I love the idea that some alien is so mind blown from a planet full of necks, that he travels to Earth and abducts someone just to get it off his chest.
@pulsjax8003
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao right, wish I could've heard of it by one or seen it myself before taken back home
@SandyRed881
4 жыл бұрын
Haaaaa😂😂
@laykantheealien5722
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha I knoooooowwwwww WHAAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vibenstudio5056
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@remasteredretropcgames3312
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the transition was sloppily unexplained. He just went from a field to a magical white room. No detail. Zero. F- trolling. Plus hes not far off from tge charles manson look.
@golly4435
7 жыл бұрын
I don't trust Alan for a second, his name is only 2 letters away from "alien"
@richarddihlman9629
6 жыл бұрын
What a pile of dog shit video!!! Travis Walton and others are abductees not these idiots you have here.
@golly4435
6 жыл бұрын
Richard Dihlman I agree wholeheartedly
@f_atheba09
5 жыл бұрын
True
@aliencreature8475
5 жыл бұрын
@@golly4435 You caught him
@Phelan666
5 жыл бұрын
Gnorts, Mr Alien.
@TJ-it1bm
5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for some serious abduction stories when I came across this expecting to get scared.😂😂 Now I'm absolutely dying
@gabrielmcguire1161
5 жыл бұрын
I know bored late night wanting a scare & now i cant stop laughing omg
@timothyvaher2421
5 жыл бұрын
And the weird thing is, we'll see a story on CNN about people actually found dead with cellphone's in their hand's that had clickhole video's as the last things they watched and just plain died. I'm outta here! Someone do something, this is the worst channel.... AHhhh.....
@saraleigh6993
5 жыл бұрын
Omg same. Glad i found this tho. This is just great.
@peacefulsuperman8302
4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@PUnder-zt2oz
4 жыл бұрын
T J hahahahaha just perfect
@dmanc85
5 жыл бұрын
"They sucked me back up into the ship and dropped me into the ocean....that was annoying."
@DeltaTerraform94
4 жыл бұрын
Then they dropped me downtown in front of a popeye's in a different state and i said, "it's fine..i'll just take a bus home".
@bonbonsukii
4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying!! 😂
@dmanc85
4 жыл бұрын
@@xxx.118 I think the thin transluscent aliens got a rougher deal in that recollection tbh.
@kension333
4 жыл бұрын
Better than a planet of just necks.
@anetabazdaveloska3028
2 жыл бұрын
@@DeltaTerraform94 HAHAHA
@rudeinterplanetjanet
4 жыл бұрын
My boss asked, "Why do you smell like a whole lot of hell?" And I tell him I was abducted by a stinky alien, my boss doesn't believe me. The fact that she's serious when she tells this story just slays me. The guy saying, the alien spun me around and I threw up on him, okay this was great, that's all I gotta say.
@FriKuShAxP
Жыл бұрын
This actress is so sirious makes me question these ghost documentaries like my ghost story,paranormal encounter etc .Also from this video that lady was awesome you can see her exoustion from abductions.
@waffleless
6 жыл бұрын
I like how the drawings are getting progressively worse.
@aliencreature8475
5 жыл бұрын
The worse the drawing the more real the story I think
@dreameme8173
5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@LilG6258
5 жыл бұрын
I think it’s because the people telling there story has to draw what they saw
@rikiforever420
4 жыл бұрын
It's like very young children drew those pictures lol 😂
@nativelatinosfooktrump5348
4 жыл бұрын
waffleless 🎨 support our are teachers
@jacksonrose1423
6 жыл бұрын
The alien who's so distraught about the neck planet that he just needs to tell someone about it sounds like a character from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
@extrascript6622
5 жыл бұрын
Woah, you’re right.
@sssilver_wing
5 жыл бұрын
I'm suspicious 🤔 Aliens talking like our language ?? Look up 'Roswell New Mexico 1947 The incident'
@zim9221
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@FriKuShAxP
Жыл бұрын
Its just tribbles with no hair
@eightcoins4401
7 ай бұрын
@@sssilver_wing Clickhole is satire
@notpublic7878
7 жыл бұрын
ten bucks this will put an assload of conspiracy theory videos in my recommended sidebar
@Eclipsed_Archon
6 жыл бұрын
well did it?
@Logjambam
6 жыл бұрын
Yep it does
@skip4021
6 жыл бұрын
Assblast USA son of a bitch I didnt think about that
@devinhughley6830
5 жыл бұрын
doesn't matter what I watch my recommended videos are controlled by aliens. this is how they send me messages. aliens I think, hmmmm.
@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q
5 жыл бұрын
imgur.com/a/4LaV2Dk
@MusikPlusMehr
5 жыл бұрын
“It’s just necks” 🤣
@SandyRed881
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@frimi8593
4 жыл бұрын
Always has been
@Kinobambino
3 жыл бұрын
@@frimi8593 *points gun at head* you know too much.
@grantkingston4773
5 жыл бұрын
“Then I threw up on him and he left” 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheLoneCourier2077
5 жыл бұрын
"I feel bad for these aliens who abducted me because they don't have magazines"
@dalilamasso5016
4 жыл бұрын
Lynx bruh😂😂
@yes8515
4 жыл бұрын
Wow good job you can hear words in a video and write them
@generalguy6211
4 жыл бұрын
@@yes8515 , stop it! It is constructive comment unlike yours, because this way we can organize comments directed at the exact part of the video. @Lynx True empathy, man.
@yes8515
4 жыл бұрын
@@generalguy6211 nah
@sawcandyman7363
3 жыл бұрын
@@yes8515 I found the stinky alien.
@GreenBlueClouds
7 жыл бұрын
bless that woman and her teeny tiny head
@user-to3iv9cy2q
5 жыл бұрын
Begone, stinky alien
@aleener4138
5 жыл бұрын
GreenBlueClouds that stinky alien
@abyssssb913
7 жыл бұрын
what a terrible planet
@yungmalaria
5 жыл бұрын
yeah but do they have magazines?
@mustydusty1123
4 жыл бұрын
“I got abducted by a stinky alien”
@nancys.9281
4 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh😂😂😂
@chay9666
2 жыл бұрын
She really has a scent fantazy that's for shure
@austenluego7680
5 жыл бұрын
The fact that there is an "alien abduction" wiki link posted here makes this 10x funnier
@CeaserBTradeGang
3 жыл бұрын
Thats what caught me lmao stupid me 😁
@kellymoses8566
2 жыл бұрын
The algorithm can't detect satire
@dontreadmypicture8036
7 жыл бұрын
"And I say: I want to not be abducted by an alien for once in my goddamn whole life" 😂😂😂
@aliencreature8475
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@alexgourdine4895
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, that woman was Especially funny. I just couldn't stop laughing.
@JW-sj7xh
5 жыл бұрын
She is the only believable one out the group the rest seem like they might need to submit a DrugTest before being given further attention, but she funny so I want to see more of her 🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️😂😂😂😂
@freeziboi3249
6 жыл бұрын
I was abducted by an alien once, it was only one, apparently his first day on the job. He said he actually had no idea how this was supposed to go, so I said "I'm pretty sure you have to probe me." he says "What do you mean?" then I say "You have to like, shove some kind of alien instrument up my ass." he looks at me all disgusted and says "Look man I'm not gay, but thanks for trying to help." so he drops me back at my house and I can never shake the fact that this alien thinks I'm gay and is going to tell all of his alien friends about how weird and gay I am.
@ToppSick
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂😂
@fabulousdolphin4221
5 жыл бұрын
gaynesz
@Blescro
5 жыл бұрын
Ah man that sucks
@kellybmackenzie
5 жыл бұрын
@Factual Fox This is pure beauty. I've been reading this thread and giggling for the past 30 minutes. You, sir, are amazing and I cherish your existence. I love you. Unless Big Jock isn't being serious and you two planned out the joke - if so, nevermind. Judging by the time spans between the messages, I don't think so, though. Either way, I love this.
@thesussybaka7733
5 жыл бұрын
Any day now Big Jock is going to find out that this whole thing is a joke that got on his alien spaceship and flew over his head.
@imthatguy2567
7 жыл бұрын
The alien picked me up and spins in circles and I threw up on him and he left 😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:11
@happymess3219
6 жыл бұрын
imthatguy 😂 "why do you smell like a whole lotta hell"...
@datbootlegger
5 жыл бұрын
Haha, i could've not seen that by just warching the video.
@barneycockburn
2 жыл бұрын
These are articulate, well-spoken, normal-appearing individuals. They’d seem to me to be skeptics had they not had these experiences. I believe them, and that terrifies me.
@kellymoses8566
2 жыл бұрын
This is a comedy sketch
@MImsrock1
Жыл бұрын
@@kellymoses8566 this comment is a joke
@CollectorsCorner777
4 жыл бұрын
The neck one sounds like something out of Rick and Morty.
@tmp123ful
4 жыл бұрын
Was legit gonna comment this
@leapinglynx
5 жыл бұрын
That was the most entertaining 1 minute and 15 seconds of any video I've seen in a long time. I will never be able to hear or see a gulp again without thinking of the sucky neck planet.
@paulhernandez5276
5 жыл бұрын
You're hot ♡
@arnoldguisa9958
4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 the necks
@pavese1379
4 жыл бұрын
@@paulhernandez5276 You're thirsty as fuck
@sci_pain3409
4 жыл бұрын
Paul Hernandez simp
@Empenguin
4 жыл бұрын
@@paulhernandez5276 geez someone's thirsty ಠ_ಠ
@BennyMiller
7 жыл бұрын
When I was abducted, the aliens doing experiments on me had newspapers, no magazines tho
@danieledwardsen7912
7 жыл бұрын
experiments hahaha they have enough species to do experiements on its called distortion for a reaso mate also were you physically awake for this or was it a dream simulation that seems very very real lol they said they were experimenting on me when i shapeshifted but its all a big crock of shit, its all distortion
@morganwalker9636
6 жыл бұрын
What's a magazine?
@onekom7562
6 жыл бұрын
That's the scariest story I've ever heard about alien abductions...
@jtheman4678
6 жыл бұрын
Benny Miller really no magazines at all. I hope you did the right thing I gave him with one star on Yelp lmao
@DoctorTurdmidget
6 жыл бұрын
The aliens who abducted me had magazines, but they were all pornographic alien magazines. Most aliens lie and say they don't have magazines because they don't want us to know what kind of perverted shit they're into.
@choptop81
7 жыл бұрын
The neck planet feels like something out of Rick & Morty
@cimignigni8360
6 жыл бұрын
Whoever thought of it must have a very high IQ
@alistersvenschoff1885
6 жыл бұрын
Haha holy shit I thought that too
@knottyfurball3864
6 жыл бұрын
Cimi Gnigni shit meme
@tash5540
5 жыл бұрын
Rick and Morty is for damn normies who think they are cool, or not normies. Normies never think they're normies.
@alexwhitney6372
3 жыл бұрын
All the furniture is gone and there's a bunch of aliens standing around with medical instruments. "Hmmm something's off 🤔"
@headflap7569
3 жыл бұрын
Poor lady has to deal with the stinky alien in his ship full of mud. Worst day of her life even.
@hollylouge9267
2 жыл бұрын
This one got me.....she needs help! Big time. Don't wanna know what goes on in her household.
@bekkum988
6 жыл бұрын
“NO GUYS I LIVE IN A HOUSE” *drops in ocean* “well that’s annoying”
@Dr0dd
7 жыл бұрын
Trying to get into the History Channel's business now?
@BillyPalmerMusic
7 жыл бұрын
Scary, really
@oldi184
6 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious.
@alexitty_2061
6 жыл бұрын
BillyOftenWilliamPalmer it’s fake
@blusauce1484
6 жыл бұрын
Alexitty _ woosh
@blusauce1484
6 жыл бұрын
BillyOftenWilliamPalmer woosh
@animelabs96
5 жыл бұрын
I know right they don't have magize and they are not clean
@Dsuccessfulone
2 жыл бұрын
The story about the planet of necks had me dying. 😂😂😂 “I abducted you because I just had to tell somebody about this fucked up wierd planet of the necks🤣
@akirakus
5 жыл бұрын
The second story, shes drunk on an uber
@balajikarthik9641
5 жыл бұрын
I literally thought these PPL were serious for a minute ...🤦🙆
@dumbratbtch953
4 жыл бұрын
they are ❄️
@Areaninetyone
6 жыл бұрын
Damn some people can't tell this is a parody.
@marcar9marcar972
6 жыл бұрын
Sam Luciano to be fair though it starts off really tame
@christyofbattlebornbelievers
5 жыл бұрын
nawww people know!
@mikethelegendarygamer4581
5 жыл бұрын
Well, I did so....
@annbutil629
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo omg I cant stop laughing with the second one
@aleener4138
5 жыл бұрын
An alien came into my house picked me up over his head and then spun around in circles for a couple of minutes then I threw up on em and he left Me: wheeeeeeeeze😂
@bootyliciousmama5186
3 жыл бұрын
Loved..’It’s fine, don’t worry about it, I’ll catch a bus back’😂🤣
@michiokaku1028
7 жыл бұрын
We are not alone.
@mxrt9626
6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Hawking what's up steve
@rezfult5291
6 жыл бұрын
ur dead
@OrangeBroom
6 жыл бұрын
Hey its the guy who created nintendo
@windshearahead7012
5 жыл бұрын
1:43 Alien : *then WALK, THIS AINT A TAXI, ITS AN ALIEN SPACE SHIP*
@BreezeeGreenz
4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Serious?
@cosmitotejeda5073
6 жыл бұрын
First one sounds like it’s straight out of Rick and Morty.
@thatlemonguy1107
4 жыл бұрын
I was once abducted by aliens. I was just sitting in my room listening to music and thinking, and then this creature with three wide, anime looking eyes, two legs and four arms came into my room and brought me to his space ship revealing I believe three others of his kind. While we were in the space ship, one of them said "Hey bro, we're just gonna run some experiments on you for a bit, you good with that?" I replied, "That's aight homie" and then after the experiments were done, which by the way it felt like 15 seconds at most, they brought me to their planet. But instead of something like a welcome, I was put into this cell with a floating bed the second we arrived. I was there for about a day or so, also feeling like 15 seconds at most, and then I was brought into a different room with a tentacle creature. They told me to start stripping, and that's when I realized I actually just had a VR headset on and I was playing a gау hеntаi game about an anime character getting abducted by aliens and then tentacle fuсkеd from his perspective. So I wasn't really abducted by aliens, but I guess I got the experience? It was pretty immersive. And before you ask, yes, it was hоt.
@is-be6725
5 жыл бұрын
This is hands-down the greatest thing on the Internet.
@memeswiper
7 жыл бұрын
That 3rd story really made me believe in aliens, like totally blew my mind.
@jonathanmoraga8788
6 жыл бұрын
I literally pissed my pants watching this 🤣🤣🤣 Keep up the good work 👌🏼
@orleans4325
5 жыл бұрын
The one where the guy said that the alien picked him up and spun him around till he threw up made me laugh so freakin hard.
@mariorobotnik8090
3 жыл бұрын
It’s like this video was tailored to my sense of humor
@LavenderSheepCielo
6 жыл бұрын
"Hey, we're gonna do some weird alien **** to your body" xD
@FlaminDamon
7 жыл бұрын
This is differently true. All stories happened to me when I was at the age of .3 months old.
@siukong
5 жыл бұрын
I got abducted six weeks ago. The aliens had apparently finally acquired some magazines, but unfortunately it seems they got confused and threw them all away. All they kept were all the paper insert cards that were inside. Luckily one of the inserts was one of those gluey cologne samples so at least I smelled nice. So they're not quite there yet, but they're making progress.
@AmberSixtyFour
2 жыл бұрын
Thank god KZitem is here to give context to the concept of alien abductions
@alexgourdine4895
5 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing, that's hilarious! Super funny ! it was so ridiculous!
@jibb1451
6 жыл бұрын
3:13 We found Tommy Wiseaus mom lol
@theolddeus9672
5 жыл бұрын
I did nawt
@moally55
5 жыл бұрын
"yeah guys, just drop me off down town"... Such a great, open relationship they have with the Aliens!
@cracklasco
6 жыл бұрын
When you small bad so you say a stinky alien is the cause.
@JK-uj9hs
Жыл бұрын
"Why do you smell like a whole lot of Hell? lmao
@melaniejerrils2635
4 жыл бұрын
Omg, that last woman. My alien was fat and stinky. How dare he be stinky and have mud in his space ship. LOLOL
@briang.2218
7 жыл бұрын
It sounds like either a Bad Lip Reading video or a Rick and Morty episode.
@kaleidojess
7 жыл бұрын
Especially that woman at the end 😂
@mylogic156
7 жыл бұрын
I was abducted once and to this day I have no idea what cats are......wtf are they?
@Trollingunicorn3
7 жыл бұрын
not dogs. that's all the information ive been able to gather on cats throughout my life so far. ill come back with any new info I get.
@secondandonly8032
7 жыл бұрын
Imagine Studios they're good at giving head
@Harriqo
5 жыл бұрын
‘Can I do some weird alien shit to u?’ ‘Yeh’ ‘I’m bored can I have some magazines’
@A_Oseg71
4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help it, I almost died laughing beause the guy was abducted just to be told about the neck planets and then the woman got dropped in the ocean and then in another state. They were trying to just ditch her anywhere 😂😂😂
@klauscampagnoli198
6 жыл бұрын
I will never get these 4 minutes back
@knottyfurball3864
6 жыл бұрын
klaus Campagnoli are you complaining
@friendpups
5 жыл бұрын
12 minutes for me
@ethanl5527
5 жыл бұрын
I was once abducted by an alien. It was a large silver pancake like ship, and the alien inside used mechanical tentacles to extract me from the hole I was residing in. I was so terrified because I had left my pants back at olive garden out of respect for the death of Alexander the Great's nephew. The alien just stared at me when I went into the spaceship. I asked him why, and he started to snarl at me. That's when I realized that he was in a poor emotional state, and his wife was abusive. So I became his lawyer, helped him file for divorce, and he even got to keep his kids. To this day, it still keeps me up at night how the aliens have a more efficient legal system then Albania does.
@TheJJStudios
5 жыл бұрын
3:24 stinky count (23)
@elvondrago96
2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail sketch of the alien looks like an main protagonist anime alien character! LOL
@Alex-ve8uq
2 жыл бұрын
" it's just necks, it's the worst fucking planet there is, ok". 💀
@tommyfitz4702
7 жыл бұрын
I died at 2:10
@marcar9marcar972
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@grahamhill2277
3 жыл бұрын
why are there so many dislikes lol this video is great
@markofrot9845
3 жыл бұрын
I’m genuinely concerned about the amount of people in the comments that don’t understand this is satire
@moltdisciple4484
4 жыл бұрын
When she shows the picture of the three aliens I couldnt help but think of the song "The Boooys Aaaare Baaack in Toooown!"
@daniellaescobar9292
4 жыл бұрын
i swear when u watch stuff like this for a while it will fuck you up
@mongster5780
7 жыл бұрын
I was on my rice farm when I was abducted. They strapped me to a wooden table, and probed me with their m a g n u m d o n g.
@fabulousdolphin4221
5 жыл бұрын
oh my
@Logjambam
6 жыл бұрын
Star neck. The neckst generation
@greenwxy344
5 жыл бұрын
How does this only have 27 likes🤣🤣🤣
@billy-uo9mb
5 жыл бұрын
hahahaha dropped her at popeyes 😂😂
@CHRB-nn6qp
Ай бұрын
The first one is exactly like when you watch a movie or play a game that's so bafflingly awful that you just have to tell someone about how bad it was. I love the idea that aliens just explore planets and grade them on like an IMDB
@cassiopeiaAlbascot
5 жыл бұрын
I was so hoping the first guy was being serious, then realised it was supposed to be a joke. Instant humour kill
@muzzbrudr
6 жыл бұрын
Lol who paid them to do this.
@jamieseiple
5 жыл бұрын
Sadly even after seeing this, people will still deny the existence of aliens. Proves how dum people can be.
@Foxxx-01
7 жыл бұрын
which documentary are theyre parodying?
@pokerjenta
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the stories was from reality!! Until u came to the guy with the "magazines" 🤣!! And the lady who says "This stinky aliens"!!😂😆
@TheIntrovert83
5 жыл бұрын
Ok this is obviously satire but its funny as hell! LMAO
@shietzaaa
7 жыл бұрын
this is fuckin gold lmfao so funny
@Jwelsh-uh5rs
5 жыл бұрын
I'm open to the abduction phenomenon. Even if these people are legitimate I laughed my ass off.
@treetheenderhyena1880
2 жыл бұрын
Click Hole is literally run by The Onion
@chasetremblay2298
6 жыл бұрын
1 lovechild of robin Williams and john c riely
@bencook6411
3 жыл бұрын
I woke up disoriented, I could tell something was off, because all my furniture was missing and there were aliens standing above me.
@sthembisoradebe4479
5 жыл бұрын
That neck story alien is something straight out of a Rick and Morty episode LOL
@hawkisdaboss5768
5 жыл бұрын
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MAGAZINES!?!?!?!?
@mansertwo
7 жыл бұрын
more learn attack
@letticiadelgado9865
5 жыл бұрын
Is this a joke ????? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: okay this is a joke.
@trevoroliver6560
3 жыл бұрын
All of these people in this video needs psychological help asap. Lmao
@ichmachesport.undsie4348
2 жыл бұрын
imagine arguing with aliens where to drop u off, like talking to a taxidriver
@nooo414
5 жыл бұрын
All of them sound fake
@spfxmakeupgurl101
7 жыл бұрын
is this satire?
@BayouBarth
7 жыл бұрын
No, this is real. I personally know the "magazine" guy
@sizzlyboi4681
7 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I am the stinky mud ship alien.
@Fluxquark
7 жыл бұрын
I can confirm the "magazine" guy, Alan is real. He taught me how to use towels.
@marcar9marcar972
6 жыл бұрын
Sass Queen yeah it's satire.
@skippymcflippynipsoldchann9983
6 жыл бұрын
No
@WizardTerence
5 жыл бұрын
These people are lying . Or they were on drugs. This is all fake !
@headflap7569
3 жыл бұрын
Poor lady has to deal with the stinky alien in his ship full of mud.
@chuck4221
4 жыл бұрын
Me too, except the aliens told me about the planet of "Chicken Feet". These feet just run around, no bodies, nothing, just chicken feet and all they do is go around holding these weird looking toenail clippers. After they gave me a pedicure, they dropped me at this hair salon. Maybe they were trying to tell me something.
@rickmillo1986
5 жыл бұрын
Are these people for real? This is a comedy skit right ..?
@aubreyshelton3217
2 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be serious!!this is great!!lol..A planet full of necks.. lmfao 😆😆
@Inumaki_Senpai98
2 жыл бұрын
Even I encountered once. I was sleeping and suddenly my roof ripped off and I was sucked into this big warm hole and next, I saw white sticky liquid all over the soft walls and as I struggled to get out, the walls got wetter and slimier. After a struggle for around two minutes, I was pushed out of the hole with a massive force of water like liquid. Next as I opened my eyes, my whole body was smelling like tuna and damn! That was a terrible experience.
@laykantheealien5722
4 жыл бұрын
*0:05** I wish he wouldnt hurt those cows though* 🐮😄
@djmarycruz
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao the aliens put her to the wrong house xD
@futuremasculine9898
5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: All of these people: Aliens picked me up, we went to White Castle, ate some food, got drunk, ate some pepperoni, played some pranks on people, got matching tattoos, then they dropped me off at jack in the box, I asked if they had 3.50 for the bus, they only gave me 2 dollars, I had to beg for the rest. God damn aliens!
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