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It's 1:48pm and Today's yoga is brought to you by the original orgasm of universal birth
They call it the Big Bang but there wasn't anything for a singular entity to bang against so I propose that it was more of an auto eros ending in the ejact-ulate of existence
And the super massive black hole at the center of our galaxy that spirals through Time & Space may as well just be considered a galactic fart of the infinite's indigestion
And since the world, galaxy, universe is one giant procreational experiment... you might as well make babies. As many as you can
Of course I propose a unified social system of procreation
We do everything else together
Celebrate holidays and sporting events
Like the Super Bowl...
Begin Side Rant
Why was every Super Bowl meme this week focused on Taylor swift?
Meme after Meme
A friend even commented to me how she wished she could cancel her subscription to Taylor Swift bc she was sick of hearing it
And here I am... also propagating the overlords wish to immortalize this being
If it wasn't for the fact that I had children who FORCED ME to watch her documentary
which I did
and I admit was good
and I like her too
but that's besides the point
bc if it wasn't for tweeny and teeny beings under my roof
I wouldn't know who Taylor Swift is
I probably would have thought that she was just...
just...
the Husain Bolt of Button sewing
Like
The Jackie Joyner Kersey of pleats and pant hems
I swear I just made that up original content here 100% always and forever
side note rant over
The milky way galaxy is made of star dust from a billion year old B-on-G rip.
So take a deep breath in and get really fkn hiiiiiii on the existence in your eye
beholding
stop being so scared and get going
make that buck and flip that switch
when you stop to slow down and think the simulation will glitch
just go stimulate your main hitch
link hard and long to the song you won't switch
sing
sing
sing
dance move shake bake and crunch
let the wisdom feed you like this ASMR lunch
I don't celebrate Valentines day but I celebrate love
I call it Valenspines day and my lovers's above
and below and around, inside and out
Time does exist
So there's no time for doubt
If it's good then you know
If you know then you'll grow
Grow until you can sew
the seeds of your own row
hmmm
crops burst harvest fruit
the abundance of god follows faith in pursuit
I know it's all true
when the train goes toot toot
It's 2:20pm
I'm out like your REM
dream sleep peace B
Ily forever if you're still watchin me!
So MF thankful for your ears, eyes, subs and likes, comments and all the energy we have shared over the years.
I make these videos for you
But I write these prescription descriptions ESPECIALLY FOR YOU
Thanks for being here
breathing, reading watching and being
to the tone of
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