Thanks for watching guys! The Movies name by the way is "The Monster" and if you would like to support Leap For Literacy, heres the link! Leapforliteracy.org
@lookstothetroon
Жыл бұрын
offsping
@godofgames6366
Жыл бұрын
Have you stopped explaining the movie first before you get into the science.
@rhymeswhensigned2275
Жыл бұрын
you should do super 8
@ProfaneGod
Жыл бұрын
Well giving that it has wing membranes and the way it moves it seems to me to be more bat like than primate a carnivorous hunter that spends most of its time in a cave and given the size would probably means not much flying and more ground movement thus the increased speed aversion to light bats being nocturnal and light instinctively means leave for home or danger predators bigger than you are appearing plus living in a cave only coming out at night to hunt adds fear of the unknown and the structure of the hands and jaw would also indicate a bat like creature that rose to the dominate species in its cave being the largest predator in the cave to start with can help with that plus with small rodents stumbling their way in from time to time could have led to increased growth if larger animals fell through holes at the surface which might be how it leaves the cave by climbing up and out. just a theory.
@unstopable8205
Жыл бұрын
Don't know about this legality thing but one time on a drive out of south dakota I braked because a vehicle in front of me did and the brakes jerked and stopped working so I pulled over and found little greasy pins that looked like they'd been sheared almost I'm half and called my dad about it and he asked if i thought I could make it home and I replied that i could "as long as a tire doesnt fall off, cut to an hour later my tire comes off while I'm going 75 and I skirt the truck onto the side of the road and it turns out the axel superheated and it just flew off, tow guys pulled us in our truck to the nearest gas station while I waited for a ride from a friend
@mcinc.1003
Жыл бұрын
“Humans are the cryptids of the animal world.” Is a statement that I will never be able to unhear and is just mind boggling.
@TheLastSane1
Жыл бұрын
Also 100% true. I mean we have "magically attacked from a distance" for thousands of years. The earliest reliable data says we had the atlatl for anywhere between 21 and 17 thousand years. 10 to 30 yards doesn't sound like much now but attacking from 30 ft out (10 yards) is insane, no other species can do that.
@Bigolhusk
Жыл бұрын
@@TheLastSane1i don't see how ranged weapons is that scary when sperm whales have sonic blasts and chameleons have wild range with a tongue. Killing things is very much natural. Everything does it. Things like society, religions, and how absolutely monstrously badass at everything we are is the spooky bit
@e.l.studios455
Жыл бұрын
@@Bigolhusk Ah yes, because a deer will certainly know what a whale is and fear a chameleon that's 4 times smaller than them.
@Bigolhusk
Жыл бұрын
@@e.l.studios455 literally eho gives a shit what a deer thinks? Its food. You're just missing or ignoring my point that you can compare "ranged weaponry" to any ranged attack in the animal kingdom and thats not the reason why humans are "cryptids." Also what kind of chameleon have you seen that's a quarter of a deer in size because that's horrifying. Thats like a small komodo dragon. Scale a chameleon to the size of a human and see how far its natural range is. That's my point.
@VVabsa
Жыл бұрын
@@BigolhuskNah, no other animal is able to see a bunch of stones, wood or piece of metal and decides it's a good idea to throw it to hunt other animals as consistently as we do. It's really worth being called a cryptid over. Anything else came after that.
@glasshibou
Жыл бұрын
Teacher here-PLEASE read books with your kids. It is SO IMPORTANT. Sound words out with them. Have them think about what is happening on the page. I haven't researched the program mentioned in this video, but on the surface it seems great! Thanks for highlighting it, Roanoke.
@franciscocota6440
7 ай бұрын
As someone who was read horror books by his dad which lead to a long series of early reads, yes. Both my parents were teachers, so reading was never absent. Took me down an interesting road. Reading with your child helps with bonding, emotional intelligence, and with learning issues. I often read with my nephews and nieces sincer my cousins are not very fond of it. It's like the Simpson scene of an old man reading to children.
@mikaross4671
2 ай бұрын
I grew up with both parents reading books to me. It sparked my curiosity and will to read at a very young age. People now (in my late 30s) ask me how I come up with so many creative scenarios so quickly. It's all thanks to reading.
@2004DodgeViper
Ай бұрын
i'mma read my kids Phillip K Dick's Ubik, they ain't gonna know what hit em
@thelvadam3249
Жыл бұрын
"welcome to the channel, Roanoke ageing" had me laughing too much. I needed that😂
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
just wait till I (hopefully) hit my 40s XD
@LunamPuer
Жыл бұрын
@@RoanokeGaming Bro said: "No guarantee" at this point XD
@3577MusicForBrains
Жыл бұрын
Bro it was the "Roanoke Car Time" for me lol 😂
@therealloveofsanity
Жыл бұрын
Possibly an April's Fools idea?
@Wulfjager
Жыл бұрын
@@RoanokeGamingwell if you encounter a never before seen monster before you hit your 40s just start with the feet and bring a Roman candle, should be able to reach your goal
@MicrowaveTidalWave
Жыл бұрын
I can get behind hating terrible parents ever since I was in a specific type of hospital due to a misdiagnosis and let me tell you nothing gets your blood boiling like hearing a "mother" scream at her son through the phone loud enough to hear from outside the room on how he ruined her life and how it's his fault that he's in there
@MajinObama
Жыл бұрын
„I ain’t got time to rest in this bed anymore I gotta get up.“ XD Man‘s upset now.
@anglepsycho
6 ай бұрын
Ovary Protection is fantastic in court. (Seriously the amount of kids who took That Route because their moms wouldn't stop touching them in their sleep or non-stop is fucking insane.)
@MicrowaveTidalWave
6 ай бұрын
@@anglepsycho what?
@jacobpekari
Жыл бұрын
As someone who’s played Skyrim extensively growing up, if I ever saw anything that remotely looks like a frost troll I’d run for my life just like I would in the game
@Prophet_of_gecko_jesus0001
Жыл бұрын
Without a doubt I'd run for the freaking hills. I'll never forgive the grey beards for setting us all up with the frost troll
@filmandfirearms
11 ай бұрын
If you've got an armor build, the frost troll isn't that tough. Still no pushover, sort of like a miniboss, but I've never understood the idea that it's some terrifying, unbeatable threat
@Prophet_of_gecko_jesus0001
11 ай бұрын
@filmandfirearms I use mods nowadays, I just turn into a vampire lord fly up use telekinesis to throw the troll off the mountain
@BahhBahhBrownSheep
8 ай бұрын
@@Prophet_of_gecko_jesus0001instead of using mods, just play an actually good game in the first place
@Zephyr_Phoenix76
8 ай бұрын
I kept the fire ball scroll from bleak falls barrow if you don't have anything better plus the Draugur to deal with if you do Alvor's mini smithing tutorial
@TheEngineerYTDS
Жыл бұрын
Roanoke slowly unloading his trauma with science and film, you love to see it. Also as a father you're feelings on defending your offspring is valid as I would also go chimp mode on someone threatening my child.
@mortenbund1219
Жыл бұрын
Another day to learn how weird my parents are (automatically side against me)
@TheEngineerYTDS
Жыл бұрын
@@mortenbund1219 I can relate man I had narcissistic parents
@GAROU-THEGODSLAYER
Жыл бұрын
@@TheEngineerYTDSsame lol😅😅
@JB-bm1to
Жыл бұрын
I always say I'll go Mama Bear but a man going chimp mode somehow sounds scarier lol. Love good dads though!
@techstuff9198
Жыл бұрын
@@JB-bm1to Watch/Play Asura's Wrath.
@N7Landry
Жыл бұрын
The scariest thing in this film is the mums incompetence
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
The absolute WORST!
@redpandafirefox9434
Жыл бұрын
@Roanoke Gaming which is why, glad she died. Could have swarn she did survive. Guess now. Who cares she dead😂😂😂
@josephcouture696
Жыл бұрын
At least when it mattered she cared for her daughter, whether or not she should have even had her daughter at that point 😅
@elijahbaker781
Жыл бұрын
Looks like all that alcohol can do that to you.
@furycarnategaming
Жыл бұрын
@@elijahbaker781atleast the mother was truly worthy of the title at the end and proved her love for her daughter was greater then her love for herself.
@ninhoic
Жыл бұрын
"build society, get good" almost choked on my food at this😂
@nathanaelhavlik4293
Жыл бұрын
Skill issue.
@Youdotty
Жыл бұрын
This needs to be on a shirt.
@bobcharlie2337
Жыл бұрын
I'd buy that shirt. For sure.
@gabeduty1197
Жыл бұрын
This one got me too.
@jeremiah_gacha
Жыл бұрын
@@bobcharlie2337same 😂😂😂😂
@mommalion7028
Жыл бұрын
"If anything, your presence is making it worse." My mom drank and partied too much like Kathy but she still made me feel reassured. I knew if it came down to it she'd take a bullet for me. My late dad should have made me feel safer in a crisis because he was a marine and martial artist but honestly there's a 50/50 chance he'd throw me at the threat to buy himself more of a head start escaping. Anyway I'm going to write my mom a nice text now with a cute sticker.
@voidwalkerbruh7426
Жыл бұрын
Off
@kinman3051
Жыл бұрын
🥰
@insertname9305
Жыл бұрын
it goes to show that one’s true nature always shines through.
@FingerinUrDaughter
11 ай бұрын
did your mom also beat you while her boyfriend of the day screamed at you and threatened you? this is more than just her mom being a shitty mom, shes terribly abusive to the extent that her daughter almost cut her throat one night.
@arcosprey4811
10 ай бұрын
Marines aren’t the brightest creatures
@wuba-luba-dub-dub
Жыл бұрын
"As useful as a knitted condom". That was hilarious! I'm going to have to remember that one. 😂😂😂
@Kikrafis
Жыл бұрын
Everytime you asked how she got custody I questioned if you'd ever heard of the US court system. The mother can literally be a drug addicted basket case who says they will murder their own child and still keep custody, a case of that happened in Minnesota recently and the mother did in fact do that.
@Jaimyoutubing
Жыл бұрын
Sadly very true. Child custody cases are fucked in the US.
@Emma-se5wm
Жыл бұрын
Some states are automatically 50/50, at least. But yeah it's fucked that something like parental rights differs so erratically from state to state...I'm from GA, common law marriage isn't allowed here and if my partner and I have kids while unmarried then break up, I would automatically get full custody due to motherhood as long as I'm not a complete disaster and he'd have to battle the courts. (None of that is my plan, of course, but it is totally wild).
@Emma-se5wm
Жыл бұрын
Oh and RIP to all the poor babies whose horrible parents (monsters) should have never been left alone with them.
@privateuser3726
Жыл бұрын
If I had a kid and that happened to them I'd sue the judges for child endangerment
@anthonytonythegeek5561
Жыл бұрын
Fr, it’s sad how this can happen…
@RiceWithRamen
Жыл бұрын
I seriously love how you put that in the beginning, how we have a choice to end and not pass our trauma onto our offspring. I grew up with an abusive father. One of my biggest goals in life besides becoming a full-time musician is to be a better father than mine ever could have been, and was. My biggest fear would be that I turn into anything, even the smallest bit of that piece of shit. It ain't easy, but with help and with loved ones, we can get past our traumas, and I personally don't think anything can excuse dropping it on your kids. I would rather die than pass my past on my future kids.
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
It's a worthy goal, we all fail at one point or another but recognizing it is intrgral! but you sound like you're on the right track to being a good dad my man
@discordiacreates6669
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I've come from at least two generations of abusive parents and if I ever become a parent, which is unlikely and would definitely be by adoption, I intend to be the exact opposite of my sperm donor, who I only ended up stuck with because mom got her cancer diagnosis as they were finalizing the divorce paperwork. That piece of trash used the way he was raised as an excuse to be a terrible human being when he was even in our lives but I just can't be so petty even if I wanna be, I just can't make any logical sense of it nor does even the concept make me feel any good so obviously continuing the cycle will only prolong my suffering as well. It can be hard to find another way when that's how you were raised and most probably tend to default toward rausing their own kids as they were but it's going to be so worth it and honestly the best way to get back at bad parents imo, don't let pain and bitterness control you, instead become a better person to show them how THEY failed you and how they don't get to control your future. Good luck man, I know you can do it
@ak-ub1ym
Жыл бұрын
Not sure on this but Some part of ur phobia's and Trauma is passed on genetically to ur next generation. A mental illness can become a genetic one if it has a precedence in the family and I don't treat Trauma and phobia as mental illnesses but just gave a example of something intangible and within ur mind as a product of environment can become something genetic. My mom has fear of driving a automobile(doesn't mean she can't but avoids subconsciously) and relies on public transport and Cabs due to a couple of accidents she saw during that time. Which also affected me to certain degree since I end up finding excuses to not drive unless it's absolutely necessary and prefer to rely on public transport or a walk if the place is closeby. Or maybe it's just me dunno , gotta wonder why I shared this but here we go.
@discordiacreates6669
Жыл бұрын
@@ak-ub1ym I do think there is some precedent to generational trauma although one can't disregard nurture as well since one's parent being afraid of something would make a small child see that as dangerous since they're the big, strong adult that's supposed to protect them. Now... Prey animals defaulting to bite first and ask questions later while predatory animals tend to have a moment of confusion is probably due to where they naturally stand on the food chain and the fact that a prey animal being more prone to violent outbursts could injure or scare away a predator does encourage a possibly genetic disposition to readily biting, though idk with how fast tech evolves how strongly that affects humans since so much changes and doesn't remain a constant for us to develop much of a reflex response to, but it's still interesting to note. This from someone with one parent with serious anxiety and one, parent only by genetics and legal status, who was prone to violence because he was raised by people prone to violence, though alcohol was involved in at least one case so debatable how naturally aggressive they'd be otherwise with that lowering inhibitions. Idk how to tell the exact line between nature and nurture though, all ik for certain is the anxiety issues got passed down but could also be coincidence as that parent wasn't, to my knowledge, affected by negative stimuli growing up but I was so it probably could be inherited or could be learned in my case. Brains are weird meat machines though either way
@ak-ub1ym
Жыл бұрын
@@discordiacreates6669 Generally Tech growth doesn't always mean downfall of humans but it's how u take the tech as that decides it like how ppl are building a boogeyman out of chatgpt/AI now but in reality it's just a drafting automation tool for professional artist or concept designers cause they use for the right reasons. And I do agree with ur take since environment does create the precedence with any organism grows up in. But to a certain degree some part of how we see our environment is also passed down to future generations via genetics. As a whole (in america especially) so please don't take this the wrong way but in america we see any cultural / ideas / get so easily commoditized as a product which came out as a product of industrials during WW1 & 2 which progressed the west technologically but not spiritually so the environment built is a commoditized one which is reinforced generationally with all its good & bad aspects , I believe that the way the older generations who lived during that time influenced the ppl so much even the foreigners who settle down in States after marrying one of their own & down a generation or two become more western in connection compared to motherland of the family so this happens both genetically and environmentally.
@Travelerr
Жыл бұрын
I love how this entire episode was our man Roanoke pointing out how whoever wrote this CLEARLY had no idea how anything worked. Good job as always man, love the content and have to agree. Someone ever treated my kid that way, chimp mode indeed.
@robertnelson9599
Жыл бұрын
No one in Hollywood understands common sense, especially horror movies.
@fabiomp199
Жыл бұрын
They also have 0 parenting skills so this checks out
@Nat20streak
Жыл бұрын
Practically no one who's making movies knows how things work... cars, firearms, humans in stressful situations, humans with trauma, etc. ... the only ones who do, are either nuts of those things (cars, firearms, etc.), or have experienced/know someone who has experienced said thing (trauma, extreme stress, a specific industry, etc.)
@filmandfirearms
11 ай бұрын
@@Nat20streak It's so frustrating because they often end up going out of their way to do things less realistic. For example, in Siege of Jadotville, adding a sniper who didn't exist. They had to write scenes that didn't exist, source a completely new type of weapon for said sniper, and completely change the dynamics of the battle just so, for some unknown reason, they could have a sniper who never existed in the company at Jadotville. And that's for a pretty good movie. Don't even get me started on the shitty ones. I can't even begin to count the amount of times I've seen filmmakers treat PDWs and SMGs like fucking .308 rifles just because they have a stock, or treat an M2 Browning no differently from an M249 because they're both machine guns
@Potte
10 ай бұрын
Except, apparently, decorticate posturing, which is a detail I would never expect to see in film.
@kjaatmteesn2011
Жыл бұрын
I love what you said about the ambulance scene. Been at it 10 years and yes. We would have loaded that girl and floored it out if there lol
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
They dumb paramedics down in the movies because they have too 😂 the will to live is stronk amongst them
@filmandfirearms
11 ай бұрын
@@RoanokeGaming The will to live is the strong and the tolerance for bullshit is non existent
@ianfox7173
9 ай бұрын
"She gets tossed around more than a preacher's daughter at a frat party." My body, i just got out of surgery and im binging you videos in the hospital. Maybe its the meds, but i couldnt hold it together. A nurse had to come in and get me to calm down. I couldnt stop laughing. That joke almost tore some stiches, and ill be stealing it.
@XInoAricinNilo
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad i'm not the only one who's mother told them crazy stories about how you're gonna get eaten by some monster hanging out in the forest while driving through the boonies of North Georgia. And she wonders why I carry a 10mm force multiplier. #GoodOlGeorgia
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
My dad is the GOAT at that stories haha
@DarthAuxilia
Жыл бұрын
No such thing as over kill
@derwolfgaming7775
Жыл бұрын
I don't call them Force Multipliers. I call them "Cordless Hole Punchers"
@Godyeater
Жыл бұрын
@@derwolfgaming7775 I call them “Weaponized Stablers”
@calebadam2576
Жыл бұрын
My family didn't do that, I suspect because we lived in a wooded area and they didn't want scared kids waking them up at night.
@neal_rigga90
Жыл бұрын
I know some people complain about the story summaries. But, honestly the summaries are what brings me to your videos. The non stop jokes are just top tier man!
@nathanaelhavlik4293
Жыл бұрын
They're comedy gold, especially with all the KZitem censorship workarounds.
@mythogenesis4788
Жыл бұрын
Frankly, I don’t watch most of the creature features- the plots tend to cause me to lose focus. But I LOVE his analysis. It’s very thought provoking. I need the recaps for context.
@Glumpsy
Жыл бұрын
I don't remember how I stumbled upon this channel, but the summaries are the reason I stayed.
@turo302
Жыл бұрын
I definitely recommend Big Will Brutality Of series then
@kinman3051
Жыл бұрын
Currently watching his videos but skipping their science parts. Maybe except this one.
@tylermckillop2339
Жыл бұрын
Humanities greatest weapon against predators, pointing bright lights in their eyes, mildly annoying them.
@AntiKira20
Жыл бұрын
Soon, humanity will create lasguns and use them to light the darkness in the galaxy.
@alicepbg2042
Жыл бұрын
that and throwing things at them is weirdly effective... until it isn't
@filmandfirearms
11 ай бұрын
@@alicepbg2042 Most human weapons basically boil down to just throwing a thing at the target
@ArDeeMee
9 ай бұрын
Don’t fix what ain’t broken.
@adamanina3119
8 ай бұрын
@@AntiKira20FOR THE EMPEROR
@BlackFireGeisha
Жыл бұрын
The "literally screamed bro at her" literally had me and my boyfriend wheezing! Are those pictures of the monster actual concept drawing or like, "official"? Just curious!
@malvikvran3737
11 ай бұрын
Are you talking about the Frost Troll from Skyrim? The game that has been released 12 times on every gaming device possible
@LilSpookyyy
10 ай бұрын
The fact that you and your boyfriend watch his video together is wholesome and hilarious
@Saterno
Жыл бұрын
Roanoke describing how he would deal with a drunk threatening his [potential] younglings Roanoke still believing he's Lawful Good instead of Chaotic Good
@Demonboy007
5 сағат бұрын
Nah, that's parental good.
@TSO_Persian
Жыл бұрын
Skibidi was the last word I thought I’d see on a Roanoke video title.
@AnakinSkywakka
Жыл бұрын
la bibbida bibba dum
@emilysmite9356
Жыл бұрын
Zoinks
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
What a time to be alive!
@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT
Жыл бұрын
Much less in all caps.
@yuseisatouissuffering
Жыл бұрын
Everytime I see skibidi I think of toilets
@oldwolf9403
Жыл бұрын
I will agree that we desperately need to boost literacy, as well as teach the scientific method, mathematics, and history. Some of my favorite memories in school where when the 'bookmobile' arrived. New books were new worlds to explore, new knowledge to absorb. And I could never figure out why some of the horror movie decision-making occurs, save for 'stupidity for the sake of story'
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely some important stuff! I am just happy I am in a position to give it exposure, and yah the absolutely worst decisions imaginable
@smoluwu8676
Жыл бұрын
i had some thought about it, and if, in their pov, they are living in a world dominated by science and technology, then surely there shouldn't (emphasis on shouldnt) be any big monster out there eating you alive. therefore, any stupid decisions can be done because "im not a wuss who is afraid of a little darkness" moment, like wandering into the dark woods alone in the middle of the night to try and see where a wolf carcass has gone. which you know, might be reasonable veering on the funny side. like, imagine any decisions you are making that involves going into darkness and the likes, if you imagine yourself inside a monster/horror movie, then you know for a fact you wouldnt be making those decisions (ie, like how these people would act, in their pov). but these people dont have an audience's perspective, like yours, so they wouldnt know that they are characters in a horror/monster movie and would end in a horrific fate for the decisions they've made. albeit id say that people should atleast have some intuition, because shit can feel wrong sometimes. but alas, stupidity for the sake of story
@smoluwu8676
Жыл бұрын
i said all that but also movies and dumb decisions go hand in hand lol. wouldnt have movies if the decisions arent complete stupid
@georgehutter339
Жыл бұрын
Ngl same my fave memories when i was little was when the library would sell old books, and the book faire at school
@politkos5348
Жыл бұрын
@@smoluwu8676thats not true at all. Theres plenty of movies where the characters make informed decisions based on the situation, even when they fail. Theyre just rare because it requires being good at writing
@saltychipguy865
Жыл бұрын
> Violently pro human > Violently pro his own child It’s no wonder you can’t be in a horror movie, you’d win, and too easily to boot.
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
Our species is quite unique, its why we own this rock ᕙ(▀̿ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)ᕗ
@brettwood1351
Жыл бұрын
@@RoanokeGaming Hey, we turned one our biggest competitors into our best friend. Gotta love that one.
@nathanaelhavlik4293
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget violently pro force-multiplier.
@brettwood1351
Жыл бұрын
@@nathanaelhavlik4293 I mean those are great, but if we're just talking firearms, we were wiping out megafauna waaaay before we invented those. Never underestimate a pit trap and some sharpened sticks I guess.
@nathanaelhavlik4293
Жыл бұрын
@@brettwood1351 pointy sticks are truly the superior weapon.
@UGNAvalon
Жыл бұрын
“Snackrifice” should really be used more often in action/horror communities. 😂
@0INFERNO1
Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite quotes, "When it comes to protecting those I love I will let nothing stop me. Not even my conscience."
@itzybitzyspyder
Жыл бұрын
It's good to see reading advocacy. I grew up an orphan and one of the few escapes I had was reading. I would read anything.
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
One of the most important skills I think a person can develop honestly
@broderickblack
Жыл бұрын
I also grew up being an orphan and yes reading is a godsend.
@MissyLune2003
Жыл бұрын
I’m glad you are showing off the leap for literacy, that’s amazing !
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
Happy to be in a position that I can do that!
@masterlaw482
Жыл бұрын
Some have stated it's actually a mutated bat. Saw this movie a few years ago and as much as I like horror movies especially creature flicks this really gave me nightmares. The creature is interesting, wish there was more lore on it.
@drakobloodwing540
Жыл бұрын
All I know it looks like a gorilla has. The membrane of a. Flight of a gliding animal and has enough body force to the real fucking ambulance so whatever it hunts either has armor or is very or is like a. Muscle fridge or the protein monster from sweet home. Like when I watched this for the 1st time I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like. When I watched this probably knocked it out like it's probably just there because no if anything. It says when it got hit by fire it's basically in a state of pure pain shock
@erikwilliams1562
Жыл бұрын
That was my thought too the moment I saw the wings
@masterlaw482
Жыл бұрын
@@drakobloodwing540 and they way it stalks prey is haunting af.
@Lionlord1000
Жыл бұрын
Yeah looking at it with it's wings out it's clearly based on a bat.
@MajinObama
Жыл бұрын
Are you alright Drako? O_O
@Criiptid
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe that I literally just took an anthropology class this Spring on human origins, so the fact this video came out during finals week is quite hilarious. I definitely agree with the posibility of it being a primate, as it seems to have a similar tooth pattern (2 incisors 1 canine and it seems like 2 premolars and 2 regular molars). They also seem to have a posterior sagittal crest, which is indicative of a stronger tempora fossa (the muscle that basically controls the jaw, the larger the muscle the more surface it needs to attach to, hence the crest). The skull shape makes me wonder if maybe it was a relative of Paranthropus Robustus instead of H. Habilis, but honestly it really could be either. This was likely also a male, due to the canine size and the crest size. But overall it's build and cranial structure is definitely that of a hominid! This video was absolutely fascinating to watch as always! And apologies for the long comment, I find hominid research fascinating lol.
@Criiptid
Жыл бұрын
Although that does make me wonder how it got to the Americas, especially since both Paranthropus and Habilis were regionally based around Africa/Asia.
@Welnisty
Жыл бұрын
So, why this one have no lips, where are advantages?
@kevinkerwin4118
4 ай бұрын
You may have apologized but you forgot to add "no hominid"
@staticaleel5068
Жыл бұрын
Imma be honest. The way you analyze fictional monsters in a biological sense is fascinating. I’m pretty sure you attach attributes to these creatures that not even the movie makers even thought of. Yet it somehow still fits what the film makers intended. It’s cool to hear, good work
@shanespencer8754
Жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly the monster is supposed to be based on a cryptid called batsquach. The monster has a thin membrane under its arms that’s hard to see
@xXJLNINJAXx
Жыл бұрын
HAH i knew it looked pretty batlike in the concept art. Mix that with the primate part and the name makes a lot of sense.
@Randerson2409
Жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, my man. I love your content. I love the breakdowns of the movies. I love the humour. I love the science. But by a country mile my favourite thing about this video (and the ruins, as it happens) are when you absolutely cannot stand a character. It's truly glorious
@SirComeSighs
Жыл бұрын
This channel combines coverage of the plots of gnarly creature flicks with in-depth dives into the biology behind their monsters (from a real scientist) all the while carrying a comedic and scholarly tone that is not only funny but greatly informative as well. I can laugh and learn here - love what you're doing here, man. Keep it up! I've been subbed on my main account for a few months now, but I'm doing it on this one too shhh
@robertnelson9599
Жыл бұрын
I will never understand why KZitem has it out for this guy. Roanoke is amazing.
@Nat20streak
Жыл бұрын
Roanoke is one of the few "fictional biology" youtubers that seems like he enjoys the things he talks about, whether ironically or not... a lot of the others seem to have the attitude of "this building sized radioactive lizard monster that breathes fire wasn't designed with its cellular respiratory system fully planned out, and I don't want to figure out a way it could potentially overcome the weight it would need to hold up, so therefore it's horrible..." meanwhile Roanoke pulls out relatively obscure biology variations to explain why the alien has glowing green blood.
@Blackbird0098
Жыл бұрын
Man I love Spicy Roanoke, every time a character’s either a shitty parent or a cheater the sass comes out full force and I’m here for it 😂😂😂
@bronze1895
Жыл бұрын
RG: donations to give younglings books. Anakin Skywalker: what kinda nonsense is this.
@coreytaylor5386
Жыл бұрын
to add to the humans being cryptids thing, we are also hairless, making us look super diseased and sick but also still able to do everything else mentioned. Id bet the animals tell stories about "what if humans, but not diseased, how horrifying would that be?"
@ArDeeMee
9 ай бұрын
And then a chimpanzee enters the room and everyone gets tfo.
@biohazardjonny
Жыл бұрын
"About as useful as a knitted condom." That's an amazing insult.
@jujubeans32088
Жыл бұрын
As a Southern native, every time Roanoke describes a messed up story from growing up in the area with questionable parental units I just smile. Growing up in Georgia, the question parental joking extended to marsh-coast line. So in addition to the parental threats of being left as a snack to the monsters near pitch black roads in forested areas, I also got to experience being the joys of my parents and family treating to "feed me to the alligators" (if we were nearer the swamps and marshes) or the sharks (if we were nearer the coast). Georgia! It's a nightmare, which I deeply love.
@AntiKira20
Жыл бұрын
Georgia is a Southern Version of Catachan, and nothing can convince me otherwise.
@Zetas117
Жыл бұрын
@@AntiKira20 Annndd now i have a horrible vision of Barking Toads being a real thing, whelp now i'm horrified.
@AntiKira20
Жыл бұрын
@@Zetas117 Well, we have a lot of poisonous toads around, but nothing like the Catachan Barking Toad...closest thing we have is the Cane Toad. Just steer clear of the forests and you'll be fine.
@frozenpants8482
Жыл бұрын
I love your content, not only because of the breakdown of the science involved, but also your passion for it. Based on your response to an alcoholic yelling at your sub-adult, I kinda wish you'd been my Dad growing up.
@Profile__1
Жыл бұрын
14:22 That's such an interesting perspective that I've never truly thought about. The idea that humans truly are cyptid creatures of eldritch horror to most animals. Exactly as you put it is how we often describe unknowable creatures from myth and folklore. That's so cool to think about, and it really makes perfect sense why animals react so violently or fearfully to us. It also explains why they do so even when we are trying to help them, like freeing a deer when it's suck on a fence or when a seal is caught to remove a plastic tie around its neck. Like imagine being stuck in the woods, isolated, starving, dehydrated, and on the edge of death. Then out in the distance you hear thr horrifying screams of a skinwalker running towards you. You pick up something to try to defend yourself in vain. It suddenly lunges, pinning you down with terrifyingly massive sharp claws and impossibly powerful limbs, and out of nowhere it injects you with some fluids. You keep struggling, crying and screaming, as it starts running off probably taking you to its family to eat you. Finally, though, it drops you off right in front of a populated highway and runs off. And that's it.
@SalttheMeat-nb9ui
Жыл бұрын
The tip for a runaway car is actually super helpful, once again, thank you Roanoke. Time stamp 12:17
@nathanaelhavlik4293
Жыл бұрын
Life lessons with papa roanoke, once again.
@Sick_Visit
Жыл бұрын
Honestly happy to watch your videos helps distract me from what’s currently happening love your work bud.
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
I Hope everything is alright over there bro!
@TheChildofAuraReborn
Жыл бұрын
Nice Jeff Smurf icon.
@phucyuho2807
Жыл бұрын
I respect those video sponsors lmfao. I grew up in a low income area, as a kid there would be all these awesome books at the book fairs that would happen at my school but I never really had the money to buy them. It's probably why I became such a big collector of manga in my adult years. If kids want to read/enjoy books/just look at the pictures in said books let em'. Books are amazing escapes from reality they can allow any kid or grownup to feel like a noble knight or an adventurer in a different world. So yea just super happy for the people behind that sponsor. Good shit folks!
@laurenparajecki1387
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, some mother-daughter pairs can look like sisters. My mom and i were once asked if we were sisters at some point
@wizardofaus7013
10 ай бұрын
“If it takes out the mum, at least Lizzie has the good parent left.” That got a genuine loud laugh outta me, damn that’s good
@ornu01
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I wish I could say that I didn't know people like this woman. One of them is a man, to be fair, but I can think of three women that I wouldn't trust in any kind of stressful situation.
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
I know someone like this woman to be honest, fairly horrific but hey, we are all here!
@phalanx2117
Жыл бұрын
I dont hear my dreams. As I'm falling asleep, I can actually sense my hearing turn off. I first noticed it as a young kid. In my mid 30s now, it still happens regularly
@XxTHEBEASTxXJP
Жыл бұрын
Listening to him bash the mother the entire video had me laughing so much.
@anthonydasilva5240
Жыл бұрын
The monster in the tree line is good. We had the road hog who stalks and eats crying and loud children on road trips.
@teinestokoe2628
Жыл бұрын
3am, woke up for a piss in the middle of the night and now I'm being forced to watch a brand new high quality Roanoke upload
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
thanks bby ;)
@Redyqar
Жыл бұрын
I think "Attack the Block" movie could be interesting for your channel. Great movie and a lot of possibilities to discuss mating behavior in animals, pheromones and all that.
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
Ill check that out!
@drakobloodwing540
Жыл бұрын
I'll say this when me and my older brother first Watch this movie we thought it was related to Ben 10 like a Ben 10 horror movie because the monsters looked like a wild mutt. I'll leave that to your imagination and when you see it tell me I'm wrong. They do look like Wild mutt.
@immagical7036
Жыл бұрын
Is that the one with the creatures with glowing teeth and vantablack fur??
@appalachiabrauchfrau
Жыл бұрын
Hey Roanoke, have you thought of going over the creatures in the Riddick movies? Like the bioraptors or mud demons? That'd be pretty neat!
@mud4309
10 ай бұрын
He already has
@harveymeek2702
10 ай бұрын
@@mud4309Why you lyin?
@adamwest8256
Жыл бұрын
This was a really good video. Roanoke Gaming, hats off to ya. Love the scientific look into a movie I'll 99.9% probably never see. On a side note. Sammy T's in Huntsville Alabama is the last place I went with my now dead fiance some 15+ years ago. It was a concert/costume contest. My fiance entered the contest as a Catholic school girl and won. She was a Miss Alabama runner up btw. A few short months later she was gone. Sorry, just had to let it out. Just hearing the name of that bar and city brings memories rushing back.
@incoggneeto6937
Жыл бұрын
"SNACKRIFICE"?!? Bleddy brilliant! I was in stitches.
@mvckennytv5379
Жыл бұрын
“She’s already a bad mother, might as well solidify that” 😂😂
@antoniusgarcia2362
Жыл бұрын
“Watching them menacingly, just standing there” love it lol
@attimus103
Жыл бұрын
It almost looks like a Varghulf from Warhammer. It's like a giant vampire bat with primate physiology and the size of a small box truck.
@AssembledAlternatively
Жыл бұрын
Roanoke's pride for the human race will forever make me laugh and smile happily.
@bryku
Жыл бұрын
You know that feeling when you use a Q-tip in your ears and it just feels soooooo freaking good despite doctors saying it is bad. Roanoke's videos are like that...
@housewilma4904
Жыл бұрын
the mom just made me sad mostly cause she reminded me of my buddy david right i only know him for about 3 months but he was such a loveable guy who helped me with my trauma he just couldnt stop drinking the poison even though it was killing him and ruining his marriage. note to anybody if your buddy starts trying to give you heirlooms of there like say there old miltary uniform please keep a close eye on em they likely know something wrong and think theyll pass soon.
@Learn.The.Hardway
Жыл бұрын
I sure do love your breakfown of films. Never once hit the timestamp to skip anything! It makes me happy when you laugh as reviewing!
@Telarii
Жыл бұрын
I can totally relate to going off when talking about stuff you're fixated on. Back when I was defending my Bachelor's, I exceeded the time limit by an hour, effectively making the students waiting their turn after me shit bricks. (Got the highest grade tho.)
@bryantsanchez-carazo5816
Жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait, defending your bachelor's degree? What did you major in and why did you have to defend it?
@Telarii
Жыл бұрын
@@bryantsanchez-carazo5816 I think I might have translated it wrong, in my country (I'm Polish) to get your degree/diploma, in the last year of your studies you have to prepare a project and then present it to a jury of professors, then answer questions. It's called a defence, literally. We don't have a major here, it doesn't work like in the US, you just study the subject you applied for. I studied graphic design and my final project was a series of watercolor illustrations based on Scandinavian folklore plus design of a book about the topic with those illustrations in it. Huh, I only now realised that while I studied something completely different from Roanoke, the subject of my final project kinda is something he could make a video about. Small world.
@chubbyanemone696
Жыл бұрын
Whoah, here if I surpass just some minutes from the time limit, it's an instant zero and it's ANOTHER YEAR preparing the defense of my work.
@danthewatcher9681
Жыл бұрын
Ty Rono, you just confirmed to me I narrowly avoided death via lack of sleep :D Some years back I worked for a "photo studio" as a techy, and due to me running on 12h/12h shifts I ended up not being able to sleep for about a week and had I not been bailed by a friend, had he not taken my shift so I could return 24 h later I would have ended up not sleeping for 2 weeks and most likely ended up flatlining in the process since at one point I started forgetting what I was supposed to do just as I got out the door! Dark Times, hell of a month that was !
@katiedonkin8632
Жыл бұрын
I don't see why anyone would want to skip through half of your videos. Your commentaries never fail to make me laugh. Thanks Roanoke, a rubbish day until I saw your upload. 😊
@DarknessPrevails
Жыл бұрын
What a great movie this was. I need more, new monster movies plz thx
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
looking for some more!
@thetacticalpuertorican
Жыл бұрын
You should make a Playlist of all the bad parents in your videos. I thoroughly enjoy watching you flame them. Lol
@thalia5382
Жыл бұрын
The intro explains a lot about Roanoke’s psyche; after all, only maniacs choose to study microbiology…. I know this, because I’m one too (We can fit so many mental disorders in these scientists)
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
the lab was a hell of a place Ill tell you that XD
@thalia5382
Жыл бұрын
@@RoanokeGaming you should try working in a government lab here in Africa…. It’s a different kind of hell
@chaoseater7842
Жыл бұрын
*Slaps scientist* You can fit so many mental disorders in this badboy
@sir_fuckwit
Жыл бұрын
@@chaoseater7842 That's wonderful. Thank you for making me laugh.
@mythospi0226
Жыл бұрын
I’ve been trying to find this movie for ages and I’m so happy you did a video about it
@LORDVOLCOS
Жыл бұрын
"Build Society, Get good" I laughed so hard.
@hazelmint1072
Жыл бұрын
I like when you explain the phenomenon/monster while you're talking about the synopsis. It makes the whole synopsis much more interesting!
@inkel8314
Жыл бұрын
Hey Roanoke, can you make a video about the vocal cords parasites from MGSV: The Phantom Pain or one about the ghouls or super mutants from the fallout universe?
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
I can take a look!
@HellbirdIV
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes listening to Roanoke trying to bypass KZitem demonetization sounds like an even more depressing version of NewSpeak from 1984. It also got me wondering during the recommending of the child literacy thing at the beginning if he was censoring the word "children" because frankly, with KZitem bots, who knows how to be safe anymore!
@nathanaelhavlik4293
Жыл бұрын
It's simultaneously hilarious and depressing.
@booboodavila
Жыл бұрын
“As useful as a knitted condom” My favorite simile of yours lately 😂👍🏼
@josered-bro5710
Жыл бұрын
Honestly 90% of the reason I watch this is just for the hilarious breakdown of the movies, I've seen other channels do movie breakdowns and they are always boring because there's no adlib of hate or question of why someone would do something so dumb. They always just goe "here's what happened in the movie" and that's it. Roanoke Ageing is the best at movie breakdowns and summaries ❤😂
@Cuzko_Gaming
Жыл бұрын
Hey Roanoke I just watch EDGERUNNERS (cyberpunk anime) then was deeply influenced to play the the game (was not as bad as it originally came out) has some interesting concepts about mixing cybernetics and the human body. Would love to see a video about it someday. Keep up the great content Big Dawg!!!
@ErikRicardoLC
Жыл бұрын
the game is more about a heist go wrong. The main theme is there, how aimless ambitions destroys the protagonist and shatters everyone's dreams
@CrypticCreature
Жыл бұрын
AH I saw this movie a handful of years ago!!! Always found the creature design to be REALLY neat. Very glad to see you cover this monster! Your videos are always really cool and informative!
@echothefurry164
Жыл бұрын
always a good day when the foot lord uploads
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
thanks brother XD
@neteroissaacc9287
Жыл бұрын
Just had to comment and tell you your breakdown of the sleep cycles helped me to put my 2 month old to sleep and stay asleep. Gotta get past that first 7 minutes. Thank you!
@johnpyrett4017
Жыл бұрын
My thoughts on why the "troll" was taken down but not out by the fire is that it has a similar reaction of "fainting goats" making it panic then the creature locks up causing it to "faint". Fire most likely is its trigger so it doesn't cause cave-ins. Most underground fires are caused by gas build up and leaking into structurally weak areas of caves.
@gypsybluewaves580
Жыл бұрын
Bear with me. Husband doesn't like your show as he says he doesn't like reviews and people bashing movies. I'm like babe he does science, not reviews. Finally got him to sit through. He's a car guy/former mechanic. Now it's he likes the car aspect of your show but is whatever about the science part. Lol. He's the mechanic and I'm the dork. You make a show that works for everyone !
@Emma-se5wm
Жыл бұрын
That first sentence hit so hard tho. The country roads in the south after dark have always scared the piss out of me. I've broken down in north GA and def thought it was the end, that bigfoot was gonna get me. Don't normally believe in bigfoot but that pitch black darkness triggers all sorts of crazy thoughts!! Btw thank you for raising awareness and funds for childhood literacy!
@xXJLNINJAXx
Жыл бұрын
Should watch "abominable". Big foot horror movie. Old movie, but not too too old.
@CaptainDilf357
Жыл бұрын
Back for another one thank god we got you Roanoke ❤
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
I appreciate you watching my man!
@CaptainDilf357
Жыл бұрын
It’s my pleasure! Thank you for making my days easier and making such amazing content for all of us too enjoy I’ll be waiting for the next one papa Roanoke!!🫡🫡🫡
@igooog
Ай бұрын
Roa's commitment to the "A-2-D" bit is why he's the most hard-working youtuber in the business
@Tonbizzle
Жыл бұрын
As a survivor of "bad parenting" It's always nice to know that the real world doesn't appreciate it. That being said, I'm a heavy drinker, and I'm glad to know that my terrible self-destructive (I don't got no kids) habit makes me less tasty to predators. Long life through intoxication, wooo-hooo!
@adam346
Жыл бұрын
the whole "shift it into neutral" will only ever be an issue for someone who has never driven manual... for motorcycles and manual drivers it will be one of those "oh, right, I have a clutch!"
@rakshakaur1985
Жыл бұрын
As per usual, a great video that we all can enjoy 🤩 Thank you for sharing!
@azeria1
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being killed by something called the skibidi though pretty embarrassing that’s like getting killed by slow zombies
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
worst fate imaginable XD
@octoberalvarez3490
Жыл бұрын
"Tossed around more than a preacher's daughter at a frat party" 🤣🤣 fuckin killed me xD 22:34
@niccalee
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't think it's dead. Really glad you covered this movie though. :)
@bompingdatwomper
Жыл бұрын
Roanoke always making washing dishes easier
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
Fantastic!
@wolfeye2717
Жыл бұрын
Him: deep sleep makes you hard to wake up Me: in the army where sleeping was non existent and in my citizen life , falls asleep, at any moment someone passed 2 meters away from me , me automatically wakes up in attack mode... Man got to love being mentally fucked like that xD sleep means nothing when I feel probably harmful presence
@benjaminbouyant2675
Жыл бұрын
Man, I can't donate, but damn I love the sponsor! As someone who comes from a place where children don't have a lot of opportunities, I'd definitely help with it! I'm defo sharing this!
@Greatwolfpearl123
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know if you look at requests in the comments, Roanoke, but I have a suggestion. Could you do a video on the science of The Fly? It seems up your alley and I am personally interested. :)
@burtemis1
Жыл бұрын
The A:, 2:, D: joke will never get old no matter how many of every single Roanoke video it appears in.
@RoanokeGaming
Жыл бұрын
Gotta learn a new one at some point lol
@shawnbutler9888
Жыл бұрын
Checked this out in a whim a while back. Turned out to really enjoy it, and wanted more when it ended. So to me, that equates to a good(or at least enjoyable) movie.
@ultimatesunbro
Жыл бұрын
As long as the toilet heads dont pop up in this video i will not punch the screen. But keep it up Roanoke! Been loving the videos for many a year. And will keep doing so
@Jeebustherisen
Жыл бұрын
I originally came to this channel because I'm a giant nerd and I love these break downs. But now I feel like Roanoke and I would be friends IRL, mostly based on our shared disdain for bad parents and our innate reaction to people yelling at our offspring. We are still primates after all.
@jurassicattack01
Жыл бұрын
youtube recommended your video talking about shin godzilla, and now I'm at least 15 videos deep into your channel, you've got some amazing videos out there, I really enjoy your humor, your movie summary, and breaking down the biology, the medical side of things, the disease and all the other science side of things in these movies
@LetsShootIt
Жыл бұрын
Love these videos man, don’t have time to watch bad movies anymore. The summary and breakdowns are awesome
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