“I was the best looking man AND woman in the entire place.” 😂 I’m dead
@chado3000
6 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Pagano That killed me. 🐴
@Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiz
6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t even let her lick my fart box haha
@mcjones853
6 жыл бұрын
This dude has the funniest one liners.
@TheHerpZrule
6 жыл бұрын
"clitoral king midas"
@RustinChole
6 жыл бұрын
John Wayne Gacy!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Conquistador505
6 жыл бұрын
JWG is were you go around finger bangin randoms to death, with only a sociopath, emotionless stare
@claycollins8973
6 жыл бұрын
Holy crap when he slipped with the gacy with what he was talking, I honestly haven't laughed that much in more than a decade
@hydekins2
4 жыл бұрын
That painting though..... it’s perfect
@charathcutestory
6 жыл бұрын
this is amazing and hilarious. I could pretty much only picture Theo talking so nonchalantly about this; legendary
@thedanksavatron7782
5 жыл бұрын
The gummy worm story almost broke Theo! LMAO ...
@daphne4983
6 жыл бұрын
John Wayne Gacy...
@DarthAlgar5
6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else notice that the thumbnail says mediation? Lol
@zakhilamin3007
6 жыл бұрын
She was deff cammando for this interview
@xxxDRCODxxx
5 жыл бұрын
That HB combo 😂
@seanwintersax
6 жыл бұрын
I think Theo is literally the only human being on the planet who is capable of rocking a mullet in this day and age.
@RayGetard96
6 жыл бұрын
You've never been to North or South Dakota.
@cziegl3r
6 жыл бұрын
It looks good. I'd never rock it.
@jimsterbitch2478
6 жыл бұрын
Can you stop saying literally
@seanpaulson9098
6 жыл бұрын
Literally
@jimsterbitch2478
6 жыл бұрын
@@seanpaulson9098 it literally took you that long to reply
@brettalexander299
6 жыл бұрын
see how fast she said 'ex' in the first minute. that's dark arts secrets right there boiiii
@AZCaveMan480
6 жыл бұрын
"my boyfriend.... Err I mean ex boyfriend" riiiiiiiight
@adamromero
6 жыл бұрын
I was like "Sweet! I have a chance" :D
@TimeRelease_1
6 жыл бұрын
🤦♂️
@Jbreeze3878
6 жыл бұрын
Yo she was quick with that.
@Ironman829
6 жыл бұрын
Good eye Son!
@tattoofthesun
6 жыл бұрын
“Some lady even farted” I was like holding onto things in my kitchen laughing I almost fell on the ground
@thejoshuatreelocationsstation
5 жыл бұрын
tattoofthesun That was pretty funny
@mynameisboomer6691
6 жыл бұрын
$10 says Theo hit Nikki with that index after this.
@Michael5221
6 жыл бұрын
Omg seriously. Hilarious
@WiKiDMANE
6 жыл бұрын
With the ol "John Wayne's". Hahaha.
@blisteredvision
6 жыл бұрын
John Wayne Gacy. LOL.
@mynameisboomer6691
6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Pagano No. Get a life. Please stop and think. Realize what a joke is. Only desperate losers take jokes literally.
@Sneak248
5 жыл бұрын
That index hitta, bruh.
@1234567890sunshine
6 жыл бұрын
Theo if you didn't OM this girl immediately after the interview, after all the mad vibes she was sending your way, then you might just need to be gay or something.
@CEGG
6 жыл бұрын
he totes banged nikki
@chado3000
6 жыл бұрын
If Nikki needs a taste tester, I'm her man.
@dnaglitchgaming6565
6 жыл бұрын
No need for gloves I'm diving face first.
@J509d
5 жыл бұрын
Dry
@evanabbott2737
5 жыл бұрын
Nah Theo is just a player and treats the ladies with respect.🤔
@akidnamedcam
6 жыл бұрын
Theo has without a doubt the best mind in comedy right now
@JimmyChibsTv
6 жыл бұрын
Na delia
@CarolinaCarVideos
6 жыл бұрын
agreed
@joshuah6910
6 жыл бұрын
yup, him and Kyle Kinane. I could listen to them tell stories the rest of my life.
@HarryManback0
6 жыл бұрын
@@JimmyChibsTv Fuck Chris Delia
@MarkWalmsley
5 жыл бұрын
@John Failphins Theo is the most naturally funny person I've ever seen. I've met a couple like him too. However his ramblings are much funnier than his stand up imo.
@anthonylafollette
6 жыл бұрын
Theo Von might be the coolest dude to have ever lived
@FungusMossGnosis
6 жыл бұрын
I mean, *thrown from a horse then hit by a bus* ... things Theo causally spits out in passing are often funnier than the most carefully crafted punchlines by top comics.
@timman1970
6 жыл бұрын
Nikki said that..6:06
@FungusMossGnosis
6 жыл бұрын
You're right, she alley-oop'd the joke, but Theo got the assist for providing the material for her to put together. She basically edited his stream of consciousness and made it funnier.
@DanyonRussell
6 жыл бұрын
That HB Combo
@Gas-Stn-Sushi
6 жыл бұрын
"from exotic animals you've never even heard of, like chimpanebras and Alipacakeets"
@j.christopherlindsey8933
6 жыл бұрын
Theo was out peddling hamps to ravers when the rest of us were working our first jobs in fast food or as baggers in grocery stores.
@CarolinaCarVideos
6 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Theo all day and his life stories are so funny.
@landonmeador2197
6 жыл бұрын
God I wanna hear him talk about this with Joey Diaz 😂😂
@brent4138
6 жыл бұрын
When Nikki says, "I will lick myself off your face," i started googling wedding rings
@thegroove8295
6 жыл бұрын
Brent Carlson right on lol
@TimeRelease_1
6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@vinny5638
6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@lifeimprovements4810
6 жыл бұрын
Welp, didn't think I was gonna have to fight someone today
@seabillcheung
6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao. U get the Win
@metalhead6111
6 жыл бұрын
Theo should demonstrate the technique for us. Nikki seems like she'd be down.
@teaghanfinks5083
6 жыл бұрын
mewkatlol woah bruh hahahhaa wtf u wild
@nobudgetproductions7264
6 жыл бұрын
More pressure
@veespa_
5 жыл бұрын
“Nobody’s raping anybody, there’s *not a lot* of that...” hahaha holy shit I love the way Theo words things sometimes.
@tanjabuchholz5314
6 жыл бұрын
Theo is so incredibly chill and nice. He makes this sound so simple and natural; anyone else would reek of creep talking about this
@Yahmuddacapiche
6 жыл бұрын
"Now slide"
@duppyconquer5040
6 жыл бұрын
Those legs tho
@Jbreeze3878
6 жыл бұрын
You ain't lying.
@khall187
6 жыл бұрын
Yea Theo been working out
@sleeplong4923
6 жыл бұрын
Only decent part.
@matthewbritt8498
6 жыл бұрын
Sleep Long lol yea she’s busted
@chrisg2739
6 жыл бұрын
Bet she left a snail trail on that seat
@chrisg2739
6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Pagano hahaha your mom sure doesn’t count. by the way dumbass. Since your comprehension sucks. It was in reference to that guy turning her on from his stories, not because she has a dirty pussy. But then again you probably never saw a woman turned on. It’s understandable.
@avjake
6 жыл бұрын
Theo's storytelling style is one of the funniest I've ever seen. Seems like both are getting pretty squirmy during this.
@MidgetMan10
6 жыл бұрын
"so you got all this chi built up." he knows what's up.
@007phokus
6 жыл бұрын
She got the tingles...thats why her legs are crossed👹😈👿
@ZholGoliath
5 жыл бұрын
@Nicholas Pagano what's up with the violence on several comments, are you like legitimately in love with that lady, is she your sister or something? Relax dude it's a fucking KZitem comment, quit projecting your virginity in public, it's embarrassing and cringy as fuck
@tannerclarke1400
5 жыл бұрын
Theo "clitoral king midas" von
@dpe4
6 жыл бұрын
Lord a Mercy....wtf am i listening to? sounds fun.
@jesusguevara6458
6 жыл бұрын
What i would give to have patrice o neil back and present for this convo.
@the1thatlies
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Guevara thats a great comment
@Stephanie-cd6pc
5 жыл бұрын
i actually appreciate that he's looking to learn how to make women feel good in a sexual way, so many guys don't care about it at all so props to him
@TheGanjologist
6 жыл бұрын
legend says Theo gave her a lesson backstage
@jcub247
4 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Pagano lmao why did you say that
@dirtysaint5324
6 жыл бұрын
Theo Vonilo: Male Gigolo
@dolphin069
6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna he-bitch man slap you.
@canakattack1692
6 жыл бұрын
Walked outta there feeling like John Wayne Gacey cous! Finger Poppin and body burying under the front fucking porch bruh.
@fdgdgdbd
6 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail says mediation lol
@Jr-yx4cf
6 жыл бұрын
you got all this chi 😂😂
@sleepwonderization
6 жыл бұрын
“He felt lighter” killed me
@bskbskbskbskbsk
6 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is so nice, open and genuine. And hilarious as well. Love that guy.
@AZTigerMMA
6 жыл бұрын
This is by far my new favorite podcast… Sorry Joe Rogan
@jacobromero5721
6 жыл бұрын
Why tf did he say she allegedly came on his podcast lmfao
@Alex-jp3ek
4 жыл бұрын
Orgasmic Meditation? You fucking kidding me, how the hell do I sign up in the East Coast? Sounds very educational & interesting God Bless 😂
@paulmurphy3922
6 жыл бұрын
Man, she is giving off some strong vibes for the Theo OM experience.... Sponsored by greyblock pizza.
@StephenIC
6 жыл бұрын
I'm only halfway through but Theo is so naturally funny it's ridiculous..."Clitoral King Midas" and "That ol HB combo" we're just so quick and smart like damn I'm impressed.
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy
6 жыл бұрын
If only they did Gandhi’s classes for all the clueless inconsiderate jerkers out there
@dutch1171
6 жыл бұрын
Theo doing his community service...
@andysmith719
6 жыл бұрын
This.... Was amazing.....
@zacharywalsh6481
6 жыл бұрын
"you didnt get to bust so you got all this chi built up"
@erikbjornson6496
6 жыл бұрын
all of us need to know if the guy ate the gummy worm , let us know glaze
@thejoshuatreelocationsstation
5 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely awesome at first I was like what the fuck is this but brilliant I love this dude where he is he been my whole life?
@whackoization
6 жыл бұрын
She's a freak. Love it.
@ghiulaidani9873
6 жыл бұрын
Wtf am i watching?
@srmperfi4608
6 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until you get HPV from bitting your fingernails....
@gloriouspurpose_
6 жыл бұрын
That's why you wear the special gloves
@srmperfi4608
6 жыл бұрын
Plebeian. Gloves are for amateurs.... As for one of the great poets of our generation once said ..... " If you ain't willing to die for it, you don't really want it! " - Tracy Morgan
@kristenpayne11413
6 жыл бұрын
what?!!! EG Daily aka sexhead is a rob zombie movie superstar!! you are luckyyyyy!!!
@jakemarlow8998
Жыл бұрын
"... toss a mint in there" says the guy with the mullet.
@Americansikkunt
6 жыл бұрын
"The spread eagle should be the national bird" Lady: cracks up Comedians, mention the female anatomy, and you're comedy gold!
@RCGshakenbake
6 жыл бұрын
1,000 magic kits. Theo is the 1-liner king.
@Jones-eq4bs
6 жыл бұрын
Theo fingerblasted Glaser moments after this
@clutched010
6 жыл бұрын
Ive always thought she was a beautiful woman. When she said she thought tasting herself was hot... I want to marry her.
@imanmohamed8713
5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know who this mullet dude is but he is so sexy?
@714-v1z
6 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail says "Orgasmic Mediation" lol
@vitocorleone1462
6 жыл бұрын
"That fuckin HB combo"
@reymundoalvarado3415
Жыл бұрын
Theo your OM is on NETFLIX
@debrajoy108
22 күн бұрын
‘This aint a family y’ know’ …OMG I’m CRYING 😂😂😂
@MBeist-vi7ho
6 жыл бұрын
Theo made that shit funny and chill, but thinking about is creepy as fuck. Especially the feminist spin on it, ughhh sheesh.
@jacobparsons4776
6 жыл бұрын
When is guy’s night though?
@lamrof
4 ай бұрын
I have seen many women too. What he said on vagina out of about 7 to 10 smells bad is very true. Either the women do not care, tolerate it or do not know. That smells is extremely awful.
@lamrof
4 ай бұрын
The part he said about that there was no pressure of pleasuring any man on the women, hit home.
@TheSeeohhdee
6 жыл бұрын
"i was the best looking man AND woman in the whole fuckin' place..." this man is an absolute savage. long live theo.
@robertjusic9097
6 жыл бұрын
3:55 serious question here; where is he looking all the time?
@thatgoathasdevileyes1865
6 жыл бұрын
Glaser's legs!
@AdamDylanFoley
6 жыл бұрын
I was unsure about theo, after watching this i love the man, the thing about him deep down being an overweight cafeteria lady was awesome lol
@kirkvanek2019
5 жыл бұрын
theo is a fricking assassin
@jquintero1192
5 жыл бұрын
And now can we get a live demonstration right here and now on the Podcast with Nikki...?🤔🤔🤔
@edgartex9853
5 жыл бұрын
Theo is the man we didn’t know was “The Man”
@keithwalker4090
6 жыл бұрын
Damn guys gotta pay Asians to rub them out
@evanabbott2737
5 жыл бұрын
Sooooooooooo many funny lines in here but, “you diddle whoever shows up.”😂👍
@marcosajw
6 жыл бұрын
now slide
@taipeitaiwan10
6 жыл бұрын
Seems like the man should get paid for it.
@tanyamarr7545
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good place for blue balls.
@scottnathanphoto
2 жыл бұрын
I sure hope Theo had E.G.'s permission. Otherwise a terrible violation of privacy.
@alexmagee5743
6 жыл бұрын
Most entertainment I’ve had from 2 people talking.
@DanMProductionsBois
6 жыл бұрын
Lol it's just "meditation" . I cant feel bad, because meditation is good.
@seanpaulson9098
6 жыл бұрын
4:18 how many fucking legs does she have.
@emanonymous
6 жыл бұрын
i want the youtube mods to explain to me how i got here
@iaaronsharif
6 жыл бұрын
Look at them legsss
@stagglee1227
Жыл бұрын
The way Nikki's face melts at 8:40 when she realizes Theo's being vulnerable is the crux of his comedy: You NEVER know when he's being serious
@atrain132
6 жыл бұрын
That looked like some serious Basic Instinct @ 0:12
@JahEerie
6 жыл бұрын
Netflix Special. Theo Von: Vagina Whisperer
@garrettdodge5165
6 жыл бұрын
god damn, this is fucking strange
@willmv4139
4 жыл бұрын
Lol @ safe process, what the zuck. Well done Theo disclosing this ladies name and picture. Bravo for privacy, not!
@bigbeefscorcho
Жыл бұрын
“I got attacked by dogs and cats on my birthday” Theo Von’s life is like god constantly slamming a button that says “RANDOM” every couple minutes
@TruNGenius
6 жыл бұрын
Now I know why they always say OM when they meditate
@allanm2064
2 ай бұрын
4 more ladies lmao omg
@Ironman829
6 жыл бұрын
Nikki Glaser just took the number one spot in my head. "Lick myself off of your face?" I have been searching for her for SO long.
@spiderkitty7643
3 жыл бұрын
Knowing now that this thing was also a bit of a cult, & a hard-sell marketing scheme to boot (pun not intended), just puts icing on the cake here 😆
@MotoDUDEabides
6 жыл бұрын
That whole thing and the chow line had me rolling.
@PhlegmBoHiggins
4 жыл бұрын
You know peewees big adventure? The first right? For some reason that killed me why specify what other peewees big adventure is there
@Republic3D
6 жыл бұрын
"I shared a room with a Chow too, when I was in college - not an Asian person, an actual fuckin' animal.." HAHAHA
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