Show me the worst watch you’ve ever seen. I can handle it!
@snigdhasen7497
6 күн бұрын
Recliplies
@neilmartin7776
Жыл бұрын
Somewhere, I suspect a Hublot designer is watching this and asking someone to hold his beer...
@valiantabello
Жыл бұрын
False. Those people don't drink beer, they drink paint thinner
@PRoBLoM
Жыл бұрын
@@valiantabello I thought you were going to say pee...
@L.A.C_Santos
Жыл бұрын
Hublots are absolute beauties compared with this horrors. Enough of Hublot hating. Hating Hublot is being a sheep. They are just a brand with some nice and some not so nice models. Like many other brands.
@kbarnbrook4993
Жыл бұрын
@Louis A. Cartier Santos No Hublot are a brand that put cheap movements into overpriced watches.
@muds1123
5 ай бұрын
@@L.A.C_Santosgo and buy one then 😂
@khaaaaaaaaaannn
Жыл бұрын
If this list isn't just 10 Invictas picked at random from their catalogue I'm going to be very disappointed
@BabyJesus66
Жыл бұрын
Just started the video... but if that rainbow colored Invicta isn't on here, I'm going to be disappointed. (After video edit: I was not disappointed)
@vimagreg
Жыл бұрын
Actually... No Hublots, no Richard Mille... Yes, I'm a little bit disappointed. 😂😂😂
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
You’ll be disappointed for all the wrong reasons then
@sdaafasfad
Жыл бұрын
I'm just hoping one day Invicta make a watch that would fit a man's wrist. Their Sea Hunter II is only 70mm, I bought it for my wife because its too small for me...
@jamesblonde2271
Жыл бұрын
@@sdaafasfad 💀
@jimmatlala
Жыл бұрын
🤣Oh my The poetry in those flares is impeccable and I am here for it till the end of my years down to the second 😂😂
@dunderhay9169
Жыл бұрын
The Invicta was starting to look pretty good by the end. I'm not sure the tragic deaths due to working with radium fits with the format however.
@dunderhay9169
Жыл бұрын
@@akeyasa2228 Rather obviously I'm saying they aren't funny
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
I thought I played the radium one straight but maybe it didn’t read
@dunderhay9169
Жыл бұрын
@@AndrewMorganWatches You did play it straight, it was just such a horrible subject in the middle of light hearted criticism. Raising awareness is good because there are still imany dangerous watches out there. Your videos are great, keep up the good work 👍 . Duncan
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
@@dunderhay9169 thanks 😊
@tiffer67
Жыл бұрын
What a wordsmith you are Andrew 👏 Seeing some of the most disgusting creations imaginable was still an enjoyable experience listening to your commentary. A bit like watching a Blackadder Goes Forth episode back in the day & trying to recall the many humorous lines. Just too many..........one watch isn't enough.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thank you! We’re in a stickier situation than when sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun 😂
@TIMETECH07
Жыл бұрын
This video is literally 9 minutes of watch roasting brutality.. and I enjoy it 😂
@steveb2042
Жыл бұрын
Andrew your content is brilliant but this one nearly caused a nasty injury. I often watch You Tube when exercising in the morning and this came on when I was rowing on a concept2...... "A hanging turd that needs to be dropped down an abandoned mineshaft and backfilled with concrete" I was laughing so much I nearly did my back in! I love your content as it is both informative and fun, too often the fun of watch collecting gets overlooked. Keep em coming
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Read the small print, I take no responsibility for injury caused while watching 😁
@MrZZooh
Жыл бұрын
Very clever and funny descriptions. The analogy for the leopard skin daytona and Steven Tyler being blind was spot on. Very clever.
@FS-zn9xe
Жыл бұрын
OMG - One can really sense that you had lots and lots of fun making the video. But rest assured, it was also a real plesure watching it and seeing you roasting what could only be named the abyss - or asylum? - of watchmaking! Thank you very much and keep up the good work!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for watching!
@bowerbirdstyle7661
4 ай бұрын
I've got one of those "Born to be a Winner" watches! Of course I have the $30 chinese version from ebay and I kind of like it.
@lyndonlouie4108
Жыл бұрын
That has to be the most fun and hilarious YT I’ve seen hands down. Great job AM 🤣🤣🤣
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thank you 😊
@michaelfierman3256
Жыл бұрын
I spit out my coffee when "bejeweled corona virus" came out of your mouth...and speaking of coffee, I've got a great idea for a monstrosity watch prototype. It needs to be based off all the tiresome props we all use on Instagram to make our watch shots look "cool". The dial face maybe a doubloon of some sort. obviously coffee beans are a must. Shall we use then as indices? The bezel will be marked with "SEIKO MOD" instead of numbers or hashmarks. ...maybe the caseback could be made from the lens of a vintage camera? I LOVED this episode!
@hibernopithecus7500
Жыл бұрын
Kickstarter?
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
😂 thank you for watching!
@jonathanblanco3100
Жыл бұрын
Hey Andrew, I throughly enjoyed this video. One of the best ones for me. It has been a 9 minutes long laugh! Fantastic. Thank you very much and keep up the good work!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@SpaceG95
Жыл бұрын
In my best possible Bevis and ButtHead voice, "Heh heh. He said Ass Biscuit, heh heh" 🤣
@timmainson
Жыл бұрын
I wish I could give this more than one like. I laughed so hard throughout this I had to watch it again to get the parts I missed.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks very much 😁
@B506Basstards
Жыл бұрын
Please more of this! Your smart ironic commentary is amazing! You and Nico should meet up for a Tier list
@Valera_Scotland
Жыл бұрын
That was seriously hilarious! Good work !! "KILL MEEEE" 🤣🤣🤣
@yardersmj
Жыл бұрын
Let the hate flow through you! Nine minutes of highly enjoyable vitriol, genuinely laughed out loud. At my work computer. In an open plan office.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
There was an R for ROFL warning in the thumbnail 😂
@yardersmj
Жыл бұрын
@@AndrewMorganWatches I’m a bloke, I don’t read the instructions…. Looking forward to your car content!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
@@yardersmj 😂
@darrenl8290
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious Andrew, I didn't realise i needed cheering up until, after watching it, I was sitting here chuckling to myself every time one of your delightful pieces of wordsmithery popped into my head again. Keep up the good work.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, glad you enjoyed it 😁
@finesse49
Жыл бұрын
Likely your funniest yet. I never get tired of your presentations.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks 😁
@maalgara1958
Жыл бұрын
Dear Andrew, I have never laughed so much while watching a youtube video. Outstanding! Keep up the good work.
@jonathanharvey2156
Жыл бұрын
This is really quite WONDERFULLY savage! Also 4:56, Arsebiscuit! Thanks Andrew, will be, erm, storing that one away for possible future use! This is fucking hilarious, HELP!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks 😁
@24934637
Жыл бұрын
You DID almost literally kill me with this one, by choking on my drink......You mention the Invicta as being as horrible as a watch found on the wrist of a month old corpse during Summer.....I used to work in the funeral industry, and had the dubious pleasure of having to remove a watch from just that situation (for returning to the family). Even after washing (Yes it was waterproof), you could still smell it from outside the room. The gentleman wearing it was somewhat wriggley, with subdermal lifeforms. He was SO incredibly unpleasant visually that I still remember his name 15 years later! After an hour of removing and cleaning the watch (can't remember what it was), the family didn't want it, having got a whiff!
@TheRom166
Жыл бұрын
That was a blast Andrew. Commentary is hilarious 🤣
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks 😁
@joefisher7431
Жыл бұрын
Fully expected Hublot. LOL not disappointed this was brilliant! BRILLIANT!! Thank you for making my day brighter! 🤣
@marcelodelpuerto395
6 ай бұрын
Awww, so green and fuzzy! Props to you for mentioning radium and the craze it inspired and all the women who died applying radium paint to watch dials.
@legacywatchguy8333
Жыл бұрын
I have to admit I wasn't sure it could get worse than #1. It did. I was very happy to see Tom's William Wanger Winner in there!! Wasn't that one on the "guess the price" episode? :'D
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
It certainly was!
@bstp2023
Жыл бұрын
I think I'm having as much fun watching it too. Btw when are you gonna release your next book Andrew? Would be happy to stand in line to enjoy more of your writing!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
It’s sat there waiting to be edited… when I have time 🤔
@bstp2023
Жыл бұрын
@@AndrewMorganWatches that’s great news! We’ll be waiting patiently until then
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
@@bstp2023 oh man, I hope you’re sitting comfortably 😅
@bstp2023
Жыл бұрын
@@AndrewMorganWatches okay , off to but a Lazyboy then
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
@@bstp2023 😂
@GuyVanderAa
Жыл бұрын
Some of these actually upset my stomach. Wow, stuff of nightmares indeed!
@Neadlemeyer
Жыл бұрын
Andrew, that was your funniest video so far mate. I’m still dying from laughter hours after watching it Cheers!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@paulsymonds820
Жыл бұрын
Quality humour is hard to come by….stop by here for the best of the best of comedy anonymous! Great stuff, light hearted with many a true word said in jest!
@HazukiKyouko
Жыл бұрын
Some invicta watches are too funky , the homage versions in black blue or green look good and find beads of rice bracelet feel to delicate .
@michaelmorehouse6027
Жыл бұрын
This was surprisingly funny. Gonna have to subscribe lol
@A1Sirius
5 ай бұрын
This was the most fun I have had in a good, goood while. It starts out bad, I mean really really bad and then it goes into overdrive only to transition into afterburner to the MAX. This video is a must see.
@AgitpropPsyop
Жыл бұрын
“The deliberate indifference to the entire medium of art” *that’s gotta be the most poetic insult ever spoken*
@stoolpigeon4285
27 күн бұрын
"...artist inspired by things he found in his ear", made me spray my tea
@OddInfection
Жыл бұрын
I'd happily listen to your description of anything.
@ricoatthebeach
Жыл бұрын
Nice. My first time seeing you in a video was when you were talking about Nico. I found myself not only agreeing with what you were saying, but also respecting you for something I greatly enjoy seeing happen to me. I love having my preconceptions proved wrong and having my opinions changed. Now I am very much enjoying your videos. I like good talker. I like someone who can speak with true authority on a subject. I like cheeky perspective. I am liking your videos. Thanks.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching 🙏
@alanwright3172
Жыл бұрын
I've just spent ten minutes cleaning the coffee I just spat out all over my MacBook 😂🤣😂😂
@dooks85
Жыл бұрын
My favorite watch content yet. Jesus was that funny as hell about the snake/skull wrist weight.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks 😊
@andrewe.8321
Жыл бұрын
My God. Talking Hands absolutely scorching the most hideous watches on the market is all I need for entertainment.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
I’m tempted to roast more 😅
@chrisgrieves1468
Жыл бұрын
Just fantastic Andrew. Loved it and loathed them! Terrible beyond my wildest....umm, nightmares.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thank you 😊
@citizent6999
Жыл бұрын
That last one - the green befurred creation - is hilarious. On a serious note, if I were going out dressed entirely in green velvet this would be my go-to watch.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Never do this
@SirDamatoIII
Жыл бұрын
Thoroughly enjoyed this video, it flowed like poetry of a horological verity, yet the writing is strong and bold enough to stand on its own. Not just move out of the house and starting a new life strong and bold, but insisting that it’s first flat being a sovereign nation type of strong and bold. It may have been about horrible watches, but hearing you wax lyrical about just how masterfully the horror embodied in them was, was indeed a feast. Excellent as always Andrew!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching 😁
@hashen_chamal
Жыл бұрын
Your creative insults Are the best I've heard. Thanks for the stellar content.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@vimagreg
Жыл бұрын
Andrew Morgan, I'm really happy to see you decided to make your own channel, complementary to the excellent Watchfinder. As this is a new channel and you are, probably, still able to read all comments, I would like to say I entered in the watch collection world around a year ago, and Watchfinder and your videos were a great incentive to that. So, I really would like to say thank you for that. And count on me to watch your videos here as well. Suggestion: what do you think to make a video - or a series of videos - about vintage watches with amazing history? I'm sure my favourite one - Omega Speedmaster - would be there! Thanks again for your work and congrats on your new channel right from here, in Brazil!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for watching and for your kind words! A video on the Speedmaster sounds like a fun idea 👍
@Contredanse
Жыл бұрын
That Meyers roast was brilliant! I didn't expect that!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching 😊
@tonib5899
3 ай бұрын
That invicta looked like an explosive crash between a pile of costume jewellery and a ufo.
@keyboardbw
Жыл бұрын
Best watch roast I've ever seen. Lol throughout
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks 😄
@BabyJesus66
Жыл бұрын
Rated R for nasty ass watches had me busting up. Thanks for the laugh! 😂🤣👍👍
@jhcowatchinglifestyle
Жыл бұрын
Every last line in this video! LOLOLOL! Priceless!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
😁
@barryeason749
Жыл бұрын
A thorough and intelligent lambasting of these horological horrors.
@tylerjames646
Жыл бұрын
bro came out the gates swinging and didn't let up haha loved every second of this. absolute top quality roasting, good sir!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@animarku570
Жыл бұрын
Love you humor love your videos , you’re doing a great job 👏 Thank you sir for good content
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@alphaquiorem2556
Жыл бұрын
« It’s so bad even the Middle East doesn’t want it » lmaoooo
@donaldduck7628
Жыл бұрын
Remember, not only were these designed by someone, but someone approved these.
@dannylikes
Жыл бұрын
I like your Jeremy Clarkson impression on the Invicta
@scottlalonde2878
Жыл бұрын
Nice vid Andrew, thank you.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@brettkeeler8822
Жыл бұрын
Ha! That invicta was actually kind of tame compared to have the ridiculous garbage they try to sell!😂
@aspexpl
Жыл бұрын
I need that Invicta. I really fancy myself entering the posh Grand Seiko boutique in Paris, asking to try a delicate spring-zaratsu-shunbun stuff and negligently put that monstrocity on the shelf.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
You may have to ask them to assist you in removing it
@b_altmann
Жыл бұрын
That was a very fitting description of this waste of resources
@BAF605
Жыл бұрын
Almost impossible to believe that Invicta were once a maker of well respected chronographs. Not always ugly but my own pet hates are watchmakers who with little or no connection to the subject make "basking in other peoples glory" watches. They know who they are!!
@akinigiri
Жыл бұрын
The Invicta surpassed all of my expectations. I could not help but laugh 😂 It is so horrendous, that I kind of think it is genius. Exceptional skills in designing atrocities.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
It’s only the beginning… 😅
@jamescgarrett6356
Жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard the phrase “arse-biscuit” before. Love it! Keep well :-)
@thomasont
Жыл бұрын
Nice video on these watch artistry bad sides, Andrew 😂⌚👍. Certainly looked more like festival costume watches than just watches. These can certainly be worn to any themed festival parties or even better, a theatre prop and would definitely fit into the atmosphere with ease while wouldn't looked out of place! All just for good laughs! 😂⌚👍.
@LeccareNewHandle
5 ай бұрын
If those golden parts of the Invicta were not only gold-plated but full gold, it would be a perfect piece to wear ironically in watch events. Also the movement would need a swap for something better.
@zgfvavw3037
Жыл бұрын
Awesome and well presented 😀👍🏻
@konradmaciejewski8449
Жыл бұрын
Funniest watch commentary ever to be seen on YT. Congrats. Sooo entertainig. I think I might wanna rewatch this episode for more laugh! Made my day, thnx
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks very much 😄
@bdhaliwal24
Жыл бұрын
This the best top-10 list every. Thanks for giving me some great laughs today.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching 😁
@duck853
3 ай бұрын
After Watches & Wonders, you need to do a macro, sweeping hand tracked and proper non-ironic studio shoot on the Invicta Gladiator Reserve... I mean Tim Mosso fired his shot! ❤
@JohnnyADi
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god "this watch is no worse than the house cat it self, this ass biscuit of a watch" L O L. This is better than how Nico would respond to a watch like that. Brilliant!
@hibernopithecus7500
Жыл бұрын
Arse biscuit. It’s from Father Ted.
@whiteglovewatches9908
Жыл бұрын
Lol I found one of those William Wang Winners under a tool bench in an auto shop while doing inventory. It’s absolute crap (it’s a $20 automatic watch, what do you expect?) but I have to say years later and it still works.
@BabyJesus66
Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I kinda want the "cat got into my LSD stash" watch. 😂
@JJ-nq3ll
11 ай бұрын
Thank you for this video. I need it a good laughter and some watches nightmares. 🤣🤣
@mikehunt3102
Жыл бұрын
This video makes me think you are the Jeremy Clarkson of watches. Loved it!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@alunjones2550
Жыл бұрын
Looks more like Producer Michael's watch collection to me.
@ryman4760
Жыл бұрын
It was enjoyable to see you let your hair down a bit for this episode. You sure have a way with words! 😂
@damirbajic4579
Жыл бұрын
Love this episode!!! There is a Nico in you after all🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
There’s a little bit of Nico inside all of us … wait, what?
@damirbajic4579
Жыл бұрын
@@AndrewMorganWatches Haaaaahaaa. I love how even when you try not to be polite, you still are but also raw and funny. Just let it rip on every episode and you will do great outside Watchfinder as well. Keep it up.
@DaVincisAlchemyst
5 ай бұрын
Geeee-zus!! That Invicta could cause a car wreck.
@davidmolloy126
Жыл бұрын
I thought that the Invicta was quite understated. 😂😂
@brianpercival1829
Жыл бұрын
I think Elizabeth Grant could make that Meyers watch work with specific outfits.
@garypollard1821
4 ай бұрын
I bought a Daytona set with diamonds because I hoped the girl selling it to me wouls come with it. She'd forgotten my name by the time "remove card" appeared. The watch went the way of my hair. This video was genuinely very funny. Good stuff. Ps. I'd have lumed the Covid 19 with redium.
@jensfiehler4716
Жыл бұрын
This is, (talking) hands down, the best watch video ever. Wonderful prose. 🤣
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thank you 😁
@pjwhiles
Жыл бұрын
Please, please do another of these episodes, the watch community is often far too serious for its own good!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
I will! 😁
@macka1932
Жыл бұрын
I heard of an interview with Steven Tyler wherein he was wearing that leopard Daytona. He apparently said, “It costs a lot to look this cheap!” Didn’t hear it myself, but it sure sounded spot on!!
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
I can well believe it 😆
@gazrev7671
Жыл бұрын
I think that's a Dolly Parton quote 🤔
@SoCalWatchReviews
Жыл бұрын
Another fun video 👏
@nkonig1
Жыл бұрын
The Leopard Daytona is a great watch for Steven Tyler. Maybe Naseem Hamed can pull it off too. Other than that everyone else needs to steer clear.
@hitchhicker92
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe I was unaware of Andrew's channel... I loved finally putting a face to the hands BUT this particular video I loved even more!! SOOO funny, and who doesn't love to hate when the hatred is so well deserved?
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching 😊
@justingalore123
Жыл бұрын
To be fair that was a very strong selection Andrew. Bravo.
@chrisselders3548
Жыл бұрын
Did you say “ass biscuit”? 😂 That’s in my vocabulary now. Much obliged, sir.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Correction: arse biscuit 👍
@chrisselders3548
Жыл бұрын
Noted.
@Sov92
Жыл бұрын
This video kind of made me want the invicta.
@BigTwinkle
Жыл бұрын
'Reassuringly flammable' 🤣
@michelinii2311
Жыл бұрын
Ah man, I am in tears
@verynormalman
2 ай бұрын
I was born blind, and listened to this video a year ago. Due to a clever scientist, my sight has been recently restored. One of my first missions was to track down this exact video. Although I can't take legal action against the scientist and the surgeon, I feel that perhaps we are wasting technology, while not tackling the root of the problem, like the training of watch designers?
@mikesomerset6338
Жыл бұрын
I haven't had time to watch this yet but I will. My instinctive reaction to the title was "surely pretty much everything prior to the quartz revolution". In this context I think "revolution" is more appropriate than "crisis". You see, back then, an accurate watch was considered +/- 20mins a day. The only thing the non hacking second hand was good for was to show the watch was actually running at all. The idea of waterproofness was not to go out in the rain. If the mainspring lasted a year then you had a "good un". Then in 1973 Roger Moore, as James Bond, pushed the button on that Hamilton Pulsar P2 2900 and the world changed to a better place in an instant, for ever.
@Gabe_the_watch_enthusiast
4 ай бұрын
Lol 😂😂 the time of death one. That one is lind of cool
@Bigiona31
Жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode. Thank you for the laughs.
@AndrewMorganWatches
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@BetamaxBabe
Жыл бұрын
Imagine H. Moser making a homage watch based on each of these specimens!
@FourIntoOne
Жыл бұрын
Arghh! My eyes! My eyes!. That last one actually made me laugh out loud....
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