wonder why Blizzard made 'other universe'.. Archi and Velen were friend! But why there are too many Velens left in universe?! (sorry 4 bad English. I am not good at. :
@antoniomiraval4157
8 жыл бұрын
Not every timeline needs to repeat itself.
@cihannesvat4261
8 жыл бұрын
its not alternate wod's archimonde is the same with back in wc. Because there is only one twisting nether.
@bearlyrandom4462
8 жыл бұрын
Nixxiom the legion is not affected by the warlords time shit, the Archimonde in HFC is our Archimonde.
@turhanuner
8 жыл бұрын
Then why Velen is the alternate Velen in WoD?
@trecskoimi4323
8 жыл бұрын
not even blizzard knows it
@victor97O6
8 жыл бұрын
Velen is not part of the legion, or a demon, but if you're red or gray, you're immune to time, time is rasist!
@monkpawfire
8 жыл бұрын
hi
@XeviousGames
8 жыл бұрын
velen is not in the legion
@TheMandaEye
8 жыл бұрын
Yo WoD's Archimonde wasn´t alternate time stuff. Apparently there's only 1 archimonde and stuff and he just revived again because you can't kill a powerful demon completely unless its in the twisting nether.
@weezact7
8 жыл бұрын
Except that is really...ambiguous. For example, they had to piece Mannoroth back together again like Humpty Dumpty even though he is clearly strong enough to qualify as a "powerful demon" (since he dies in Azeroth during WC3 and is then alive and well in WoD). Some sources say they can only manifest on each timeline or world until they die and then they can't manifest there anymore (but can manifest elsewhere). It doesn't help that this bit of lore did not apply until Warlords (except possibly to the Dreadlords. I think it may have been mentioned at some point that they followed that rule, but it might have been in the tabletop books which are no longer canon). So, basically, Blizzard has no fucking idea what they're doing with this shit and are flying by the seat of their pants regarding demons.
@FuzionKABOOMIE
8 жыл бұрын
4:01 the furbolgs banging in the background to the right tho... xD
@sushanalone
8 жыл бұрын
Fucking Malfurion!!
@FratinandMadrik
8 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that Bracers account
@Nhyufll
8 жыл бұрын
FratinandMadrik total worth
@samuell3690
8 жыл бұрын
i love dem bracers
@saquashkingbananas6399
8 жыл бұрын
When are you going to make a Tyrande Real life story? I bet it would be top notch hilarious.
@i.j.dragonfly3123
7 жыл бұрын
Time to write my 4th wall-breaking Nixxiom x Malfurion fanfiction.
@illbean1337
8 жыл бұрын
this has to be one of the best videos u've done. I love lore, i love humor, and this video combines them both in such a perfect way that it's undescribable. Have my like!
@panostsartsalis4023
6 жыл бұрын
I lost it with the Malfurion stuff. Seriously i cried laughing. U are awesome Nix 😂😂😂
@Sarahmajig
8 жыл бұрын
Ohmygoodness, Nixxiom. You better be working on a Malfurion video. Because fucking Malfurion. Also the quests in Val'Sharah made me sad because I was afraid he was gonna be kill.
@thehermit8723
8 жыл бұрын
Hahhaha nah Xavius is too stereotypical of a vilain to kill his archnemesis. He wants him to see anything he is doing instead of killing him ....
@GhostAeonWolf
8 жыл бұрын
he cant kill him. Look at their HP pools. In Mythic 5man Darkest Thicket, Xavius have only 220M or so, while Malfurion have 1,85Billion hp.
@tek512
8 жыл бұрын
Too bad Blizzard decided the legion is the same across both timelines. Not only is Archimonde *still* not really dead, the fucker is the same one that "died" when a bunch of wisps went all jihad on him at the world tree. There is really no way for them to explain this away, so I suppose it's just going to remain one of the game's innumerable glaring plot holes.
@DNthekos
8 жыл бұрын
IIRC, in the mythic Archimonde fight, which is the one that ultimately counts, we down the boss in the Twisting Nether, so he is actually dead.
@tek512
8 жыл бұрын
DNthekos If only that were the case. Regrettably Blizzard has decided that he's still alive. In fact, he's slated to return at some point in Legion. We'll be re-fighting a crapload of old raid bosses. Even Jaraxxus will be making an appearance despite having no lore significance whatsoever. You can already see some of them wandering around over at the Broken Shore. Ol' Brutallus is there.
@roerd
8 жыл бұрын
"Regrettably Blizzard has decided that he's still alive." Do you have a source for that?
@thahoule7924
8 жыл бұрын
The thing is, even in the Mythic.Version of the Raid, the endcinematic still is the same. That means he teleported us and himself back and took his last breath on Draenor. So he is still alive
@lizardirl9488
7 жыл бұрын
The wisps are dead night elves. Ishu allah ackbar bitches.
@resention8230
8 жыл бұрын
That wasn't an alternate timeline Archimonde on Draenor. That was just...Archimonde.
@dimitriwarchief301
5 жыл бұрын
Pah
@ahunter8056
8 жыл бұрын
Very happy at the Doctor Who reference Nixxiom. Great job.
@simonerikzen9142
8 жыл бұрын
ive never seen a person make lore so awsome xD
@mikemule1964
8 жыл бұрын
I Wonder who would win at ball smashing. Malfurion OR Ragtagg
@RemusNeo
8 жыл бұрын
/applaud
@therealnelox
8 жыл бұрын
Can we get a True Story of Ragnaros or Gul'Daniel?
@markwolf8025
8 жыл бұрын
Make a You and Muclock invade icc or bt as a stroy:D( you know like those of yours calss starter noob edition videos like how to rouge to mage etc...) i would like it a lot
@oskarniklas5061
8 жыл бұрын
Great idea!
@biggsthemighty7530
8 жыл бұрын
This^^^^
@Scarlet_moon.
8 жыл бұрын
really?they would never reach Illidan,they would get stuck in harem chambers with mother Shahraz.And that will be last time anyone ever will see them.
@vapingfury4460
8 жыл бұрын
Dude, do you even look at what your typing? Do you notice the red line under your words?
@markwolf8025
8 жыл бұрын
ahahahaah why do i even care about that ..."dude"its the internet and i just commented not wrote a fcking test i mean:why so serious
@PhotoWorgen
8 жыл бұрын
Hey Nix, will you please do the lore of the dark lady the undead beautiful queen?
@wolfenightfall2024
8 жыл бұрын
really? it would be amazing but "The undead beutiful queen"? XD
@PhotoWorgen
8 жыл бұрын
she's hot don't lie.
@wolfenightfall2024
8 жыл бұрын
*Silently shakes head laughing*
@PhotoWorgen
8 жыл бұрын
Hush Wolfe. *paps*
@ahmetilberbektas60
8 жыл бұрын
Oliver The fangirling yandere are you talking about lich quenn?(but i must admire she is a little hot XD)
@nsahasjoinedthechat6430
8 жыл бұрын
Never been this early.
@deleted3471
3 жыл бұрын
LOl
@WakoDoodle
8 жыл бұрын
Ironically Mal'furion in Legion is now acting rash and stubborn in his actionss; kind of like what he blamed and imprisoned illidan for; whos now trying to save the world again. Seriously I think Mal'furion is the villian in most of his stories, not Illidan >.>
@odyssey958
6 жыл бұрын
Please stop putting Yrel in your videos, my heart breaks every time I see her because Blizzard won't use her anymore. D;
@bender2332
8 жыл бұрын
The next true story you should do is....FUCKING MALFURION!!!!
@RobertAniFreak
8 жыл бұрын
Good old times, I remember Warcraft 3 and final fight against Archimonde Remember back when you get Demo's on discs along with gaming magazines and you had cheat codes.... I miss those times T-T
@typhon9055
8 жыл бұрын
I always watch your videos while drunk(or tipsy at least) no regrets.
@rolfnikesch988
7 жыл бұрын
watch your tongue fellow, and take back what you said about Broxigar the fucking red. because, he was the one who stood one v one against fucking SARGERAS and stofft the entire Demon Portal, with said Demons, while standing on a Pile of said corpses AND wounding the Demon Headmaster and most noticeable villain, liturly one hundret times stronger than Archimonde and one trillion times stronger than Malfurion, killer of all the ather Titens and scourge of the entire univers! Broxigar died a true BADASS!
@kimberlycabanas2496
6 жыл бұрын
Why am I imagining your room is plastered in DeviantArt erotic fan art of Malfurion?
@saphironkindris
8 жыл бұрын
to be fair, using all the souls of the dead to deal like a billion damage to archimonde in 1 damage increments to surpass his instantly regenerating health was a truly inspired plan from malfurion. beating him up with 20 people just made him feel like a pussy.
@killianhackenschmidt4987
6 жыл бұрын
I just realized, aren't Naaru basically living just breathing crystal meth?
@AndrevusWhitetail
8 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on that The True Story of FUCKING MALFURION
@ashb712
8 жыл бұрын
please tell me you're going to do Xavius next
@AmbientEpicuros
8 жыл бұрын
What do you know about the ten thousand years what did Archimonde did in between? Also when you watch movies, generally, do you always judge because you don't know "how" something came to be? It's plain lack of imagination that leads to judgement. I'm very up for the storytellers to not write every detail just because people lack imagination or just are lazy with it. And when it comes to alternative universes, there we trully hit the spot when it comes to people with simple mind. Funny story tho, as always! :]]
@xTSGxShadow77
8 жыл бұрын
Lol the True Story videos are amazing, keep em coming 😂👌
@loth_one
8 жыл бұрын
lmfao I'm so done after this video FUCKING MALFURION
@vtcommander4791
8 жыл бұрын
Lol! Pls make some more of these vids. Love em
@zerdius2008
8 жыл бұрын
The true story of Xavius, yet another person who malfurion made his bitch
@weezact7
8 жыл бұрын
I am so anxious to correct you on one of these videos, but they're all so damn perfect. Like every lore detail is exact down to the most minute. I tip my hat.
@warlock984
8 жыл бұрын
If you're like me, you might've once asked yourself why Kel'thuzad summoned Archimonde and gave the Legion the best possible chance to win, even though the plan was to prevent the Burning Legion from winning and betray them. And the answer is,...shut up.
@rdogg114
8 жыл бұрын
If how the 3 stoogies dreadlords were acting in frozen throne was any clue how badly the legion was doing after Arcimonde defeat id say it was well worth the effort.
@goluz7937
8 жыл бұрын
I think that is the best moment for "The True Story of Garrosh Hellscream"
@Akymi
8 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch one of your videos I'm never disappointed, thank you for making me laugh even when I feel like I can't. :)
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