They better bring this whole quarantine to an end soon before Joerg builds something really world ending in his garage just out of pure boredom
@nevill1947
3 жыл бұрын
Here are some nuclear warheads that you can launch with your adder. HAHAHA - joerg
@coryman125
3 жыл бұрын
Joerg has made things to shoot syringes before- maybe he can help with, uh, "distribution" of the vaccine? ;)
@debarjandatta2170
3 жыл бұрын
@@coryman125 especially for the antivaxers
@S71xx
3 жыл бұрын
One day he'll build a slingshot capable of launching the earth into the sun.
@T4K3SH
3 жыл бұрын
and this is what i came up with😂😂
@ronin_user
3 жыл бұрын
If Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Tony Stark had a child, this man would be the result.
@orbitalslingshot2206
3 жыл бұрын
my unused 12ga primers: _pssst..over here!_ my arrows: _come play with us!_ my antipsychotics pills: _don't do it!_
@patrickteto
3 жыл бұрын
This is one of his most ridiculous experiments. Lucky man he is that the Nock wasn't lodged in his forehead with the primer cap arrow test, before trying to film in England. I can't waite to watch his show with a real T.V. type budget.I hope they realize they created a bigger monster that has quite the destructive imagination !!!
@SketchAndEtch
2 жыл бұрын
You're giving me so many ideas for my D&D adventures, that my Dungeon Master will curse the day that I've found your channel.
@pickinduck
3 жыл бұрын
Alkaloidal nicotine. If I remember correctly "Podding" is what they use to call it here. The neck from a rubber balloon was used to create a pod behind the head of the projectile / weapon. It was filled with poison and would roll back and open during penetration spreading the poison through the wound channel.
@MichaelMacGyver
3 жыл бұрын
Those glass vial tips remind me of the bolts used in the movie "The Wild Geese"
@antoinefdu
3 жыл бұрын
Hello future KGB agents watching this as part of their training!
@observeoutofthebox7806
3 жыл бұрын
Comrade
@kanutahytomka4542
3 жыл бұрын
privet
@rascalme9754
3 жыл бұрын
A German flying over the channel with experimental weapons? That might keep someone awake.
@adamdax
3 жыл бұрын
Joerg Having his own show sounds Amazing I can't wait !! The Laugh will probably get a Best supporting actor award !
@unsteadyeddy3107
3 жыл бұрын
"You can catch the tear or whatever liquid from your beloved partner - so of course we are weaponizing it." LMFAO!
@fintimwhimbim
Жыл бұрын
I need a friend like Jorge! The laugh at the end……..I’d love to see what a regression would reveal from Jorge 😂
@brianbaumgartner7223
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I immediately recognized the Wilkinson Swords razor blades. I use them for my disposable straight razors when I don't use my good, "permanent" straight razors.
@roel.vinckens
3 жыл бұрын
Joerg talking to intruder: - Thanks and ... (Shoots explosive arrow) -BYE BYE! HAHAHAHAHA! 12:01
@galahad692000
3 жыл бұрын
Joerg, if you weren't such a nice jovial man, you would be absolutely terrifying.
@mark_williamh1340
3 жыл бұрын
When Joerg first warns you, he need not ask and then beg, a warning from that absolute panzer is sufficient 😂
@sultanmehmoodghaznavi6312
3 жыл бұрын
that's pure Evil! and that laugh......I come here to watch him laugh! Ha Ha Ha!
@PronteCo
3 жыл бұрын
Joerg: I leave the content to your immagination, I want to be family friendly Also Joerg at 6:00 : so we are starting with the *poison arrow*
@DarkstarPyro
3 жыл бұрын
I’d have killed to have got the TV show gig, Jeorge! Not only am I interested in all weaponry (except swords and knives) I’m also a pyrotechnist, firework designer and SFX technician (U.K. based)!
@mynameisnobody5462
3 жыл бұрын
Love your videos , you should build a knife/tazer . On the cutting edge it would alternative razor blade then electric prongs all the way down the blade and battery in the handle . That would be cool
@alanbatty4391
3 жыл бұрын
Had a suggestion for a show... go over Arrow splines and Archer's Paradox for bows & crossbows. This would explain a lot and prevent responsible archers from making poor purchase & usage of arrow/bolt stock. Thank you Joerg for all you do.
@GamerzTwit
3 жыл бұрын
Someone: Do you ever heard about dynamite fishing? Jorg: Hold my beer ....and builds a exploding arrow....
@peterlamont647
3 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of the movie predator. Remember his exploding arrow from his bushcraft bow? When I was a kid watching that I went, "WOWWW!" and now I have the effective design idea! A percussion cap! Of course! I am going to blow up so many things.
@bittere_pille_4142
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@3LBane1974
3 жыл бұрын
What could possibly make Joerg better? Pairing him up with an explosives expert lol.
@PeteHemdem
3 жыл бұрын
Most fun gunpowder things in Germany are illegal. But schiessen movies are legal. Priorities!
@barryhernandez6428
3 жыл бұрын
Joerg has got to be the life of the party anywhere he goes.
@alanfrost4661
11 ай бұрын
This man could weaponise an ice cream cone brilliant
@blakethesnake6686
3 жыл бұрын
Joerg thank you for making videos I love your content and you look great with that beard : )
@jolu1621
3 жыл бұрын
Damn , killing enemies with the tears of my wife😄👍
@beninthehills8155
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the television contract, man !
@newtonbomb
3 жыл бұрын
A JoergSprave TV show?! Damn, can't wait to see!
@jackmontgolfier
3 жыл бұрын
You need "permits" (explosives licences) to legally make and use explosive crossbow bolts in the United Kingdom? Things I never even knew as a teenager.
@eddiestone1509
3 жыл бұрын
Herr Sprave. You are definitely a gentleman I would be honoured to have on a team of innovators and survivalists for the post-leftie-apocalypse. Cheers.
@levih.8786
3 жыл бұрын
Collect the single tear droplet of your enemy, then shoot him with it. “BAAHHAAHAA”
@piotrciesielski8937
3 жыл бұрын
My guess is, it would be even nastier to put the primer cap inside the glass container, so it would fragment inside the body on impact - shattering all the glass fragments. Inhumane.
@heronekkotheanimer7386
3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most evil arrow tip... I made it myself. Thank god Joerg is a very wholesome and good guy.
@Sovreign071
3 жыл бұрын
Me: Ah, I've been shot with a glass-tipped bolt! What's in it? Shooter: Colored water. Me: Oh, phew! It's harmless. ... Me: Can I get a bandaid?
@bald_chicken
3 жыл бұрын
Thorium dust for the glass one. Can’t get more evil than that.
@AlessandroRodriguez
3 жыл бұрын
Next week: I build a crossbow version of the David Crockett, let's test on the field.
@antonycollopy59
3 жыл бұрын
I've been doing the cap one for years.. you need to glue a plug about a quarter way down the shafts.. then fill it with your preferred what ever..
@matszh
3 жыл бұрын
Would the primer work with Plutonium arrows? (Asking for a friend)
@FunnyMemes-dr3se
3 жыл бұрын
4:55 Very important info. Food not wasted if it wasn't edible anymore.
@tnasty3619
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the show, can't wait to see it. Hope you get an unlimited budget so we can vicariously live out our boyhood fantasies realizing our destructive imaginations
@aleksandarkocic657
3 жыл бұрын
This guys laugh gives me hope.
@rwgoodship3653
2 жыл бұрын
The plastic vial is a fountain pen ink cartridge . Cheers from Canada 😎👍🥶🇨🇦🏹
@teleman07
3 жыл бұрын
I probably would just prefer a barbed bolt covered completely with a liquid absorbing hair or similiar fluffy stuff for my assasination or hunting puposes. Soak it with poison or gunpowder with lit fuse or soy sauce depending on application...
@kathrynck
3 жыл бұрын
1st bolt... why should it be illegal for a crossbow bolt to more rapidly kill the target animal? Wouldn't making it less lethal (so the animal dies slowly) be more inhumane? 2nd bolt... a speculative way someone might modify it to make it bad. I agree, if someone makes a poison bolt, then THAT should be illegal, but if you ban everything which could be made into something bad, you'd have to ban your whole garage, no? 3rd bolt... primers don't have much explosive force, but if it cracks the bolt, won't it have more resistant in the target (exactly the opposite of your concern with bolt 1)? Don't get me wrong Joerg, I love ya, and love your channel, and your test here is really interesting! I think you made a very good test target too. I'm just really struggling with your legal logic here though.
@shleemcollector3988
3 жыл бұрын
my new favourite Joerg word "hole-low" XD HA-HAR-HAR
@ukp42
3 жыл бұрын
Awesome news. Congratulations on your new tv show. Looking forward to it. Love from Scotland :D
@Matt_The_Hugenot
3 жыл бұрын
Holy water vials for dispatching the undead.
@noneofyourbusiness3288
3 жыл бұрын
One thing I very much would not like, is compressed air (like a CO2 cartridge) emptying into a wound... yikes. also: props about pointing out that the meat you use is expired. I hate wasting food, especially meat. 👍
@dcdanger7597
3 жыл бұрын
Leave a hole in the end of the explosive one and you could potentially have a self propelled bolt
@dragonrider9244
3 жыл бұрын
Humble man you are. Congratulations sir you deserve it
@HeroHunterPrime
3 жыл бұрын
“You can use your imagination on what you can put in the vile, something mean” Me- Antman all day!
@Romin.777
3 жыл бұрын
That stainless bolt is awesome.
@larocdokarnap3227
2 жыл бұрын
You telling me i can be a literal Cupid? I know to make a "love potion" and all i have to do is shoot people...
@digvijaykawar8582
3 жыл бұрын
With blasting Bolt you can make it like a detonator by putting primary secondary and tertiary explosives
@BeetleBuns
3 жыл бұрын
they should be legal. I should be able to own whatever the heck I want to launch from a bow, so long as I'm not using it to harm anyone unnecessarily. When the nock shot out on the second shot, that was due to the hammer it hit. Fire a normal arrow into same hammer, the nock will still fly off.
@fernoptikwildejagdfernglas7783
3 жыл бұрын
Die Idee bezüglich des Pfeiles mit Zündhütchen und SP-füllung hatte ich auch schon! ;-)
@2424jasper
3 жыл бұрын
Glad you are wearing your safety shirt...
@atacstringer8573
3 жыл бұрын
If anybody in the world was ready for the zombie apocalypse this guy is LOL
@johnmagnifico3488
3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure the primer tip and glass vile reacted at the wooden board? The glass seemed to have gone through the second slab of pork before breaking.
@jero37
3 жыл бұрын
The contents of the vial is an exercise for the viewer. While I disagree with the extension of legislation barring the right to keep and bear arms of any kind, I do enjoy the evil genius creativity.
@dreamingflurry2729
3 жыл бұрын
Illegal? Scheißegal :D (no, not really - but German regulations concerning arms are too harsh...look at Austria or Switzerland! Both are countries with as high a living-standard as Germany and they still aren't as restrictive with firearms!)
@BrazenBard
3 жыл бұрын
Those vial bolts? ...Metallic sodium. That'll leave a mark. Or at least a few pfennigs. I'll get my coat. ;)
@YouTube_user3333
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve taken this arrow drilled the end out, inserted a small nuclear fuel rod and put a nice power tip from a speargun. If you want to make it more dangerous, use some anthrax on the tip. Your style makes me laugh 😆
@shadeshadow007
3 жыл бұрын
can I just say that I LOVE your laugh
@RightfulRecordings
3 жыл бұрын
I make homemade exploding arrows with caps from a cap gun...... OK not really destructive but the bang is very fun.
@Dafoodmaster
3 жыл бұрын
the explosive one is legit insane
@braydonrekart3265
3 жыл бұрын
"the tip is holo"-- i knew the wise wolf was around here somewhere! get the wheat! :3
@firedustman
3 жыл бұрын
GG for the TVshow Joerg !
@ebikeoutdoors
3 жыл бұрын
Nice to hear you are coming to England hope you have a great time
@NetAndyCz
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if someone poisoned an animal with an arrow like that and then got poisoned himself after eating the meat.
@MrMrMrMrMrT
3 жыл бұрын
6:28 When the slo-mo doesn't differ from the real speed
@jjgourde
3 жыл бұрын
I hope we at least get a video twice a month... Good luck with your show!!!!!
@catx4632
3 жыл бұрын
Let’s combine them all metal with a primer that lets out cyanide
@stevenchristman257
3 жыл бұрын
I would fill the glass vials with lemon juice and salt.
@harryc657
Жыл бұрын
If I ever hunt deer with a crossbow. I'm getting the ignition arrows. XD
@Africanhorror
3 жыл бұрын
Fortunately non of these are illegal in my country
@daviddavidson2357
3 жыл бұрын
For the liquid bolts foxglove (dititalis) tincture comes to mind.
@lukasschmidt50
3 жыл бұрын
Aber Jörg, Zombies haben doch nicht so ein dickes Fell wie Schweinebraten. 🥴👍👍👍
@tomf3150
3 жыл бұрын
Not a poison arrow, but a schlafgut tip. In french une pointe GrosDodo!
@PoshLifeforME
3 жыл бұрын
As if wasn't being shot by a xbow bolt wouldn't be bad enough
@weste8301
3 жыл бұрын
Sind sie erst zufrieden wenn ein Spinner mit ihren Vorschlägen Schaden anrichtet und den vernünftigen Armbrustschützen ihr Hobby weiter reguliert wird? Ich bewundere ihren Erfindergeist, aber dieses "even more deadly" ist in meinen Augen zumindest überflüssig. Freundlich ausgedrückt. Die Pfeilgewehre wären heute vielleicht noch frei verkäuflich wenn "jemand" nicht so ein Geschrei gemacht hätte.
@mitchellbaker4312
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what dehydrated ghost pepper dust would do inside of the glass arrow tip
@ap_trial666
3 жыл бұрын
Calm the fuck down satan, we want to kill em not torturing them to death....
@justinvzu01
3 жыл бұрын
I think those vials are for sprinkler systems.
@africanelectron751
3 жыл бұрын
Yea we all on a list...
@UTubeHandlesSuck
3 жыл бұрын
That razor-vaned bolt would be orders of magnitude more intimidating if the edges actually faced forward. As constructed, it's like going at something with the blunt back of a knife blade. Meh.
@brechtstroobant9879
3 жыл бұрын
This guys has the most heartwarming evil laughter I ever heard
@rey_nemaattori
3 жыл бұрын
I suppose it depends which side of these bows you are 😅
@nunyabizness199
3 жыл бұрын
They truely need to make him a bad guy in a James Bond movie...😁
@mikdahn1119
3 жыл бұрын
Absolute, i love it 😂
@danielporter7662
3 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of nicoli from mw just a little
@parrotshootist3004
3 жыл бұрын
Voltaire It's so easy when you're evil...
@mdsign001
3 жыл бұрын
That's got to be the most casual "by the way, I'm filming a 10 part tv show" I've ever seen in my life ... Congratulations!
@DatBoiOrly
3 жыл бұрын
Its gonna be amazing to see him on TV
@misterjder1.831
3 жыл бұрын
If there is a channel for that it's DMAX 😆
@danjones732
3 жыл бұрын
@@DatBoiOrly l
@ihateyou1379
3 жыл бұрын
@@misterjder1.831 no Disney channel obviously
@enderslayer2024
3 жыл бұрын
Probably cuz there is no real reason to make it a big deal... He's still gonna be the same guy... Just on a tv show.
@ianhale4466
3 жыл бұрын
Your always welcome to my backyard here in Texas, where even if it's illegal, there's noone around to call the police
@jeschinstad
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's a tempting invitation; «it's not legal to play with explosives here, but I do and now there's nobody left to complain about it.». :)
@personman8734
3 жыл бұрын
They can’t call war crime if all the witnesses are dying from the mustard gas.
@noahholderman5725
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he’s made them and just can’t say he’s made them on youtube
@cndl_lght
3 жыл бұрын
I wish to like your comment but alas you are at 69. Maybe that might change but it is my civic duty to keep the magical meme number alive. Enjoy your 69 likes boss man. You earned it.
@Tahmanakki
3 жыл бұрын
@@cndl_lght noob
@_EllieLOL_
3 жыл бұрын
He’s like the styropyro of archery “This thing is dangerous. But we can always make it more dangerous - here’s how!”
@MKnife
3 жыл бұрын
If those two guys combined forces, we'd probably see something like Chewbacca's laser shooting crossbow, but for real.
@_EllieLOL_
3 жыл бұрын
MKnife hacksmith industries made Han’s blaster
@thatguybrody4819
3 жыл бұрын
i worked with styropyro to make a thermite arrow and a lethal red dot attachment. _LET ME SHOW YOU THEIR FEATURES!_
@JohnSmith-oh9ux
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Joerg and Anthony colab :)
@njones420
3 жыл бұрын
Styropyro does some great builds, but his hammy presentation makes them painful to watch.
@rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291
3 жыл бұрын
“These should be illegal” Proceeds to make them. I love this channel
@duddude321
3 жыл бұрын
"These should be illegal," *Loads one* "But they aren't, I checked, now let me show you their features."
@personman8734
3 жыл бұрын
Let me show you how a crossbow bolt can violate the Geneva convention
@wernerruf7761
3 жыл бұрын
@@personman8734 The Geneva Convention is not the problem, it has no jurisdiction in fighting scum who want to steal our key less go car or even a single penny. The problem, at least in Europe and especially in Germany, lies in the other legislation that puts the protection of the perpetrator above the protection of the physical integrity and property of the victim, and in the case where they can defend themselves, they still have to put up with nonsensical questions about the proportionality of their reaction. Apart from that, in countries with a reasonable attitude towards perpetrators who trespass on property and launch an assault, why use a crossbow and steel bolts with a hardened surface and tip, as well as a soft core, instead of a "dessert eagle"? The "Dessert Eagle" and its magnum bullets leaves a huge mess in the house, which you have to clean up afterwards and even damages good old German stone walls. Don't forget a trained shooter always works with a double shot when under attack. Magnum bullets are not cheap and recovering the cost of them from an attacker or his heirs may require quite a bit of effort. The steel bolt is different, either push it through or cut it out and reuse it.
@personman8734
3 жыл бұрын
@@wernerruf7761 r/wooosh dude I was making a joke not a commentary on the faults in the policies of the European Union. Do you just need to talk to someone god damn.
@Nagasakevideo
3 жыл бұрын
Probably because he can trust himself with them but he doesn't trust other people
@swirekster
3 жыл бұрын
'this one is the most evil one' '...i made it myself >:)'
@hexerey
3 жыл бұрын
}:)
@MrVkull
3 жыл бұрын
Let me show you its features
@burnerjack01
3 жыл бұрын
I cannot imagine a better, more natural "007 Supervillain". And that laugh! Perfect!
@vapormissile
3 жыл бұрын
"ha. ha. ha."
@burnerjack01
3 жыл бұрын
@SAMUIL BABETTO Can't ya just picture him saying something like "...no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. And this is why. Let me show you it's features..." Should be in the show's intro.
@Schranzoslavek
3 жыл бұрын
Amazon: You can buy this vial to capture the essence of your beloved one to always carry with you! Jörg: Hi, yea, let me just weaponize it real quick.
@FUCKTHEBBC
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@bittere_pille_4142
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@nicolassanmartin7469
3 жыл бұрын
"Those are made to shatter inside the body of the animal... or enemy" Mom i'm scared
@mattburns7182
3 жыл бұрын
Let's go get you some milk and cookies 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉...dark humor
@crabboboi1938
3 жыл бұрын
simple dont be an enemy
@adrian4276
3 жыл бұрын
u forgot the "HA HAA", hehehe
@user-qq1xg6qn7i
3 жыл бұрын
*put bird shot and gunpowder or black powder in the hollow tube of the primer-tipped arrow ;-)*
@Dplusithicus
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine filling them with NitroGlycerine
@juaquinfuentesjara7352
3 жыл бұрын
This is what I would call the "geneva suggestion" arrows/bolts
@timboslice3090
3 жыл бұрын
I'm just here to hear Joerg laugh.
@winstonchurchill6506
3 жыл бұрын
The laugh of the week...cheers from uk....
@WineScrounger
3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha 😎
@wagecuckwojak2394
3 жыл бұрын
Its such a dominant laugh😂
@bringemyoungpbuh4123
3 жыл бұрын
Joerg 3000 - ha ha ha.
@ironmike4843
3 жыл бұрын
I'm just here to hear him show me their features hahahahaha (laughs in Jorge)
@theonlypd
3 жыл бұрын
*Shoots you with vial bolt* "It's just harmless blue water..." *Laughs in JoergSprave*
@osu45d
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like watching this video could land me on a no fly list...
@teekotrain6845
3 жыл бұрын
😁👍😍🏹
@josiahhenson4550
3 жыл бұрын
You're a communist right? If you are then you are ok
@michaelpettersson4919
3 жыл бұрын
I do not have any incentive flying anywhere anyway so I do not care...
@kenetickups6146
3 жыл бұрын
@@josiahhenson4550 ok infowars
@r3dp9
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty soon, people really will get put on no fly lists over watching youtube videos. It's the next logical step in the escalation of sensor ships.
@JennyEverywhere
3 жыл бұрын
Ya gotta put garlic juice, silver nitrate, and ferric chloride in those vials to make "triple kill" bolts for vampires, weres, or fairie creatures. (Lol)
@ulrichkalber9039
3 жыл бұрын
you could use silver and iron scraps, and wood splinters in blessed water
@dongeonmaster8547
3 жыл бұрын
Love it. LOL. Great idea.
@aluminiumknight4038
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how would that work against a human because I'm not worried about vampires lol
@HvV8446
3 жыл бұрын
@@aluminiumknight4038 add in a pinch of iodine as well, immediate “care” for the receiving end and it hurts like the fire of hell in an open wound
@Santisima_Trinidad
3 жыл бұрын
@@aluminiumknight4038 silver nitrate I believe is toxic, not sure as to what a lethal or even noticable does is though, metal poisoning tends to be require a fairly high mass. Ferric chloride I'd assume is also toxic, although again I don't know about dosages. And, of course, don't forget that it is still a a crossbow bolts, with a glass tip some some localized shredding will occur. Overall, i doubt it would be more effective against humans than a basic broadhead, but it would certainly not be pleasant. Doesn't help that poison is generally a weapon for people who are either very confident in there running away abilities, or just or satisfied if the person who killed them dies as well.
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