I like how Kit always prefers the traditional Chicago remedy for stupid; take the guy aside, and "educate" him.
@aziouss2863
Жыл бұрын
Or kick that woman in the face. God there was a kid there for fucks sake. I am fucking furious fuck not hitting women she earned it...
@nicwalker882
Жыл бұрын
If more people were “educated” I feel that this world wouldn’t have as many Darwins in it 😤✊
@corinthiansdaniels3728
Жыл бұрын
And repeat until educated
@spiritbx1337
Жыл бұрын
@@nicwalker882 Unless the 'education' causes them to get an award there or in the future...
@sebastianwagner7334
Жыл бұрын
Well, when common sense is clearly not present and/or available as a modus of behavioural control, classic conditioning is the next best thing. I am with him on this.
@youraveragepotato9411
Жыл бұрын
Other 4 are a Blunderbuss, Flintlock Pistol, Stick, and a Rock.
@kaelhyun2401
Жыл бұрын
It's also awesome that the trophy is Bullets shaped into DNA (I've seen versions of the Award useing a Bust of Darwin
@redmist6630
Жыл бұрын
they could have added a bow or crossbow, or that firework stick the chinese used
@youraveragepotato9411
Жыл бұрын
@@redmist6630 The Fire Lance?
@redmist6630
Жыл бұрын
@@youraveragepotato9411 yeah, need one of those for the spiders in my room
@realtalk2150
Жыл бұрын
also, since it's Darwin so it's the evolution of weapons
@noneedtoknow07
Жыл бұрын
"We do not have a gun problem in this country, we have a crippling culture problem" - Is my favorite quote out of this video I mean there is always one person trying to act cool in these video's and nearly kills themselves in the process. Also Kit's reaction to that first clip just sheer shock at her stupidity was priceless. Also I was in Army we only had one instance with the Sim rounds, those things do not feed through an M249 so well and one projectile got stuck in the barrel.
@leechowning2712
Жыл бұрын
That first one I really really hope someone bothered to share her live stream to local child protective services. Because she should not be having children in her home. Honestly I don't know which is worse, the idea of the child is in the room with her or the idea that the child could have been upstairs.
@berfmerp4904
Жыл бұрын
I would agree on the basis to use cps if it’s that exact instance. Or another that I have in mind which is not suitable by the KZitem overlords.
@leechowning2712
Жыл бұрын
@@berfmerp4904 I grew up experiencing the negative part of child protective services but there are specific cases where they are actually still very necessary. Cases of obvious child endangerment should still be one of those and I cannot imagine a more obvious case of child endangerment than this.
@tommiturmiola3682
Жыл бұрын
Here's hoping that you just revealed the source of this video. CPS that is. They may have decided that this kind of behaviour WILL get their undivided attention.
@grimerime23
Жыл бұрын
@@berfmerp4904 CPS tends to average around "Bad" but actual homes themselves vary wildly anywhere from great to fucking horrible. its still not a great choice, but sometimes its the lesser of two evils...
@ihatethiswholedamplanet
Жыл бұрын
Those sim rounds are no joke. Got hit right on my ass cheek and had trouble walking straight rest of the day.
@England91
Жыл бұрын
Bit like getting hit by a paintball without padding
@QuixoteBadger
Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I remember doing house clearing exercises and the poor opfor guys would just drop as soon as we pointed the rifle so they wouldn't get shot for the 40th time that day.
@giannicarbonara7342
Жыл бұрын
@roxanne wolf Near darwin award winner
@nookxx5
4 ай бұрын
not the only time someone was hit in the ass and couldnt walk straight the rest of the day
@phamanhtai2824
Жыл бұрын
The last dude was trying so hard to cosplay that dude with sword confronted Indiana Jones
@illogicalbear6200
Жыл бұрын
I was a Private Contractor working for the Army. For those who don't know - Sim rounds are like paintball but for people who enjoy eating thumbtacks. They hurt like a MF when you get hit in the ribs. Not anywhere close to as bad as it was taking a bullet to the vest, trust me, but they HURT when they hit bone.
@dj11o9er
Жыл бұрын
You didnt need those bones anyway. You had worse
@Hammer1987
Жыл бұрын
It's just a stick. The illustration on the award is a spoof of the famous illustration of how man evolved. The one that goes like small monke, big monke, hunched over man, straight up man.
@AJZulu
Жыл бұрын
RETURN TO MONKE
@Agent_Matt_6
Жыл бұрын
I feel like the US could take a book out of the Swiss and have very in depth gun safety & training
@nouhorni3229
Жыл бұрын
it's great because everyone has a gun but ammunition is regulated really well.
@AnarchyShogun
Жыл бұрын
Part of the problem is actually that gun culture receded for about a generation. My grandparents on both sides, and some of my older aunts and uncles, had shooting clubs available in school, and would learn target shooting in things like the boy scouts or girl scouts. So a large percentage of kids learned basic gun safety at a fairly young age. But starting in the 60s and up into the 90s that gun culture really receded into more rural areas. So a lot of kids grow up with nothing but video games or movies, and no generational knowledge being passed down either. Then they turn 18 or 21, decide to buy a gun, have no idea what they are doing, and no respect for the danger that miss-handled firearms represent.
@jameshunt9208
11 ай бұрын
@@AnarchyShogun absolutely
@Darth_Conans
11 ай бұрын
@nouhorni3229 The feds can regulate my damn balls.
@Zundfolge
Жыл бұрын
I love how people's stupidity just really pisses you off.
@ChillyReaper
Жыл бұрын
Can you blame him?
@dj11o9er
Жыл бұрын
To be fair. He's a marine. A jarhead. A leatherneck. Etc. *The dude had gun safety and shit, plus common sense, drilled into his head since day 1 in basic.* He is very sane, he got pissed with these mongoloids.
@RavenStory71123
Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure one of the main rules of picking a fight is don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, thought everyone knew this by now. If you’re aggressor, or the person you’re aggressing, has a gun and you don’t, four letters, gtfo.
@dj11o9er
Жыл бұрын
I believe there is a 'rule' about this. The 20 something foot rule. Where you *should* have time to rush the person before they had time to draw, cock, aim and shoot. But I don't know if that works very well.
@Artanis99
Жыл бұрын
@@dj11o9er You are talking about Tueller Drill and that is only for holstered gun. In that drill there was determined that knife wielder has time to cover 21ft and attack before the gun wielder has time to get a first shot off. This guy passed by virtue of having his gun already out during incident.
@CameraFilmProductions
Жыл бұрын
From left to right on that award it looks like a hand grenade(or maybe a rock?), a stick, a flintlock pistol, a blunderbuss, and an AK-47.
@BlueSlinky
Жыл бұрын
I love Kit’s reactions. Such genuine shock at the sheer stupidity of other people.
@GeneralKenobiSIYE
Жыл бұрын
That stalker guy who tried to act hard and got shot learned a lesson, "Fuck around and find out!"
@chugachuga9242
Жыл бұрын
My guy at the end started making literal SpongeBob sound affects.
@REDPyro-os2km
Жыл бұрын
Add a few hundred more screams from the wounded/dying and it's like we never left the trenches
@stalinsoulz7872
Жыл бұрын
@@REDPyro-os2km dude screams like he just stormed the beaches of Normandy
@yaminokaiju7864
Жыл бұрын
"Remove yourself from the gene pool" made me laugh to the point of actual pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Agent_Matt_6
Жыл бұрын
I have yet to see a story of a Darwin Award winner that’s still alive. It’s possible, if you managed to sterilize yourself, but I haven’t seen that
@mastermindisaac4083
Жыл бұрын
@@Agent_Matt_6 oh its in one of Brandons Videos. You know, the whole: "point a gun at your wobbly bits and fiddle with the trigger".
@lennartgamer2339
Жыл бұрын
@@Agent_Matt_6 I mean, what about people that accidentally or by pure stupidity neutered someone else /killed someone else? Do those count? Or would the person who committed those, just getting an participate certificate, while the ones who were put in that situation (against their will) get the real Darwin Award?
@passingrando6457
Жыл бұрын
@@Agent_Matt_6 I recall a news story from about twenty years back where a dude in one of the Carolinas was holding one of those mortar fireworks up at his crotch like it was a penis. Didn't realize it was turned around the wrong way and it fired straight into his testicles. Allegedly, that did the trick.
@giannicarbonara7342
Жыл бұрын
@@lennartgamer2339 Neither, since they didn't remove themselves and instead committed manslaughter.
@silentkhaos1176
Жыл бұрын
11:29 I absolutely love that you can watch his eyes widen the second Brandon says the dude pulls the gun using the trigger.
@newwaveinfantry8362
Жыл бұрын
4:40 - It's rock, stick, flintlock, Elmer Fudd's gun and then AK. It's supposed to be a reference to the famous drawing of the primate becoming a person through evolution as a reference to Darwin and it's simultaneously a joke about AKs being the superior weapon, the peak of weapon's evolution, which Brandon would agree with.
@michaeljohns9003
Жыл бұрын
Dude @19:11 almost Alec Baldwin'd himself
@ChicagoReacts
Жыл бұрын
Oh god hahahaha
@darryldouglasmarbaniang7162
Жыл бұрын
I really like the 'Darwin Award' trophy. Man, that's real genius right there. I salute the maker.
@edgychico9311
Жыл бұрын
29:06 dude sounds like Mario got flame on his butt cheeks 😂
@conorstewart2214
Жыл бұрын
On the trophy it looks like it’s supposed to be an evolution of weapons, like Darwin’s theory of evolution. The first one looks like a rock, the second a stick, the third a flintlock pistol, the fourth a blunderbuss and lastly an AK.
@McMannis505
Жыл бұрын
“Those sim rounds hurt though”. Facts. My agency uses them for active shooter training. I managed to go 4/5 days without getting hit but damn I got lit up on day 5.
@NeverOutOfTheFight
Жыл бұрын
What it feel like?
@Boofy95
Жыл бұрын
I was in the Air Force and did some combat training for a deployment where I was hit by those SIM rounds. My plate got hit a bunch but if it hit my arms or legs then it definitely left a bruise.
@Spectre-907
Жыл бұрын
The thing that blows my mind about clips like these is that not only do these people take *life-threatening* Ls, they're still so attention starved that they post it anyways
@p08theghost74
Жыл бұрын
Brandon Herrera aka "Ak Jesus"
@tomkirkemo5241
Жыл бұрын
There are SO many people out there that should not be around guns, Accidents DO happen, even here in Norway. And yes, we DO have guns in Norway. But we know how to handle them as safe as possible. :)
@Pokyhawk
Жыл бұрын
16:42 Employee: "What was that?" Dipstick: "I have no clue." Employee: "Well then tell your wanker we don't allow smoking."
@sebastianwagner7334
Жыл бұрын
I see Kit's meditation classes are going very well, cause that is the only reason I can see him being so calm watching these fricking morons. Especially compared to other videos I have seen him in xD
@Blap7
Жыл бұрын
0:00 kit jumpscare
@ChicagoReacts
Жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@nicwalker882
Жыл бұрын
11:05 Kira be givin that Phantom Pain 😳
@leechowning8728
Жыл бұрын
Go watch her video reacting to this one... he was just feeling the punch that she did honestly want to throw on that clip.
@GarioTheRock
Жыл бұрын
23:10 had be cackling, that was absolute peak situational irony, absolutely hilarious.
@jehoiakimelidoronila5450
Жыл бұрын
"so in layman's terms whether you want to *wake the fuck up or knock the fuck out* ..." New quote for the day, I guess?
@englishpolishmememan8892
Жыл бұрын
Moved to the US and enjoy the gun culture here in the former colonies. Have to have a laugh when I can easily put two and two together in regards to what not to do and what to do with firearms. I mean, I get it, NA education n all but tbh these darwin awards videos do give some creedence to at least an IQ test for firearms ownership.
@englishpolishmememan8892
Жыл бұрын
Also, I can feel Kit's anxiety through the screen.
@shinigamiking69
Жыл бұрын
9:09 the whistle when he says stupid
@oneevilchef
Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the forever-box awards.
@SpartanB209
6 ай бұрын
My brother told me a story about his time in boot camp where one of the other guys in his class got nailed in the twig and berries three separate times in one day. Needless to say he was in a lot of pain, and desperately wished he was wearing a cup.
@NagaTales
Жыл бұрын
22:13 I remember Sim Round training from USMC Boot. Nailed one of my platoon buddies square in the facemask with a sim round; dude was pissed! All I had was a grazing shot to my helmet, little line of blue along the left side. Dunno if I was just lucky or my buddy was a bad shot that day!
@drrocketman7794
Жыл бұрын
Evolution of weapons: rock, stick, flintlock pistol, blunderbuss, and AK-47. Not too far off. Rock, hammer, axe, sword, cannon, handgun, musket, rifle, repeating rifle, machine gun.
@Beuwen_The_Dragon
Жыл бұрын
This is why Bringing back Mandatory Firearm Safety and training Education Back into ALL Schools is important. Back in the day, Everyone was taught how to Safely handle firearms. These days, Tic Tok teaches them…
@Gwydion_Wolf
Жыл бұрын
"she dropped the gun, whats to keep it from shooting again". The VAST majority of firearms MUST pass what is called a 'drop test' to prevent them from firing if they were hit or dropped while loading and 'ready to fire'. There ARE some instances of guns doing just that (shooting on their own essentially), but it is like 999/1000 times a mechanical failure of some type, not a perfectly fine weapon doing it. "what's to stop someone else from grabbing it and shooting it" .... Nothing.. which is why its even more stupid of her to be doing that with the kid there, as they could have easily grabbed it and tried to 'help' while pointing it at her. Which.. as Brandon states "we dont have a gun problem, we have a culture problem"
@hackerx7329
Жыл бұрын
It is possible for something to snag the trigger while the gun is dropping and cause it to go off but it is really unlikely and the whole point of trigger guards is to make it really difficult for anything to accidentally catch on and pull the trigger.
@dastemplar9681
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the pipe gun video. The one which he made only few weeks after Shinzo Abe was assassinated… yikes. Talk about a little “too soon”.
@markedwards3647
Жыл бұрын
re balls T shirt: "maybe you want to check this out, maybe get one for yourself." Thanks, two is enough for me."
@crustybomb115
Жыл бұрын
4:21 rock, stick, flintlock pistol, blunderbuss(not a musket but kinda close in terms of time period, think shotgun but old as hell) and AK...
@drrocketman7794
Жыл бұрын
27:09 from an Army explosive specialist back in the day: what Brandon did there was just a hop, skip, and a jump from making a *FUCKING PIPE BOMB* people... seriously, don't do it. The reason pipe bombs are so dangerous isn't blast, it's fragmentation: shattered, twisted bits of metal flying through the air at Mach Bazillion and *tearing everything apart that gets in the way.* That's why the Army has a chart of minimum safe distances for given explosive charges. Note: fragmentation hazards will *triple* those distances.
@elmodareactor1718
Жыл бұрын
On the Darwin award theres an AK a blunderbuss a flintlock pistol a stick and a rock. The evolution of fighting eachother😂
@DumbChaoticPhoque
Жыл бұрын
play stupid games win stupid prizes that is basically what this video was
@CraftMine1000
Жыл бұрын
4:30 stone, stick, flintlock, blunderbuss, ak, "Progression of war" if I had to guess at a motive
@tada849
Жыл бұрын
It goes AK, blunderbuss, Flintlock, stick, Rock,
@drrocketman7794
Жыл бұрын
Proof that some people should never operate anything more complicated than a shovel. Or more dangerous.
@noneofyourbusiness3288
Жыл бұрын
Only in America could a guy walk into a fast food pizza place, accidentally discharge a firearm and people just keep on going like nothing happened. wtf xD
@scarletflandre7604
Жыл бұрын
Am i the only onr thst found the guy in the last clip just shouting "OWWWW! OWWWWWW!" After getting shot funny? I couldnt help but laugh
@DJSpike-ft9yw
Жыл бұрын
We didn’t have to outrun saber toothed cats, cave bears, dire wolves, or the like…we just had to outrun the guy next to us 😂
@joeylingross818
Жыл бұрын
Hey Kit, i know schedules can be crazy, and i love the reactions. I miss you and kiara doin these vids together yk. Have you guys thought of reacting doing Marine Reacts to Gunbusters by Kalashnikov Group?
@Karadjanov
Жыл бұрын
Human beings cannot outrun anything :D They simply outsmarted everything :D
@dhamon45
Жыл бұрын
In order: Rock, Stick, Flintlock Pistol, Blunderbuss, and AK
@Gwydion_Wolf
Жыл бұрын
The 'weapons' on there are an: 1) AK 2) Blunderbuss (black-powder 'shotgun' essentially... they would fire literally anything you put down the barrel) 2) Flint-lock / Black Powder Pistol. 3) Stick. 4) Rock :D
@RabbyBabu
Жыл бұрын
I immensely enjoy kit freaking out over these videos 😂
@NightL3gacy47
Жыл бұрын
So I haven't seen any other comments about the trophy picture, so I'ma help Kit out: The first one looks to be a stone The second is a stick. The third is a Flintlock Pistol (speaking generally, not sure of the exact model) The fourth is a Blunderbuss
@justicewarren5483
Жыл бұрын
It's called a blunder bust and flint lock
@matthewkicklighter6065
Жыл бұрын
I served in the Marines, and not enough crayons in the world would get me to have a sim round to the dome.
@bretluongo108
Жыл бұрын
Vibe'n with ya in Skokie!!
@RandallSmith89
Жыл бұрын
That almost triggered my ptsd I've witnessed a suicide as a volunteer firefighter
@shinigamiking69
Жыл бұрын
the people in this video are dar-winning these awards
@OriginalOwner777
Жыл бұрын
Its a stick then a flintlock pistol then a Blunderbuss the og shotgun then the ak.
@zeanyt2372
4 ай бұрын
The first clip. If you don't have the presence of mind and responsibility to responsibly own a firearm. Why do we trust you with a kid? Seems like a perfect video to report to CPS to me...
@By-s
Жыл бұрын
4:44 That's a reference to Darwin's evolution theory but it's for weapons (hence the Darwin awards), from stones to Modern firearms. Stones -> Sticks -> Flintlocks -> Muskets -> Rifles (AK)
@scottpeltier3977
Жыл бұрын
These are the people that give firearms a bad names. Glad we can laugh at them.
@bryantprak7129
Жыл бұрын
I forgot how much blood ran thru the legs thank for reminding me how much I hated it
@birdbrainz76
Жыл бұрын
on the award. second one from right , i think it is Blunderbuss
@Zael_Moonblade
Жыл бұрын
Rock Stick Flintlock Blunderbust Ak-47 from left to right.
@999Russianman
Жыл бұрын
Order of genetics of the Darwin Award from left to right: Rock, stick, flintlock pistol, blunderbuss, AK
@blakemcelrath54
3 ай бұрын
That was a nice 9mm haircut
@tomkirkemo5241
Жыл бұрын
Isn't that picture of the award from the store of Matt?? Bunker Branding? :)
@rossmagwood1381
Жыл бұрын
the other four would be ca blundrbuss a flintlock astick gunb and a grenade or rock
@sylaconnocalys8443
Жыл бұрын
The five things on the award is, from left to right, a rock, a stick, a flintlock pistol, a blunderbuss, and then an AK. I might be wrong about the middle two since I’m not super well versed in firearms of that time period. It’s a reference to the famous image of the monkey transitioning into modern humans.
@schaddenkorp6977
Жыл бұрын
We had a guy when we were out at NTC in 07 who lost an eye to a blank round.
@patryn36
Ай бұрын
dude sounded like damn alley cat, lmao
@brotherkhrayn3525
Жыл бұрын
I find that first one funny because that dumbass probably lost her job and potentially custody of her child (if that is her child) after that video went up
@InternetGravedigger
Жыл бұрын
The girl with the kid, I'm not sure if she was stupid or if she'd actually live-streamed it. Either way, I'd be surprised if someone didn't try to get CPS involved...
@newwaveinfantry8362
Жыл бұрын
12:30 - Except we are terrible and can't outrun anything on 4 legs.
@WJS774
Жыл бұрын
Not if we are the ones being chased. If we are the ones doing the chasing we can outrun just about _everything_ on four legs, because while we don't move as fast we can keep going for _much_ longer.
@newwaveinfantry8362
Жыл бұрын
@@WJS774 We can keep going for longer than a cheetah. Just about every other four-legged animal has more stamina. Especially in the modern age of obesity.
@WJS774
Жыл бұрын
@@newwaveinfantry8362 Not true. Look up "Persistence hunting". We are some of the best long-distance runners in the animal kingdom.
@jimmumford4444
Жыл бұрын
Really sorry Kira isn’t here for this one. Her reactions would be epic.
@khalifabinhendi6107
Жыл бұрын
I had to pause, go throw the trash, then come back. Just from the first freaking clip.
@rickandmortyplaysvideogame4580
Жыл бұрын
The gun to the left of the Ak-47 is a blunderbuss and the one to the left of that is a flintlock pistol
@megatroll2590
Жыл бұрын
First video in there. Yes that was her kid running around while she almost shot her self in the head.
@lil_kadaver
Жыл бұрын
AK-47 Blunderbuss Flintlock Pistol Stick Rock Branden Herrera/aka the AK-Guy
@luketrezise1520
Жыл бұрын
AK, Blunderbuss, flintlock pistol and a stick lol
@ImprovmanZero
Жыл бұрын
I wasn't able to join apparently history of epilepsy is a concern for the air force
@richardpickett3882
8 ай бұрын
She probably did it on live stream. Key word, live
@Gaylime
Жыл бұрын
In that first second I realized you look like Brandon
@nicolasbourbaki3481
Жыл бұрын
Modern guns tend to be drop-safe, but again, there was a kid there, so yeah.
@egas4679
Жыл бұрын
Oh no we hip fire tracer rounds here down in brazil, no blanks, no training rounds, good ol just shoot that cold war outdated gun until it works!
@nikwaggoner2480
Жыл бұрын
First one will have to explain how they got that bald spot for the rest of time
@Slenderriffic
Жыл бұрын
sim rounds such painful memories
@ras3evo536
Жыл бұрын
“It was a prank bro”
@burningsinner1132
Жыл бұрын
Well, thank god it's not Sig Sauer pistol, otherwise it would go full auto roomba route.
@chitin122
Жыл бұрын
I feel like the gun isn't doing enough to make a difference in removing fools from the gene pool to make a difference for the health of the human species. Still was good to see another video from brandon.
@GarioTheRock
Жыл бұрын
Moar Kit!
@julianpobog-pagowski5662
Жыл бұрын
hisgroans of pain remind me of my cat 29:10 i don't know why
@WinterRaven25
Жыл бұрын
Is everything allright over there? Are you and Kira fighting or something? I haven't seen you together in a bit.
@ChicagoReacts
Жыл бұрын
Temporary setup where people are filming remotely. We have no studio space atm lol
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