What do you think are the worst movies I've reviewed on my channel?
@TheRealCarcar
Жыл бұрын
A*P*E 🦍
@Beastmode-hk3fj
Жыл бұрын
Not sure, yet but they be plenty! Keep up the great work bro :)
@KyleShiflet13666
Жыл бұрын
Definitely A*P*E
@jamesburchill7522
Жыл бұрын
Gratz on 300 man. I imagine space thunder kids will have to be on here somewhere. Guess I'll watch and find out.
@JB-ym4up
Жыл бұрын
Turkish spiderman
@jamesremington8056
Жыл бұрын
I’d love to see a list of movies Brandon bailed on.
@seanla38
Жыл бұрын
Yes me too
@theduke651
Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@och70
Жыл бұрын
Yes! The "So Bad I Couldn't Even Finish It" list.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
Жыл бұрын
Yes! He needs to do that please
@thatweirdlesbian-
Жыл бұрын
Mhm
@OomaGooma
Жыл бұрын
Nothing is worse than a boring movie. Boring is bad.
@lionhart321
Жыл бұрын
A moment of silence to commemorate the passing of both Starcrash 2 and APE from Brandon's worst movies list. That's right, Brandon has reviewed ten movies that are worse than those two.
@AndrewGivens
Жыл бұрын
ohhh *shit*
@michaelthomas5433
Жыл бұрын
Imperial battleship, stop the flow of sequels!
@ThatJohnKillion1970
Жыл бұрын
Worse than 'Starcrash 2'? SHUDDERS!!!
@michaelthomas5433
Жыл бұрын
@@ThatJohnKillion1970 Without Stella Star there can be no Starcrash 2!
@richmcgee434
Жыл бұрын
Tp be fair, we did get a replacement giant ape film that's even worse (and isn't Peking Man, remarkably) and the number spot pretty much fills the same godawful boring scifi drivel niche nicely.
@RevVoice2
Жыл бұрын
Fun story - I've had the honor of being a guest at quite a few anime conventions over the years for doing webcomics. I would do an MST3k show and would make it abundantly clear the one movie I wouldn't do ... is Space Thunder Kids. Two conventions in a row cackled with glee as they said 'We have THE WORST movie for you' and they were right. So right. Painfully right.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
Жыл бұрын
I own a copy and tried watching it but it was so nonsensical I had to mute it and listen to power metal to get through it.
@redjed100
Жыл бұрын
Apparently, the co-writer of “Things,” as well as one of the two lead actors, Barry J. Gillis, met Amber Lynn at a strip club in Toronto, where they lived. (Yes, I’m surprised that there was someone involved with the movie that wasn’t acting in it, too.)
@burtknighten4438
Жыл бұрын
Thought Barry J Gillis was the Geteven, Champaign and bullets guy
@iamjacksselfloathing4857
Жыл бұрын
My fav Brandon quote is now: "You just wanna turn it off, but you can't cause...(sighs) this is the path I've chosen, I guess." 🤣
@TomFrichek
Жыл бұрын
My congratulations on your long and brilliant career. You've entertained me for hours for free, and I am very grateful. 10/10 fricheks
@ohc1492
Жыл бұрын
Wait... do you have an ad blocker?? Otherwise you're definitely paying him for his content...
@TomFrichek
Жыл бұрын
@@ohc1492 "you're definitely paying him." How is the money being taken out of my bank account? How much of my money does he get? Give me a step-by-step of the process. Advertisers pay him, you absolute nincompoop.
@oliverganley6178
Жыл бұрын
It’d be really interesting to know what movies Brandon bailed on. I’d like to set a challenge for myself.
@Hulkzilla0
Жыл бұрын
You deserve as much credit as possible when you review the intolerably boring and frustrating movies.
@XELACRAFTS
Жыл бұрын
Get a room
@Hulkzilla0
Жыл бұрын
@@XELACRAFTS Get a hobby
@funkotron9198
Жыл бұрын
The hero we didn't know we needed.
@jamesabernethy7896
Жыл бұрын
Might seem a stupid thing to pick up on. I love your reviews, well scripted, great delivery, very funny. With a different setting this feels more candid. Keep up the amazing work. Everyone keeps coming back to your channel because they enjoy it. I also hope you realise that some people will be going through a rough time in their lives like me when I had Cancer, the comedy can be an emotional lifesaver. Thank you.
@LittleMissGrosser
Жыл бұрын
Hope you're well
@jamesabernethy7896
Жыл бұрын
@@LittleMissGrosser Hi. Thank you, yes. It was aggressive but caught early. Surgery was a little more complicated but treatment went smoothly. I still remember being in the waiting room before starting my chemo watching his Godzilla videos. I watched a lot of his other videos while recovery at home. It's coming up for 5 years now.
@LittleMissGrosser
Жыл бұрын
@@jamesabernethy7896 Glad to hear it ♥️
@northernboy7272
Жыл бұрын
Dude we appreciate the hell out of what you do. The best movie review show on KZitem.
@Dookieman1975
Жыл бұрын
That cousin playing with toys example felt awfully specific, personal, and passionate
@aaronmoran7195
Жыл бұрын
You deserve a bigger audience, you clearly understand cinema good and bad.
@marvinrt818
Жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon, this is some info for Space Warriors 2000: Space Warriors 2000 is a 1985 film made using footage from The 6 Ultra Brothers vs. The Monster Army, Ultraman Story, Ultraman: Great Monster Decisive Battle, and Ultraman ZOFFY (Which itself consisted mostly of stock footage). It was based off of a Thai reissue of Hanuman vs. 7 Ultraman entitled Hanuman vs. 11 Ultraman. The film was created by Sompote Sands and Dick Randall (a foreign distributional partner of Sands), without the permission of Tsuburaya Productions. The film aired only a few times of American television before Tsuburaya sued the two, as the film was never aired again.
@TheFrugalVideoGamer
Жыл бұрын
For Creepshow 3 done reasonably well, I'd recommend "Tales of Halloween" - it has the right mix of goofy and spooky to be entertaining the full way through
@arcoliatiggett1869
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 300 episodes of solid entertainment. Lost it @21:29 when the rant began 🤣💀
@bucktiger33
Жыл бұрын
Wonder if he went to his cousins house and punched him in the face after this
@johngleeman8347
Жыл бұрын
I dig the "cult classic" angle, because it lets you show your audience decent films that they probably haven't heard of. You can mix positive and negative analysis and keep a more even vibe. Sprinkle in some real stinkers depending on how you're feeling that month. Keep on trucking Sir!
@captaintoyota3171
Жыл бұрын
Glad brandon still remembers being a kid what it was like. A lot of adults seem to forget
@fernandomaron87
Жыл бұрын
I agree. I remember something from my childhood every day and when i mention something that happened 20 years ago to some childhood friend, they rarely remember it.
@rvfiasco
Жыл бұрын
The explanation of playing with toys was spot on.
@robwalsh9843
Жыл бұрын
I distinctly remember this asshole neighbor kid who wouldn't let me at least look at his Robotech/Macross toys. F*** him and his Valkyrie fighter.
@natez9005
Жыл бұрын
Well done on 300! Also RIP Julian Sands your episode on warlock was great.
@ralaun2000
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on the 300 AND for using the “Banjo-Kazooie” opening song! 😊
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
Жыл бұрын
Brandon: Plays the Banjo Kazooie theme. Me: Ah, a man of culture I see.
@thunderforceninja5445
Жыл бұрын
300th episode 🎉🎉 congratulations Brandon 🥂 here's to another year of Canadian snark-casm.
@Antropologopt
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations Brandon for 300 episodes. On to next 300, with Godzilla and all cult classics that are still to come!
@GnrMilligan
Жыл бұрын
Thanks again Brandon, so glad you have managed to get to 300 episodes. And we have enjoyed every single one. Keep em coming, I'm relying on you for my sanity!
@charlesshadid1890
Жыл бұрын
Tales from the darkside the movie is and always will be the real Creepshow 3.
@lutherheggs451
Жыл бұрын
Romero literally always said that Tales from the Darkside was a continuation of Creepshow...They didn't own the rights to the name so they had to call it something else.
@billyrattlesticks6949
Жыл бұрын
'There's the one with the weird vampire guy that kinda looks like me' 😂😂😂 That really tickled me lol
@OrthwormJEB
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on your 300th episode and thank you for providing entertainment (and giving me movies to watch when I'm in the mood for a good laugh).
@jujutaylor2186
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on the 300 episodes. Love your channel. Thanks for all the work you do.
@wolfofthewest8019
Жыл бұрын
About halfway through the story about playing with your weird cousin with the weird toys, I started getting the sense this is not a hypothetical story.
@garyjust.johnson1436
Жыл бұрын
A movie can be good. A movie can be bad. Just don't be boring!
@remandstimpy
Жыл бұрын
Cool T-shirt Brandon. Didn't think anyone in theUS (or indeed anyone under the age of 50) knew of the greatest, madest, tippiest most awesome band of all time.
@danielseelye6005
Жыл бұрын
I'm 41 and only really know of Hawkwind because of Our Prophet of Metal, Lemmy. 🤘🏻
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
Жыл бұрын
He needs a Manilla Road or Cirith Ungol t-shirt.
@YY-mi9rf
Жыл бұрын
As a long time Argento fan, I was extremely sad that Dracula 3D was going to be his last movie but luckily it seems like he made another one. Whether or not the new one is any better, having not seen it yet, still remains a mystery and a worrysome challenge for me.
@TheRealNormanBates
Жыл бұрын
Argento starred in a Gaspar Noe film called *Vortex.* Apparently, he won the equivalent of the Oscar in Italy for it.
@rvfiasco
Жыл бұрын
I have a script for him to make a film in the Three Mothers canon and I'm thinking of sending it to him.
@heymistercarter.
Жыл бұрын
His most recent movie, Dark Glasses, is a MAJOR improvement over Dracula 3D. It's not quite as good as his '70's and '80's stuff (this is coming from someone who calls Suspiria his favorite movie of all time), but it's a step in the right direction.
@YY-mi9rf
Жыл бұрын
@@heymistercarter. Thanks for the tip, mate. Wasn't sure what to expect but I'm looking forward to it now.
@TheSlugJones
Жыл бұрын
Love your content, bro! You’re always making me laugh. Hope you’re still cranking stuff out for another 300 episodes.
@jacobwebb2623
Жыл бұрын
CONGRADULATIONS on 300 episodes, love your channel!
@bartholomewfargo
Жыл бұрын
The story about the weird cousin sounded suspiciously true to life. You okay Brandon?
@mzgreenjeansapproves
Жыл бұрын
You're lucky you never had a cousin like that. It's a nightmare. And their cheap toys always broke and suddenly it's your fault and your spoiled bitch ass cousin gets you in trouble. Huh, so I know I'm not okay. Maybe we should check on him?
@artoriapendragonidilfitri7414
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the "example" felt too real.
@MiddleAgedNerd
Жыл бұрын
Right?
@jadenbryant9283
10 ай бұрын
@@MiddleAgedNerdlike seriously was Brandon just telling a story that happened ti him he just didn't mention it happened to him
@davidconnellan6875
Жыл бұрын
The guy who made Zaat was an industrial film maker, which probably explains the showing everything approach to the film.
@InevitableMe
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that makes sense.
@charliefike8
8 ай бұрын
He mentioned that in the video on it
@650nelson
Жыл бұрын
No Suburban Sasquatch? Oh well, there's always the 400th special! 😂
@grapeshot
Жыл бұрын
Well I know one thing watching your review of Ape has shown me that South Korean film industry has come along way.
@KyleShiflet13666
Жыл бұрын
Same here we've gone from A*P*E and the Korean knockoffs to Parasite,Memories of a Murder,and Host
@grapeshot
Жыл бұрын
@@KyleShiflet13666 not to mention Train-to-Busan.
@KyleShiflet13666
Жыл бұрын
@grapeshot yeah can't forget that great zombie flick
@lipstickzombie4981
Жыл бұрын
The first Old Boy movie and A Tale Of Two Sisters were what got me hooked on Korean films for a time. The way they build suspense is brutal in a good way.
@umbrellacorp.
Жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see you review Indiana Jones 5. 😄
@lutherheggs451
Жыл бұрын
I'm guessing your one of those people who can't wait for someone to review X because the internet tells you its bad and woke, so you need your "opinion" to be confirmed 20 times. But when the person doesn't review a movie the "correct" way they're a shill or wrong.
@5patterndragonloni
Жыл бұрын
@@lutherheggs451 I'm guessing you're (you know, you are not *Your*) that would happily lap up any fecal matter that Disney drops on the trail behind itself, not because you actually like it, but to stick it to those "conservatards" who keep saying "Woke" so much. Little update... Disney is going to go the way of the dodo if it keeps churning out garbage like Indy 5.
@daviddangerous2741
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on your 300th episode Mr. Tanold! keep up the good work!
@Trenton-om9qs
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 300 episodes. Ive watched you for years and your reviews are always entertaining. And you suffer through some awful movies so we dont have to😂
@wimvanderstraeten6521
Жыл бұрын
I watched the entire Creepshow TV series some time ago. It has its ups and downs, like all anthology shows, but I quite liked it, especially the first season.
@otaking3582
Жыл бұрын
I actually bought a copy of Space Thunder Kids a few months ago at a secondhand book store. Mostly I did it so that I can torture anyone that breaks into my house.
@ajclements4627
Жыл бұрын
Agent: You wanna waterboard the guy? Agent 2: Nah, I have something guaranteed to make him talk. (Shows the vhs tape of Space Thunder Kids) Agent to captured suspect: You’re screwed.
@racheledwards2352
Жыл бұрын
Glad ya made it to 300, Brandon, hope ya make it to 400!!
@Mumscup
Жыл бұрын
Love from a late night Aussie . Congrats on 300 matey.❤
@bigbearkat2010
Жыл бұрын
Your comments on Zaat's pacing remind me of an editing project I had been a part of awhile ago. My project partners had initially edited the project without me (I think I had been working for that first part) and they encountered a problem. One of the project requirements was the video could be no more than ten minutes but the footage edited together was like 15 but when I took a look, it turned out it was because they kept the shots going way too long.
@rutgervannahuijs263
Жыл бұрын
Looking foreward to your next update at episode 400 Brandon! Awesome content, thanx alot! Best regards!
@martinboyle9163
Жыл бұрын
Brandon: Here's 10 awful movies... King Kung Fu: Hold my beer...
@snapzmalone635
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on a milestone🎉
@SgtHouse
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 300 episodes!!!
@LiveFromThePorcelainPalace
Жыл бұрын
You described Turkish movies the way I do. They're some of the worst pieces of crap ever made. It doesn't matter if you get a translated version (dubbed or subbed) or watch them in turkish, you'll have no idea what is going on. But you won't be bored!
@thedanalyzationer9888
Жыл бұрын
Love this channel, you're awesome!!!
@B.-T.
Жыл бұрын
It's pretty telling that not one but two Joseph Lai-produced dubs are on this list. Like I'm not going to pretend Story Of Chinese Gods is any good but the incredibly bad Joseph Lai dub just renders it incomprehensible. And Space Thunder Kids is what happens when a Joseph Lai dub comes to life and tries to edit a movie together from five different movies.
@carbootstudios2459
Жыл бұрын
Love the Hawkwind t-shirt
@OniTreefolk
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 300, man! Thanks for giving me solid entertainment both in the form of the videos you upload and by giving me movies to share with my friends!
@fredo1070
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations, this is a great channel.
@nunyabiz2889
Жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest, this guy took some warming up to for me. Not that he's bad at it, because he's not. Something about him just rubbed me the wrong way. But the content was good enough that I kept trying, and now i totally dig it. I think he's funny and entertaining, and i can't get enough. So, sorry about the initial judgment, my man. It was me, not you. Love your show and look forward to more.
@wstine79
Жыл бұрын
Is safe to say the Creepshow 3 will make its debut on the list.
@Rando1975
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's definitely one that's just bad and nothing about it is entertaining.
@nicholaslienandjaja1815
Жыл бұрын
And in the previous worst movies list, Brandon even suspected that George Romero got blackmailed by the married couple who wanted to make Creepshow 3.
@gabrielcarter7900
Жыл бұрын
My friend works at a indie movie theater. After hours he invited me to watch his DVD copy of Things on the big screen. It was bucket list stuff.
@rexevans5477
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on three hundred episodes can't wait for 400 and you don't have to listen to the people constantly asking for Godzilla.
@haywardsebastian3713
Жыл бұрын
Well… it’s appreciated when he does.
@rexevans5477
Жыл бұрын
@@haywardsebastian3713 same I just feel like he's being forced some times. I just feel guilty sometimes.
@lutherheggs451
Жыл бұрын
It probably wouldn't be so bad if it weren't people continually crying about the Godzilla movies that 99% of the population of earth already know are bad....I don't know why so many people feel the need for 25 different content creators to do the same god awful movies over and over and over, like you need someone to tell you something is bad.
@rexevans5477
Жыл бұрын
@@lutherheggs451 I do agree on how annoying it is to see people constantly ask for the film that shall not be named and it probably is part of the reason I feel guilty for seeing him bomb barded constantly. I do think it is pointless seeing it reviewed constantly because it is all stock footage there's nothing to say about it that hasn't already been said. I don't fully think it's bad seeing different people review the same movie all the time just because it can be fun to see what other people have to say.
@haywardsebastian3713
Жыл бұрын
@@lutherheggs451 Because they wanna hear Brandon’s opinion on them.
@eric201
Жыл бұрын
Watching Zaat is the only time I feel like I experienced missing time. I swear I thought I'd been watching it for an hour and then I checked the time code on the screen and I was only 15 minutes in.
@patthompson1761
Жыл бұрын
Excellent Spaceballs reference. Been a huge fan of your channel for a long time. Keep them coming.
@agnethaladuff8559
Жыл бұрын
This is so totally awesome... Your videos never cease to entertain!
@zakfulci854
Жыл бұрын
We love you, Brandon really. You're a beast for making it through these s**t stains! Thank you for taking several for the team!
@kevfullo
Жыл бұрын
After sitting through these again I deserve a treat. The best movie list better have Psychomania and the Living dead at the Manchester morgue.
@kevynhansyn2902
Жыл бұрын
I turned this into a drinking game. every time you used "like" I drank. I think that I can develop a new movie for you due to my inebriated state.
@douglaslorin739
Жыл бұрын
Great episode!! For me, a true movie endurance test would be watching Things, but something like Korean Tron or Space Thunder Kids would take my patience to a whole different level.
@PlatinumRoseLady
Жыл бұрын
Happy 300th episode Brandon!
@justinrowlands7678
Жыл бұрын
Your extended Space Thunder Kids "weird cousin's toys" metaphor is pure poetry.
@idahomike4254
Жыл бұрын
Man, it looks like sitting through these movies is comparable to getting a root canal without anesthesia.Thanks for all you do, Mr Tenold, and I'm looking forward to 300 more episodes - if it doesn't kill you. Lol! Cheers!
@Neilhammond64
Жыл бұрын
Space Thunder Kids is like that Star Wars Fan edit that used audio from the batman movies if it made no sense and was badly glued together.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
Жыл бұрын
It's ok if you mute it and listen to some power metal.
@Awwscrewit
Жыл бұрын
I made a Things drinking game. Take a drink every time one of your buddies says "What?"
@stillfirebellows
Жыл бұрын
Zaat! Filmed right here in Jacksonville FL! That should say it all! 🤣. The director is at every small convention we have here.
@Dr-Zoid-Berserk
Жыл бұрын
If there’s a 400th episode special, I hope it’s just the top 10 worst between E300-E400. That way, it’s new material for us and it’s easier for Brandon to remember/discuss about his recent screenings.
@tommytwostep9753
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 300 videos Brandon!! They brighten whatever shit storm of a day I'm having.
@racinreese1467
Жыл бұрын
6:48 I lost it 😂😂. You're not supposed to influence me to watch these terrible movies but you make them sound so funny
@mzgreenjeansapproves
Жыл бұрын
That example of the weird cousin that won't let you play with their knock off toys yoooooooo! I felt that in my soul!
@judsongaiden9878
Жыл бұрын
3:39 That line might sound funny, but it works. In our timeline, "tube steak" is an archaic slang term for hotdogs. In the world of Sewer Shark, it's a slang term for the mutant monsters you massacre while "shooting the tubes." 13:07 Demonwarp is also pretty good. It doesn't focus on Bigfoot, but it incorporates a Bigfoot element. It's explained as being a human that was mutated by an alien to serve as its minion. 14:33 Two words: Strange Brew.
@GranMaese
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Brandon, for going through all that stuff so we don't have to.
@joeyparkhill8751
Жыл бұрын
1:13 Banjo-Kazooie! Brandon I see you are a man of culture, as evidenced by using the intro song to that N64 Classic!
@ryandowney8743
Жыл бұрын
Wow, 300 episodes! I've seen all of them (some like the Godzilla videos many times). Glad you still enjoy doing this, despite a lot of the terrible movies you have to watch. Maybe now as a reward to yourself you can review a true Canadian classic: STRANGE BREW.
@dresencho2019
Жыл бұрын
Grats in 300 good sir. I sat through the entirety of Project D: classified to see if i could. Got a weird respect for it at the end.. it was an ordeal though 🤣
@v1de0gamr23
Жыл бұрын
Happy 300th, Brandon! 👏
@SakicFan
11 ай бұрын
A movie can be either good or bad, But it CAN'T be boring, annoying, or tedious/painful to get through.
@TheHorrorGeek
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 300, man! Here's to the next 300! 300 eps and not one dud is amazing.
@BrandonCroker
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 300 strong!
@SalusFuturistics
Жыл бұрын
A great List of Reviews I have to re-watch. I wish you had linked them.
@jasonbryant1552
Жыл бұрын
Dsmn Brandon, I really thought you had more. You make me laugh brah. Keep it up
@TheUnapologeticGeek
Жыл бұрын
“If you like scenes of muppets walking, I guess?” 😂
@kumquatqueen5975
Жыл бұрын
The claim that Creepshow III is the worst horror anthology is a bold claim considering Satan Place: A Soap Opera from Hell (1988) exists.
@randomcenturion7264
Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 300 awesome episodes.
@egriffinj
Жыл бұрын
Happy Anniversary! I'm always looking forward to your next review. Thanks
@williamedmonds-gx7sq
Жыл бұрын
My friends and I used to try and out "bad" each other with bad movies. Our worst one was a movie called "Vampires vs. Werewolves"
@OJsLeftGlove
Жыл бұрын
"There's one with the weird vampire guy that kinda looks like me" 💀
@Al_NERi
Жыл бұрын
I heartily second the recommendation of Night Of The Demon. To this day it's the only Bigfoot movie I like.
@gregmcdougall7589
11 ай бұрын
I worked on the universally despised POS that is Creepshow 3. I remember lying on the couch, reading the script. My heart sank on page 2. I later found out that some of the scripts came from office interns. True story. And the fact that it was filmed at Universal Studios is equally as baffling.
@gyrrakavian
Жыл бұрын
Worse horror anthology you say? _With Friends Like These..._ from 1991.
@porchradio
Жыл бұрын
When he eventually reviews Godzilla‘s revenge, I wonder if it will have a spot in a future worst movie radio
@ConstantineFurman
Жыл бұрын
It doesn't even come anywhere close to standing up against the movies that are there now. You want to hear some harsh truth? "Godzilla's Revenge" was one of his favorite movies Ishiro Honda directed.
@gschneyer
Жыл бұрын
Oh for the next Godzilla movie, to intro it. Open scene, you're food shopping, walking down the aisle, at the rear of the aisle the masked figure peeks out. Next scene you're driving, stopped at a light, guy behinds you is very quick to honk at its change, we see the masked guy behind you. You come into your house, looking through the mail, there's a small package of photos of you doing regular stuff around town, the last picture is the masked guy holding a Godzilla figure. Really creep factor.
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