Followed by a second act of deceit and finally a forgiving resolution, again.
@shunk8278
5 жыл бұрын
And then rinse and repeat
@ThorwaldJack
5 жыл бұрын
To err is human, to forgive.......''IT'S ALL OVER LAWBREAKER!!!''
@helpfulhandgrenade1472
5 жыл бұрын
"Somebody help! We've got a burglar!" "Afternoon"
@antoniomarino9444
5 жыл бұрын
How to avoid being arrested? Just be extremely polite and act normally
@YokoshimaOfficial
5 жыл бұрын
Amnesia at its highest.
@dudelookslikeagirl
5 жыл бұрын
That's his way of establishing dominance.
@gfuke
5 жыл бұрын
He's just so handsome and charming, I forgive him immediately
@MaimutaEvoluata
5 жыл бұрын
"Hello there"
@dieselface1
5 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of the high fines?
@crashpal
5 жыл бұрын
"i won't pay you and i don't want to pay you"
@unknowneye1020
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know them and I don't care to know them.
@tsuchi2695
5 жыл бұрын
You absolute genius. Have a hand 👏👏👏
@TheNintendude1997
5 жыл бұрын
@@crashpal Boomers basically
@STUCKINACAKE
5 жыл бұрын
I've had fines more ridiculous than OOF
@TrevzXc
5 жыл бұрын
The ai is so broken that even the ai know how to exploit eachother.
@Juniorgrimes
4 жыл бұрын
*by simply leaving this comment I’ll cause some minor change in the universe that allows some unsuspecting soul to accidentally stumble upon my channel and that may or may not be a blessing in disguise, in everything though; I just want to be remembered**
@A7md-r9j
4 жыл бұрын
Junior Grimes This is giving me Instagram self-promotion comments PTSD
@TrevzXc
4 жыл бұрын
I just realized this is probably my most liked comment.
@christaylor3911
4 жыл бұрын
Junior Grimes no ones looking at your dead channel
@kuruptzZz
3 жыл бұрын
@Satan Almighty The AI did hilariously retarded crap even when I played this on console back in the day
@christopherhall5361
5 жыл бұрын
"i make less than 5 gold a year" Me: *Opens barrel, finds 6 gold*
@capcom23
4 жыл бұрын
yes but then again.. some have some savings somewhere
@quonomonna8126
4 жыл бұрын
@@capcom23 yeah that 6 gold from that barrel was someone's life savings
@RedGallardo
4 жыл бұрын
Bread loaf cost 2 gold. I call BS on eating 2 times a year. Heck, minimum you can give to a beggar is 1 gold. 5k gold would make sense though.
@BenjaminGoose
4 жыл бұрын
NPCs don't need to eat, so it doesn't matter how much bread costs.
@thesandwich5321
4 жыл бұрын
Lads, do you trust a man that steals a lady's sausages right from under her nose?
@PowahSlapEntertainmint
5 жыл бұрын
He invested all his points into charisma.
@jaydeh.
5 жыл бұрын
I forgot you exist.
@Foc4ccin4
5 жыл бұрын
but he ain't no merchant
@joejug162
5 жыл бұрын
Powah well, that sure seemed to have *payed off*
@brandontaylor6677
5 жыл бұрын
you mean speechcraft
@Jan12325
5 жыл бұрын
But forgot to actually be good at stealing (and littering!) at all xD
@yunpeiyang4904
5 жыл бұрын
"How dare you steal from me?" "[Speech 100] How are you?" "[Success] Not bad."
@ilikepigeons6101
5 жыл бұрын
Yunpei Yang xD
@nickbush3656
5 жыл бұрын
Sk eld srco V -n- Fal ut 3 :")=
@hoangthien8820
5 жыл бұрын
Have to use this trick on my next store-robbing
@Tokkoking
4 жыл бұрын
@@hoangthien8820 its been two months, have you tried it yet?
@Ramsez
4 жыл бұрын
@@hoangthien8820 as of this week, you could only make that joke on reddit if you were an actual robber.
@Zharque
5 жыл бұрын
He's abusing a bug holy shit, they've become self aware!
@CircaSriYak
5 жыл бұрын
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN!!
@someguy5319
5 жыл бұрын
Which bug?
@iKeenxn
5 жыл бұрын
@@someguy5319 r/woosh
@someguy5319
5 жыл бұрын
@@iKeenxn fug
@LightFykki
5 жыл бұрын
"Radiant AI" - Todd Howard was right all along.
@DaFuqBoom
5 жыл бұрын
Only in this game NPCs can use bugs.
@jjjjj1339
3 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@asoru5573
3 жыл бұрын
so fuckin true XD
@feelthunder123
3 жыл бұрын
Edfing true
@KanohiVahi
3 жыл бұрын
It's a feature
@gamin9wizard945
3 жыл бұрын
What game is this? It caught my attention mere seconds ago.
@19KDC93
4 жыл бұрын
The way he says "Go hurt something" after done talking to you is so funny.
@lone-welf
3 жыл бұрын
i lost my shite.
@Kaaanom
3 жыл бұрын
ok
@sauercrowder
2 жыл бұрын
It's something fighters guild members say if you're in the fighters guild
@tgnm9615
2 жыл бұрын
Thats one reason why I love Anvil
@WaltuhBlack420
2 жыл бұрын
What does it mean? Is it an insult?
@KingofHumility
5 жыл бұрын
"I've been better." "That's too bad."
@TheReplay324
5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@Kryptnyt
5 жыл бұрын
"I've been better" means "I'm not doing well"
@janzacharias3680
5 жыл бұрын
Tbh my first reaction was to laugh too at that point even though it makes sense :D not a native speaker maybe thats why
@georgebaggy
5 жыл бұрын
Jan Zacharias im a native speaker and i laughed too. It’s just so awkwardly dismissive
@UnfamiliarPlace
5 жыл бұрын
@@georgebaggy Yeah, and moreover, although technically it corresponds to sime kind of sentiment analysis ("How are you?" → "Negative response" → "Sympathy"), the literal meaning just sounds like she's regretful that he's not ALWAYS this sad
@beansontoast6622
5 жыл бұрын
“They charged me 5 gold for littering! I can’t imagine what they’d do if they found out I’m a thief as well.”
@C_The_Guy
5 жыл бұрын
Rhythm Of The Knight i see what you did with your name there. Jolly good.
@Haughington
5 жыл бұрын
This poor fool's annual salary is pocket change for various wild animals
@gridlock2835
5 жыл бұрын
Mate ye better pay that fine lad or the guards will get you
@gregoryharris6935
5 жыл бұрын
Take Care
@jabberw0k812
5 жыл бұрын
There is no way it takes him a year to make 5 gold as a thief...
@VanLupen
5 жыл бұрын
I guess you can rob me considering how respectful you are.
@erickandrade8660
5 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku *These comments are ridiculous* !
@IamaPERSON
5 жыл бұрын
@@followerofteaandspice1815 same here, but it's mild.
@seijitheicedrake9487
5 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON how have those two channels not gotten reported for spam? it feels like spam
@IamaPERSON
5 жыл бұрын
@@seijitheicedrake9487 idk man. I keep reporting them, but they keep coming back.
@hojosconsal9913
5 жыл бұрын
That statement reminds me of a character from The name of the wind who got robbed by some guys but remarked how nice they were despite the fact they were robbers
@ratchetexperience8379
5 жыл бұрын
"IT'S ALL OVER LAW BREAKER!" "How are you?" "Not bad"
@judetheteenycatvaliproto1485
3 жыл бұрын
"Take care :)"
@nathanwilliams4005
3 жыл бұрын
I've been better.
@grannymargaret2095
3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanwilliams4005 that's too bad
@hippieduck
3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanwilliams4005 I hope things get better
@catxehanort8156
3 жыл бұрын
@@hippieduck Bye.
@far_centrist
5 жыл бұрын
they charged him 5 gold for littering? i had to pay with my life for lifting a mug!
@reasonableattempt1918
4 жыл бұрын
oh god, so good
@sarahsayshello9726
4 жыл бұрын
You think thats bad? One time i accidently bumped into a chicken and the entire town wanted my head. Scary stuff.
@inputfunny
3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahsayshello9726 Wrong game.
@inputfunny
3 жыл бұрын
@Top Kek Calm down white knight; there's no need for violence!
@mohilhamraflijahja5024
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@epickagraczka4841
5 жыл бұрын
“These fines are ridiculous!” *“Take care.”*
@ayouxy
5 жыл бұрын
YOU TOO
@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
5 жыл бұрын
THATS NOT FUNNY oh no u dont know who i am? I am jesus christ, coming on a flying carpet, to lick u on your foot !!!
@buttsufancypantsu1644
5 жыл бұрын
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS did you have a stroke mate
@folver91
5 жыл бұрын
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS What's your problem, dude?
@BigBazz91
5 жыл бұрын
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Nasty creatures.
@Ojo10
5 жыл бұрын
He takes advantage of that poor women's short-term memory loss. 😡😡😡
@JimBobJoeB0b
5 жыл бұрын
Ojo Momoko wow, this should be a top comment! 👌
@IcePhysicsGaming
5 жыл бұрын
I guess he's seen Memento.
@ilikepigeons6101
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@VikalHimanshu
5 жыл бұрын
Lololololololol
@bianener
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nikooo1794
5 жыл бұрын
He's just very hungry. He barely makes 5 gold in a year, after all
@Psyfonify
5 жыл бұрын
This line of dialogue is so fucking stupid that i wish i could figure out how to remove it from the game without breaking things since its quest dialogue lol.
@bluegum6438
5 жыл бұрын
@@Psyfonify They fined me a nickel for littering! Littering! I barely make that in a year!
@Psyfonify
5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to spend tonight figuring it out and release it as a mod on the nexus. I'll post it here when im done. IMO, aside from fixing beggars changing voices mid conversation, (which people already did, sortof) this is the ONE line in the game that is just so absolutely atrocious and out of place in the gameworld that its worth going through the effort of removing, lol. I think it actually wont break anything, its just been a couple years since ive opened the editor and dont want to go through the hassle of finding the record for this rumor and disabling it. But it should be that simple.
@Psyfonify
5 жыл бұрын
@@GlidingZephyr Heh, another problem vanilla has, yup - probably one of the easiest to fix ever. You can configure the value yourself in an easy UI (bashed patch) or just dl a mod that increases the bounty They'll tackle the bounty for pretty much everything, really. But big time on murders.
@redfallxenos4585
5 жыл бұрын
@@GlidingZephyr 40? It costs 1000 for murder.
@areguycole7336
5 жыл бұрын
"You treacherous little filcher, how dare you steal from me!" >:( "How do you do?"
@SebHaarfagre
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He's a psychologist, bringing out long supressed emotions, finally in this breakthrough
@beingweirdisnormal1404
3 жыл бұрын
"Take care."
@TheKatti5000
5 жыл бұрын
For anyone who doesn't play Oblivion, Ulrich Leland is the guy who doesn't know you and doesn't care to know you. Makes this even better.
@Megajmaster1000
5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know Oblivion had a reenactment of my parents marriage.
@Pedro_Alcantara
5 жыл бұрын
ugh
@Megajmaster1000
5 жыл бұрын
Pedro Alcântara ogh
@siretriste4045
5 жыл бұрын
agh
@Megajmaster1000
5 жыл бұрын
Egh
@Micheal1075
5 жыл бұрын
Aho
@MisterBlackroad
5 жыл бұрын
The Gray Fox ain't got shit on this guy. He can steal in plain sight and people forget he did it 2 seconds later and he gets to keep his identity
@Finity_Dust
5 жыл бұрын
Idk if this is relevant, but I like how you have an Izaya pic while saying this
@blindmarian
5 жыл бұрын
The duality of men
@TheRedRaccoonDog
5 жыл бұрын
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e You sound like such a fun person.
@Mechagodzilla128
5 жыл бұрын
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Image having a phobia of foriegn media. There are all types of anime for all types of people. Stop assuming every anime is like School Days, and go watch one universally loved like Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood. Barring that, everyone loves JoJo, DBZ, and One Piece.
@arifasatria7704
5 жыл бұрын
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e if u cant differentiate between fiction and reality then u deserve whatever is coming for u
@mostlysilentprotagonist
5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad the player's not the only one who suffers the completely unbalanced law system in Oblivion
@Psyfonify
5 жыл бұрын
whats unbalanced about it exactly, curious
@mostlysilentprotagonist
5 жыл бұрын
One example is that if you so much as grab an orange in a house, a guard will basically materialize right next to you and demand a fine or else it's the dungeon for you. Of course, you can also resist and try to kill him. It's things like that which can show that Oblivion's laws are flawed at best lol.
@Psyfonify
5 жыл бұрын
@@mostlysilentprotagonist Ah, thank you for sharing your insight. I was deciding if i should use the "no psychic guards" modification, but questioning if the developers did it they way they did intentionally for gameplay balance But seeing anothers opinion so strongly about it is convincing me, though still not sure entirely...i feel like its relatively easy to not get caught in oblivion and part of the fun is the fact that you have to do it perfectionist to do it at all, kind of like the old Thief titles
@maadtee6281
5 жыл бұрын
@@mostlysilentprotagonist accidentally kill a chicken
@Sketchette6669
5 жыл бұрын
@@Psyfonify I agree with the last part. To me it wouldn't be any fun without the psychic guards.
@Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen
5 жыл бұрын
"They almost seem to make up laws just for charging fines" ... "Go hurt something" Boy I wonder why these people are getting fined
@crqf2010ruler
4 жыл бұрын
For littering.
@ohcaptainmycaptain3478
4 жыл бұрын
@@crqf2010ruler OK, bye
@ohcaptainmycaptain3478
4 жыл бұрын
Hello!
@ra_alf9467
4 жыл бұрын
You too
@lukeklo
4 жыл бұрын
Many are dead in the land of the Dunmer. Even St. Jiub, who drove the cliffracers from Vvardenfell, has fallen to the daedra hordes.
@cunningfox831
5 жыл бұрын
How it is in a public elevator: “How are you?” “I’ve been better.” “That’s too bad.” *5* *seconds* *of* *silence* *...* *door* *reaches* *my* *floor* “Take care!” “You too.”
@ImaPizzaK
4 жыл бұрын
Hello
@santicheeks1106
4 жыл бұрын
@@ImaPizzaK I dont know you and I dont care to know you
@ImaPizzaK
4 жыл бұрын
@@santicheeks1106 :(
@TheRealFilipiano
4 жыл бұрын
@@santicheeks1106 What's this about?
@AbsoluteAbsurd
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a Pizza cheer up lad
@GPhoen1x
5 жыл бұрын
He tried to complain to Captain Ulrich for those fines but his response was that he didn't know him and didn't care to know him
@undeniableluck1239
5 жыл бұрын
Can't hate him for it tho...he probably doesn't even get to the cloud district very often. :/
@zurabsiradze7822
5 жыл бұрын
This comment is going to blow up
@feddyvonwigglestein3481
5 жыл бұрын
Bizarro Ulrich: I won't fine you, and I don't care to fine you.
"These fines are ridiculous" proceeds to steal in plain sight
@hugoboucher8103
4 жыл бұрын
GO HURT SOMETHING This shit made me laugh for 10 minutes
@fishingislife9554
11 ай бұрын
“Go hurt something” is the greatest way to end a conversation
@fieryrebirth
3 жыл бұрын
The house woman's one weakness: polite small-talk.
@jakeszuplewski3132
5 жыл бұрын
Only earns 5 gold a year but has a silver battle axe = oblivion logic
@joelhaggis5054
5 жыл бұрын
He stole it, obviously
@ibdgonzo
5 жыл бұрын
This guy: *Makes 5 gold a year* You: *Makes 50 gold by escaping prison* The real Oblivion logic
@feddyvonwigglestein3481
5 жыл бұрын
You can get 5 gold off of a random beast in the wild come on Ohtimbar
@Nakagolas
5 жыл бұрын
@@feddyvonwigglestein3481 How about *you* go out into the wild and kill a bear using nothing but an axe for a year's wages. It's not exactly easy money.
@roiroije243
5 жыл бұрын
Not just Oblivion, The Elder Scrolls logic.
@Moskuito2222
5 жыл бұрын
"How dare you steal from me?!" "How are you?''
@walterbaya2020
5 жыл бұрын
Works everytime
@joejug162
5 жыл бұрын
Mosquito "I've been better."
@divyanshusharma2776
5 жыл бұрын
Not Bad
@whiterunguard4144
5 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn high fines could swoop down at any time.
@slayuh8739
5 жыл бұрын
But aren't you a guard yourself. ..
@sikkableeat5614
5 жыл бұрын
I used to be rich like you... then I took a tax audit to the knee.
@Lunam_D._Roger
5 жыл бұрын
@Halberdier Maker damn you, that made me smile.
@deletdis6173
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like living in California. :/
@dylanwoodward5256
5 жыл бұрын
My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Fine duty...
@NotTheWheel
5 жыл бұрын
The actual reason Ohtimbar is stealing things is because his responsibility value is at 0 where most citizens have a value of 50 or 100 (being the highest value - committing no crime) I believe 50 for some goes for INN goers or people who share spaces or factions so they aren't viewed as thieves by other npcs for grabbing consumables. a value of 30 or less will result in npcs committing crimes such as stealing and even murder in some cases. (if not sharing same factions) The reason why I believe Ohtimbar is being called out for crimes but no guard appears is because he shares the same faction as Tertia I'd assume if he was outside and a guard saw him he'd be attacked.. in fact he might be attacked once he leaves the store. Checking the npcs in Cheydinhal now... Ohtimbar is literally the only one with a responsibility value of 0 oddly enough. I suppose he acts normally most the time and the devs never caught it :P So what may have happened is that Ohtimbar could have originally had a responcibility value higher than 100? Which may have reset the value down to 0.
@rickwilson3703
5 жыл бұрын
This is very interesting
@ancientapparition1638
4 жыл бұрын
@Maniac Marcus yeah cheat engine
@ConstrictorDevlin
4 жыл бұрын
actually all you have to do is open the console, click on the NPC you want to change and then type setav responsibility x, where x is the number you want to set responsibility to
@TheRealPDizzle
4 жыл бұрын
@Ancient Apparition Using chest engine for this endeavor indicates you don’t know anything about Elder Scrolls at all, and perhaps more. It’s so unfathomably unnecessary to use cheat engine on Elder Scrolls games for PC, and maybe downright stupid.
@mastema3034
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealPDizzle dude leave him alone cheat engine is used for more than cheating like modding and creating scenarios
@jazz96765
4 жыл бұрын
When your friend is problematic, but well ... he's still your friend.
@scintillam_dei
3 жыл бұрын
You can't spell friend without fiend.
@mrbig1022
3 жыл бұрын
@@scintillam_dei or end
@scintillam_dei
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrbig1022 True.
@ThePaellaBoy
5 жыл бұрын
An accurate depiction of the modern video-game industry.
@stevebob240
5 жыл бұрын
Scarily accurate.
@losnfjslefn8857
5 жыл бұрын
😆
@fransoto8343
5 жыл бұрын
Whaaat! 50$ for a dlc pack??? And the game has microtransactions? Somebody call the cops! They're stea... Oh, look at those graphics, yeah, I'll buy it. Have a nice sale, EA. Byee. 😊
@Balnazzardi
5 жыл бұрын
Yeap.....greedy company like EA robs you blind, yet the next second gaming community has forgotten and forgiven
@rinhato8453
5 жыл бұрын
Their new tactic is mass lay offs in the hope that it will distract people from all the other scummy shit they get up to.
@Balmung35
5 жыл бұрын
A prime example of a conversation between a schizophrenic and a amnesiac.
@jagirsingh2394
5 жыл бұрын
You need more likes dude 😂😂😂
@ArvelDreth
5 жыл бұрын
More like a kleptomaniac and an amnesiac.
@John6-40
5 жыл бұрын
Balmung35 You're clearly clueless on schizophrenia.
@couriertx
5 жыл бұрын
More like Sociopathic
@John6-40
5 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelRosenSayingNoice the scary part is, 476 people liked his comment.
@FrozenShadow007
5 жыл бұрын
How does one make barely 5 gold in a year? What do you do? Beg for a day and take the rest of the year off on vacation?
@the_rabidsquirel
5 жыл бұрын
Wild animals have more pocket change than this guy's annual income.
@alexanderticonuwu7591
5 жыл бұрын
@@the_rabidsquirel literally
@alexanderticonuwu7591
5 жыл бұрын
I think he counts all the time he litters.
@notenoughgarlic
5 жыл бұрын
I can beg for a day with a single coin!
@timcleveland154
5 жыл бұрын
@Maintenance Renegade Luckily for him, he's not human, or else that might have been a problem
@HarryvandeSunweb
5 жыл бұрын
"They fined me 5 gold for littering, I barely make that in a year!" Sounds like someone should be fined for tax fraud...
@ProtoMario
4 жыл бұрын
5 gold a year, what a bum...
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
4 жыл бұрын
i dont know you and i dont care to know you
@hidrogenados5388
4 жыл бұрын
@@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 how rude
@ozthewizard1
3 жыл бұрын
@@hidrogenados5388 have you heard of the high elves?
@hidrogenados5388
3 жыл бұрын
@@ozthewizard1 the high elves are elves... but high?
@ozthewizard1
3 жыл бұрын
@@hidrogenados5388 higher than high in the high elves highness
@Doomreb
5 жыл бұрын
me: *steals car* cop: hey i saw that! hands up! me: how are you? cop: pretty good me: very well *drives off in stolen car* cop: ok, bye.
@dominikkuharic1259
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@Legoman775
5 жыл бұрын
Todd!!!!
@FreziS
4 жыл бұрын
take care
@syamilamirul197
4 жыл бұрын
Speech 100
@fobare2ameritex526
4 жыл бұрын
Cop: Stay out of trouble, Khajiit.
@Commander2012Games
5 жыл бұрын
This innkeeper must be related to that Khajiit. “Take it, it means nothing to me”
@PANZERFAUST90
5 жыл бұрын
That was the first video of these series that I saw lol
@silque_brigandess
5 жыл бұрын
"Pfft. Take it. It's worthless to me anyway."
@TheRogueWolf
5 жыл бұрын
"I barely make that in a year!" he says, while wearing about 300 gold worth of equipment.
@revolverocelot1380
5 жыл бұрын
He stole it after using his high CHA stats to dissuade the blacksmith from getting the guard duh.
@LumosX
4 жыл бұрын
@@revolverocelot1380 Personality. High Personality.
@BanditOfBandwidth
4 жыл бұрын
he saved up for 60 years
@LumosX
3 жыл бұрын
@The Red One It might be called Charisma in your D&D game, friend, and in many other RPGs, but in the Elder Scrolls series---or Oblivion in particular---the attribute is called Personality and the skill related to persuasion is called Speechcraft.
@VSSFantastic
3 жыл бұрын
@@LumosX He's not your friend, buddy.
@janhurak3280
5 жыл бұрын
Nothing we can do about it, really. GO HURT SOMETHING
@MortSalazar
5 жыл бұрын
Confronting Ulrich Leland about these accusations: Ulrich: I don't know you and i don't care to know you. I don't know you and i don't care to know you. I don't know you and i don't care to know you. I don't know you and i don't care to know you. *Casually walks away.*
@apa123APA
5 жыл бұрын
I love the random robbing NPCs. Highlight of my life was when a random NPC enters a tavern, everyone goes nuts and chases him to the streets and a huge brawl breaks out killing half the city. Nfc what and why. I guess he stole a sweetroll.
@soogles1333
5 жыл бұрын
Those were the days, the days that of which an entire city guard chases down one dude who stole some bread
@deviantartguy0
5 жыл бұрын
Soogles Reminds me of Aladdin.
@soogles1333
5 жыл бұрын
@@deviantartguy0 Now that I think about it, it reminds me of that too. Shit.
@DeltaSpark8
5 жыл бұрын
@@soogles1333 Aladdin and Les Miserables
@maxteschner7069
5 жыл бұрын
My name is Jean Valjean. All I did was steal some bread!
@SuperGuerillaGamplay
5 жыл бұрын
Then pay with your blood!
@231ZUR3
5 жыл бұрын
That's too bad i was hoping you'd Resist arrest
@firebeardnc6012
5 жыл бұрын
Afternoon.
@r3zaful
5 жыл бұрын
@@firebeardnc6012 that's the best you can do?
@blehh_mae
5 жыл бұрын
oh ok i got a trenchcoat full of bl o od
@kirishima638
5 жыл бұрын
"Somebody help! We've got a burglar!" "I don't know you and I don't care to know you"
@JoninJordan
4 жыл бұрын
Kiyoshi Kirishima "Take care"
@ricoco7891
4 жыл бұрын
Jodie Price I don't know you, and I don't care to know you. I don't know you, and I don't care to know you. I DON'T KNOW YOU AND I DON'T CARE TO KNOW YOU.
@ImaPizzaK
4 жыл бұрын
@@ricoco7891 Your money, or your life.
@ohcaptainmycaptain3478
4 жыл бұрын
@@ricoco7891 OUTTA MY WAY! BEFORE I HAVE YOU SLAPPED IN IRONS!
@blengdiabloed7335
4 жыл бұрын
Ulric be like... Ulric: I don't know you and I don't care to know you. Lady: I got enough gold to pay you. Ulric: I don't know you and I don'- wait what? how much?
@Its_Shazar
4 жыл бұрын
It's hard to stop a thief when you have impeccable manners and can't resist friendly conversation.
@shermanator00
5 жыл бұрын
1:16 Did you notice the Guard entering\leaving place too?
@sackchief
5 жыл бұрын
Ohtimbar has a really bad receding hairline. He’s holding onto what he’s got left.
@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH SO TRUE SO MOFHFCING TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ I have bad autism.. great :D
@Fatallica
5 жыл бұрын
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS the fuck?
@CircaSriYak
5 жыл бұрын
@@Fatallica what in the goddamn?
@gloomycandy101
5 жыл бұрын
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS this sounds like a kink i don't want any part of
@jessebrown5247
5 жыл бұрын
sackchief and also taking whatever he can get away with apparently .
@xAtsuuko
5 жыл бұрын
This does bring a smile to my face.
@insanity4082
5 жыл бұрын
The real question is how do you make barely 5 gold a year? Just pick a plant or two and sell it ffs...
@Sneakus
5 жыл бұрын
Insanity you try pick up a flower and go into a store and try to sell it, that’s a sick video idea but I don’t think they’ll buy it
@insanity4082
5 жыл бұрын
@@Sneakus ?
@Sneakus
5 жыл бұрын
You gotta see from their perspectives it’s only the player that can force all Shopkeepers to buy the useless crap they have found until there broke 😂
@nexus3756
5 жыл бұрын
because once they leave the city they get attacked by 5 goblins. a dremora, 2 scamps, and a mudcrab.
@LadyIno
5 жыл бұрын
*smiles "Go hurt something." *starts to sneak & steal and gets away with it I shouldn't be surprised anymore by the randomness of Oblivion NPCs, but this guy did it again lol
@prestonorrick4317
4 жыл бұрын
"You dirty little filcher, how dare you steal...Good afternoon."
@dudelookslikeagirl
5 жыл бұрын
Sneak away, my fine-complaining, 5-gold-a-year-earning, heavy-armor-wearing littering thief.
@revolverocelot1380
5 жыл бұрын
Youre pretty hot
@isabelablanchfield1092
5 жыл бұрын
Revolver Ocelot you’re pretty good
@Ved000000
5 жыл бұрын
No, Ocelot, you're supposed to do it like this. *fingerguns* You're pretty hot. But the thicc ass provides no tactical advantage whatsoever. And your asscheeks clap every time you walk - that's a Solid Snake technique.
@revolverocelot1380
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ved000000 Thanks boss, Ill be sure to copy your advice line for line when Im working with your brainwashed body double.
@TheBobville
5 жыл бұрын
that light armor my friend
@vassalofthenight9945
5 жыл бұрын
The burglar uses polite conversation! It's extremely effective!
@DrJones20
5 жыл бұрын
At 1:16 you see a guard entering and instantly leaving the house, the reason he leaves instead of killing him is because the NPC had enough gold and paid the fine. This is actually how the crime system works in Oblivion for NPC's. However if he keeps stealing he will eventually run out of gold to pay the fines and the guards will kill him
@hidan407
3 жыл бұрын
So thats why when you trick a npc to kill someone, the guards kill them because no one besides you casually has 1040 septims to pay it?
@radethegreat69
3 жыл бұрын
@@hidan407 yes, because NPCs cant go to jail, leaving death the only option.
@covidmakesmoney866
3 жыл бұрын
Nice eye u got there
@KanohiVahi
3 жыл бұрын
@@radethegreat69 Justice system in Cyrodiil truly is something lol
@radethegreat69
3 жыл бұрын
@@KanohiVahi its a thing of beauty really. Idk i have this sense of nostaliga for oblivion as I played it for years when I was younger and i even bought it again on steam last year. I love how stupid the AI are.
@adan3956
5 жыл бұрын
>How goes it? >I've been better > *That's too bad*
@angelaanaconda4790
3 жыл бұрын
That’s too bad
@jomo999
3 жыл бұрын
@@angelaanaconda4790 I hope things get better
@darkcoldsoldier1
Жыл бұрын
I was so prepared to be scared when he stole for the first time. I thought it was coming... «Stop right there, criminal scam!!!!».
@MitchellD249
5 жыл бұрын
I heard the Captain of the Guard might make Captain soon.
@revolverocelot1380
5 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? Theyve said that?
@danielgibson3422
5 жыл бұрын
@@revolverocelot1380 yessss
@saphiriathebluedragonknight375
5 жыл бұрын
I've never played Oblivion but I've been watching so many of these videos that I got that joke. I Need a life.
@davisbowe8668
5 жыл бұрын
I heard that he doesn't know you and doesn't care to know you.
@mayuyumiwazaki8769
4 жыл бұрын
That's Dion's problem
@arc0592
5 жыл бұрын
*Idiot got fined for littering, all he had to do was talk to the guards and they would've forgotten!*
@stephenskinner7207
5 жыл бұрын
You can literally cast a charm spell on guard coming to arrest you and he'll agree to pay the fine for you, if it's a minor crime like petty theft.
@elephystry
5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Skinner holy shit
@AroAceGamer
5 жыл бұрын
"Hey I know you!" - Skyrim guard 5 seconds after you convince them to ignore your crime.
@akarikazi
5 жыл бұрын
“well, he just wished me a good afternoon, so now I can’t call the guards. that would be rude”
@b-92s25
3 жыл бұрын
Barely makes 5 gold in a year. Bread costs at least 8 gold.
@naterk9460
4 жыл бұрын
"Stop! You violated the law!" "How are you?" "Not bad - hey wait a minute!"
@jenlyndel6112
5 жыл бұрын
This is actually my favourite KZitem channel, I've never played Oblivion but these videos have me dying 😂😂
@RinKokonoe
5 жыл бұрын
You better change that right this instant
@DiscoGoesOn5067
5 жыл бұрын
I played it the longest time ago, but these videos will never not make me laugh.
@ventexovakon2178
5 жыл бұрын
Get to playin' 'blivion, boy. You'll be doin' yerself a favor.
@MarsofAritia
5 жыл бұрын
its trash. play morrowind instead.
@Balnazzardi
5 жыл бұрын
You have been missing out then....
@timothymckane6362
5 жыл бұрын
The copyright fines of Article 13 are ridiculous.
@animetheory2572
5 жыл бұрын
I get fined 500 dollars for tweeting! Tweeting! I barely make that much in a year!
@redfallxenos4585
5 жыл бұрын
@@animetheory2572 haha you're homeless
@PuddleJumper00
5 жыл бұрын
How are you?
@DetectiveAme
4 жыл бұрын
@@PuddleJumper00 Fine~
@IARESMART8
5 жыл бұрын
Talks about fines Steals Has a nice conversation Steals again Has a nice conversation again Leaves
@ra_alf9467
4 жыл бұрын
That's how the thief guild works
@FruitShake
3 жыл бұрын
I also love how 20 seconds beforehand you already know they're gonna steal something due to the crouching pose.
@DyoKasparov
Жыл бұрын
This right here. This captures humanity irl better than anything else
@YokoshimaOfficial
5 жыл бұрын
I have never seen a scene with such severe bipolar disorder, where each second contradicts the next...
@williamfalls
5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Elder Scrolls.
@alexanderticonuwu7591
5 жыл бұрын
@@williamfalls Where there're enough bugs, glitches, and other lore-related nonsense to keep your Tamriel experience as incomprehensible and absurd as possible.
@Ved000000
5 жыл бұрын
You've obviously never played Oblivion.
@masterbison8957
5 жыл бұрын
She just felt so sorry for him after hearing he barely makes five gold pieces a year she forgave him for stealing from her.
@masterbison8957
5 жыл бұрын
She figured he needed it way more.
@lich109
5 жыл бұрын
I've got a feeling I know why they're charging him so much in fines.
@grimmblade
4 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he was the worst thief ever but then I caught on to his game. A true rogue can talk his way out of anything.
@guyofminimalimportance7
5 жыл бұрын
"There's this outrageous new fine on burglary, no one seemed upset about it until after Ulrich took over!"
@gerunkwon2598
5 жыл бұрын
I like how Ohtimbar is always walking in sneaking position. It makes it seem like he's been up to many illegal things and doesn't want to get caught. No wonder he's so outspoken about the fines.
@madbrosheo1514
5 жыл бұрын
If they ever "fix" the AI in a remastered version, I'll be VERY disappointed.
@shoenicemugshot310
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@shoenicemugshot310
5 жыл бұрын
The AI is perfect just the way it is
@565ChAr
5 жыл бұрын
"How are you" "Not bad" "Take care" "Bye" Me whenever someone asks me how I am doing.
@Game7Mode
5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@doma7572
4 жыл бұрын
sounds like every workplace conversations
@davidpayne697
4 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking to about: GO HURT SOMETHING?!
@micahphilson
Жыл бұрын
In a universe where littering is on par with the death penalty, but stealing is perfectly legal.
@Abazigal
5 жыл бұрын
Pay the fine or sit down calmly, I don't mind.
@Tenakin
5 жыл бұрын
Him: *RIDICULOUSLY HEAVY FINES* 5 minutes later... *STEALS* Woman: *HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME!* Him: *TRIES CIVIL CONVERSATION*
@slayuh8739
5 жыл бұрын
*Civil Conversation actually works* Him: *Proceeds to rob her again*
@CircaSriYak
5 жыл бұрын
That thief ain't chaotic-evil he chaotic-chaotic
@Tenakin
5 жыл бұрын
Heycel I know right?!
@Crac96
5 жыл бұрын
@Heycel I like reading these comments so I dont have to see the video.
@rishikesh330
5 жыл бұрын
“How goes it?” “I’ve been better.” “That’s too bad...”
@Mr.Honest247
4 жыл бұрын
This has gotta be the most hilarious game I’ve ever seen! 😂
@apropercuppa8612
5 жыл бұрын
“Help! Help! Were being mugged” Nobody comes. Player’s fingertip just glances against an object and all the walls transform into over-zealous brutish guards.
@emilycauble4450
5 жыл бұрын
A minute and a half of oblivion dialogue? YES
@weiminacity1406
5 жыл бұрын
Jedi mind trick mod looks dope.
@rollinroy1841
5 жыл бұрын
(waves hand) "you don't know me, and you don't _care_ to know me."
@dantesdomain7075
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know these fines, and I don't care to know these fines!
@CircaSriYak
5 жыл бұрын
me on tax day
@vidura
5 жыл бұрын
Guard was JUST about to come in and put him to death, but his second small talk saved him at last instant. Wow.
@guidedbywingsgroundedspiri7564
5 жыл бұрын
I can feel my mind melting away watching this.
@darkgreen9360
5 жыл бұрын
“They charged me 5 gold for littering!Littering! I hardly make that in a year!” Wow I feel bad for you man.
@wanderingbufoon
5 жыл бұрын
He got fined 5 gold and told himself never again He put all his levels into charisma. Seems to have worked out for him. Not even the guards could stop him now.
@geralt7144
5 жыл бұрын
5 Gold a year with regular work. Infinite amounts by stealing.
@writer7997
5 жыл бұрын
Some people just don`t know how to walk in and steal everything in front of the household without being noticed, eh, Wolf?
@TheBfutgreg
Жыл бұрын
I love how he walks around like he shat himself
@theleatherface12345
3 жыл бұрын
I like how every time he steals he hurries himself to the bar stool as if he knows that makes the bartender forget lol
@hans_____
5 жыл бұрын
This kleptomaniac barely makes 5 gold a year. He's never heard of the thieves guild.
@theparabolachampion6757
5 жыл бұрын
5....5 gold you can barely afford to pay a fine? How is that even possible?
@joelgomez1940
5 жыл бұрын
"Go hurt something" And this is why I attack random npcs.
@wishingwell12345
Жыл бұрын
I hope the guards go around declaring "FINE day to you, citizen."
@martialdoctor3482
3 жыл бұрын
Oh, Ohtimbar, you sneaky thief. Always picking on that poor innkeeper who has dementia.
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