Cuz nothing screams a blazing, firery massacre of innocent people than your good ol' stock fireplace recording.
@baconwizard
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he used stock sounds *and they were still clipping* killed me
@cumbrap
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure if you're waiting 9 minutes for the fireman to stop stalling for the camera you're dead, you have suffocated from the smoke 5 minutes ago and your body is cooked medium well.
@jekkijekster
2 жыл бұрын
“Yeah sorry about your third degree burns but look how many views we’re getting!”
@realpoopoo
2 жыл бұрын
roasted or broiled?
@poyut
2 жыл бұрын
a small price to pay for the grind 💯💯💯
@Liqoh
2 жыл бұрын
unless you’re this guy right here 🤣 kzitem.info/news/bejne/x2uarYeVkJWqlnY
@ClubstepGDlevel
2 жыл бұрын
And he said: "Bon Appetit, where we give you something good to eat."
I’m so glad you said something!! I can’t stand these channels and they actually violate their terms. I don’t know why they allow them.
@flavortown4141
2 жыл бұрын
Do they actually violate terms? Id be curious
@TheNitroG1
2 жыл бұрын
@@flavortown4141 I report them as spam/misleading content. they totally do violate because they claim to be genuine and are clearly staged. Especially since they are often posted in for sale groups.
@jimsidewinder8622
2 жыл бұрын
money money money money money money money money.
@Nitro_0x1de
2 жыл бұрын
@@jimsidewinder8622 🐡
@zeekynote3136
2 жыл бұрын
If they're getting millions of views Facebook would rather have the traffic and waste your time.
@YelloWool
2 жыл бұрын
It’s honestly impressive how much Charlie can say without messing up any words.
@xxscribbledragonxx9744
2 жыл бұрын
no
@Emiichoco
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar shut up
@canmart6102
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar no
@unofficialp
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitarstay with ur Walmart mic
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar 🤐 your mouth
@waccness449
2 жыл бұрын
Grandparents on facebook are very similar to children on youtube, they are easy to fall into scams and they can watch long and boring content because they have nothing else to do. This guy is ahead of the game, working on an entirely new audience on facebook
@finalfight505
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/x6Ws4IiMnKdqmZw
@ezfaze4935
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of bots under this one comment…
@JODRecaps
2 жыл бұрын
hi Wacc, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@notmarco2177
2 жыл бұрын
Lol wtf are these replies
@alexd4566
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. It’s sad because they deserve better. When I did a summer job at a retirement home, I made sure to put in some effort to entertain the residents and they loved it. It made me fulfilled as well. It’s unfortunate that these content creators on FB don’t have the same feeling
@ThreeMusketeersGaming69
2 жыл бұрын
I disagree, the content is ahead of it's time. If you actually watch the full videos you will notice multiple nuances in the build up leading to the crescendo events. ᵀʰᵉʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐʸ ˢᵒⁿ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ
@Corehcoreee
2 жыл бұрын
lmaooooo
@MakerBayfield
2 жыл бұрын
I was actually able to escape their basement when they had me held hostage, sorry I couldn’t save your son
@ThreeMusketeersGaming69
2 жыл бұрын
@@MakerBayfield You are a good man
@aguaaqua6343
Жыл бұрын
@@MakerBayfield you poor soul 😢
@johnpaul4641
Жыл бұрын
Criminally underrated comment
@numberonesnarkfan
Жыл бұрын
that second video literally reminds me of when The Sims 4 lags and your sim just stands there for like 3 sim hours before doing the task you set them
@Forrest_Trump
2 жыл бұрын
What makes it even smarter is that he knows the Facebook audience, and why he uses American flags/themes to deflect some of the heat he would get for blatantly doing shit like that.
@IbanezPlayer
2 жыл бұрын
Copied rule #1 out of the GOP playbook
@The_Actually_Real_Elon_Musk
2 жыл бұрын
Guy content is trash but he do be pretty clever.
@CWINDOWSsystem32
2 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean this is garbage content? This man is a true patriot, you damn communist Millennial!" Or something like that.
@commandantbababoey6065
2 жыл бұрын
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 The Fb Moms will defend this video to the death.
@BlitzoSuck33
2 жыл бұрын
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 no. Liberal. They would call them liberals.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
2 жыл бұрын
It actually means a lot when Charlie decides to compliment you, based on how bad your content is.
@MbitaChizi
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/uax8nayik2uBioI Woah
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Stop Begging for Attention, you are making yourself look desperate
@LiamDoubleU
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar You are unironically really good at what you do, you dont need to advertise to grow.
@kalkinzinsunpraiser1548
2 жыл бұрын
Yo...yo...you...you have changed...
@martindelafuente194
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t recognize you with the new profile pic
@lilurethra725
2 жыл бұрын
I once saw a video on Facebook where a girl was being “arrested” and the policeman spent 9 minutes unwrapping a ball of tinfoil that came out of a girls ass. In the end it was literally just her phone.
@warriorsorb1111
Жыл бұрын
Saw it too. I just skipped to the end to see what it was 😂
@britishpakistaniactor9096
Жыл бұрын
TIN FOIL???
@thebearablerecruit4358
2 жыл бұрын
Props to Charlie for talking about stuff like this and also keeping his video underneath the 10 minute mark to prove he isn’t gonna go that low for a quick buck.
@1mpetus
2 жыл бұрын
@@jinkies789 and this video is...oh...
@Pabloesc571
10 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with quick Buck especially for something that takes effort
@makaylamurray7172
8 ай бұрын
Apparently KZitem changed the time you need a video to be to monetize it to 8 minutes instead of 10 so he still got it
@mister_wide
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you feel like you're in the void of internet content and you're drowning, but Charlie comes down like a Jesus and helps you fight the demons to escape.
@trionically
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan heated up garbage you mean?
@mister_wide
2 жыл бұрын
Demons have already attacked me down here, but we shall never surrender!
@BalthazarBullmann
2 жыл бұрын
I hate children even more now…
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) Quite Original NOT
@grandmasteralf9484
2 жыл бұрын
but the thing is...he is jesus
@Salvador-312
2 жыл бұрын
Him carrying her out with the American flag around her is the icing on the fucking cake bro 😭
@R_lulu
2 жыл бұрын
"You guys don't understand how deep and beautiful it is😭😭"
@antoniomargallo5317
2 жыл бұрын
If you criticize him then you're not a patriot, that's what the flag is for.
@Kieryboo
2 жыл бұрын
@@antoniomargallo5317 The video is a skit, fivehead.
@agentorange9867
2 жыл бұрын
No,a giant naked woman in the sky was the icing on the cake.
@bugjams
2 жыл бұрын
@@antoniomargallo5317 by "patriot" you mean "brainwashed." Why anyone feels proud for simply living in a certain country is beyond me. Even if I lived in a theoretical "perfect" society, with maximum freedoms and minimum crime, I still wouldn't be patriotic, because that would make me blind to any problems that could arise.
@slideshowbob4872
2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry I will get you out!” 4 hours later Dragging out charred corpse “Okay don’t worry only forty feet to the ambulance.”
@lordpumpkinhead265
2 жыл бұрын
"On second thought, I'll get what remains of you out! Don't worry, I'll take five minutes to pat the flames on your shirt, while making sure to avoid any charred skin!"
@user_hellothere
2 жыл бұрын
0:56 holy fucking shit that was a mouthful lmfao
@Your_Local_Nerd
5 ай бұрын
fr
@austindude1333
2 жыл бұрын
I once saw a guy take 18 minutes to throw a brick into a washing machine. He would ask the camera if he should throw the brick for 18 minutes
@pesadafara1639
2 жыл бұрын
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@Gematrinator
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar keep begging then
@lapin7381
2 жыл бұрын
I think you are talking about Justin Flom. I think i saw that video on his facebook
@austindude1333
2 жыл бұрын
@@lapin7381 yeah justin flom! I haven't heard anyone talk about him yet. All of his videos are god awful.
@TheSlipperyNUwUdle
2 жыл бұрын
I saw a similar video where a lady and her husband are making a tsunami cake and they go back and forth talking about how they’re going to lift the vase with the icing for 18 minutes.
@Irondrone4
2 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad that people like Charlie exist so that we can bear witness to this trash without giving these "content creators" views and ad revenue. Thank you, Charlie, for taking the hits for us.
@cybernexus4233
2 жыл бұрын
This is indirect promotion even if its crticism there will always be people who will go to these places and hand em the views
@zebraterabyteztproductions9595
2 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@gorillaking7486
2 жыл бұрын
@@cybernexus4233 bruh yea lol mentioning anything in any fashion is indirect promotion, if you want to look at like that
@Mugsi
2 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely curious as to what Zuckerberg counts as a "view" on one of those videos. I'm very sceptical that 100s of millions of people watched through 16 minutes of nothing. Does watching a few minutes count as a view? A few seconds? Maybe even quickly double-clicking to play and pause the video? Or even simply scrolling past if you didn't disable auto-play?
@Sanctifiers
2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@jayq8354
Жыл бұрын
Charlie is the only guy I know that can get his point across by stringing together random ass words.
@Pabloesc571
10 ай бұрын
Pretty far from random my guy, mans vocabulary is amazing.
@michaelpalacio5
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie, standing still and doing nothing is almost half of what we do in the military. “Hurry up and wait” is a core principle
@danprecious4583
Жыл бұрын
What's the other half
@michaelpalacio5
Жыл бұрын
@@danprecious4583 getting yelled at
@cheeseboogar
2 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed that those actors actually agreed to standing around for 15 minutes straight
@amor7886
2 жыл бұрын
u would do it too for a check
@dingleberry12349
2 жыл бұрын
can you even call them actors at that point?
@alix5566
2 жыл бұрын
Tbf, they could film like 20 seconds and then just edit it lmao Edit: thought you were talking about the first clip 🗿
@tarukichiexe8901
2 жыл бұрын
in exchange for 16 years of 15 minutes and their soul they just sit there with a empty smile
@wangfire912
2 жыл бұрын
@@alix5566 🗿
@Vociferous
2 жыл бұрын
“The laziness is admirable” Facebook content is extremely effortless, you can upload an ant fight and it’ll go viral
@CastleMinecrafterZ
2 жыл бұрын
Ant fights are dope though
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
Ant Fights are more interesting than your average Tik Toker
@nordiknight9042
2 жыл бұрын
Ant fight is pretty good to witness though.
@mattguy1773
2 жыл бұрын
But ants are cool
@justinhubbard552
2 жыл бұрын
@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) you're a bot but that's fucked
@caraperrone4310
2 жыл бұрын
From the thumbnail I thought we were gonna see a new season of Attaway General
@theenchantedgoldenapplekin7979
2 жыл бұрын
"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing."
@kyleryancooperify
2 жыл бұрын
This isn't the worst of it, this is weirdly creative in comparison to the videos of people spending 40 minutes opening an empty box in a thousand layers of wrapping paper.
@usernamehandle
2 жыл бұрын
I don't believe thats real. I can't
@Monkey62403
2 жыл бұрын
I need a link to this shit
@beattodeathwithinfants4373
2 жыл бұрын
I know it probably isn't but that could be some ASMR kinda thing.
@CCuppy29
2 жыл бұрын
That kinda sounds like an old Mr. Beast video except less impressive
"Most people view facebook as uncool.." My mom: no
@FedoKingbruhmoment
2 жыл бұрын
No
@JODRecaps
2 жыл бұрын
hi golden, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@lordofcheez5
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark atheism is a religion. Just because you don’t know your god doesn’t mean your aren’t serving it lol.
@sock7481
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark who?
@VVguy1
2 жыл бұрын
Thats why Charlie said "Most"
@caspianfolkesson4897
2 жыл бұрын
At 5:35 You can see that when the mother sees her children, she instantly reaches for the presents.
@jetjames420
2 жыл бұрын
7:37 I feel like we missed something here
@suhdew406
2 жыл бұрын
This is LITERALLY what you get when there's no dislike button
@itskindofemily
2 жыл бұрын
Angry react angry react angry react
@jamescastle99
2 жыл бұрын
Of course. Because there's never been bad content on youtube. Ever
@manfrom20xx13
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamescastle99 at least the bad content gets mass disliked
@Gortex.
2 жыл бұрын
@@manfrom20xx13 Too bad they took that feature away
@williamvob
2 жыл бұрын
🐄
@henrynutsy
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Charlie can keep a poker face better than a guy actually playing poker.
@henrynutsy
2 жыл бұрын
@RLM [i upload high quality videos] no
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
@Sound City (PRAY FOR ME) Wow How Original
@lerobot6180
2 жыл бұрын
Wow nice fucking bot account infestation going on literally every highly liked comment on KZitem
@azharrizvi8472
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh what am I in, a halo custom game without friends?
@jerm_
2 жыл бұрын
this comment makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
@totallycool4071
2 жыл бұрын
"Uncle has already drank himself into a coma" That got me
@ellidominusser1138
2 жыл бұрын
0:12 Yeah i agree. I speak from experience.
@YouGottaCarryThatWeight
2 жыл бұрын
Padding so hard you’d think he’s doing an egg drop project in school
@sergeant2039
2 жыл бұрын
Attack on Titan Season 4 opening has been leaked: kzitem.info/news/bejne/uaKd13WjpaGBe20
@highwaythruhell7882
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/mJ6Q0YeEpId0eIo THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@pesadafara1639
2 жыл бұрын
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@Dash62g
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, human here. The bots seem to have taken a liking to you.
@finalfight505
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/x6Ws4IiMnKdqmZw
@supermoneyball420
2 жыл бұрын
This man is a fucking hero he’s just wasting people’s time sparing them from doing god knows what else if they’re still using Facebook, and making bank in the process he rocks and I aspire to be like him one day
@shinobix4925
2 жыл бұрын
Some heroes don't wear capes, they just make videos on facebook instead
@lonecyclone8493
2 жыл бұрын
@@shinobix4925 bless those Facebook heroes
@finalfight505
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/x6Ws4IiMnKdqmZw
@arthurfine4284
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, that is genius! The more they are wasting their time watching long videos, the less time they have to get suckered into MLM and extremist groups.
@JODRecaps
2 жыл бұрын
hello 31, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@sgtepic4659
2 жыл бұрын
Love how the fire is supposed to be on the left but the smoke comes out from the right side
@mandoe2048
2 жыл бұрын
I think I have a better chance being saved by the fire than the fireman.
@EricAustinYun
2 жыл бұрын
Jibrizzy is one of the most disappointing content creators I've ever seen. He actually won on Penn & Teller. There was a point where he made actual good content. But now he just abuses it. It's not really his fault per-se since the FB algorithm is so insanely exploitable. But the content he pumps out is strictly for monetization (usually via Facebook and shared on other platforms) and it just kinda sucks to see what was once a genuine content creator become a cringe scripted monetization machine.
@kyahhh5482
2 жыл бұрын
Well tbf when he was exposed to be faking those reactions, he just went on embraced the instagram/fb exploit videos. Sad to see him go down this bad
@F1nicky
2 жыл бұрын
nothing wrong with chasing the bag, the man is on that sigma grindset ✊
@Sanctifiers
2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@minecraft-hw7kh
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/0Z-dl2SXemOSnoI
@Ano0onymouse
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers hes getting 100 million + views PER VIDEO and he doesnt get facebook??????
@_random_guy
2 жыл бұрын
this video is only 8 minutes long but charlie managed to show us, summarize and review all these four 10+ minute long videos while still having a 2 min intro and providing us with more content .... lol
@elijahoconnell
2 жыл бұрын
“im surprised deep vein thrombosis didnt start setting in” **laughs in live model noises**
@MagicianStevey
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think this is laziness. He counted 10 minutes in his mind for more than 5 videos straight without messing up once. Absolutely insane.
@helppurru2981
2 жыл бұрын
My mother sat there watching a video of a military guy rubbing his wife’s pregnant stomach hidden in a box, “pretending” to not know what it is. I was absolutely baffled at how she knew it was padding for time, she knew they were doing it on purpose, and yet still decided to waste her precious time and watch the whole. Damn. Video until I didn’t walk up and scroll all the way to the end for her. I thought the guy was just mentally challenged, but it looks like that wasn’t the only video that did something like that. Facebook truly is a cesspool of click-hungry people who want to either feel needed or get revenue from views and likes. But I guess all of social media is like that.
@ghost_fueled_scarecrow
2 жыл бұрын
Is your pfp a Terraformars Mii
@samalass466
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck the first time I misread stabbing instead of rubbing and read it all with that context.
@Pabloesc571
10 ай бұрын
Social media sites are just sad, i could never understand why people find them enterteining.
@rex-1141
2 жыл бұрын
6:08 well, if there's any profession that would adequately train you to be able to stand still for 16 minutes bored out of your mind, it would probably be the military
@mothmansboyfriend
2 жыл бұрын
I was about to say
@seregarublev8915
2 жыл бұрын
for real lol, the amount of people who pass out at parade rest because they don't wiggle their toes to keep the blood flowing is unreal
@delinkwent7375
2 жыл бұрын
@@seregarublev8915 never heard of wiggling your toes but my recruiters always drilled into us to not lock your knees
@seregarublev8915
2 жыл бұрын
@@delinkwent7375 I remember the knee locking issue too lol, fun times
@jordanmathews6429
2 жыл бұрын
Military ceremonies feel like Facebook content the way they pad them for time. They have you standing at parade rest for hours at retirement ceremonies of someone you’ve never even seen
@Zeverinsen
2 жыл бұрын
When he said "Uncle has already drank himself to sleep", I cackled 💀
@howdyl6456
2 жыл бұрын
When there’s a 10 minute requirement for the presentation
@agustinhernandezrodriguez695
2 жыл бұрын
5:47 "christmas is over at that point" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@withafoxinaboxwearingsocks530
2 жыл бұрын
The way charlie said that self defense studio's name without pauseing for a breath or studering for a second was stimulating I'm ways I can't describe
@spartan1572
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie: You make more if you breach the 10 minute mark Also Charlie: *doesnt make his video 10 minutes long* Gigachad
@saulgoodman7509
2 жыл бұрын
Need some sexy music and squelching/banging sounds when the fire-fighter disappears into that room for 10 minutes.
@KrishnaDS
2 жыл бұрын
The reason why Jibrizy stopped doing magic on youtube is because he got exposed for having hired actors to react to his tricks. He was never considered to be good by any magician because it was very obvious that he was hiring actors to get great reactions if you knew how most of the tricks were done, so it's actually not surprising he has stooped this low to get a few views.
@oraalid0nitsi
2 жыл бұрын
I think his popularity on Facebook is the greatest magic trick he has performed. Or then he has just hired millions of actors to view this amazing content.
@ovrs8t
2 жыл бұрын
5:53 "...uncle already drank himself into a coma" Gold 🤣🤣
@williamvob
2 жыл бұрын
🐄
@ItsWesels
2 жыл бұрын
You're literally my new favorite content creator, your language and everything of the sort is so precise. And I like how unsarcastic your sarcasm is, its flawless
@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq
2 жыл бұрын
You see the same kind of content on Snapchat Stories, since the number of ads shown is directly related to the number of snaps in the story. Two minutes of content, 8 minutes of oohing and aahing and pretending to get ready and etc... etc...
@enigmaoftheechidna6279
2 жыл бұрын
I fell victim to one of these recently, but they were actually doing things the whole video technically. It took an incredibly incompetent team of three HALF AN HOUR to break open an ATM that they "bought", only to find no money in it at all. Which I figured, but there was always that "you never know" factor. I just wish I had read the comments or skipped ahead, which I normally do, instead of wasting my time.
@marioman1242
2 жыл бұрын
Man, I seriously wish I could possibly have half the patience you have. I barely even like watching long-form content from the KZitemrs I actually want to see.
@eska4935
2 жыл бұрын
ive seen that, ive always hated that girl she's so annoying
@billyhopkins5969
2 жыл бұрын
That’s a really common one people do
@Sanctifiers
2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@antoniomargallo5317
2 жыл бұрын
Your FBI guy is really disappointed at you ... searching the internet for videos on how to break open an ATM machine, shame on you.
@flutterbaws9579
2 жыл бұрын
I legit remember having to watch that performance of John Cage in a music appreciation class and had to write a critique of it. Forgot what I said but I think I remember reading that it was actually meant to be something about allowing people to enjoy the "natural" sounds of their environment instead of composed music. So I guess the occasional sound of a dude clearing his throat and John opening and closing the fallboard on the piano a few times was suppose to be the performance. It was definitely one of those things where they try to make the viewer "think" about what art is, but in reality it is literally nothing and just dumb especially when you can just listen to silence for free.
@ajkcool
2 жыл бұрын
Or even better, just listen to music
@stas4017
2 жыл бұрын
There are reputable musicians who find 4'33" an interesting insight into art. You're not supposed to listen to that in a concert performance, obviously, and the sounds there aren't interesting for most people, but the idea is the product of it's time, there weren't that many ways of sharing music at that time. John Cage is an incredible composer if you want to look at his more "normal" pieces. The idea is pretty simple, sometimes you like listening to leaves rustle on trees when you're walking home and not turn headphones on. If you look into visual art, nature can often provide much more admirable vista than a human can ever make
@stas4017
2 жыл бұрын
You're not really supposed to listen to that piece, at least certainly not more than once. It was just an interesting way to express that idea, at that period of time. You can look at that as a clickbait of some sort, you either tell the idea of the nature's beauty on a lecture, or make it appear on a concert and give it a name and divide it in three parts to make it cooler of sorts. It's obvious which one of these two approaches would gather more attention
@Sanctifiers
2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@stas4017
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers I mean most of Charlie's videos are just shitposting. He's very good at it, not gonna lie, but he doesn't do much research into things. I don't say it's bad, I find some of his work entertaining, but I don't come to this channel looking for quality all the pros and cons opinion on things
@matthewparker5277
11 ай бұрын
Standing still for 16 minutes is a piece of cake for the military, those guys are used to standing in formation for at least an hour waiting for a ceremony to start and then another 45 minutes minimum while 7 different members of the brass say pretty much the same things into a mic before releasing them (where they will most likely have to go to another smaller formation by company for a bit before being completely done)
@Cjoudan
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if youtube and Facebook even Instagram didn't give ad revenue to anyone.
@Lainnu
2 жыл бұрын
almost at 10 mil Charlie, hope we can get there by the end of the month.
@user-us5qd1uz3n
2 жыл бұрын
salam sadeekee shlon wk?
@textik5821
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar mic’s are only 40$ including shipping 30k subscribers should equal way more than that
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
@Hamza Alkayyali BOTS
@ferdinandiofbulgaria9485
2 жыл бұрын
@@textik5821 it's a bot.
@letsgodraco
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar shut up
@n.mightslapallama1874
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that was depressing. Some dude is making bank by being absurdly lazy... Goddamn, I feel horrible about my life now. Thanks, Charlie.
@highwaythruhell7882
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/mJ6Q0YeEpId0eIo THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@shinobix4925
2 жыл бұрын
@@highwaythruhell7882 Nah that's just a dude playing a game, they're not doing anything inherently wrong
@finalfight505
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/x6Ws4IiMnKdqmZw.
@JODRecaps
2 жыл бұрын
sup Might, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@123leoc3
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark ratio
@tarbosh917
Жыл бұрын
Knowing that most of the active users on FB are likely internet-illiterate old people, I'd wager 20% of the people who watched the firefighter video thought it was legitimate. The videos you shared are far more egregious than the ones I've usually seen where someone is making a cake and have a tube on top that they're filling with sprinkles. Every 20 seconds they very slowly add a few more sprinkles to the tube and then describe what will happen when they lift the tube. They repeat that process like 30 times (or I assume so, I've learned to just skip over them).
@Sharktonic1
Жыл бұрын
heh ong
@Gyrospire
2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be honest, no hate to that man. He isn't really hurting anyone. He's wasting the time, lots of it apparently, of the brain dead idiots on Facebook and is raking in fat stacks while doing it. Respect.
@JODRecaps
2 жыл бұрын
hi sword, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@boop99
2 жыл бұрын
@@JODRecaps What???
@RealValkor
2 жыл бұрын
@@JODRecaps sometimes a verified mark doesn't prove you have a functioning brain.
@thorbat
2 жыл бұрын
Hard to respect a guy that barely respects himself with shameless, effortless, cancer giving content
@ericosborne4122
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark Religious trauma much?
@Hetalia973
2 жыл бұрын
kind of miss when people made actual content they found fun and entertaining despite the length of time
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@johneden2033
2 жыл бұрын
Remember when there was no money on KZitem and people still uploaded original content that had lasting cultural impact?
@pooporigin3417
2 жыл бұрын
7 bots in a row holy shit
@Emiichoco
2 жыл бұрын
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar shut up
@theCidisIn
2 жыл бұрын
0:28 okay well Charlie's finally snapped 👈👉
@bigmanbazzaaa
2 жыл бұрын
I used Facebook live once and it was someone playing GTAV with a huge ‘parental advisory’ logo flashing up every 20 seconds or so.
@dtxct8168
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many tries it took to say 0:58…
@xmanz7773
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius, he does nothing and racks up views in an untapped market.
@MbitaChizi
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/uax8nayik2uBioI
@MbitaChizi
2 жыл бұрын
J
@williammouthfitondeeznutz8733
2 жыл бұрын
PhD marketing be like
@finalfight505
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/x6Ws4IiMnKdqmZw
@JODRecaps
2 жыл бұрын
hello Xman, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@tntcastle7431
2 жыл бұрын
I was posting stuff on Facebook marketplace and was curious to see what was on the "watch" section. The first video I saw was a 21 minute video of a doctor pulling a worm out of this woman's thumb. I will never go back there.
@happyclam2705
2 жыл бұрын
0:58 Sounds just like an upcoming anime’s title, but shorter
@TatsumiOga682
2 жыл бұрын
This man is honestly an inspiration, who wouldn't want to make millions just by making zero effort videos?
@highwaythruhell7882
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/mJ6Q0YeEpId0eIo THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@sergeant2039
2 жыл бұрын
Attack on Titan Season 4 Part 2 opening has been leaked: kzitem.info/news/bejne/uaKd13WjpaGBe20
@pesadafara1639
2 жыл бұрын
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@grenindraw6947
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, KZitem doesn't have a bot problem anymore It's a bot invasion
@Xilophone0
2 жыл бұрын
These bots are getting out of hand
@chillin.3993
2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised on how long he held his breath 0:05
@shockwavessecretaccount2058
Жыл бұрын
The reason they were able to stand that long is because they’re used to drill sergeants having them stand at parade rest for 2 hours 😂
@jackwalden2281
2 жыл бұрын
The phrase “Staring at the wall is more fun than this” has never been more true.
@TouchMeDono
2 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid that this will be the future of KZitem. The dislike button is already useless, it's only a question of when will they remove it completely.
@-Merkuleez
2 жыл бұрын
Creators can still see them dislikes
@Anonymous-df8it
2 жыл бұрын
@@-Merkuleez Yeah, but no one else can see that it's a piece of garbage before they increase the view count.
@aguyontheinternet1532
2 жыл бұрын
If Charlie says something is the worst of anything, you know it's gonna be damn entertaining to watch
@xxtoptigerxx8758
2 жыл бұрын
Your mom
@williamvob
2 жыл бұрын
🐄
@Sanctifiers
2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@MrYomamaboy
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers Charlie fell off years ago, just one of the twitch crowd following the shit stained meta of 2022. Adds no value to anything, just hit trash hot takes on topics he likes to believe he knows about. When in reality, he just doesn't produce anything helpful to society in any form.
@XxShadow101xX
2 жыл бұрын
Does this feel really surreal for anyone else? Like idk why but the fact that these even exist is kinda disconcerting???
@anactualfingbottleofranch747
2 жыл бұрын
I'm joining the Navy in 1 month and the Navy hasn't been wearing that blue uniform for years now...
@snowballs7007
2 жыл бұрын
Interesting that Charlie talked about John Cage's 4'33" piece. Cage made that to ask what sound counts as music. I think Facebook is starting to make us ask what video counts as content, but less intelligently.
@JODRecaps
2 жыл бұрын
hi Snowball, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@McBernes
2 жыл бұрын
lol...well said
@Sanctifiers
2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@ederadee
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sanctifiers obvious troll is obvious. Waaaaay to hammed up and fake to believe this comment.
@Sanctifiers
2 жыл бұрын
@@ederadee the fuck are you on about? I'm not sure you understand what trolling is. Clearly you made a Facebook once, added 50 people including idiot family members, never put more effort into it, and decided "fAcEbOoK iS fOr CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiStS aDn OlD pEoPlLe." I mod several groups with tens of thousands of people, have hundreds of thousands of followers etc. Yeah, it's where it's at if you know how to utilize it.
@YourLocalAverageSquidMan
2 жыл бұрын
Finding actual good content on Facebook is basically like trying to find a decent movie in a cheap dollar store
@JODRecaps
2 жыл бұрын
hi Tbell, plz don''t screenshot 😨😨😔
@spaceyjayce
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve found that a lot of the shitposting pages are pretty great.
@Sanctifiers
2 жыл бұрын
He clearly doesn't understand Facebook. I find far more interesting and intellectual engagements there than anywhere else. I've got a large following there.
@gearsandstars2489
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark If you truly believe that not only are you missing the point of religion but you're also advocating for using humans like cattle
@HenrikMyrhaug
2 жыл бұрын
From the tiny ammount of time I have spent on facebook, it seems like basically all popular facebook content is just videos containing 5-15 seconds of content and 10+ minutes of padding.
@theperseverer4373
2 жыл бұрын
Those Facebook videos that deliberately drag a prank out for ages do my absolute nut in. I watched this one of them where this guy had just gotten married to a girl, and apparently she'd been wearing a mask for the whole time they were together, and he didn't know. Even though it blatantly wasn't a real face. The video consisted of him trying to take the mask off, and pretending it was difficult. I lost my shit.
@Ronaldrygun
2 жыл бұрын
I’m a volunteer firefighter and I’ve just got to say this, this is so fucking disrespectful, he doesn’t even fucking try. Everything he’s wearing so so fucking fake. If he went and joined a volunteer fd and took firefighter 1 I’m sure they would let him put a camera on his helmet and post the real shit. Like come on man, it’s not that hard to be a decent human being
@MatthewWilliams-ws2ju
2 жыл бұрын
Bro it's obvious fake why get so mad about it.
@HT-rq5pi
2 жыл бұрын
@@MatthewWilliams-ws2ju Aidan just wanted someone to know he is a volunteer firefighter
@Vlamyncksken
2 жыл бұрын
>be a decent human being Aaaaand...comment is now ruined. < reddit is that way
@oraalid0nitsi
2 жыл бұрын
oh nooo people are not allowed to act nooo
@dipolarisland
2 жыл бұрын
@Vermouth How is he a coward? Lol
@nuancedhistory
2 жыл бұрын
The only reason I'm on facebook is because that's where the entire Roman and Medieval reenactment community is. It used to be a phenomenal platform for communicating, buying and selling replicas, and sharing research for what we do, but now it's gotten progressively worse over the past 5 years with the changes to their algorithm and the banning of anything that has the word "sword" or whatever in it. If it weren't for the fact I need to be on there, I'd bail on Facebook in a heartbeat.
@peteragurkis3590
2 жыл бұрын
That is an interesting and niche hobby
@nuancedhistory
2 жыл бұрын
@@AC-kl2gf ah yes, Roman reenactment, the hobby where we definitely don't go and physically and socially interact with each other using nothing but the technology of 2000 years ago...
@zacharygiles2984
2 жыл бұрын
@@AC-kl2gf walk the talk then
@United_States_Of_America__
Жыл бұрын
Do a german “no, it’s a big knife!”
@erykdoors
Жыл бұрын
the reason its padded *that* long is facebook adds a view for every 3 seconds you watch a video
@hatsuneloren
Жыл бұрын
as someone who’s house has burned down, that’s not what a house fire sounds like.
@AverageAnnusEnthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
At 2:05 when he said "Is anyone here?", I got a FanDuel sportsbook ad that said "The college football championship is here" and I don't think I'll ever have a coincidence this good again
@Declan_ChristoTube_VA
2 жыл бұрын
The secret to making the most of Facebook is joining numerous niche fandom shitposting groups. Top Tier content.
@SgtKickass926
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, where else am I going to get History lessons using classic simpsons screenshots?
@somekill15
Жыл бұрын
"detroit urban threat management survival fitness training arena turbo arcade edition team america gladiators" is one of the best sentences that i have heard on the internet
@chocolat917
2 жыл бұрын
I had my first exposure to these stalling Facebook videos the other day. I never knew they existed
@ElementalLeaf
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the Popo Medic channel and having Charlie constantly monitoring your uploads. I'd live in eternal dread of disappointing Charlie with every new content I posted at that point.
@billpicklethecat4033
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark k
@shitakemyshrooms1928
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark Okay
@kenshir00
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark ok but why an essay about why Religions are fake?
@andreaesteves7939
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark 10/10 dude (derogatory)
@devent10n
2 жыл бұрын
Y'all, just report the edgy boy as spam.
@zonaresng
2 жыл бұрын
how does he talk so fluently without pausing. its like he has 10 times the amount of neurons firing inside his brain compared to an average joe. talent beyond measures, what a freaking legend
@101trus
2 жыл бұрын
Takes many takes
@Prismate
2 жыл бұрын
have you heard of retakes or are you dense
@FuhzyLiquids
2 жыл бұрын
That and he reads right from his script in the videos. That's why he looks to the right all the time
@suelbeez9992
2 жыл бұрын
All of the editing...
@bl0odtea
2 жыл бұрын
it’s not a one take, he obviously edits out all the pauses lol… don’t be dense bro
@Mr_bubbles_overwat
8 ай бұрын
5:16 - 5:45 real photoge of NPC waiting the player to do a progress
@Jonny5Fails
2 жыл бұрын
I never realized it, but this is definitely a trend on Facebook. I watched a video the other day where coworkers set out a trashbag full of cash and had to wait like 15 minutes for the janitor to notice it. I'da fired the dude if it took him that long to clean a single cubicle. On the bright side, the top comments are always people that say what happens so you don't have to sit through the video.
@purpleheartsofficial
2 жыл бұрын
"if you do 10 minute videos, you make more money" Charlie: makes 8 minute video
@pokomustudios
2 жыл бұрын
I think KZitem’s new minimum for monetization/paid ads is 8 minutes but they can put ads on any video anyway so it’s kinda confusing I guess. I don’t think he actually profits off KZitem because before the new ad system where any video can get an ad I don’t remember him enabling ads, but who knows how it is now.
@TipeONegatyve
2 жыл бұрын
Of content that was funny.
@ana74674
2 жыл бұрын
@@pokomustudios he's already a twitch streamer so I think youtube is just where charlie talks about random stuff and his stream highlights.
@zayussaldana9467
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how awful of a fire fighter he would be
@highwaythruhell7882
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/mJ6Q0YeEpId0eIo THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@nathanielchieffallo4273
2 жыл бұрын
Yes let me carry this woman out in flammable material
@crunchproductions2276
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark cool man thanks for that really relates to this video
@averagecat4220
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark just because you dislike religions in a form like that doesn’t mean that you have to go on and call everyone else wrong and shaming them for believing in something they chose to, and that’s all coming from an atheist
@nathanielchieffallo4273
2 жыл бұрын
@Quark yeah I'm an atheist and all that but acting like an ass isn't changing anyone's mind
@Peter_1986
Жыл бұрын
I remember a video like this where one girl in a school class was holding a balloon that said "pop me", and appeared to be naked, and she was having an absurdly drawn-out conversation with the teacher for like 15 minutes where they were like "it is fine if you pop the balloon, teehee" and "oh wow, but in front of the class...?", and then when he FINALLY popped it the girl was of course revealed to have been wearing clothes the whole time.
@theAEDan
2 жыл бұрын
Most people view Facebook as uncool sure, but unfortunately only a handful of people seem to recognise all social media as a narcissistic landfill in desperate need of purging
@hermeskun3274
2 жыл бұрын
"Look back at the Charlie of 45 minutes ago". Our man Jesus can literally slap great content together over something he just learned about.
@sergeant2039
2 жыл бұрын
Attack on Titan Season 4 part 2 opening has been leaked: kzitem.info/news/bejne/uaKd13WjpaGBe20
@hola-sr5ty
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/roCG0nyAkaKlmmU
@highwaythruhell7882
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/mJ6Q0YeEpId0eIo THIS IS THE WORST CONTENT
@pesadafara1639
2 жыл бұрын
SPECIAL FOR YOU FREE DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
@whatsittoya7718
2 жыл бұрын
Why was I expecting actual replies, of course they’re all a chain of bots
@aguyinadormroom418
2 жыл бұрын
Well, I've been doing pretty eh on youtube lately maybe I'll become a famous Facebook content creator
@Supakuri
2 жыл бұрын
And I thought the “3:01” long Facebook fake videos were bad enough. And they still have grandmas commenting thinking they’re real.
@fastfatanger
2 жыл бұрын
5:07 this describes one peice and every naruto filler episode
@AnimeLuver2597
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this same thing on Facebook with another “creator” where they try to see if a life hack or magic trick works but in their two step process they get caught up in the hype or conversation they’re having for 12 minutes and waste everyone’s time
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