>Racing by yourself is sooo boring >tries to wreck his opponent at the starting line so he can race by himself
@MikeJr9284
6 жыл бұрын
wolfmweh >complains that the game is cheating when he loses yet doesn’t mind giving his opponents a disadvantage by driving into them.
@Fabrysiheder
6 жыл бұрын
wolfmweh #dsplogic
@IvanSensei88
6 жыл бұрын
>Rams the opponent >Loses control and crashes >Did you see that?? The guy rammed of off the road!
@holystars
6 жыл бұрын
complains when the game taking shortcuts tells them their cheating yet it ok to him to take a shortcut
@publiccrown2382
3 жыл бұрын
Hypocrite man
@JohnGenericName
2 жыл бұрын
Phil: Doesn't get a faster car. Also Phil: Complains about how he isn't fast enough
@TatsTopVideos
6 жыл бұрын
I've noticed he nitros on corners, and he wonders why he cannot control the car. "Dis gameh sux!" - But let me continue to play and whine like a baby.
@duhrease.
6 жыл бұрын
Tats TopVideos is this THE Tats Top Videos? Big fan :)
@TatsTopVideos
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks ^w^
@poisoninsect7970
6 жыл бұрын
Tats TopVideos Like your vids too
@tallteej
3 жыл бұрын
Has this guy ever taken a car off road? does he actually understand loose gravel and dirt? yeah i know it's a long way from his living room ;)
@t.j.mckinzie9386
2 жыл бұрын
Based off the cheers and tips he brought up in this video I can only imagine it was the Payday that kept driving him from his wheelchair fan base.
@HailSatanLLC
4 жыл бұрын
If Phil were to ever design a car, I imagine it would have an accelerator pedal and nothing else.
@danskyl7279
2 жыл бұрын
No, he would have rage & complain by then saying the car can't turn.
@jordandennis6794
2 жыл бұрын
@@danskyl7279 "WTF? I tried to turn, didn't work! This fucking Stoopid man!"
@danskyl7279
2 жыл бұрын
@@jordandennis6794 Haha. Yep exactly bud.
@Blisterdude123
11 ай бұрын
Wouldn't even need a steering wheel, DSP hardly uses it in this game anyway.
@sixonepm
7 ай бұрын
"Why would I use brake!? It'd slow me down you morahn! Ack ack ack"
@yungtubercolosis1073
3 жыл бұрын
This is the most angry and delusional I've ever seen DSP during a playthrough. Probably my favourite TIHYDP, great work sir.
@silvertail7131
2 жыл бұрын
I just... want to see him sat down in front of a replay of his own footage. "Ok Phil... he's a montage of every single time you claimed the AI cars were 'strafing' show me the strafing Phil... go on. Here's some of the... objects, that supposedly spawned in front of you. Tell me when you notice them on screen Phil..." I'm just, morbidly curious if he'd have to admit he was wrong, when having literal proof played before his eyes, or if somehow, he'd concoct some unimaginable denial...
@yungtubercolosis1073
2 жыл бұрын
@@silvertail7131 He'd just deny it all. In Halo infinite he claims all his deaths are due to lag, he says the latency displayed is wrong, and the devs are lying. on purpose,
@silvertail7131
2 жыл бұрын
@@yungtubercolosis1073 I've seen him play SF games so, I know well the lag excuse. But... how can anyone deny some of the stuff in this one. Claiming he hit nothing when it's right there. Claiming a car made a move which... you can watch it, not do that move. It's not like he can just do the, "naw... I input correctly" bit. It's either there or it's not, and it's on camera... I'm sincerely curious how he'd excuse it. Maybe the old, oh that was so long ago, you're sad to be picking up on that, deflection? He escapes confronting his own stupidity in his own Phil world, but... I'd just love to see him confronted with these irrefutable points where he's obviously wrong
@dante2307
2 жыл бұрын
Played this recently cause it was free on PSN n probably one of the most fun racing games I've played in awhile; I loved the card spreads n it wasn't like you couldn't buy upgrades if needed. Only difficult parts were the off road races; was almost always under-leveled, except for the off-road races, n still breezed through Secondly, he complains about not understanding drifting yet it's a concept that's literally explained to kids in the movie Cars lmao
@razorbackroar
2 жыл бұрын
That username 😂
@Ebonzai
6 жыл бұрын
I love when you trash talk it's just talk and the trash comes with you.
@uraveragedude9957
6 жыл бұрын
It repeated so many times I was going insane just watching him play
@No_Plays_Hand_Empty
6 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep watching this and woke up to him singing the same little shanty rhythm over and over and I thought I was trapped in some sort of nightmare fever dream. Good to know it was just DSP up to his old tricks again.
@ToxicAvengerCleanYourMind
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like there was nothing you could do?
@d3parturee
2 жыл бұрын
bro same lmfaoo
@danskyl7279
2 жыл бұрын
DSP fails so much at regular racing by using a drag car, obviously he knows it. Me: Then why don't you use a non-drag car? lol Omg it's so simple.
@CallMeJetson
Жыл бұрын
Same!!!!!
@kyoai
6 жыл бұрын
I must say i'm astonished. I have never ever seen any lets player to be as delusional as him, being completely in denial that many failures and game overs are his own fault and him totaly fabricating completely imaginery situations to excuse what happened. I really wonder if he is just looking for excuses or if he really believes the fabricated things he's saying.
@PabloEscobar-cf6cy
5 жыл бұрын
Daily reminder: Phil doesn't seem to know what the left trigger does...almost like some other game he played...makes me wonder...
@MaskedSage
5 жыл бұрын
& He Still Never Wears His Glasses
@Lanadra
5 жыл бұрын
He believes it, he's that delusional. It's also worth noting that he needs glasses yet refuses to face that reality, this is probably why he often doesn't see things that are right there, like oncoming cars or rocks.
@SpaceDragonX783
6 жыл бұрын
>"This game SUCKS!" >Proceeds to keep playing.
@bustsomecaps
6 жыл бұрын
anything for this, right.
@Irrelevant402
6 жыл бұрын
X 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. I hate for the day where Phil's play by play comments become redundant.
@roadrunner500
6 жыл бұрын
its only a game
@nothingforgrantedPS23
6 жыл бұрын
He's getting paid for it so a little different.
@zcritten
4 жыл бұрын
He spent 60 dollars on it instead of paying taxes so he can't sadly
@BigAndy_31
Жыл бұрын
Best line from phil was "oh here we go again" in a racing game having to start another race. 😂
@A3manAMG
6 жыл бұрын
"The game developers are greedy pieces of garbage. " Um… Phil…you shouldn't talk.
@fuzzy8889
3 жыл бұрын
he has a platform so he can talk alot...
@The3y3
6 жыл бұрын
Phil’s racer: How can you focus on racing while you’re streaming?? *Phil immediately launches into a horrible crash right after* That’s some old school Hollywood type comedic timing, Holy shit.
@Gam3rnathan
3 жыл бұрын
12:40 "All triple-A game developers have now looked at the incredible revenue stream that mobile games bring in" Yeah I'm sure this dood hasn't contributed to that in any way...
@heyarnold2006
6 жыл бұрын
Phil's car lvl: 309 Reccommended lvl: 340 Phil: I can't win because the game sucks! Me: On the floor laughing my ass off because after hours and hours of playing he still doesn't understand what the word "underleveled" means.
@NEEDbacon
5 жыл бұрын
What's better is after every failure the game basically shouts in his face he's under level. But it plinks off like a paper ball being thrown at a blind person.
@DrakeHunter324
Жыл бұрын
This is classic DSP. Once he gets in the "game sucks" cycle that's it. Sadly we don't get this much anymore, game devs aren't making enough "DSP proof" games that trigger him.
@chaffXgrenade
6 жыл бұрын
This might be *the* most "not my fault" I've ever seen him in any LP of his. The game might as well be playing *itself* if everything *he* does is still apparently the *game's* fault.
has he ever been this salty and toxic? astounding.
@EvanCWaters
4 жыл бұрын
It's a little hard to watch, honestly. It's almost worse than the Tekken streams.
@danskyl7279
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of retries he does lol. Any competent player would have mastered the course and corners with less retries and error.
@TravisBroski
6 жыл бұрын
“Last third of the game, huh?” *video is nearly four hours long* Ooooooooh boy
@MoxieCatte
6 жыл бұрын
Did anyone make any troll tips in regard to the fact Phil gets smoked by a racer named "Leanna" over and over?
@StrongSolo
5 жыл бұрын
Razzo Leanne. Close enough Laugh out Loud.
@Skillfulstone
4 жыл бұрын
1:57:41 and right there, a legendary clip was born, destined to be seen in most TIHYDP XD
@The0utsyder
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that, always one of my favorites too lol
@jackedgar2460
4 жыл бұрын
2:13:32 was one, too.
@FinalFantasyRainbowDash
3 жыл бұрын
@@jackedgar2460 it’s logical not to use nitrous on corners.
@JackHolleworth
3 жыл бұрын
“You guys couldn’t make a video game if someone handed you a completed one” Even his insults make no fucking sense. I love it.
@FinalFantasyRainbowDash
3 жыл бұрын
@@JackHolleworth if Phil were to make a video game it would be this press one single button to instantly win.
@strangestrategies1118
6 жыл бұрын
This is glorious. Just like his Dark Souls gameplay. He has no idea of how to play except mash. Full throttle. No clue about feathering throttle, passing other cars, picking a moment, easing off on jumps, hitting the apex on turns... its fucking glorious. Never stop making these playthroughs. They are my favourite videos on youtube xxx
@sneezebiscuits7239
6 жыл бұрын
I would have no problem with him being this bad if he just admitted he's fucking shit instead of whining constantly.
@uraveragedude9957
6 жыл бұрын
Sneezebiscuits If he was a good entertainer/streamer he would laugh at his failure and make it into a joke or something, but no, he actually thinks peepul tune in for his mAd gAeMinG SKiLls so he has to delude himself into thinking everything is the game's fault to repair his shattered ego
@PabloEscobar-cf6cy
5 жыл бұрын
B-but lord Phill said this game is garbage. How dare you question dark side pimplesbiffle!
@michal5058
4 жыл бұрын
@@sneezebiscuits7239 Do we have to remind you Phil is one of the best overall gamers in the country? Oh well, that's not true, in the world would be more fitting.
@TheJSRF001
6 жыл бұрын
game telling him his car is underleveled "Maybe I need a better car to win the mission." 3 races later... "WHY CANT I WIN THIS RACE WTF"
@YaBoiJvmes
5 жыл бұрын
God damn the rage at 1:57:30 is glorious lmao
@TheLunarLegend
6 жыл бұрын
Phil: A good game with lootboxes? Shadow of war, duh. Also Phil: (on shadow of war) The game sucks, entirely made to make money.
@nothingforgrantedPS23
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Fuck Cunt Boxes!!
@Casablinky
5 жыл бұрын
Btw they got rid of them
@jameswood3625
5 жыл бұрын
1:57:33 i love how personal he takes it when the AI beats him at the last second hahahaha poor peach.
@ShartSydePhil
2 жыл бұрын
He drove directly into that goddamn tree.
@majorborngusfluunduch8694
6 жыл бұрын
He gets upset that a game called "Need For Speed" expects you to buy progressively faster vehicles... Racing games aren't his thing, huh?
@spiidey1
6 жыл бұрын
Video games in general arent his thing.
@majorborngusfluunduch8694
6 жыл бұрын
spiidey1 True.
@IvanSensei88
6 жыл бұрын
Well, to be honest, some older need for speed games (Underground 1&2, most wanted and carbon) didn't really require you to upgrade your car much. Upgrades barely mattered due to heavy rubberbanding, and the AIs having their cars set to match your car's performance. Now here comes the game where car performance actually matters (and that's how it should be - it's like that in real life too) and this scrub complains, twisting it around that game devs want you to spend real money to upgrade your cars. Says I'm not spending 200k on a lambo, while having like 500k.. I mean, if it's not meant to be used for buying cars, then what on earth is he saving that for?
@ShadowBaofu
6 жыл бұрын
I remembered in Most Wanted for PS2 you could tear up half the Blacklist with a modified Impala or Gulf if you wanted to. Good times. Also during the race with Natalia, there's a reference to Carbon. Guess Wolf from TFK is one of her subscribers now after losing his DB9.
@IvanSensei88
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, MW is beatable even with your starter car.. I think someone did it with the Cobalt from start to finish. I remember I was so used to those nfs games, that when I played Gran Turismo, I was left speechless when I saw that cars in challenges have preset performance. So if you go in with an underpowered car, you may end up not being able to catch up to the leader, or just manage to keep them just barely out of your reach due to their car having superior performance. Then you go back, install a couple of parts, tune it up a little. start the event again.. and all of a sudden, your car is smoking everyone, and you can almost dance around the leader - he can no longer generate that gap. It felt so satisfying, and you could literally *FEEL* how much more powerful your car got. That's something I was barely able to notice in those nfs games since most of the time, they catch up to you no matter how well you try to drive, making you start questioning your own driving style and end up changing it, and driving worse. That is just horrible. Those games literally punished you for driving good, and rewarded you for driving badly (Ai would slow down to allow you to catch up and overtake them).
@gaterzoom
6 жыл бұрын
You're one of my favorite TIHYDP creators. Thanks and merry christmas and stuffs
@MrVuckFiacom
6 жыл бұрын
59:59 _"How can you concentrate on racing and livestreaming at the same time?"_
@dookiefingers8436
Жыл бұрын
"I WAS DRIVING PERFECT, GAME DEVS SUCK" He literally crashes into almost every single car he sees and constantly ping pongs across both sides of the road.
@Blisterdude123
Жыл бұрын
He doesn't see them because he's blind as a f ucking bat.
@uraveragedude9957
6 жыл бұрын
If Phil was a good entertainer/streamer he would laugh at his failure and make it into a joke or something, but no, he actually thinks peepul tune in for his mAd gAeMinG SKiLls so he has to delude himself into thinking everything is the game's fault to repair his shattered ego
@PermanentlyTemporary
6 жыл бұрын
"I've been doing this for 8 months". No Phillip, you have been doing this for a little under a decade at this point.
@kinglazy6515
6 жыл бұрын
Dogsplained haha he has ! Dam whaT a fucking loser L 7 WEINER HAHA
@Dovahkiin049
10 ай бұрын
I love how Phil constantly complains about a lack of realism when it would benefit him to be realistic... but then acts like being boxed in(or otherwise trapped) by cops is somehow unfair when that's exactly what cops would do in real life.
@CasualRacerRed
Жыл бұрын
*Natalia Nova: "I love when you trash talk. It's just talk and the trash comes with you."* *DSP: And I took that personally*
@brandoniswhoiam
6 жыл бұрын
How did he finish this game without ragequitting?
@SpaceDragonX783
6 жыл бұрын
Patreon Beggar "I need dat muneh. To pay my bills."
@Smiles122
6 жыл бұрын
“With the help of my viewers and patrons, you guys supported me and helped energize me through this playthrough *SNORT*”
@PabloEscobar-cf6cy
5 жыл бұрын
Pride...maybe.
@johnnyzen4282
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this whole playthrough is when he claims a car you see a mile down the road "randomly appeared" or "spawned in" in front of him 🤣🤣🤣
@patrickslattery4447
2 жыл бұрын
1:57:33 Phil loses it, again, because the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom beats him!
@WolfSSSGaming
5 жыл бұрын
"HELLLLOOOOO NOVA BABIES."
@publiccrown2382
3 жыл бұрын
PTSD...
@sixonepm
7 ай бұрын
Nova is confirmed a detractor.
@DemonicBelmont
6 жыл бұрын
Imagine the sound of him clearing his throat replacing the sound used in Law & Order
@PsychoMagnet
6 жыл бұрын
"This game sucks because it doesn't let me cheese through races!"
@ruminating1596
Жыл бұрын
I'd marry the voice actor of Natalia Nova if I could. Her trolling of DSP is one of the greatest moments of TIHYDP imo.
@Ouroboros619
6 жыл бұрын
Your willpower is legendary. Lesser men would have succumbed to the atrocious snorting, complaining, and seal laughter Happy Holidays, Outsyder Edit: Phil confirmed a Bloodborne 'Redemption Run' - as if he finished it in the first place - in 2018. Are you going to make a TIHYDP of that?
@abyssalwolf
6 жыл бұрын
Senator Painis You got a link to the video where he confirms it?
@Ouroboros619
6 жыл бұрын
@Abyssal Wolf Right here: kzitem.info/news/bejne/mGmjyq2tcaOYpHY The Man-Baby believes that he was 'trolled' because people told him to play on NG+, despite the fact that he should have known his slow reflexes and lack of spatial awareness would be no match for the increased difficulty
@hubbelizer8412
4 жыл бұрын
The only way he wins is by ramming his opponents but when they lightly clip him the game is cheating
@AlVash2
4 жыл бұрын
The rage in this is legendary. I have never seen someone this mad at a single player racing game.
@Megadeth7811
4 жыл бұрын
What did you expect from a gout-ridden fucktard that rage-quit a LEGO game and a Mickey Mouse game?
@joeymashtoe7513
Жыл бұрын
Whoever's saying "rubberbanding is an online latency thing, it has nothing to do with singleplayer games" doesn't know the good ole ways racing games cheat against you.. it is apart of the fun tho depending on how brutal it is (It's not too brutal in nfs payback it's fine)
@andrewshouse9840
5 жыл бұрын
Alright. Challenge accepted. As a racing game newbie, I wondered if I could play better than DSP. Parameters: from game start to roll credits, how long does it take and how many black-screen crashes, failed missions, and restarts. Driving experience: GTA San Andreas, IV, V, the original Rad Racer, and many seasons of watching Canada's Worst Driver. Licensed driver of many years with no accidents. Status, as of completing "The Highway Heist (23% missions completed, 13% overall): Time: 5H 37M Crashes: 18 Fails: 23 Restarts: 5 Will update with more results.
@andrewshouse9840
5 жыл бұрын
So. Just finished "Double or nothing" - steal two gold plated cars mission, which should bring me up to the end of the first vid. Current stats: Crash: 83 Mission failed: 74 Restarts: 11 Total play time: 18h 48m 37s That looks better than DSP thus far (if you lump mission failed and restarts into a single score). I honestly thought I'd make it through with single digit restarts but one mission (Gallo's 2nd to last one) REALLY ground my gears. Things like easy to miss check points and consecutive black screen crashes, ugh. A good number of those restarts and crashes come from challenging Roaming Racers. At least 3 times I lost because i started rammed into a telephone pole while the opponent was already in motion. All in all, I'm having fun and definitely taking advantage of not being on stream so I can explore and do side activities.
@andrewshouse9840
5 жыл бұрын
And just finished the game! I had fun, though I have to admit at times I was rather frustrated with races and events. A few last second losses... That race that DSP took 90 minutes to pass? Holy hell, that's an extremely unforgiving course. I only failed it about 5 times so it took me about 25 minutes, but that level does NOT play around. No barriers on cliffs, easy to miss checkpoints, I had to fight for every inch of my lead. It helps that it has laps so you get more practice but still, not easy! Alright. Game stats. Compared to DSP's 1D 6H 6M, I completed the game in 1D 3H 32M (including exploring and side content) Compared to DSP's 244 crashes, I black-screen crashed 206 Compared to DSP's 64 Missions Failed, I had 111 Compared to DSP's 209 restarts I had 25 Compared to DSP's 5 quits, I had 1 (exited the Outlaw's Rush to tune my offroad car) Compared to DSP's 10 slams, I had 0 Compared to DSP's 293 Game/Dev sucks comments, I had 0. Compared to DSP's Rank 32, I completed it as Rank 42. Compared to DSP's 0 completed side bets, I completed 16. Can't say how much he earned, but I got a total of $4,029,750. Oh, not a perfect game, but had no reason to specifically complain about it. Sure, I failed more missions than he did, but overall had fewer mission attempts than he did. I would play out a course to learn it and practice and, sometimes, I'd even rise the Phoenix and win a race I was certain I'd lost. I never needed to grind. it always seemed that I had just enough money and/or skill to keep progressing with the current missions. I ended up cheating a bit in locating the Derelict cars (couldn't figure out the map clues) and made those my primary vehicles. Outside of the two cars selected at the beginning of the game, I never bought a car. I don't think I ever ran a race under-leveled, but could be mistaken. Some missions that DSP struggled with (such as the junk-in-the-road one) i completed first try, while at least once he outperformed me (he beat Lina on his first attempt, it took me about 7/8 tries). I definitely had more fun that he did and suspect that I did more extracurricular activities like the Roaming Racers than he did. All in all I had fun and plan on spending more time in the game.
@rawrdino7046
5 жыл бұрын
@@andrewshouse9840 dsp doesn't like to learn how to play a game
@amyallen6863
3 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite comment chain. Like... bravo for going the most direct path to try the game out. I’m doing the same now, as well as Heat, and enjoying both!
@andrewshouse9840
3 жыл бұрын
@@amyallen6863 Yeah, Heat was fun. I started trying to track my stats in case Phil ever picked it up but it just didn't lend itself to counting crashes. I swear I STILL have "Tu Manera" rattling around my head. The nighttime chases were intense though.
@saharassomewhere1365
6 жыл бұрын
That Bobbi Jo song.....It is one of pure cancer pieces ever.
@nothingforgrantedPS23
5 жыл бұрын
I had to skip that shit!
@someguy9970
3 жыл бұрын
It goes on for like 10min too. He beats every shitty joke he makes to death, it’s unbearable.
@Israphel776
6 жыл бұрын
I like how he has no basic knowledge of physics or how cars work. This is the same guy who said he drives the least amount possible because "I'm a responsible adult and my condition can put others at risk." Might as well take track lessons from someone with no legs.
@IvanSensei88
6 жыл бұрын
His racing lines are cringe-inducing.. oh and his braking also, I see him about to enter a sharp corner from miles and I'm like ok, it's time to slow down a bit and.. er slow down.. dude you really need to slo- **attempts to drift a U-turn at top speed and goes way too wide** then the AI overtakes him and he's like YEAHH no rubberbanding in this game uh-huh... and I'm just sitting there like... sigh... oh my god.. never give pigs a driving license. Also love when he whines about the car fishtailing... says cars can only fishtail at higher speeds... ah philly boy, cars (especially high-powered ones) can be a nightmare to start moving from a standstill, especially if you need to steer also, something formula drivers have to overcome after they spin out in a crash and want to rejoin the track, they really need to caress that throttle until the tires grip the road before they can nail it down. If the car's fishtailing too much, then how about you ease up on that throttle a little and not slam it down like a scrub. He did the exact same thing in Driver: San Francisco with Pagani Zonda, just slamming that gas pedal and wondering why is the car fishtailing so much. Slower but stable and error-free racing >>> Going flat-out on the gas pedal like an idiot, thinking races are won on who holds down the gas pedal the longest.
@nothingforgrantedPS23
6 жыл бұрын
He has a condition?
@billythunderchode2569
5 жыл бұрын
It really makes me wonder if he's driven a car recently
@NEEDbacon
4 жыл бұрын
@@nothingforgrantedPS23 Gout and he's legally required to wear glasses. And by evidence by all the TIHYDP clearly has the reaction time of a stunned rhino.
@DevDreCW
4 жыл бұрын
"The cop pushed me off the road, that's fair" That's... Literally the point. It's hard to defend modern EA, and especially NFS since it's such a rollercoaster of a franchise, but they are usually at least competent arcade games. Visually though, it looks amazing, gotta say. "It's bullshit, They want me to go buy a faster car" Fucking. Amazing.
@cairox1509
4 жыл бұрын
Out of all the things, he complains about the aspect that every nfs since blackbox does. Its amazing. Also the contradictions "Ghost games doesnt know how to do racing games!" "I dont play racing games very much"
@zsomborbudai7473
2 жыл бұрын
Payback was a shit game still but Heat was great. Too bad now Ghost games will not make the new one.
@414Mufasa
6 жыл бұрын
40:47 😂 hilarious, and I also never saw anyone play racing games like this unless it was Burnout or against ppl online who tf wrecks cpu to race alone and automatically win lol
@PabloEscobar-cf6cy
5 жыл бұрын
Phil knows he's shit at the game. Either that or he's just trying to cheese the game like a little bitch
@Amero2323
6 жыл бұрын
Phil is THE most unlikable person. Ever.
@boatcaptain6288
5 жыл бұрын
"It's not even worth getting worked up about. It's just terrible." Hours and hours of bitching because he's not getting worked up about this.
@dolandak6300
6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite show on the planet
@heyjoji1954
6 жыл бұрын
1:00 he literally contradicts himself in 3 seconds "I just wanna play the game" "I don't wanna drive around like it's grand theft auto" WHAT!?
@PabloEscobar-cf6cy
5 жыл бұрын
This is why fast travel was a mistake, because dipshits like this would whine about "backtracking" or "needless exploration/walking"
@IvanSensei88
6 жыл бұрын
I'm not a whiny baby!
@abesmissioncontrol2013
6 жыл бұрын
A Christmas gift from The 0utsyder!
@kastaway-m4x
3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best TIHYDP of all time.
@pvblivscornelivsscipio
6 жыл бұрын
I love how in every racing game he plays when he starts losing control of his car rather than slowing down for a second to gain some traction before accelerating again he just keeps pushing the pedal to the metal non-stop and then wonders why his car flops around. Also, bitching about the game strategically placing other drivers on the road... oops excuse me I mean "pedestrians" and about the AI cars strategically pushing him off the road perfectly. Watching Phil play racing games is always entertaining even though he always bitches about the same shit, but he always finds new and innovative ways to wreck his own car and to cheese the game like on the 1v1 races where he won half of them by getting lucky and wrecking the AI so hard they glitched and couldn't recover.
@lds_drive
6 жыл бұрын
Not to mention spamming nitro while doing turns and getting mad when he loses control.
@SouthernR0cker4Life
6 жыл бұрын
He's worse at riding Motorcycles. Go look up the Mission O.G. Loc under Phil's GTA SA playthrough. That is full of Fails, one time, he gets the bike stuck in a dumpster.
@ThingsOnDemand
7 ай бұрын
@@SouthernR0cker4Life”It’s like NIGHTTIME and he’s still doing it”
@shivnz
4 жыл бұрын
i mean.. hes right... there literally is never anything he can do about being this woeful at gaming. his skill level truly is maxed out at a level where 'nothing i could do' is a legitimate statement from him whenever he runs into any moderate amount of difficulty or sequences that demand a normal level of coordination. So please.. at least respect his ability to admit that theres nothing he can do when games require a normal level of skill from the player, rather than mocking him for it. Its refreshing to see a streamer acknowledge when theyre just shit.
@KAHN571
6 жыл бұрын
A Camaro Vs a Pagani with no mods *Sojiro voice* hoooooo boy
@NagumoHaruya
5 жыл бұрын
i love when you trash talk! it's just talk, and the trash comes with you - Natalia Nova
@IbukiMiodaa24
3 жыл бұрын
1:13:23 i died because Phil almost reached peak insanity
@shawnfields2369
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Grandpa Dave could reach peak insanity... I always thought there'd be a higher and higher peak for Davebert to reach, because his delusions of grandeur keep reaching higher and higher heights than what we previously thought. Also, sorry that Phail nearly killed you with his peaks of insanity and his planet sized ego that nearly crushes us all on a daily basis.
@ProfessorBuckz
Жыл бұрын
i loved it
@piehighguy
6 жыл бұрын
How funny would it have been if the npc that said "gimme $5 and I'll sing a song" followed it with "cause I really need help with my back taxes"
@prosperous7243
6 жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Smith hilarious
@avalynn8922
6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, they could've added even MORE cars in this. But Phil's mind would have a meltdown. I like my racing games FILLED with pedestrians and things of the sort. This man gets so mad and doesn't process what goes on because his mind is on a constant buffer. What a joke.
@Lots-Of-People-are-Saying
10 ай бұрын
No... Phil, loot boxes make the game worse because their existence necessitates the devs tweak the progression to be much slower without the loot boxes in order to incentivize the lootbox's purchase. Shadow of war was a good game but the end game was totally destroyed by lootboxes for most people. I've never even seen the true ending of shadow of war because I can't be bothered to try to grind my way to it.
@Tantrum777
3 жыл бұрын
I have this game, I like it. LOL
@andrewshouse9840
5 жыл бұрын
"Nothing I could do" - have you considered this new thing kids are doing these days called "braking"?
@someguy7727
4 жыл бұрын
God I miss this DSP. Now we get a shameless clown who spins in his chair for money.
@MysteriousAya
6 жыл бұрын
Four minutes in and he's crying "Not my fault! What was I supposed to do there?" Not get boxed in in the first place? It isn't that hard...
@SouthernR0cker4Life
6 жыл бұрын
That Audi Maxes at 299, it's part him and part that the car is too slow. He really needs to build up or buy a derelict at the Runner Shop. The Chevy C-10 is probably the Best Runner in the Game, it's heavy to begin with, being a Truck. Fully Upgraded to 399, including Chasis Re-enforcement from Live Tuning - (Middle Slider), it's nearly unstoppable. It pushes the Cops/Civies out of the way with ease, even the Impact from Rhinos is reduced.
@FurryWulfz
6 жыл бұрын
Every game ever made has 'RNG' Phil. It's how games offer varying outcomes. Every driving game ever made has RNG. Even games he claims he loves like Mario Kart. Has Phil been watching speedrunners or something and coined the term without really understanding what it means?
@DemonicBelmont
6 жыл бұрын
FurryWulfz what is RNG anyway? This is the first I heard of it
@Majokodomo
6 жыл бұрын
It stands for "Random Number Generator", thought that's all I know. I do know it factors in luck, though, but that's about it! Also, DSP likes Mario Kart? Please! Every time he gets hit, he asks what hit him despite it being very obvious and it's the standard for him: Constantly raging at the game, but sucking up to it to avoid backlash! It's pathetic, I tell you! -_-
@DemonicBelmont
6 жыл бұрын
Ixey5 Lol he said this in the video "Car go fast. Duuuuuuuuuuh"
@Majokodomo
6 жыл бұрын
With all the complaining about going extremely fast, can you imagine if DSP played 200cc? The sodium level would rival that of the Dead Sea! Seriously, DSP, stick to 50cc or Baby Kart Simulators if your reflexes are too slow for speed! -_-
@Smiles122
6 жыл бұрын
Watching other youtubers? Phil doesn’t have time for that, he needs to stream, make dinner, stream again then watch Netflix until 6 AM and then go to sleep till 11 dood
@KarasuMayonaka
3 жыл бұрын
All this lootbox hate is ironic knowing about his gatcha addiction nowadays.
@The.Nasty.
4 жыл бұрын
See?! I can’t control the car, it keeps fishtailing! *also going over 100 mph on a winding dirt road up a mountain*
@Megadeth7811
4 жыл бұрын
He also accelerates before turns instead of slowing down. Common sense dictates that you should never do that shit, even in a video game. I just hope that DSP doesn't have his driver's license.
@CarcalV
4 жыл бұрын
DeathlikeSilence when you don’t leave the house who needs driving skills? *snort*
@StevenBeshears420
5 жыл бұрын
Wait.... He actually thinks he's funny??
@Lanadra
5 жыл бұрын
Damn man, Dave is reaching Demon Souls level of salt with this game. When I started watching this TIHYDP I was not expecting so much salt.
@boatcaptain6288
5 жыл бұрын
>spends much of the game running his opponents off the road to win >cries when they start doing it to him poetry
@D.Solward
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I found it! The source of the infamous "Stupid! DUUHUHUHUHH!" This made my day. 🤣
@boatcaptain6288
5 жыл бұрын
"It's complete RNG, what cars will populate the map". Yeah, it adds challenge, Phil. You'd rather just have a completely straight road with no obstacles whatsoever, right?
@TerraWare
4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about Phil's comments about iJustine is that they both play video games for a paycheck. He hates playing the majority of the games his audience pays him to play. He puts in the minimal amount of effort, and refuses to learn from his mistakes which is a process we all go through to get better at a game.
@srlefevre1
4 жыл бұрын
DSP's idea of a fair race: every AI car wipes out at every corner and crashes into every by-standing car but never bumps DSP
@Sapphire3133
3 жыл бұрын
2:04:48 Maybe you can’t control your car because you’re accelerating AND boosting around a corner? Seriously how delusional are you?
6 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas, fellow detractors! ack ack ack!
@DarthDimmadome
4 жыл бұрын
I had to skip past the “Bobby Joe” singing bit. Holy cringe filth 🤢
@PhillipOnTakos
3 жыл бұрын
His entire rant bitching about the developers wanting you to spend real money for better cars/gear. First off you can just use all the money you earned in the game for that shit secondly I can't think of any racing game where you don't reach a wall where your early game cars just cant perform by endgame. So he's complaining about a mechanic in every racing game I've ever played. I mean what's the point of a driving simulator where you only drive one car?
@biscuitbuncream
6 жыл бұрын
Maybe he should race instead of trying to wreck his opponents, you know...Like a race... *"What an amazing concept"*
@Dovahkiin049
8 ай бұрын
I'm sure there really is rubberbanding in this game, but easily 95%+ of the times that Phil claims an AI is rubberbanding, it's actually because he crashed and lost 30+ mph, and now they are 30+ mph faster relative to him. The fact that even a toddler should be able to understand that much makes it astonishing that he doesn't.
@TheKeithCarnes
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine raging because a game won't let you cheese by spinning out the A.I opponents, just wow.
@hinglemccringleberry76
7 ай бұрын
It’s his only hope of winning a 1-on-1. Genuinely pathetic and exemplary of Phil’s racecraft and gaming in general
@ImpromptuLeapfrog
6 жыл бұрын
I can't control my car. Nitrous will surely fix the problem!
@sgtpepper91
4 жыл бұрын
He haS legit conspiracy theories about this game. Nova recovers from a spin? - DUDE THE GAME CHEATED Cars spawn on the road? - THE GAME CHEATED TO MAKE HER CATCH UP, THE CARS ONLY SPAWN IN MY WAY Phil loses speed and an opponent catches up? - HOLY SHIT AN ARTIFICIAL SPEED BOOST Opponent avoids a traffic car? - DUDE OPPONENTS CAN STRAFE THEIR CARS AND GO RIGHT THROUGH THEM
@BovineIntervention
4 жыл бұрын
*Drives into a literal abyss* "WHY DID IT RESTART ME I ONLY SLIGHTLY WENT OFF". Not to mention the biggest conspiracy "the rubber banding" he has no idea about cars and thinks a car with 110mph top speed should beat a 1100 horse power beetle in a straight line or else its rubber banding
@Christoph5782
6 жыл бұрын
3:25:55 (Takes turn horribly and ruins his momentum through the corner taking a stupidly wide line) "I didn't fuck up the turn, I did fine" "I made the turn perfectly and the game says oh this guy will magically pass you for no fucking reason. With rubberband bullshit"
@SouthernR0cker4Life
6 жыл бұрын
Phil Sucks, not the game. He uses underpowered cars and restarts everytime he makes a mistake. Restarting robs him of money/rep and learning the course. You get money and rep no matter where you finish. I had the same issue with the Drag Car and turns, but after 2 fails, quit out, went and added a wheelie bar, came back and won. The car wasn't perfect, still a Drag Car, but it was better. Why isn't Phil building, tuning and using the derelicts he finds? They all max out at 399 and all, except the runner build have Super-Builds. He rushes through only the Main Campaign, doesn't touch the Side Content and afterwards, it's delete or trade the game in. I find the Bait Crates fun and they also award Speed cards if beaten.
@SabreXT
6 жыл бұрын
I was wondering about the money/rep at the end of a race. Especially when he quits just before the finish. I assume all the icons on the map are side missions he never bothered with?
@IvanSensei88
6 жыл бұрын
He is a sub-casual gamer. When I was watching that race against Mitko Vasilev, I just had to stop, and go look up a random playthrough to see how other streamers dealt with it. Found some older spanish/italian guy playing... He had a car that's like 60 levels below recommended, failed the first and second run (though on the second one he gave the leader a very good run and almost won). Then he went out, upgraded the car, and won it first try (and made a few mistakes while doing it, but recovered and won by making those errors up with good driving). At that point, the game already expects players to have adapted to the game's gameplay mechanics and physics just like that guy did, so it throws them a bigger hurdle to overcome.. but this DerpSteerPhil just can't handle it - and in his underdeveloped mind he wants a racing game whose ALL races have the same difficulty as the first three or something. Anything harder and the game devs are retards who don't know how to make a game. Which is true. They don't know how to make a game for babies.
@SouthernR0cker4Life
6 жыл бұрын
The Courier Missions are my least favorite, some of the delivery times are on the tight side. Out - I wanna see the Footage from that Mckenzie9 guy, I bet he had an equal car and didn't fail a zillion times.
@shinomakichuppy8236
6 жыл бұрын
Realy! a Camaro vs Huyra BC
@kgriffi22222
3 жыл бұрын
You have essentially described what a normal person does, learn and adapt to a game situation if it isn't working. I am playing through this myself and find the grind part is not too bad. Doesn't take that long to max any car in all honesty. I never had to wreck any boss in the race, I just outdrove them with a suitably levelled car, He is having "fun" though.
@selwing666
2 жыл бұрын
all these slurs and he wonders why he got banned?
@JoKoBod
3 жыл бұрын
1:58:10 Do you know the sad part about it? NFS Heat was Ghost Games's last game before they quit and gave the license back to Criation Games. Heat was actually good and GG was coming out strong. Too bad Payback ruined their reputation. So congrats Phil, your wish has been granted. sml
@ProfessorBuckz
2 жыл бұрын
1:57:33 is one of the funniest rages hes had
@jonmahashintina
6 жыл бұрын
how do people let this guy make a living doing this....
@Masamaki21
6 жыл бұрын
44:40 I love how bad DSP's eyesight is. There's clearly enough space for her to drive between the two cars, she got up behind the car on the left, swerved right and went between 'em. "DUDE!! Did you see that??! SHE DROVE THROUGH THAT CAR!!"
@MartinSiilak
5 жыл бұрын
NFS Payback imo was a pretty ok arcade type racer. Hearing a almost 40 yr old man-baby cry every minute is pretty pathetic.
@RC__1207
6 жыл бұрын
He complains about rubber banding AI and game cheating while trying to beat a Huayra with a massively underleveled Camaro. Moron...
@heyjoji1954
6 жыл бұрын
ITS CALLED LOSING PHIL THATS NORMAL cops boxing you in is what everyone experiences and understand cause the cops wanna oh gee idk STOP YOU
@joshuakolton9955
Жыл бұрын
Gets wrecked by the cops. "This is bullshit and not my fault! I can't move and get away!" Yeah no shit the cops are there to try and stop you doofus.
@Tantrum777
3 жыл бұрын
At the start of this playthough DSP says he knows nothing about cars, he is not in that world. Near the end of the playthough: I am an expert, If I try to crash a car this will happen. Game says no, OMG Game you are so stupid! Game is really stupid for not doing what I DSP the master of all cars wants.
@andrewshouse9840
4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why he keeps trying to win races while severely underleveled. Yes, some players may be able to do that, but after a few attempts why not go level up your car and then try again?
@NEEDbacon
3 жыл бұрын
Cause to phil, he should be able to win no matter what the other person is driving. Cause he clearly NEVER messes up while driving.
@TheKeithCarnes
3 жыл бұрын
His car: 309 Race recommendation: 340 DSP: "wHy cAnT i mAke iT in tImE" 😫
@DerichndofCoomland
3 жыл бұрын
NOTHING HE COULD DO!!!!!!!
@ChivalrousSnake
6 жыл бұрын
Man I got triggered right off the bat. The GPS told him to keep into the parking lot. Also, remember everyone, he's not a clown.
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