1:24 Actually, if you consider castling, a king can move 2 squares. So half of that is 1
@omatic_opulis9876
5 ай бұрын
if you castle on the other side, he can move 3 squares. but that doesn't really change much.
@hy7864
5 ай бұрын
@@omatic_opulis9876 no
@interstate1335
5 ай бұрын
@@omatic_opulis9876 wrong King goes from E1/8 to C1/8 (the slash means either/or) in long castle. E-D-C exclusive is 2
@omatic_opulis9876
5 ай бұрын
@@interstate1335 oh
@DBSilver2024
5 ай бұрын
@@omatic_opulis9876 You really can tell when someone has never played Chess. To Castle, the King moves two squares closer to the Rook and the Rook teleports to the other side of the King.
@HazmanFTW
5 ай бұрын
Na the pieces don't get fat from eating the other pieces. They're carrying the dead bodies around which is why they're slowed down.
@drawer_resp3858
5 ай бұрын
Comment that simp hearted but nobody else liked? Lemme change that.
@petersmythe6462
5 ай бұрын
I mean to be fair, you carry around things if you eat them.
@LibertyMonk
4 ай бұрын
It's called "capture" or "takes" for a reason, they're not even dead, they're just in handcuffs in a farmer carry.
@panda4247
5 ай бұрын
I am very impressed that you actually managed to win this with your king stuck on the only open file.
@ms-star
5 ай бұрын
1:34 The opponent forks the video
@thephysicistcuber175
5 ай бұрын
Actually the maximum a queen can move is 7*sqrt(2), so after dividing by 2 she can move 7/2*sqrt(2), or a little less than 5.
@snomcultist189
5 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t it be 7*sqrt(2)/2?
@AlienGambitTime
5 ай бұрын
@@snomcultist189It's the same thing
@torynwindcaller140
5 ай бұрын
@@snomcultist189 multiplication is commutative. The order doesn’t matter. And since division is actually just sneaky multiplication (/2 = *1/2), the order overall doesn’t matter. As long as you keep everything outside the sqrt of course. That has to be done first.
@dex6316
5 ай бұрын
@@snomcultist189Google commutative property of multiplication
@Shizuna560
5 ай бұрын
But that way, poeple gonna call him coward. And simp is not a coward
@Ganonmustdie2
5 ай бұрын
Not only did Simp complete the mission, he also upended the challenge itself by causing a unit to GAIN movement upon capturing when he promoted his pawn. Good stuff!
@choco1101
5 ай бұрын
6:03 Response? “The things I do for love.” And then push the B pawn
@glassin1093
5 ай бұрын
I see what you did there 😅
@KingKlear
5 ай бұрын
Best story ever.
@jojodalmangadijojo
5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: in Italy we use many terms for taking: prendere (litterally taking), catturare (catch, like Pokémons) and mangiare (eat). So yea, as an Italian, I find this challenge relatable
@TheDrWolfram
5 ай бұрын
Literally the exact same terms used in Portuguese ("tomar", "capturar", "comer"). Although "to eat" is often avoided nowadays because it might have a sexual connotation in Brazilian slang.
@theaveragenormie7151
5 ай бұрын
castling counts as a king move and that makes him move 2 squares.
@roskisboss2920
5 ай бұрын
What a coincidence that you got an opponent from Finland, since we call captuting "syödä" in finnish which means to eat lol
@williamwright4813
5 ай бұрын
All things considered, this was a surprisingly normal-looking game of chess...GG.
@isaac_aren
5 ай бұрын
Very good game. Challenge adhered to, good strategy, opponent wasn't overly stupid.
@Slash27015
5 ай бұрын
i'm gaining weight while watching this, g'morning chess simps, don't forget breakfast in this summer heat
@david92759
5 ай бұрын
Only a coward would think that 1 Spongebob isn't a threat by itself
@Draedaja
5 ай бұрын
hah, amazing episode. The BOI, the side bar, the wild comment at the end, challenge won... 10/10- nay. 11/10 content!
@oleksandrdanyliuk7628
5 ай бұрын
4:58 you take a rook with a pawn, not with a queen. so techically she can move like a skinny athletic and probably hungry queen
@Caenen_LeagueTechnical
5 ай бұрын
Fat people aren't slow, but if a slim person gains a lot of weight quickly, they become slow until their muscles build up to compensate, as happens here.
@Affews100
5 ай бұрын
Oh, the LoL bug explainer watches Chess Simp :D
@BoxStudioExecutive
5 ай бұрын
On the channel Buff Dudes, one of the brothers (who lifts everyday and is very strong) decided to wear 100 pounds on his body for a whole week so he could know what being a fat man was like. The dude was done with it by like day 2 because just getting up out of a chair became so taxing and walking was exhausting. Fat people are slow. These are the same people who are out of breath from getting out of a sofa, walking to the fridge for a soda, and going back to the sofa.
@Someone-tn8ur
5 ай бұрын
Chess Simp must have had a stroke because of the number of bad moves he played in the opening.
@ManishaSingh-lo5mb
5 ай бұрын
My brain ate a lot of information, now the generous person I am, my brain won't work anymore.
@micos3820
5 ай бұрын
I thought that pieces becoming immobile would make this challenge impossible. Props for beating it anyway!
@Moleoflands
5 ай бұрын
Blundered checkmate at the end there
@Mentallyillluigifan
5 ай бұрын
Caseoh chess
@Eckster
5 ай бұрын
One of the best challenges in a while, very fun to watch.
@theuseraccountname
5 ай бұрын
Technically speaking, promoting by capture is the pawn's capture, not the piece's. Therefore, your promoted queen has full movement.
@viktor.tsonev
5 ай бұрын
Really good challenge and great video
@JJ_R
5 ай бұрын
Proof that even less-flexible Chads are still Chads.
@yuriys5642
3 ай бұрын
He could have put it as “get tired” not “get fat” but sure 😂
@mvivian100
5 ай бұрын
I actually would argue that the promoted queen hadn't captured anything. I think of it more of a substitution.
@QuokkaWaka
5 ай бұрын
I feel like the term "promote" implies it's the same unit tho
5 ай бұрын
@@QuokkaWaka in that case max was 2 and now should be 1
@robmilnejazz
5 ай бұрын
It's the same, it just changed its gender
@yuvalne
5 ай бұрын
I'd say adding "minimum of 1" to the challenge is reasonable.
@9nikola
5 ай бұрын
It would also make the challenge easier, and seeing as Simp won this one, it seems pointless to make it even easier
@jervisman2
5 ай бұрын
That would make him a coward
@lonelyPorterCH
5 ай бұрын
That comment chain was gold^^
@brendantw
5 ай бұрын
A queen can actually move a bit more than 7 squares because it can go from one corner of the board to another which is sqrt(98) which is about 9, half of 9 rounded down is 4
@s.owl9
5 ай бұрын
Other ways for this challenge to work is if they take a break for 2 turns after capturing or if they have to take breaks for a number of turns equal to the number of captures they’ve made.
@rookjameson
5 ай бұрын
Great challenge and great execution!
@rohan1864
5 ай бұрын
Finally one of those I can give you full respect and credit for xd
@Pepso8P
5 ай бұрын
The promoted queen distance calculations was unexpected to me, I feel like the capture was done by the pawn, thus its distance should be halved, a then the gender change took place. So I thought you would either make it harder for yourself by saying that the halved pawn distance is applied even though it changed gender, or that you would make it easier by saying that the pawn's halved distance was reset by changing gender.
@expepem189xl3
5 ай бұрын
As a fat persone, i was really leaning into running, so i was fastest in my class at some point. However, i dont enjoy being fat and were activly trying to get into shape.
@VeryProfessionalGamer
4 ай бұрын
I feel like this opponent was pretty good for a 100 rated.
@Melio160
5 ай бұрын
Why the hell would you want only half of my cat????
@genio2509
4 ай бұрын
Fun fact: In Spanish (or at least in Mexico), the coloquial term for a pice taking another player's pice in any game is Comer (eat) So if you're playing with your friends, you say Alfil se come a la Torre (Bishop eats Rook)
@peacefulwarrior9518
5 ай бұрын
Fat is definitely an athletic disadvantage. But you totally can have strong muscles, good running form and a strong cardiovascular system while simultaneously being a little fat. If you go to a marathon you will see some of these people. And have you ever tried to beat an NFL linemans 40 time? Because that'll humble you.
@arifbagusprakoso2308
5 ай бұрын
a 'little fat' and 'fat' is very different though. lol
@peacefulwarrior9518
5 ай бұрын
@@arifbagusprakoso2308 For sure. I'm not making a fat acceptance arguement whatsoever. The fat objectively pulls you in the opposite direction of athletic. Your heart and other muscles have to do more work to get the same results. And if you have enough of it no amount of strength can overcome it. especially when it comes to small muscles and tendons. But it's just something to consider. Don't ignore fat but don't over value it either.
@user-ed7gm7ol8k
5 ай бұрын
best video so far
@alexandrunastasia
5 ай бұрын
Half of queen's max move length is sqrt(7^2+7^2)/2 = 4.94
@LeviATallaksen
5 ай бұрын
I felt like 6... Bxf2+ made the king position even scarier because of checks along the f-file later, especially after 10... Nge7 instead of 10... Nf6. I thought 6... Bd4 was maybe the only way to distract the knight from giving a check, although 7. c3 h6 8. cxd4 d6 9. dxe5 is still really annoying. But it worked out in the end!
@Teroison
5 ай бұрын
Suomi mainittu, torille!!!!
@GerhardTreibheit
5 ай бұрын
I'm starting to get used to the new music. Admitittly the old music was kinda repetitive
@josepholivarez1281
5 ай бұрын
chess: vore edition
@YoruN0Tenshi
2 ай бұрын
The queen should’ve been able to move a max of four squares after capture. A queen can move up to seven squares diagonally, that’s 7√2 divided by 2 (4.95). Since he uses the FLOOR() operation though, that’d round down to 4.
@YoruN0Tenshi
2 ай бұрын
This means that we could assume a cheat sheet from the beginning after one capture each: • Pawns: 1 square forward (cannot capture) • Knights: cannot move • Bishops: up to either 2 or 3 squares diagonally, depending if the rounding down of the FLOOR() happens first (since 3√2 is greater than 4 but less than half of 7√2) • Rook: up to 3 squares in any direction • Queen: up to 4 squares laterally and either 2 or 3 squares diagonally (as Bishops) • King: cannot move
@NoomStuff
5 ай бұрын
Video 143 of asking simp to play fps chess This close to just joining the discord bruh
@siguevivoguyroux7386
5 ай бұрын
How you dont know Spongebob?!
@vistaman1
5 ай бұрын
3:40 you mean go c3 not c2 good video btw
@LordSurfusa
5 ай бұрын
Didn’t the black square bishop make an illegal move?
@DFuxaPlays
5 ай бұрын
Kind of feel a knight should be exempt; it isn't like the horsey is the one eating people.
@studgerbil9081
5 ай бұрын
Simp didn't exempt his knight, he simply ignored the rule for his knight several times. That's what he does. Also, his pawns should only have two moves: 2 squares and then 1 square. After that the moves round down to zero like the King. He cheated all over the place on this video.
@linuslucke3838
5 ай бұрын
@@studgerbil9081You do realise that the half distance only happens on captures?
@voland6846
5 ай бұрын
@@studgerbil9081 explain...?
@studgerbil9081
5 ай бұрын
@@voland6846 not much to it. I didn't read the rules properly.
@bificommander7472
5 ай бұрын
If the pawn promotes, is it a capture by the pawn or the promoted piece? I assumed the former.
@DDosks
5 ай бұрын
0:37 *_Boy_*
@astrangemed8244
5 ай бұрын
Actually I’d argue that while fat people maybe aren’t slow, they definitely struggle with the far
@poochycosme
5 ай бұрын
1:24 1 divided by half is 2
@satanic_rosa
5 ай бұрын
tortillat avataan jne
@theominouspigeon
5 ай бұрын
extra thicc
@kszesiek
5 ай бұрын
What a pity your opponent didn't move his king to G3 on his last move, we missed a nice checkmate with a pawn
@jaideepshekhar4621
5 ай бұрын
How?
@flightyavian
5 ай бұрын
How come simp never moved to g5? I know it technically didnt trap the knight since Ng6 would've saved it but i honestly doubt the guy would've went there, from move 18 to move 23 or smth it was completely hanging
@rooipw
5 ай бұрын
SUOMI MAINITTU! TORILLA TAVATAAN!
@gdlifesteal5824
5 ай бұрын
Here's some physics: Lets say we have two masses M and m, where M > m. An equal force F is applied to both M and m. We can see using F = ma that the acceleration of M - lets call it A, is smaller than the acceleration of m - lets call it a. So a > A. We also know that a = vt. We're assuming t (time) to be the same in both scenarios, so if a > A, that would mean v > V. In other words, the velocity/speed of the bigger mass M (V) is less than the velocity/speed of the smaller mass m (v). Finally, we can say, that no matter your opinion, Chess Simp, the laws of the universe require that *fat people are slow.*
@user-yt5ho6fj3j
5 ай бұрын
At 1:20, you should have played Kf8 to avoid the opponent's check while giving your king the possibility to move in the future since he hasn't captured anything...
@john-paulgies4313
5 ай бұрын
🤨 Disagree with the _idea?_ It's not a matter of opinion whether or not fat people are slow. It's a matter of statistics; stereotypes have at least _some_ basis in fact. Beyond that it's a matter of the fat individual. I know two separate people over 350 lbs. and the one asks people to go in front of him on the stairs while the other works in construction and can bench (nearly) his own weight. 🤔 Or do you just mean you want all fat people to hustle more in general?
@kasparkirschbaum7588
5 ай бұрын
3:15 my guy, that is no outpost
@Siniset
5 ай бұрын
Yes, Finnish opponent!
@StarlitWitchy
5 ай бұрын
I'm famousss yeaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! :D
@serioussilliness2064
Ай бұрын
EEWWAAAAFFJJRJEKLLAAAANNMCCCCXXX
@Knighterforker
5 ай бұрын
Day 24 Chess,but the game must end in a bishop and knight checkmate
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