It’s been carcinization’s world since at least the Cretaceous Period and the rest of us just live in it. But why would a crustacean go from being more lobster-shaped to being more crab-shaped? One possible explanation is that being rounder and flatter makes crustaceans more mobile and helps them invade many more different kinds of habitats. They seem to be able to climb, burrow, run, walk, and swim more efficiently than their lobster-shaped relatives. Crab-shaped crustaceans might also be better able to get away from predators, since they don’t have a long tail that can be grabbed. If you’re a fan of false crabs, our sister show @eons has the merch for you. Their imposter crab pin features a false crab in a literal disguise and the puzzle showcases a paleoartists’s reconstruction of Platykotta akaina, the oldest known fossil member of the false crab group. Imposter crab pin: complexly.store/products/imposter-crab-enamel-pin False crab puzzle: complexly.store/products/eons-puzzle
@marvinsinclair9245
Жыл бұрын
Ur voice is lovely
@MrJamhamm
Жыл бұрын
They really missed an opportunity to call them imitation crab
@theyard6958
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@ragingjaguarknight86
Жыл бұрын
You mean "krab"? o_O
@nicholsliwilson
Жыл бұрын
The perfect joke! 😂
@danamillsap8902
Жыл бұрын
Lol. That's great
@HaroldoPinheiro-OK
Жыл бұрын
Or "Great Value Crab"! 🤪
@DrTurtleBee
Жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to eventually evolving into a crab-like being myself.
@cizzlebot
Жыл бұрын
craaaab people, craaaab people!
@janmelantu7490
Жыл бұрын
🎶 I wanna be a crab 🎶
@howdidthisgethere119
Жыл бұрын
You can always become a hermit.
@sowilo1324
Жыл бұрын
Humans being mammals, we'd probably go through mustelification instead of carcinization.
@DrTurtleBee
Жыл бұрын
@@sowilo1324 shhhhhhhh....... We can dream.
@zyctc000
Жыл бұрын
Everyone else: this is not even my final form! True crabs: this is our final form!
@CtrlAltRetreat
Жыл бұрын
This is everyone's final form!
@juncohill
Жыл бұрын
My favorite deep sea imposters are the sea spiders. Not spiders, and weird as heck.
@feliperamedeiros
Жыл бұрын
Pycnogonida, they're very weird, most of their organs are also inside their legs, they even have specialized legs thats full of eggs in females, and are the males that carry for the fertilized eggs, they have an uncommon body segmentation among arthropods, and are classified in the Chelicerata clade, although some more studies may change our current understanding about this group.
@silent_stalker3687
Жыл бұрын
But there are in fact under water spiders and they actually still do build webs under water.
@moondrip2163
Жыл бұрын
They're funny little things. Wish I can keep some in an aquarium and freak out my relatives.
@foyo5497
Жыл бұрын
@Brian H Also sea horses and catfish. Imposters everywhere man...
@SlapstickGenius23
Жыл бұрын
@@silent_stalker3687 But Water Spiders mostly live in freshwater wetlands and ponds.
@LeCroissant-wn7qi
Жыл бұрын
I noticed the false crabs seem to like walking forward while true crabs walk sideways
@dineshkrishnan4029
Жыл бұрын
Very keen observation. Thank you for your comment.
@Molscheira
Жыл бұрын
The segment with the "crabs" floating with the blue background looks straight up like an old Windows screensaver 😅
@indyreno2933
Жыл бұрын
Correction, Brachyura is not an order, it is actually an infraorder, the whole order is actually Decapoda.
@Direblade11
Жыл бұрын
I'm liking despite my complete ignorance to the truth since you seem to know more than I do
@Hugo_Golden
Жыл бұрын
🤓
@Neotenico
Жыл бұрын
Terrestrial true crabs have 4 pairs of walking legs, but most aquatic true crabs converted their hind pair into "backfins" that they use to swim, usually reserved for emergency situations when the crab is in danger. Also, ask anybody who lives near the Chesapeake bay and they'll tell you that the backfin on a blue crab is the most delicious thing you'll ever eat.
@CoolGobyFish
Жыл бұрын
no, thats only the swimming crab family, which does include the blue crab.
@gregmyles1482
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Google assistant been smokin a lil green leaf before the recording session.
@dreamingwolf8382
Жыл бұрын
Considering how many species eventually evolve into something crab-like you'd think there would be way more science fiction examples of crab-form aliens...
@Direblade11
Жыл бұрын
One Punch Man?
@dracodracarys2339
Жыл бұрын
well, they're not sexy enough for a mainstream audience avatar wouldn't have been so popular if neytiri was a six-limbed primatoid instead of blue big tiddy space babe
@ioioire4684
Жыл бұрын
idk half life lore lol are they aliens idk but head crabs are *kind* of crab like beyond their name and the like xenomorph "drones??" I guess facehuggers then by extension but yeah nah still not really that crabbish
@esmeecampbell7396
Жыл бұрын
How do we know they are evolving into something crab like and most aren't crab like and evolving away from it?
@RaynmanPlays
Жыл бұрын
The form doesn't really lend itself to tool creation and use.
@ObsydianShade
Жыл бұрын
I had to take a snapshot and do a reverse image search to determine what the other critter at 2:55 was. It's a Pannychia moseleyi, a type of sea cucumber. Very lovely creature!
@mattxzilla3938
Жыл бұрын
But it wasn’t a crab. It was a SQUAT LOBSTER!
@cameoflage
Жыл бұрын
Squat lobster! Down, down...
@GaryDunion
Жыл бұрын
Angel: Hey God, whatcha making? God: Just an animal, don't worry about it. Angel: ... Angel: It's crabs again, isn't it?
@aleksanderpopov5060
Жыл бұрын
king crab has a sweet crabby meat, convergent evolution at its best
@wickedcabinboy
Жыл бұрын
@aleksander popov - Unfortunately the U.S. crab fishing industry in Alaska has nearly depleted the King Crab populations in that area leading to cancellation of crab fishing season this year. "The Alaska Department of Fish and Game (ADF&G) announced it was canceling crab seasons in different parts of the state for the 2022/2023 fishing season."
@bthatguy1181
Жыл бұрын
@@wickedcabinboy That's not the US industry, thats Chinese flagged vessels that ignore warnings and overfish in international waters.
@wickedcabinboy
Жыл бұрын
@@bthatguy1181 - Quite possibly so, still the population is depleted enough to have sparked cancellation of the the fishing season for this year.
@emberhayes2859
Жыл бұрын
if the vampire squid is older than both squid and octopi, then how is it a pretender? isn't it the original, and then squid and octopi would be the pretenders 😹
@LilithCrimson
Жыл бұрын
This is so trippy to watch while high. Plus her voice is hella soothing and perfect for this format, she got that documentary voice.
@sarthak290
Жыл бұрын
I'm more shocked that comments the voice are ranked lower than about crabs
@dineshkrishnan4029
Жыл бұрын
*gets high just to watch Bizzare Beasts. I admire you sir.
@LilithCrimson
Жыл бұрын
@@dineshkrishnan4029 Thank ye kindly. 😸
@Kruegernator123
6 ай бұрын
Crab ASMR
@Schlaym
Жыл бұрын
And now before giving you the details of the battle, I bring you a warning: Everyone of you listening to my voice, tell the world, tell this to everybody wherever they are. Count their legs.
@bleirdo_dude
Жыл бұрын
Thanks. I will...
@Ealsante
Жыл бұрын
By the number of their legs shall ye know them!
@caiooliveira4964
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, if it is Crab-Shaped, smells like a crab, tastes like a crab and acts like a crab, it should be a crab
@djb903
Жыл бұрын
The narrator's voice is so soothing!
@trippiechris1852
Жыл бұрын
Listen to David Attenborough she’s too “sss” makes the S noise too much
@TheShamois
Жыл бұрын
the relaxation these deep sea videos bring me is immeasurable
@KanishQQuotes
Жыл бұрын
I just feel puny and insignificant
@agua246
Жыл бұрын
Her voice is so soothing and peaceful 🌊
@ThatFreeWilliam
Жыл бұрын
Someone described them as hamburger style vs. hot dog style and that's in my head forever now.
@oliveleaf7376
Жыл бұрын
I love the calmness of these deep sea asmr Bizarre Beasts! 🥰
@Games_and_Music
Жыл бұрын
I had to put it on 2x speed, because it was annoying the excrement out of me, haha. I got here because of the latest EONS video where they promoted this channel, but yeah, first and last video for me. (EDIT: And i NEVER change the speeds of videos otherwise (not hyperbole), so yeah, it definitely did not click with me.)
@DanteYewToob
Жыл бұрын
‘DumDum Dum Dum DadadaDummm SQUAT LOBSTAH! DadadaDum! I was in a sub!.. Dadadadum! I saw all these crabs just floating around!’
@Ealsante
Жыл бұрын
To paraphrase Haldane, it appears that god has an inordinate fondness for crabs too.
@oopsy444
Жыл бұрын
*sings "squat lobstersssss!" In tone of rock lobster
@madarexxx
Жыл бұрын
Wow, Sarah's voice is so unearthly calm and deep, just as deep see she is talking about But I am missing her as a wonderful fun host of older, non so deep videos :)
@joeljohnson7662
Жыл бұрын
She speaks so slowly I'd have assumed she was a lobotomy survivor.
@silent0089
Жыл бұрын
Narrator: A swarm of so-called Tuna Crab Tuna Crab: crab crab crab crab float frighten crab crab
@Nikki0417
Жыл бұрын
So, are those king crabs related to the king crab legs you can eat? If so, they taste a lot like crabs for being a different crustacean.
@AndrewTBP
Жыл бұрын
Yes, king Crab legs are the legs of king crabs, which are false crabs.
@jeweltorkelson
Жыл бұрын
Nice
@thunder_2124
Жыл бұрын
Eventually all evolves into crab
@FreeAllenWrench
Жыл бұрын
But it wasn't a crab... SQUAT LOBSTER!
@indyreno2933
Жыл бұрын
Arthropods (colloquially known as bugs) are divided into two major clades, the first of these is the subphylum Myriochelata (Myriochelates), which is split into two lineages, which are the superclasses Myriapoda (Myriapods) with the classes Pauropoda (Pauropods), Symphyla (Symphylans), Diplopoda (Millipedes), and Chilopoda (Centepedes) and Chelicerata (Chelicerates) with the classes Pycnogonida (Sea Spiders), Merostomata (Horseshoe Crabs and Fossil Relatives), and Arachnida (Arachnids), the second clade is the subphylum Pancrustacea (Pancrustaceans), which is also composed of two lineages, which are the superclasses Crustacea (Crustaceans) with the classes Ostracoda (Ostracods), Maxillopoda (Maxillopods), Thecostraca (Thecostracans), Hexanauplia (Hexanauplians), Malacostraca (Malacostracans), Cephalocarida (Cephalocaridans), Branchiopoda (Branchiopods), and Remipedia (Remipeds) and Hexapoda (Hexapods) with the classes Entognatha (Non-Insect Hexapods) and Insecta (Insects).
@SephieRothe
Жыл бұрын
Hexapoda forms a clade nested within Crustacea as a sister clade to Remipedia.
@indyreno2933
Жыл бұрын
Actually, hexapods and crustaceans are separate superclasses within the subphylum Pancrustacea, so crustaceans are a monophyletic group.
@SephieRothe
Жыл бұрын
@@indyreno2933 while in separate superclasses, Crustacean is a a paraphyletic group with remepedia being more closely related to hexapods than they are to any other crustacean except Cephalocardia, based on molecular and genetic studies since 2012.
@SephieRothe
Жыл бұрын
It used to be thought that Crustacea was monophyletic, but the first evidence against that occurred a decade ago and further studies have backed that up.
@indyreno2933
Жыл бұрын
There are only seventeen extant classes of arthropods within four superclasses and two subphyla, the four superclasses of arthropods are Myriapoda (Myriapods (contains 4 classes: Pauropoda (Pauropods), Symphyla (Symphylans), Diplopoda (Millipedes), and Chilopoda (Centipedes)), Chelicerata (Chelicerates (contains 3 classes: Pycnogonida (Sea Spiders), Merostomata (Horseshoe Crabs and Fossil Relatives), and Arachnida (Arachnids)), Crustacea (Crustaceans (contains 8 classes: Ostracoda (Ostracods), Maxillopoda (Maxillopods), Thecostraca (Thecostracans), Hexanauplia (Hexanauplians), Malacostraca (Malacostracans), Cephalocarida (Cephalocaridans), Branchiopoda (Branchiopods), and Remipedia (Remipeds)), and Hexapoda (Hexapods (contains 2 classes: Entognatha (Non-Insect Hexapods) and Insecta (Insects)), the two subphyla of arthropods are Myriochelata (Myriochelates (contains 2 superclasses: Myriapoda (Myriapods) and Chelicerata (Chelicerates)) and Pancrustacea (Pancrustaceans (contains 2 superclasses: Crustacea (Crustaceans) and Hexapoda (Hexapods)).
@NewMessage
Жыл бұрын
Looks pretty crabby to me... In fact, they look downright disgruntled!
@Honey_Daddy
Жыл бұрын
So, you mean to tell me that King Crab isn't crab? This is like when I learned that King Cobra aren't really cobras. Is the Kingfisher really a fisher? Is the King of England really of England? When we Yaaas king, is that really a yaaaas? 😱
@Asmokedetector
Жыл бұрын
4:19 Did she just diss the entire science community?
@ariannabuehler3813
Жыл бұрын
Crabulous
@josephdoan1355
Жыл бұрын
My new sleep therapist
@pollywogapocalypse7432
Жыл бұрын
The bedroom tone made this feel like a asmr for crabs. We’re you not trying to wake a baby or something. If someone told you that a sexy voice would be best I think they were pranking you
@lschinke
5 күн бұрын
I need this video but longer for when i’m going to sleep
@na.fe.zr7124
Жыл бұрын
That’s why one of our proverb states “Bagai ketam mengajar anaknya jalan mengiring” so this statement truly show they can destinguish between true and false crab
@crossjames9577
Жыл бұрын
Relax... You're getting sleepy... And now at the end of the sound of the bell, you'll wake up and notice the extra legs... You're now a crab...
@llsilvertail561
Жыл бұрын
Carcinization Event Number [unknown]
@1c9r9i8
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the crab body plan, plan for the crab, the crab body, the crab's plan
@crusaderjuniorrevived6404
Жыл бұрын
AMAZED AND BEWILDEERED. Ordinary Time.
@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head
Жыл бұрын
The way you said "count their legs," combined with the otherworldly music you use for background sound, makes me think of Welcome to Night Vale in the best of ways.
@swirle13
Жыл бұрын
I noticed there's a lot of "sibilant s" sounds in this video. Maybe you can try using a de-esser in your post production or sitting farther away from the mic when recording (I know, the closet and close mics make amazing podcast recordings) or speak at the microphone off-axis so the S sounds aren't picked up so directly. Sorry to mention this, but it was distracting for an otherwise Hypnotic (to fall asleep to) video ❤️
@lonetrader1
Жыл бұрын
I swear to god if you say spider I'm NEVER watching another video of yours
@Imadurazno
Жыл бұрын
1. So it’s a crab? 2. Always has never been
@NerifTheOracle
Жыл бұрын
These scientists funky as hell. Why put 'crabs' in their name if they ain't crabs ong
@lukeedwards6027
Жыл бұрын
B-52’s accent: “SQUAT LOBSTER!”
@thomasiiilacs1355
Жыл бұрын
He's a False King crab. We must find the True heir to the Crabby Throne
@samwill7259
Жыл бұрын
We have two choices Either return to monke Or become crab
@sirgalahad1376
Жыл бұрын
Embrace butter sauce become lunch.
@RainbowMama143
Жыл бұрын
Wait, why doesn’t that hidden pair of legs count as the fourth set? Butterflies do something similar. Their third pair is tucked away up front, giving them the appearance of having 4 legs, but they are still insects.
@stax6092
Жыл бұрын
Awesome. So many things want to be crabs.
@foyo5497
Жыл бұрын
Tuna crabs remind me of spiders just chillin in their webs. King crabs I have been eating on occasion my whole life, and now they are false crabs? Makes sense I guess when looking at insects and arachnids.
@Phoenixspin
Жыл бұрын
THIS IS NOT A CRAB - tell that to my pot of boiling water.
@09Dragonite
6 ай бұрын
So, shrimps is bugs But also, crabs is bugs And, false crabs is bugs I'm pretty certain that crustaceans, at this point, are literally just aquatic bugs. They're not insects, but the arachnids that many of them are related to are also colloquially considered "bugs". So I feel like it is safe to say that these little (and some not-so-little) guys are also just bugs.
@austinslaughter319
Жыл бұрын
I don't care if they're crabs or lobster, or not, I care about how they pair with butter.
@Turdfergusen382
Жыл бұрын
I suspect if we find Complex alien life it will be crab shaped
@Paperstations
Жыл бұрын
so you telling me the expensive king crab i bought was just imitation crabs...i feel scammed
@joeypickering5273
6 ай бұрын
they’re still crustaceans
@zip.22lr65
Жыл бұрын
thats exactly what a crab would say
@jpjones5880
Жыл бұрын
Annnnnnnd how many Valium did we take before narrating this video?!?!? Doubled the speed just to understand her talking
@definitelynotjasonmomoa
Жыл бұрын
"You mean to tell me it's all crabs, all the way down??" "It always has been"
@NathyIsabella
Жыл бұрын
yep, it's not only spiders that make me uncomfortable... just any animal with a lot of long thing legs
@llamaboss1434
Жыл бұрын
Species should be categorized into branches based upon how we eat them. If you bring me one of those things and I can clean it, boil it, and enjoy its legs with butter, then it IS in fact a crab. It's meaningful functional relationship to me, and essentially; my stomach makes it a crustacean, and specifically a crab. The is less convoluted than phyle's / clades / orders / species ect.
@agentofchaos1820
Жыл бұрын
When Galadriel narrates the evolution of sea creatures…
@MaliciousGrim05
Жыл бұрын
That feeling when you have to set the playback speed to 1.5x so that the narrator is speaking at proper pace
@howardgstrecke
Жыл бұрын
So doctor.... you say I don't have crabs?? Phew 🤣🤣🤣
@geoffreymartin6363
Жыл бұрын
Should've called the episode "Ceci n'est pas une crab"
@mariashaffer-gordon3561
Жыл бұрын
Narrated by Magritte, perhaps?
@geoffreymartin6363
Жыл бұрын
@@mariashaffer-gordon3561 either that or Hank with a French accent, moustache and hat, and a stupid long cigarette holder with a crab leg hanging out instead of the cigarette
@Emelineeeeeee
Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for evolution to turn me into a crab. Then I’ll walk sideways so I can’t see the haters
@local1925
Жыл бұрын
Living here a long time🎶🎶 You cant evict me.🎶🎶 Almost a crab. 🎶🎶 Living for free.🎶🎶 Squat lobster🎶 🦞 SQUAT LOBSTER 🎶🎶 🦞
@ksiaa814
Жыл бұрын
Everything keeps evolving into crabs. Apparently it's the best buddy plan. forget going back to Monkey, evolve into crab.
@mattb8754
Жыл бұрын
It is now. We can't be picky since the real ones apparently disappeared. Bag em and tag em fellas. Get the crab boil going
@Caleb-fv5fp
9 ай бұрын
I wonder if it’s possible for an animal to evolve into a true crab and meet all the requirements to be a true crab
@troyclayton
Жыл бұрын
Very cool. As a plant guy, I envision a video titled "This Is Not A Cedar". Putting that aside, common names are just as legitimate as binomials. Common names are just a lot less informative (or not at all) to the relationship of organisms to one another. /overused Shakespeare lines about names
@morganburt2565
Жыл бұрын
man i love the intro with the bells
@KiddSteely
Жыл бұрын
why does this video sound like asmr
@certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224
Жыл бұрын
This video is great if you want to fall asleep but if you're actually trying to learn, this is an intolerable mess.
@SquirrelGrrl
Жыл бұрын
It wasn’t a carb…it was a SQUAT LOOOOBSTER!
@Matt-hw9tg
Жыл бұрын
That vampire squid looks like Misdreavus
@dwightg.halpert7219
Жыл бұрын
Her voice sounds like she’s telling me a good bedtime story 😅
@StonedtotheBones13
Жыл бұрын
The intro music playing right after the zoom on the "crab" really set the nope tone for the episode. One thing I'm interested in tho... We keep asking why things turn into crabs. And that's good to keep asking. But why were things more shrimp or lobster-like before?
@DutchBane
Жыл бұрын
So this is inside crab fingers😂
@descartes2404
Жыл бұрын
Lol king crab living up the saying of the pretender to the throne
@flamingmonkeyxii
2 ай бұрын
I like these videos and I appreciate that the pace of the ocean is a bit subdued, but I have to watch these at 1.25 speed or they make me sleepy...
@SupPartyPeople
Жыл бұрын
They've always looked more spider-like and even walk differently from crabs; a false king!
@CoolGobyFish
Жыл бұрын
no, there are plenty more false crabs than this video showed. some are walk just like normal crabs. she also forgot to mention, false crabs have antenae behind their eyes (true crabs have them between the eyes).
@Swordfeather
Жыл бұрын
these deep ocean sleepy time nature videos need to be a permanant feature because they're so relaxing to sleep to
@kaitlynoddie9649
Жыл бұрын
they’re not crabs but they sure are tasty
@LostInTheFarmersMarket
Жыл бұрын
@2:31 Am I the only one who automatically yelled out 'Squat Lobster!" ala B-52's style?
@danieldipalma704
Жыл бұрын
This means that they can be sold as real imitation crab!
@brucelee5576
Жыл бұрын
My taste buds tells me they are in fact true crabs.
@schrodingersgat4344
Жыл бұрын
It wasn't a rock It was a SQUAAAAAAAT LOBSTER!
@thehouseofstark
Жыл бұрын
The ultra slow narration bits are killing me
@michaeld2622
Жыл бұрын
Despite named Vampire Squid, they eat marine falls, or sh*t
@AccidentalNinja
Жыл бұрын
Was there a crab before "True crabs"?
@AndrewTBP
Жыл бұрын
No, but there were decapod crustaceans back as far as _Palaeopalaemon newberryi_ in the Devonian.
@zcemn01
Жыл бұрын
What's more important is that are they edible and delicious
@BigScreamingBaby
Жыл бұрын
The King Crabs time on the throne is limited one day the true Crabs will find out about this pretenders true lineage
@panicpills1777
Жыл бұрын
Should make a an hour long documentary like this
@RenatoYamamoto481
Жыл бұрын
"a vampire squid is not a squid" she didnt say i wasent a vampire so i guess it is
@WAMTAT
Жыл бұрын
All crabs are beautiful
@mentalasylumescapee6389
Жыл бұрын
Video: "This Is Not A Crab" Me: "Ok what should I call them then?" Video: "Like everybody else does, Crabs" Me: -.-
@CoolGobyFish
Жыл бұрын
well, actually, they are called Anomurans)))
@mentalasylumescapee6389
Жыл бұрын
@@CoolGobyFish well, actually, they are Anomurans BUT THEY ARE CALLED CRABS, YOU GET IT YET?
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