That Hank Hill impression was very spot on. Also the constant rhetoric of just simple hydration is funnier that the fact it's more effective than most of these zany tips
@KJDogluv
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@bainz610
Жыл бұрын
You had me at cotton snatch. 😂
@nate2604
Жыл бұрын
The only ounce of truth in that guide honestly
@vvvvvv66666
8 ай бұрын
@@nate2604i was gonna say my gf sips before she rips but the cotton snatch is realllll
@JudeTavonFenwick
5 ай бұрын
Why?
@benitocamelo5441
5 ай бұрын
Cotton snatch turns it into a milky mess. Don't go down on it if you've been rippin it boys 💨
@Fleshcape
4 ай бұрын
I almost died.
@mezma4886
Жыл бұрын
wait.. its weird to go to a smoke sesh with the boys and have one of them pull out the lip balm and bottle of lube?
@H.E.M.
Жыл бұрын
I mean if you like it dry thats you bro so don’t be afraid to inform your boys.
@austin5487
Жыл бұрын
You ain’t fuckin your homies?
@elguerofoo388
Жыл бұрын
Apparently so , me and the homies always clap each other’s cheeks every sesh 🤷♂️
@Ka1_3r0u9h
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha lmao
@user-pk2lv7ev5z
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a 12 year old wrote those tips.
@FortniteOG420
Жыл бұрын
My mantra would be "At least I didn't smoke plastic"
@cokehead3040
Жыл бұрын
“Keep lube handy” must be a silicone smoker
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
bruhh🤣🤣
@totallynotastoner
Жыл бұрын
Bro
@lil_T_Vee
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️
@lindsryan1087
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@TriggerhappyProjects
Жыл бұрын
That one killed me
@EdHasLeft
Жыл бұрын
Not cotton snatch 😭😭
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
had to 🤣🤣
@smallboy3115
Жыл бұрын
A good poker you can use is toothpicks especially for bubblers since you can’t dump the ash out. The toothpicks are a little bendy and really help clear out the bowl
@arcaea3038
Жыл бұрын
Tbh the best pokers are the flint from clippers you will probably be using one to light anyway
@RjayBoofd
Жыл бұрын
@@arcaea3038 not small enough diameter
@donavinnezar
Жыл бұрын
I make my own bowls from stainless steel at work . A q tip fits perfectly if i remove the cotton . I dont like poking my bows while.ripping ill poke around when the ember is gon
@RjayBoofd
Жыл бұрын
@@donavinnezar I think smoking out of metal fucked your head up
@micahhayes7158
Жыл бұрын
@Donavin Nezar would you make me bowls? 😂
@qwartz47
Жыл бұрын
"everything is exactly the same as it was 5 minutes ago" except I need lube, chapstick and candy 😂 had me rolling.
@jeremiahherb7315
Жыл бұрын
WRDDDD
@chivasluis1
Жыл бұрын
That Hank impression caught me so off guard 😂 That was awesome lol
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
LFGO!
@beefynfn
Жыл бұрын
If your bong has a short stem slider, using Vaseline or lube can make it easier to slide in and out of the bong, especially if it's newer and still scrapes kinda I'm dead serious btw this actually works just don't use super runny lube that's why I say vaseline anyway
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣lube it
@HPsawus
Жыл бұрын
😂 thas crazy I don’t know about that one chief
@beefynfn
Жыл бұрын
@@HPsawus try it
@willcresson8776
Жыл бұрын
(Good) lube is much more expensive than chapstick.
@HeirOfNothingInParticular
9 ай бұрын
Just drink some water already!
@Rodioser
Жыл бұрын
Here is a hack that I haven't heard from you and is helping me so much. "Wipe your dabber with rolling paper". I'm not too experienced with dabs, and I guess that some consistencies will be hard to wipe off, but if it's not sticking then instead of wiping the dabber with some paper and waste what was left on it, put it on a rolling paper and use it next time you roll a joint (for people who are smoking joints).
@professorsypher6174
Жыл бұрын
I use generic brand eye drops that are supposedly formulated for red eyes. It works like a charm. I usually have to use them after showering, because for some reason my eyes get really red after a shower and people always assume I'm stoned. And normally they're right, but it doesn't matter if I smoke or not. That shower is giving me red eye.
@YoungSmokeyvp_7
Жыл бұрын
Another W for cewpins.
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
LFGO Dude!!!!
@ytb13
Жыл бұрын
Cewpins going hard
@SummerTime-de3sd
Жыл бұрын
@@cewpins 😂 I love this guy
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
Do you bring lube to the sesh? Smoke w/ me on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/cewpins Support for Free w/ Prime! www.twitch.tv/subs/cewpins Follow me on IG! instagram.com/cewpins420/ Tweet at me! twitter.com/cewpins Discord Sesh: discord.gg/cewpins
@sneek762
Жыл бұрын
my paranoid thoughts..." does everyone know you are way too high? wait... nobody cares and nobody thinks you are too high" simple. I don't get paranoid unless I'm high where I shouldn't be getting high.
@JacubWhite38
Жыл бұрын
This video was really funny. I love shit like this. There's so many articles like this and they're all just as bad as the other
@OfficialBo420
Жыл бұрын
Except for when he begs for money
@jokesntrolles7882
Жыл бұрын
Begs for money? Surprisingly youtube rinsed his channel of ads, don't you think cewpins deserves support and to be paid
@qtpqtpqtp
Жыл бұрын
@@OfficialBo420clown
@OfficialBo420
Жыл бұрын
@@jokesntrolles7882 sure but don’t go around begging for money like fr it’s stupid and seems scummy how he says it, if he wants money there’s other ways
@Gahlfe123
Жыл бұрын
@@OfficialBo420 .....
@mikekolaski6817
Жыл бұрын
if I feel paranoid I tell myself that I've been through this before and this is what is supposed to happen. I mostly use this for psychedelics but it transfers over to weed too.
@SonoranHashman
Жыл бұрын
You know the list is gonna be good when the first "hack" is redundant if you take care of your glass.
@jakerz8724
Жыл бұрын
When I get paranoid I just repeat, “The hat man is not real, he cannot get you.” over and over until I stop seeing him.
@aliabdallah102
Жыл бұрын
Bro look out the hat man is in my pants.
@germanperalta4078
Жыл бұрын
Hank Hill impression at 2:01 it's wild, caught me off guard. I WANT a full video of you only doing Hank Hill impression while talking
@Tabbimomo87
Жыл бұрын
Please do this!!
@davemathew00
Жыл бұрын
I bursted out laughing when he said “cottonsnatch”
@J4MICE
Жыл бұрын
😂😂 same lmao
@nickspeece5995
Жыл бұрын
Same. I had to fucking pause the video and compose myself…
@jaycubgrewber
Жыл бұрын
why was she writing a romance novel for every tip
@rashira9610
9 ай бұрын
She probably doesn't see much action, contrary to her implied claims. I haven't known a person that enjoys and writes dirty fanfics, especially self insert ones, that are sexually active in real life....
@nathansalyer3287
Жыл бұрын
Hey Cewpins, not gonna lie tip #6 is a real one for me. Due to my crazy work schedule I do use it to help me with my meal time. I work 12hr swing shifts from morning to night and if I didn't have that sticky I would have lost so much weight. My appetite is very sporadic but it helps me with my eating 🤷♂️ Also, my mantra would be "you are not too stoned you are just hungry"
@anthony-binoz
Жыл бұрын
hank hill impression was spot on jesus christ
@darkmana4428
Жыл бұрын
"You're getting cottonmouth AND cottonsnatch?" BRO LMAO
@smoke_shak8254
11 ай бұрын
Same thing I tell myself when I get really upset “just breathe it’ll pass”
@Ka1_3r0u9h
Жыл бұрын
I love it every time you push the Amazon account link for the Jeff Besos money!! 😂 ✌️❤️
@wertzlegendz1497
Жыл бұрын
the hank hill impression had me gigglin for a good minute
@ejzgaming973
Жыл бұрын
Much love to you my dude!! Your tips are always appreciated
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
Thank you my dude!
@ChrisB...
Жыл бұрын
I found a pipe once that was literally 99% full of resin and crap, never cleaned. Took it home, threw it in the cheapo Harbor Freight ultrasonic cleaner and 10 minutes later it was brand new. Get an ultrasonic cleaner, they are incredibly useful for cleaning glass and pretty much everything else you can't clean with just scrubbing.
@LiquorballSandwich
Жыл бұрын
I wanna hear cewpins christopher walken impersonation. Dudes cadence is perfect
@jayweiss602
Жыл бұрын
“Can also cause vaginal dryness, wait,wait,wait,wait,wait. Your getting cotton mouth and cotton snatch from the weed? Nooooo,noooo!!! That was fucking hilarious!!! Thanks for the laughs!
@jjay__
Жыл бұрын
Shes got to be 20's. I see this a lot where a youtuber or influencer will try to teach you something that you learned as a kid. One was about tucking in your shirt, they thought they invented it
@DARKWOLF-td1lw
Жыл бұрын
“If I take a one gram dab and head to Golden Corral they’re gonna have to kick me out “ I do this with edibles and buffets😂 amazing time
@CannabisJon
Жыл бұрын
I've been smoking since 1997 and I still learn things from your vids! Thanks bro!
@bigd3996
Жыл бұрын
Best mantra for when shit gets too crazy: "it's the weed, bro. It's the weed bro."
@AlaskanFalcon
10 ай бұрын
@ 1:30 done and done my man! Thanks for being an awesome channel! Had to come back now that I've watched to the end. LOL wtf are these tips?!
@ty_b3killin
Жыл бұрын
“You can’t die from weed” that’s all I think while waiting it out for like a hour or 2
@PuppetMaster8707
Жыл бұрын
"Everything is going to be alright, you just got a little too high buddy, the good news is you are real."
@RichHomieKenobi
9 ай бұрын
You’re videos are so funny! 🤣 I get a kick out of them sober hahaha
@cewpins
9 ай бұрын
Glad you like them!!
@Scottaaa
Жыл бұрын
Wow hank hill stopped in
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
Bwahhhhh!!!
@863jhit3
Жыл бұрын
Yoo is that u Hank Hill I need my dang propane Refilled!!! 😂😂😂
@mackclodfelter7220
Жыл бұрын
This is the most ridiculous list ever lol, you had me dying laughing at this 😂😂😂
@physicaldaddy6797
Жыл бұрын
Bruh you said cotton snatch right when I’m ripping a bowl and I jus died
@Rootbeeroverseer
Жыл бұрын
This reads like it was written by an A.I.
@J4MICE
Жыл бұрын
I feel like the point of number 6 on the list is just to be healthier and not over eat. Like if you're gonna eat your dinner anyways, might as well use that to quell the munchies instead of just shoveling 5 bags of doritos down your face
@robertmadrigal3243
Жыл бұрын
I can understand the mantra hack for other drugs which I’ve actually found useful “just hang on man”
@odub69
Жыл бұрын
Cotton mouth and cotton snatch is crazy 😂
@kozyk5927
Жыл бұрын
My mantra when I get high is, "They're coming from you, they're coming for you, get out of here and run. They're coming for you, they're here, they're here, run."
@nathanpell-cook499
Жыл бұрын
This has me rolling. All I can think about is sticky honey, lubricants, and dry snatch. lmao
@NathenHodge
Жыл бұрын
the way you looked right at the camera and said "and cotton snatch from the weed ?" 🤣
@samuelfisherguitar
Жыл бұрын
My mantra for when I’m high and paranoid is to just tell myself “I’m chillin everything’s chill” LOL
@NeonSonOfXenon
Жыл бұрын
Regarding #6, I make a point to eat before I'm high. I want to go into it full because in most cases I'll just end up snacking, and when I'm high, I'm anything but mindful about being full
@ReezyBeek
Жыл бұрын
My 1 strict rule, never smoke right before eating, always right after.
@dwapresidenttonybari
Жыл бұрын
0:43 😂😂 "What is this"
@williamr1088
Жыл бұрын
I thought I was watching King of The Hill for a moment.
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
God dangit Bobby!
@ryan335
Жыл бұрын
As someone who smokes for a lot of digestive reasons, I can relate to that eat til full lol. But then I just smoke and my body finds more room I didn’t know I had/definitely wasn’t physically feeling before lol. And weed helps battle the nausea
@steveseymour4762
Жыл бұрын
I laughed really hard at cotton snatch.
@nickspeece5995
Жыл бұрын
“Cotton Snatch” is now my favorite phrase uttered on the internet.
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
I rather enjoyed that one too 🤣
@elyspencer7338
Жыл бұрын
I get a better sense of when I’m full. My ADHD normally just makes my body’s signals unnoticeable. As such I forget to drink water until I’m dying of thirst, forget to eat until I’m dying of hunger, eat until I almost vomit, or not go to the bathroom until I’m busting. When I have weed it calms down my brain enough so I can either notice my body’s signals or my mind is clear enough that I can pay attention while I eat and notice I’m starting to get full.
@janaskibo871
9 ай бұрын
Chopstick, I use a chopstick to clean my stinger out. When it's gross I throw it away
@hillarycourchaine6829
9 ай бұрын
The hank Hill impersonation was spot on dude 👍👍👍👍
@thecannabiskidfortier6219
Жыл бұрын
I personally believe eating before toking is best. If you toke after eating you shouldn't get the munchies and from my experience my buzz lasts a bit longer. Now sometimes eating after can be beneficial, say your wanting to try a new food, it will taste a bit better when your stoned and if it's the only time you can afford this new food that just makes it better.
@glara4505
Жыл бұрын
You know the weed hit good, when you try to scroll the article on the screen. 😂
@Budrow710
Жыл бұрын
"If the snatch is dry, let lube fly"
@StrengthCircusDD
10 ай бұрын
We used to roll honey blunts back in the 90s. we would coat a swisher sweet with honey and after its rolled roast it to dry the honey.
@VooDooMusic
7 ай бұрын
I fucking DIED at "YOU DONT JUST GET DRY MOUTH, YOU GET DRY SNATCH?!"
@Lilpeep4ever
Жыл бұрын
My montra is "it's all in my head, it's all in my head, it's all in my head, it's all in my head, it's all in my head, it's all in my head!" That's what I repeat when I get a paranoid streak from some bunk sativa
@jameshanley3947
Жыл бұрын
If you break a bong and have a down piece and slide handy, then plastic bottle bongs can definitely help out in a pinch
@Caannnnoonn
11 ай бұрын
I use a lot of blistex when I smoke to counteract my lips drying/getting damaged out from wiping away the resin lips after every rip. and my 'mantra' is "Just don't think about it."
@OsamaBinDarrel
Жыл бұрын
Cotton snatch 😂 bruh that got me good 😂
@senormooklei8675
Жыл бұрын
I never knew such a Dank Hill impression was on this channel. Caught me off guard.
@K0tt0n
2 ай бұрын
Candy,lip bolm, lube? That's more expensive then a BOTTLE OF WATER...
@AndyLeeVlogs
9 ай бұрын
"I already opened that door" is my mantra
@AfterSchoolReviews
Жыл бұрын
“Cotton snatch” 😂
@sporeham1674
Жыл бұрын
My paranoid high mantra is "Whatever man, just breathe."
@Mitch-uj2yc
8 ай бұрын
I’m so glad that instead of stumbling across this article myself and wasting 3 minutes of my life reading it, I was able to have you read it to me with the greatest of commentary
@schneir5
Жыл бұрын
For number 2, just go to the school nurse; she has like four sticks of it in her drawer.
@HazyEyedSniper
5 ай бұрын
So the honey hack. Idk about burning evenly but back in the day honey blunts were really popular. Just so they would burn longer like 20+ years ago I smoke my fair share of em lol
@Ryan-fc5ii
Жыл бұрын
any time one of my friends is too high i tell them two simple words, “lock in” and they do and we continue to have a great time
@stansmith8206
Жыл бұрын
The keep "lube handy" is hilarious.
@Youknowbeef
Жыл бұрын
My mantra is I just “I’m just faded then a hoe o yeahhhh” works and calms me lol
@eleazarfuqua2440
Жыл бұрын
My mantra would be, " it's ok bro, just take another hit and you'll feel better."
@joshsimmons2663
Жыл бұрын
The only hack on that list is the author. Also cottonsnatch is hilarious.
@coltenvan7948
Жыл бұрын
When he said cotton snatch I lost it😂
@ErasMcras
Жыл бұрын
If Im paranoid my mantra would be, "Fuck yeah I'm high."
@B_Rand_On
Жыл бұрын
Does @Cewpins give anyone else Alan Alda vibes? haha I'm here for it. Also, that Hank Hill impression is fantastic! (i'm now heading to the kitchen to get some water)
@saucewaifu
Жыл бұрын
lmao my mantra is: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. yes it’s from dune but deadass helps sometimes
@Med_OxO
Жыл бұрын
Ole pill grinder got me loving microplastics
@cewpins
Жыл бұрын
dang ol delicious 🤣
@patrickcain1455
5 ай бұрын
Bobby Hill pacing while repeating "What are you talking about?"
@thekillerexe-ur3yy
Жыл бұрын
It is ok to smoke out of plastic if you are taking the right precautions to make sure your plastic isn’t getting hot I have been smoking out of a plastic water bottle 2 and a half years and I have never had an issue I got a glass down stem and a glass peice and it’s personal bong so it’s not getting crazy hot because it’s being passed around I personally like the plastic because I don’t like having glass I end up breaking it I have a glass dab rig I will not use plastic for dabs that is just stupid even with a glass down stem
@azazel6768
Жыл бұрын
My mantra "No one's actually talking in my head asking if I'm here, it's just a Pink Floyd song"
@jordancFL
Жыл бұрын
"Cottonsnatch" is fucking hysterical
@valfiggs5
Жыл бұрын
I would love to see you make a video about not smoking super old weed. I know tons of people who hide weed from themselves for months, even over a year because they think it ages like wine.
@thatstench5242
Жыл бұрын
Lol that only works when harvesting. You have to open the jars every few days until it cures and dries.
@J0hn007D0E
Жыл бұрын
When you started talking about denny’s I lost it 😂
@friskdreemurr2663
Жыл бұрын
this video was AWESOME!!! i love your longer vids
@camphope9344
Жыл бұрын
I’m not smoking sugar lol. No honey on the doobs. Just make sure the herb is at a good hydration level and it won’t burn up too quick
@DzNuttz_710
Жыл бұрын
Finally, an 11 minute vid
@djinfreemind1966
Жыл бұрын
Fuck'n in a, fuck'n in a, fucking in a UFO. A favorite mantra of mine.
@tjsmokes710
Жыл бұрын
this girl has definitely never smoked real gas in her life😂
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