Doctor: "Phil due to your unhealthy eating habits (i.e. stuffing big macs and little cesars down your throat every video), you've developed type 2 diabetes" Phil: "COME AHHHNNN buggy ass health mechanics! Nothing I can do! My fucking insulin glitched!"
@gingervampireFTW
9 жыл бұрын
+Yardie Noh "Well, it's not like you explained that to me or anything! How was I supposed to know?"
Imagine if DSP got a job: Worker: Okay Phil, today you will wash the dishes. Phil: Ok... *10 minutes later* Phil: WHAAAAT? I cleaned the dishes all the way! Whatever dude, Buggy ass plate mechanics! Gahahhahahahhaha *burps*
@offensivepenguin5980
8 жыл бұрын
He drops one on the floor because he doesen't hold it properly, ''There was nothing i could do''.
@ironkevman1513
7 жыл бұрын
Alex to be honest dsp has a reaction time that's slower than a sloth.
@user-zg4gx9zq9b
9 жыл бұрын
DSP The Run drinking game: Spoiler alert - You will die Phil crashes - 1 drink Phil uses a reset- 2 drinks Phil blames something on a glitch or says "nothing I can do" - 3 drinks Phil's car loses control or leaves the road - Keep drinking until he regains control or re-enters the road Please drink responsibly.
@jameswormsley460
9 жыл бұрын
+Yardie Noh you forget every time phil(dsp gaming)gets rekt by the mob-10 drinks.
@jameswormsley460
9 жыл бұрын
+James Wormsley i meant forgot,lol!!!!!
@kylerowe4154
7 жыл бұрын
Fuck that game, I'll get alcohol poisoning by the 20 minute mark.
@jameswormsley460
7 жыл бұрын
Kyle Rowe lol
@nono5638
4 жыл бұрын
I did this and was in a coma for the last 4 years thanks
@ArgyleGroove
9 жыл бұрын
Too bad in game you can't drive to Seattle and plow your car into DSP's house.
@jameswormsley460
9 жыл бұрын
+ArgyleGroove btw, the audi rs-4(middle car on screen)is the same car used in the start where you escape the mafia from the junkyard.
@jameswormsley460
8 жыл бұрын
+James Wormsley that's when you're in chicago after the helicopter shenanigans!!!
@ArgyleGroove
8 жыл бұрын
James Wormsley It could be the "secret" ending of the game!
@jameswormsley460
8 жыл бұрын
ArgyleGroove lol yea
@JohnnyC133
9 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: 'Fair' Easily one of his worst, up there with GTA: San Andreas and MGS3.
@Maxmulham
8 жыл бұрын
+Professor Fate Have you seen his Jak II playthrough? It's just.... (sigh).
@TatsTopVideos
7 жыл бұрын
Crashes into car. - *It's the game's fault!* - DSP I can imagine him saying that in real life
@duroorud527
5 жыл бұрын
oh hello unexpected
@EdenianSavior
9 жыл бұрын
DSP and racing games, one of my favorite combinations :) Nice work.
@FBragger69
9 жыл бұрын
+EdenianSavior Lol right! This and stealth games!!
@ironkevman1513
8 жыл бұрын
yep Philly Burnell is bad at racing games. I mean I get it, it's challenging and that's the thing. the game can be thankfully challenging at times, and I'd know because I'm currently trying to beat this game on Easy, it's just as challenging at times. the game's how it is, deal with it DSP
@jadelefevre6841
Жыл бұрын
Starts the game complaining that the bridge doesn't have enough cars on it and it's not realistic. Proceeds to spend the entire rest of the game complaining that the road has too many cars.
@Dovahkiin049
9 ай бұрын
Honestly, the bar for difficulty in games should be "If DSP can beat it, it's not hard enough."
@IgnatiusAlpha
9 жыл бұрын
Fat slob gets rekt @ 1:46:30 Also, echoing what a great video this is. It's clear a lot of effort went into compiling it. Awesome work!
@cjinworldofgaming511
Жыл бұрын
I'm currently playing this game and I can confidently say I crashed far less times than DSP ever had so far. I'm still in the San Francisco to Las Vegas race chapter.
@chrisr1382
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Phil's terrible at this game (well, most games). Despite actually doing it ONCE, he still didn't realize that you can drive between the cars most of the time. I finished this a while back and had a much easier time than DSP. Of course, I learned how to use the parking brake and drifting for tough corners - unlike him. I think NFSTR is a great game.
@cjinworldofgaming511
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisr1382 Yup.
@adlibbed2138
11 ай бұрын
And then there's me playing this on Hard on first time with that one time trial before first Calvin race and the final boss being the ones I'm having trouble with
@user-zg4gx9zq9b
9 жыл бұрын
I'm seriously starting to wonder if Phil has ever driven a car in his life. He doesn't understand the simple principles of understeer and oversteer
@t_q1799
Жыл бұрын
If you are in a vehicle where DSP is driving then your hospital bill will cost more than a lottery jackpot.
@andrewshouse9840
6 жыл бұрын
I am always amazed how he personifies a game. Every obstacle or mistake or glitch is the game intentionally trying to do him wrong, and when it's a first person game - he expects to be able to shout instructions to the character.
@AidGum
8 жыл бұрын
I love how he failed a QTE.
@alexpatton3524
3 жыл бұрын
At times I fail it on purpose for fun lol
@rosemarygonzalez6010
3 жыл бұрын
Is it the one in Oakland Las Vegas or Chicago
@LordFrostDeath
9 жыл бұрын
Loving the use of Shaundi in this TIHYDP.
@Dovahkiin049
9 ай бұрын
Love how 99.9% of the time that he complains about "AI getting an artificial speed boost", it's actually because he crashed and lost half of his speed, making them twice as fast if not more relative to him.
@TheMrCHELL
9 жыл бұрын
"I do not own any of the kahntent in this video." Ahahaahahahahah X-D
@LivingStoneWriter
9 жыл бұрын
Batman com Preparo Dude's got the craziest accent, lol.
@TotallyToonsTV
7 жыл бұрын
How you don't play NFS: The Run -- With your feet, while blind drunk, on a Nintendo Wii
@mikes1031
9 жыл бұрын
I have only seen about half of the video and I love the the way you did the video editing, very entertaining and well done. The rendering at 480p is just fine, I mean how much detail do you need to see that this guy can't drive... the guy "trying" to drive in this video ...well let's just say WOW ! I think he needs some lessons and a truck load of Orbits Gum ( for that dirty mouth ) to get the clean back. LMAO. Thanks. Now on to the the second half of video for more rib busting laughs and chuckles.
@xristaka8199
7 жыл бұрын
i want Phil so much to play nfsmw 2005.I imagine him stucked in blacklist #6 and saying ,,WHAT DA FUCK I'VE COMPLETED ALL MILESTONES AND RACES WHY I CANT CHALLENGE HIM DOOD'
@FinalFantasyRainbowDash
Жыл бұрын
Phil would suck at the police chases in Most Wanted 2005 he’d probably somehow get busted at heat level 1.
@GTgaming98
8 ай бұрын
@@FinalFantasyRainbowDashlol if he did play that I would burst out laughing non stop probably for a week if he did get busted at heat 1 or 2 and he probably would slam his controller he would of said something like I’ve got a super fast car and I got busted by a shitty cop car what am I supposed to do game tells me I need to gain bounty but those cars aren’t worth that much but if I go between level 3 to 5 the cops get tougher with more advanced cop cars and also those Police SUVs are impossible to avoid what am I supposed to do
@PricelessDamnationV2
8 жыл бұрын
For anyone who's interested, I'm currently in the process of remaking this TIHYDP with 99% less reaction clips and passive-aggressive text. I'll provide more updates as I get further into making it.
@PricelessDamnationV2
8 жыл бұрын
+Cameron Smithe I'm glad you did, and thank you for the compliment. I'm just working on an alternative version of this since I noticed a decent amount of comments complaining about the amount of clips I used and I don't want those people to go unsatisfied.
@4kshadow_665
8 жыл бұрын
you can tell this guy is a ricer
@mohammedwalid8000
8 жыл бұрын
mody
@AidGum
8 жыл бұрын
Maybe you can add a counter for the remake for all the times he ignores the gas stations?
@user-vb7pr4oc8d
7 жыл бұрын
do you know that driver San Francisco is just dumb it is just freaking dumb
@jayjames74
9 жыл бұрын
Saying an Aventador is ugly? How many dislikes did he get.
@drifterkidz1714
7 жыл бұрын
A Clever Fox One of em must be from KSI :D
@feignit
9 жыл бұрын
Maybe DSP just has a haunted controller that has a mind of its own. LOL
@rustyshakleford217
7 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy my hometown (Cleveland, OH) gave him so many fits of rage 😂 ❤ the 216
@LumanatorRightHere
8 жыл бұрын
my reaction on sudden sharp turn parts: "ever heard of a minimap? do you ever look at it for anything other than shortcuts?"
@rileyfreeman2875
4 жыл бұрын
Tess Wintory is not pleased.
@jameswormsley460
8 жыл бұрын
lol 420 "smoke weed everyday" moment at 2:29:10 illuminati confirmed!!!
@AlmightyTevin711
9 жыл бұрын
qwality khantent dood
@PricelessDamnationV2
9 жыл бұрын
+Almighty Tevin | Khantent Covered In Glo Thanks dood.
@shisuiuchiha752
9 жыл бұрын
it's you again I saw you in today dsp podcast plz respond
@AlmightyTevin711
9 жыл бұрын
Devin Bates me? lol
@shisuiuchiha752
9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm serious I did see you so how was his podcast did you like it or not
@AlmightyTevin711
9 жыл бұрын
Devin Bates i never like his podcasts honestly
@MaAdChannel
7 жыл бұрын
I like this video, this game being my 2nd Need for Speed game, and I have two things to say: 1) At points, I was on the verge of tears because of his gameplay and excuses 2) It would've been better if you added a "Nothing I could do" counter
@tOxIcRevenge100
9 жыл бұрын
My brother beat this game in one day. Not say dsp should be like that but blaming the game for his mess ups doesn't solve anything. Oh and also "You want some cheese with that whine"..ok i'll leave
@wesleysanchez4599
9 жыл бұрын
Brilliant video man. I actually was thinking of doing a TIHYDP on this one time,but im honestly done with making them TBH. But still gr8 effort fam Also why the hell did'nt phil use the select button to reset instead of being a moron and driving off?!
@kylerowe4154
7 жыл бұрын
He picked the car with the best handling in the beginning and he STILL fucks up on corners and dodging traffic. This is bad.
@andrewshouse9840
6 жыл бұрын
Take a shot everytime he says "artificial speed boost"
@NailStrafer
8 жыл бұрын
It's like Phil has a magnet on the front of his car that pulls him straight into any car in his way. That's what I kept imagining in my head with how many cars he slammed into XD
@SilentMott
9 жыл бұрын
Forget the shit playthrough, did I just witness a QUICKTIME EVENT IN A FUCKING NFS GAME?!??!
@NeoRidero
8 жыл бұрын
when he comlpained about the reset i died a little Rewinds were made for scrubs like him so they can get easy wins and he's gonna complain there ain't enough
@warlocks2565
8 жыл бұрын
you know what's very funny to me ? I've beaten this game so many times even on extreme mode and he just sucks like omg this games is soooo easy best thing he should do is give up on all video games and do soap videos or something
@Abyss3223
9 жыл бұрын
"I did not have relations with that wall!"
@nothingforgrantedPS23
5 жыл бұрын
31:08 Chuggin' dat Nos! 😂😂 I forgot about that shit lol, great product placement!
@Israphel776
7 жыл бұрын
This is probably the first racing game I picked up in over a decade. Beat it on hard mode without too many problems. Phil's just a jackass with a "holier than thou" attitude who thinks he can do no wrong. Then again, this is expected of him as his best (only) quality.
@jaarryifleshblood315
5 жыл бұрын
Israphel776 I played normal the first time and now u played in extreme mode , and the Shelby mustang is a good car to drive to me.
@Crumbsu
8 жыл бұрын
Ah that trademark dolphin laugh. This guy always makes my stomach turn.
@DesertFerret7
8 жыл бұрын
I always knew Shaundi was a special guest in this TIDPY series. Nostalgia Critic, Pen, Captain Picard, and Heavy from TF2 were good guests from this series. I'm glad I watched this movie. Three hours was worth it. :D
@AdamDeYoung
3 жыл бұрын
Watching dsp drive a Lamborghini 180 mph down a dirt road and then complain about how bad the car handles is proof that god loves us.
@TakuOokaNin
9 жыл бұрын
Note: when Phil says "pedestrian" he is referring to the "Commonplace, Unimaginative" definition. It is a legitimate use of the word, albeit slightly more obscure. I would have loved a "deaths" counter for wrecks that no one could have possibly survived.
@happymemessalesman5295
8 жыл бұрын
I loved all the editing, especially the choice in credit music (JP:Lost World - Ludow's Demise). 10/10, would watch again. Watching DSP fail so miserably, I'd love to see him try NFS: Carbon... "You'll never survive the canyon" I feel that's especially true for DSP.
@CumaruNaegiXD
8 жыл бұрын
1:46:34 best part
@jameswormsley460
7 жыл бұрын
lol at the "wroooooonnnngggg!!!" part hahahahahahaha
@rosemarygonzalez6010
4 жыл бұрын
Why did it say try again when he had one reset what it could have just said too slow and booted him back to the checkpoint because after that maybe he could have won
@georgebarton5804
8 жыл бұрын
the number of cars dsp hit is greater then the number of cars he missed this is sad!
@mtaylorp
5 жыл бұрын
T R Y A G A I N
@GTgaming98
4 жыл бұрын
WHAAAaTTTTt try again WHATTTT
@armssupanut1298
6 ай бұрын
What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16
@TheMrCHELL
Жыл бұрын
"Pedestrian car."
@GTgaming98
8 ай бұрын
2:00:05 Jackson Storm to DSP: Enjoy Your Retirement
@FBragger69
9 жыл бұрын
Phil playing Midnight Club LA would be such a plane wreck mixed with a train and car wreck lolol
@madmike-1693
8 жыл бұрын
I completed this game on extreme difficulty and he says that it's f***ing hard on normal mode!? (facepalm) I'm so disappointed.
@adlibbed2138
Жыл бұрын
DSPgaming vs ISuckAtDriving, truly would be the battle of all time
@lydellb
8 жыл бұрын
He didn't realize there was a handbrake (in a fucking racing game!!!) until 3 hours into the game.
@erco9167
9 ай бұрын
your man really tried to argue that TURNS are bad for racing games
@jamesbernard3255
9 жыл бұрын
Phil would flip his shit if he was playing NFS: Most Wanted.
@CipherFiveZero
9 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for a TIHYDP of this for a while now, thanks for making this man. Was laughing so much I was crying with laughter too. lol
@crazygravy5460
6 жыл бұрын
36:46 is like the pinnacle of being horrible at video games. LMAO.
@ETG715
Жыл бұрын
1:46:35 and 2:35:51 are the most funniest part in this whole video
@IamTehGuyz
8 жыл бұрын
How the AI gets a speedboost: hug the inside of a turn because of how physics works. Shit further out on a circle/turn have to go even faster to keep pace with things further in towards the center. But like this dude has an education
@t_q1799
2 жыл бұрын
Kind of sad to see the amount of people here defending him smh. HE himself is the one blaming things for his own mistakes in which he doesn’t realize. It’s painful to have someone ruin a game for you and then attack the developers. This man child obviously needs to seek help and quit playing video games.
@DarthDave573
8 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best TIHYDP ever! And btw. this game has barely any traffic in it. He should see Driver: San Francisco or Test Drive Unlimited.
@F0ur_Tw3nty
8 жыл бұрын
+Cruchot He has done Driver San Francisco. Check out his playthrough.
@brianquiroz3579
9 жыл бұрын
1:46.29-1:46.46 favorite part
@topazfox
9 жыл бұрын
So I watched this, it started off funny but then I just got mad. And I haven't even played the game yet(I'd love to). Good job.
@PricelessDamnationV2
9 жыл бұрын
+topazfox I know what you mean. I bought the game just to see how well I'd do compared to him. And thank you. :)
@NovemberJoy
9 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm not very far into this video and I can already say that there's actually too much editing. The overused reaction clips really take away from the video.
@alptigin5438
9 жыл бұрын
Not to make 3 GTA references in a row, but while watching this I couldn't help but thinking that the Embarcadero is where you find Jizzy in San Andreas, I can totally get from San Fierro to Las Venturas in less than 5 minutes, and DSP's "European voice" sounds an awful lot like Reni Wassulmeier.
@TheMultiTasker3
8 жыл бұрын
1:20:41 "I survived, but I didn't know there was a turn because I was looking at my mini-map" Uhhh, What?, Last I checked the entire purpose of the mini-map is to check for turns ahead of time.
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
6 жыл бұрын
nfs the run main plot: revenge, run for your life, death, destruction, bulletstorms, explosions, murder murder murder.
@MistahBroccoli
8 жыл бұрын
It's painful how bad he is at playing video games
@jameswormsley460
8 жыл бұрын
+MistahBroccoli lol true,poor guy he couldn't even find a way to escape those whacky shenanigans done by those mafia bozo the clowns hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
@reniervanwyk5473
8 жыл бұрын
+MistahBroccoli What a fucktard ! He should be banned from video games altogether. phrase of the year : "Nothing I could do" There's always something you can do ! Or is it just me?
@jameswormsley460
8 жыл бұрын
lol the insurance jokes are so hilarious,like a boss!!
@jameswormsley460
8 жыл бұрын
also the "how you poorly escape the mob,that is" part had me dying with laughter
@thecommonbank9922
8 жыл бұрын
The handling is pretty fucking hard at first when you play the game for the first time, trust me guys, muscle cars fucked me up when I drove in this game for the first time
@DarkSlayer9291
7 жыл бұрын
And for DSP's info, besides Rubber band AI, the other racers are also slipstream drafting him which is why they get the "insane speed boost" (words of DSP) which can also slingshot their acceleration and top speeds higher.
@IbukiMiodaa24
2 жыл бұрын
1:46:34 i lost my shit at that part lmao
@NerfMaster000
9 жыл бұрын
I love this video showing phil's "intelligence", but there's one thing I have to say. No one fucking looks at the map in a racing game, especially one that doesn't even show where your opponent is behind you.
@AidGum
8 жыл бұрын
Also how come Phil never stops at the gas stations? I always went to one when they showed up on the road.
@Highgear145
7 жыл бұрын
PlasmaPower Because he's an idiot he doesn't know the difference between the handling modes
@banansa4778
8 жыл бұрын
41:26 I choose the Lamborghini on my first run just for laughs (since i was just as bad as this guy), but wound up beating almost the whole race up till the part you get to choose one of the Audie's. all you had to do was manage the gas and brake on the turns
@AidGum
8 жыл бұрын
Well, at least you don't record yourself fucking up all the time and put it on the internet.
@DuelistRL
8 жыл бұрын
Someone make him play Burnout Paradise! A perfect game to watch him not play properly.
@rileyfreeman2875
4 жыл бұрын
I hope you mean V1.0.
@duckboy3137
7 жыл бұрын
dam look at dose graphics dam I would pay 1000s of dollars for them graphics his camera just went to a hole new other level of graphics
@roadrunner500
6 жыл бұрын
hey darkside that was not a stationwagon that was a Volkswagen rabbit I know because my dad had one
@yenice3652
8 жыл бұрын
Now i need to search for my lost brain cells..
@James-mi5qt
6 жыл бұрын
1:32:45 "scratching his leg"
@zer0zi
9 жыл бұрын
sometimes he does makes some funny jokes though. i cracked a smile when he said "i live to cheat another months payments"
@TheDapperDragon
8 жыл бұрын
Who is that woman with the "You have TWO eyes, what's YOUR excuse?" Her design looks awesome.. 57:15
@PricelessDamnationV2
8 жыл бұрын
+Dapper Changeling Future Shaundi from Saints Row IV's "How the Saints Save Christmas" DLC, and I agree.
@ironkevman1513
8 жыл бұрын
Also DSP does not know what difficulty is. As you complete the game, the game gets more harder. Basically if the game isn't holding DSP's hand, he is going to complain for 20 minutes. Unlike every other gamer who just get used to the difficulty, or just stop playing. Dsp just keeps whining more than the average toddler. In fact, he is a toddler in a 30 year old man's body.
@FBragger69
9 жыл бұрын
Phil does NOT mix well with stealth and racing haha
@INIKIATHEKINGXX
8 жыл бұрын
3:35:37 welp can't blame him there.
@jameswormsley460
8 жыл бұрын
lol yea
@Lord_Walrus69
7 жыл бұрын
Noice editing, rare are the well made tihydp :D
@flexinthesehoes2155
2 жыл бұрын
So glad i found this omfg
@Lanadra
5 жыл бұрын
''Now there's no way for me to beat this because not enough resets'' dude, you shouldn't need resets as a crutch in the first place.
@LilHana
2 жыл бұрын
1:46:36 i am deceased 💀💀💀
@BonafideEnigma
7 жыл бұрын
Bugged racing mechanics XD
@jameswormsley460
7 жыл бұрын
lol
@oAPXo
8 жыл бұрын
It's safe to say... if i start getting into racing games again, i'd LOVE to play against dipshitphyll online. He literally has 0 fucking reflexes when it comes to avoiding a car until he's a foot or so away and still hits them.
@ironkevman1513
8 жыл бұрын
dsp is like a lazy caveman and the fattest sloth combined
@ironkevman1513
8 жыл бұрын
+Kevin Rorie with a whiney baby in a over 30 year old man's body
@bedwindow8678
6 жыл бұрын
Man shame on you people for saying DSP is not funny I actually find him hilarious not because I'm laughing with him I'm laughing at him for how bad he's playing
@t_q1799
2 жыл бұрын
As if joking about Chinese and Arabic people which is being incredibly racist? Yeah right.
@lydellb
8 жыл бұрын
Phil thinks windy roads are fucked up? lol. Obviously not a car guy lmao How is he all the way in vegas and still driving the same car??
@Highgear145
7 жыл бұрын
Pres. Comacho Took him 9 hrs to beat it
@ArgyleGroove
9 жыл бұрын
People who curse every other word are often trying to make up for a poor vocabulary..
@SgtSnazzerino
4 жыл бұрын
Do you have a Shaundi quote for every one of Phil's failures? Impressive....
@MasticinaAkicta
8 жыл бұрын
I am still thinking about a game suitable for phil. For his level... I am not sure if I should point him to the 3 year old section with songs and colors yet or if he is up to learning about animals and nature using pictures and sounds.
@robertcop2159
7 жыл бұрын
omg headlights never gets old
@roadrunner500
6 жыл бұрын
darkside did hit the cars because I seen it
@KenjiNFS
Жыл бұрын
DSP wants to play a fair game.....A game that doesn't challenge him and lets him win.
@bluewonder3981
6 жыл бұрын
Hold on. I haven't noticed it before, but... Why are there QTEs in a goddamn racing game?
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