Bella: has unprotected sex once, gets pregnant, dies The coach from mean girls: 👁️👄👁️
@luisfilipe2747
Жыл бұрын
He was right the whole time
@wooshydog
Жыл бұрын
"don't have s*x because you will get pregnant and die"
@HayLeesHomeMade
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@abelhapedras
Жыл бұрын
at least she didn't get several urinary tract infections in a row
@jennahalcarz891
Жыл бұрын
this is too funny for ur own good holy moly
@iamvoidnoodle
11 ай бұрын
Bella’s dad is literally the only sane character 😭
@luna10617
9 ай бұрын
him threatening to shoot Edward at the wedding was based
@user-wi9hv2pb2q
8 ай бұрын
Her parents fob her off on the millionaire vampire family and almost get them all killed.
@Lucky13Ravens
7 ай бұрын
@@luna10617Woulda been more based if he'd just done it, before the wedding. That's what a good father does to his daughters abuser.
@joetrident
7 ай бұрын
Are those Graduation caps? 3:18
@mayrale1366
7 ай бұрын
Right I mean..I legit rewatched it recently.. and this was my conclusion
@Fischohnerad17
Жыл бұрын
She could have just gone with "vampires are rich cuz they're old and don't need to spend money on necessities and that adds up" but the actual canon reason the Cullens are rich is cuz Alice uses her future seeing powers to cheat the stock market. I think they are straight up the third richest fictional characters ever, behind only Batman and scrooge mcduck
@OdinsSage
11 ай бұрын
Tying with Lex Luther
@radicalgal
10 ай бұрын
I think that’s hilarious
@FixitWithFoxy
10 ай бұрын
I died of laughter at this. N now I'm a vampire.
@marcoaurelio2399
10 ай бұрын
Black panter is richer
@kathryn1515
10 ай бұрын
wait seriously that's hilarious lmao 🤣
@LucasSchimmel
6 ай бұрын
As a Brazilian dude, the random lady with a Rio de Janeiro accent screaming I KNOW YOU'RE A DEMON then touching a lady's belly and saying DEATH with a deadpan face is hilarious. When a carioca screams DEATH at you, you run.
@drewgoin8849
3 ай бұрын
What's a "carioca"?
@hedgehatchet3578
3 ай бұрын
@@drewgoin8849 I also wanted to know since, where I'm from, carioca's a type of food LOL. From the scant amount of research I did, carioca just means someone or something from Rio
@LucasSchimmel
3 ай бұрын
@@drewgoin8849 Carioca is someone from a the city of Rio de Janeiro. It's a very idiosyncratic city, in Brazil it's also known of extreme violence and there's the not-so-kind stereotype that people from there are always trying to take advantage of you.
@CoelhoJonas
3 ай бұрын
@@LucasSchimmel kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk o que é um carioca tem tantas respostas, mas um gringo perguntando o que é isso foi hilário
@tesseract5569
2 ай бұрын
@@CoelhoJonas Okay clown
@cosmiccod6284
Жыл бұрын
The CGI child is consistently the scariest thing of this movie. She gives off uncanny valley the entire time
@Wildmoonchildani94
11 ай бұрын
Bro if you think the cgi baby was bad : she was the UPGRADE from the live action puppet they originally wanted to use. Don’t believe me ? Look up “ original renesme puppet” or even “chuckesme” 😂
@cosmiccod6284
11 ай бұрын
@@Wildmoonchildani94 WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
@phantomslay5612
10 ай бұрын
@@cosmiccod6284 Yeah....... It's the Twilight Saga. I'd be surprised if 'good idea' was a phrase the writer could even comprehend.
@AriHatesMakingUsernames
10 ай бұрын
@@Wildmoonchildani94 OH. Oh that’s so horrifying
@Ashden_Lynnwood
9 ай бұрын
@@cosmiccod6284 not only that, but apparently the puppet is haunted now as well, the socks were supposed to be white but are stained brown (not saying if this true or not, just going off from what I heard people talk about)
@stormfur19
Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about twilight is how EVERY vampire in media afterwards has to make a point that they do not sparkle.
@aspwned
10 ай бұрын
that's fucking hilarious
@RedMoonSolitary
10 ай бұрын
They have to protect their dignity somehow
@sarahsbakingcreations
9 ай бұрын
Well, now, most vampire plotlines involve vampires who can go out in the sunlight.
@leahscontemporary
9 ай бұрын
Good thing Twilight is it's own thing and has it's own lore and worldbuilding so it doesn't have to abide by a generic copy pasted formula
@shayla106
8 ай бұрын
@@leahscontemporary Yeah, defend your trashy book. It’s uniquely bad and lazy. Not like those other vampire shows that actually care about their lore and like to put in effort.
@mothmanmother
Жыл бұрын
When she looks at her flat stomach and is like "I'm pregnant" always kills me
@ceciliagunnarsson4793
11 ай бұрын
me when my period is late
@yuluvii
11 ай бұрын
right?? and i didn’t watch the movie but didn’t they have sex like a day before this? u can’t know ur pregnant until weeks in
@OdinsSage
11 ай бұрын
@luvoriia the plot line is because it's a half vampire baby the gestation goes A LOT faster. And also, apparently edward's vamp seed is just that fast acting.
@yuluvii
11 ай бұрын
@@OdinsSage Yeah after my comment I thought abt that but was too lazy to delete haha
@mothmanmother
11 ай бұрын
@luvoriia I didn't know I was pregnant for a month and then I didn't FEEL pregnant until like month 3 lol ofc it's fiction but this scene is still funny
@KoKris420
5 ай бұрын
8:10 you're actually so close to the books reason for their wealth it's hilarious. Canonically Alice uses her future vision to predict stocks and then the Cullens invest based on what she says 😂
@redfrenchfries9263
2 ай бұрын
Insider trading??? in my tween vampire books???
@zeebeereactions
Ай бұрын
She's the real wolf of wall street😂
@parkchimmin7913
Ай бұрын
Wow, so Alice predicted the 2008 recession?
@DeaDiabola
20 күн бұрын
Ok yeah that's fucking hilarious. Ngl... I would do the same. I NEED NEW SKINS FOR MY GAMES OKAY
@DeaDiabola
20 күн бұрын
@@parkchimmin7913 And homegirl did nothing to prevent it smh
@RSiB-22
Жыл бұрын
I remember my friend telling me that Bella’s “you named my baby after the Loch Ness monster?!” Was “the most emotion Bella showed in all the twilight movies”
@BleedingLiar17
11 ай бұрын
Book bella was so boring. I literally only enjoyed new moon because of Jacob and breaking dawn when we got Jacob's P.O.V. he was a fun and interesting narrator in contrast to bella. Oddly enough he does seem to bring out a lot of the emotions in bella, whereas edward basically numbs a lot of stuff except horniness. Maybe it's metaphorical imagery for how jacob is alive and feels a lot in contrast to edward who's dead and at most mimics emotions that aren't emo boy depressed.
@RSiB-22
11 ай бұрын
@@BleedingLiar17 honestly, you’re so right- there’s such a contrast between her with the two of them. While I’m not necessarily “team Jacob” due to like all the obsession, I do think he’s 10x better than bed time stalker Magee, Edward.
@mindyourbusinessxoxo
10 ай бұрын
Did she LIE tho?!?!
@samanthapalker1476
8 ай бұрын
So you agree that anger is an emotion. Men have been portraying women as the more emotional gender because they have convinced everyone that anger is not an emotion
@RSiB-22
8 ай бұрын
@@samanthapalker1476 bro what??
@kalxco
Жыл бұрын
I guarantee that they made Bella's kid age so rapidly so the plot of Jacob being with her romantically would be legal
@ahleenah
11 ай бұрын
Nah it was actually “vampire magic” that made her age like three or five times normal humans do (I think the pregnancy was only three months in canon time). If I remember correctly, the time between the child’s birth and the “war” is less than a year
@Bkid123321
11 ай бұрын
And so they didn't have to show that god awful CGI baby 😂
@soulstealer5625
10 ай бұрын
Think it was stephanie channelling the fact that despite being raised to think kids are great, generally she would prefer to be in the raising period to be as short as possible. Even when as a child, Renesme is depicted as being mature and intelligent. She straight up wants to skip the baby period cause it sucks.
@ClaraClaiyer
10 ай бұрын
I always thought it would be for tension purposes, because in the book they are really worried about renesmee, they never dealt with an half vampire before so they were scare she would just continue aging and aging and would die of old age in years so they tried to enjoy every moment they could with her. When Alice appeared with the other half vampire the Cullens were relieved because they learned she will stop aging 7y after her birth
@nybsgbyte3305
10 ай бұрын
IIRC It was also cause the vampire authority thought they would stay as a baby forever and having a bloodthirsty immortal toddler running around even only for a few years would be a pretty major threat to whatever twlights version of the masquerade is.
@Oboak
6 ай бұрын
Note to you since you didn’t read the books: Jacob had to take his clothes off to transform in front of Charlie because it was a common theme in the books for him to transform by accident and shred his clothes, and then end up as a naked human. he started getting used to it and taking off the clothes first so they aren’t all ruined
@Oboak
6 ай бұрын
Also, I think maybe Alice and jasper left because jasper is so sensitive and the baby technically has a beating heart? I can’t quite remember
@zenpie5093
3 ай бұрын
@@OboakI somehow remember one of the Volturis being able to read her mind and therefore finding out the plans of the Cullen clan so she had to leave? Maybe that’s bs but that’s how I remember the thing 😅
@valolafson6035
3 ай бұрын
@@zenpie5093 Alice and Jasper went off doing their own thing, which was finding other vampire children.
@parkchimmin7913
Ай бұрын
Wait, so he would take off his pants and underwear as well?? 💀
@lovenickii
Жыл бұрын
always laughed my ass off at “do you think Bella is gonna be showing? 😝” “ Jess! she is not pregnant.” “pmmph okay.. who else gets married at 18? 🤨”
@Iblamethebarrels
Жыл бұрын
Jess is the queen of sass
@madamefluffy4788
Жыл бұрын
@@Iblamethebarrels And then embarrasses herself when giving a speech at Bella's wedding by implying she (Jess) would have been the better choice for Edward by saying Bella was nothing like her.
@Iblamethebarrels
Жыл бұрын
@@madamefluffy4788 bro that scene is so goofy 🤣 half expected her to get absolutely sh*t faced at the wedding
@thewaxingmoonlotus
Жыл бұрын
i was going to at 18y and then he cheated i was not not pregnant. and she got married and they did it after they were married and got pregnant making it half viamper and half human the blood hungry baby human mom. and wolves imprints on only one person no s.x stuff just puts their self in front of you to protect you like a pet that well bite anyone when your asleep or think that your asleep. and a lot of people get married at 18
@boywithhairlikethis
4 ай бұрын
she’s scott pilgrims sister in scott pilgrim vs the world 😭
@pucknorris3473
Жыл бұрын
Imagine falling in love with a vampire when you are 18... then he bites you, and you're stuck in an eternal relationship with the kind of guy you liked when you were 18... This is PURE horror.
@yukikanegawa7470
Жыл бұрын
You'd stay mentally 18 forever too
@futuristicgirl14
Жыл бұрын
Rosalie is a real one for trying to talk Bella out of the whole thing
@monicaheartsgypsy7877
Жыл бұрын
Dude… This legit scared me.
@MilkChocolateGeese
Жыл бұрын
very mormon vibes
@thelexicon7294
Жыл бұрын
@@MilkChocolateGeeseNo, but truly. In the end they get married super young because they’re too horny and Edward refuses to do anything out of wedlock. Which is literally every Mormon couple I’ve ever known.
@kartkaesque
Жыл бұрын
Also the chess scene is kinda cute because Edward can't play chess with anyone but her because hers is the only mind he can't read.
@cynthia4575
Жыл бұрын
I forgot about that. That is cute.
@MrCmsch
Жыл бұрын
Ohhh yeah!
@lcharry16
Жыл бұрын
But his games with Alice were so intense in the books! Mind reader vs future vision
@zazollo
Жыл бұрын
Okay that is cute ngl
@quinnepin
4 ай бұрын
carlisle has a net worth of 34.1 billion because alice can predict the stock market thats why they're insanely rich
@Coffee_Bean08
4 ай бұрын
Dang 😂
@TylerHollenbeck-py1xx
14 күн бұрын
Talk about literal insider trade I mean these guys are supposed to be the good guys in these films and there no better than Gordon gecko
@quinnepin
14 күн бұрын
@@TylerHollenbeck-py1xx LMAOOO well I wouldn't call them the good guys😅😅😅 they're all straight up weirdos and if you had the misfortune of reading midnight sun, you'll know Edward is a literal stalker, like, it's BAD... it kinda all adds up after a while 🕴️
@Alinda1308
Жыл бұрын
"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?" Every time I wonder how Kirsten Stewart has been able to say that line without laughing
@genera1013
Жыл бұрын
Her greatest talent really is "no emotion" There's even a film called Equals where emotions are illegal and she's the female lead. Perfect casting.
@Alinda1308
Жыл бұрын
@@genera1013 Lol, she definitely was 😁 I need to check that movie, thanks
@taadds
Жыл бұрын
I love that line
@thj_5046
Жыл бұрын
i swear both her and robert pattinson look SO done with the movie in like every show i wonder how they took ANYTHING serious
@francis7336
Жыл бұрын
I can imagine they had to do maaany many retakes, and if you say that line twenty times in a row it des stop making you laugh each time lol
@weird_lemur
Жыл бұрын
You can't compare one-punch man to bella. bella didn't do anything to earn her power, Saitama did 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, and ran 100 miles everyday until his hair fell out.
@NotLaura-Baka22
Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing sure the power he gained was insane it's a anime after all but he did in fact work for it 😂
@tonytins
Жыл бұрын
All Bella did was exist over there, and suddenly she's queen of the vampires.
@Cybernautz
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@parkchimmin7913
Жыл бұрын
Saitama also gained depression 😞
@mysticalcomic
Жыл бұрын
ONE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS! ONE HUNDRED SIT-UPS! ONE HUNDRED SQUATS! AND A 10 KILOMETER RUN! EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 3 YEARS UNTIL MY HAIR FELL OUT!
@mennaayman9689
Жыл бұрын
Glad someone else thinks the whole situation with Jacob and the child was weird. I found it extremely creepy and also it's like the writer didn't know what to do with Jacob's character and had to find him a partner fast then came up with the worst possible idea
@BleedingLiar17
11 ай бұрын
Stephanie meyer deliberately (allegedly) ruined his character because fans loved him in new moon, so that's why he's such a jerk in eclipse so edward can seem like the better option. And in breaking dawn she wants bella to basically keep jacob in her life forever, so how else can she do that other than by using imprinting because Edward is bella's soulmate, and Jacob only loved bella's egg and not her. 😭🙃😫😐😟😒
@scientia.veritas
11 ай бұрын
I think the bigger idea was to showcase the child as the bridge between vampire and werewolf harmony. But since the child wasn't directly related to werewolves, there was no immediate way to do it. So she cooked the "imprint" trope so that werewolves feel as responsible for her as the vampires, this bonding over a common goal. It's ridiculous, but there is a reason for that.
@Cutearttutorials
11 ай бұрын
It's just still rlly creepy I was team Jacob before this😭😭
@13thMaiden
11 ай бұрын
It was damn creepy af and yeah they ruined him to force ppl to go Edward. Yeeck. Like seriously, there was female werewolf in the damn book, one that stood by Jacob with her little brother, why not her to tie up loose ends and make both groups happy? Nope have to have some weird bridge between werewolves and vampires that will make the werewolves lose their frickin' leader when he leaves with the vampires like a pet dog. Just 🤮 Just seriously this drivel only had cool background characters and all the MCs were boring and the story shit.
@HerHollyness
11 ай бұрын
@@BleedingLiar17Was just about to comment the same thing. It’s not even alleged - it’s well known that Meyer was Team Edward and hated that so many people were Team Jacob after New Moon so deliberately set out to sabotage his character in Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. 😂
@oranges7706
7 ай бұрын
FYI, the Volturi guy who wants to die (called Marcus btw) wants to die because way back when, he fell in love with this other vampire Didyme and they began to discuss leaving the Volturi, but Aro caught wind of this and had Didyme killed, which Marcus never recovered from bc it's like, Twilight Lore (TM) that vampires never recover after their ... mates (?) die lol. So he's been super depressed for like 800 years basically 💀 Guess they didn't cover that in the films lmao
@zenpie5093
3 ай бұрын
Kinda sad that he also doesn’t get the way out he wants to have since Aro chickens out after seing Alice‘s visions.
@rousedobrev6941
Ай бұрын
And it gets worse bc Didyme was Aros Sister.
@zeebeereactions
Ай бұрын
Also you forgot to add Dydime was Aro's sister.... My man murdered his own sister so Marcus wouldn't leave and blamed Dracula 1 & 2 for it. Man was diabolical 😂
@Openreality
Ай бұрын
Man, even the names are just as cringe as 50 shades...... Because it's the same person who did that cringe creepazoid trilogy as well. My first ex-wife was obsessed with this trilogy, my second ex-wife was obsessed with Harry plopper...... Thanks Simpsons for giving me a new name for that series.
@alexandraw6264
Ай бұрын
@@Openrealitythe author of Twilight didn’t write 50 Shades of Grey, but 50 Shades is literally a fan-fic of Twilight.
@animegodz6981
11 ай бұрын
Jacob went through one of the most devastating character assassinations I've ever seen in any film since all of existence.
@leahscontemporary
9 ай бұрын
You're stupid. Jacob went through so much trauma after his transformation and after New Moon and you're just like "oh he's not anymore a one dimensional perpetually happy sunshine boy uwu who's never gone through anything and is expected to be a stagnant blank character and only Bella and Edward’s are supposed to have character development...." And you supposed "Twilight fans" don't know anything on how the character was made or the author's intentions? Since you don't know, according to Stephenie Meyer herself, she wanted to explore the concept of choice, both in the overall story, but aspects of the triangle as it all combinated in Eclipse. She choose Wuthering Heights, as Eclipse's literary parallel and used that as a means to explore the relationships between Bella and Edward, Bella and Jacob, and Jacob and Edward. The name and cover of Eclipse as well as its literary parallels explains everything. Besides if you don't know, spoilers, Edward was at his worst throughout the whole series in Eclipse, again spoilers,(taking out the engine and disabling Bella's car, tailgating her, kidnapping her, instigating an argument between her and her father, threatening to kill Jacob etc...) and did no one say that was to make him look worse than Jacob after New Moon. C'mon this a paranormal story. You expect the once innocent human character to stay the same after witnessing such horrors. Even Bella was a changed person as the story goes on
@AsiaJahnea
Жыл бұрын
Everyone seems to forget the scene where Edward walks in after and reads jacobs mind to find out he imprinted on his child and knocks his ass into a wall 😭💀 it makes the scene 100x funnier they should’ve left it in
@madamefluffy4788
Жыл бұрын
As awful as Edward was in the series, what would have made that book 1000x better would be for both Edward and Bella to slaughter Jacob for daring to imprint on their child (doesn't matter if imprinting is not a choice - this dude had been creeping on Bella before she turned vamp - even to the point that she broke her hand fighting him off when he kissed her without permission - and is now creeping on their newborn baby). Instead of a war with the Voulturi, it could have been with the shapeshifters/wolves.
@abraham2172
Жыл бұрын
They did actually leave it in, at least in the version I once watched.
@GKNW
Жыл бұрын
Jesus.. that fucking song at the end has no right being as dope as it was. I’m now gonna be singing “how can I choose between glitter and fur?” All day. Thanks Gabbitron. Also should have added a line like “am I into beastiality? Or am I just a necrophiliac?”
@ineshomemcardoso
Жыл бұрын
Omg that line slaps too hard
@neofromthewarnerbrothersic145
Жыл бұрын
No joke. In high school I would have had that song burned on a CD and living in my car's CD player for like a month. I mean, on my mp3 player... CD's were way before my time... How do you do, fellow kids?
@brookejon3695
Жыл бұрын
@@neofromthewarnerbrothersic145i had a half-functioning family car with a cd player, too
@Breexbloodlust
Жыл бұрын
lmao yes
@FerraticaTheBard
Жыл бұрын
Saaaame, I was just about to comment about the glitter and fur line!
@oktabramantio4709
6 ай бұрын
I remember watching it in the theatre, when Aro was burned the whole studio cheered so loudly, only to be DEAD QUIET a few seconds later.
@NoelleTakestheSky
Жыл бұрын
When a parent is as happy as Bella’s mom that their kid is getting married at 18, there’s a problem. Also, notice how Bella’s parents found out not because she told them she was engaged, but by getting wedidng invitations.
@Princes_Luna
Жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s wild now that I’m also an adult with nephews and nieces I find Charlie the only human with a brain in the whole movie
@bernadette6553
Жыл бұрын
@@Princes_LunaFRRR
@nikfiendluvr666
Жыл бұрын
Bella's mom is like canonically negligent lmfao
@Breexbloodlust
Жыл бұрын
she's more of a friend than a parent. It's giving "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom" vibes
@Princes_Luna
Жыл бұрын
@@bernadette6553 💀
@SirAsdf
Жыл бұрын
Edward and Bella's butt ugly 404 error of a daughter could've been so much worse. Cause their original plan was for it to be portrayed with the most hauntingly terrible animatronic ever seen by man.
@elenabe4718
Жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, Chuckesmee, the haunted doll
@NoelleTakestheSky
Жыл бұрын
I still don’t believe that Chuckesme wasn’t intended as a prank on the cast. Poor Nikki Reed’s face!
@ineshomemcardoso
Жыл бұрын
Everytime I'm reminded of the existence of that doll, I can't stop fucking laughing. Who tf was behind that monstrosity?
@bronsontaylor4203
Жыл бұрын
Satan, seeing as how it's supposedly actually haunted
@gateauxq4604
Жыл бұрын
RIP Chuckesme, this would have been a whole other movie.
@iNkdUpBeautii
Жыл бұрын
I never understood how Bella had 2 guys fighting over her, especially when she had the personality of a wet roll of toilet paper and was about as interesting as watching paint dry. Also, if you think about it, Jacob would essentially be a groomer, considering that he's going to be around Nessie as she grows up.
@LaCrownedGamer
Жыл бұрын
I have always said, if the imprinting has to happen, he should not have met her when she was a child. If he had to meet her as a child then there needed to be something else, like puberty, or she imprints on him, something that makes it less groomy. I get that they are like immortal/ live for like 100's of years so being with someone 20 years apart is really nothing to them, but it needed to be framed as consenting adults or something. Like damn @___@
@ineshomemcardoso
Жыл бұрын
Not would... he's CANONACLY a groomer, they just don't address it like it is
@sand_eater101
Жыл бұрын
Yes! I watched Twilight with my aunt and several times she went “Bella has no personality” and “how can they be head over heels for her” or various other phrases that boil down to “she is so selfish”
@-w-1870
Жыл бұрын
@@LaCrownedGamerRight?? Why did it have to be a literal infant at all?? Let him date an adult-
@kris1123259
Жыл бұрын
Also this movie / books objectified Jakob and his pack in such gross way just to turn him into a pedo by the end.
@anaribeiro6615
3 ай бұрын
As a Brazilian watching it in English for the first time and then the housekeeper coming and going full novela mode was absolutely hilarious. The "Morte" scene might be my favourite scene in the whole saga. Robert's Portuguese actually surprised me, his pronunciation was pretty good for someone who isn't fluent
@Criadasso223
Ай бұрын
né? bizarro como ela falou, normalmente os atores falam espanhol quando estão no brazil, mas meu mano edward alem de falar ptbr ele falou bem??????
@kylespevak6781
Жыл бұрын
Finding out that Stephanie Meyer was a practicing Mormon make so much sense considering that these films always felt like a preteen's wet dream
@marialoveday9443
11 ай бұрын
This is probably why I could never get into Twilight. Also I’m asexual and Romanian so I’m not too impressed by vampires in media.
@leahscontemporary
9 ай бұрын
Alright that's a little malicious. Beimg Mormom has no impact on the story as you probably wished it were. The tropes in Twilight are no different than the tropes in any other romance novel, and is pretty much par for the course in a paranormal romance. Powerful males fighting over the 'helpless' human girl is common. A man 'stalking' her and being obsessed with her protection is common. Happily ever after with a wedding and a baby are common. The problem is that Twilight is a lot more popular and well-known than most other romance novels. Which is certainly no fault to Meyer. Like her or hate her, Meyer did draw in millions of readers for a successful franchise without having been heard of before writing. U could say "Yeah, well, so did the MCU and it sucks" but that was backed by major film studios with huge budgets. So Meyer deserves credit for that at least. I'm also generally of the opinion that just because I i might not like a author's prose or writing style, doesn't make bad writing either. There's so much negativity, all the time, levelled with such vitriol. It becomes this circlejerk of "Ooh! I thought of a new reason why Meyer is a bad writer!" and people jumping on it with zero critical thought, regardless of legitimacy or nuance. I've seen her criticized for things that weren't even in the books, that people made up
@kylespevak6781
9 ай бұрын
@@mmm-mmm It's in the books too, but either way I believe she did have a lot of involvement with the movie since it came out shortly after the success of the book series
@atortuedpoet
3 ай бұрын
@leahscontemporary bro wrote a whole book💀💀💀
@Sienna6164
8 ай бұрын
“Don’t have sex. Cause you’ll get pregnant, and die!”- Coach Car. Mean girls. Breaking Dawn: Bella has sex once and gets pregnant and she dies only to be revived Dude predicted the future
@jabberogue
6 ай бұрын
The coach was not wrong, he was just very specific.
@mx5701
5 ай бұрын
So you just gonna repeat the top comment joke which is 4 months older and do so in a less entertaining way? Just delete your account at this point
@Sienna6164
5 ай бұрын
@@mx5701 Do I seem like I care
@noonezherereally1220
11 ай бұрын
The fact that Jacob not only imprints on a child- but later gets in a relationship with said child just blows my mind.
@leahscontemporary
9 ай бұрын
Breaking Dawn only takes place for three months. How is Jacob in a relationship with Renesmee?
@shayla106
8 ай бұрын
@@leahscontemporaryIt was implied.
@KalenMins
7 ай бұрын
@@leahscontemporary It deff was implied in alice's prediction
@steph8030593
7 ай бұрын
🤮
@EliasKayama245
7 ай бұрын
I also found it super weird
@ladygaygay94
Жыл бұрын
“You nickednamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster” is pure cinema. Movies really feel off after that line was uttered
@sonderfulsable
Жыл бұрын
she says it like the loch ness monster is a bad thing too :(( as a lover of cryptids i love her sm
@jennacided6502
Жыл бұрын
unironically my favorite line in the entire twilight saga. she gets so heated in a blink of an eye 😭😭😭
@danicacassidy1672
Жыл бұрын
Trulyyyy
@jacobaeden
Жыл бұрын
and "where the hell have you been loca?"
@alibabyasmr
Жыл бұрын
Deadass
@Ad0814
5 ай бұрын
at the beginning when you said she doesn’t have hobbies…. well 🤓 she holds a succulent in the first twilight movie…. so that’s something guys!
@esmeraldagreengate4354
2 ай бұрын
She brought a sun, drought loving plant to Fawkes 😭😭
@Michaela_ZC
Жыл бұрын
Wow I hadn't realized before just how Mormon this series is. The obsession with marriage, the fear of sexuality while being deeply desperate for sexuality, the tacit endorsement of child brides. It's really all there.
@ambersunnyamber
Жыл бұрын
I literally had to pause the video right at the beginning cause I cant believe they started the movie with Bella quoting SCRIPTURE. The put away childish things line is from 1 Corinthians 13:11 😭
@jesscarter2427
Жыл бұрын
@@ambersunnyamberI never picked up on that 😭
@Faleth
Жыл бұрын
@@ambersunnyambernahhh 😭😭😭
@Nooooooooooooooooooooo7913
Жыл бұрын
Plus the prolifer undertones from Bella keeping her “demon” child lol
@kananinations6555
Жыл бұрын
@ville__bot
@LesbianKimDokja
10 ай бұрын
You can’t convince me that twilight isn’t just a FanFiction that got too famous and was made into a book then a movie 😭
@echojacky
10 ай бұрын
It was my chemical romance fanfic originally if what I've seen and heard is to be trusted.
@LesbianKimDokja
10 ай бұрын
@@echojacky I mean, it makes sense 😃
@sarahsbakingcreations
9 ай бұрын
It was inspired by Interview with The Vampire.
@leahscontemporary
9 ай бұрын
No I can't because that would be a lie and furthermore stupid
@rachelreii5952
8 ай бұрын
Robert said in a interview Stephanie told them she had a dream of this, maybe a fantasy and Robert thought she was insane. They're all paid so who cares what we think.
@jade_kms
Жыл бұрын
the funny part is that when jacob ran out shirtless in the rain. i saw that in theaters w my sister and someone in the back yelled “TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFFF” and then he did and the whole theater actually did cheer 😭😭😭😭
@Kais_Peaches
Жыл бұрын
omfg 😭✋️
@R4IN80W4V3
Жыл бұрын
:::;Ded;:::
@kiaheat1920
3 ай бұрын
Wild
@jppotato17
6 ай бұрын
Dude I remember my GF had me watch the twilight movies and we got to breaking dawn part 2. After hours and hours of non-sensical slop, FINALLY there’s an epic battle scene with real consequences and I was SO HYPED… AND THEN IT WAS ALL A STUPID VISION OF THE “FUTURE” ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
@Marvell3000
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact each Twilight film (except both parts of Breaking Dawn) has a different director and it kinda shows
@isabellek_
Жыл бұрын
the first one was definitely the best tbh
@Thenormieking
Жыл бұрын
@@isabellek_🤨
@leonineKelter
Жыл бұрын
@@isabellek_a lot of people disliked the blue filter but tbh I think it really adds to the vibe. The first director was also the only female director and usually made indie films which is why there are so many Dutch angles and indie songs lol
@kkickthetragedy
Жыл бұрын
@@leonineKelterthe first one was directed by catherine hardwicke who also directed the movie thirteen which also had a blue filter vibe during the end of the film, so it kinda shows throughout her work especially with twilight
@jlords24
Жыл бұрын
Bella having sex one time, getting pregnant, and then actually dying is an accurate representation of mormon sex ed, speaking as a former mormon. All it's missing is guys blaming their hard-ons on bare shoulders.
@kamu3057
Жыл бұрын
I mean edward hates Bella and wants to switch classes cuz she just looks too eatable in her sweaters 💀
@XNikka
Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy, I had an associate who also got pregnant after her first time having sex. That’s traumatizing 😭
@sandrols7
Жыл бұрын
As Kamu said, Edward friggin' blames Bella for making him feel obsessed with her! I think it perfectly encapsulates every point you just mentioned!
@Rubin82
Жыл бұрын
I remember in the book they did it at least a few times during the honeymoon, skipping it in a dot dot dot sort of way and then reminiscing in the morning about it. The movies are actually more graphic about their honeymoon sex.
@mikudayo_biggest_fan3939
Жыл бұрын
why are y’all surprised by her getting pregnant after one try? That’s perfectly normal??
@KTKZon58
Жыл бұрын
While watching this retrospective, one thing has become painfully apparent to me: They _never_ figured out what to do with Alice's hair over the course of the series.
@DeathnoteBB
Жыл бұрын
Which is wild because the first movie did it perfectly
@annspank7027
4 ай бұрын
My mom (who spent a considerable amount of my childhood reading and re-reading the twilight saga) told me that in the book, the final battle happens basically the way you suggested it happens. A fight just between mind powers.... but that wouldn't work well in a movie so they did the crazy fight scene
@prwa911
11 ай бұрын
I don't why but Bella calling something that's literally turning her into a living corpse a "miracle" has always rubbed me the wrong way.
@aspwned
10 ай бұрын
that's why it's so obviously a pro-life argument. women are told that they need to keep the baby full term, even if they are literally dying by continuing to carry it.
@katherinesmallbean3594
10 ай бұрын
Demon baby is literally murdering Bella's insides but she is happy to keep it because✨ miracle ✨. like wtf last i checked miracles aren't shitty body horror
@elistari1050
10 ай бұрын
Women are seen as having one purpose- making babies- and therefore, even a woman's death doesn't matter, as long as she "fulfills her purpose". It's really sick and twistef, but that's what we get for being female, I guess. Men get entire holidays and memorials for dying in wars THEY started, but women get nothing for dying and suffering in childbirth just so those men could exist in the first place.
@made-line7627
10 ай бұрын
It's definitely miraculous. Vampires should not have the ability to procreate, and as far as the majority of the vampire world knows, they can't. I'm not religious in the slightest, though if the Virgin Mary's immaculate conception is a miracle, Bella becoming preganté definitely is, too.
@made-line7627
10 ай бұрын
@@katherinesmallbean3594Birth is fucking body horror
@kat_kami
Жыл бұрын
The scene where she breaks her back trying to get that cup surrounded by superfast vampires is the most hilarious and idiotic sequence in the history of cinema and no one can convince me otherwise 😅
@angelofpurity1992
Жыл бұрын
Every time I watch it I'm so confused like... girl. HOW!?!
@DeathnoteBB
Жыл бұрын
@@angelofpurity1992The baby inside of her (or fetus, whatever) is pushing to get the blood. It pushes so hard it injures Bella
@angelofpurity1992
Жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB It was executed poorly then because it looked absolutely ridiculous.
@DeathnoteBB
Жыл бұрын
@@angelofpurity1992Oh it definitely was, I’m just saying it wasn’t Bella’s fault, the fetus vampire baby did it
@angelofpurity1992
Жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB I gotcha 😉
@TheWhiteGyrfalcon
8 ай бұрын
Bella's dad was legit the only character i liked in books and movie and played a believable guy, especially his reactions to his 18 yr old kid getting married
@vitormartins3773
5 ай бұрын
I'm considering writing a Twilight What If that Bella, Edward and Jacob doesn't exist and the whole story revolve's around Charlie, in the middle of a murder investigation, finding out his best friend is a werewolf and the town doctor that everyone trusts is a vampire and they hate each other but he has to make them work together to find the murders
@caffelatte103
5 ай бұрын
@@vitormartins3773 wait that's actually a good plot 👏
@Faroshkas
5 ай бұрын
@@vitormartins3773 my man just casually cooking the best idea and thought we wouldn't notice ???
@Ghosty_Blues1
5 ай бұрын
Charlie carried the first book honestly LOL (I read it in like grade 5 or 6 before bed because it made me tired lmao)
@WeirdSkellyK1
4 ай бұрын
Hrs even fucks it after Jacob tried to kiss Bella tho
@rakew9231
6 ай бұрын
Edward breaking the headboard kills me because of how many wood chips fall on Bella, like she for sure had a bunch of splinters in her hair, her back, I even worried for her eyes
@mapizbernal2289
Жыл бұрын
Hobbies I remember from the books: Bella: reading and cooking Edward: piano? Rosalie: fixed up cars Esme: architecture and home renovation (and being wonderful honestly) Emmet: ??? Strong???? Alice: fashion and decoration Jasper: no thoughts, head empty Carlisle: doctor
@reannamckee43
11 ай бұрын
And Charlie liked to fish
@Nerd-O-Matic
11 ай бұрын
@@reannamckee43 I love how whenever Stephanie needed him to not know about something, or just be absent for something and he wasn't at work, he would always, without fail, be out fishing lol.
@alim.9801
11 ай бұрын
"???strong???" I'm dying 😂😂
@ahleenah
11 ай бұрын
Emmet would be the gym bro if he wasn’t a vampire
@kiyasthriftycrafts
10 ай бұрын
This is very accurate 😂
@Hannygt3
Жыл бұрын
Imagine letting your daughter “mate” with your wife’s ex admirer. 💀
@mittag983
Жыл бұрын
If I was Edward I would kill Jacob
@pisscvre69
Жыл бұрын
"its a wolf thing" "sir are you aware of how serious the charges against you are?"
@orukarm
Жыл бұрын
@@pisscvre69”sir, please have a seat on that nesting bed”
@freddogrosso9835
Жыл бұрын
Oh, Jacob. "Dog years" is not a thing.
@madamefluffy4788
Жыл бұрын
'It's a wolf thing' No, dear - it's a predator thing.
@azuregriffin1116
7 ай бұрын
why is that song actually a banger? What? HOW? That was an unreasonable amount of talent to just pull out of nowhere. Damn.
@karasagna
4 ай бұрын
ISTG!!!
@doodleplayer4014
3 ай бұрын
I'm going to have the chorus stuck in my head for days.
@Alexvander10
6 ай бұрын
33:03 To be fair, the PS4 didn't exist till late 2013. And if they played a Wii they may have destroyed the house with the motion controls.
@kw7931
Жыл бұрын
When I was in elementary school there was this new girl who swore up and down that she was a real vampire. She actually started like a mini ‘cult’ following….she ended up getting in trouble with the school for taking girls to the bathroom to bite them and ‘transform them’. Sadly, after talking with her a few times, I had convinced myself that I was a werewolf……for an embarrassing amount of time. Anyways moral of the story is that twilight caused a LOT of weird shit.
@sephithor7069
Жыл бұрын
Similar thing happened to me. I met a guy online who said was a vampire . And he ended up convincing me by guessing what things I had around my room (we never used cams, so he couldn't know).
@Critic115
11 ай бұрын
I believed I was a vampire before twilight lmao
@ahleenah
11 ай бұрын
I wholeheartedly believed I was a stardust fairy or whatever it was called for like a year and I just wasn’t confident enough in my belief to transform
@aspillust
11 ай бұрын
i pretended to be a vampire a lot as a kid, not because of twilight but because i used to have sharper and pointer than normal canines. they fell out years ago and i always was proud of them and really liked them so i'm kind of sad about it now lol
@elistari1050
10 ай бұрын
He could've been watching you through your camera, even though you weren't using it. Creepy to think about that. Or maybe you were just super basic and predictable as a teen.
@syberk.mp4
9 ай бұрын
genuinely didn't expect you to write a full length cliche midwestern pop song about twilight but you did and im here for it
@nerfherder4284
5 ай бұрын
It was perfect 😂
@jjsaphire5848
Жыл бұрын
For anyone interested: Alice and Jasper left to get physical evidence that Renesmee wouldn't be dangerous by getting grown-up human vampire hybrids to come out of hiding and give their testimony about what to expect from her. Funny thing is I never watched Breaking Dawn so I wasn't even aware that the movie left out such out context until this video.
@ahleenah
11 ай бұрын
I was so confused watching the movie in the cinema because they left out such major plot points like that. Like, that whole book, including major plot and context, could’ve been one movie but they just decided to create two movies full of people standing around like npcs
@diy_cat9817
9 ай бұрын
People who read the books can tell who haven't lol
@MariaPaula-uw3ds
8 ай бұрын
@@ahleenah it's amazing how they unnecessarily split the book into 2 movies and still managed to left out important plot points. such an accomplishment
@potatoluna3389
7 ай бұрын
Ive only ever watched the movies and it literally was explained, just in a weird way. Alice left Bella a note saying she was leaving and when Alice comes back, after she shows the vision, she says “I do have evidence” and brings out the half vampire guy. It’s basically just implied that that’s what she was doing the entire time. They didn’t outright say it but it was conveyed
@kkweirdo123
7 ай бұрын
I thought that was obvious when i watched it that they left to find this guy 😅
@nitro0100
3 ай бұрын
14:45 As a Brazilian, I can confirm it does feel like a 1990/2000's novela. Even more so if the camera changed view every single second
@artyb27
Жыл бұрын
"A Day In The Life If Charlie Swan" ran as a joke so it could sprint as an anti-joke. The bit had more character development than anyone in these films.
@hdade5280
Жыл бұрын
I saw this in the cinema with a friend having seen none of the previous movies. During the battle scene, when it's revealed it was all a dream, I'm not kidding but 3 separate people YELLED in the cinema along the lines of "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!". It was so so funny. 10/10.
@ImDayroom
Жыл бұрын
I watched accros the dodger verse in theatres and when it said “to be continued” like 10 ppl (including me) went “ahh are you serious!!”
@CampingforCool41
Жыл бұрын
I remember watching that movie for the first time in college on my little 12” tv and laughing my ass off the whole time. The way it sounds like a cookie jar lid when they rip the vampire heads off kills me
@ringarounddarosie
Жыл бұрын
Hey, at least they got to see it. As far as I can recall, the books do not have this right scene. To be honest, this is a major plot hole in the movie cause Alice should not be able to have this vision (the wolves are involved). She should not be able to see Jacob's future with renesmee. The screenwriters threw us a bone cause ain't no way you could turn the books anticlimactic ending into a movie. Esp since there were 2 parts.
@fiask0444
Жыл бұрын
@@ringarounddarosie because she cannot see the future of wolves?
@OdinsSage
11 ай бұрын
I audible yelled "Ah, what the fuck!" in a room full of swooning teens and 40-somethings. Super disappointed that wasn't the actual ending.
@galaxyocicat5660
Жыл бұрын
Ironic how Steph Meyers is trying to push a prolife message into her film but does the complete opposite with that horrific birth scene.
@chromesthesia
11 ай бұрын
Seriously I'm like yeet the cgi vampire fetus. YEET IT!
@unluckyomens370
11 ай бұрын
if thats what she was trying to do she did an awful job
@chromesthesia
11 ай бұрын
@@unluckyomens370 yes it makes me go omg a cgi vampire baby is an ABOMINATION BEFORE ALL THE GODS YEET IT also why does she get human blood? What if humans need that? And why didn't they just have a farm?
@scientia.veritas
11 ай бұрын
What she did do, effectively, was to show how equally ridiculous pro-choice is. "Hey it's my body, my choice" when literally everyone gave her the accurate information against that choice.
@jeffs1571
11 ай бұрын
@@scientia.veritas What a bizarre non-sequitur
@SophieBells-kk2yg
4 ай бұрын
Did anyone notice how Jasper was able to control Bellas mood about the party in the beginning of New Moon, even tho she's supposed to have a shield?
@iris7301
Ай бұрын
She cant shield herself from emotions since that’s a different part of the brain or so I’ve heard… she can only shield herself and others from pain.
@whynot5568
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact....the makers of twilight kept asking My Chemical Romance to write a song for the series but they kept refusing. They got fed up eventually and wrote a song that they said they can use called vampire money. It was a F U from the band.
@XisAlexandre
Жыл бұрын
Wait, what
@clava7851
Жыл бұрын
That is why I love my chemical romance. I also heard that twilight exists because Stephanie Meyer took inspiration from the aesthetic and songs of my chemical romance. And my chemical romance basically exists because of 9/11. So in conclusion: 9/11 -> my chemical romance -> twilight -> fifty shades of grey
@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
Жыл бұрын
THATS the story behind vampire money!?
@NothingIsWrongToday
Жыл бұрын
that is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
@morgangunning30
Жыл бұрын
@@clava7851not true actually! muse was the inspiration
@4WARNG_TRD
11 ай бұрын
Robert Pattinson said after these movies "When I first read the book it came across as one that should never have been published".
@soaringspirits2267
7 ай бұрын
Dying
@Curiousphy
Жыл бұрын
The birth scene was awful in theatres I went with my sister and the moment her back broke I fell to the floor and proceeded to stay there curled around my sisters legs 😭😂
@noranizaazmi6523
Жыл бұрын
I would too 😭😭
@evenstar04
Жыл бұрын
I laughed
@Literallylilly1
Жыл бұрын
Thats so real, I hid behind my mom's chair 🤔
@mr.duck1248
Жыл бұрын
I binged this series in a day with three of my friends and our main 2 takeaways were “stan Alice” and “HE IMPRINTED ON A BABY?????” Oh and my one friend wouldn’t stop going over the logistics about vampire sperm and the rest of us were just like “shut up” the whole time cause how he was thinking through it sounded so gross
@auliamate
Жыл бұрын
Nah nah we need to talk about the logistics of vampire sperm, this is important information the public needs to know
@erinwhipple4666
Жыл бұрын
I wanna know how THE FUCK the vampire sperm exits his penis and enters her cervix if he has no blood and therefore cannot achieve an erection. Plz explain if you are able
@nuclearseahorse
Жыл бұрын
I think the sperm are leech-like cuz vampires suck blood
@bextomoose
Жыл бұрын
He just like me fr 🙏
@ShadyStar24
Жыл бұрын
Stan Alice agreed
@dungeonsanddobbers2683
Жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about the Twilight movies is that _everyone_ who worked on them hated them, and were really only there for the paycheque. Which goes a long way to explaining why those films are the way they are.
@edwardwalsh2766
9 ай бұрын
I remember seeing a tweet once from Anna Kendrick where she was like "Oh my God I forgot I was in the Twilight movies" 🤣 It's like she tried to block it out
@tamaralevi6076
Жыл бұрын
It's important to remember that Twilights has a timeline in the books. . . of less than two years. Bella turns 18, gets married, gets pregnant dies, becomes a vampire, and preps new magic powers for a war in like 14 months
@Critic115
11 ай бұрын
THIS
@ahleenah
11 ай бұрын
They also mention how her pregnancy is super short compared to human ones (that’s why they have that whole “it’s Edward’s niece” thing because it would’ve been impossible to have that child if she was normal) and that Renesme ages like three or five times as fast as a normal human child. And that Charlie doesn’t buy the whole “it’s Edward’s niece” thing bc she has Bella’s eyes but can’t explain the existence of the child otherwise. So he’s just permanently confused about her fast aging, but after Jacob’s whole “strip turn wolf” demonstration, decided for himself to just not ask anymore questions.
@fedoramaster6035
6 ай бұрын
43:58 OMG I LEFT A COMMENT WHERE I WAS LIKE “dur dur what’s creepy about the imprint thing” I DIDNT KNOW THEY MADE JACOB DATING HER CANON OMG WHAT THE FUCK
@gentlechaos5911
3 ай бұрын
Yeah the "imprinting" or "fated mates" thing is a huge thing in romance novels so it was creepy right off the bat for me
@fedoramaster6035
3 ай бұрын
@@gentlechaos5911 I mean personally I think predestination stories are fine, if not a bit easy to mess up. But uh.. if your predestination involves an adult fucking a literal infant then maybe you should like… write a different book lol.
@itsgabibelle
Жыл бұрын
i have a copyright claim on my video that is clearly not the actual copyright holders thats causing blocking in some countries, so i've appealed it. hopefully this video doesn't get taken down even though it's fair use lol 😭 so if this video disappears you know why i hate this town (a twilight parody): kzitem.info/news/bejne/rn6kyX2LoaByoaw spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4CwdQu5i6JUvqk8HWXwfHW?si=ee9bab84075a4fe9
@ballstoyou33
Жыл бұрын
i just wont refresh my page loll
@fastandfurious3173
Жыл бұрын
If anything is fair use it's this, the amount of work you put into these is amazing.
@JerryBeansManOTK
Жыл бұрын
I like dordles 😮
@the.dirt.man.
Жыл бұрын
Ah shit my bad I pressed the wrong button and must’ve hit claim
@hoennfanboy
Жыл бұрын
I will be streaming i hate this town every day
@doodlethealien8889
Жыл бұрын
The scene where she goes into labor and is CUT OPEN traumatized me as a child. And thats why i dont want children
@elenabe4718
Жыл бұрын
Same. I wasn't sure before the I saw BD and I knew
@AmbassadorKat
Жыл бұрын
I never read it myself but if I remember correctly in the book they don’t have all the medical supplies and Edward actually chews the baby out of her womb
@ksad96
Жыл бұрын
@@AmbassadorKatIirc it's something like the womb became changed by the half vampire baby and tools no longer worked, breaking scalpels and stuff so there was only the choice of vampire fangs - which were previously established to be able to break through vampire skin. God I read this book as a coping mechanism as a kid and it shows so much tbh
@doodlethealien8889
Жыл бұрын
@@AmbassadorKat Jesus christ im so greatful I never read the books
@ksad96
Жыл бұрын
@@doodlethealien8889 I wish I hadn't if I'm being honest. Only good thing I got was becoming a fan of Paramore and being able to relate to people about how shitty Twilight is.
@hitbycars
Жыл бұрын
I read them as an 18 year old dude and just happened to read the series (and finish it) the weekend the 4th book came out (people on Gaia wouldn't shut up about it). By the end it was less a Vampire Romance story and more of a Vampire Superhero Infinity War situation where everyone just flexed their powers. Fuckin wild, idk why middle aged ladies came so hard to them.
@deerlyXO
Жыл бұрын
The power in this fucking comment
@chanandler-bong
Жыл бұрын
this comment unlocked a core memory, made me reactivate my gaia account and revisit messages from
@ryph3
Жыл бұрын
but people ride so hard for part 2
@11_224-w
Жыл бұрын
My mother rarely reads but she read the shit out of those books and bought all the movies and the secondhand embarrassment was real. 🙄
@Kuhnonthecob
Жыл бұрын
You brought up Gaia and now I’m pretty sure I’m able to get senior discounts
@Ketchupangel
9 ай бұрын
Gonna be singing “HOW COULD I CHOOSE BETWEEN GLITTER AND FUR??!!!” for the rest of MY LIFE!!
@NikkiBudders
6 ай бұрын
I hate that that line is actually kinda fire. If I was unaware of the twilight connection i'd probably put it on my nostalgia playlist lol
@nerfherder4284
5 ай бұрын
👍🏻 it was ironically awesome 👍🏻
@FijianSouljah1312
Жыл бұрын
Jasper : 👁👄👁
@jasperr1822
Жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@ivisitthezoo
Жыл бұрын
LMAO the eyes are staring into my mfkn soul!!
@ryph3
Жыл бұрын
💀
@_.-Skitterbug-._
Жыл бұрын
🟠👄🟠
@ZyahGilbert
Жыл бұрын
🧿👄🧿
@Mahh_Nery
Жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian I'd like to reassure y'all: there is, indeed, chess in Brazil! Bella could've just asked
@ThePuppetteMaster
11 ай бұрын
What?! Omg! Next you gonna tell me you got cards! 😱 xD
@insertnamehere_o.o
10 ай бұрын
@@ThePuppetteMasterI have a shocking reveal: We do have cards in Brazil.
@K-kandyRoseYT
10 ай бұрын
I read this as cheese 😞
@Mahh_Nery
10 ай бұрын
@@K-kandyRoseYT we have cheese too! The region of Minas Gerais is known for their cheese in the whole country, actually
@gachaloseruser
7 ай бұрын
32:46 CHARLIE LIKES FISHING HOW DARE YOU
@lisaspeakstabooakatruthbec3368
6 күн бұрын
I said fishing and your comment came up!!!
@Potterhead1111
22 сағат бұрын
I thought that too!!
@lilbubbles7282
Жыл бұрын
So Jacob went from being obsessed with Bella to her daughter. That's wierd.
@febfreeze831
Жыл бұрын
Bro fr went "if she leaves you for another, there is always her mother" but reverse
@jaimelourne371
Жыл бұрын
It's bc he imprinted on her egg
@petrify4814
Жыл бұрын
He's less obsessed with Bella and more infatuated with her, and I think it had a lot to do with her being the only girl he has really ever interacted with that wasn't a member of his tribe, and with Renesmee, obsession is an understatement, it's written like a literal compulsion to be near and care for her. I think the main problem is that Jacob was never meant to be a recurring character, and she had to figure out something to do with him when they solidified the marriage.
@TalpaTulpa
Жыл бұрын
The book also basically says he will eventually become her husband after being a father figure.
@picvegita
Жыл бұрын
"he probably bought it for 50 bucks in the 1500s, on ebay"..... That is comedy gold I actually laughed out loud at that wel, well done!
@aiyanaaris4160
Жыл бұрын
I got to that part right when I saw this 😂😂😂
@idontwantahandlethough
Жыл бұрын
It made me laugh out loud every time you said a line from the movie and I thought "oh, she's just paraphrasing what Bella said. No movie would have dialog like that, right?" and then Bella says the exact same thing verbatim 😂 "it's like a miracle or something"
@joaoafonso9452
7 ай бұрын
Why is the song at the end actually FIREEEEEEE
@mandyfigueiredo
Жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian who was a teenage girl when these movies were coming out, having the last movie filming here in Brasil was really A moment 😂 until very recently you could actually see the house they rented for the honeymoon, or rent the house yourself (I haven't been there in a while, I think you can still do that).
@BrunoFernandes-ty7mf
Жыл бұрын
Que massa.
@abelhapedras
Жыл бұрын
eu não sabia! sério? mds
@parkinholotado
Жыл бұрын
finalmente Brs que assistem a Gabi aparecendo nos comentários
@mandyfigueiredo
Жыл бұрын
@@abelhapedras simmm! Quando eu fui pra lá alguns anos atrás fiz um passeio de barco e eles levaram a gente até lá,pra poder ver a casa em que eles gravaram (não entramos nem nada,mas vimos a casa).
@mandyfigueiredo
Жыл бұрын
@@parkinholotado finalmente!!!! a gente sempre se acha kk
@theknightikins9397
7 ай бұрын
It’s amazing how the movie with the very obvious anti-abortion message has probably the single most horrifying birth scene I have seen in something that wasn’t an outright horror movie. I cannot imagine teenage girls when this came out thinking “yeah, I still want to have kids”.
@emohbrisnicki7648
7 ай бұрын
It's not anti-abortion, it's actually a pro-choice message. Her body her choice. She was being heavily coerced to abort. But she wanted to have the baby and she had final say.
@tinytron
6 ай бұрын
i genuinely think this movie is what made me so scared of pregnancy like the scene of her baby moving crazily around in her stomach is engraved in my brain
@OnlyTAS
4 ай бұрын
@@emohbrisnicki7648if you know the mormon undertones then no, it's very not pro-choice
@rkgrkg
4 ай бұрын
@@OnlyTAS That's what I think too. Maybe Meyer was trying to subvert or put her own spin on the 'pro-choice' thing, where often it's the woman that wants the abortion and her family/friends are against it. Here, Bella 'chooses' to keep the baby, despite their wishes. I don't know. Regardless, if it is, as I think, an anti-abortion message, she chose one of the most horrible, traumatising ways to convey that message. Like @tinytron says, if anything, it would terrify a young girl of even getting pregnant in the first place.
@Roguedonut123
4 ай бұрын
@@rkgrkg I don’t know why it would be considered Meyer putting her own spin on pro choice label though. Coercion is very common in abortion. There’s an organization I know of that helps hundreds of women every year who call in for help due to being coerced into abortion by family, friends, abusive partners, etc. Is pro-choice not women choosing to keep their babies also?
@mementomori1822
Жыл бұрын
The bit where she drinks blood out of a styrofoam cup for the baby LITERALLY had me dry heaving for the rest of the movie.
@srenee8112
8 ай бұрын
Pretend it's tomato soup 😅
@thatoddone321
3 ай бұрын
@@srenee8112STOP-
@Caitgreenham
4 ай бұрын
IMO Edward saying no to sex because of the physical issues Is the most responsible he has been as a love interest
@tonichan89
9 ай бұрын
Just here to remind everybody that they allow Jacob to put a promise-ring on Renesmee while she's still a child 💀
@nishajohn7847
7 ай бұрын
what?? i completely missed this??!
@AwesomeFinish
7 ай бұрын
@@nishajohn7847 Yeah, it's a failed attempt to make it about something it wasn't.
@jack-a-lopium
6 ай бұрын
LDS, amirite?
@edakanari4408
5 ай бұрын
OMG i forgot that!
@Wow_Mao_Lover911
5 ай бұрын
I am very mad about what they did to my boi Jakob. first they took his hair, then they made him a Furry and to add insult to injury they made him a Pedophile
@petrify4814
Жыл бұрын
So, like, in the books, there's a whole discussion about how Elliot and Rosalie got a house for a wedding present and basically destroyed the whole thing having sex during their honeymoon. She definitely did a lot more to describe just how intense vampire sex is and why it would be dangerous for a vampire and human to have sex. But she definitely mixed her metaphors by making the pre-vampire sex a parallel to premarital sex and then having them get married but the sex still basically kills her. XD
@AkiTheDenglishQueen
Жыл бұрын
I'm just wondering at this point... How does it go... up? They don't have a beating heart so do they just tell their wieners to do stuff and vamp wiener is like yup?
@beanone2
Жыл бұрын
@@AkiTheDenglishQueenthis... I have always been like... but he's dead... so how does his little vamp work? 😅🙈 let alone be able to impregnate her 😂
@sleepingdreams5844
Жыл бұрын
@@AkiTheDenglishQueenI mean isn't it more of a "blood going there when one's aroused, so it rises" thing, he has blood in his body, so it should work. And interestingly enough, I've heard that even if someone is dead he could still (technically) make someone pregnant as long as the process of decaying hasn't gone that far.
@AkiTheDenglishQueen
Жыл бұрын
@sleepingdreams5844 yeah but blood doesn't just "go", the heart moves blood, it doesn't move by itself. Also, are we really out here discussing the anatomy of how vampires can get boners like the 21st century is WILD 😂
@plumdutchess
Жыл бұрын
@@AkiTheDenglishQueen I've thought the same when watching Buffy and Angel. How?
@leahdresser2290
Жыл бұрын
"Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop. They know things. Like how to hunt somebody." Lol I can't
@enchanted_wildflower_
8 ай бұрын
"I also have a gun" lol
@alicedodobirb2808
8 ай бұрын
@@enchanted_wildflower_"with silver bullets" (Some stories say vampires are weak to silver I can't remember if twilight is one of em.)
@alicedodobirb2808
13 күн бұрын
@juliab3326 I actually already said how some stories change it in my last comment lol
@Balablaaa
7 ай бұрын
The movies came out when I was 10-14 and i never saw them but now thanks to your summary I’m relieved to know I didn’t miss anything meaningful. Great video essays tho! I’ve enjoyed your commentary. Also the Charlie swan bit was the best lmao
@bro.that.is.adorable.2633
Жыл бұрын
Bella is really screaming in pure unbridled agony and Alice is just looking at her like 😕
@jaimeerindy4573
Жыл бұрын
No genuinely I will NEVER understand how they went the whole series being like "we need to wait" because the whole thing is that it would KILL her... but then they just ignore because their married now!! I can't.
@BleedingLiar17
11 ай бұрын
Stephanie meyer is how sadly 😒 she wants to promote the whole Virgin bride agenda that Mormons obsess over.
@nahicorua
Жыл бұрын
39:40 "I was shocked at the huge balls Stephanie grew for this half of the movie" well, you should definitely thank the director of the film because apparently that scene isn't even a part of the books lmao
@ronnitschka
Жыл бұрын
I had to laugh so hard at that scene back then in the cinema, like for real the book ending is quite good in my opinion and this 'fight' scene was just so out of the genre the whole series plays in, the only good thing is that it was quite satisfying to see them all beeing killed 😂 and quite frustrating that it was just a vision, really would have liked it if it was just the real ending
@elthereall
Жыл бұрын
literally it doesn’t happen 😂 my mom and I read the books and saw it in theatres and literally screamed. No one was left un-shocked
@Shadowhunter420
Жыл бұрын
I also screamed lol
@it_stimefortea
Жыл бұрын
@ronnitschka when you think about it, it's mostly because Meyer can't write fight scenes. Out of all four books with multiple fights cannonically occurring, we only ever see one on page lol (I don't remember if it's any good, I skipped Eclipse on my recent reread)
@diandriasmith889
Жыл бұрын
It definitely didn't happen LMAO. The anticlimax of that book made me question my teenage life decisions. Having spent months reading the whole Twilight series AKA The Teen Angst Chronicles, I couldn't force myself to watch past the first movie. At least I got to hear Muse 🤷🏾♀️
@larissat4978
6 ай бұрын
Brazil mentioned! As a Brazilian I should tell you that your edit of the scene as a novela was pretty damn accurate, parabéns! Robert Pattinson's accent sounds like Portugal's Portuguese 😅
@nightcrysalin
Жыл бұрын
Jacob's character development is so weird when you consider the fact he's apparently Meyer's favourite character
@Princes_Luna
Жыл бұрын
NOOO THE GROOMERRR
@Melissa-sx9vh
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget that he is also named after her BROTHER! What kind of deranged person names the love interest of her book after her own brother??
@nightcrysalin
Жыл бұрын
@@Melissa-sx9vh I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
@Breexbloodlust
Жыл бұрын
@@Melissa-sx9vh omg gross really?
@Melissa-sx9vh
Жыл бұрын
@@Breexbloodlust yes! All of her siblings are characters in the saga but some have really prominent roles (Jacob, Seth) and some have kind of terrible characters/stories attached to them (Heidi, Emily, Paul)
@bridgetlynch2043
Жыл бұрын
Fun book fact: Edward and Bella only ever close-mouth kiss while she’s human because ALL of his fluids are venomous 😬
@abelhapedras
Жыл бұрын
ok I did NOT remember that... omg, for real??????
@ineedmyhoodie
Жыл бұрын
Wait.. so Edward essentially has hella STDS 😭..?
@MogamiKyoko13
Жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah! His "blood" is venom, his "saliva" is venom, his..."seed"...is venom. The shite authors will come up with, man smh. Vampires' fluids are all replaced by venom, wizards shat themselves and vanished the mess before indoor plumbing, etc.
@ParsureArts
Жыл бұрын
D:
@DeathnoteBB
Жыл бұрын
@@ineedmyhoodieNo he has hella venom… like a snake
@shaureen
Жыл бұрын
1) alice uses the ✨ vision ✨ for stonks, which is why they're rich 2) ravioli ages incredibly fast, i think the passing of seasons is how they're trying to communicate time? But it's done badly smh 3) this entire franchise could've been so good if it was from emmets POV, he's the only character who is purely enjoyable both in the movies and the books
@abelhapedras
Жыл бұрын
for real the Emmett thing... back when I was a teen there was this twilight fanfiction from his pov and it was so good it was SO funny i loved it so much
@MogamiKyoko13
Жыл бұрын
It took me a minute to get you were talking about Reneesme for a minute in no. 2 because I'm so used to "ravioli" being the term for Revali from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild lol My friends and I always called her Rumplestiltskin or Rasputin.
@GlennBRust
Жыл бұрын
That makes the vision of Jacob and Radish falling in love in the future Alice sees that much grosser because instead of it being that he was waiting until she turned 18 (already very bad but it's not like we didn't just watch Edward do exactly that) she's probably only like two years old by that point.
@Dreampopslaps1108
7 ай бұрын
The fact that you actually wrote a damn good song at the end of this video is what made me subscribe. My gf showed me these twilight videos and I laughed many times but the song was a true banger
@lucywoomy
11 ай бұрын
Never watched the movies, apparently I didn't miss much but I love how Charlie is just the normal dude whose daughter is constantly hanging around with weird guys that need therapy and she ends up pregnant and she dies?? Like at this point, his therapist is the one that recapped this entire thing in books lol
@hannahcoria.
8 ай бұрын
He doesn’t know she gets pregnant or dies and becomes a vampire lol. They told him that the baby was their niece who he adopted
@greencharisard1444
Жыл бұрын
Watching ppl experience (or re-experience) Twilight for the first time is always such a treat. Like there is not a single person that doesn't go trough the 5 stages of grief by the end of the last movie 😂
@betteonme_
Жыл бұрын
i know you were joking about the whole 'theater erupting in cheer' but as someone who did in fact end up with tickets to the midnight premier of breaking dawn part 1 i can confirm it was ear-deafening. my secondhand embarrassment made me almost leave the theater
@ValTheVillain
3 ай бұрын
the funniest thing to me is the squeaky ass voice of Taylor Lautner... that and the fact that i cant look at him without seeing sharkboy
@arianaluna7219
Жыл бұрын
I had a friend in HS who’s family was mormon and her dad dated Stephanie while at BYU. She wasn’t allowed to read twilight to say the least 💀 her dad is in the books too as someone Bella rejected lol
@thescarIetbitch
Жыл бұрын
wait who
@thescarIetbitch
Жыл бұрын
which guy was he in the books
@lottecooper4370
11 ай бұрын
Is it Tyler?
@noranizaazmi6523
10 ай бұрын
Good lord, steph is not beating the self-insert allegations 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
@thescarIetbitch
10 ай бұрын
@@noranizaazmi6523 she never was 😔😔😔
@elyalvarz
Жыл бұрын
Why Alice and Jasper left. So, as far as I remember (which is not much, I read the saga a decade ago lol) this has kind of a good explanation: 1. In the second book, New Moon, we learn that the Vulturi and specifically Aro want to add Alice and Edward to the evil team. Having someone who can predict the future AND someone who can read minds from afar would be awesome for the vampire government. If I recall correctly, Edward explains this to Bella. 2. Back to Breaking Dawn, Alice and Jasper escape to a) find another hybrid kid who can vouch for Rasputin, and b) get away from Edward so he doesn’t know the plan. But why, I hear you ask. Because Alice knows Aro will read Edward’s mind and he can’t know Alice is looking for another hybrid kid. Aaaand the reason Aro can’t even begin to question if Alice has a plan is because, being the weasel he is, he would try to deflect any evidence the good guys have to support their claim that Rasputin is harmless. So it’s safer if the other hybrid guy comes in as a surprise witness. Because then Aro won’t have a chance to null their truth. Because… 3. By disqualifying the other hybrid guy, Aro would have all the reasons and excuses to "go to war" and kill the Cullen clan. Except for Alice and Edward, of course, who would have the option to repent by serving the Vulturi. That’s why they went and sought a fight with the Cullens, not because they were following the law but because they wanted to add those two freaks to their army. Something like that. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
@swatisaini6447
Жыл бұрын
Beautifully explained
@Shadowhunter420
Жыл бұрын
Are you 🐀???
@walkingwith_dinosaurs
Жыл бұрын
Great Ted talk😊
@lanabanana9583
Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, Rasputin? 😂
@h077y
Жыл бұрын
“Rasputin” killed me 😂
@JustPhasingBy
Жыл бұрын
As a brazilian, I have to say you nailed the novela editing. Now I want to watch the whole saga like this 😂
@BrunoFernandes-ty7mf
Жыл бұрын
Porra seria bom demais HAHAHAHA
@abelhapedras
Жыл бұрын
eu assistiria 100% HAHAHAHAHA
@abelhapedras
Жыл бұрын
alguém da globo tem que conversar com a Stephenie sobre isso... caralho seria bom demais
@JustMeAri
Жыл бұрын
Kkkkkkkkkk gente, o que vocês acharam dele falando "para ali, por favor?" Eu tive que assistir duas vezes pra entender o que ele tava falando kkkkkk
@BrunoFernandes-ty7mf
Жыл бұрын
@@JustMeAri pior que eu achei beeem de boa. Pra um gringo safado ele se esforçou bem na minha opinião.
@l1lium
6 ай бұрын
10:00 I really think that Bella has to have some kind of kink for rougher play. WHERE IS COMMUNICATION BROS Also I bursted laughing at the start when Jacob just took his shirt off for no reason xD
@oddlem
Жыл бұрын
it's kinda nuts looking back how this basically just turns into a body horror movie
@goose_suit666
Жыл бұрын
It's insane They're horny or they're serving gore
@kuroneko334
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me when we use to wear onions on our belts...
@ImmaPandaRawr
Жыл бұрын
Jane throwing the child into the fire is way funnier than it should be 😂
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