“It really ain’t that bad” his last words before the pipe bomb in his food exploded, killing him instantly
@jarate8076
2 жыл бұрын
who the fuck put nitrogen fertilizer in my mashed potatoes?!
@l8ralt3sh22
2 жыл бұрын
mane... someone put Demon Core inside my pasta
@minithegameguy4674
2 жыл бұрын
he was spared
@axjagfilms
2 жыл бұрын
No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment. The planet Mars, I scarcely need remind the reader, revolves about the sun at a mean distance of 140,000,000 miles, and the light and heat it receives from the sun is barely half of that received by this world. It must be, if the nebular hypothesis has any truth, older than our world; and long before this earth ceased to be molten, life upon its surface must have begun its course. The fact that it is scarcely one seventh of the volume of the earth must have accelerated its cooling to the temperature at which life could begin. It has air and water and all that is necessary for the support of animated existence. Yet so vain is man, and so blinded by his vanity, that no writer, up to the very end of the nineteenth century, expressed any idea that intelligent life might have developed there far, or indeed at all, beyond its earthly level. Nor was it generally understood that since Mars is older than our earth, with scarcely a quarter of the superficial area and remoter from the sun, it necessarily follows that it is not only more distant from time’s beginning but nearer its end. The secular cooling that must someday overtake our planet has already gone far indeed with our neighbour. Its physical condition is still largely a mystery, but we know now that even in its equatorial region the midday temperature barely approaches that of our coldest winter. Its air is much more attenuated than ours, its oceans have shrunk until they cover but a third of its surface, and as its slow seasons change huge snowcaps gather and melt about either pole and periodically inundate its temperate zones. That last stage of exhaustion, which to us is still incredibly remote, has become a present-day problem for the inhabitants of Mars. The immediate pressure of necessity has brightened their intellects, enlarged their powers, and hardened their hearts. And looking across space with instruments, and intelligences such as we have scarcely dreamed of, they see, at its nearest distance only 35,000,000 of miles sunward of them, a morning star of hope, our own warmer planet, green with vegetation and grey with water, with a cloudy atmosphere eloquent of fertility, with glimpses through its drifting cloud wisps of broad stretches of populous country and narrow, navy-crowded seas. And we men, the creatures who inhabit this earth, must be to them at least as alien and lowly as are the monkeys and lemurs to us. The intellectual side of man already admits that life is an incessant struggle for existence, and it would seem that this too is the belief of the minds upon Mars. Their world is far gone in its cooling and this world is still crowded with life, but crowded only with what they regard as inferior animals. To carry warfare sunward is, indeed, their only escape from the destruction that, generation after generation, creeps upon them. And before we judge of them too harshly we must remember what ruthless and utter destruction our own species has wrought, not only upon animals, such as the vanished bison and the dodo, but upon its inferior races. The Tasmanians, in spite of their human likeness, were entirely swept out of existence in a war of extermination waged by European immigrants, in the space of fifty years. Are we such apostles of mercy as to complain if the Martians warred in the same spirit? The Martians seem to have calculated their descent with amazing subtlety-their mathematical learning is evidently far in excess of ours-and to have carried out their preparations with a well-nigh perfect unanimity. Had our instruments permitted it, we might have seen the gathering trouble far back in the nineteenth century. Men like Schiaparelli watched the red planet-it is odd, by-the-bye, that for countless centuries Mars has been the star of war-but failed to interpret the fluctuating appearances of the markings they mapped so well. All that time the Martians must have been getting ready. During the opposition of 1894 a great light was seen on the illuminated part of the disk, first at the Lick Observatory, then by Perrotin of Nice, and then by other observers. English readers heard of it first in the issue of Nature dated August 2. I am inclined to think that this blaze may have been the casting of the huge gun, in the vast pit sunk into their planet, from which their shots were fired at us. Peculiar markings, as yet unexplained, were seen near the site of that outbreak during the next two oppositions. The storm burst upon us six years ago now. As Mars approached opposition, Lavelle of Java set the wires of the astronomical exchange palpitating with the amazing intelligence of a huge outbreak of incandescent gas upon the planet. It had occurred towards midnight of the twelfth; and the spectroscope, to which he had at once resorted, indicated a mass of flaming gas, chiefly hydrogen, moving with an enormous velocity towards this earth. This jet of fire had become invisible about a quarter past twelve. He compared it to a colossal puff of flame suddenly and violently squirted out of the planet, “as flaming gases rushed out of a gun.” A singularly appropriate phrase it proved. Yet the next day there was nothing of this in the papers except a little note in the Daily Telegraph, and the world went in ignorance of one of the gravest dangers that ever threatened the human race. I might not have heard of the eruption at all had I not met Ogilvy, the well-known astronomer, at Ottershaw. He was immensely excited at the news, and in the excess of his feelings invited me up to take a turn with him that night in a scrutiny of the red planet. In spite of all that has happened since, I still remember that vigil very distinctly: the black and silent observatory, the shadowed lantern throwing a feeble glow upon the floor in the corner, the steady ticking of the clockwork of the telescope, the little slit in the roof-an oblong profundity with the stardust streaked across it. Ogilvy moved about, invisible but audible. Looking through the telescope, one saw a circle of deep blue and the little round planet swimming in the field. It seemed such a little thing, so bright and small and still, faintly marked with transverse stripes, and slightly flattened from the perfect round. But so little it was, so silvery warm-a pin’s head of light! It was as if it quivered, but really this was the telescope vibrating with the activity of the clockwork that kept the planet in view. As I watched, the planet seemed to grow larger and smaller and to advance and recede, but that was simply that my eye was tired. Forty millions of miles it was from us-more than forty millions of miles of void. Few people realise the immensity of vacancy in which the dust of the material universe swims. Near it in the field, I remember, were three faint points of light, three telescopic stars infinitely remote, and all around it was the unfathomable darkness of empty space. You know how that blackness looks on a frosty starlight night. In a telescope it seems far profounder. And invisible to me because it was so remote and small, flying swiftly and steadily towards me across that incredible distance, drawing nearer every minute by so many thousands of miles, came the Thing they were sending us, the Thing that was to bring so much struggle and calamity and death to the earth. I never dreamed of it then as I watched; no one on earth dreamed of that unerring missile. That night, too, there was another jetting out of gas from the distant planet. I saw it. A reddish flash at the edge, the slightest projection of the outline just as the chronometer struck midnight; and at that I told Ogilvy and he took my place. The night was warm and I was thirsty, and I went stretching my legs clumsily and feeling my way in the darkness, to the little table where the siphon stood, while Ogilvy exclaimed at the streamer of gas that came out towards us.
@PossiblyTheRealSirSqualo
2 жыл бұрын
DAISAN NO BAKUDAN
@mutedunknown2734
2 жыл бұрын
depends where you living, you live in the city you will most likely have the most garbage food, but out in the country side we get like whole gourmet meals for less then 5 dollars
@klinxium8627
2 жыл бұрын
our school lunch is free lol
@justaskelly
2 жыл бұрын
You got to pay for school food?
@cpapumisterioso7260
2 жыл бұрын
Wait you guys have school food?
@black_voidyt6094
2 жыл бұрын
@@cpapumisterioso7260 LMAO that meme was such great timing
@lntrusiveThoughts
2 жыл бұрын
my lunch looks eh but it fills me up I only eat hotdogs or burger
@memstarz7945
2 жыл бұрын
school food feels like the kind of food a starving person would refuse to eat and would prefer eating dry dirt
@tag5848
Жыл бұрын
what about wet dirt
@memstarz7945
Жыл бұрын
@@tag5848 no...?
@SethbotStar
Жыл бұрын
Ehh, personally i think it makes it too soggy, we need unsoggened mud
@Lookvrz
17 күн бұрын
Picky ahh
@doig_brainrot
2 жыл бұрын
I can agree that some school food is ok. But my school... We be getting "pulled pork sandwiches." It's freaking beef inside of white bread not even a bun like tf bro 🤢
@GramApple
2 жыл бұрын
sure ur not a prison bro?
@doig_brainrot
2 жыл бұрын
@@GramApple sometimes... I wish I was. That's how bad it is.
@Alfredo79059
2 жыл бұрын
My school food is basically a burger with fake taco meat in it and it's cold with nothing else in it
@cc.tomfoolery
2 жыл бұрын
As a person who has seen school food this is accurate
@GuideTerrarian
2 жыл бұрын
As a person who had seen school food I had never seen this before
@robot0_1-
2 жыл бұрын
This is the worst comment ı’ve seen this month
@bear_animates
2 жыл бұрын
If gram uploaded stuff instantly, would he be called instagram?
@GramApple
2 жыл бұрын
ig
@carltheunfunnyyoutubebee3894
2 жыл бұрын
ig for instagram
@cooldude8179
2 жыл бұрын
@@carltheunfunnyyoutubebee3894 ig for i guess
@pacifistminigun3987
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@VictoriaBarrios96
2 жыл бұрын
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@naywingalaxyanimatord2106
2 жыл бұрын
The chicken Patty's are actually kinda good in school food
@ZeepAtomic
2 жыл бұрын
I can agree.
@pixigirldust
2 жыл бұрын
frfr
@hiok4748
2 жыл бұрын
facts
@ColinJoesseppiVEVO
2 жыл бұрын
Here’s a tip: If you get the Chicken Sandwich, Make sure to put Mayo in it
@lntrusiveThoughts
2 жыл бұрын
@@ColinJoesseppiVEVO mine always include mayo and also spicy ketchup
@TaskMaster369
2 жыл бұрын
If you know what'chu do- *Violin kills everything*
@AsaraBuck
2 жыл бұрын
Ok but who the actual hell *BEHEADED* a goddamn chicken and fried that shit like nothing was wrong and served it?!
@anobviouslycoolperson3944
2 жыл бұрын
about... 3, 4ish days ago now? my friend ate school lunch. its... average, most of the time. he got a chicken sandwhich, probably one of the only good options.... WHEN ITS ACTUALLY COOKED FULLY. the result? he left school right after lunch and has been sick at home since. we have finals next week. i pray for him. also, do note its the like precooked fried chicken patties. but oh my god i can say it myself, theyre undercooked so often its honestly baffling.
@spingleboygle
2 жыл бұрын
“hey boss, how should we serve the chicken for our students?” *”decapitate a chicken and dip it’s entire god damn head in the deepfryer.”* “understandable. have a nice day.”
@SammySamSams
2 жыл бұрын
Wasnt even the head it was the whole chicken
@smal5504
2 жыл бұрын
is this gonna become the new "guys look a birdie"
@metgaming9545
2 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, it would’ve taken more effort to grill a head than an actual wing, so they intentionally gave out a chicken head just because.
@ant51006
2 жыл бұрын
huh, so that's where the chicken's head went
@doctornotprofessor
2 жыл бұрын
real talk, food in my school sometimes ain't bad actually although today there were complaints of too much salt in the chips so emphasis on sometimes
@lntrusiveThoughts
2 жыл бұрын
Bro u got chips in yo school? nah ain't no fair I want one
@am_i_real_or_not
2 жыл бұрын
@@lntrusiveThoughts my school once had doritos during lunch
@burger322
2 жыл бұрын
We have Macinroni with Chile and ground beef
@burger322
2 жыл бұрын
Worst part is it wasn't cooked all the way;/
@doctortuxito7532
2 жыл бұрын
My school serves Pizza Hut every day along with what they're cooking for that day
@cosmic2342
2 жыл бұрын
"School food nasty as Hell" i agree
@hensleydodson5733
Жыл бұрын
"That's why I'm an orphan" -Cherry Jr.
@confusionjuice9663
2 жыл бұрын
ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS *Last words before death*
@rayyaninspookymonth1630
2 жыл бұрын
All out food keeps having ducks
@b-o-n-j-o-u-r
2 жыл бұрын
Man really had a chicken head for lunch
@cheesysealAnon
2 жыл бұрын
some school lunches can be a hit or a miss you cold get weird looking hot dogs, small square pizza, or pull pork rice bowls that are good.
@TechnoBloxYT
2 жыл бұрын
Man gave up on his job he just slapped da chicken's neck in half and called it a day
@littleghast32
2 жыл бұрын
School lunch food is even worse when you are very picky about what you eat
@pixigirldust
2 жыл бұрын
at this point i’m wondering how tf people who actually eat school food haven’t gotten food poisoning
@jaydonbreadburn
2 жыл бұрын
throwing the food in the trash
@spingleboygle
2 жыл бұрын
they do get food poisoning, they just never live to tell the tale.
@Angrybob634
2 жыл бұрын
"It really ain't that bad" rubber colored like chesse
@MasterSinister3
2 жыл бұрын
The food we have at my school ain’t bad we have chicken, pork, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, fries, cheese fries, and usual Filipino dishes
@azazel2551
2 жыл бұрын
oh. my. god. THE LEFT THE BEAK IN. NOT TO MENTION THAT SAUCE AND LANKY FRIES.
@Pm-606-42O
2 жыл бұрын
"School food isn't that bad!" *last words before disaster*
@somedude5518
2 жыл бұрын
YOSHI KAGE KIRA INTENSIFIES
@Aya_32125
2 жыл бұрын
as a Brit, all the school food i've seen was literally godtier **chomps into caramel donut**
@n0tzyx
2 жыл бұрын
The only school food I’d actually eat is the pizza, everything else actually looks and tastes horrible
@Nemiitix
2 жыл бұрын
I hate the big daddy pizza but at one of my schools we would have actually good domino's pizza every wednesday.
@Leviathancide
2 жыл бұрын
He proceeded to say if you know what you doing with it
@drifted_1407
2 жыл бұрын
sometimes school food can be good but that happens once every quadrillion years
@nebuladx5760
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, Today my school had pizza for lunch, but it got replaced with a pizza quesadilla.
@alexk9642
2 жыл бұрын
i would've probably barfed if i saw that on my tray
@mrrfyW
2 жыл бұрын
I love this audio so much
@elitobin
2 жыл бұрын
"And a top bun? This shitvlook nasty!"
@jigglypop
2 жыл бұрын
chicken head is, surprisingly, good.
@Kirbo710
2 жыл бұрын
Now that's what we call "appetizing"
@abcdeq211
2 жыл бұрын
School food do be hitting different 💀
@shnitzeedumple
2 жыл бұрын
Im glad to live in a school where im served yummy orange chicken, not a chicken head.
@arock3222
2 жыл бұрын
Cute sandwhich violence
@yes_formarshmellows
2 жыл бұрын
The "extra work at the back of the school work:
@MeisterBeyondTubler
2 жыл бұрын
Kira's theme and *that* image go so well together
@Alecade8
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the food was gonna blow up ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP-
@benaiahpapalii6152
2 жыл бұрын
ALL OF OUR FOOD KEEPS ON BLOWIN UP
@TheAbyssPerson777
2 жыл бұрын
It ain’t that bad that one dude showing his chicken head for lunch
@sniper94966
2 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard good job on the comedy because you do have alot
@exphalthamos
2 жыл бұрын
Arbys, We got the meats.
@Cooldudecrafter
2 жыл бұрын
that actually made me laugh. something i havent done in a long time...
@hi-hs3zh
2 жыл бұрын
dude litterly lost his appetite in 3 seconds
@ch3z5t1x8
2 жыл бұрын
Oh cool, that’s one of the best school food in my old school
@Ecoryzer
2 жыл бұрын
Excuse me,is that a chicken head? With FRIES?!?!
@Epic_ProductionsYT
2 жыл бұрын
“ITS REALLY NOT THAT BA- *sees deep fried chicken head* i am regretting life choices.
@awesomegamerkels577
2 жыл бұрын
Bro was like WAT THE FRIK IS THAT
@Styxiaem
2 жыл бұрын
as a person that eats school food on the daily (and has gotten a bone in my chicken tenders twice) i must say this meme is certified “damn daniel” content
@THEanotheryoutuber
2 жыл бұрын
THE *CHICKEN*-
@catzillapurrfect4526
2 жыл бұрын
what type of foods you guys gettin- I'm over here getting seasoned fries, amazing chicken and school mac-n-cheese.
@katty_6673
2 жыл бұрын
"it's really not that bad if you know what you do-" last word before he went real quiet when he saw that food.
@thefunkyplayer5711
2 жыл бұрын
Dude the head of the chicken is still nearly there
@SammySamSams
2 жыл бұрын
Im not only scared by the fact its a chicken head, im scared by the fact its a baby chicken
@user-justcrocs
Жыл бұрын
bro got that lightskin stare at the end
@NikkiDoStuff
2 жыл бұрын
Thank god in my school the food is pretty good
@tastydoomtime8890
2 жыл бұрын
It was good in elementary they had these really good sloppy joes that pretty much everyone in school loved
@AbandonedClaim
2 жыл бұрын
the guys in voice is probably lucky cause he got LUCKY YUMMY FOOD in his school
@malcolmlittle6870
2 жыл бұрын
my school food be like: raw chiken head with chicken neck and raw burger
@KKFrit
2 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart's voice be cool in vids like this
@abiD0374
2 жыл бұрын
whole duck in there
@SketchFromFlipaClip
2 жыл бұрын
My school who serves smoothies for breakfest
@tonybaloni78
2 жыл бұрын
10kmartin’s school lunch looks good though “Martin is the voice in the video”
@toastedprocastinator
2 жыл бұрын
dam 2 memes in one vid, the thumbnail and the vid
@JerryDUMB
2 жыл бұрын
Ah hell no schsull cooked the chimkem head whole 😭💀
@augustoof13
2 жыл бұрын
I like school food because I have no standards. The spicy chicken patties are actually really good though
@yuepoo20
2 жыл бұрын
Shit was so cold it cooked itself and turned into a chicken head
@Kugelbilztar
2 жыл бұрын
to be honest this is kinda true
@Asillyrobo
2 жыл бұрын
Bro one day they served us empty chicken nuggets 💀 they also give us soggy apple slices, expired milk/orange juice, and easily breakable, flimsy, soggy cookies. Man my schools food get cheaper every year I swear- 😭
@beratsamsung0427
2 жыл бұрын
they found bird head
@crmobjack3242
2 жыл бұрын
SOME school food is trash. The pizza bagels be hitting DIFFERENT. Cant say the same for the pizza blocks tho, as i call them.
@Curiousqq
2 жыл бұрын
UGGHHHHHHH WHATS THAT ON DA SIIIDEE??! 💀💀💀💀
@cyberhexreal
2 жыл бұрын
ok but like asides from the chicken head that is like a 5 star meal right there compared to my school lol
@brianjennings5591
2 жыл бұрын
His famous last pic
@randomguywholikesstuff6536
2 жыл бұрын
I usually ate the pbj sandwiches before they were removed
@PolychromaticZero
2 жыл бұрын
this clearly is a 🇺🇸🏫 moment
@trashcan8814
2 жыл бұрын
We would like to take a moment to say- *explosion* That all of our food keeps blowing up *explosion*
@spingleboygle
Жыл бұрын
“chicken” **when you open your mailbox and a pipebomb with a lit fuse falls out**
@jacsav
2 жыл бұрын
That's a full chicken head
@jayanimates7762
2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that thought that was a turd when I first looked at it😭
@zino_
2 жыл бұрын
Average Vietnamese Dinner
@kamikazexj4425
2 жыл бұрын
bro my school food is great, especially the pizza
@all-j-vibes
2 жыл бұрын
A…literal….chicken head…
@hhttpsfelicityy
2 жыл бұрын
yeah there’s a whole bird head there but wtf is that red stuff on the side?
@GramApple
2 жыл бұрын
its better not to ask
@cheapanimations6716
2 жыл бұрын
Salsa?…..
@beepbeepbeeper
2 жыл бұрын
One time I got raw hamburger meat,is school food going to get sued? Idk.
@waffleboi7487
2 жыл бұрын
Even for school food standards that looks like utter crap
@Hector_ytt
2 жыл бұрын
And that's why I uhhhh I uhh I.... Frogor 💀
@Pipe69420
2 жыл бұрын
Well the food they serve at my school is pretty good lol.
@lucasdaweb95
2 жыл бұрын
ny school acctually has decent food! so decent they charge us for it
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