5 hours and 5 minutes, like I tell my gf, 5 minutes is a lot of time
@paulgemperlein626
4 жыл бұрын
Jebecky
@DrEcho
4 жыл бұрын
bruh
@FabulousResults
4 жыл бұрын
"you'll recall, of course, 4 hours earlier in this video" I hate that you can say this and I go, "ah yes, of course."
@Nicolae_Mew
4 жыл бұрын
It's like a math textbook. "You might remember this obscure formula that we barely mentioned 500 pages ago. Well now it's super important."
@dig8634
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nicolae_Mew My math book going "last book we taught you this" when I used a different publisher, and it wasn't a year ago like is intended, but three years ago, and that part wasn't in the book because I know for a fact their version of the current one teaches it instead so I just have to figure it out on my own
@OctagonCookies
3 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Riel What a stupid comment.
@genoli
3 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Riel lol it almost has 2 million views clearly people still care
@jellyfish1613
3 жыл бұрын
My memory with most things: absolute horseshit My memory with every little inclination and detail of this video when I’ve only watched it once so far: absolutely magnificent
@fizzymilk2246
3 жыл бұрын
What no-one has realized is that the Witcher 3 video is already out, it's just taken KZitem 6 months to download and process it
@cucarachx
3 жыл бұрын
you got one month for this to be true
@SKRRTCOBAIN00
3 жыл бұрын
U better be right kmt
@MichaelDonovan1107
3 жыл бұрын
Now 11
@annadevries5785
3 жыл бұрын
10 days
@iknodewae4578
3 жыл бұрын
5
@yngsl5498
Жыл бұрын
My daughter has been conceived, born, and almost started preschool before this Witcher trilogy is over
@joelfisk
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking about this last night. It's getting to the point where a teenager very well may start and possibly complete the entirety of their high school education before the 3rd video is released.
@ranchsauce3232
Жыл бұрын
Hey maybe your daughter will have played all the games and watched all these videos by the next one?
@tamaiofthesea
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations! Where the twos really terrible or was that a myth like the Witcher 3 video?
@aw2584
Жыл бұрын
Mfers made the trilogy quicker than this mfer his review videos of it fr
@cutie7012
Жыл бұрын
@@joelfisk ayy that’s me, watched the first video at release and finishing high school now lmao
@Solsev
4 жыл бұрын
*Video pops up in feed* "I'm a Watcher."
@user-sz3fc9sb9f
4 жыл бұрын
Best comment.
@9Tyrael1991
4 жыл бұрын
Haha that made me genuinely laugh out loud irl. I read it perfectly with Doug Cockle's voice in my head. Best comment indeed.
@leonardoribas6974
4 жыл бұрын
Watcher of trivia
@Joker8pie
4 жыл бұрын
Nah that's the Pillars of Eternity video
@Maharani1991
4 жыл бұрын
o m g
@anas_platyrhynchos
4 жыл бұрын
So what I took from this 5 hour delight: Geralt is, according to legends, supposedly, most likely, indeed....a witcher
@frostycane5134
4 жыл бұрын
He’s a Witcher
@yosefyonin6824
4 жыл бұрын
@@frostycane5134 the man in question whomst is named Geralt Of Rivia is in fact, a mutated expert monster slayer that is most commonly known as... a witcher
@baburik
4 жыл бұрын
consider an aerial transfer of an arbitrary monetary value token into mutated expert cryptid slayer's possession
@g-rexsaurus794
4 жыл бұрын
@@frostycane5134 Not sure why you would think that
@frostycane5134
4 жыл бұрын
G-Rex Saurus because of that famous line that is written in the books you know the one “ silver for monsters, steel for humans...... I’m a Witcher”
@Rancid_Gravy
4 жыл бұрын
There he goes again, trying to get past the 10 minute mark
@jxtapose
4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe our Joe has fallen down into youtuber hole smh.
@ryanrising2237
4 жыл бұрын
8 minutes now, according to his tweets on it
@MyH3ntaiGirl
4 жыл бұрын
Literally unwatchable Unsubscribe Report
@MyH3ntaiGirl
4 жыл бұрын
@Prince of Persia here we go again party pooper boring git
@robj4078
4 жыл бұрын
KZitemrs literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.
@salomonsaachz6823
Жыл бұрын
Maybe the real The Witcher 3 video is the friends we made along the way.
@todd3143
Жыл бұрын
i’ve made no friends along the way so what does that mean for me?! do i just not have any witcher 3? dammit!
@TheMrBigJeff
Жыл бұрын
Hello friends! Let me introduce myself and my profession: I’m a Witcher and I’m a Witcher.
@Hohenstein1871
11 ай бұрын
@@todd3143Same my friend, same...
@weylinwebber4180
11 ай бұрын
just wanna say that ill stay subbed JUST so i can make sure i dont miss this. no rush joe. hope you are enjoying cyperpunk!
@weylinwebber4180
11 ай бұрын
also holy shit bro TAKE YOUR TIME. amazing perfectionist.
@gbuzzwell
4 жыл бұрын
don't you dare remove the jokes they really break up the seriousness and length of the video. I don't think you need more or less, this was the perfect amount, but also I'm sure I missed so many because of how subtle they can be sometimes, so idk. what a great video
@pat4937
4 жыл бұрын
I find it also helps with the pacing of long drawn out explanations to not make them too stuffy
@xcbzxv194
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought the older videos were way too dry, and then the stream presentation pleasantly surprised me by being completely different. This feels like striking a better balance.
@AttacMage
4 жыл бұрын
There were some small phrases that really surprised me snd cracked me up. I like them and they feel like rewards for being invested in vods and streams
@viderevero1338
Жыл бұрын
I miss the lies. Those were the best part of the first video.
@rockthekazbah
4 жыл бұрын
Your Witcher 3: Wild Hunt video is probably my most anticipated KZitem video ever
@aratosm
4 жыл бұрын
Likely longest youtube video ever also. lol
@rockthekazbah
4 жыл бұрын
@@aratosm hopefully 10+ if it's getting all quest treatment! I want to know if we share the same opinions hahah
@w00tistgames
4 жыл бұрын
It's definitely up there with Astartes Part 5
@PatrickJahn123
4 жыл бұрын
I hope its 10 hours long
@TLC673
4 жыл бұрын
Brah I swear I've been waiting for his Witcher 3 videos for like literally 4 years
@ahmedelnageh507
4 жыл бұрын
Almost 3 hours in: "and that's the end of chapter one." Joseph Anderson is an international treasure
@Mire_Klick
3 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Ghill you are debateable. If you dont like him, why are you in his comment section? Haha loser
@CODkiller80
3 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Ghill kinda mad for somebody who said something passive aggressive then got lightly trolled
@Hemingslay
3 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Ghill mindless fanboys are quick to lose their cool when they feel threatened, don’t bother with them
@scallysnix3295
2 жыл бұрын
"who are you? How did you get past the mist?" "I'm a witcher, And I'm a witcher."
@AimForMyHead81
2 жыл бұрын
He liked your comment. That's a good sign.
@Mangoroxas
2 жыл бұрын
@@AimForMyHead81 He is now blessed by the gods
@warlordofbritannia
2 жыл бұрын
@@AimForMyHead81 Axii, to be exact
@georgesears2916
Жыл бұрын
Kudos for the Police Squad reference.
@slythyis
4 жыл бұрын
There's something foreboding about the fact that in every cut to witcher 3, Geralt isn't wearing anything.
@demi191
4 жыл бұрын
It's the only way to properly play witcher 3.
@xennemk-ii2189
4 жыл бұрын
also, did i see correctly that his *default* weapons are broken?
@deferencetodusk
4 жыл бұрын
The emperor has no clothes
@Jenkkimie
4 жыл бұрын
Except at one of the cuts in the ending parts where he is riding with Vesamir at the beginning of Witcher 3.
@infamousgamer767
4 жыл бұрын
Ultra-light armour build
@CiekawostkowyWarzywniak
4 жыл бұрын
"This video will contain no lies whatsoever" *Crosses off Jospeh lies on the bingo list immediately*
@senseweaver01
4 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nice hahaha
@stinduwardo
4 жыл бұрын
great joke great grammar
@qwertysacks
4 жыл бұрын
Nah that's a free space
@alafandoom2524
4 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the Joseph-Anderson-lied-to-me support group. Why are you here?" "He made me believe I could 'Take pity on the kitty'."
@queltanis93
4 жыл бұрын
Alright i realize it was a joke, but now i want to play J.A bingo.
@aquanecromancer5776
4 жыл бұрын
The density of jokes here amongst the critique is really impressive.
@retinas2001
4 жыл бұрын
And annoying.
@guanyu8539
4 жыл бұрын
@@retinas2001 C'mon! That Star Craft dad-joke was great! It got a way bigger chuckle from me than I expected.
@tydendurler9574
4 жыл бұрын
@@retinas2001 what kristoffer said Let him & us have some fun while sitting through this.
@shadmanazad7
4 жыл бұрын
Tbh I enjoy his jokes equally and everytime I at least smile to those. It adds a contrast to the serious tone of the video and this makes me enjoy it thoroughly.
@sagunsingh7415
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a witcher."
@ThatCableGuy1999
8 ай бұрын
Joseph creating his own Half Life 3 is truly a sight to behold, very impressive.
@DanRelayer_Ukraine
8 ай бұрын
amen
@lefamabasa1459
4 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him the most, he came
@L0LWTF1337
4 жыл бұрын
That's what she said.
@snehalmane
4 жыл бұрын
he CAME??
@CA-rg2wv
4 жыл бұрын
I came too when I saw the thumbnail in my sub box
@tamro9701
4 жыл бұрын
I CAME
@Pheatan
4 жыл бұрын
Phrasing!
@dumbarsesoriginal
4 жыл бұрын
Zoltan "Totally not a Scoia'tael, Are You Crazy, Have You Lost Your Marbles, Geralt, Thats The Funniest Thing I've Ever Heard And I Hang Out with Dandelion All Day, Me, A Scoia'tael, No Way, Witcher-ay" Chivay is the best nickname i've ever heard
@alafandoom2524
4 жыл бұрын
It just rolls off the tongue.
@lukahutinski9075
4 жыл бұрын
I dont even speak squirell!
@razbuten
4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on getting another section of this project out. I'll let you know if it's any good in a few days.
@Doctor-Infinite
4 жыл бұрын
Savage lmao
@SebiStr99
4 жыл бұрын
I'll cut that short. It's amazing... Also, nice to see you here in the comments
@lukenolin1105
4 жыл бұрын
Razbuten Nice surprise to see you here, haha.
@RedYellowBird6889
4 жыл бұрын
Good to see you here.
@fnerXVI
4 жыл бұрын
Well?
@milanjankovic8336
7 ай бұрын
Can't believe we're gonna get GTA 6 before the Witcher 3 video
@Howdy8008
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@carcata8368
4 жыл бұрын
"Roche's blue stripped special unit has murdered enough elves to forever cancel Christmas" oh my god
@LatcherWasTaken
4 жыл бұрын
Straight up me spit my drink out
@DarkMirria1
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@elzedebink6709
4 жыл бұрын
"A place so horrible with people so terrible that the Moril of the story commits suicide at the end." Crazy how a detailed 5 hour video has these hidden nuggets of gold in it.
@DeriDraws
4 жыл бұрын
Easy to hide a gold nugget in a gold mine
@azoonovic7768
4 жыл бұрын
Moral not moril lol
@shinz948
4 жыл бұрын
@@azoonovic7768 that is the pun. Moril is the name of the character who killed herself
@azoonovic7768
4 жыл бұрын
@@shinz948 Ahh, then I'm dumb
@bobbob246
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not racist against elves, *but*" t. Joseph Anderson
@petecoleman3443
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: 13% of elves...
@w90213kjfdjn
4 жыл бұрын
oyyy this isnt a sseth video
@kamyab4597
4 жыл бұрын
@@petecoleman3443 don't 13/50 us. It's makes you look really dumb
@sebj3917
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's still a fair point, if you see the scoia'tel as a commentary on white supremacists. I mean, both are violent morons and both think that they're superior to everyone.
@w90213kjfdjn
4 жыл бұрын
@@sebj3917 Why yes, I am.
@tamiusoftheshitpostlegion5082
2 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, Part 3 is starting to have those Half Life 3 and Winds of Winter vibes ...
@whodatninja439
2 жыл бұрын
OR YMS LION KING
@deffcon9
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, LUUUL
@thatitalianlameguy2235
2 жыл бұрын
@@armitx9 elden ring
@AMTurner98
2 жыл бұрын
@@armitx9 well don't you look goofy now
@Rodney_Trotter
Жыл бұрын
It will come out this month.
@pwegulian
4 жыл бұрын
The “I’m a Witcher” line at the end of every dialogue scene is just beautiful
@chichirocket
4 жыл бұрын
If Telltale made a Witcher game, "I'm a witcher" would replace the default "..." option.
@Swayh
4 жыл бұрын
Best part: Iorveth: "I have a feeling that we'll be meeting him again soon" Geralt: "I'm a -" [End scene]
@hydeistpl
4 жыл бұрын
3:33:24 "Jestem wiedźminem".
@ferghalicious1480
4 жыл бұрын
“He’s unconscious! Is anyone here a doctor?” Geralt: “I’m a Witcher.”
@Dustz92
4 жыл бұрын
Yen... I'm a witcher
@matthewallen9707
3 жыл бұрын
I actually had a nightmare last night. Part 3 came out and it was only 3 hours. I awoke in a cold sweat.
@PrickDonny
3 жыл бұрын
I hope it's at least 12 - 20 hours long since the 3rd game is so long.
@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE
3 жыл бұрын
@@PrickDonny He also has to cover the two expansions in the same video
@vojtechzahradnik7830
3 жыл бұрын
@@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE And the books.
@mordor1779
3 жыл бұрын
The amount of work he can put into a single video game review is actually scary. He probably worked more on his Witcher 3 review than IGN did on all their reviews they published in the last 5 years combined
@andykod77
3 жыл бұрын
You still think a part 3 is still actually happening? I have my doubts now at this stage
@DWPL89
4 жыл бұрын
"A place so horrible with people so terrible that the moral of the story commits suicide at the end"... what a line!
@felipelins9559
4 жыл бұрын
"...the *Moril of the story..."
@Killerbee_McTitties
4 жыл бұрын
@@felipelins9559 One of the few times I actually felt bad after laughing at a joke.
@foxysobek8109
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like new Jersey
@MetaDeviant
Жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering, Joe talked about the Witcher 3 video a little while ago on the stream and why it's taking so long, and all he could say is that the delay has nothing to do with the video itself and hasn't for a long time. He isn't suffering from creative burnout either, he's still just as excited to release it and have people watch it as he was when he first started the project. There's just something else that's been preventing him from releasing it that he can't talk about, which I assume is some IRL or family stuff. He dropped some pretty damn heavy stuff just a little while later like how sometimes he disassociates so hard from either a lack of sleep due to his narcolepsy or if he gets too wrapped up in a project that he legitimately can't recognize his wife and kids. So given just how all consuming this Witcher 3 vid has become... I don't doubt the possibility that it's impacted his life pretty heavily and the delay is an affect of that, though that might be ruled out by the "the delay has nothing to do with the video itself" thing. He did say that it will be out this year no matter what, though. It'll be out even if he has to release it unfinished, I believe. If he doesn't, he's deleting his channel and entire online presence. I don't know if that was a joke or if he was serious about it, but he sounded pretty serious about it, and this isn't the first time he's said that. I think he's remained consistent about that for around 2 months at least. The Witcher 3 video either comes out this year or it's all over. We'll just have to wait and see what happens. EDIT: It's reached the "spectacle" level of wait for me now, like the Winds of Winter or Doors of Stone, lmao.
@vcount6676
Жыл бұрын
hey thanks for the heads up, i had the question in my head but never knew where to ask it
@YARGGG_GG
Жыл бұрын
damn, really? i'm sorry to hear that and thank you for sharing, since i've actually been a little worried about joe. just for posterity, is there a clip or archive of him saying what you've laid out here?
@kostya555666
Жыл бұрын
Considering his trolley(ha) personality he will release it in december, probably 31st.
@gerilyn
Жыл бұрын
Does he record his streams? Do you recall which one this may have been? I’d love to hear him talk since I often can’t watch streams live.
@ergile172
Жыл бұрын
god im so happy that it's gonna come out at all. also, damn, narcolepsy? thats some serious shit. also, thank you for updating us
@Charlie-FILM
4 жыл бұрын
About Saskia being rude to Geralt, it's an error in translation. In original polish she says Geralt will always be a welcome guest in Vergen. She even asks him if he wants to settle there.
@kp72198
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTsuyuki Not a translation error but it always bothered me how different Iorveth's english VA is from the polish one. His original voice is way younger (and matches better with his look) and much more arrogant. You can hear Iorveth's disdain for aen seidhe just from the tone of his voice.
@Marcelgaminggranie
4 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Riel no.
@PostNukeProductions
4 жыл бұрын
Were any of the other out of place lines (Ves is lying, we have unfinished business, etc.) different in Polish too?
@DwarfElvishDiplomacy
4 жыл бұрын
Same in the German version
@elkklemusic2895
4 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Riel I think... I think Joe's content just isnt for you, pal.
@christophschwarzecker5403
4 жыл бұрын
Remember 4 years ago, when Joseph apologised for the length of a 30 minute video?
@thechris312
4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin 5 hours.. god damn. I know I'll enjoy it but i is daunting to say the least
@suburbanking9148
4 жыл бұрын
He was saying sorry for such a small video
@coreycrumbcake
4 жыл бұрын
I do. 😅❤
@gachafiedstreams
4 жыл бұрын
This is in the background while I work
@judeshotwell8610
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Joe doesn't like the 2d cutscenes because they remind him of Darkest Dungeon.
@abdullahpoyraz2838
4 жыл бұрын
they do really look like it tho
@tenki_
4 жыл бұрын
@@abdullahpoyraz2838 they both look like Don't Starve
@MadKingIII
4 жыл бұрын
@FolivorousCocoon961 only Joe I know of is the ancient myth of Joe Momma
@greysonsarich6475
4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough I love Darkest Dungeon and also found those cutscenes to be just too ugly to enjoy. There's a difference between being dark/gritty/morbid and being excessively gross. DD saves the grossest parts for the bosses. Do we really need to see the snot-bubble of a random peasant? Also everybody, even people who shouldn't look gross like Aryan and Eredin still look gross.
@andrewplck
4 жыл бұрын
Me, I actually adore the cutscenes. Each to his own I guess.
@alexdaries8760
11 ай бұрын
Back here every 6 months just to check the comments and see if people are still waiting for the 3rd video, hope everyone’s well and that the guys daughter who was conceived born and nearly started play school, is enjoying play school by now 😭
@Venoxisguides
11 ай бұрын
Im so hyped for the witcher 3 video, i hope it arrives this year!
@teazen_tea
11 ай бұрын
It's time for my re-watch. I'm committed to wating as long as it takes :) :)
@MrVicePresident
11 ай бұрын
@@teazen_tea10 years later, still waiting
@plugshirt1762
10 ай бұрын
@@VenoxisguidesI wonder how long the video will be lol
@alexdaries8760
10 ай бұрын
@@plugshirt1762 I’m actually going to be surprised if it’s under 10 hours 😭
@cs2d20
4 жыл бұрын
“I’m happy this game exists, I never want to play it again.” Felt that
@redplague
4 жыл бұрын
It isn't weeb enough for him to go back to.
@JoseSilva-ht8es
4 жыл бұрын
@@redplague it's also linear, so
@redplague
4 жыл бұрын
@@JoseSilva-ht8es I don't follow you?
@marcusgreen8843
4 жыл бұрын
This was my first witcher game and I’ve played it twice. The first two time I’ve played I didn’t remember all of these issues with the game. I have nothing but great memories. I remember playing witcher 1 and having a very hot and cold relationship with that game. The only one I’ll probably never play again.
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
4 жыл бұрын
I very much enjoyed Assassin of Kings first time I played it and even intend to give a go for another playthrough, but at least I'm forewarned against its flaws and could temper my expectations a bit. To be perfectly honest, I kinda prefer tighter story-focused pacing of W2 over open world meandering of Wild Hunt. W2 gave me very compelling reasons, why I couldn't and shouldn't just go and leave towards the next part of my objective. First keiran and preparation to that battle, then cursed battlefied and preparation to that excursion. I love the lands they have created in Wild Hunt, but I was constantly bombarded with map activities, tasks, little comedy skits, Geralt's companions personal quests, while the urgent goal to find *and help* Ciri was constantly pushing me forward, without knowing, which side quests might end up being crucial to the main plot, that I spent most of my walkthrough in a constant cognitive dissonanse. It took me three years to finish the game. I enjoyed pacing of B&W and HoS much more in that regard and still venture into Redania, occasionaly, to uncover more of the map (Toussaint and Skellige are my landscape-porn of choice, though).
@nachoolo
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a Witcher." Geralt of Rivia, a Witcher.
@Kampfender_Krieger
4 жыл бұрын
Hey dude, careful with the spoilers
@GiegueX
4 жыл бұрын
Ugh, literally can't go in KZitem comments without getting spoiled
@MrVilidat
4 жыл бұрын
2:39:12 slipped in an "Ima..." Still laughing an hour after.
@Gametesterboy
4 жыл бұрын
Witcher is a weird word.
@Amazatastic
4 жыл бұрын
@@MrVilidat the "ima" thing has happened twice so far that I've seen and every time it gets funnier
@connorbanepoop
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i could see how this took a whole day to render.
@wopwopkross
4 жыл бұрын
multiple days I assume
@Feanarth
4 жыл бұрын
@@wopwopkross And then Sony Vegas crashes at 95%
@colin-campbell
4 жыл бұрын
He took two weeks off to “recover” from playing a game and writing about it. What.
@sampletext9426
4 жыл бұрын
@@D00000T My 2600 took 6 hours to render a 40 minutes video in 4k. I'd assume rendering 1080p for a 6 hour video would take 18 hours for me
@bartomiejkumor9375
4 жыл бұрын
Joseph's gonna get a job at Pentagon just to get access to a computer capable of uploading Witcher 3 Critique before all his fans die of old age.
@branflakez4742
8 ай бұрын
So in the time between now and the release of this video not only did CD Projekt Red release there new IP Cyberpunk 2077 (horribly might I add) they put out a plethora of updates which eventually resulted in the game being fixed and then releasing one of the best DLC's with Phantom Liberty and we're still waiting on the Witcher 3 video. Oh and that dude's kid is probably almost finished preschool by now I reckon
@naunau311
7 ай бұрын
His oldest son has beaten dark souls 1 since then. I'm not even joking
@pravkdey
3 ай бұрын
Daym this series' commenters have their own lore haha
@babobibabo
4 жыл бұрын
"Someone will have played this game and not known about the secret perks until right now" 👋🏻
@GhostHacker55
4 жыл бұрын
I legitimately played it all the way through 3+ times and did not know about that.
@matiasblasi_music
4 жыл бұрын
It wasn't so hidden tho, i've found it when i was looking the section that explains what Geralt knows about each monster, they've ask you to research that while doing some sidequests. And while switching those buttons found it (which goes at 120 mph if you switch it with controller btw, i don't know why)
@mmkay
4 жыл бұрын
Guard: "You'll choke to death on three pounds of steel" Geralt: "I'm a Witcher"
@springbubble4931
4 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Riel no
@classycatvidplace959
4 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Riel So you clicked to watch a 5 hour long video expecting a fast review? It's just not for you, move on.
@BeegGorg
4 жыл бұрын
This mans at the end apologizing like he hasn't made one of the absolute best video essays ever made. Joe you are far too hard on yourself.
@Maharani1991
4 жыл бұрын
+
@kirmityou
4 жыл бұрын
@@Maharani1991 +
@natedlc854
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao exactly. Like I didnt just watch 5 fuckin hours worth of him talking about a video game I barely played. Bruh he got a gift
@darianwright9488
4 жыл бұрын
He's Canadian
@tetrafuse3096
4 жыл бұрын
@@darianwright9488 hahah funny stereotypical joke
@derpthegr8689
Жыл бұрын
Well boys, the Witcher 3 got a major update. Video postponed for another year to write a section on all those changes.
@smythcooks
Жыл бұрын
What a massive shame, I was looking forward to watching that video in 2024
@Armorion
Жыл бұрын
It added things for different Witcher 2 save outcomes so he has to play through it again in order to see the new things in Witcher 3
@henrycrabs3497
5 ай бұрын
It's been a year
@TapDat52K
4 жыл бұрын
"They broke in a new engine, Bethesda wonders what that is like." I can hear the aloe being applied to Todd Howard as you speak...
@FraserSouris
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, CDPR are probably going to be using the Red Engine only for as long as they can. It works for the games they make. Just as Creation works for Bethesda's games, or Source for Valve, or Unreal for 90% of games
@shimadabr
4 жыл бұрын
@@FraserSouris Did I just read Creation WORKS for Bethesda games? Hahaha
@FraserSouris
4 жыл бұрын
@@shimadabr Name me any other Engine that can: 1- Be used to create and deploy Radiant AI to many NPCs, and give NPCs full schedules with ease -2- Create cells and environments reasonably fast -3- Apply physics to many different objects at once rather than make everything stationary -4- Is highly moddable If you compare Creation to other Engines, you'll find it succeeds better then them when it comes to making Bethesda style games. CDPR's Red Engine struggles with applying full schedules to NPCs. You'd need to go in and practically do it by hand. You also can't interact with objects unless they're pre-made to. Wheras Creation and Radiant AI are much more straightforward to apply. You can also spawn a fork on a table and go in to pick it up with no further development whereas RED needs further work. RED 3 is also such a pain to mod that most modders prefer RED 2. Unreal, according to Bioware, is also a really limited engine when it comes for big RPGs. They had to basically build all the infrastructure themselves and "duct tape" it to Unreal. And had to do it again for Frostbite. Also, even modders have been arguing that Creation is a good Engine for Bethesda to keep using. It just needs to be updated.
@faustsies1366
4 жыл бұрын
@@FraserSouris ...you believe the radiant ai bullshit?
@FraserSouris
4 жыл бұрын
@@faustsies1366 I personally don't mind it too much but it is something Bethesda, and apparently most players, like and it is something unique to their games and is suited for their engines to handle
@withercrux
4 жыл бұрын
It's fun to know that everyone who's left a comment already is still watching the video, or at the least hasn't finished it.
@john-smith-hifugo155
4 жыл бұрын
x4 speed gang rise up
@john-smith-hifugo155
4 жыл бұрын
@ancs28 there's a browser plugin to speed up any vid played in browser to up to 16x speed
@suburbanking9148
4 жыл бұрын
I'm only an hour and a half in
@DarshUK1
4 жыл бұрын
This is going to be true for at least another 2 hours lol
@gallow_
4 жыл бұрын
If nobody posted for 5 hours he'd probably think there was something gravely wrong with the video
@chrisfire4723
4 жыл бұрын
I read a good amount of the comment section and I found a lot of people saying that your videos have a consistent amount of quality despite their lengths which means you put a gigantic amount of effort into them and I solemnly agree. Please don't stress yourself with the amount of time you take to make something like this its very understandable take your time we'll be here waiting for your content whenever youre ready to release it.
@Go-ah-oold
4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunatley that is not really true. You can go to his Witcher I video and look at the komments. Many people was quite impatient, and one also said he would stop supporting because it took him to long for the video to come out. I agree with you here, however, many do not, which you can se in his other witcher video in the comment section.
@briansweeney9080
4 жыл бұрын
@@Go-ah-oold How do you define the word "many"? Scroll through the comments on his Witcher 1 video and you'll see maybe a *few* (less than say, 10?) out of the thousands of comments that seem impatient. Nearly everyone has been incredibly supportive of his work and this titan-sized undertaking. He won't please everyone with the time gaps between videos, still, but don't spread misinformation that people are threatening to stop supporting him.
@redplague
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the only reason why it's so long is because he retells all of the plot. If you take all of the actual critique it wouldn't be even half the length.
@briansweeney9080
4 жыл бұрын
@@redplague That's his style. If you were interested in critiques that didn't outline story/ character, they're other people you could watch.
@redplague
4 жыл бұрын
@@briansweeney9080 I'm not interested in critiques of story heavy games that don't talk about it as I think that's pretty essential. However I think such a thing should be done from a critical point of view, instead of this where for a lot of it it's like he's reading from a book.
@deferencetodusk
3 ай бұрын
I still have a screenshot somewhere of a tweet joseph made in December 2020 claiming the video was "a week or two away" and "definitely will be out before February (2021)" I genuinely cant think of a reason why it hasnt come out yet other than it has been built up so much in his own mind, that it is stifling release due to worrying about fans/himself taking the release and content so seriously. At the end of the day it's a lesson in "dont let perfection stand in the way of pretty good". He prolly could have released that version he had in december 2020 and later could have made an update on anything he thought needed changing. Instead it feels like he's either abandoned it completely, or endlessly tinkering with it. It's a game review video, it shouldnt be considered a magnum opus Who knows
@Lunartic_
3 ай бұрын
And it's going to be as bad as this anyway.
@drew8603
4 жыл бұрын
"It's no wonder Iorveth is such an accomplished fighter since every hit he lands is a hypo-crite." Subscribed
@andrewsmith6776
4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely had to wonder if this was a comment i wrote despite the fact that i'm already subscribed and saw this video for the first time. What are the odds
@vlad-dn6pb
4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewsmith6776 i was very confused reading your comment trying to understand what is wrong
@suleymanbabak1973
4 жыл бұрын
the "Ves is lying" line was explained by the developers. They said that basically Geralt was saying "Henselt didn't just let her go as she said, he did rape her". Because we were shown this in the flashback it makes no sense to us viewers, but Ves does actually say just "then they let me go", omitting the rape.
@Maharani1991
4 жыл бұрын
+
@suleymanbabak1973
4 жыл бұрын
@@D00000T and in fact the line puzzled almost everyone who played the game. However that's the story of that line according to the developers. Ves was lying to Geralt and Roche when she said that Henselt just let her go.
@wes8723
4 жыл бұрын
@@D00000T But then how would Geralt know about the rape if there wouldn't be that flashback scene in the game? In all honesty, I'm suprised that people were confused by that Geralt line, because this is the first time that I heard someone had a problem with that
@michamarkowski2204
4 жыл бұрын
@@wes8723 I agree. For me it was obvious. For Roche also.
@snowyail
4 жыл бұрын
I always took Letho’s “I know his weakness” as him talking about how Geralt cares for people. This directly leads to his kidnapping of Triss I think. I know he used her for the teleport, but he couldve just used Sile.
@Spherrum
4 жыл бұрын
He still needed Sile at that point, so he couldn't use her.
@snowyail
4 жыл бұрын
Tiny Renegheid I dont mean to kidnap, but for the teleport
@coltonbunja
10 ай бұрын
I know there's rumor of a 12 hour long Witcher 3 video but I think it's actually just a three hour long video with a 9 hour long Zoltan 'I'm Not a Squirrel' Chivay bit.
@coltonbunja
10 ай бұрын
(half a joke, half a challenge, this is the best bit)
@nikolakirichev
4 жыл бұрын
"There will be spoilers" loool I laughed so hard, cuz I just can't begin to imagine, what spoiler free 5 hour long witcher 2 video would be
@Kodasa_Sinclair
3 жыл бұрын
You ever hear morse code before? That, it would be that.
@trevordillon1921
3 жыл бұрын
Coming Soon: Joseph Anderson’s witcher reviews: Unnecessary Censorship Edition.
@jesser1070
3 жыл бұрын
@boris steve 5 more hours of “I’m a Witcher”
@Air0Sparks
3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh!!!
@ron_md8186
3 жыл бұрын
Is this a challenge?
@j.m.mitchell6226
4 жыл бұрын
Me at the start of today: "5 HOURS! It will take me DAYS to finish this!" Me at the end of that same day; "...I wish it was not over."
@FraserSouris
4 жыл бұрын
I'm probaby going to end up rewatching this like 4 more times when I'm done
@patpatm4803
4 жыл бұрын
I was actually excited when I saw the length of this video.
@oliverjokisch5964
4 жыл бұрын
There is a neat little detail between the first and second game and i don't know if you got it because you never mentioned it. So in the first game when you meet Berengar and fight along side with him, he will mock Geralts fightingstyle and points out a weakness. When Geralt spins, he is holding his sword to high, leaving his hip unprotected. Geralt dismisses this. In the second game during the last cut-scene when Geralt fights Letho in Loc-Muinne, Letho exploids this exact weakness proving that Berengar was right. Letho was smart enough to spot Geralts weakness just like Berengar in such a short amount of time.
@Dorsidwarf
4 жыл бұрын
That's an awesome little detail!
@TikoPiko
4 жыл бұрын
Mystery solved! Wow, someone bring this to Joseph’s attention.
@Alexajin
4 жыл бұрын
Vesemir points it out in books too iirc.
@andrew_cunningham
4 жыл бұрын
I'd argue that the only reason Witchers get away with spinning so much during combat is because they know the universe's jank physics will let them turn 180 degrees in one frame to guard their back if necessary. Geralt has clearly forgotten about this technique due to his amnesia.
@theworstcatholic7247
4 жыл бұрын
@@andrew_cunningham I know this is a joke, but in reality the witcher style is terrible(for battling humanoids anyways), however I just imagine that it's due to the fact they were made to hunt monster not people, along with the fact their superhuman speed and reflexes let's them get away with a lot more stupid moves that would get any normal human killed in their first duel. So it's actually logical that fighting against someone who is as fast would exploit silly moves like spinning.
@seven6590
2 жыл бұрын
My dad will come back with milk before Witcher 3 video comes out...
@grahamphillips3916
Жыл бұрын
Joseph Anderson is my dad
@idontthinkso5966
Жыл бұрын
He did say he will include all quests in Witcher 3, which probably amounts to a 10 hour video.
@adamthebatmanwest
Жыл бұрын
@@idontthinkso5966 Said it was gonna be max 12 hours
@the0nlytrueprophet942
Жыл бұрын
Holy crap it’s not out and this is two years old. It must be like 25 hours lol
@seven6590
Жыл бұрын
@@the0nlytrueprophet942 he said on Twitter, that he set the cap to 10 or 12 hours (I don't remember) He probably either doesn't care enough to finish it or cares too much to consider it "done" and is still polishing it. Either way it will probably end up like cyberpunk. Overhyped and disappointing. Don't get me wrong, it's probably gonna be good and I'm gonna watch every single minute of it, but no video would justify the delays.
@Charlie-FILM
4 жыл бұрын
Ves was lying when she said: "They laughed at me and let me go". We saw the flashback but Geralt and Roche didn't. Geralt deduced she was raped by Henselt but didn't want to reveal it.
@NachoBearYeah
4 жыл бұрын
this makes a lot of sense
@domir8342
4 жыл бұрын
she says "i can still smell the pig on me" or something of the sort. So she wasn't hiding the rape from them
@alafandoom2524
4 жыл бұрын
I got the impression that both Geralt and Roche knew Ves was raped; they just didn't want to say it. Also, it always struck me as odd that Henselt didn't have Ves killed anyway. The Witcher universe is cruel, and I don't see how someone like Henselt would just let her go...then again, maybe he figured it would be a worse punishment to let her live with what he did to her and her company.
@Nicole7073.
4 жыл бұрын
alafandoom i think he kept her alive to tell Roche about what he did to make him more angry
@idokein2
4 жыл бұрын
Friends: *recommend movies to me* me: "I don't have time to commit to movies right now" also me: *watching this*
@jiffylou98
4 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, I’m watching the Witcher series” “Oh dude it’s the best thing on Netflix” “Netflix?”
@5Del
4 жыл бұрын
Also me: better watch it a second time incase I missed some of the jokes
@flyingwhale7176
4 жыл бұрын
@@jiffylou98 LMFAO dude.
@exharkhun5605
4 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Riel Personally (and this is very, very subjective) I actually like someone laboriously picking apart games and stories that I enjoy. I'd have listened to it if it was twice as long as the game itself. To be cheesy(er): "The goal is not the destination, it's the journey". You may (and probably should) laugh but I viewed Chris Davis's 2 hour video on this game and felt it was horribly truncated, also, not enough self-referential jokes.
@BambiBreaker
4 жыл бұрын
Don't feed the troll lads. He's just a wee lad unloved by the world.
@mizel101
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a spice trader" "a trader?" "In spices" "I'm A wItChEr"
@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a trace spider
@sinfulhealer2110
4 жыл бұрын
i love this
@TheRezaraki
4 жыл бұрын
i'm witcher Jokes were awesome, loved them!
@AmaterasuOfOld
3 жыл бұрын
Someone: *Breathes* Geralt: Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something! iM a WItChEr
@MajorJakas
3 жыл бұрын
@@gerwant1309 *var
@bigghxst
Жыл бұрын
I was in 9th Grade when this video dropped, I was 15 I'm 18 now, Grade 12, and contemplating where I'm gonna go for University Today is the day the Witcher 3 video drops, I believe it.
@dominicteran2784
Жыл бұрын
How did that turn out ? 😂
@davidcirovic8620
Жыл бұрын
my nephew has been born and started attending shool since joseph announced his witcher critique
@DanRelayer_Ukraine
8 ай бұрын
so, how's university been treatin' ya?)
@therabbi9848
4 жыл бұрын
Joe...at some point you’re gonna have to explain why Geralt is in his undies in most of the Witcher 3 clips
@peaceprinceshaxi5978
4 жыл бұрын
Challenge run ? I did the same when replaying it on easy to get faster combat but less hit points
@gagekellstrom3978
4 жыл бұрын
Is that not how you prefer it?
@Kaladryn2781
4 жыл бұрын
Cuz' Joe is a 99.8% heterosexual male.
@CatboyLover69
4 жыл бұрын
I'm betting it's about analysing the combat. Testing balance without armor and skills or something like that.
@Gadget-Walkmen
4 жыл бұрын
Because he looks sexy!
@vivivagina
4 жыл бұрын
watching a 90 minute movie: ew no thanks watching a 5 hour long Witcher 2 analysis: yes yes! very epic!
@lily91109
3 жыл бұрын
This is why millennials and sooners are killing the cinema industry. /J
@beltionbambie1239
3 жыл бұрын
@@lily91109 you’re taking it too literally, but no. This is not what’s ruining it
@linkhidalgogato
3 жыл бұрын
@@lily91109 yeah and they fuckign deserve it the fact that Hollywood cant make something to entertain me for 90 minutes with millions of dollars and hundreds of people while some guy on the internet can make a 5 hour video that i watched in one seating and delighted in every second of. really tells u as to how fuck that industry really is and how boring and honestly shit committee design is
@danteezy945
3 жыл бұрын
@@lily91109 ok boomer
@lily91109
3 жыл бұрын
@@danteezy945 @Link Hidalgogato @Beltion Bambie I forgot to add a tone indicator to my comment, it was a joke.
@Lifelover992011
3 жыл бұрын
Video Number 3 will just be Joseph saying "im a witcher" over and over again for 7 hours
@scottwerner279
3 жыл бұрын
He really missed a good april fools opportunity with that
@itzelramirez4801
3 жыл бұрын
Lol I laughed at this one it’s 3am but still
@shinobi-no-bueno
2 жыл бұрын
That part reminded me of Data from ST:TNG "I am an Android"
@shinobi-no-bueno
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/k4Z8zZadcYOAg6A
@LadyKiramay
2 ай бұрын
It stings a little more every time we listen to this and hear "Part 3" mentioned.
@Freya95012
Ай бұрын
stay strong. it can only take so long... right?
@bink6669
3 жыл бұрын
Who else keeps coming back to see if part 3 is already out?
@ardaricus1566
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@wompwomp1658
3 жыл бұрын
right here
@RaukGorth
3 жыл бұрын
It is still not out.
@ardaricus1566
3 жыл бұрын
@@RaukGorth yeah...
@specialagentdalecooper4857
3 жыл бұрын
I suggest it is time for threats. Who knows JA's home address?
@stryder9198
4 жыл бұрын
Shorter, longer, middling… Makes no difference. If I’m to choose between one witcher video and another… I’d rather choose to watch them all
@BadVideoWatcher1
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a Witcher" - Geralt of Rivia, Witcher - The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
@neoshenlong
4 жыл бұрын
Featuring Witcher Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher series.
@sneezebiscuits7239
4 жыл бұрын
@@neoshenlong Written and directed by Geralt of Rivia, Witcher, from Witcher 2, from the Witcher series.
@jakemurray2635
4 жыл бұрын
Witcher 2: Witcher of Witchers featuring Geralt of Rivia, Witcher
@thegreenmage6956
4 жыл бұрын
Jake Murray I’m a Witcher: A Witcher’s Tale, by Geralt of Rivia, Witcher.
@armitx9
2 жыл бұрын
Place your bets on which will come first, the recently announced witcher 4 or joe's witcher 3 video
@MrBacaras
2 жыл бұрын
My bet is on Witcher 5, not 4.
@Kdotle664
2 жыл бұрын
At this rate cyberpunk 2088 will come out first without any bugs
@spencer214
2 жыл бұрын
I'll place it on Elden Ring 3
@ergile172
2 жыл бұрын
I won't be able to watch the video around then because I'll be too busy playing Half Life 6
@evenings.6170
2 жыл бұрын
Joe video, 2024
@Rowan_A_Boat
4 жыл бұрын
The "I'm a witcher" gags consistently make me laugh, & I don't know how you managed that.
@38procentkrytyk
4 жыл бұрын
He googled "I'm the witcher" to figure out how to pronounce it in Polish and then recorded the line with polish dub.
@ferghalicious1480
4 жыл бұрын
When Ciaran says Iorveth is ‘a real Aen Sidhe’, I just assume he’s saying it hyperbolically in the same sense we might call someone ‘a real man’ to express our admiration of their character.
@GabrielFerCav
4 жыл бұрын
I interpreted it the same way. In fact, not so hard to understand at all. I think he just went to deep into it to see the simple meaning behind the phrase.
@Frencho9
4 жыл бұрын
This. I rolled my eyes about his rant on this. Iorveth is a real Ain Sidhe, a real elf, free and wild, not living in a ghetto under the dominion of man, takes shit from no one as if the elves ruled the world like in the past.
@Hates-handle
4 жыл бұрын
Thats what i thought too
@wotwott2319
4 жыл бұрын
I interpreted it as him saying "Iorveth is a real n-word".
@SE_Lin
4 жыл бұрын
@@wotwott2319 The only correct interpretation
@Gabrilos505
4 жыл бұрын
"We'll look into it shortly" Ok "In two hours" .... oh
@k.-flynn
4 жыл бұрын
Any faster and we'll break the sound barrier.
@Canto-XXXIV
2 жыл бұрын
Remember when he tweeted Part 3 was coming in December-January? Edit: due to the amount of time that has passed, I need to specify December of 2021-January of 2022. See you in 2024.
@lukebazin5836
2 жыл бұрын
Idc maaaaan iz gonna be good when it do come out
@paulaagam5071
2 жыл бұрын
2023
@timodelaender5077
2 жыл бұрын
Good times man…
@maddermanner7776
2 жыл бұрын
I can see it coming January 2023, but that's still pretty optimistic.
@aw2584
Жыл бұрын
Still nothing
@ImortalZeus13
4 жыл бұрын
Wait. Those were “fake” romance cards??? NOOOO
@whyareyoulookinghere9135
4 жыл бұрын
WE WERE TRICKED, WE WERE BACKSTABBED, AND QUITE POSSIBLY, WE WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!
@Subpar1224
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly was so surprised and disappointed lol
@theallinonegamer8482
4 жыл бұрын
as someone who loves the Witcher games and has 500+ hours on the first two games I was certain they were either cut content or localization issues so even for me, I was tricked because honestly who pays attention to nude cards.
@NoRegs30
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what to believe anymore I've been lied to
@ok-xn4nv
4 жыл бұрын
I was very surprised when he said that... he's too good of a liar.
@datcrash1433
3 жыл бұрын
Witcher 3 will probably be like 12 hours long, cant wait
@alexmoon066
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I kind of want 24 hour long video
@tobusygaming467
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexmoon066 yeah 24 hours is better
@saiinttedd
3 жыл бұрын
@@tobusygaming467 yeah
@kinori6295
3 жыл бұрын
It'll probably take him a year to make the video
@Gakusangi
3 жыл бұрын
God, I hope so.
@Heineken1234able
4 жыл бұрын
When other youtubers upload a 20min video. Me: "Ain't nobody got time fo dat" Joseph Anderson uploads a 5h video. Me: "Looks like my plans for today are cancelled"
@isakmagnusson8647
2 жыл бұрын
My disapointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined by the fact that those romance cards were fake
@FlamesAndShadows
Жыл бұрын
Idk, trying to get past Granny first playthrough without guides at hand could be viewed as intense and complicated courtship XD
@jiggie666
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god! Someone is showing the faces of characters they are speaking about, instead of expecting us to remember the names of dozens of characters! Thank you! Rest of KZitem Lore and storytellers, please do this!
@AlexanderLeset
4 жыл бұрын
It's definitely something I'll be doing from now on if I ever make a video on a complicated series
@firockfinion3326
4 жыл бұрын
In this video: >Black screen of censorship. *" I ' M A W I T C H E R "*
@noble14
4 жыл бұрын
Liked for witcher
@20jumps
4 жыл бұрын
Ciaran was saying that Iorveth was a true elf, an elf that lived off nature and not in human towns, an elf that lived freely, killing one dhoine at a time. Not that he was 1500 years old or that he was pure-blooded.
@20jumps
4 жыл бұрын
he is also says Iorveth is "among the last", because elves, the true ones, are dying. The remainder of elves are settling in human cities, and mixing with humans. great video, I can't wait for tw3.
@Martin-xd4jl
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I always interpreted that line as essentially being the elven equivalent of calling Iorveth a 'real mensch'.
@LucGendrot
4 жыл бұрын
This deserves more upvotes, I honestly can't believe this interpretation didn't occur to Joseph. I love his videos but he's unbelievably obtuse about some things that have fairly obvious explanations.
@KnightspaceORG
4 жыл бұрын
@@LucGendrot Yeah, he kinda focuses on one thing and then forgets about the other. It's sometimes really infuriating when it happens.
@thathollyplant
Жыл бұрын
3:08:50 The part about Ves lying wasn't a mistake. In the story she told to Geralt and Roach she mentioned she was let go without anything bad happening to her. Geralt figured out she was lying and that she was actually raped by the king, but Roach wasn't able to pick up on it and only finds out if you tell him when he goes for revenge later.
@PsychOsmosis
4 жыл бұрын
Those random *"I'm a Witcher"* additions are pure gold. They get me laughing every time. Edit: Also, I'd buy a *"Greetings from Drakenborg"* t-shirt.
@Marcus-gw4bb
4 жыл бұрын
"That takes... Balls." "I'm a Witcher."
@chillyjelly2366
4 жыл бұрын
"Geralt is a gamer" This is the content we've been waiting for.
@ImortalZeus13
4 жыл бұрын
I need fan art of Geralt sitting in an overpriced gamer chair with a bottle of G Fuel, wearing a Hot Topic T shirt that says something like “I don’t have birthdays, I level up.” Or some shit. Bonus points if he has Funko Pop figures
@danieladamczyk4024
4 жыл бұрын
Geralt bath water.
@frostycane5134
4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Adamczyk I’d buy that
@dereknosbisch733
4 жыл бұрын
Chilly Jelly technically Geralt IS a gamer. Henry Cavill plays a ton of Total War.
@macilvoy
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: "I will post next video by the end of the year" 2020: *never ends*
@ProtoManiac2283
4 жыл бұрын
tfw the calendar grows a new month
@JohnSmith-gz4fs
4 жыл бұрын
The world will break before 2020 does.
@DuQey
2 жыл бұрын
1:30:00 I believe what Ciaran meant by saying Iorweth is a "true elf" is that he has a *mindset* and *qualities* of the elves that were once a proud and free race. He doesn't let humans repress him, so he is viewed almost as a Nietzschean individualist by his kin Also, have you played the game with polish dub? It's so much better. Like for example in 1:36:25 when asked if he remembers, Geralt answers simply by saying "no". In the polish version, when Letho asks him, you can hear that Geralt is annoyed with such question because of his amnesia, and says "No, I fucking don't".
@abdullahsayyaf6028
Жыл бұрын
Sadly I don’t know polish so I wouldn’t understand but I would love to see the difference in dialogue first hand
@AlphaGarg
Жыл бұрын
Bump, but I agree. I see that line the same way I would if someone said "Oh, that guy? He's an American. A real one". They're not talking about nationality at that point, but a set of beliefs or principles that that person thinks represent the true American.
@hugohindi
4 жыл бұрын
His reviews only keep getting longer... Needless to say I'm excited for the 20 hour Witcher 3 critique
@emmamlis927
4 жыл бұрын
I’ll have to buy a new chair for that one
@Maharani1991
4 жыл бұрын
@@emmamlis927 :D
@Phoenix-qv9hg
4 жыл бұрын
He said he will do all quests. Soooo....
@thomasalvarez6456
4 жыл бұрын
And then two 10 hour videos for the expansions. It will actually be only be a bit longer than this
@AydarBMSTU
Жыл бұрын
Keep waiting for eternity
@iure_divino
4 жыл бұрын
"You go back to Phillipa's house to find her whipping Cynthia on the bed. Welcome back to anyone who was tabbed out and just listening instead of watching" damn you got me but I was only curious if it was going to be censored or not I swear
@gagekellstrom3978
4 жыл бұрын
I always listen first but everytime I watch it I end up finding all the dumb little jokes and I feel called out
@v-trigger6137
4 жыл бұрын
that scene was a very horrified experience for me. my sister burst into the room for searching her stuff while I was playing the game, and that was my first playthrough. I didn't knew going into the house will trigger that cutscene Lol
yea, that shove was one hell of a de-feet suffered....
@Colonel_Overkill
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if a psychic toe'd him what would happen he would have just surrendered before the surprise twist? I guess at least he still could claim to have a leg up on Geralt......for a second or so....
@kingaragornii9940
4 жыл бұрын
@ancs28 *Un-liked.*
@kingaragornii9940
4 жыл бұрын
@ancs28 Fishing for likes is ugly, and you deleted your comment reply to look innocent...
@dylanparry8364
2 ай бұрын
Not to beat a dead horse but when this series started I was single and just started university. Now, I’ve got two degrees and engaged to be married next year so I can’t begin to imagine the level of work and talent going into this Witcher 3 video
@kanjiNaem
4 жыл бұрын
THE WAIT IS OVER! and thus starts the wait for the 9 hours tW3 review
@drdurchblick6871
4 жыл бұрын
How much are we guessing for the books and show? 20 hours?
@kanjiNaem
4 жыл бұрын
@@drdurchblick6871 7 books ~ 20h and the show 4 hours id say thats pretty realistic but for the sanity of this guy i hope im wrong
@Kneefoil
4 жыл бұрын
It'll be a nice Xmas gift.
@kanjiNaem
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kneefoil Xmas.... yeah right
@Kneefoil
3 жыл бұрын
@@kanjiNaem 2021, baybeeh!
@matthewgranato8925
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: I'm 99.8% straight Yusuke: Very well, I will go along with this!
@henrycrabs3497
3 жыл бұрын
No comments, lame bro
@Jujudocine
4 жыл бұрын
list of games in this video: - The Witcher 1, 2 and 3 - Metal Gear Solid (00:00:00) - Fallout 76 - Skyrim - Dragon Age 2 (0:32) - World of Warcraft (0:40) - Crysis (5:44) - Bioshock (5:45) - Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary (5:46) - Mass Effect (5:47) - Modern Warfare (5:48) - Assassins Creed (5:49) - Doom (2016) (14:16) - Disco Elysium (22:50) - Doom Eternal (32:09) - b r e a t h o f t h e w i l d (1:12:14) - Fallout 4: dlc (1:37:47) - CrossCode (1:38:08) - Death Stranding (1:38:17) - Dead Cells (1:38:26) - Katana Zero (1:38:32) - Megaman X (1:38:35) - Hollow Knight (1:38:50) - Celeste (1:39:10) - Beatsaber (1:39:32) - World of Warfraft (1:40:10) - Star wars: knights of the old republic (1:42:50) - World of Warcraft (1:43:44) - Dark Souls (1:46:57) - Sekiro (1:46:59) - God of War 2018 (1:56:08) - Deus Ex (2:04:25) - Undertale(2:08:59) - Bloodborne (2:09:03) - Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (2:10:31) - Darangaponga (2:11:54) - Joker 2019 (2:22:56 ) - Cyberpunk 2019 (2:46:02) - Assssin's Creed (2:48:07) - Prey (2:48:16) - Fallout 3 (2:48:20) - Duck Simulator (3:22:50) - Mass Effect 3 (3:22:51) - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (3:22:52) - Disco Elysium (3:33:14) - Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy) (3:34:25) - Civilization VI (3:34:29) - Metal Gear Rising (3:34:30) - Dont Starve (3:34:39) - Getting Over It (3:34:41) - Monster Hunter World (3:34:52) - Deus Ex (3:35:01) - Doki Doki Litterature Club (3:35:06) - Dark Souls (3:35:14) - Faster Than Light (3:35:26) - Fallout: New Vegas (3:35:37) - Civilization VI (3:35:41) - Assassin's Creed - Odissey (3:35:55) - Thronebreaker (3:50:28) - Slay the Spire (4:22:50) - Uncharted 2 (4:40:30) - Nier Automata (4:40:48 ) - What remains of Edith Finch (4:40:50) - Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy) (4:40:54) - Resident Evil 3 Remake (4:40:56) - Mass Effect 3 (4:41:00) - Dragon Age Origins (4:41:07) - Star Wars: The Fallen Order (4:41:13) - Life is Strange 2 (4:41:24) You're really crazy Joseph anderson, i love you bro, this video was really good, i often rewatch all of your videos and i will be using them to defend my thesis in college, keep up the good work! PS: If anyone wants to watch joe playing cyberpunk or Genshin impact I've made a highlights version on my channel
@dalekteta9852
4 жыл бұрын
>Game at 3:34:25 Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy) >Sherlock Holmes (3:34:29) Civilization VI Metal gear rising a second later >For the Knight (3:35:41) Also civilization VI > Detroit: Become human (?) (4:40:54) Fahrenheit (Indigo Prophecy) again >Resident Evil 2 Remake (?) (4:40:56) Resident Evil 3 Remake Pathologic 2 (?) (4:40:50) Don't know either.
@Jujudocine
4 жыл бұрын
@@dalekteta9852 thank you, also, now that i think about it, it can't be pathologic since he has repeatedly said he didn't play those games in his streams
@LithiumSoul95
4 жыл бұрын
@@Jujudocine What's your thesis?
@Jujudocine
4 жыл бұрын
@@LithiumSoul95 I will be exploring the character archs of people that make analysis video and the alternate reality that is KZitem, something like that
@THEisaacG
4 жыл бұрын
@@Jujudocine Your college thesis should be about Dunkey.
@nathanfitzgerald2596
Жыл бұрын
every comment is about waiting for the Witcher 3 video, so i wanted to say; this video is great. i wasnt lost at any point despite my only witcher knowledge being from the first video, and i found every hour engaging. it was funny, it was fascinating, it was well-crafted. while i think the Witcher 3 video will be better received, i think that i’ll remember this as a greater accomplishment, purely because of the difficulty of the material you were critiquing and how well you tackled it regardless. well done, joe
@KamasiFitzgerald
Жыл бұрын
+1 to this, couldn't agree more - hope Joe sees this.
@asrieldreemurr1988
Жыл бұрын
I also really hope joe sees this great comment
@themeshow1011
3 жыл бұрын
1:32:31 "And that's coming from a 99.8% heterosexual male." Clearly the last 0.2% is for Geralt
@Kriss_ch.
3 жыл бұрын
It's a lineup of ninety nine dominant ice queen ladies, a whip, a very tiny Yusuke and an equally tiny Edgeworth
@rileycarlson3714
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone has that 0.2% for Geralt
@thedigitalodyssey1103
3 жыл бұрын
Chris Pratt and Geralt*
@alexsm3882
3 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@whoathere558
3 жыл бұрын
It’s definitely for Yusuke.
@Frencho9
4 жыл бұрын
FYI, in the No Clip documentary about the Witcher Series, Remembering The Witcher 1 & 2 it's telling how the devs did not want to talk much about The Witcher 2, most of the video is fondly discussing the Witcher 1. I think the team at CD Projekt Red were left deeply frustrated, traumatized and maybe even depressed for life by the hand fate dealt them during the Witcher 2 development, felt almost like taboo topic during the interviews. They just talked about how the 2007 subprime financial crisis crushed the company and nothing about the actual Witcher 2 game production, story or game mechanics, nada. Because remember that development of Witcher 2 started circa 2008 at the height of the sub prime financial crisis, and all the investors they had lined up after the sleeper hit that was Witcher 1 bailed on them. They ran out of money, had a lot of debt too and no one would loan them, they could not levy any funds even if they wanted to sell most of the shares of the company. So they had to rush the Witcher 2, it crushed their vision for that specific game, therefore it feels incomplete, amputated, murdered! Knowing this now, the Witcher 2 is to me, the MOST IMPRESSIVE one of the series. The fact that they pulled such a jump in quality flabbergasted me back in 2011. I mean despite the horrible situation the devs were in, what CD Projekt pulled off is SUPERHUMAN, I've never seen such a feat since The Elder Scrolls III Morrowind when Bethesda would go bust if they failed. The Red Engine was the real deal, the improvement in graphics, animations, presentation, scope and size of the levels, the world design, the voice acting, the mocapped cutscenes, improved dialogue mechanics (timers etc) and STORY (Felt very GoT with all the political intrigue, was a novelty back in 2011) from Witcher 1 to Witcher 2 is massive. As flawed as the Witcher 2 is, it moved up the franchise to the big leagues, it feels like a revolution of the series and all that on a shoestring budget! The jump from Witcher 2 to 3 is not that mind boggling to me it's a refinement and expansion of the Witcher 2 stepping stone, if you look closely the aesthetics and monster/world/character design language is the same as the Witcher 2. Yeah Witcher 3 is a far better game, but not as impressive to me because Witcher 3 was developed when finally all the conditions were reunited for CD Projekt, thanks in no small part to the Witcher 2 financial success. The Wild Hunt was CD Projekt's perfect storm. But if the financial crisis of 2007 did not sink the Witcher 2 boat, I bet they would have ironed out the bugs and glitches, fix the interface, polished the presentation to be even better, tighten up the story loopholes (some are so glaring and obvious it's clear they had no time to correct them), refine the gameplay and combat system a lot, and most importantly there would have been a lot more content in chapters 2 and 3. Lastly, I've always felt that White orchard prologue belonged in Witcher 2 as an epilogue, a cliffhanger with Geralt finally reuniting with Yennefer would have been perfect ending and set up for the Witcher 3 the Wild Hunt. (Edit: On request I paragraphed this comment, did not expect people to like it so much, cheers.)
@Frencho9
4 жыл бұрын
Source: kzitem.info/news/bejne/uIWPsX2ugpx9pmU
@Danickas0
4 жыл бұрын
@@Frencho9 There was entire epilouge cut from the Witcher 2 and you are right in this epilouge that would take place in Dol Blathana (this is why in Witcher 2 Dol blathana is mentioned all the time together with the queen Francesca Findabair) we would finally find Yen and set up the story for Witcher 3.
@Kodlaken
4 жыл бұрын
I wish your comment was paragraphed, looks like a good read.
@Frencho9
4 жыл бұрын
@@Kodlaken Just paragraphed it. Cheers
@cavemann_
4 жыл бұрын
Now that they have the funds, and if Cyberpunk 2077 turns out to be another masterpiece, I hope that they will redo The Witcher 1 and 2. Only problem would be story inconsistencies, so it's not like they can realize their vision completely, but it would still be better than nothing.
@exandil6029
4 жыл бұрын
This comment won't probably be read by anyone since the video is already - let me see - a month old. Nonetheless, I thought it was important enough to talk about Letho's remark "I know his weakness". I played Witcher 2 with the original polish dub, now, I am no Pole but from what I heard, Letho doesn't imply that he has Geralt's kryptonite at all. In fact, he says "Znam sposób na Geralta", which should have been translated as "I know a way how to handle him" or "I know a way how to get through to him". It's a case of grievous mistranslation. What seems like an old friend's (to an extent) benign remark ends up being an ominous threat leading nowhere. I also suspect the Jaskier line is also caused by the translator failing in recognizing the nuance. I am by no means trashing the translator, imagine getting the script and not having the slightesst clue as to what the context is. Horrible and underpaid work.
@adamhicks24
4 жыл бұрын
this is a great insight
@MinerJo1001
4 жыл бұрын
I figured thats what was being said but thanks for the good imput, my multi lingual friend.
@alphadron4073
4 жыл бұрын
I am polish and have played the game in polish and yes, that is exactly what Letho says and what the sentence means in our language - "I've got a method for Geralt", to translate it directly. It's not that he's got a weakness that Letho knows, the dialogue suggests he has a way of handling the enraged witcher. The translation is flawed.
@TheFuriator
4 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you added the final part. It is soo true! Translators are consistently underappreaciated and underpaid. Trust me, it takes A LOT of work and time to translate right, more than it is usually "worth", and definitely more than is usually expected.
@diamondmatter2919
4 жыл бұрын
This is interesting, but I don't think it eliminates the issue. If anything, it proves Joe right. Letho still didn't try to tell Geralt about their history together until the very end.
@benbroyles1777
Ай бұрын
Hey Joe this video is really good. Did you know that they made a sequel called Witcher 3?
@whodatninja439
Ай бұрын
I don't think he knew that 😢
@cjhedberg735
4 жыл бұрын
I will never get tired of the Zoltan "Totally Not A Scoiatel" jokes
@Regularguy220
4 жыл бұрын
What are you crazy? I don't even squirrel
@LegaRoSS
3 жыл бұрын
Im a witcher!
@Ridgwaycer
3 жыл бұрын
@@Regularguy220 It's funny because it'll legitimately be true in Witcher 3.
@ochestramaster
4 жыл бұрын
Joe: "Sorry I don't publish enough videos" Also Joe: Publishes a feature-length film every few months
@Efishrocket102
4 жыл бұрын
I wish it was every few months
@HoneyDoll894
4 жыл бұрын
And even in the four months ago done Witcher 1 video he says he spent more than 5000 hours on the trilogy
@tb_eest
4 жыл бұрын
You call this feature-length? It's worth at least two or three films.
@fabioandrade8476
4 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for “The Witcher video” season 3.
@heikothedwarf
4 жыл бұрын
*three feature length films
@SamuTT
4 жыл бұрын
- AS PER KZitem'S NEW GUIDELINES - I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW THIS EVEN IF I CENSOR IT THE VIDEO WILL BE DEMONETIZED IF I DO SO ENJOY THIS BLANK SCREEN WITH TEXT AND SAY THANK YOU TO KZitem
@Killerbee_McTitties
4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite jokes in the video.
@Raxyz_0
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm happy this game exists. I never want to play it again." This sums up my gut reaction after doing both endings for it. I can kinda understand why you said you didn't liked this video, but I think it's a perfect analysis of what the game is and thorough enough that even I that have 200+ hours in each of these games am still surprised by details I've missed. 5 hours really is succinct for all that can be said about these games, and I'm sad that this ambition grew so large that it burst the balloon in flames with Cyberpunk 2077... I've revisited these videos to refresh my memory and they're incredible, I first binged them podcast-style and now have watched in bits and it's even better this way. Hope things are okay and when the third one is out it can be something you're comfortable with.
@Valnar1111
2 жыл бұрын
"by making your gear more worthless than the youtube dislike button just a few minutes in" THAT did actually age more than well.
@ThatGuy-gd1vf
2 жыл бұрын
did that age well or poorly? cause he meant the dislike button while it was still there, it's even worse now that you cant even see if a video is good or trash
@djr-crowe
2 жыл бұрын
IKR. That's what I thought as well.
@cringeproof100
2 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment this, lol!
@balboboogins2511
2 жыл бұрын
Like wine 😂😂
@chuuchdizzle
2 жыл бұрын
I love how we're all rewatching this until the next video 😂
@danieln6613
4 жыл бұрын
" A place so horrible with people so terrible that the Moril of the story commits suicide at the end'" That was a sneaky one
@1Seanmb
4 жыл бұрын
"I wonder if Iorveth lost his eye because he rubbed some of his bullshit in it" Absolute masterpiece right there. I still prefer Iorveth's path, but you're absolutely not wrong.
@STlim23
2 жыл бұрын
I believe the "I know his weakness" line from Letho has to do with a pirouette move in the witcher moveset, which Letho believes Geralt cannot do because he had injured one of his legs in the past. Thats why in the final fight with Letho, Geralt pulls off a move that catches Letho off guard and disarms him, because somehow Geralt was healed from that injury and performed a move Letho did not think he could do. Then again, last I played TW2 was years ago, so this might be mistaken.
@frosty8098
Жыл бұрын
a core experience of reading the book is geralt pirouetting to win every single fight so this wouldn't surprise me
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