"those shoes are dead. deceased. dying. gone." - my ballet teacher after the second week of having my new pointe shoes 😀👍🏻
@ayanna3895
3 жыл бұрын
Lol this got me dying 😂😂🤣🤣 I think it was the quote combined with the emojis you chose. Well done ❤️
@dyeshook8048
3 жыл бұрын
Oooooof I felt that
@SillyJosie_
3 жыл бұрын
Like your holding a beach ball, Like you a duck : those are the ramdonest ones my teacher said so far in dance slippers
@kaiitlyncgreen
3 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite quotes from my ballet teacher is “you should replace your shoes more often than your refrigerator”
@shoenan2294
3 жыл бұрын
AAAAHHH THATS TOP TIER RIGHT THERE
@urfavoritepotterhead
3 жыл бұрын
we haven’t replaced our refrigerator since we moved in… 12 years ago
@sarahpritchett172
3 жыл бұрын
@@urfavoritepotterhead the amount of money that could be saved if shoes could last that long 🤣🤣
@urfavoritepotterhead
3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahpritchett172 ugh for real
@auraliax-
3 жыл бұрын
Ouch....I hope you called her a fat pig after that.
@anaborja9724
3 жыл бұрын
Haven’t taken a class in years but I still remember these gems: “prepare in 1,2,3,4, OPEN WIDE AND SEEMLESS LIKE A FAN, BIGGER, WIDER THAN THE BED YOU SLEEP IN PRINCESSES“ and “I said TALL like a giraffe not weird like one” …she was a lady full of resentment and jealousy as well as talent
@frogbysachs7559
2 жыл бұрын
the giraffe one has me cackling
@alexv426
2 жыл бұрын
@@frogbysachs7559 same
@heather2701
2 жыл бұрын
Wait I thought my ballet teacher was the only one that called us princesses 😭
@Briannax16
3 жыл бұрын
“Ladies all of you who are in the sleeping beauty waltz need new pointe shoes. Talk to your parents. There’s been a Pointe shoe shortage lately. I don’t care if you have to clean the toilets for money. I don’t want you coming in with dead Pointe shoes.” -My ballet teacher 💀😭
@ThePointeShop
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 better new pointe shoes than a hospital bill tho!
@agatasoko1570
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThePointeShop ah, yes, forgot americans need to pay for staying in hospital
@SkiggsMoDiggs
2 жыл бұрын
@@agatasoko1570 how do doctors get paid if patients dont pay money?
@somebodyuknow2507
2 жыл бұрын
@@SkiggsMoDiggs they socialize it into a higher tax burden
@Julian-kk7mi
2 жыл бұрын
@@somebodyuknow2507 actually it’s cheaper than private healthcare.
@chancer9170
3 жыл бұрын
(To the beat)”👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 You hear that? That is the sound of your Achilles’ tendons snapping because you did not stretch properly before entering my class. I saw a girl hurt hers once. Pop! She never walked again.” All in a french accent too.
@madelynrosedances9614
3 жыл бұрын
During nutcracker rehearsals my teacher would say “Give it to Clara not Jesus”
@theincarnateofkurro
3 жыл бұрын
HELP?!?!😭🖐
@lilsthethrills3715
3 жыл бұрын
This isn’t about point but one of my teachers used to say “when you jump you don’t want your feet to look like wet lettuce” and I’m like what?
@TartarusIvy
3 жыл бұрын
I wore Grishko & Russian Pointe. I always heard "ballet should be silent" 😂
@tempest510
3 жыл бұрын
Oh lord, same! 🤦
@jackson5802
3 жыл бұрын
I just performed in Grishkos and because of the venue had to literally bourré everywhere or the entire audience could hear me lol
@katherineohara6943
3 жыл бұрын
I have Russian Pointe shies too! Lol! They are so loud😬
@ThePointeShop
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@mook_butt8037
3 жыл бұрын
Oof same
@jbboyd3
3 жыл бұрын
My teacher be like “BEND YOUR KNEES MORE IN FITH POSITION I DONT CARE IF YOU CANT GET BACK UP” 😂
@laurenh8866
3 жыл бұрын
My teacher always told us “Don’t freak out, technique out” 🤣
@ThePointeShop
3 жыл бұрын
love it
@PerishersChamber
3 жыл бұрын
"your feet are very nice" is something that is weird when taken out of context
@helenclark2942
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite quotes from my ballet teacher is "your neck should be long like a giraffe" and "if you drop your head you break your neck"
@Smol_Uni
3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites “pretend you’re hanging for a tree” it was meant nicely just came out wrong😂
@wanderingeldest5627
2 жыл бұрын
“On the bright side you have the energy of a bullet, but you also have the lightness of a depressed elephant.” -Odette
@mooniebearie2812
3 жыл бұрын
My teacher is always like “your feet are sinking in there deeper than the coral reef!”
@AerCloud
3 жыл бұрын
"Very good! You see this, why can't you all dance like Aer... Oh. He broke his ankle." *beat* "Don't dance like Aer." I broke my ankle during my performance of Swan Lake but it was worth it
@mannajacobc.2269
2 жыл бұрын
Omg😂 Hope your leg's better. I'm a bit curious though, how do you pronounce your name? Is it "air" or...Idk. My apologies if I'm being offensive!
@AerCloud
2 жыл бұрын
@@mannajacobc.2269 it is! It's quite literally Air in Irish! Or as my dad likes to insist "wind" but mum jokes he named me after the airline Aer Lingus 😂
@mannajacobc.2269
2 жыл бұрын
@@AerCloud Oh wow😂 It really is a cool, fancy name, airline or not!😂
@AmberFists
2 жыл бұрын
“Pretend you are a piece of bread in a toaster. You’re posture should show it”
@rg_marc2166
3 жыл бұрын
“Honey, your going down like a waterfall. Either your shoes have become worms or your shoes have become snakes.” Those were the only two options they were either worms or snakes.
@macy.k_ballet
3 жыл бұрын
My teacher says, “NO BARBIE FEET!” and “turn your head like youre getting one of my aunt sallys kisses!”
@lilahbetes5936
3 жыл бұрын
When I was super little and just started ballet my dance teacher would help us get our first position by telling us to imagine there is a pizza slice between our feet
@kikiqt2442
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing my teacher has said at a student is “DONT BE A DUMMY!! Go Demi 😊” 🤣
@ThePointeShop
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Magical_Trash
2 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought Demi levato and this did not age well 😭😭😭
@Willow._.tree.
2 жыл бұрын
“You want, to be a floating carrot, but don’t float too high” My gfs ballet teacher from a couple years ago
@hermionegranger1929
3 жыл бұрын
Point your toes harder! I don’t care if they burn it’s not like the building is going to go on fire -My ballet teacher lol
@sofie_ann_b
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things my teacher said: “PAY ME A QUATER EVERYTIME I CAN DRIVE TRUCK THROUGH THOSE BOURRES BECAUSE I WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE”
@user22531
3 жыл бұрын
i quit before i got the pointe shoes. i still hear the "I cAn sEe yOuR lUnCh!" everything i eat
@shieldmaidenforchrist1310
2 жыл бұрын
I hope someone has discussed this with that teacher, it's highly inappropriate and damaging to speak this way to dancers.
@user22531
2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahsmusicalselections9845 yeah.. sadly its a very common thing among ballet teachers. :(
@SM_Relix
2 жыл бұрын
My teacher once told me my posture was so bad it looked like I had scoliosis, and I legit fell off my pointe.
@LeosGoofyAhh
3 жыл бұрын
Random memory but I think one time my ballet teacher had us put paper clips on our arms to make sure we’d keep them up and in the right position then if you let yours fall you had to do a bunch of push-ups and I think I somehow avoided mine falling 🕺
@im_100percent_gay.
2 жыл бұрын
Some quotes my ballet teacher says: “SQUEEZE DOWN LIKE TOOTHPASTE!!!” “YOU’ RE NOT PENGUINS YOU DON’T WADDLE” “YOU NEED NOT ACT LIKE A SWAN, NOT A HIPPO!” And those are just a few
@Quotenwagnerianer
2 жыл бұрын
But the hippos in the "Dance of the Hours" in Disney's Fantasia were so graceful. ;)
@yanwsl
2 жыл бұрын
I once went to a practise class and the instructor was like: *”Ladies these pirouettes must be on point! Unlike your shoes Amanda.”*
@rebekahl840
3 жыл бұрын
Just a few of the things I'm going to hear when going to my first pointe lesson after FINALLY getting my pointe shoes last saturday. I was ready last september... - Bring your heels together! - Come all the way down the barre (me: goes to move) You can stay there, they won't get far (they didn't)
@goph21
3 жыл бұрын
My ballet teacher “you all look like pointe shoe chickens”
@melodyleong
3 жыл бұрын
I felt that last comment in my soul 🤣
@sapphomg3171
3 жыл бұрын
BYE the last one was giving me identical vibes to my Russian figure skating coach istg-
@prestondacow655
3 жыл бұрын
The accent on the last one tho…… *smack* noice
@riversara
3 жыл бұрын
God bless y’all and have a great day🥰🤍✝️🌈
@adriarey
3 жыл бұрын
im not en pointe yet lol but these are so funny
@thelostdaisy3539
2 жыл бұрын
"Your feet are like bananas!" -my ballet teacher, 2016
@thattheatrekid4861
2 жыл бұрын
my favorite thing a dance teacher has said to me: “you’re too smart to be acting this dumb”
@noram9225
2 жыл бұрын
"THOSE SHOES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THAT,ANNA,WE'RE DANCING IN THE NUTCRACKER, NOT IN 'THE PRINCESSES WITH MANY SHOES'(a folk story about some princesses who were dancing on blades every night and were breaking 12 shoes every night)" "MARY, YOU'RE A HUMAN, NOT A INFLATABLE DOLL" "ANASTASIA, IF YOU DON'T IMAGINE THERE'S A FLAME UNDER YOUR LEG I'LL USE A REAL ONE(she actually used a real one)"
@andynonymous6769
3 жыл бұрын
You aren't 5'2 anymore. You have to become 10 feet tall Ok Daria I'll just do that
@ackerbold6077
2 жыл бұрын
My ballet teacher said that a ballerina needs to land like a feather, not a bag of potatoes (every time we did sautés)
@pippa5803
2 жыл бұрын
✨those shoes are like coffee cups and coffee cup were not made for feet✨
@atrotsiuk
3 жыл бұрын
I liked the Russian accent!
@blueturtle3623
2 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a theater trend.
@Sky-ht6tv
2 жыл бұрын
“I want it to be like someone is pulling you” “Now make it sharp” “Now make it bigger” “Now hit it” “When you walk into a math class, you don’t know the entire textbook, that’s the point of a math class. To teach you.”
@Ktakahashi18
3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching to much Ballet KZitem content. I understood almost all of those...and I don't even do ballet! 🤣
@islaxxx2629
3 жыл бұрын
Hiiii! I love your channel!
@AmyV142
3 жыл бұрын
Me who doesn’t do ballet: 👁👄👁
@isabellaskali
3 жыл бұрын
What is this girls name
@ThePointeShop
3 жыл бұрын
@december.kid aka Juliet Hoebrigs :)
@isabellaskali
3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePointeShop thank you she is hilarious
@henry1851
3 жыл бұрын
not me wearing blochs because my feet are blocks. literally i am a 5 street size length and a 8 street size width. its very hard to find fitting street shoes, let alone pointe shoes lol
@alyx8172
2 жыл бұрын
Out of context for my dance teacher: -on all fours- “ROAR”
@Chaos6457
3 жыл бұрын
Was doing bourrees in one of my first pointe classes with this teacher, and she turned to the male student taking the class and said "have you checked out that girl's feet?"
@ThatOneRandomBiYouTuber
2 жыл бұрын
I respect the honesty from the teacher
@valeriew2934
Жыл бұрын
“Why are you crying I know a million other girl’s better that are better dancers then you”-Katrina 2023😊
@summervlogssxo
2 жыл бұрын
one of my faves from my Russian ballet teacher would be either lazy fat lamb or, spider woman :) ( she calls most people lazy fat lamb lol )
@elliefowler2508
2 жыл бұрын
quotes from my freshman years tennis coach oH tHaTs UgLy sHe WeNt InTo ThE cLoSeT fOr TeNnIs
@CTA--
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm surprised none of it was mean honestly seemed like constructive criticism
@audreyrogan6885
Жыл бұрын
My favorite so far: “I was born to move benches!!!”
@peytonpollock1823
2 жыл бұрын
Dance is probably the most expensive sport ever!
@stingraykitten1796
2 жыл бұрын
Things my band teacher has said Lie, cheat, and school
@thedevil1667
2 жыл бұрын
The accents makes it 10 times better 😂
@six-winged-juni
2 жыл бұрын
As a street dancer, what 😭😭
@balletmeli
3 жыл бұрын
Laugh
@DevineInnovations
2 жыл бұрын
Seems like ballet is 90% shoes
@m3redgt
2 жыл бұрын
None of them make any sense to me ^^
@mxkvlio
3 жыл бұрын
lmao *me watching ballet & figure skating related vids everytime i see it becoz mom isn't letting me learn any of those..*
@just_space_
2 жыл бұрын
The last one 😂
@rajturkar205
2 жыл бұрын
SHEENA RYDER ?
@milliweaver4558
3 жыл бұрын
I WAS YOUR FIRST LIKE!!:)
@melodyleong
3 жыл бұрын
I WAS SECOND!
@mathildewesendonck7225
3 жыл бұрын
I am 266
@steam4746
3 жыл бұрын
🩰 :3🩰👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻
@eliotlarson7422
3 жыл бұрын
Something my ballet mistress used to say do me and a whole class of 8 year olds was "do-is-do!!!!. And she had a thick dutch, new York, Californian accent, lololol! Can anyone relate?
@bilqiscampbell219
3 жыл бұрын
I remember when my teacher threw a chair across the room.....the early 2000s...yeah
@fanime1
2 жыл бұрын
XD the passive aggressiveness of that last one
@AriaShama1885
3 жыл бұрын
I was the 101 like☺️
@mathildewesendonck7225
3 жыл бұрын
I am only 266 🙁
@000op
3 жыл бұрын
It's gaping like a cod...
@rinthi_s2644
2 жыл бұрын
Her Ballet teacher is a whole mood
@cloudytimes560
2 жыл бұрын
Those accents-
@themintypup4682
3 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDD
@lilss611
3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t care if your feet are bleeding you are putting on those point shoes and dancing”- my dance teacher to one of my the girls in my dance class. Don’t worry she got new shoes
@ryanzheng252
3 жыл бұрын
ooo
@Amm68x
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine memorizing what your teachers say
@siimplycoxo1946
3 жыл бұрын
Hii
@amandaolguin4886
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@breadbread8103
3 жыл бұрын
Spread the word about God
@ghostnebula8805
8 ай бұрын
Eww
@Thestupidham
3 жыл бұрын
*Crying in dances at a combo between actual ballet and toddler style ballet so my teachers hardly say anything*
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