0:43 “hey it’s Gaahl. Just making sure we are still having that sleepover tonight. I’m bringing my own pillow”
@PlutoTheGod
4 ай бұрын
0:43 “JB.. THIS IS BLACK WINDS FROM BLASPHEMY”
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
Yepyepyep! Definitely was Black Winds recruiting for the 5th attack ☝️🤨
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
@@TimmyTurner421 Reminding the Dawg to bring his black microwave.
@flyingfox8447
4 ай бұрын
I can’t listen to blasphemy now without thinking of the black winds and caller of the storms ‘interviews’
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
@@flyingfox8447 The Caller of the Storms interview was also really funny yeah.
@icankillbugs204
4 ай бұрын
@@flyingfox8447I can't listen to Blasphemy a-tall. Dogshit band. Riffless static coming out of the speakers.
@SuicidalGrind
4 ай бұрын
0:43 GB was calling to finally set up the interview
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
Maybe it was Black Winds from Blasphemy calling about the fifth attack.
@jimmyfingers227
4 ай бұрын
No that was Ghaall,just wanted to confirm he's up for exactly that.
@SuicidalGrind
4 ай бұрын
@@lopolik Hahaha \m/
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
@@jimmyfingers227 lol
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
JB needs to include this in his next parody video.
@bevanwillis358
4 ай бұрын
Hey J Dawg!, vocalist of Priest Strangler here thanks for the review means the world to me that you gave us a good review (:
@PlutoTheGod
4 ай бұрын
Distributor of kvlt points catching strays today out of nowhere 😂
@andrewgabriel4408
4 ай бұрын
I don’t understand how anyone can think Blasphemy doesn’t have riffs. They have plenty under their belt.
@ian.swift.31614
4 ай бұрын
cause conqueror outriffs them
@Poser_Metal_Records
4 ай бұрын
Make a video calling out the Dawg brah brah.
@eggwaffle
4 ай бұрын
Blasphemy is one of the few war metal bands that actually have hooks and catchy riffs
@georgejackson4424
3 ай бұрын
@@eggwaffle because too many of the later war metal bands seem to have lost the plot
@Hecatecrossways
3 ай бұрын
@@eggwaffleBlasphemy was the first War Metal band
@mikeviolate666
4 ай бұрын
God damn canoe interrupting my question.
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
4 ай бұрын
Where did he leave off on your god damned essay
@mikeviolate666
4 ай бұрын
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 😆 🤣
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
wow Mike Violate gave Distributor a paid shout out, that's awesome, homeboy. Mike's the top G.
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Did you watch Mike's videos? He's funny as hell.
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 I wonder why have you not harrassed the Lipolic, me, I guess we're not enemies. :((
@mikeviolate666
4 ай бұрын
@Leave_The_Hall_69 😆 🤣 it's true \m/
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
4 ай бұрын
Mike is actually a great dude. If he reads this. He’s an unhinged psychopath.
@flyingfox8447
4 ай бұрын
2:37 new town in England: Milton kayonaise. Another rough and tough town added to the j-dawg world map brah brah.
@steelstorm666
4 ай бұрын
Yo Sponge, does listening to Gorgoroth increase protein synthesis by 200%? Or is that a lie Gaahl told you to get into your square pants, brah brah??
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Likely your best one yet. Also, the number I heard was 239.8%, just sayin' bruh.....
@steelstorm666
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481the math ain’t mathing brah
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481I see you speak from experience ☝️🤨
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@TimmyTurner421 Nah, JB told me.
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Hahaha! You speak from experience! Hahahaha
@roadkill3553
4 ай бұрын
Guitarist/backing vocalist of Priest Strangler here! THANKS FOR THE REVIEW BRAH BRAH!!!, to answer the question of how we found the bands that influenced us, we found them (Sabbat, Beherit, Sarcofago etc) online (just as you’d expect 😂)
@lashedandscorned
4 ай бұрын
my bro got recognized by jdawg himself
@TrencherSpeedMetal
4 ай бұрын
Hey J Dawg! Cool review, i about had a seizure when i heard you mention my band! Long time patron of your channel and HHR! Cheers for the good words!
@SuicidalGrind
4 ай бұрын
Damn! Dawg calling out the Distributor of all people!
@sentientafterbirth
4 ай бұрын
Popcorn at the ready, bruv!
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
He does say stupid shlt, but still his comments are a highlight of the Dawghouse.
@sinisterking6009
4 ай бұрын
@@sentientafterbirthyo that's my part bruh bruh 🍿🍿 i bring da pop you understand! 🍿😤
@sentientafterbirth
4 ай бұрын
@@sinisterking6009 Sinister popcorn king
@sinisterking6009
4 ай бұрын
@@sentientafterbirth got that one right bro town 👌🏾
@cardiacarrest7807
4 ай бұрын
Morbidity!! Good stuff!! Good dudes.
@Chris_Longstreet
4 ай бұрын
Just gave the Morbidity EP a listen while I walked my dog. I’m with Jdawg - good shit. I dig the cover too and would buy it for sure.
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
Indeed good shit.. hence why I wrote a news article about it on Sputnikmusic weeks ago
@slavghterr
4 ай бұрын
yo Jdawg when are you dropping your jelqing routine?!?!
@MofosOfMetal
4 ай бұрын
Update - just got fired from my job at KFC for using the buckets instead of the toilet.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
The ongoing saga that is your life keeps on getting more and more intriguing bruh bruh!🤣
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
You did nothing wrong.
@TheCondorjc
4 ай бұрын
Valid point but wrong conclusion. Stayed possessed, devils 🤘🏼🤘🏼
@ilovefuzzycats
4 ай бұрын
Well how were you supposed to know you shouldn’t use the buckets? Unbelievable
@TheCondorjc
4 ай бұрын
I sincerely disagree with you, J Dawg. The market is so goddamn saturated that tons of people get buried, even though they do this full time and for YEARS on end.
@grindcorizer6818
4 ай бұрын
Underground still exist. Very rare but exists. Most Death Metal bands play to be famous and get money. Even Grindcore bands. You can tell by the price of their merch which is ridiculous and by the venues/ticket price at their gigs. Even pricey digital downloads on Bandcamp,... It's nothing new, it has always been like that. There's still plenty of underground bands though. F*ck corporate grind
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Speaking of pricey digital downloads, there was this Mexican DM band who was charging 10 bucks for their album on their BC page, yet on the labels BC page they were only asking 5. Obviously the band holds their album in higher regard then their label does. I went with the labels BC page and got it for 5.
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
Broski keep it short I'm always skipping your wall of text @@distributorovkvlt-points5481
@grindcorizer6818
4 ай бұрын
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Some of the bands record their stuff in the rehearsal room, nothing wrong with that, but asking money for the digital download then is pretty f*cked up. I'd never support such band. Record for free and want money for that? F*ck off. So many døuchėbägs out there.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@TimmyTurner421 That's because you lack a sufficient amount brain cells, this is the wrong place for you Timmy.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 You two mental weaklings should become pen-pals, between you and lil' Timmy your collective IQ has the potential to set the world on it's head bruh bruhhhh.😁🍻
@AMPHETASAUR
4 ай бұрын
This is the Distributor's Platform is right here since Jdawg doesn't comment enough for most of his regulars
@SLOTHDAWG-FROMTHEGOONIES
4 ай бұрын
Sloth-Dawg ❤️ bands inspired by INRI
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
I just got word back from DEATH METAL DAVE and he gives his approval of SLAUGHTER MESSIAH (and he also said Hall's a poser). \m/
@dinkins335
4 ай бұрын
If you know about *Blasphemy,* then you know that *Ross Bay* dudes are some of the hardest mother fuckers in metal.
@dinkins335
4 ай бұрын
Dawg, I'd you interacted with Distributor, you'd know he is a funny and creative dude that knows more metal than I'VE forgotten. He should be a writer. Dude is a badass!
@DaDungeonNCR
4 ай бұрын
Lmao j dawg gettin fried in the comments is gold, but this is actually a pretty straightforward one with not too much rambling
@Poser_Metal_Records
4 ай бұрын
Distributor of Wimp Points got called out. 😈
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
_Wicked_ _burrrrrn_ _bruh!_ \m/
@Poser_Metal_Records
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 You keep running your mouth and the devils are tired of your crap. The day will come when we have to put the Distributor in his place.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@Poser_Metal_Records 😥As you said before, months ago, and yet we're both still here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻
@robertg305
4 ай бұрын
Would be cool to see an Abysmal Lord interview!
@Popeboniface
4 ай бұрын
Holy shit I’m late for Jdawg school today
@gnomesayin1440
4 ай бұрын
What’s heavier than the flock of seagulls?
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
Ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
4 ай бұрын
Murray Head was fuckin BRUTAL
@TheCondorjc
4 ай бұрын
Flock of seagulls sends the Tish and Deceased home on a STREEEEEEEEEETCHER
@patfrat666
4 ай бұрын
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Only for that one night, far away...
@GraveyardghouI
4 ай бұрын
Stoked for that Sadistic Intent interview.
@Poser_Metal_Records
3 ай бұрын
Metal Mickey will be the first person to watch that interview! 🐭
@PlutoTheGod
4 ай бұрын
Did the girl from Hulder really say she’s above doing interviews? Lmfao she used to upload doing pop song covers not all that long ago even the BM fame is too much to handle I guess
@icankillbugs204
4 ай бұрын
The girl from WHO? Pfft, go-nowhere wimp band, never heard it, don't even WANNA hear it
@oscarg212
4 ай бұрын
I think ur referring to myrkur
@SquidwardBenton
4 ай бұрын
🧽🐡🐚 UNPAIIIIIID QUESTION FOR THE CEO OF REEK OF DEATH RECORDS, SPONGE-SACK-SQUARE-BALLS 🐋🐳🐚🌊 WHEN WILL YOU FILM YOUR ROOM TOUR AND SHOW OFF YOUR VINTAGE BARBIE AND MY LITTLE PONY COLLECTION? 🏖⚓️🛳🦑🦭
@galdirvostet1703
4 ай бұрын
Rofl
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
And his Uncle Grandpa VHS tapes.
@colorsofabyss
4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@dinkins335
4 ай бұрын
Distributors platform has been your comment section. He's one of us.
@Poser_Metal_Records
4 ай бұрын
Careful with Distributor. He's 50/50.
@dinkins335
4 ай бұрын
@Voorhees_Metal_Productions like the skate board trick?
@Poser_Metal_Records
4 ай бұрын
@@dinkins335 Not sure. I'm just repeating something the Dawg said in an older video back when he read comments questions.
@goat666db
4 ай бұрын
I think DoKP is funny, and yes he is one of us. Pretty sure I’ve been at negative kvlt points for the last couple years for saying I like Wildhoney by Tiamat 😂
Thanks for checking out Morbidity brah brah, I’m glad you liked it ☠️
@ZeeLee88
4 ай бұрын
👺🤘🏻🤘🏻 Hell ya get the suffo, WACO, Lividity, GB interviews
@dartanyolivingston7037
4 ай бұрын
PLEASE ON THAT ABYSMAL LORD INTERVIEW!!!!!
@Poser_Metal_Records
4 ай бұрын
If the Dawg gets that Lividity interview he needs to ask what happened to Mike "Papa" Smith.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Whooooa.....it appears The Kvlt has been put on the spot, hell, _"THE_ _ALTAR"_ by Mike V. Thanks for your vote of confidence Michael, but Metals just a hobby of mine, J-Dawg and the _Horvalite's_ are the pro's bruh bruh. I'm amused and a bit embarrassed at the same time lolol.👍🏻
@mikeviolate666
4 ай бұрын
\m/ I know bud, I just really enjoy you're writing. Didn't mean to embarrass you brah brah, sorry dude . Common them , pay the dawg to poop on things you like by sending in paidskees 😂\m/
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@mikeviolate666 I was considering sending him a print-out of my entire album collection, so that he could call out all the poser shit that I have. But at 14 pages long (and ever-growing) it would take waaaaay too long, I think Dawg would get tired of reading it and the devils would probably get bored. I'd love to hear him speak ill of my collection, it would be a badge of honor!
@mikeviolate666
4 ай бұрын
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 😆 he'd get 5 lines into it then say ( I ain't reading the rest of this Bulllll $^@*. )
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@mikeviolate666 Yep, I can very easily see that happening! Best 20 bucks I ever spent! LOL🤣👌🏻
@mikeviolate666
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 lol hailz the giver of points \m/
@jacobbrockman366
4 ай бұрын
Streaming services make a lot of extreme music very accessible. Spotify makes suggestions and recommends similar artists to those on my playlist.
@jefflawson3574
4 ай бұрын
Extreme music shouldn't be very accessible. If more ppl made do with only ten great albums an year, metal would be in infinitely better shape.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@jefflawson3574 Make that 12 great albums a year and I'll endorse that sentiment.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@jefflawson3574 Hey Jeff have you heard the new HELLBUTCHER disc?
@MnemonicHeadTrip
4 ай бұрын
@@jefflawson3574the music itself should be enough of a gatekeep. You won't see most of the people who stumble on it through recommendations still listening to it 6 months on
@eggwaffle
4 ай бұрын
“My playlist”. Ok poser.
@sentientafterbirth
4 ай бұрын
I get the feeling the Dawg didn't want to film on this day 😂
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
why do you say that?
@sentientafterbirth
4 ай бұрын
He just seems a bit more unenthusiastic than usual. Maybe I'm wrong.
@averagetexan191
4 ай бұрын
@@sentientafterbirth seems like the same old dawg to me brah brah
@sentientafterbirth
4 ай бұрын
Fair enough 🙂
@HadesMiscreant
4 ай бұрын
@@lopolik probably the idiot who called right on the beginning 😂😂
@riff_junkie
4 ай бұрын
14:07 hell yeah Terrance can't wait for that one ❤ maybe next time it's gonna be pat o'Brien
@Throneofkhaos
4 ай бұрын
This is the Bassist for Trencher. Glad you dig it! So stoked to hear our name brought up on here. We are @trencherspeedmetal
@DawnPossession
4 ай бұрын
😂 like and share the video Devils
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
Ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH ☝️🤨
@44sammy4
4 ай бұрын
Welcome to the morgue flag goes hard
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
DEATH METAL DAVE also said he'd be open to the idea of doing an interview with J-Dawg. Now wouldn't that be sumthin' bruh bruhs.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Blessed Are the Sick (guitar cover by Elena Verrier) 👍🏻👍🏻
@hamachancutter
4 ай бұрын
MmmmHmmmm! Especially those collabs with Morigehenna (Emasculator/Poontickler), brotown! Have you heard Elena's band Evulsion? Good stuff! Another band that deals with KZitem guitar playthroughs is Misyrion. An ep just dropped the other day!
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@hamachancutter I have Evulsion's Spiritual Putrefaction \m/ Never heard of Misyrion, I'll look into it. Elena is so fvckin' hot.
@goat666db
4 ай бұрын
Hell yeah Terrance Hobbs and Dave Kibler from Lividity would be awesome! 🤘
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
4 ай бұрын
I agree. In case you happen to give a fuck😂
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
I got word back from DEATH METAL DAVE he sent me his take on the album Dawg was fawning over yesterday ETERNAL SOLSTICE "Demonic Fertilizer" here's what Dave sent (Dawg's gonna cry). " its just boring run of the middle death metal generic riffs the logo and album cover are cool but i couldnt even get through the whole album, very unexciting thats just my opinion the album and logo look like they would be in the realm of angel corpse but musically just boring typical death metal riffs a drummer who couldnt keep up with lombardo " And now my question is, who else would like to see a video with Dawg and Death Metal Dave arguing about anything and everything???
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
Tldr
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@TimmyTurner421 That's just fine Timmy, the word of Death Metal Dave is above you anyway.....
@Alex_Christcrusher
4 ай бұрын
Funny, that’s how I felt about it when I listened to it. I don’t get some of the stuff THE DAWG hypes up. Like that band Anialator. Just ripping slayer riffs.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@Alex_Christcrusher All we need now is a vid with Dawg and Dave arguing about it. And Dave said he'd be up to it too.👍🏻
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Best movie title EVER??? 👉🏻Master of the Flying Guillotine vs Dirty Dingus MaGee
@maximilianschmid9890
4 ай бұрын
"II heard itt's 2006."
@dinkins335
4 ай бұрын
That's how MEN answer phones!!!
@pookiebearv2859
4 ай бұрын
Got my corpse split with putrefaction first pressing demo brah brah
@ilovefuzzycats
4 ай бұрын
That treatment is only saved for gb 16:26
@kmartgoth8313
4 ай бұрын
‘Emperor of the Black Abyss’ Mr. J-Dawg, great Blasphemy song 🎸
@FaerieGoatmother
4 ай бұрын
GB and Dawg have a business arrangement. GB lets Dawg sustain the humorous charade that he wouldn't do the interview for a tenski and some Gaahl action, and in exchange Dawg participates in the hilarious charade that GB is not an out of the loop GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZER.
@latentanguish13
4 ай бұрын
Not sure where to send my "asks"... So I'll ask here... Would guys ever consider releasing the first 4 Houwitsers on LP?? Or at least the re-release of 'Death But Not Buried'. McEntee sold me the re-release long ago. Lost it and the CD itself is impossible to find... The band has constitutes from Sinister so, I thought you may consider it. Thanks my bro in Samyaza
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Dawg why not send Death Metal Dave an advance copy of the new BLOOD FEAST album? After all the word of Death Metal Dave brings with it a lot of pull! For the rest of us Ham n' Egger's we'll have to wait till July 12th for Infinite Evolution.
@icankillbugs204
4 ай бұрын
I'll check it out when I get a sec, Distributor has good recommendations sometimes. The Cirith Ungol album and that Hellbringer (? Is that what they're called. My shit won't load in the middle of fuckin nowhere working on this vehicle at an Amish colony) those picks were incredible 👌🏻
@tiefighter3445
4 ай бұрын
Not true you actually have to go to shows though and most the time they aren’t filled up. So still under ground.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@icankillbugs204 Yeah, these Aussie mad lads by the name of HELLBRINGER basically made an album specifically for YOU. They put out an album in mid-2016 called "Awakened from the Abyss" in which every single aspect of it was obviously influenced by, wait for it, HELL AWAITS! It's easily the most perfect Hell Awaits rip-off ever made. Does the description make you bust in your shorts or what, cuz I know what Hell Awaits means to you. \m/
@icankillbugs204
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 that album lacks killer guitar solos but damn is it a banger otherwise,!
@icankillbugs204
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 my wife left me. I made a tinder account and I only reference Hell Awaits like 4 times onner. Also I'm wearing a Hell Awaits shirt in a picture with a puppy. All the obese women are gonna FLOCK 🕊️
@dartanyolivingston7037
4 ай бұрын
ABYSMAL LORD PLEASE!! 🙏
@zbox6420
3 ай бұрын
Any new deathcore/ nu metalcore recs?
@HadesMiscreant
4 ай бұрын
Ya im commenting twice but yeah..heh heh your a cool show with my coffee first thing. You come on at 3am here....this guy thanks ya!! Stay Real Man!!👊🔥
@StainedGlassEyeBalls
4 ай бұрын
I remember those AOL chat rooms back in the late 90s early 2000s i used to have fun in them 😁
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
I know exactly what you mean. Did you ever troll the "Rose Garden" which was a Grateful Dead chatroom? In september of 95' AOL banned me and asked for a written apology, lol, they never got that written apology.
@StainedGlassEyeBalls
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Can't remember any specific chatrooms from back then i used to be all over the place. I used to have a right laugh! They used to kick me out of them all the time lol Then i would come right back in lol
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@StainedGlassEyeBalls Oh yeah I was kicked out numerous times by the room mods, but I was eventually out-right banned by AOL. LOL After that I found out about Netscape 32-bit chat, a much better and censorship-free, live/real-time chat forum.
@corystafford4958
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 if I'm remembering correctly, that was a very sensitive year for Deadheads. 💀 😮😅
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@corystafford4958 Yeah, their messiah died in august of that year, when I was there running amuck in their Rose Garden.
@SuicidalGrind
4 ай бұрын
KZitem started 2005 yes.
@onewhitepony
4 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s when I got into it. My sister was into MySpace a lot and told me about KZitem. Sounds right
@msw0322
4 ай бұрын
I discovered it in mid 2006 a few months before Google bought it.
@TheCondorjc
4 ай бұрын
I was late to the game. I hopped on here in 2008, when there was more porn on the site
@ian.swift.31614
4 ай бұрын
yeah and nobody was uploading music beyond anime music videos and buffy the vampire slayer and charmed and WB channel teen drama music videos until about 2007.
@ian.swift.31614
4 ай бұрын
besides you were about 4 years old.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Being _Deathhammer'ed_ really doesn't sound all that bad. New album needed.🤘🏻
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 If you're speaking specifically about the demos drum mix, then yeah it was lame.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Prediction: Glen is going to _duck_ _the_ _Dawg_ at the Full Terror Assault fest.
@sinisterking6009
4 ай бұрын
How do you feel to get a shout out from the dawg bruh? \ m /
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@sinisterking6009 It's different. It definitely brought a grin to my face. Ever see the 1982 horror flick "The Entity"? If you have, you will have seen the only movie in existence that features Barbra Hershey's tits, full bush, and the coldest/kvltest substance in existence Liquid Helium. All in the SAME movie.👍🏻
@AMPHETASAUR
4 ай бұрын
🦆🐕🦺+🦆🐕🦺=🦤 If Justin thinks Distributors posts are bad, he must not be seeing any of mine lol
@TimmyTurner421
4 ай бұрын
".. descent into Duckery" - Glen Benton inspired death metal album. J-Dawg owns it of course ☝️🤨
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 You'll be a celebrity soon enough, brotown.
@650AFTERHOURSOC
4 ай бұрын
Merciless The Awakening or desaster hellfire domain?
@emeraldgreensg
4 ай бұрын
Hells Headbangers is a cover band version of the original metal labels. If it ain't a guy from Combat or Metal Blade I don't even want to hear about it.
@anntifurz
4 ай бұрын
Just saw Putrescent Seepage lobe, kicked ass!
@cthuludreams1
4 ай бұрын
What if that was one of the Dawg's parents? 😂😂😂
@StainedGlassEyeBalls
4 ай бұрын
I have been on this crud site since the beginning under many different accounts since 2005 and seen how this site has changed massively since back then. I remember when it had the star rating and you could say and post what ever you wanted nothing like it is today and i mean nothing.
@goat666db
4 ай бұрын
Yep, you could like or dislike videos multiple times too. That was funny
@StainedGlassEyeBalls
4 ай бұрын
@@goat666db You can't say or do anything on here anymore....Just like the whole internet unless you wanna go on the dark net which i don't.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Speaking of "superior articulation" does anybody remember the name of the guy that does the album write-ups on HHR's site? And didn't Dawg say his name was Dan? Or am I imagining that.
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Mildly amusing, but not at all factual.... 😴
@breadbaker5449
4 ай бұрын
first guy was smoking j dawg's bone the whole time
@TheTransylvanian
4 ай бұрын
Yo sponge, is grindr the roughest & toughest site of all time brah brah? I heard gaahl & old man GB do a lot of business on there
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Funny you mention that now, cuz I overheard Poser Hall talking about how he's been trying in vain for years to lead gaahl and GB away from grindr and onto his very own Hall's Homoverse dating ap, but without success....
@FalseGrindCritic
3 ай бұрын
How is Hulder too evil to do an interview while posing for the cover of hipster publications like Decibel 😅
@Riky_Jones
4 ай бұрын
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Judas Priest - Defenders of the Faith (1984) Vs. Iron Maiden - Powerslave (1984)
@Riky_Jones
4 ай бұрын
@@SLOTHDAWG-FROMTHEGOONIES you cut the shit. Quit junking up the thread this if for people that want to discuss these albums.
@SLOTHDAWG-FROMTHEGOONIES
4 ай бұрын
@@Riky_Jones Sloth-Dawg love Up the Irons
@Axe_WoundTV
4 ай бұрын
100% Defenders, banger album. Powerslave has Maiden's first slow boring part, in Rime, that the deal beaker
@Pagan_Fears
4 ай бұрын
Besides Maidens debut and sophomore albums, Powerslave is their best record. I’m going Powerslave goddammit.
@andrewgabriel4408
4 ай бұрын
Powerslave! Priest would win if it was a different album.
@cacaking
4 ай бұрын
Nice picture on the microwave!
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
"Cacaking" I like that login bruh, dropped a foot-long a few hours back and 2 days ago I dropped a 16-incher💩
@tiefighter3445
4 ай бұрын
Easy access anybody can listen but only the people with real interest will search for it. Metal is never going to be mainstream again.
@KimPham525
4 ай бұрын
J-Dawg forgot that he has listened to Cadaver Rite (it was a for paid review). He said it was boring ass, unlistenable black metal and that got the bands panties in a bunch. They made a meme that said Fuck J-Dawg.
@Poser_Metal_Records
4 ай бұрын
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@Kenneth-o4z
4 ай бұрын
If it's not crypt kicker on the bill no one will care
@pestilentwinds
4 ай бұрын
There are 8 different Morbidity bands on Metal Archives. There is no excuse for anyone to be using that name for a band that started in 2023.
@Riky_Jones
4 ай бұрын
🎥 FILM BATTLE: Shocker (1989) Vs. A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
@FroggyKrueger8969
4 ай бұрын
Nightmares elms street🐸
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
Shocker
@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
4 ай бұрын
Shocker. It also had a righteous soundtrack
@GraveyardghouI
4 ай бұрын
Terrance Hobbs would be a good one too.
@HadesMiscreant
4 ай бұрын
Priest Killer, what a name...check out Death Angel.... Justin their drummer was like 15 they were all teens 🤘. Killer 🖤
@bevanwillis358
4 ай бұрын
Vocalist of the band here! The names actually “priest strangler” but thanks for the recommendation (:
@HadesMiscreant
4 ай бұрын
@@bevanwillis358 sorry,I knew I fucked up right after I posted it.... Priest Strangler is one of the coolest names for a band I've ever run across.🤘💯
@dinkins335
4 ай бұрын
Dawg, did you just really downplay SARCOFAGO?!?😂😂😂I'm playing.
@Poser_Metal_Records
4 ай бұрын
We're gonna have to rip on the Dawg for that one.
@dinkins335
4 ай бұрын
@@Poser_Metal_Records yup 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nupraptorthementalist3306
4 ай бұрын
I think yt started in 2005.
@mikeviolate666
4 ай бұрын
Paying for paidskees is gay \m/
@Poser_Metal_Records
4 ай бұрын
But allowed during the month of June.
@mikeviolate666
4 ай бұрын
@@Poser_Metal_Records 🌈
@mikeviolate666
4 ай бұрын
@Leave_The_Hall_69 😢 😭 😿 I pay the dude 20 bucks a d he dumps on my head. ... in the most sarcastic voice imaginable, I say ( shocking ) 😆 🤣 😂
@sinisterking6009
4 ай бұрын
15:45 😆😆😆
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
Yo bro, have you thought about recording something on the guitar? You said you'll let me know.
@sinisterking6009
4 ай бұрын
@@lopolik yea i had that in mind yet didn't found time to made a Video. It was about my picking technique hence i sometimes stuck when doing inside picking while crossing strings. I have that in mind, try to record something soon, thx for asking 👍🏾
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
@@sinisterking6009 Yeah no worries bro, take your time. \m/
@distributorovkvlt-points5481
4 ай бұрын
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Sheeeeeit you cant even play the opening riff to Smoke on the Water without fucking it up and you have the arrogance to speak ill of Sinister's playing!!! That's some nerve you got there Hallsy, some nerve.
@lopolik
4 ай бұрын
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 He might have to stick with A Perfect Circle ''Judith''. xD
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