I had an elementary school friend whose Mom invited me to dinner one time. Apparently, my friend would fill up on soda before & during her dinner & then wouldn't eat half of her food so her Mom didn't pour drinks until the dinner was completely eaten. At my house, we only had water or milk to drink with meals, no soda, at all. I got used to drinking water in between bites of food to help swallow my Mother's terrible-tasting food- lol. So there I sat at a table without any drinks. I asked for water & was told "No". I replied, "I can't eat without having a drink along with my food." Her Mom said, "No" again. I replied, "Then, in that case, not meaning to be rude, I will go home & have dinner at my house instead." Her Mom then said, "Do you promise you'll eat all your food if I give you water?" I promised. She poured me a glass of water but my friend still didn't get anything to drink. When she came to clear the table, I pointed to both my plate & the glass; both were empty. I never ate at her house again.
@yandoc8885
Жыл бұрын
What am i supposed to do with you poop ? Got me dying🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂
@qualitydirtmoving
Жыл бұрын
Lol me2😂😂😂
@milaya5001
Жыл бұрын
Not me :l
@Tagzz22
Жыл бұрын
@@milaya5001 WE DO NOT CARE
@codingkader68
11 ай бұрын
How does he accidentally take a 💩 in the bathroom 😂😂😂
@Tagzz22
8 ай бұрын
@@RobloxGamerGirI you
@SpaceDonkeysIsSigma
Жыл бұрын
Dude I just absoulutly love ur videos and I cant express to u how much joy u bring to me. Keep up the good work dude!!
@ElliotSimms
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much that means the world to me!
@Person_that_existsE3
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@LilT1mmy736
Жыл бұрын
@@ElliotSimms Your Channel is booming. I have been watching you for a while and your content still entertains me!
@Kiki_68419
Жыл бұрын
AGREED
@Keroppi_Moons
Жыл бұрын
agree
@JoesCuppaT
Жыл бұрын
🚨 business ran in school 🚨. So, one time I did a business where I would draw people as Simpsons and cartoons, I charged 50p(70c) for the basic option £1 ($1.24) for a more advanced option, and £1.50 ($1.86) for the super advanced option. I had a pice of paper with the options on it and I had to take a picture of the kids. The next day I would come in with a qr code on my phone that kids scanned and then gave me the money. Business was fricking boomin. But people lost interest by a couple weeks and I shut it down. In total I made £14.50 ($18.3). And the best part is that I invested no money into it and got 100% profit
@stickfights
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for the high quality posts we appreciate it
@GamingIzFun
Жыл бұрын
I love ur videos there so funny and I can relate to some of them 😂
@GamingIzFun
Жыл бұрын
How do u fake cry all the time (Easter egg)
@footballcardlover109
2 ай бұрын
I could listen to this guy tell stories all day
@Kyungo_
Жыл бұрын
Let's not talk about the one that a middle schooler burnt down the woods and a poor raccoon didn't make it
@Spokes10
10 ай бұрын
R.i.P raccoon 🕊️
@BobateaBish
8 ай бұрын
Rip🕊poor trash panda imagine dieing like that!?
@sevenglorywhatsyourstory
3 ай бұрын
Rest in peace, if the boys are you, there was a raccoon in the fire. Why would you set a fire you know? Somethings in their stupid stupid stupid stupid
@Me181
Жыл бұрын
Love your videos! Thank you!!
@JBLIVE12
Жыл бұрын
Never disappoint bro
@GamerSyke
Жыл бұрын
My family and I are Christians and we don’t act like that. Still funny tho 😂
@ImMadeOfMetal8266
Жыл бұрын
I Agree.
@ImAPersonHehehehaw
Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@StormtrooperDoge
11 ай бұрын
Same
@Munchkin_12
8 ай бұрын
ya same
@norahnorton4904
10 ай бұрын
0:00 The Church House 0:53 The Poop In The Bathtub 1:48 The Forest Fire 2:27 The Most Disgusting Towel Ever 2:57 This Kid Could NOT Eat Dinner! 3:42 The Case Of The Pre-Poured Cups 4:10 Elevator Practice 4:58 Dad Yells At Kid For Pooping?!?!
@PLC_Mapping
Жыл бұрын
The girl on the thumbnail really said "🤓"
@congeetvroom2925
6 ай бұрын
Fr🗿
@DougHailey
6 ай бұрын
imagine not being able to go to ur friends house bc u had to take a shit LMAO
@danielesavin820
Жыл бұрын
Eliot i love your videos
@dominikf.1012
8 ай бұрын
The idea with 12 glasses with water is not even that dumb
@Callmemrchip.
8 ай бұрын
I like the idea of the prefiled water
@Biologyman63
Жыл бұрын
I know most of these stories are made up but I still enjoy the content. Great job!
@ayaan3441
Жыл бұрын
How Do You Make Tears In Your Videos ?
@RealMcSpoon
11 ай бұрын
I swear you're one of the only good short KZitemrs
@Poopydiaper.com124
5 ай бұрын
Throw poop in toilet ❌ Throw poop in the hole in the wall✅
@dragonslayerdragonslayer
Жыл бұрын
If I was the kid who watched his friend and family eat I would've ordered something from McDonald's and wait for it outside and eat that
@RasmusGuineaPig
Жыл бұрын
If I was him, the dad would have my chair in his face by now
@Rebootedaleksa
Жыл бұрын
Ur vids are cool
@kwakking
7 ай бұрын
The poop guy could have threw the poop in the toilet since he was in the bathroom anyway, but now it seems cool having that poop as a historical monument
@ChrysalisSib
11 ай бұрын
Them: you know the rules Me; and so do I say goodbye!
@Cadengaming83
11 ай бұрын
The water story I so agree that’s practical I should try this
@DingusDoge
Жыл бұрын
"Oh poop What am i gonna do with you?"
@user-we8vw4qg1u
8 ай бұрын
Mr Stevens just let the poor boy eat
@DaWutSkeleton
8 ай бұрын
Rip the racoon😔
@ginakavanagh2877
Жыл бұрын
I have a story that happened recently When I was in 5th grade there was a school play. I loved acting so I joined but one day at rehearsal 3 girls decided that they would play volleyball in the back room and they broke one of the props. They went to go get stage crew and one of the actors. At the end of rehearsal they told the director and those girls were cut from the play. Leaving me lead candy kid/cook/squirrel.
@yixowo
11 ай бұрын
Oof
@baller865
6 күн бұрын
bro needed to flush the poop
@Initialo
11 ай бұрын
"what am i gonna do with you poop" -ElliotSimms
@NadaGirlFromMars
8 ай бұрын
R.i.p raccoon
@videocanalef5637
5 ай бұрын
RIP raccoon...
@THEBATTTT123
8 ай бұрын
Yeah, probably everyone except the poop kid and the elevator dad got sued
@Gamerboy_grxntfam
Жыл бұрын
I’m a big fan
@vaguedestruction
10 ай бұрын
As a Christian, that first Mom is very abusive
@Gamerboy_grxntfam
Жыл бұрын
I agree
@gmodrealism
Ай бұрын
1:11 this could be the house i'm in right now
@CamTube520
8 ай бұрын
How does he always cry on demand? Does he weigh in on something? Sad happens😂😂
@maschmidt81
7 ай бұрын
Rip racoon.
@STARSTRUCKTONIGHT
Жыл бұрын
People who come as fast as they can just to say they're first
@PythonTheOrbwing
7 ай бұрын
Wait did he scoop up the 💩 with his *bare hands?* Also legends say the 💩 is still there to this day
@woundedknee187
Жыл бұрын
Hey Elliot first I got to start off by saying I really enjoy your Channel but the other day something happened it's kind of your fault but I had started laughing because this song came on and took me back to my junior high days and every day on the way back from school would be on school bus and we had this lady bus driver and for some reason she wouldn't let us put the windows down even on a hot day but there was one student that we had till this day I still remember his name but he started it off and then the whole bus started singing we all live in a yellow submarine... yeah we got in trouble for it now that I think about it I can't stop laughing now
@matthewhernandezvasquezism
Жыл бұрын
I have a story to tell u to use for a school story, one time in Physics Education or PE we were doing stations and my friend Fernando said if he could use the bathroom, the gyn teacher said no so a couple of minutes pass by and he pees his pants, he is sent home. But the gym teacher did not get in trouble
@masterdamusic991
Жыл бұрын
How do make the crying look so realistic
@Phentic
7 ай бұрын
4:08. i have large jugs of cold water in my fridge, and whenever i want water i just pour some in a cup. i thought everyone did that, no?
@Infection81
9 ай бұрын
0:13 so how do u sleep would u wake up every hour thanking jesus the 1 hour of sleep ur getting?
@Lilshywolfswag
Жыл бұрын
1:12 why not just move it to the toilet & flush it though 🤔 2:45 i would've just brought my own towel to use in the future lol
@abramkindle9294
8 ай бұрын
RIP Raccoon
@wendyparkins3724
8 ай бұрын
rip Raccoon
@nassimartest2705
Жыл бұрын
Do one about braces
@lucascmom
7 ай бұрын
Lets take a moment of silence............... For our amazing friend Mr.\Ms. Raccon🕊😇
@triggeredofficial5780
8 ай бұрын
flush the poop...
@NinScratchTCC-yf4nf
8 ай бұрын
He Could’ve Just Put The Dump In The Toilet
@judylabrosse170
Жыл бұрын
I heard you ask Ray William Johnson for a roast
@eliehlinger2462
11 ай бұрын
The fist time I saw the hole with the poop i went to get a glass of water and I heard Elliot say what am I going to do with u poop
@jesswilkie-gp1fl
22 күн бұрын
These guys had 12 pre poured glasses of water in their fridge “BRUH WHATS WRONG WITH THAT O HAVE ELEVEN BOTTLES OF WATER IN GHE FRODGE WHATS WRONG WITH DAT?
@jackbowron9729
Жыл бұрын
The not giving the kid food is a count of child abuse
@tdifanslay
Жыл бұрын
1:00 I've done it to.. I think.
@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock
Жыл бұрын
I swear they're all called kyle
@thecemmentcraft4552
Жыл бұрын
2:30 gud rap
@idsnaut
10 ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢raccoon 4:55
@LIveGalaxy
Жыл бұрын
Where does the hole go to?
@sp33dingfry97
Жыл бұрын
Rip raccoon
@SirHusky
9 ай бұрын
I don’t see why since the dude already picked up the poop he didn’t just put it in the toilet
@christinepetruccelli286
Жыл бұрын
Me and my friend are in 3rd grade. Today we had a substitute and she was very strict my friend asked if he could go and fill his water bottle and she said no but he was very thirsty can you PLEASsssssssssssssssss put this in a video
@MaanavArun
Жыл бұрын
Bro I have a story from my school. My school starts at 8,and we get or breakfast break at 10.15 till 10.30 and we r only allowed to use the bathroom at that time and there r like 100 kids trying to go at that time and my class was the furthest from the bathroom so my class could never go to the toilet And when we go to the washroom the teachers never allow us, some kind of teachers allow us but other teachers in the hallway will stop us and tell us to go back and that is just so annoying and our school ends in 1.45so we cant go to the bathroom for 3.15 hours
@user-zz9lq4ce4o
10 ай бұрын
That ain't a house that's a whole damn temple
@SUCCUBUS928
8 ай бұрын
Now we just need protesters around it
@user-dx4wj3ul8v
10 ай бұрын
R.I,P raccoon
@samanthailligthebest8720
Жыл бұрын
I got to tell you a story I hope you share this one when I'm at my friend's house and I have to go to the bathroom my friend or her friend's mom would not let me use the bathroom in their house it would tell me to run back to their house it's only like 2 minutes away and everytime I kept them going in and out in the house and just use the bathroom my mom would sometimes get angry and tell me to come inside and another story I could not drink any drink over there or eat any food over there because her mom and she said well it's not our job to feed you a give you drink
@BearyandBeary
Жыл бұрын
R.I.P Raccon that why you never play with fire. It can kill. It can burn animals and trees.
@bendingdemon6483
Жыл бұрын
The raccoon shouldn't have been in there in the first place, it's not the kid's fault for using the FIRE PIT to make a FIRE...... the thing that the pit is DESIGNED for
@BearyandBeary
Жыл бұрын
NO not true care for animals
@BritanniaMaps2048
Жыл бұрын
3:39 He looks like Mr Beast!
@Ziggehh1
6 ай бұрын
It’s time 💀
@JackedUpJaw67
11 ай бұрын
Does the last dude go to his mom’s house when he has to poop or what😂
@alanacummings5019
9 ай бұрын
SOS 😢
@w3irdthings935
Жыл бұрын
rip racoon 😭 🦝🕊
@malaksaraissa3500
2 ай бұрын
2:40 its the girls fault,she shouldve gotten her own towels
@froppytheoneondiscord
Жыл бұрын
Please a moment of silence for the raccoon 🦝 😔
@arthursamazingactivities1319
6 ай бұрын
Poor raccoon
@arthurmurraychevychase
9 ай бұрын
When i was about 5, i wanted to take a bath in my moms/dads bathroom. So went to take the bath. In the middle of my bath i pooped... Well i saw some bags of concert btw my dad is a builder. So i go up and put the poop in the bag.😊THE END!
@JessicaSmith-vw5dy
Жыл бұрын
1:11 me as vesh why put it in the wall just put it in the toilet
@maciking647
10 ай бұрын
How did he accidentally take a dump in the tub?
@alechelwig6517
6 ай бұрын
Noooo not the raccoon 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@poojap4879
7 ай бұрын
Let's not talk about the sus thumbnail where the girl had pants removed 🍑
@Def_notbluez
Жыл бұрын
R. I. P. the raccoon 😢I love Raccoons it's in a better place now
@RONALDO5UCLWIN
11 ай бұрын
Dude 1:09 he could have just threw the poop in the toilet
@cherriewithrow4061
9 ай бұрын
All Jesus did was make us hopeful not give us cookies because he didn't know what a cookie was
@SUCCUBUS928
8 ай бұрын
* COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE *
@dorapadilla3847
8 ай бұрын
At 2:26 A raccoon died rip
@skwatlol
11 ай бұрын
Kyle deserves better
@Ryze-Crispy
7 ай бұрын
1:10 why didn’t bro Just throw it in the toilet
@anthonysweeney5431
Жыл бұрын
poor racoon
@akthamdhahad
Жыл бұрын
OMG HE NEEDS AN OSCAR
@user-jk4bk7zn9i
2 ай бұрын
Iegend has it the poop is still.in the wall
@michelleahn6382
Жыл бұрын
Type F for that raccoon
@yourphoneisringingXD
11 ай бұрын
F
@Z-Plays
Жыл бұрын
Shouldnt you be worried about the trees that could have created a whole forest fire
@sp33dingfry97
Жыл бұрын
Why Dont thay just put bottles of water in the fridge
@Hmelerin11
2 ай бұрын
R.I.P raccoon 🦝 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
@AaronAnamates
Жыл бұрын
Weird stoff
@YoshiKing8211
Жыл бұрын
Idk if you know this but there is a translation option when I view this comment and when I press it it translates to fabric. 🤣
@JaydenPrentice-ko8pr
8 ай бұрын
Your missing out Kyle Well sir I tried to get food you guys won't let me so shut UPPPPPP That's what I would be like
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