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@TheZolon
Жыл бұрын
Link to carbonator is missing. I was just looking for something better than the sodastream I already have.
@JonManProductions
Жыл бұрын
More content is great as long as it doesn't bork you up both mentally and physically! :D
@crow-jane
Жыл бұрын
@@JonManProductions Yeah. This right here.
@greatghan
Жыл бұрын
Post on Fridays so people can make drinks that same day!
@ericfallabel9201
Жыл бұрын
Before I realized it was a clip show, I saw that it was 40 minutes long and full of the worst drinks imaginable. I immediately worried for your safety
@giaimej1426
Жыл бұрын
The best part is that in theory the Malibu Pineapple Old Fashioned should have basically rum, coconut, pineapple and orange. It should approximate a painkiller, and yet it is just pain
@nienke7713
Жыл бұрын
I do wonder if it'd been any more pallateble if it had been actual malibu pineapple that was used
@nickgrout2502
Жыл бұрын
I think some of it may have been the bitters and the garbage pineapple rum
@jegger2143
Жыл бұрын
@@nienke7713 tried it It's the closest I've had to a glass of hatred in my life
@hopejohnson6347
Жыл бұрын
@@nickgrout2502 I agree. My theory is that the bitters might break down the artificial pineapple flavour, which is an esther of butyric acid and some other acid, causing the putrid aroma. Pineapple flavour is infamous among chemists to break down really unpleasantly and I think it might help the drink, if you just left out the bitters and maybe used orange juice instead of orange zest
@Dragon4eva
Жыл бұрын
@@hopejohnson6347better to just leave out (aka never buy) the pineapple rum
@oddmothfriend9790
Жыл бұрын
at first i thought the episode was going to be Greg making these drinks again, but then I realized that no sane man would ever make any of these drinks ever again.
@frogv2745
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that he didn't waste the alcohol on making the eldermancy again
@robertdean7778
Жыл бұрын
@@frogv2745 yeah. That was like a $90 glass of death.
@tehfiredog
Жыл бұрын
Yes... but after a thousand years of making this show, I'm not sure Greg qualifies as "sane" any longer.
@gaberobison680
Жыл бұрын
@@robertdean7778 I could make it far worse. Let’s say Dijon mustard for the D over dry vermouth and N for nougat
@crystaljones1935
Жыл бұрын
No sane person would ever order this crap
@samuelirving928
Жыл бұрын
I unfortunately sat down with a small bowl of cottage cheese, scrolled through KZitem and was delighted to find a brand new HTD episode! Now I regret my cottage cheese decision.
@endymallorn
Жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with cottage cheese - in its proper context. A drink is not the context.
@TheFeltmeister
Жыл бұрын
@@endymallorn everything is wrong with cottage cheese
@odellproductions1
Жыл бұрын
I want a shirt that just says “ I regret my cottage cheese decision”
@SmashBrosmike85
Жыл бұрын
I regret your decision too, cottage cheese is never a win. Cottage cheese sucks.
@tiredman99
Жыл бұрын
Dude I don't know what the hate is around cottage cheese but I used to have it all the time as a kid. Haven't had it in years. Cottage cheese is great
@spencerjteal
Жыл бұрын
Greg: "words can not describe the wretchedness of this glass" Also Greg: *takes another sip* 7:31
@DuoSanguis
Жыл бұрын
I dunno, I feel like he did a pretty good job of describing the taste of eldritch madness.
@alexrobertssings
Жыл бұрын
He is a man of science. He must confirm his findings 😂
@Frequencydead
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised the beef fizz didn't make it to the list
@florindalucero3236
Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, did you just use the words beef, and fizz, together, on purpose?!?! Beef, FIZZ?!?!?!!
@scaper8
Жыл бұрын
@Florinda Lucero Oh yes, he did. Look up "beef fizz" here on the good ol' KZitem. You'll find Greg's crack at it along with many other's attempts. It's a, uh, certainly a something.
@jetrexdesign
Жыл бұрын
"This is a Color Out of Space" appreciate the Lovecraft reference. Now we need a Lovecraft Cocktail.
@CM12354
Жыл бұрын
"That tastes like the inside of a vacuum" is what I will be using from now on
@wynjones2877
Жыл бұрын
I have described my only experience of driving past a pulp mill as "Force-feed moth balls to a skunk until it dies, and then leave it out in the sun for a week". Yuck. The fact that you also referenced H. P. Lovecraft in the same tasting notes is just priceless.
@professorkitkat
Жыл бұрын
The pineapple rum old fashion has by far the best reaction and I'm still trying to think of a better (or in this case worse) cocktail to make that could beat it
@redlcn
Жыл бұрын
So very curious to know if your stomach has ever rejected whatever garbage you've sadly had to drink and just immediately barfed.
@jakomioftherose2434
Жыл бұрын
He almost made himself sick when he made Smoker's Cough.
@jessicabailey1829
Жыл бұрын
I don't know how you would approach this, but I would love to see your interpretation of drinks based on Lord of the Rings. Either drinks actually featured or new drinks based off the characters :)
@masonchapple7669
Жыл бұрын
He did make Ent Draught
@Shahjahani777
Жыл бұрын
Just started the episode. There better be some doc venture concoctions in here lol.
@howtodrink
Жыл бұрын
:( Sadly those original files are lost to time
@thomascollins5622
Жыл бұрын
@@howtodrink You just gotta make another episode, then!
@Shahjahani777
Жыл бұрын
@@howtodrink o no!!!! That's too bad. I loved those, mostly because I just loved The Venture Brothers. Cheers!!
@IrishWeegee
Жыл бұрын
I love it when the flavor profile text argues with Greg, "Language! Read it again." Good stuff as always!
@hoodieninja_7203
Жыл бұрын
The pineapple incident reminds me of an instant noodle misadventure I once had. Nissin Beef Ramen, Worcestershire sauce, and a slice of American cheese. Not a great idea on paper, but also something that could work. Beef and Worcestershire sauce go together, and believe it or not, American cheese is a pretty common addition to instant noodles. It went so impressively wrong, worse than I could have imagined. Every miserable note of fermentation and decay in the unspellable sauce came out to party, the cheese refused to melt and incorporate entirely, and there was this hit that was kinda tamarind-y, but real bad. Then it all sorta came together in your mouth, tasting like something that had already been eaten and rejected by a wiser man's stomach. The original flavor was completely lost, corrupted by my own idiocy and desire for something beyond Nissin's perfectly acceptable beef flavor. Minus the cheese that glopped up at the bottom, I finished the bowl.
@danielbickford3458
Жыл бұрын
Kind of want to see someone make a montage of just the reaction parts of this
@looc546
Жыл бұрын
took me until the leisure suit showed up to realize this is a GODDAM CLIP SHOW GREG
@donniecesar232
Жыл бұрын
: I think this is a great idea, specially with the monstrous catalogue of HTD and the fact that most people - I assume - aren't familiar with the several iterations of the show. Throwback Tuesday is already a thing, so the scheduling is also apropos.
@ZoomerDK
Жыл бұрын
You know its a horrific drink when Greg tosses and smashes his glasswear 1:46 after drinking it. xD
@blueguitarbob
Жыл бұрын
23:43 is Greg's impression of R2D2 being hit with the Jawa blaster in Star Wars: A New Hope. Congratulations, Greg. I thought you had to be a droid to make those sounds.
@qazzaqstan
Жыл бұрын
I love that 2 of these are actually honest attempts at a drink (I guess the mojito is sort of a 3rd but unclear if Bacardi intended that to be used regular cocktails). Honest tries/actual orders gone horribly wrong are so much more fun than intentional cursed cocktails.
@ghostinthenoice
Жыл бұрын
I died at the Tapeworm side comment "Hot Sauce Guys: NO" as I am a Hot Sauce Guy. Well done, Greg!
@b3rz3rk3r9
Жыл бұрын
The way you described the Pineapple Malibu Old Fashioned reminds me of how Lovecraft would regularly go about trying to paint a mental image of his monsters without outright telling the reader. And like Lovecraftian aberrations, the ACTUAL images of these creations just leaves more questions to even the imaginative and media savvy. Seriously, look up how Gou Tanabe illustrated the Elder Things from At The Mountains of Madness. Never before did I see something I could incompletely describe as a "Land Polyp."
@DheadTV
Жыл бұрын
Pineapple Old Fashioned : use Barbancourt Pango (or Plantation Pineapple Stiggins), use Grapefruit Oleo Saccharum for sugar, 2 dashes of Grapefruit Bitters, Replace orange with Lime... Enjoy!
@jordanbrown728
Жыл бұрын
If you think these are gross you should try some of the cocktails my parents come up with. For example, a "bellini" made with vodka, peach schnapps, and enough frozen peaches to choke a donkey blended until chunky. Or a "mojito" made with vodka, muddled blueberries, mint, blueberry syrup, and soda.
@noahmiller6193
7 ай бұрын
Ranchero shot hit close to home lol, at some point during a party when I was young, someone put ranch in my glass of milk, and I have never even wanted to try ranch after that
Жыл бұрын
3:06 lol, Media Not Found happens to the best of us
@howtodrink
Жыл бұрын
Pulling from ancient files, ya know
@thisguywalksintoa1267
Жыл бұрын
"not even it's final form" got me, got me good
@SCP-4680
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I could get a day off for a good Mere/Greg cocktail day trip. I so love the team. My original cocktail book is now 50+ original cocktails deep and everyone loves them. All based on ideas I got here. Including my 15 ingredient Carried Away Ship Wreck. 2 ladies, 2 glasses.... Happy naps at the Pagan shop. 😂 It's like a homer cocktail, but it's the look of the 20 oz times 2 that is the goal. Orange pulp laced with grenadine, blue Curacao, cranberry liqueur (homemade), blood orange liqueur (homemade), and black cherry liqueur (homemade) all snaked. Then the base is vodka, rum, over proof rum, over proof vodka, rye whiskey, and tequila. All spirits 2 oz. All liqueurs 1 oz snaked around the edge of pitcher. Pour into 2 LARGE hurricane glasses.....
@stapuft
Жыл бұрын
vinegar based drinks ARE a thing already, collectively they are called "shrubs" and one of the best ones ever, uses balsamic vinegar, muddle some strawberries with some sugar, and add some balsamic to it to make a kind of "strawberry shortcake topping syurip" that is both sweet and a bit sour, kind of like fresh strawberries are, strain the bits out if you want, but you dont have to, and mix it with fizzy water, BEST STRAWBERRY SODA EVER!!!
@docternoblex
Жыл бұрын
8:25 I have one for you to try: Name: E85 Contents: 1.5 oz corn whiskey(160P or bust) 0.5 oz everclear 0.5 oz corn syrup 2 oz of Monster Energy base flavor Shake with ice and serve with habanero seeds(jalapeño if that’s too much)
@PoisonousShiv
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a How To Drink recap episode. Now we have a beach episode, a recap episode, and a redemption arc. All we are missing is an unbearable pervy character and HTD will officially become an anime
@helioline1532
Жыл бұрын
There’s even tournament episodes, for that extra shounen flavor lol
@AlexMcQuill
Жыл бұрын
Got a worse drink. For my birthday the other week I went to my local pub and my friends got me a dirty pint. It consisted of: Tequila, Sambuca, Vodka, Chambord, Malibu, Jaegermeister, Jack Daniels, Guiness, a Lager, and to top it off Baileys to add a nice curdle
@bradley_wykes
Жыл бұрын
6:45 call it the Tannhauser C-Beam. Counted amongst the things humans have never experienced.
@guyfursdon
Жыл бұрын
I was watching something and had a idea for a possible episode. Blind Rum and Cola taste test and ranking, different Rums and Cola (not necessarily Coke). I know of Fentimens Cola, there is also Q, Fever Tree, Tuscanini, Gus, Galvanina, possibly more. Along with different white and aged rums. We could end up finding a great combination. No more plain Bacardi/Captain Morgan and Coke (unless that's someones thing). Yes, I keep making suggestions with rum, it seems to be the one spirit that goes down smooth and I wake up the next morning not feeling like garbage.
@JLZero
Жыл бұрын
Greg: I dare you to make a drink worse than this. Me: Let me see what I can do with these dusty bottels of watermelon and nougat Vodka and that cheap ass bottle of jack in the corner.
@martymar1484
Жыл бұрын
I don't know why I watched this but I did and laughed the whole time... Thank you for sharing your pain for our enjoyment
@nienke7713
Жыл бұрын
I do feel like the amount of balsamic vinegar you put in was rather large, it might be more pallateble with less of it
@Billliamm
Жыл бұрын
Picturing John Belushi "I'm a zit!" for toasting shot #1.
@ravenshrike
Жыл бұрын
You should try to make a not completely trash ELDERMANCY. Possibly sub Yarrow root extract for Y. Actually garnish with the cherry, 1/2 OZ Nuilanshan One Star for N, apricot or apple liqueur for A, cut down to a 1/4 OZ of mezcal, and eau de vie for the second E.
@cn8648
Жыл бұрын
I'd be way more interested in "10 drinks I made as a gimmick for an episode, but they were so good I now drink them regularly."
@prymek8191
Жыл бұрын
"This drink makes me want to quit the show" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 My god in HEAVEN!😂😂😂😂😂
@rhaegnarok
Жыл бұрын
The return of the MPOF does not disappoint
@jsmarty1
Жыл бұрын
I was not ready for that tapeworm shot reaction, I need an adult
@gouthamakumar6591
Жыл бұрын
Unspeakable? Crawling Madness? Sign me the fk up for that old fashioned
@MattBlack001
Жыл бұрын
I didn't order the Malibu old fashioned but I do make something similar without the bitters. I take regular Malibu, pineapple juice, on the rocks with a lime. I like it but maybe it is an acquired taste.
@tomyorke3412
Жыл бұрын
Its the fact you thought the white head shot was going to be OK made it so much more funny.
@poetfrost
Жыл бұрын
This is what we live for. Thank you for making my night better.😂
@dr.kinderman5290
9 ай бұрын
I made a "Russain haybail" shot when i was a teenager. It was just bad vodka in a shot glass with shredded cheese. It was very, very bad.
@PartyRockProfessional
Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised the Ward 8 didn’t make the list!
@howtodrink
Жыл бұрын
Oh wow, from the DEEP archives, I don't even know if I still have that harddrive
@vergalyagame4991
Жыл бұрын
Can we just get a feel good video top 10 best drinks or something seriously love this channel and have learned so much from it just wanna see some enjoyment but either way cheers mate 😀
@thomasraiff3007
Жыл бұрын
Just saw your Blue Milk video and decided to try making it myself and it is SO ACCURATE!!! Can you attempt a Green Milk one next??
@cosmicbrambleclawv2
Жыл бұрын
I had mentally blocked these drinks from my memory 😂 damnit Greg! Edit: I doubt it will beat the pineapple old fashioned but the thought did occur to me: Peach rum, old fashioned (optional tabasco 🤣) or even worse, a Midori old fashioned
@masonchapple7669
Жыл бұрын
Please do a dice rolling table and make randomized cocktails using it.
@fourscarlet7581
Жыл бұрын
"Drink this ill give you a dollar." "Fuck no that looks disgusting." "Its just vodka, Tabasco and mayo." "10 bucks" "Deal" Pretty much sums up an interaction I had with a friend after I saw that video and had an idea.
@geoffreyentwistle8176
Жыл бұрын
I'm shocked that the beef fizz didn't make the cut! XD
@x808drifter
Жыл бұрын
Saw the title and KNEW Eldermancy had to be in here. XD
@ThE0iLg0aT
Жыл бұрын
Hey Greg! Hilarious ep! Just wondering what happened to midnightlocal?
@howtodrink
Жыл бұрын
Episodes are being edited, believe it or now our show producer got stuck with weeks of jury duty.
@3hallaman
Жыл бұрын
Mind you, the vinegar coke thing was trending around the same time that anosmia was cropping up due to covid
@ErinChamberlain
Жыл бұрын
I am almost peeing my pants, but, thankfully, I've done my kegels. Greg, you are cracking me the fuck up. Malibuish Pineapple Old Fashioned. Absolute Greg gold!
@tylerkay825
Жыл бұрын
Hey brother I just landed a top top bartending/mixology job and I'm enjoying your content
@brianleslie7388
Жыл бұрын
Had a request for a.... (drum roll...) a dirty. Hennessey. Martini. Let alone the fact that NONE OF THOSE THINGS SHOULD BE EVER CONSIDERED AT ALL COMPATIBLE, it tasted so much worse than you're thinking it could be.
@allisonl4120
Жыл бұрын
Definitely a bit surprised the Red bull negroni didn't quite make the cut that thing was CURSED
@MrDefeatist
Жыл бұрын
I miss the worst cocktail bartender submissions videos. Those were quite enjoyable (for me at least).
@bingchilling5137
8 ай бұрын
I know this is late, but i found the Ranchero. The only record i can find is that its number 7 on a list by the Phoenix New Times of 10 birthday shots guaranteed to make you vomit.
@sofielee4122
Жыл бұрын
"i didnt know this was possible via known organic compoinds" you say that implying that parrot bay pineapple rum is made out of any organic compounds other than sugar and alcohol
@fineblanket
Жыл бұрын
Easily could. A Hunting Mary. Jagermeister, Tomato Juice, horseraddish, worsterblahblahshire, black pepper, vodka, a sprig of rosemary.
@ejovinelly
7 күн бұрын
I was attempting to make a drink and created: Vomit, named for its flavor includes Vodka, Papaya nectar, Lemon juice, A dash of Luxardo, Triple sec. All poured by feel
@joshuagerhardson3085
Жыл бұрын
Sam Riegel is an absolute treasure, but some of the things he comes up with are pure evil.
@samliveshere88
Ай бұрын
there is a graveyard of partially skinned fruit in this guys back yard
@AlaskanBookwyrm
Жыл бұрын
The Midori margarita being bad honestly surprised me, I've had green 'melon margaritas' before and they've been absolutely delightful. A lot of these flavor combos definitely seem like they should be good, it's just weird chemistry that they transform into some horrifying abomination.
@noheroespublishing1907
Жыл бұрын
Shocked you didn't have The Last Ward in this.
@joegaylord87
Жыл бұрын
I can watch Greg suffer all day. More of this please.
@tickledpickle98
Жыл бұрын
I found a recipie for a midori margarita that says add the triple sec too. I wonder if it could save the drink?
@drew413
Жыл бұрын
You gotta do another Customer is Always wrong episode
@FiZ
Жыл бұрын
A SoCo-based drink...and we're _starting_ with pure sugar?!?! My dude, I think someone is trying to get you un-alived!! 🤣
@ethennicholson5073
Жыл бұрын
I would say rather fittingly, one of the ads I got on this video was Cocaine Bear
@ericwondra8582
Жыл бұрын
On the Malibu pineapple old fashioned. I created a bourbon pineapple sour old fashioned that has been enjoyed by many. Hopefully not at all compared to this Malibu one
@Matatabi6
Жыл бұрын
If drinking salad dressing was socially acceptable I’d certainly sip on a French vinaigrette every now and again
@LanceJade
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that the Ward eight wasn't on this list of nightmare drinks.
@Quintinohthree
Жыл бұрын
I don't really see what could be so offensive about a rye sour augmented with grenadine and orange juice, which is what the ward eight is as far as I know. At worst I imagine it might be disappointing or hard to balance well.
@LanceJade
Жыл бұрын
@@Quintinohthree I suspect that it was just difficult to balance but from Greg's reaction, it was not good.
@tantamounted
Жыл бұрын
When a bartender breaks a glass deliberately, you know something terrible has happened.
@MetalDavidRulez
Жыл бұрын
I'm assuming (hoping) the Midori Margarita was actually meant to substitute the Tequila with Midori making it a Japanese Slipper.
@SivaExperiment
Жыл бұрын
Cheap vanilla vodka. Glacier freeze low calorie Gatorade. Buzz ball forbidden apple. You will gag and me even recalling it is making me gag
@TomatoFettuccini
8 ай бұрын
Parrot Bay is the Prince Igor of rums.
@samfisher6606
Жыл бұрын
I remember the Malibu Pineapple Old Fashioned. That was rough.
@c01nthi3f5
Жыл бұрын
Okay this would probably also suck, I didn’t have the booze to emulate this so it’s all speculation but a pineapple “rum” with grapefruit bitters and a muddled tart cherry could be alright a high proof white rum with the grapefruit bitters, and muddled pineapple would slap, still not an old fashioned, can’t win em all
@UnkillableMrStake
Жыл бұрын
Eldermancy has got to be the top or close to the top of the list
@VikingFireProject
Жыл бұрын
You've obviously never heard of the '5W30 equine seed'. It's not my favorite...
@gratefulpipeandcigar3239
10 ай бұрын
10 drinks this time? Woo Hooo!
@lettersnstuff
Жыл бұрын
Midori, Fernet Branca, Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey. I would wager that’s worse than the Pineapple Malibu Old Fashioned
@ericwilcoxen2805
Жыл бұрын
the funniest part of this video is the horseradish part... and that he said KettleOne is a fine vodka
Not a stunt drink, but a legit gross old drink, is the Prairie Chicken: gin, salt and pepper, and an egg yolk.
@howtodrink
Жыл бұрын
I’ve made them, check out my Cowboy Bebop episode, honestly? I kinda liked it
@Philusteen
Жыл бұрын
@@howtodrink will do! I'm a new subscriber (Skyrim FTW, lol). Cheers!
@Thoushallshred
Жыл бұрын
17:56 😂🤣 If you know you know!
@concettaworkman5895
Жыл бұрын
Funny, love your comedy!
@heby20
Жыл бұрын
The worst tasting liqueur ever is Yukon Jack. Please make a video with it
@trondoscar
Жыл бұрын
I would probably keep the triple sec in the drink, but swap some of it for Midori. Just enough to get the colour, really. Wonder what that would taste like. Shite, now I´m going to have to try it for myself.
@evanhayes5891
Жыл бұрын
On screen it says you're pouring 4.5 oz of mezcal for the Eldermancy. You mean absinthe?
@matthewsabio
Жыл бұрын
8:37 bold of you to assume anything about that rum is natural or organic
@Lenape_Lady
Жыл бұрын
Im still so confused on *why* the Malibu Pineapple Old Fashioned tastes like fluid hate? I mean, it shouldn’t taste that bad, should it? It’s just some bitters and cheap pineapple “rum”. Is Parrot Bay just that horrific? What is it about this combination?
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