I like how in Forged in Fire they highlighted the need for specific blades for specific purposes but this show ignores that for middle aged men LARPing
@asarishepard8171
10 ай бұрын
Haaaa true 😂
@solgaleo3533
10 ай бұрын
Mall ninja type shit
@TennesseeTriStar
7 ай бұрын
Better then cringe people in LA cosplaying on the sidewalk anyday !
@Shiestey
5 ай бұрын
The dudes larping aren’t the only ones super enjoying this lol. I went to a hole in the wall bar one time and the only other people in there were 6 dad looking dudes. There was no music playing in the bar just this show on full blast and those dudes were INTO IT. It was oddly wholesome listening to them discuss the different types of blades and what they would do to make them better (even though I’m sure none of them were blacksmiths lol)
@yougotit9693
2 ай бұрын
regardless, the fact they can make blades and get them that sharp is commendable, I've worked in an industry where sharp knives are important. It takes knowledge and experience to properly sharpen a blade, let alone make one.
@Overly_Hydrated
10 ай бұрын
Dude misses the swing completely and they blame the blade 😂
@milannoelle1576
10 ай бұрын
thats whats so dumb about ths concept. like its one thing to be a blacksmith & another to be a swordsman. most of the penalties have nothing to do with the blades like the timber thing. especially the ball thing, how was dude supposed to even scratch it when it rolled out so far away from him when they were shown to be in the middle in the demo?? AND WHY IS THIS ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL 😭😭
@zoso1up
10 ай бұрын
Goldburgs fault
@pmester228
10 ай бұрын
@@milannoelle1576 If only they hired someone like Skallagrim. He can probably spew some interesting historical facts about various swords, or just general information about thickness, taper, guards, etc... and also absolutely crush the competition. Also, this is after pawn stars. History had very much decayed from its original mission.
@RealBradMiller
10 ай бұрын
*The Chosen voice* Classic mistake, but imprethive.
@The_Maki1
10 ай бұрын
I was not expecting Goldberg to be a host on this show..or on any show. I was half expecting him to spear through the challenges himself 😭
@BackyardDuelist
10 ай бұрын
I KNOW. My 1st thought was "Fucking Goldberg!!" But it works
@shawnamiller191
10 ай бұрын
Jackhammer the log at the end
@kaynicole1041
10 ай бұрын
This response is my exact thoughts 😂
@JUnit41484
10 ай бұрын
Am I correct to think Chris has no idea who Goldberg is?? I'm only a few minutes in, but he hasn't addressed it yet, so I'm assuming he's not going to.
@SLegendVA
10 ай бұрын
@@JUnit41484 4 mins in and im thinking the same thing
@Areallthesetaken
10 ай бұрын
How did you not mention the fact that the host is WWE superstar, monster truck inspiration, and general American hero Goldberg
@texasrigger1316
10 ай бұрын
Goldberg was also one of the best Santa's ever in Santa's Slay (2005)
@asarishepard8171
10 ай бұрын
Holy crap it is Goldberg
@gayvagina7353
10 ай бұрын
I’m your 69th like
@beepbeeplettuce5890
9 ай бұрын
Because maybe hes not a wrestling fan? Like who cares if he recognized him it wouldnt have added anything?
@gennix404
6 ай бұрын
@@beepbeeplettuce5890 you sir, sound like you're the funnest person at a party. But hey, every party needs a pooper, that's why they call you
@djtexicano
5 ай бұрын
9:52 "He's gassed.....gasping for air!" ...Just like Goldberg in a 5 minute match! 😂😂
@djtexicano
4 ай бұрын
I give that comment 5 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@raimarulightning
3 ай бұрын
@@djtexicano -1 cos it wasn't in the Tokyo Dome, obviously
@SOOKIE42069
10 ай бұрын
so stoked you found my wife and my favorite reality show. we call it “knife dad cardio hour” because it’s usually just a bunch of out of shape dudes with fake martial arts backgrounds gasping for air after 10 seconds of sword swings also goldberg always turns purple
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426
10 ай бұрын
your show title lol love it
@spa-peggymeatballs4861
10 ай бұрын
Dude this is freaking amazing. The zooming in on the cargo short crotch shots. The heavy breathing. The use of the word “power” every two seconds. Ahhhh knife daddies- they never disappoint.
@kingrama2727
10 ай бұрын
You need to do more Ghost Adventures, especially the later seasons where Zac gets “possessed” and threatens to kill his buddies in every episode…. On a side note Drew was 1 sexy, nerdy twink!!!
@asarishepard8171
10 ай бұрын
Please do more ghost adventures!
@nightshade9184
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@habeashumor9814
10 ай бұрын
I'm guessing that they don't get to take home the blades they make on the show, because the show doesn't want to be held responsible for anything that might happen to anyone with a blade made on the show.
@Gemgang
10 ай бұрын
Shame you’re not at least 1M yet. Criminally underrated channel great content great humor, I found you on a whim from a video in my recommended a year ago. Been following since you’re relatable and fucking hilarious
@Savvce
9 ай бұрын
He’s growing fast. I started watching his channel when he would only get 6k-12k views per video.
@IamRxge
10 ай бұрын
ya know its gonna be a good show when Goldberg is hosting it!
@chamoovanspurs3796
10 ай бұрын
Does Chris not know who he is 😂?
@thegameingfox
10 ай бұрын
@@chamoovanspurs3796whos next
@WarlockOfWiFi
10 ай бұрын
@@chamoovanspurs3796 I am actually thinking he doesn't...lol
@JustinAutry
10 ай бұрын
I was amazed that Chris didn't recognize him and I pointed it out to my fiance, who also didn't know who Goldberg was 😞
@chamoovanspurs3796
10 ай бұрын
He missed out there. We need an apology there
@James-mg7dm
10 ай бұрын
Chris - found your page while laid up recovering from surgery after a bad crash. Thanks for the laughs, you made being stuck in bed for months not suck quite as bad! 😂
@asarishepard8171
10 ай бұрын
Feel better 😊
@picahudsoniaunflocked5426
10 ай бұрын
Heal up well!
@MaraJadeSkky
10 ай бұрын
Hope you're healing up as well as possible!
@thejamnasium6447
10 ай бұрын
they need to test their blades against a full-on sprinting Goldberg coming at em with the SPEAR
@quanahedwards2778
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wingerding
5 ай бұрын
"Your blade has suffered a catastrophic malfunction, please turn in your blade and see yourself out"
@kowozy
10 ай бұрын
Watching two old guys running through an obstacle course was not what I thought I would do today
@Saitken
6 ай бұрын
Not going to lie, I’d be pissed if I made just an extra long knife and then saw the guys who came in with a literal goddamn claymore.
@MrTeeWix
10 ай бұрын
The bald host is Bill Goldberg one of the most famous pro wrestlers from the 90's, quite random seeing him here but always good to see him outside of the ring
@Thorax420
10 ай бұрын
the way four of those guys have the exact same shorts and shirt tucked into their belts outfit is killing me
@lazarusknite
9 ай бұрын
"This is so much for repetitive..." oh boy, just watch a few more episodes. The 'judges' really do their level best to find new and interesting ways to say "that was a great swing" and "you gotta generate power" 😅
@savagerampage69
10 ай бұрын
Do you remember the show on TLC called Trading Spaces? Neighbors have 2 days, they redecorate each others’ living rooms with an interior designer & carpenter bro
@stacyboyette3455
2 ай бұрын
I'd be so happy if Chris covered the straw wall episode
@joelslater4587
10 ай бұрын
Old man Ninja Warrior where the competitors all have to run around with GIANT blades!? I'm in!
@keenonmyers620
10 ай бұрын
Chris not immediately knowing who Goldberg was was definitely a shock lol
@quanahedwards2778
10 ай бұрын
Lol, Goldberg is a professional wrestler from the 90’s. This show is wild. I’ve never heard of it before.
@trevorstockwell8290
3 ай бұрын
It's a guilty pleasure style show
@tinygod81
10 ай бұрын
I don't understand how you still only have 259k subscribers. I hope you are doing very well with your other mediums man. What you do is perfect commentary, and never dips to the typical "reaction vids" I despise.
@wordrebel
10 ай бұрын
Fruit Ninja really needed this boost.
@jdore8
10 ай бұрын
They weren't the sponsor this time, but missed opportunity to relate your stuggle chopping onions into a Factor ad.
@uhhhidkwhatthuashouldsay
10 ай бұрын
Ayo Chris James back? Heck yeah brother
@Miguel-Raton
10 ай бұрын
After a shit day this was the ray of sunshine as I've never laughed so hard since the Emo man child "Magician" was Literally steamrolled. Best video yet, Chris! Thank you!
@Madderf
10 ай бұрын
I really want Chris to do the Butcher show to round out the trilogy
@MTH3h3l0l
5 ай бұрын
I always find it funny that the "most replayed" section is often times right at the end of the ad read
@nickparsons3194
10 ай бұрын
Was waiting for Chris to make some goldberg references but forgot not everyone watched wrestling growing up lol
@wrlove5683
10 ай бұрын
Chris, new viewer here. Not sure if you have reacted to a show called Kings of Pain or something like that. I believe it was also on the History Channel. I’d love to see your take on that one!
@zinaidanitikin4886
7 ай бұрын
1:18 cantaloupes are orange inside... that one is a honeydew melon. green inside and smooth skin as opposed to the cantaloupes... bumpy webby skin? best way i can think to describe it.
@landonmiles97
10 ай бұрын
My first thought: Chris uploaded again! Yes! My second thought: Is that Goldberg? 😂
@alanfike
10 ай бұрын
Remember when we used to play with cardboard tubes in the back yard, pretending to be swordfighting? I feel like we're watching some dudes who never stopped swordfighting with cardboard tubes and wants America to see it.
@spiderboiplays5049
10 ай бұрын
Chris you're one of my favorite KZitemrs and I truly mean that. It disappointed me you didn't point out Bill Goldberg at all though. It's okay though you're still top tier 💜
@quanahedwards2778
10 ай бұрын
I think he’s too young to know who Goldberg is.
@Babyclownn
10 ай бұрын
The guy at 3:58 looks like a cop just told him “Sir, can you please step out of the vehicle”
@Beastmode9000
10 ай бұрын
1:58, no logical reason Chris? It’s Goldberg, there’s a perfectly logical reason He’s setting up for the Spear!
@orderandkhos6269
Ай бұрын
1:20 can confirm, I totally was expecting a cooking show just based off the video’s thumbnail
@5T3V3N-ns9gg
5 ай бұрын
They stand so far away in case the contestants get violent. It's the 25 foot rule. Law enforcement does it.
@neonicon8500
10 ай бұрын
With Page, I swear before he ran out of breath, i was thinking "it isnt just how good the blade is, it's who is wielding it." Because that first guy was intense. He could probably get through the course with everyone's blade
@imscaredofbutterflies2282
10 ай бұрын
wait so we’re not gonna acknowledge that Chris brought back the old outro music ?! 23:39
@sirzechsquasar
10 ай бұрын
Good to see Bill Goldberg venturing into knives even though he's a spear connoisseur
@jolynn89
10 ай бұрын
Very upset they seemed to have stopped filming this version. 😢
@coryfernandez2355
10 ай бұрын
12:36 just noticed myself about the timber section 😂😂😂
@MartinAston00
10 ай бұрын
4:55 LoL my concern is this “professional’s” uncoordinated wild cuts… and him being the one to Judge such a competition! 😳
@loosygoosyy
10 ай бұрын
just re watched an old South Beach Towing episode and man it has to be the worst thing i’ve ever seen the episode had some lady getting knocked off a parking garage and she was unharmed 😭 shit blows me
@shayneelizabeth358
3 ай бұрын
He won $2,000! Not $20k! Chris you got it WRONG!
@ChristopherT_
10 ай бұрын
Those ratchet straps are 100% loosened up for contestants that the producers don't want to win. I mean, look at "the kid's" swing 13:43 Compare it with 16:10
@stephen3164
10 ай бұрын
I just started following Chris James off social media - like when he goes to the gas station, or at the drive thru at Wendy’s. It’s not as fun as his videos, but it’s something to do between his uploads.
@kaylamoonshoes
10 ай бұрын
Literally just realized one if the hosts is Bill Goldberg... WCW legend... nice
@jacktadash
10 ай бұрын
I try so hard to be a good man and you keep shoving this stuff in my face and I love it and it makes my hair chesty and my deep voicer, how dare you.
@JBloom91
10 ай бұрын
Those social plugs were smooth
@TennesseeTriStar
7 ай бұрын
Imagine not knowing the host is Bill Goldberg 😂😂😂
@underratedszn6549
9 ай бұрын
10:58 might be my favorite joke/bit you did on this channel had me laughing for a solid min 🤣
@shawnshea2508
10 ай бұрын
I guess it’s safe to say we are not getting an ending to Milf Manor? It’s ok if not. Also still don’t know if you have seen MST3K or not but if not I think that is the show for you my friend. Keep up the great content.
@helxeen2607
7 ай бұрын
A lot of the show's soundtrack is a lot of command and conquer games ost. I wouldn't be shocked if a lot of it is ost from other games.
@HiGlowie
5 ай бұрын
Amazing soundtrack!
@ibekeel
10 ай бұрын
I like how there is someone just grinding metal to make sparks everytime someone enters haha
@soundshack33
Ай бұрын
That may have been an avocado that definitely wasn’t freshly peeled and cut and placed there intentionally… which is still way out of context for a blade contest. Unless they are slicing avocados.
@BOTGRINDER
10 ай бұрын
This is one of the best channels on youtube currently.
@GenoReaper333
10 ай бұрын
The winner ceremony being held during the credits roll is all you need to know 😂 Please do top shot. The archery shooting challenge game show
@bbyjscx
3 ай бұрын
" I think i'm happy for them " aww, wholesome as f. ❤
@trpdon4581
10 ай бұрын
13:06 the nickname was a play on billy the kid the outlaw lol
@RealBarryFox
2 ай бұрын
I like that non of these "blades" are knives. Just bring a Flamberge next time... jesus
@Built-4-Drama
10 ай бұрын
I love your videos! They're so awesome!
@davyfromthenavy4248
10 ай бұрын
The fact that Bill Goldberg is hosting this. Was not expecting that
@forty_two42
10 ай бұрын
Goldberg? Or as Brett Hart would say "Bill ...GoBerg" what's friggin Goldberg doing on this history Channel? Was it because of his HISTORIC run in WCW lol.
@ki11atj49
10 ай бұрын
I guess not everyone watches wrestling or knows but surprised you didn't know The host with the Redskin was WWE wrestler Goldberg
@oliviaa5992
10 ай бұрын
"we got loafers" *man clearly wearing Vans*
@Matt_The_Anomaly
12 күн бұрын
Awesome Co-hosts. Pro Wrestler Bill Goldberg and Special Forces Tu Lam who you may also know as Ronin Tactics from his KZitem channel
@nycashone
10 ай бұрын
@3:43 the host was a professional wrestler. "Goldberg"
@KapuAdam
9 ай бұрын
I can't believe he didn't make a joke about the guy running with a knife
@garrettfarrell1776
10 ай бұрын
16:25 that's from all the pent up trauma being unleashed
@neonicon8500
10 ай бұрын
1) I can count to at least 9. I'm built different though, so there's that. 2) Why the hell is Goldberg a judge on a forging show?
@leebarbs7176
10 ай бұрын
Bc History Channel could afford him lol
@neonicon8500
10 ай бұрын
@@leebarbs7176 Any channel could probably afford him at this day-in-age
@johnnyhammitt4543
10 ай бұрын
That guy is probably sweating because he doesn't want to get Speared by Goldberg
@p1nkzeppel1n
6 ай бұрын
"look at those fucking hips". I ain't laughed that much in a long time.
@nickwilliams6621
10 ай бұрын
4:19 I have a step Dad called Rick, and *YES* he looks like that guy.
@shogunofgrowing4839
10 ай бұрын
We need more chris james content please
@FlawlessSaty
10 ай бұрын
It's hilarious Chris is making fun of Goldberg. Shows how much this monster of a dude just turned into an average sweaty middle aged dad 😂😂
@LN031
10 ай бұрын
*”When the world needed him most he returned….”* -Morgan Freeman (probably)
@TrishaMitchell101
8 ай бұрын
The winner gets $2,000 not $20,000
@ajuister
10 ай бұрын
Oh yay the one video a month we get 😂
@MF_Loomy
10 ай бұрын
Honey! Chris James just dropped hurry
@MichaelA_thony
10 ай бұрын
12:18 bro!!!😂😂 i was thinking the same thing and then you said this. Weird 😂 I just didn’t get at first.
@the_inquisitive_inquisitor
10 ай бұрын
20:00 the trick is to cut horizontally
@lambert439
10 ай бұрын
You neeeeeed to watch love it or loose it!!!!!!!!!
@Simple_Caster
10 ай бұрын
I’m disappointed they didn’t bring in my boy Ryu Lim with his Buster Sword
@Chinchillawhisperer369
10 ай бұрын
You’re videos make me laugh too hard, keep it up buddy
@freakshowfilmfestival3591
Ай бұрын
"Pretty sure in the email we told you ALL to wear steel toes." 🤨
@sebastianseibers5280
10 ай бұрын
Jay is from my hometown in middle Tennessee and dudes cool. His wife was my freshman guidence councelor.
@lee8287
10 ай бұрын
I would kill for the confidence of the man blaming the blade for his wild miss
@nickherzler8013
4 ай бұрын
I actually knew the guy in the blue plaid button up, lil squirrelly but a good guy
@Jrh-rp7np
10 ай бұрын
Dude how do you know make a Goldberg reference or say “whose next” or show him spearing Kwee-wee so hard it looked like he killed him
@idlewild13l
6 ай бұрын
An organisation that missed $20 million on gambling expenses on the company credit card are incompetent? No kidding
@SnoogyBoogy
10 ай бұрын
You gotta see the episode with the white guy that shows up in a kimono with a katana
@madnesscm
10 ай бұрын
Rewatching to support the recent video's takedown! Commenting for the algorithm monster. Thanks for all that you do, Chris! ❤
@michaeljmakowski
10 ай бұрын
It was a honeydew, chris.... Im also almost certain that the guy testing the blades on the sugar cane is Ed Bassmaster
@lambert439
10 ай бұрын
You need to watch love it or loose it !!!
@glennniles8483
10 ай бұрын
Can't believe we didn't get one Goldberg jackhammer joke.
@RC99_Productions
10 ай бұрын
As a wrestling fan... I'm intrigued as to what the hell Goldberg is doing there. It's as random as Mick Foley hosting Robot Wars: Extreme Warriors on TNN (please review that) or Chris Jericho hosting Robot Combat League (also, please review that)
@JeffKelly03
10 ай бұрын
I do believe what he’s doing there is called “cashing that check.” I have not seen this show but I sure hope his entrance music plays any time he enters the room though.
@floatingdisembodiedhead8975
10 ай бұрын
@@JeffKelly03I was hoping he would spear the ever loving heck out of the eliminated contestants.
@RC99_Productions
10 ай бұрын
@@JeffKelly03 To be fair, it looks like Bill Goldberg is having a good time there and seems genuinely interested.
@abigailmarieee6805
7 ай бұрын
1:29 looks like a honeydew
@BasedStruggler
10 ай бұрын
"Where were they january 6th" probably at home, watching reruns of the fox reality channels gameshow Solitary, a show where contestants sit in a room by themselves for weeks, only communicating with a voice Ai that gives them challenges that border along the line of what some would call "literal torture" for a grand prize of $10,000.
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