"Will you submit to hypnotic regression to your past life in ancient Egypt? Yes/No" is without a doubt the wildest pop up window I've ever been or will be presented with. I really wanna know what happens if you click no
@brainwater
6 ай бұрын
I must know what happens if you click "no"!
@StillCisTho42
6 ай бұрын
Can't believe Assasins creed copied this game 😢
@chriswest6988
6 ай бұрын
I assume the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
@chasingmemories1266
6 ай бұрын
@@chriswest6988 so what youre telling me is morpheus used to be a white dude with crazy hair? thats even wackier than aliens
@Meritania
6 ай бұрын
@@chriswest6988The game turns into the Stanley Parable, got ya.
@Faction.Paradox
6 ай бұрын
But how could the primitive peoples of 2024 ever create an Ancient Aliens game? Could the game have an otherworldly origin? Ancient Astronaut theorists say.... yes
@fr1zl
4 ай бұрын
Makes sense. 😂
@ericsmith1508
3 ай бұрын
DRINK!
@Thatonepersonyouheard
3 ай бұрын
LMAO 🤣 😂
@marsguyphil
2 ай бұрын
Congratulations, you win the Internet for today.
@karlarao8736
Ай бұрын
hehe
@Bargadiel
6 ай бұрын
If the aliens came to us because their planet is in crisis from a cataclysmic event, does that mean their own planet has aliens that cause THEIR events?
@anitaaranceta780
6 ай бұрын
Now that's a real question
@southparkfirefly
6 ай бұрын
Of course. It's ALWAYS Aliens.
@NunoVippan
6 ай бұрын
We can't know for sure, but what if it were true? I don't see any evidence disputing that claim, so that makes it fairly likely. We definitely have something that we can't exclude as a strong possibility 👌
@CineSoar
6 ай бұрын
That whole "Work for us, and we'll help you defend against a cataclysm on your planet" had a real "Nice place you got here... It would be a shame, if something happened to it." vibe.
@bruce-le-smith
6 ай бұрын
duh
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
6 ай бұрын
The explanation for why humans value Gold: "ooh, shiny rock! Oh, it rare..."
@RonParker
6 ай бұрын
Also, it's really easy to work and it doesn't tarnish like basically every other metal.
@generalcodsworth4417
6 ай бұрын
@@RonParkeryup. It's pretty, it stays pretty, it's rare so FOMO kicks in, and it can be made into lots of pretty shapes. There's no way we wouldn't end up loving gold
@saraschu2735
6 ай бұрын
It's also easy to heat up and mold / melt into new shapes which makes it useful for artistic expression and displays of wealth!
@heavenly2k
6 ай бұрын
Literally.
@layladavis02
6 ай бұрын
The show acting like the only logical way humans would want gold is because aliens is so funny. Definitely not because it doesn’t rust/tarnish and is extremely malleable and can be formed and used for electronics, tools, and even weapons. Of course jewelry just because pretty color that’s easy to shape into pretty shape (but also great for people with allergies like me) almost like it’s a very easy to use metal. But nooo aliens make us think rock is pretty
@Raphe9000
6 ай бұрын
Why the hell would aliens come here for gold when there's literally an asteroid belt nearby full of it?
@dingostarr
6 ай бұрын
No harvest slaves on asteroids, duh!
@envis10n12
6 ай бұрын
That's the point lol
@jonathanschubert9052
5 ай бұрын
Watch the documentary Battlefield Earth.
@DrFranklynAnderson
5 ай бұрын
Yup. A lot of ancient astronaut theory hinges on dated, now-disproved science. Like Sitchen’s theory that Earth was the best source for gold, or the original Chariot of the Gods’s speculation that Egypt’s mummification was preparing a person for scientific resurrection similar to cryogenic preservation. We now know any hope of bringing a person back like that would involve stopping the brain damage that happens within minutes of death-and literally the first step of Egyptian mummification was scrambling and removing the brain through the nose.
@brenton2561
5 ай бұрын
@@jonathanschubert9052 lol, documentary!
@shiny_cheyenne
6 ай бұрын
Jarvis Johnson loved that Goooooold callout
@liamhello6278
6 ай бұрын
Can't believe this is where I learned that he based that off something
@hotasice6475
6 ай бұрын
@@liamhello6278lol same
@LeandroWalicek
6 ай бұрын
The sheer epiphany I felt when I heard that soundbite
@drewgoin8849
6 ай бұрын
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@justyourunaveragerandom2725
6 ай бұрын
I heard the gold callout and had a physical reaction to it 😭 like "?!?! Jarvis?!!"
@DKF_oli
6 ай бұрын
Plausible deniability as a currency is genius game writing lol
@Nodiee1
6 ай бұрын
Legitimately actually a great idea for a mechanic that should be in a better game.
@Midala87
5 ай бұрын
Now we need a sequel that ties into the Stargate universe.@@Nodiee1
@Tareltonlives
5 ай бұрын
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that
@anthonybello740
6 ай бұрын
I remember playing this game on mobile. When the hair guy invited me to regression therapy to reveal a past life in which aliens manipulate humanity, I started to feel like Ancient Aliens is basically Scientology except without a good guy or a bad guy
@kiwi_arms
6 ай бұрын
fool that you are, the hair guy IS the good guy
@maikamikaela3144
6 ай бұрын
Don't worry! If you dig deeper into alien conspiracies you'll discover that many of them do in fact believe that there are good guy aliens and bad guy aliens. The bad guy aliens tend to be the reptilians or the insectoids while the good guy aliens..... Well..... They're often referred to as "the tall whites" or sometimes even "the Scandinavians"........ Yeah, it's exactly as racist as it sounds lmao
@Mockthenerd
5 ай бұрын
I mean their creators are both writers who just made shit up.
@cargo_vroom9729
5 ай бұрын
You just blew my mind. It absolutely is.
@glarnboudin4462
5 ай бұрын
It is. Both plagiarized from the same racist bullshit text, the same text the Nazis took from. It’s nothing but trying to gaslight people into submission; that we’re only of worth when we’re scrabbling at the feet of tyrants.
@weavery4292
6 ай бұрын
"Plausible Deniability" as a resource is pretty neat tbh. It reminds me of how in Cultist Simulator you have to find ways to avoid/get rid of Suspicion or you'll attract unwanted attention. It's a intriguing concept, & definitely not something I expected from this game.
@-piras
6 ай бұрын
Me finding out the gooooold audio isnt just something Jarvis did for his gold channel
@aquamarinevoice
6 ай бұрын
SAME
@SyntheticsV2
6 ай бұрын
Check out the Austin Powers movies. That line is from the third one; Goldmember
@manuelaguima
5 ай бұрын
@@SyntheticsV2 featuring beyoncé and Britney spears 🥰🥰
@rhodrage
5 ай бұрын
Oh man, is this how old I am
@UnwrittenSpade
5 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s Austin powers
@GenderFluidDragonKing
6 ай бұрын
What I think is so funny about the plot of this game is that why wouldn't they just harvest materials from the asteroid belt
@averywhat
6 ай бұрын
They can’t afford to since they don’t have probe-currency there
@GenderFluidDragonKing
6 ай бұрын
@@averywhat 😆
@NotClover
6 ай бұрын
this video taught me where the "gooooooooooooooooooold!" soundbyte comes from in the intro to any jarvis johnson gold video. thank you gabi balls.
@WatashiMachineFullCycle
6 ай бұрын
Sidenote, the way people see the goldfinger reference and immediately interpret it as a Jarvis reference instead is absolutely iconic. Legendary. Jarvis supremacy
@irighterotica
5 ай бұрын
I, too, thought this was pretty amusing.
@goldenfiberwheat238
5 ай бұрын
Tf is jarvis
@FeiFongWang
5 ай бұрын
Isn't that Ironman's AI? Tf does that have to do with Austin Powers?
@TheGoIsWin21
6 ай бұрын
That "it's on sale now? What the FUCK" was so damned relatable. Why yes, I do have 800 games in my steam library, why do you ask?
@jmonkey440
6 ай бұрын
It's less about the journey itself, and more about the Plausible Deniability credits spent along the way.
@KevinEleven213
6 ай бұрын
The Jarvis Johnson Gooooooold. Is amazing. Also isn’t there a crap tone of gold in asteroids and stuff? Why would aliens come to earth where it’s rarer?
@raeganj6744
6 ай бұрын
If I remember the lore correctly, it’s that gold is even rarer on their planet
@crabinjustice
6 ай бұрын
The Goooold thing is from Austin Powers: Goldmember.
@KevinEleven213
6 ай бұрын
@@crabinjustice Oh yeah. You right
@Subhumanslug
5 ай бұрын
If they're advances enough for faster than light travel, they have the technology to synthesize gold.
@FeiFongWang
5 ай бұрын
Who tf is Jarvis Johnson, it's from Austin Powers children
@justynababinska9534
6 ай бұрын
dude that picture of you playing games is so GOOD you DO look so serious
@thebeesknies
6 ай бұрын
0:14 damn she is DIALED IN. Not messing around 😂
@Minty1337
6 ай бұрын
11:40 "who am i"... *continues mindless clicking* ah yes, modern gaming
@bruce-le-smith
6 ай бұрын
it was a good moment, very zoolander
@Heropsychodream
6 ай бұрын
My jaw dropped when you read the description that they had to dig through the game files just to see the end. 10/10 sleuthing, fantastic work!
@Sugar735
6 ай бұрын
My husband and i were OBSESSED when this game came out. The only thing that sucks was it just....stops. The end. Otherwise its such a bizarre and wild ride 10/10 would absolutely recommend
@ll7868
6 ай бұрын
Aliens wouldn't come to Earth to mine gold, it's one of the easiest elements to find in the universe, an average sun like ours has 2.5 trillion tons of liquid gold in a layer beneath it's surface, the Oort Cloud has even more than that in the ice & rocks of it's billions of asteroids. Coming to Earth to mine gold would be like a child going out of their way to pick up a dirty sucker covered in dirt and cat hair off the ground while they're in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
@layladavis02
6 ай бұрын
Yeah yeah but how many suns have free slaves on it 🤨 exactlyyyy
@Rocketboy1313
6 ай бұрын
I feel that a Chariots of the Gods strategy game would be neat. And yeah, the Plausible Deniability is an excellent idea for a mechanic, it could be a resource in so many urban fantasy settings.
@strawberrywheels
6 ай бұрын
i cant get over the fact that they made a game with cheaper mechanics than those games that are sometimes on the lil screens on airplanes
@MidAF444
6 ай бұрын
no way I just found out where Jarvis' intro to the GOLD channel come from 😭
@brainydiode
Ай бұрын
I was at a tabletop gaming convention a couple months ago and one of the games I wanted to try but never got the chance to was a 4X game called Anunnaki: Dawn of the Gods. The premise was that each player played as a different faction of aliens visiting Earth in early history, being worshiped as gods by the natives, and trying to conquer Atlantis. I thought the premise sounded delightfully goofy but it also looked like it took itself pretty seriously as a 4X game, so I hope I get the chance to play it someday.
@powergannon
5 ай бұрын
Discovering this was originally a mobile game is extra funny to me because I’ve seen physical copies of it at a Walmart or Target or something. They made a PHYSICAL release for this game.
@gabrielesh7916
6 ай бұрын
I once came up with this whole ass theory where our ancient ancestors were the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs. But there was a problem with the cryogenic pods we were in, so we didn't know who we were, where we were, or what this crazy thing we were in was. Eventually, they got out of the ship and were brutalized by apes creating homeosapiens. That's why we can't find the "missing link". I wish I could shill and get my own History Channel show... lol
@boredsherbet
6 ай бұрын
damn. congrats to gabi, i didn't even notice the sub count going up... i remember when it was 20K, 1M is actually in sight-- holy crap. thanks for the great videos-- you're prolly one of my favorite commentary channels (it's between you and jarvis)
@bruce-le-smith
6 ай бұрын
it's all thanks to gabi's mom reminding people to subscribe
@TnT_F0X
3 ай бұрын
Imagine if this is how we tested Science. You're a grad student in the audience, some Meme points at you and BAM you're the first time traveler in human history.
@xkumanekox
6 ай бұрын
Glad to see Gabi is still on that Ancient Aliens grind. Also, since we're on the discussion about the History Channel, I really hope Gabi would also cover Storage Wars after this. That show is lowkey pretty unhinged at times.
@AllDayBikes
4 ай бұрын
4:36 the way this guy says "purpose" lmao
@TheIsoMetricSounds
6 ай бұрын
When do we get the hot chip video
@TnT_F0X
3 ай бұрын
6:00 The way Ancient Astronaut theorists feel about the Ancient people seems awfully familiar to how politicians view their -peasants- constituents.
@arcarchivist2638
6 ай бұрын
0/10: no Canadian Laser Bears, no meteor chickens, no Fork Boy, no Bella, no hippos that WUV WOO. (and thank you for reminding to play the new AoM)
@opheliapurple
3 ай бұрын
Not that anyone needs to be dissuaded from "we like gold because of aliens" but it's really shiny and really soft- so its perfect for making jewelry and statues and stuff like that. Some cultures valued it as more than building materials and some didn't.
@LordBigSlime
6 ай бұрын
5:00 I'm probably reading too much into it and giving the game more credit than it deserves, but this is actually super cool if done on purpose. The way the hands are position makes it look like, from our point of view, our hands are the same as the alien's hands. I just think that's neat.
@joshuapalmer8760
6 ай бұрын
I have a theory that the ancient alians crew are just the stargate-sg1 flavour of the harry potter millenials
@esmeraldagreengate4354
2 ай бұрын
As a Stargate fan, you may be right 😁
@Joe90h
6 ай бұрын
Because of ad placement, I just had the Ancient alien spiel at 6:47 interrupted like so: "Did ancient aliens really help to shape our history? **Here's how much wet cat food I was buying...**"
@tysonk-t2130
6 ай бұрын
I love the classic Melee trance. Brings back memories of me and my old friends all tranced out, never blinking, can’t miss a single frame. Keep up the good work Gabi!
@Ndf.lifestyle
6 ай бұрын
Hi guys
@katharineeavan9705
6 ай бұрын
I started to recognise pieces of this game as you went through and am now convinced I've played a little of it, but I have absolutely no recognition or memory of the introduction. It's so weird. Guess the aliens really did wipe my memory
@fictthecreator7083
2 ай бұрын
9:29 Oh oh! I know what’s going on there! Just to get terminology out of the way, when you have an image representing a character in a game, that’s a sprite. When you want to make an idle animation for a sprite, you really only need a few frames of animation (especially if you’re using keyframe animation, like they seem to be doing here). You need the starting pose, the ending pose, and a few transition frames. The thing is, idle animations loop. If you leave it at that, when the animation loops, the sprite will appear to “snap back” to its starting pose. What you actually need to do is copy the transition frames and play them backwards, so that the final frame before the loop is either the identical to the first frame, or it’s identical to the second frame. That way, when the animation loops, the transition is seamless. There’s a couple ways to do this, but the most straightforward would probably be copying and arranging the frames in a your animation software (or the game engine’s onboard animation software, if it has it) then loading the completed animation into your game. This…isn’t terribly hard to do. Maybe a bit time consuming if you have a lot of sprites (or at least a lot of instances of a sprite) but like. You already made the animation. You just need to cope/paste, basically. The fact that they didn’t do this kinda blows my mind more than any of the other insanity happening here
@hackshackers3513
6 ай бұрын
now i finally know where the "GOOOOOLD" on jarvis johnson gold comes from i mean at least partially
@thatweirdanimalcrossingchick
6 ай бұрын
It's from the movie Austin Powers Goldmember and it's fucking hilarious
@emmersaucedo5469
6 ай бұрын
i swear that the day you hit 500k i was watching a video and i saw it change. i was so hyped for you. You're hilarious.
@HeisenbergFam
6 ай бұрын
Gabi is the only person who goes from talking about Tiktokification of emo music to alien game
@cinnamonroll96
6 ай бұрын
not the annunaki, i will never forget when i played the nancy drew game where she was helping out on an excursion in Egypt, and I was flabbergasted when Sonny Joons notes were all about aliens even in this place xD a wild trip and even wilder to realize that this actually something ppl theorize over ^^
@AlineInGreen
6 ай бұрын
You come off a very genuine person! Keep up the good work! 💕
@AllDayBikes
4 ай бұрын
6:38 I looked back at my tv hopping he would be there when you said gold lmfaooo perfect
@sproutycat
6 ай бұрын
excited for that hot chip video, i love consuming misinformation
@jamesmcgrath1731
Ай бұрын
3:19 I lost it when he said gold. Legendary
@gracemcgowan8281
6 ай бұрын
was just thinking about how i needed more ancient aliens content from you!!
@paulbarnes8732
5 ай бұрын
I'm sure hearing the Melee Character Select Screen menu music was nostalgic for many people but as someone who listens to it randomly at least once or twice a month it was more of a surprise to hear it here instead of a nostalgic thing
@FijianSouljah1312
6 ай бұрын
Gabo do the thug shake
@MelodyTCG
5 ай бұрын
This feels like the type of game youd find on pbs kids' website in the late 2000s-early 2010s
@ndnerd1781
5 ай бұрын
Using the AoM soundtrack for your videos is such a big-brain move, much respect
@Starscreamious
6 ай бұрын
8:00 You monster! No one else in the village is going to believe that poor guy.
@alexhajnal107
6 ай бұрын
06:00 _"taught ... the basic tenants of construction"_ *tenets* not tenants. Even the "right" word is a poor choice though.
@Insertia_Nameia
5 ай бұрын
"We're genetically programed to love gold." Whelp. I must be broken. I don't like gold, save for its one metal I know I won't have an allergic reaction to if it's used for peircings.
@aven7580
6 ай бұрын
Jarvis Johnson 7:14
@agoniavr
6 ай бұрын
00:12 that pink battle dress is giving me fellow Kirby main vibes
@kokepasu4583
6 ай бұрын
There's actually a movie called "Cleopatra" from the 70s with a similar premise.. they go back in time to ancient Egypt to try and figure out their alien enemy's plan
@azurdlywisterious
5 ай бұрын
wait i think i know which movie ur talking about. the animated one that saberspark reviewed a while back?
@mobiusscholkowfsky5412
5 ай бұрын
if you like the idea of gaining and spending plausible deniability, there's a steam game called "the life and suffering of sir brante". historical fantasy where willpower is the currency spent in order to advance the story in some areas.
@kuyatalong9423
5 ай бұрын
I remember what my professor said "there's no What Ifs and presuppositions in History". Hearing Ancient Aliens show keep on saying "what if", that's definitely not a History show. It's a speculation show!
@iforgotmyname5610
6 ай бұрын
Balls
@vladimirsthk3130
5 ай бұрын
There’s something I just love in that’s it’s unapologetically turning into a Gordon Ramsey and Ancient Aliens channel that’s lovingly trolling them, and I’m all here for it.
@sadhydra
9 күн бұрын
I do think Age Of Mythology with a sci-fi twist does honestly sound like an awesome game. If it were more tastefully done than this of course.
@AlanW
5 ай бұрын
Aliens: Nice plant you have there, would be a shame if something were to happen to it because you wouldn't help us.
@allinson42069
6 ай бұрын
For the past 5 days, I've had Gabi's 3 Ancient Aliens videos playing on repeat while I work on software! Now, a fourth for my playlist! Coincidence? Aliens?
@PeterCleff
4 ай бұрын
AGE OF MYTHOLOGY!!!! You've gained a fan for life for spreading the love for that game!
@jeltje50
5 ай бұрын
Gabi officially is my favourite youtuber after acknowledging aom. I heard the music before. But still respect for the mention.
@jamespaden8140
5 ай бұрын
I'm older and quoting books studied long ago, so there is no LINK and titles are long forgotten. But, there was a tribe in the 'way back' whose golden skinned gods visited them, that is why there are so many gold face masks. Anyway, the metal became prized to them for that fact alone. The custom spread, perhaps, "If they will kill for it, we will kill for it." Hoarding gold is really an act of worship to those 'way back' gods. It can all be traced back, though it is tedious and sketchy. But I was using books and libraries, so . . .,
@phobosketch
6 ай бұрын
the age of mythology soundtrack slaps, one time i played it so much that i spent a week with Flavor Cats stuck in my head non stop
@AWholeBeew
4 ай бұрын
So, we're supposed to believe that the reason we love gold is because the aliens taught us to value it and not because it's easily shaped, has an unusually pretty color and is really, really shiny? Right...
@MarkFranklin-l3p
28 күн бұрын
“Filling up villagers with more DNA to make them better” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vincepelmeni2394
6 ай бұрын
isn’t the plotline how humas became to value gold so u go back to the time where humans began to value gold… but the pharao is already wearing gold?
@Leyhunter
2 ай бұрын
"Why did we assign value to gold" because it's shiny. I'm like 90% sure it's just because it's shiny and that was cool to ancient brains
@rkahaog2
5 ай бұрын
There's only so much history that the history Channel can make shows about before they start making fanfic shows
@trickvro
6 ай бұрын
That evolution mechanic that gets you a minotaur is giving some serious Sorry to Bother You vibes.
@nicholasvardakis9119
6 ай бұрын
This brings me back to when it came out. Thats sound of collecting dna is burned in and plays during my sleep paralysis
@fullauto86
5 ай бұрын
Lololol that picture of lil gabi going hard with the 1000 yard gaming stare, much like a normal 1000 yard stare but for gaming.
@Pliskina22
6 ай бұрын
Shout out to your mom for supporting you~ (She honestly sounds really cool!)
@qualityserviceexperts9996
5 ай бұрын
Georgio is like God. He knows everything but also, "Adam, where are you?"🤣
@TheQueenOfSheba
6 ай бұрын
This feels like a game you get on a compact disk for your computer from 1999…
@aleaf01
2 ай бұрын
The plausible deniabiltiy thing is such a cool mechanic. If only this game was more like Civ or Tropico those sorts of city builder with mkre story it could've been good
@TheCaptnHammer
5 ай бұрын
The History Channel. “Where the truth and science are…history”.
@nateburket4344
5 ай бұрын
her saying "WHO AM I?" and then the pause and then the clicking sound effects
@ryancarlucci9107
5 ай бұрын
Age of Mythology has one of the best game soundtracks ever and is so underrated! Love the shoutout Gabi.
@i.serve.c_nt
6 ай бұрын
17:01 that sound effect scared me so bad i STILL looked at my door AFTER I KNEW IT WAS FAKE😓
@chumichumi8
3 ай бұрын
I see a lot of Pharaoh in this too. Had to pause few times to see if the some of the sprites were straight out stolen from it.
@eriathdien
5 ай бұрын
For a game from the people promoting the idea that Aliens built the pyramids, it's weird they show humans slowly hauling boulders layer by layer to build them.
@ladyt4219
6 ай бұрын
Please do a video about celebrities failing at doing mundane everyday tasks
@azoz5542
6 ай бұрын
Free to play games getting a paid release will never go smoothly, Apple has a game subscription service (like Xbox game pass for iPhones) where the apps in it have no ads nor in app purchases, and they tried putting games that were built with in-app purchases in mind on the service, like Bloons TD6 for example, they ended up making all game rewards x1.5 to compensate for the loss of in app purchase, but it just feels so wrong, don’t get me wrong I hate in-app purchases but Bloons TD6 was made around the idea that the player will eventually buy in game items, and this is just butchering the original game designers work
@dianacarbonate
Ай бұрын
I've been watching these all day and didn't realize i wasn't subscribed until your mom reminded me! That's so cute!!
@BrentMorris
6 ай бұрын
You go back and try to relive a past life to find information about our connection with an advanced civilization… it’s assassin’s creed
@butterflystampede1945
5 ай бұрын
" It's about the Journey and not the destination." Worms think otherwise of you😂
@ivanpetrov5255
5 ай бұрын
I have a vague memory of playing a mobile Ancient Aliens game, years ago. It was boring. Deleted it fairly quick.
@bruce-le-smith
6 ай бұрын
this is my new faourite video, i feel like all of gabi's videos have been like a training regime leading up to this perfection. the combo of video game and pop culture review with the specific subject of ancient aliens couldn't be more perfect
@UnkownWonders
5 ай бұрын
The real reason why human valued gold and still value gems is because our crow brains love shiny objects and what else is more shiny than gold and gems? Exactly, but also crystals too
@oliviabennett2923
Ай бұрын
I think they took dialogue spoken by the narrator and put georgio’s voice on top of it and blended it with AI. The inflection is so similar to the narrator. I only know this bc of my dad. He watches this show
@liaploumbis7882
6 ай бұрын
Umbreon location: on the couch behind Gabi. Even if umbreon hides those ears are unmistakable
Пікірлер: 1,2 М.