You just changed up the words from the title to get free internet points.
@YourfriendlyneighborhoodChevy
2 жыл бұрын
@@yeezoyoutube your*
@mackthegreeny1096
2 жыл бұрын
44:15 "I'd be a lot prettier if I didn't have two differently colored eyes" Cougar, you'd be hella surprised on how many people find that even prettier than homogeneous eyes
@suckerforagoodvoice4927
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lunakitty953
2 жыл бұрын
It's way prettier! I wish I had them.
@-xdarlingsystemx-
2 жыл бұрын
Some people literally buy certain contacts to make their eyes multicolored 😭 I definitely would, but my eyes are sensitive. I love them :))
@Autumn_frog
2 жыл бұрын
Glad I have multicolored eyes not so glad I have bad eyesight though
@demiogre7558
2 жыл бұрын
Don't sell yourself short I know a lot of people that would kill for heterochromia
@imapomegranate9955
2 жыл бұрын
"2020 is going to be a little more than an hour" Makes sense.
@ThereforeTower
2 жыл бұрын
2020 is going to be the first time to get a new phone wtf
@vivisvids546
2 жыл бұрын
@@ThereforeTower ummm you wrote this in 2022
@ThereforeTower
2 жыл бұрын
@@vivisvids546 i know idiot
@The_pants_checker
Жыл бұрын
@@vivisvids546 technically we all did
@Darwinwaterson1
Жыл бұрын
@@vivisvids546 psst
@asxp2433
2 жыл бұрын
8:38 "This answer is wrong" "Well, is absolute zero cold?" "Yes, but-" "Great, then it's correct." "But this isn't the answer we were looking for" "Where does it say you were looking for a different answer?" "..." "Ok give me an answer but with anything other than cold." "Low temperature" "Alright pretend its not cold or low temperature or anything like that. What's your answer now?" "Well if it's not cold or low temperature then it's warm"
@Sunny59146
2 жыл бұрын
Guy: Touché
@throneisbed7833
2 жыл бұрын
About the "I like your name" "Thanks, I got it for my birthday" thing. I'm trans, so I figured I would never experience this again. Then, for my 18th birthday, my parents gave me an IOU for a legal name change. So technically, I did get my name for my birthday. In a legal sense, at least.
@Kikuomi
2 жыл бұрын
That is absolutely amazing, now I feel obliged to ask…what name did you pick?
@5H4TT3R3D
2 жыл бұрын
You got your name for your birthday more than anyone else, really.
@Emaberanger
2 жыл бұрын
im trans and i was sad while thinking that, so this makes me smile.
@jennifufu6454
Жыл бұрын
Awe! That is soo awesome of them!
@kira_the_sniper6376
2 жыл бұрын
No matter what you think, you can at least agree that this is not an r/cursedcomments video.
@indofan1708
2 жыл бұрын
50:22
@kira_the_sniper6376
2 жыл бұрын
@@indofan1708 You think that's cursed? You have very low standards.
@indofan1708
2 жыл бұрын
@@kira_the_sniper6376 Lol. It isn't about whether or not I, myself think it's cursed. It would still most likely be placed in r/cursedcomments
@kira_the_sniper6376
2 жыл бұрын
@@indofan1708 It's.... a joke. I clearly didn't get that across.
@BinglesP
2 жыл бұрын
53:52 "He's so rich he has a swimming pool in a swimming pool!" -Spongebob Squarepants
@walnzell9328
2 жыл бұрын
25:15 Han still outlived Chewie... in the old, pre-Disney, canon.
@Tengu125
2 жыл бұрын
The pre-Kathleen Kennedy fancanon is the only canon.
@BinglesP
2 жыл бұрын
44:17 Are you kidding, Cougar? People love Heterochromia. Just look at Kogasa Tatara from Touhou or Raymond from Animal Crossing, both characters are super popular in their respective fandoms, and a lot of that is thanks to their different eye colors.
@Laurapelfrey
Жыл бұрын
6:57 DID SOMEONE JUST ROLL UP, STAND UP, AND WALK AWAY
@allengrove1864
Жыл бұрын
The reason why all of the A's in Australia are pronounced different it's because English has more than five vowels we just represent them with five letters there's something like 12 to 20 vowels in English depending on the dialect and how specific you want to be
@lilypyrope4620
2 жыл бұрын
For those of you interested, the fear of chainsaws is known as Kanayaphobia
@superd8826
Жыл бұрын
Huh, neat. I have no idea what I am going to do with this information.
@lilypyrope4620
Жыл бұрын
@@superd8826 Aside from simply knowing it, all you can do is spread it, I suppose
@weirdbunmi
Жыл бұрын
Everytime I think of changing my pfp, I read something like this
@lilypyrope4620
Жыл бұрын
@@weirdbunmi The Maryam curse is strong, I reckon
@TheRandomBoredGuy
Жыл бұрын
Nah I think common sense is better
@Autumn_frog
2 жыл бұрын
42:50 fun fact having 6 fingers is actually the dominant trait wich is really weird
@noelleswartz7443
2 жыл бұрын
Wow that's really cool, I've never heard of someone in real life having more than five fingers. Must get a lot of jokes about the princess bride though, if you haven't watched it or heard of it it's on Netflix. It's amazing I've watched it at least five times.
@RianLyons
2 жыл бұрын
If the cat detector says “No” it’s obviously whatever that was in the ORIGINAL version of “The Thing” and I’d kill it with fire, QUICKLY!
@nedhunter4444
2 жыл бұрын
40:30 You aren't allowed to order the cherry thing next to it either, because 405 is forbidden.
@andyttm14
Жыл бұрын
Did you know that LGBTQ is a new type of sandwich with lettuce, garlic, bacon, taco, quesadilla 3:17
@midnight6090
2 жыл бұрын
The thing about escaping a bear in a tree works. You just need to be very strong or have a fake tree made of something extremely light. If the bear were to find out about were you are you can simply hit it with the tree.
@zen3921
2 жыл бұрын
i didn't even know this video was 1 hour long up into like 40 minutes then i realize why is it not ending
@brentsnocomgaming7813
Жыл бұрын
16:30 There actually is a dark mode on the mobile app Its called OLED mode and it makes the background 100% black because that saves power on AMOLED/OLED displays. Looks sweet as well.
@aidangreene2610
2 жыл бұрын
8:18 sorry. I was curious, so I solved it. 1 drink = 10. 1 burger = 5. 1 thing of fries = 2. Burger + fries × drink = 25.
@Niklas9999100
2 жыл бұрын
Almost, but the 3rd equation shows two packs of fries each, while the last equation only shows one. A single pack of fries is actually just 1, and thus Burger + Fries * Drink = 15.
@Frostfern94
2 жыл бұрын
11:55 Reminds me of the Lumity duel "What are you doing?!" "Not dying!"
@youregay-
2 жыл бұрын
Cougar, no, 2 different colored eyes are beautiful
@Sjalsforbundet
Жыл бұрын
2020 is going to be cold later tonight and the dark is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
@walnzell9328
2 жыл бұрын
American: Speak English! This is an English speaking country! Puerto Ricans, people from Guam, American Samoans, and US Virgin Islanders: **Confused Englishn't.**
@ochakouraraka3316
Жыл бұрын
"If you hold a crab up to your ear you can hear what its like being attacked by a crab." Why would anyone say that?! There are idiots who are out there who will actually try it!
@GrenTheProto
2 жыл бұрын
My brain be remembered this due to phasing lol 42:55 Somwhow, someway... Having 5 fingers is a recessive trait, have 6 is the dominant. For those that don't understand, here is a simple explanation: All body traits are genetic; which is why you look similar to your biological parents; I will use hair color as an example, Redheads, or people with red hair, are rare because the trait of red hair is recessive, meaning both parents must have red hair for their child to have it, other hair colors are dominant compared to red, if a person gets a dominant trait, it will essentially overwrite the recessive trait, it will still be there, but won't show, having 6 fingers is dominant. So somehow, we have managed to have a recessive trait, overtake the world.
@bene5431
2 жыл бұрын
The parents don't have to have both red hair, redheads would be extinct pretty fast that way. They just have to have that gene
@m4d129
Жыл бұрын
ive been suspecting i was adopted for a while now. i have ginger hair and both my parents have dark hair-
@BlueAnimatedArt
2 жыл бұрын
6:38 Neptune is a roman god though, Zeus and Hades are greek. Neptune as a greek god is Poseidon and Zeus as a roman god is Jupiter
@Ice047
2 жыл бұрын
And Hades as a roman god is Pluto :D
@DemiDevilBimbo
Жыл бұрын
I love watching the evolution of your intros.
@ElveaTheAnimator
Жыл бұрын
"Diputseromneve = Evenmorestupid" So he wasn't lying😂
@FlakySoot
2 жыл бұрын
16:26 pitch black mode is actually an option on discord mobile go to theme and keep tapping dark mode (I do not recommend you do the same with light mode)
@FlakySoot
2 жыл бұрын
Just for anyone who does not know!
@bruhSaintJohn
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i wanted to make the same comment. I'm surprised it's still not a feature in the other clients Also don't try doing the same with light mode, if you value your eyes
@SebasTian58323
2 жыл бұрын
The verb 'built' is suffixed with 'ing' to make the thing a noun- Building. Em: So Building is a noun and when it is being built it is a verb? Reason: The act is of building it when the actual work is in progress. Building is a gerund- a noun made from a verb.
@jewelfyrenation
Жыл бұрын
Stepping on a landmine isn't always worse than a Lego. Think about it, the pain from a Lego lasts for a while, but there is a 50% chance you will die immediately to a landmine and then you won't feel pain at all.
@dietjoos6396
2 жыл бұрын
"i would be a lot prettier if i didnt have two different coloered eyes.'' bro thats awesome you kidding
@lordstarscream5136
2 жыл бұрын
if grogu grows up around people who don't speak backwards, he won't either.
@crazyrobloxjj
2 жыл бұрын
“Type 2020 is going to be and let the keyboard predict the rest.” 2020 is going to be on a call in a week
@dwschout
Жыл бұрын
I laughed hardest when he didn't see the monty python reference. "on a horse?", "yes on a horse!", "you haven't got a horse, those are just 2 halves of a coconut you are banging together!"
@lestertheguy1734
2 жыл бұрын
“Age is just a number 😉” 911 is a number, and prison is just a place, the first I’m calling, the 2nd your going.
@Millie-12
Жыл бұрын
This person makes the memes WAY more funnier
@iirosekitty
Жыл бұрын
8:19 the answer to that last one is 15 btw drink (d) = 10 burger (b) = 5 fries (f) = 1 if you look closely at *b+f+f=9* , theres actually 2 of f per time its mentioned in that - so we can assume it’s *b+2f+2f=9* - assuming b is 5 according to *d+b+b=20* , so the problem is really *5+2f+2f=9* , which if we plug it in, then it would be *5+2(1)+2(1)=9* , which in reality is just *5+2+2=9* so assuming d=10 b=5 and f=1, then the problem would actually be *5+1×10* according to literally every order of operations ive ever learned ( PEMDAS, GEMS, PEMA, BODMAS, yadayada ) multiplication & division is first ( however, division doesn’t matter in this case since it’s not in the problem ) so *5+1×10* is just *5+10* which equals *15* edit : fixing the boldening
@ItzNemyxTsugikuni
2 жыл бұрын
"2020 is going to be with you and I will have a great weekend too bad I was going on in my room is the only one that I have to be with me and I have no nukes" There was more but it was gonna be too long 😂
@shaw8071
2 жыл бұрын
2:47 it would be terrifying because now I have 2 reticulated pythons and multiple tarantulas that average between 4-7 inches in size so that would be scary.
@IrelandFyre
Жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager I was in the middle of nowhere, severely dehydrated, and the only thing open was a Wendy's. I begged them for a cup of water, on the brink of passing out, and they refused, because I wasn't in a car. The chaos that ensued from that nonsense had me refuse to go to Wendy's for 5 years. I decided I'd give them another chance because my husband liked them ... Immediately got food poisoning from a bacon cheeseburger. Another 5 years after that, decided to give them one last chance, went there with my husband again... For whatever reason, the woman behind the counter was willing to take my husbands order but acted like I didn't exist when I tried to order a salad and then when I was like, "hey, hello? I need to also order" she made some shitty comment about not taking orders from stupid women who order salads at fast food places trying to impress a guy (I just really like salads with fruit and they had a really good sounding salad) and went back to smiling at my husband and sweetly asking if she could get him anything else. He just stared at her, completely appalled for a moment and was like, you can just cancel that order, I don't eat food touched by tw*ts (though I think he actually used a worse word 👀) and then said he was going to take his "stunning wife" somewhere where I could get whatever I wanted without being judge by a pile of 💩 dunno why she was so shocked. But, we left, and have never gone back to Wendy's. My entire family now boycotts them entirely. Their food is definitely not good enough to warrant the employees attitude problems
@thefluffygamer2173
Жыл бұрын
12:36 Let me change that- "If you hold a grab up to your ear, You can hear yourself screaming *'AH MY EARS GET IT OFF ME!!!!'* as you feel the crab pinch harder on it"
@rubenthekid6819
Жыл бұрын
2:48 it would be why my chihuahua is the size of a human.
@danvaz72
2 жыл бұрын
23:17 what? no? mine fall off and grow back. ahh fresh, just in time! the soup is almost ready.
@latenightmoon767
2 жыл бұрын
Technically according to most historians Napoleon died when he lost his battle with cancer
@nightshade202
2 жыл бұрын
It was draw because when the person dies so dose the cancer
@Kyler410.
Жыл бұрын
Asked my Alexa: Me: how long can you make a timer for Her: I'm sorry I don't know that one Me: set a timer for 18 days Her I'm sorry I can only do 24hr increment
@Justabasicman
2 жыл бұрын
"2020 is going to be a great year" Well that was wrong
@thetickler85
Жыл бұрын
4:46 So basically we’ve been putting up Y-mas trees for Christmas the whole time 😂
@NuckleChuts0
Жыл бұрын
16:31 if you click on dark mode a few times in discord it will make it darker
@Lovinia1
Жыл бұрын
Christmas is a reason to hang out, drink and give out presents. We don’t need to figure any thing about it
@justaprotogen8391
2 жыл бұрын
Napoleon didn't die in battle, he died on a heavily guarded island that he was forced to, so a trick question
@gamemasterminecraft3027
Жыл бұрын
6:33i think they should stick to 1 mythology, Greek or roman, the big thr degrees gods are zeus, hades, and POSEIDON, the main three Roman gods are Jupiter, Pluto, and Jupiter, btw in the two mythologies each Roman god is a more brutal version (usually) of the Greek gods, Jupiter is zues, Pluto is hades, and Neptune is poseidon,but that doesn't mea. They are the same
@riddhiarora5890
Жыл бұрын
2020 is going to be taller than you 100% garuntee
@aWildBug
2 жыл бұрын
satan: why is everyone saying im the bad guy i didnt drown millions of animals also satan: makes sicknesses and death me: lies!!
@unnamed8812
2 жыл бұрын
ok.
@potatwa
2 жыл бұрын
Ice being cold water is so obvious but so weird
@jasonmendelsohn6316
9 ай бұрын
0:51 Napoleon didn't die in battle he was captured/surrendered and was exiled to St. Helena in the middle of the south atlantic where he maybe died of stomach cancer.
@ZA-mb5di
2 жыл бұрын
1:05 OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
@theasandys
2 жыл бұрын
0:25 2020 is going to be a good day for you to come over here for church and then park in the river
@turtlemazter124
2 жыл бұрын
Dinosaurs sounds are actually made by a turtle and turtles are technically a type of dinosaur so dinosaurs sounds were made by dinosaurs
@sushi4816
Жыл бұрын
2020 is going to be a gard for the next few years. So poetic😢
@Doggo226
2 жыл бұрын
“2023 is going to be a good thing for us to do this weekend” What does that even mean lol
@theocollins4600
Жыл бұрын
What about the multiplication part of the equation? Me: (Dumps burger and fries into drink). Also, there is four chairs, the guy technically can be used as a chair, when positioned correctly.
@Helena.mcphan
Жыл бұрын
2:49 that my has gone from the size of a small horse to the size of an adult horse.
@venusflytrapyt
2 жыл бұрын
The Real Cost is VERY brave for saying "Masturbating alone OR WITH A FRIEND is a great safe alternative to vaping". WHAT THE HELL, TRC????
@TheAverageDexter
Жыл бұрын
2020 is going to be my first day at the hospital Mm yes, perfect sense
@The_Gacha_tuber
Жыл бұрын
12:07 WHY DID THIS GET STUCK IN MY HEAD OML
@RandomzDemize
Жыл бұрын
2020 is going to be the most important one of my career and I’m going through a divorce 0:28
@3mnix
2 жыл бұрын
"2020 is going to be awesome for me to tell you about it" It's true it reminds me if that one time in 2020-
@aguynamedguy714
2 жыл бұрын
19:14 why can't I get over this
@realjimmycasket
2 жыл бұрын
Why does Cougar hate on his Heterochromia? I love Heterochromia ;w;
@cedricbrown2039
Жыл бұрын
2:33 yes but we decided to not let them by using coffins, take that plants!
@WITCEAS
Жыл бұрын
2020 is going to be a good idea to have a good day at work now and then I will be able to watch it for a few days.
@elicarson650
2 жыл бұрын
what award did the person who made the knock knock joke? the NO-BEL PRIZE
@walnzell9328
2 жыл бұрын
1:03:50 The wrap is around any edge that can scratch things like hard wood floors out countertops. So yeah. Probably.
@CalebNewbery
Жыл бұрын
2020 is going to be in the morning. Are you telling me that the last two years have been a dream, and I'm about to wake up back in that nightmare?!
@NightmarePercyJackson
Жыл бұрын
“2020 is going be back in like a month or so” Yeah it works
@ButterFromDiscord
Жыл бұрын
1:01:34 especially true if you’re in norway
@conlon4332
2 жыл бұрын
I can't stop thinking about where centaurs breastfeed... maybe it can be from any nipple.
@vwss-java
Жыл бұрын
Napoleon didn't die at a battle. He died in a remote island as a prisioner.
@Shanothian
2 жыл бұрын
2:11 as a left handed person I can confirm this
@the_really_blobfish
2 жыл бұрын
2:23 this is smart now you have to buy 2
@qtea3.149
Жыл бұрын
40:30 Please SOMEONE other than me had to know the refrence
@singleasasin
2 жыл бұрын
10:02 THIS !!! ... 🤣🤣😂
@softyturtle2324
2 жыл бұрын
8:20 The answer to the final question is 25, as the drink is 10, the burger is 5 and the fries are 2
@igreatlyandpowerfullydisag3681
Жыл бұрын
The corn kernel where the popcorn comes from is actually considered a grain, so no, popcorn is not a vegetable
@wbat5816
24 күн бұрын
12:51 "OOOOOHHHHH!!!" sfx
@MadenRAudet
Жыл бұрын
36:19 come in seal team six did you protect him the seals: *seal sounds*
@wbat5816
24 күн бұрын
59:40 The Teacher Doesn't Know What MINECRAFT IS!!?? OH I WOULD BE MAD TOO!
@arsinioboka26
2 жыл бұрын
49:57 noosing, nocking, nosebag, nothing, etc...🤣
@bugstheregular
Жыл бұрын
“ 2024 people followed me “ I think my keyboard wants to tell me something
@bobbybrewer1482
Жыл бұрын
I solved the math problem, it's 70. Each drink equals 10, each burger equals 5, and each fries equals 2. so 5+2x10= 70
@DatBoi-gr9py
2 жыл бұрын
26:46 THE SPELT THE NAME ISAAC TWICE, AND THEY GOT IT WRITE THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Ethiross
2 жыл бұрын
19:47, actually there is; nutmeg.
@gregorywager5064
2 жыл бұрын
My laughter took 30 seconds to stop after the hogs thing
@EDEmma
Жыл бұрын
46:21 Me: *angry birds theme plays*
@Kyo-kichi
2 жыл бұрын
50:04 Yes Yes there is a word Nag An example; "My friend would nag me to get onto the game today"
@scottwalker5468
Жыл бұрын
“2020 is going to beat the best player ever “ Ok who’s gamer tag is best player ever
@Kaicore_art
Жыл бұрын
8:18 I figured it out. Drink is 10, burger is 5, fries is 2. 5+2x10=25
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