The logic of attackers using guns exclusively as melee weapons is the funniest part.
@realryushiro
2 жыл бұрын
Using a sniper rifle as a melee weapon.
@Chadronius
2 жыл бұрын
I have no bullet, but I must kill.
@colombianv1nce271
2 жыл бұрын
If warzone players were murders🤣🤣🤣
@leviatticus3801
2 жыл бұрын
Red mage is a G
@horrorgamer811
2 жыл бұрын
I mean have you seen the movies. Maybe that's where they got their inspiration from xD
@Dragoon45
2 жыл бұрын
I always shoot myself before a fight, increasing my power level and ensuring I cannot be shot a second time
@irvinmorales6307
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@pigeonswithobesity6039
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@amongsussyballs
2 жыл бұрын
this sounds like persona 3
@thegamingbiscuit6407
2 жыл бұрын
Caught me off guard lmao 😂
@elliot20
2 жыл бұрын
that made me chuckle. thanks :)
@traderofgodsgt3518
2 жыл бұрын
Dale: "If you're in a crashing plane without a parachute, collect 10 birds on the way down. Biomechanics will kick in and they will carry you to safety"
@qwertydavid8070
2 жыл бұрын
It's always those biomechanics lmao
@grey195
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SergioR00
2 жыл бұрын
Collect 10 birds lmaooo
@casadilla111
2 жыл бұрын
*Mission update: collect 10 birds and return to Dale.*
@HTXrios
2 жыл бұрын
If you're stuck at sea do dory whale sounds and wait for a friendly whale to swallow you and drop you off to safety
@mosscloud4748
2 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Dale in a hostage situation and as he's disarming, he's also explaining how it's done and what's happening.
@storyshiftcharahurts9992
2 жыл бұрын
he's that typa guy who would stop the shooter saying "wait wait this isn't how I showed it to millions of people! You can't just shoot me if I even raise my finger!" Bros probably imagined himself in a badass scene where he whoops a beating, only to wake up soon after
@datdankdj8264
2 жыл бұрын
While the other guy just stands there
@Ridley369
Жыл бұрын
At the end, he scolds his attacker with "See, the hand is *not* meant to hold things very well!"
@zoopdterdoobdter5743
Жыл бұрын
This guy was trained by Steven Seagal, wasn't he?
@SmallMediumFat
Жыл бұрын
"Did you see that? That's because I grabbed his thumb and the weapon slipped out of his hand because hands are NOT made to hold ANYTHING"
@columnarcarp7825
2 жыл бұрын
Dale: “If you’re ever drowning just drink all the water”
@shadowfox3442
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@ryleighs9575
2 жыл бұрын
Best comment lol.
@lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl
2 жыл бұрын
Sigma male Dale
@pippypiper8353
2 жыл бұрын
If your homeless just buy a house
@The_Endless_Now
2 жыл бұрын
@@pippypiper8353 ↖️ Pippys
@acertainperson206
2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to find an attacker who also watched the “what to do when shot” video. We just stand there trading shots and stealing the gun
@FishoD
2 жыл бұрын
But after both of you have been shot 5 times in the chest there’s no longer bullets in the gun… what then? Then you start poking them in the eye.
@9r9r66
2 жыл бұрын
@@FishoD pull out the knife, stand, and wait to be disarmed
@DennisHeenan
2 жыл бұрын
@@FishoD For all you know they have an AK with a banana mag, in that case you can go back-and-forth about 45 times.
@dennis_s
2 жыл бұрын
@@DennisHeenan Ooh! Sounds fun!
@dr_goofy
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf did I walk in to
@bradonhoover3002
2 жыл бұрын
In my head I've constructed a scenario where both the assailant and defender have watched the Knife Releases video and just expertly pull one technique after another on each other, stealing the knife back and forth in a stalemate like Speed O' Sound Sonic and Genos supersonic dashing behind each other
@CaptainDoomsday
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the whole thing in OG wrestling was to always have a counter to every hold so this is basically the less-homoerotic modern-day reboot.
@finalbossdoge3466
2 жыл бұрын
I commend your mind
@magicianwizard4294
2 жыл бұрын
@@finalbossdoge3466 I approve your commendment
@finalbossdoge3466
2 жыл бұрын
@@magicianwizard4294 I've been looking forward to this
@jessiahpartida7420
2 жыл бұрын
Lol this is hilarious
@3ftninja132
2 жыл бұрын
Will always remember this. When I was a kid I did Karate, one of my fellow students asked what to do if they have a knife, the teacher told us that if you can't run (always the best option) is to aim for the wrist, block as fast and as hard as you can. I asked what to do if they have a gun, he looked at us seriously and said "you do exactly what they tell you to do".
@got_rats
2 жыл бұрын
Teaching that it's not a good decision to be the tough guy on someone who's got a upper hand on you, to value your life over your ego, is something honorable. Props for the dude, good lesson
@lockerbuddy2039
2 жыл бұрын
@@got_rats Yeah, you run two risks. Either the person will POSSIBLY kill you after you obey them or you ABSOLUTELY get killed trying to disarm them. Sometimes just doing nothing is the safer option.
@penat7402
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who’s ego is so fragile that they are willing to effectively commit suicide rather than give someone their wallet and bruise it is pathetic
@barleyteaa
Жыл бұрын
Hello fellow god of war lover. Just noticed your pfp is Atreus and wanted to wish you a happy upcoming ragnarok
@Zam_man
Жыл бұрын
nah in close quarters you should def feel more scared of a guy with a knife - have you ever seen a true knife attack? you cannot stop the flurry of stabs a person can throw at you - you must run if you wish to live unless you can shoot dead first
@legendnodensetsu8423
2 жыл бұрын
He's literally that guy who imagine countless scenarios where he is the ultimate badass but would be the first to get hurt if any of those actually happened.
@crystalhazer7246
2 жыл бұрын
It's a common character in movies/shows/games for a reason 🤣
@heresywithana
2 жыл бұрын
He has main character syndrome in a world without one
@gabrieleporru4443
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that all of us, in a way
@legendnodensetsu8423
2 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieleporru4443 true except most people don't pretend they're professionals and don't try to convince others those techniques are actually gonna work
@gabrieleporru4443
2 жыл бұрын
@@legendnodensetsu8423 oh yeah on that I absolutely agree. He's an idiot for that, especially if he explicitly markets his work as effective in probable/realistical situations
@IsItRey
2 жыл бұрын
Dale: "If you're dying, just stop. Don't die."
@airpls2822
2 жыл бұрын
"Because what's worse than dying ? dying twice"
@drdripiideedeejay-zaiikenn4180
2 жыл бұрын
@@airpls2822 lmao
@Willian774
2 жыл бұрын
“Stop. Get some help” -👨🏾✈️
@bornofstardust5910
2 жыл бұрын
"If you're ever on fire, just get off of it. That way, you can put the fire on you instead of you being on fire, giving you the advantage".
@requiem522
2 жыл бұрын
@@bornofstardust5910 this is known as tactical fire displacement, it’s actually banned in the Geneva Convention from how good it is
@danii_boy6831
2 жыл бұрын
His whole self defense strategy crumbles the moment he faces a man with decent grip strength
@firstnamelastname7298
2 жыл бұрын
his whole defence strategy is literally non existent the moment the dude with a gun is 1 feet away
@plugshirt1762
2 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname7298 that one is easy you do the cross split duck money we by sprinting at them and then ducking while reaching up for their gun disarming them
@theonlywalltostareat5808
2 жыл бұрын
if i have the weapon i would get myself far from the target to a point the target couldn't reach me with his arm
@Brandon-yq1tm
2 жыл бұрын
That or a revolver
@PeachDragon_
2 жыл бұрын
Or someone who doesn't stand still
@pines3326
2 жыл бұрын
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" Ah, I see, better to use my ass then.
@nerfcontent9429
2 жыл бұрын
It works with dicks why not firearms! -*famous last words*
@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
2 жыл бұрын
I'll use my small toe on my left foot
@gabrielboorom2683
2 жыл бұрын
"In fact, just amputate those hands now, they're worthless..."
@iasked4692
Жыл бұрын
@@gabrielboorom2683 yes....I am currently typing with the gaps of my teeth together... I let a rabid dog take my useless hands away......I would pet him but......yeah
@gabrielboorom2683
Жыл бұрын
@@iasked4692 Awesome! High fi- uh, good job.👍
@muttipi
2 жыл бұрын
These strategies are all very useful if you’ve been sucked into a turn based squad tactics rpg.
@ddenozor
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to press ‘end turn’ after you used all your action points.
@thydzz2180
2 жыл бұрын
Or when you're attacked by a person with 3 fingers each hands
@iykwim4071
2 жыл бұрын
Or when you know you are gonna die, so atleast you have a tiny chance
@AnishNair09
2 жыл бұрын
You mean like the most ambitious project of all time, the best game RAID SHADOW LEGENDS??
@arshadzaidi4667
2 жыл бұрын
@@ddenozor A neat trick is to just pull a Sans until the police arrive.
@bigboi2186
2 жыл бұрын
“If you’ve been shot, first thing is do not panic. Second thing is you should be happy because his turn is over and now we can go counter his move by shooting him back multiple times”
@chaosundivided2525
2 жыл бұрын
Chaos Approved!™️
@lonecyclone8493
2 жыл бұрын
Next turn limit break
@yomommashaus
2 жыл бұрын
I've been working on that myself - whenever I'm shot, I take a moment, collect myself, do some meditation, and then I'm ready to face the day again.
@espalorp3286
2 жыл бұрын
After you have been shot, take some time to reflect. Why did they shoot you? Who are they? Maybe they were right to shoot you. Maybe you should take the gun and shoot yourself, after all it's a bit rude that some stranger has to do it for you. Maybe they would be getting more pleasure out of shooting you than your displeasure of being shot, so overall, the world is happier.
@duggiek1352
2 жыл бұрын
"You've triggered my trap card!" 😈
@ImJustFusion
2 жыл бұрын
He’s the type of person to say, “if you are having a asthma attack, just breathe”
@eagletrucking9493
2 жыл бұрын
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@snazzyfeathers
2 жыл бұрын
He's like "Stop letting asthma attack you, pussy"
@mrdeafter
2 жыл бұрын
Just don't die 4head
@abood_is_alive
2 жыл бұрын
Slash your lungs to let air in
@mnkpop5858
2 жыл бұрын
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@alan62036
2 жыл бұрын
If someone aims a gun at you, just say that you don't want them to. They legally cannot aim at you without your consent.
@deadhelix
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie clearly does not understand that when you get shot, the person shooting is now minus on hit and you have the frame advantage allowing for a full combo punish
@needtofinshundertale7812
2 жыл бұрын
But be careful, your assailant might know some 0 to death combos.
@cameronb4099
2 жыл бұрын
#ComboBreaker
@yayodank882
2 жыл бұрын
Counter breaker!!!!
@PeptoAbismol
2 жыл бұрын
just parry the projectile
@caravaneerkhed
2 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@vecinu3675
2 жыл бұрын
Poor Charlie doesn't know that if you get shot multiple times you empty his gun faster, thus in the end being advantageous to you.
@sanicmaniac
2 жыл бұрын
So, when are you getting a Nobel Prize?
@itskindofemily
2 жыл бұрын
Damn u right
@faora5651
2 жыл бұрын
We got a fucking harvard scholar here holy shit that’s genius.
@samanthabarrow5863
2 жыл бұрын
And once the bullets are inside you they become yours. Having more bullets means you win!
@ZER0MAGENTA0
2 жыл бұрын
Dale really gives off that “I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!” energy
@eagletrucking9493
2 жыл бұрын
m.kzitem.info/news/bejne/lJV4rZ-agpuAh5w Nj
@manwithaplan2001
2 жыл бұрын
"If you think this bullet will stop me, then you have another thing coming." -Dave the Security Guard
@kingshorts9630
2 жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@helpiambeingheldhostage1818
2 жыл бұрын
@claris wkwk bro these fucking bots get worse and worse everyday charlie should ban them or sum
@idonthaveaname4685
2 жыл бұрын
@@helpiambeingheldhostage1818 we are reporting but youtube just doesn't care . Charlie should ban these clowns
@DrDubMemes
2 жыл бұрын
“The only thing worse than getting shot is getting shot again, repeatedly” -Dale
@lockerbuddy2039
2 жыл бұрын
*gets shot in the head* Dale: "Well..."
@DrDubMemes
2 жыл бұрын
@@lockerbuddy2039 All you have to do is install an Elon musk brain chip somewhere else in your body before the fight, then if you get headshotted you have backup.
@sydssolanumsamsys
2 жыл бұрын
@@lockerbuddy2039 it'd still be worse a second time.
@Memer9456
2 жыл бұрын
@@sydssolanumsamsys well if you already dead it wont make much of a difference
@plasticlawnchair7197
2 жыл бұрын
guy: "just push the gun into your chest" the dude with a revolver:
@qtulhoo
2 жыл бұрын
The dude using a gun at its actual effective range:
@kristyandesouza5980
2 жыл бұрын
The guy with any level of reaction at all
@ballsdeep7056
2 жыл бұрын
"Pop" Guys organs-
@jasoncp3257
2 жыл бұрын
If im not mistaken, wouldn't the gun still go off if pressed against because isnt the recoil of the slide ony for extraction and not the firing process, now idk about weather that would affect if pulled in, ik if its pulled back it can't shoot but held forwards i don't think it would work
@plasticlawnchair7197
2 жыл бұрын
@@jasoncp3257 the slide both ejects rounds and chambers rounds, also if it is pushed back it will also push the hammer just a tiny bit but makes it so the gun wont fire. I actually tested it on my airsoft gun and it did cause the gun to not fire but the chances of someone literally pushing a gun into your chest holding you at gunpoint is pretty unlikely so
@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Getting shot more than once is definitely worse than just being shot once.
@TBone4Breakfast
2 жыл бұрын
Hey! Good to see you here
@fred1395durst
2 жыл бұрын
TBYS commenting on one of charlies videos is the crossover i didnt know i needed
@mattman1684
2 жыл бұрын
Ask 50Cent how that felt
@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
2 жыл бұрын
@@mattman1684 How many times did he get shot? NINE TIMES nine times ninetimes?
@yositta
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you thought before you came up with this comment.
@iamlynx3761
2 жыл бұрын
Dale has that “We are surrounded!” “Good, that means we can shoot in all directions” vibe
@WoodMntSeaBear2
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it wouldn't be a fair fight if that wasn't the case.
@chicanoman2999
2 жыл бұрын
lmfao nice
@jiro110
2 жыл бұрын
He's the kind of guy who would say that. Without even having guns in the first place.
@kurtdyck6759
2 жыл бұрын
“We’re airborne. We’re supposed to be surrounded”
@topusku
2 жыл бұрын
You have to utilize that AoE burst damage somehow
@clementfermn6711
2 жыл бұрын
He's actually a guy from an alternate universe, where people evolved to not hold shit
@samusa_2002
Жыл бұрын
But if that's the case, how is he so able to use his hands 🤔🤣
@TimeWatch5
2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even know how to breath with a loaded gun in my chest.
@eagletrucking9493
2 жыл бұрын
m.kzitem.info/news/bejne/lJV4rZ-agpuAh5w H
@Sianostrakarenrenren
2 жыл бұрын
Wuss
@lazydreamerr
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sianostrakarenrenren ???anyone would freak out with a gun pointed to their chest lmao
@joelcompta8512
2 жыл бұрын
@@lazydreamerr not me
@violetbitch9492
2 жыл бұрын
@@lazydreamerr not Sianostrakarenrenren, he's the toughest guy around
@Brettlaken
2 жыл бұрын
Lightning never strikes twice. This means he physically and legally can't shoot you a second time, leaving you with the advantage
@flow185
2 жыл бұрын
Bur what if he shoots you in the head Fallout NV style?
@repulsethemonkey1396
2 жыл бұрын
if he doesn't shoot you again within 15 seconds you're legally allowed to leave
@lurkingchaos7035
2 жыл бұрын
If you get shot by lightning once the chances of you getting shot by lightning again are increased
@Guerita72
2 жыл бұрын
Which is where we get the saying, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...you can't fool me again!"
@evet7278
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like an unfair skill. needs to get nerfed
@Loregasmo
2 жыл бұрын
If someone attacks you it’ll just go in to a slow motion button-pressing sequence. Just press the buttons that appear in your vision, it’s easy.
@CaptainShenanigans42
2 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone giving advice who's actually been in a fight
@michaelismobile6997
2 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainShenanigans42 fr + ratio bozo 💀
@nexotoflua3739
2 жыл бұрын
You have to exit out and enable mods then jump back in. We'll see how much those bullets do
@krillin2591
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie is famously bad at those
@semisolidsnake7103
2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Charlie doesn’t seem to be the best at quick time events
@AyyGin
2 жыл бұрын
Disarming _might_ work if the attacker never had the intention to kill you in the first place. Most of the time, they're only pointing a gun at you for monetary reasons. If you comply, then both of you will most likely go back home without a scratch. They don't actually want to kill someone and get life in prison. If you make a sudden move and try to disarm them, you're basically forcing _their_ fight or flight response. They'd either freak out and run (you may or may not successfully disarm them) or they might panic and shoot you instead. Personally, I'd just comply unless I know with high certainty that the attackers genuinely want to kill me. In that case, fighting for control over their gun would probably give me better odds than just running away since they could just shoot me in the back.
@infohazard3003
Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@JackieTheDerg
Жыл бұрын
I mean, Dale himself did say that this is last resort stuff, nothing is worth more than your life
@theashologist
4 ай бұрын
Or they shoot because they were scared the person they are trying to rob does something but never had intention to shoot
@annemaeisgey5762
2 жыл бұрын
The best advice into getting into a fight is to press X to punch
@AngeKerr
2 жыл бұрын
I look Just like deji
@honest_126
2 жыл бұрын
Better advice, press x to not die
@sagacioussigma527
2 жыл бұрын
😐
@nugget1791
2 жыл бұрын
Or just change the difficulty
@crisscore157
2 жыл бұрын
damn these bots
@arnoio8355
2 жыл бұрын
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" This guy really is a biomechanic, he knows that hands were really only meant to help people finger-count
@Mar-xt6ds
2 жыл бұрын
Yes I never get ahold of my meat damned hands wont let me fill good. Been using feet lately works like a charm. My meat is healthy and happy 😊
@Jesei1211
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that is total BS. Why does he think a glass being held in your hand isn't going to immediately fall down and shatter on the floor...because we superglue our palms to the glass or what?
@soren4904
2 жыл бұрын
It's easy to make fun of but I think the idea is that they're not made to be this vice-like unbreakable. Obviously meant to hold things, but technically all these things he does here DO work. Would I recommend them in a real life situation? Probably not unless you had literally 0 other options
@adrienbeeatingpeaches9916
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jesei1211 the glass IS falling out of your hand , just super slowly.
@mariuspetersen6907
2 жыл бұрын
Guy: has a knife Me: reaches for knife Guy: *moves* Me: fuck
@distantpoet619
2 жыл бұрын
facts.
@alanmaju2796
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
@buggart
2 жыл бұрын
Me: Hey! It's not the end of my turn yet!
@namesryan50yearsago65
2 жыл бұрын
Hotel:trivago
@halphassoul7903
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, that’s illegal!
@ivangorodokin7605
Жыл бұрын
11:06 "Do you know what to do if you're being choked against the wall? Moan" Holy fuck, the confidence in his voice almoast made me shit myself
@SStarry_Days
Жыл бұрын
And it would work if you do it loud enough.
@KnightOMoon
Жыл бұрын
I mean you might be able to startle them for a second
@thevagabond3181
2 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda surprised he didn't say: Breakdown the bullet and use it for nutrients to gain the upper hand in the fight'
@eagletrucking9493
2 жыл бұрын
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@lupreztryson
2 жыл бұрын
Might as well just swallow it for iron deficiency
@thecrabhex
2 жыл бұрын
Only scientist can do that…
@johnfran3218
2 жыл бұрын
When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time." "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" The Book of Truth
@thecrabhex
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnfran3218 Excellent. I am inspired to do better in life.
@TritonGamezYT
2 жыл бұрын
"If they're a child I'd just throw sand in their face and push them over" Well said Charlie. Well said.
@fogman2041
2 жыл бұрын
Let's hope it's anakin
@project_7t778
2 жыл бұрын
"You're talking a lot of shit for someone with same height as a child." Sorry for the bad English.
@Raven_X16
2 жыл бұрын
he's fighting with people of his size bro.. show some respect 😔 (jk btw)
@TritonGamezYT
2 жыл бұрын
@@Raven_X16 Clearly, not a fan. He is EASILY 6'7".
@detectivepikachu3161
2 жыл бұрын
POCKET SAND!!!
@CheesyJesse
2 жыл бұрын
Dale: “if you’re ever in a car crash just take the tires and put them on your hands and feet. You’ll be able to drive yourself home without your car”
@MegaAssasin47
2 жыл бұрын
XD
@bossilays_i
2 жыл бұрын
Alternate title : how to turn yourself to convertible
@CheesyJesse
2 жыл бұрын
@@bossilays_i honestly if I could do that I’d use it to be able to eat McDonald’s again
@zarif.k
2 жыл бұрын
@@bossilays_i less gooo
@williambell3893
2 жыл бұрын
thus increasing your chances of survivability 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@hridaybiswakarma9237
2 жыл бұрын
A kid with a plastic knife : exists Charlie: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!"
@xipperz5183
2 жыл бұрын
Is Charlie Spider-Man?
@tangytim6699
2 жыл бұрын
@@xipperz5183 *Bully Maguire
@da_purple_lizard
Жыл бұрын
Charlie would be a menace on every playground.
@poolboyque
2 жыл бұрын
“Also, remember, when a man is adrenalized and wants to kill you, he may want to shoot you but if you grab his hands he will freely let you manipulate the gun and give up. He won’t punch you out with his opposite hand or kick you or grab another weapon nor will he head butt you a knock you out. Biomechanics will come in and he will just fold and die. It’s that simple.”
@perseus1293
2 жыл бұрын
Grab his thumbs and he will just instantly biodegrade on the spot, no questions asked, biomechanics at it's finest
@Irondragon1945
2 жыл бұрын
Dont forget, hands are not made to hold onto things, only to clean your ears and type on keyboards
@gavinhayes5442
2 жыл бұрын
also, its a fucking gun he can just pull the trigger as you attempt to grab the barrel and youre dead
@stare4539
2 жыл бұрын
Loool
@BIGAMBERFAN
2 жыл бұрын
@@gavinhayes5442 well the idea is that you’re blocking the firing mechanism by pushing the slide back, so the gun won’t fire when he pulls the trigger. still bullshit obviously but that aspect is technically true
@perotekku
2 жыл бұрын
The choked against a wall is actually the closest to real advice. Eyes, throat, groin. Always aim for those areas if you're trying to fend off an attacker. But once you're free, always make the most noise possible and head towards a crowded/safe location. Or just call the Vipers
@Andrew_-_-
2 жыл бұрын
unless you are Steven Segal, who is a master in both the ancient arts of kendo and crua magau
@ActionJotaPe
2 жыл бұрын
unless you’re Tony Soprano and after getting yourself free you go steal crates of wine from the Vipers
@domainexpansion-boosiefade
2 жыл бұрын
unless youre in a fast and furious movie and you have the power of family
@highlighterjelly
2 жыл бұрын
Vipers?
@hayleyhellbound9513
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the tactics nearly every young girl is taught because we’ll probably have to use it at some point.
@MrQuijibo
2 жыл бұрын
Stop making fun of Dale, he's an expert, he trained all the Looney Tunes characters.
@bmproductions6343
2 жыл бұрын
Underated
@prowthegamer
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@redmist6630
2 жыл бұрын
most cops have poor training
@Complexyz
2 жыл бұрын
He trained bozo actually to be such a clown
@sebastianriz4703
2 жыл бұрын
@@redmist6630 the sad part is Dale isnt a cop. Cops also get better training than this. At least cops understand that guns can be used from further than CQC range
@warpig869
2 жыл бұрын
Did martial arts for 11 years was trained in knife and gun defense. First I was taught: don’t do anything of these defensive techniques unless you absolutely think you or someone around you will die. I don’t like how he is demonstrating this as a “life saving tip” when the real life saving tip is just give them your wallet or money. Not worth risking your life for a $60 and a wallet.
@aarons6935
Жыл бұрын
No you weren't.
@Ac.Kelpie
2 жыл бұрын
“Hes not abducting my kid, hes just letting me know he could” Best sentence of the year.
@valexander3576
2 жыл бұрын
"Kick his nuts." That's the solution to all these scenarios.
@darkrecon1209
2 жыл бұрын
That's what Bobby did but unfortunately it was his mom
@o_ver2.094
2 жыл бұрын
Tbh i dont think it would do much
@loganxavier
2 жыл бұрын
@@o_ver2.094 Being kicked in the nuts automatically makes someone drop to the ground in tremendous pain. You think he’s just gunna keep shooting or stabbing after the most fragile part of his body is kicked with one of the strongest limbs someone has?
@burp1361
2 жыл бұрын
@@o_ver2.094 pretty sure planting your shin into someones testicles as hard as u can is the most advantageous thing to do in most situations
@RawDoggin_78
2 жыл бұрын
@@loganxavier nuts are not off switches, its not like a headshot wound ffs, in such a scenario it will just piss the dude off and have any StOPpİNg PoWeR
@nugget1791
2 жыл бұрын
The man is acting like we all have maxed leveled body armor
@eagletrucking9493
2 жыл бұрын
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@mnkpop5858
2 жыл бұрын
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@gujonteitur4853
2 жыл бұрын
Funni meme much better then these bot kzitem.info/news/bejne/sKKC0qihqp1ohW0
@x-Abraham-x2
2 жыл бұрын
Love how you got all bots replying to you
@nugget1791
2 жыл бұрын
@@x-Abraham-x2 and I just told one to fuck off and look what happens lol
@ericfieldman
Жыл бұрын
My brother in the army says getting shot isn't like it is in the movies, and what really happens is the bullet just goes in without knocking you over, and adrenaline hides the pain for a bit and actually does give you a massive boost of strength, so people who shoot and don't finish the job actually do often get rushed. He's never been personally shot so I can't totally verify but I think that can check out. Regardless, being shot doesn't always immediately ground a person. I've also heard there was a guy who got stabbed enough to die in a bar fight, and he finished it up and drank his beer because he didn't realize it happened. I personally once slammed my face and knee into the street trying to make it to school on time, leading to a gushing gash and really painful ankle stiffness for days, but in that short time before it thinned out I ran a track field's distance feeling nothing.
@left4twenty
2 жыл бұрын
That's the big issue with videos like these, once the bad guys learn them, after you disarm them, you get caught into an infinite loop of them disarming you and then you disarming them, it really needs a patch
@ASlipknotFreak
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Schlex
2 жыл бұрын
I heard they tried to fix it in a hot patch but people alr found a workaround
@EddieBooze
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jdw9
2 жыл бұрын
"The hand is not meant to hold anything very well" I don't want to discredit this man when he's clearly a genius but I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we have hands
@drakkenmensch
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I would prefer my chances using the Bobby Hill technique. That's my purse! *I DON'T KNOW YOU.*
@themartialnerd3286
2 жыл бұрын
If you go to the actual video, down in the comments people are pointing out what a stupid statement that is and he's literally debating them in the comments emphasizing the "very well" part of the statement as though they're taking him out of context and this slight distinction makes him right.
@gengrogod3227
2 жыл бұрын
he actually says the opposite: he says “the hands are literally meant to hold things, thats why we evolved to have these meaty things in the first place”
@moonsalibi
2 жыл бұрын
@@drakkenmensch the ultimate technique
@JK-vy8vh
2 жыл бұрын
I can do chin ups/pull ups using one finger on each hand. My fingers are skinny too so yeah hands are top tier appendages.
@harperstillgebauer476
2 жыл бұрын
“The hand is not made to hold anything very well” he is actually a genius I would listen to him
@rigatoni_joe5090
2 жыл бұрын
thousands of years of evolution down the drain I guess lmao
@Macsbook101
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna introduce this guy to a pull up bar
@R3VYZ
2 жыл бұрын
Modern day Einstein.
@user-pr7ll4pe4j
2 жыл бұрын
But he is right, It's made to grip and realise light things. If you have good lever and use your core strength, you can break grip very easy. It's basic wrestling knowledge. Charlie is kinda clownish in this clip.
@TotalXPvideos
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-pr7ll4pe4j except he didn't use "core strength" at all, just wrist movement, which you can counter so fucking easily by, you know, looking at him tryinh that and moving against it...or just shooting the fucker when he slightly moves after you told him not to
@chadcybercock3915
2 жыл бұрын
"... You get killed? Walk it off..." - Bruce Lee, probably.
@Ultraysss
Жыл бұрын
Captain America said that one
@stubert94
2 жыл бұрын
I like how all you have to do is yell "stop!" at a child abductor for them to stop and they just back up throwing their hands up and give up. Very useful information.
@yomommashaus
2 жыл бұрын
It worked on the Nazi's when they were building power. Oh wait, no it didn't...
@lockerbuddy2039
2 жыл бұрын
Kidnapper: Daaaaaawwww shhhhcrap, sorry, try again next week or...? No...? Daawww... Okay...
@VonSnuggles1412
2 жыл бұрын
@@lockerbuddy2039 "you have any friends who got kids, because i can go for them inste- oh you don't? Well man that sucks...where else am i gonna find a child to abduct
@samueldubik4418
Жыл бұрын
I wonder what kind of person would try to abduct the child while their parents are present? They will either wait for child to be alone, or there will be multiple people coming to you and in that case you can't do anything
@hawaiiptiii
Жыл бұрын
no you say swiper no swiping
@ZealotsACH
2 жыл бұрын
The thing is, technically, he is correct about the mechanics of his “tactics”. The main problem is that this type of stuff only works in training situations, where everything is controlled and the aggressor is just standing there not resisting your “defense”. In a real life self defense situation, these “tactics” absolutely will get you seriously injured or killed 99.99% of the time. Your possessions can be replaced, your life cannot. Just comply and continue living. If you survive the encounter, you have won. Most (not all) assailants don’t want to kill you, they just want something from you. If they wanted to kill you they would just kill you immediately, not “hold you up”. If you are going to fight back, these “ninja” moves are useless. You have to be ruthless and willing to do ruthless things. No thumb breaks or pressure points. You need to gouge out eyes, rip out groins, rip out throats, etc.
@dneneb1698
2 жыл бұрын
but if u get ur phone on top of their head it shows that the dude backs up instantly s0ooo yea.
@mookinbabysealfurmittens
2 жыл бұрын
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
@ronin4785
2 жыл бұрын
@@mookinbabysealfurmittens *proceeds to kick him in the balls*
@houseking9211
2 жыл бұрын
true but watching him jam hard objects into the bone on that guys hand hurt to watch
@thee11111
2 жыл бұрын
exactly my thoughts but wayyy better explained lmfao
@iRepUrMax
2 жыл бұрын
He severely underestimates the damage a gunshot does to you at point blank.
@plazmamasta193
2 жыл бұрын
Depending on the weapon you can take multiple gun shots to the body as long as it’s not in vital areas adrenaline and fear will overtake your feeling of pain and the best thing to do if you are shot is to fight with your last breath you will at least have a slim chance of living
@IzmGunner01
2 жыл бұрын
@@plazmamasta193 Or run, a strategic retreat is always an option.
@sovietdies
2 жыл бұрын
@@plazmamasta193 at point blank the escaping gases from the barrel would cause the bullet wound to expand momentarily like a balloon. it's pretty devastating
@sebastianriz4703
2 жыл бұрын
Especially when its pointed point blank at your heart and the biggest artery in your body
@fe1jo628
2 жыл бұрын
@@plazmamasta193 Oh my god. You can't fight when you get shot, do you realize how much energy pistol calibers have?
@truckwarrior5944
2 жыл бұрын
The hold at 7:35 is something you are tought in most self-defense classes. It does work, but not the way he shows. I did practise this with quite a few people. If someone really strong is holding against you, you have the advantage of what he calls "biomechanics" even though it's literally just leverage against the thumbs, but if they really hold you it won't be that fast, unless they are way weaker than you.
@MrTigroz
2 жыл бұрын
“If you’ve been shot, no problem. Just take the gun and shoot him back. What’s he going to do? Take the gun and shoot you again? He’s been shot, he can’t.” The logic checks for me.
@hunterfox6176
2 жыл бұрын
Man really thinks plot armor exists in real life.
@cranberryjuice3469
2 жыл бұрын
That logic is bulletproof
@lukeb1663
2 жыл бұрын
@@cranberryjuice3469 if only his chest was like his logic
@karlbjerke133
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair if your adrenaline is up you could fight back
@moinmaster6438
2 жыл бұрын
@@karlbjerke133 why would only one person's adrenaline be up in a situation like that
@k4seyc
2 жыл бұрын
The summary of this guys self defense: if your attacker does literally nothing while “attacking” you do these very odd maneuvers to defend yourself.
@kevinc.cucumber3697
2 жыл бұрын
Thats the problem with all these martial arts bullshit. This is a scenario in a perfect world, but in reality the attacker isn’t just gonna stand there or fall easily
@cotho1549
2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinc.cucumber3697 and its almost impossible to predict their movement so its basically useless
@kevinc.cucumber3697
2 жыл бұрын
@@cotho1549 if you’re going to teach someone to disarm, teach them a move that has one swift motion. Theres a famous disarmer that even teaches the military on disarming. You grab the barrel of the gun, twist it and bend the gunman’s wrist. 1 swift motion and very simple. If you see any move where there are complex steps and you have to hit pressure points, its 100% bullshit. These videos will seriously get someone killed.
@b00tythunda66
2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinc.cucumber3697 yup, my friend knows how to disarm a gun and have the bullet clip detached from the gun in one move.
@lessgetit4841
2 жыл бұрын
ikr? the only tactic a person needs to do is go primal ape sht. claw, bite, and don’t strategize, just go wild lol
@alexpapingi1338
2 жыл бұрын
The main thing he is missing is that attackers are never calm like the guy who helps them there. They're on extreme level of adrenaline and usually if you make a step they are ready to shoot, don't leave you to go there and catch his pistol
@androiduser6888
2 жыл бұрын
yeah i agree, the other thing with the adrenaline is it gives you more strength and reactive time due to the heightened senses and shit.
@KatSpicert
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, who knows. If someone's crazy enough to pull something like that given the risks, then maybe they have enough adrenaline for it to work!
@camthechameleon2577
2 жыл бұрын
Another thing i notice about this videos is why does the attacker always have the gun either right on the person or in arms reach just doesn't realistic at all
@realityjaunt
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you see that constantly in both self defense programs and McDojos. Most things work with a complying "opponent". Without pressure testing self defense is security theater.
@alexpapingi1338
2 жыл бұрын
@@realityjaunt, that was exactly the other thing I was thinking. When such a training is doing the attacker have to behave like attacker, I don't think someone is going to leave you take his gun so easy. I don't say the tricks don't work but it's strength needed for sure. I have been training such things for five years, as a 45kilos girl I managed to do such tricks to strong guys but there are some situations that when he really turns all the power you really need to be very strong as well.
@eckard9597
2 жыл бұрын
The two best self defense techniques I was taught are these 1. Cardio, they can't fightyou if you they can't catch you 2. Talk to them about themselves. Redirecting verbally is a scientifically proven and highly effective method to disarm a situation. It is the standard method used by Negotiators to de-escalate hostage situations.
@marinefart9082
2 жыл бұрын
Or call the police
@eckard9597
2 жыл бұрын
@@marinefart9082 Takes 0.5 seconds to pull a trigger. Takes 15 minutes on average in the US for the cops to respond to an emergency. Takes me 5 months to reply. Sorry brother I doubt anyone putting a gun to your face is gonna let you call the cops first.
@henryjones8636
2 жыл бұрын
"The hand is not meant to hold anything" absolutely killed me
@OkayKaze
2 жыл бұрын
Its true
@Gmxyz883
2 жыл бұрын
@@BadaFuckingBingBaby what’s the game called
@breakupgoogle4584
2 жыл бұрын
Rock climbers disagree.
@MrSmokeTheBongAlong
2 жыл бұрын
@@BadaFuckingBingBaby I got it if you want ill send it to you.
@lewis9290
2 жыл бұрын
@@BadaFuckingBingBaby I am watching history be made right here
@sandwichenjoyer4253
2 жыл бұрын
Sigma Defense tip #235467: Let an attacker mag dump into your face. Without bullets, he can no longer do further do damage to your body.
@HamRadioCrashCourse
2 жыл бұрын
I am SO HAPPY to see Charlie going after these larpers
@mnkpop5858
2 жыл бұрын
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@JohnJames.
2 жыл бұрын
I always get a kick when he goes over fools I've seen
@ReizokoRyu
2 жыл бұрын
What do these clowns even do?
@Markkiisi
2 жыл бұрын
They give shitty advice and do some disney-ass neighborhood watch bullshit
@oldwest6217
2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is most of these techniques actually work. Have you ever tried?
@alfiemorrison7741
2 жыл бұрын
"the only thing worse than getting shot, is getting shot by someone else." - Dale
@SHMOUSEY86
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Charlie's advice of taking the attacker's gun and "transmogrifying it into a bigger gun" is more useful than anything the dude in the video said
@ToxicSkull0
2 жыл бұрын
But I haven’t trained my wizardry yet. All I can do is imbue the bullets with fire
@YaboyJonnyY0
2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, you have to pay, $19.99 (plus tax) to learn how to transmog your guns.
@BagEnd0
2 жыл бұрын
A lot of these self defense gurus give advice that assumes your attacker isn't going to do anything besides the initial attack. They won't just stand there and let you beat up on them
@manuxx3543
2 жыл бұрын
They played too much ubisoft games
@graystone2802
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I’m the only one here that sees this for some reason, but for example, In the off chance that someone actually is just standing there with a gun to your chest, is there ANY good advice you can give someone? It’s an extremely bleak, one-sided situation. The information this guy is sharing is obviously not perfect, but it’s not bad advice either. Obviously you’re not gonna pull some bio-mechanical, neo from the matrix type shit on your attacker, but even a shitty plan is better than no plan. A lot of the information this guy is sharing is not play-by-play information of what you’re supposed to do, it’s just heuristics that you keep in the back of your mind, so you maybe don’t feel utterly hopeless in what is easily a hopeless situation. This guy is getting a lot of unnecessary ridicule in my opinion.
@enviinv
2 жыл бұрын
@@graystone2802 no.
@dregzz7678
2 жыл бұрын
@@graystone2802 yea do whatever they ask you to do
@crassiewassie8354
2 жыл бұрын
@@graystone2802 There is no realistic situation where this kind of shit happens though If someone has a gun close enough that they can stick it onto your chest they're gonna point it at your head the best self defense strategies that have been preached by every historical marital artist is concede back off run away give them your money. wanting to practice judo is not a good reason to throw your life away and a lot of his strategies assume a person to be completely static the entire time put the martial art into practice have the person actively trying to do what you dont want them to do and then break down why it works dont do a slow motion step by step guide on how to do some ridiculous shit
@jessiewazhere123
2 жыл бұрын
"Do you know what to do if you're being choked against a wall?" Charlie: *MOAN*
@spectatewatch9943
2 жыл бұрын
"Harder"
@brickabang
2 жыл бұрын
“Ew wtf” *attacker ran away. You got 0XP and 87D$*
@willyb7353
2 жыл бұрын
@@brickabang 5000xp
@oofnt
2 жыл бұрын
@@brickabang [Achievement unlocked!] *what the fuck are you doing*
@tj8132
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta till you realise they're into it
@oak3ns
Жыл бұрын
"Nobody shoots me except me" is actually a really good line
@kindabad302
2 жыл бұрын
Quick tip: if you get shot, just don't die, works every time!
@jojonta2119
2 жыл бұрын
"Wario doesn't get game overs because he simply doesn't feel like dying." - Official Wario Land manual
@eagletrucking9493
2 жыл бұрын
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@blueinrealm65
2 жыл бұрын
That's why I always stay in the living room
@D00DM00D
2 жыл бұрын
Oh! Why didn't i think of that earlier!
@jasonarreguin1047
2 жыл бұрын
@@jojonta2119 i remember that lol I love that its Canon that Wario doesnt give consent to death
@yves_23
2 жыл бұрын
"The hands weren't designed to hold things that well" So just fuck the entire concept of hands, huh?
@Bleeto
2 жыл бұрын
yes
@shivriochilly
2 жыл бұрын
*W H E E Z E*
@blurrypotato4573
2 жыл бұрын
Rock climbers be like "wtf"
@arshadzaidi4667
2 жыл бұрын
Guys opposable thumbs weren't made to hold things, you just don't understand his genius. He clearly double majored in evolutionary biology and physiology. Paul Blart's wisdom is limitless you simply aren't on his level 😔 👊
@kimjunghoon02
2 жыл бұрын
"just throw sand in his face" glad to know charles carries pocket sand
@edgyplays0290
2 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didnt use squirrel tactics
@alemage
2 жыл бұрын
POCKET SAND!
@ThatIckyGuy
2 жыл бұрын
Sheh-sheh-shaw!
@stupididiot7486
2 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE
@nikcezar2445
2 жыл бұрын
7:00 that works u can try it but there is a high chance that u will get shoot if u try it but as a last resort is an option i guess
@connortremblay1259
2 жыл бұрын
"The hand is not made to hold anything... very well." Fun fact, the almost exclusive evolutionary purpose of our hands is to hold things. Edit: I just watched 5 seconds further into the video and am so happy with what Charlie said
@TempestTemple
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention guns are literally designed to be held in those hands
@thezerohour5077
2 жыл бұрын
They're literally called handguns for fucks sake
@zagreus5773
2 жыл бұрын
I guess his brain isn't made to think very well either.
@lantig
2 жыл бұрын
Guns are meant to be held by hands And Hands are meant to hold guns too I think that guy have a feet fetish
@Tooopper
2 жыл бұрын
That one actually has a grain of truth. Specifically, working against the thumb (weak, isolated, and almost necessary for simple grips) is normal. He just can’t word for shit. He could have simply just said that the thumb has a weakness or some simple shit like that.
@JanGamex
2 жыл бұрын
“Once you’re shot you’re at the advantage” This is wisdom beyond our comprehension.
@fatalbert2055
2 жыл бұрын
The adrenaline from the gunshot wound will give you hulk-like strength, then simply throw a car or some shit at the attacker.
@snkybrki
2 жыл бұрын
@@fatalbert2055 ez clap
@awesomeperson531
2 жыл бұрын
“If you get hurt, hurt them back. You get killed, walk it off” this quote is from Captain America in AOU. This guy took this line to heart
@SuperLoop7209
2 жыл бұрын
I have extremely limited experience with any form of self defense, and what I know was taught by an old military friend, not a professional trainer. So with that said, even though I basically have zero experience in this field, none of this makes any sense to me. It feels like something you’d see in a cartoon.
@juless66
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie, we really need a series of you and Matt trying out these lifesaving procedures and techniques
@soloxsavage513
2 жыл бұрын
I’d like, comment, subscribe to that
@HappyBeeGaming
2 жыл бұрын
I think after a few times they showed it wasn't possible it might get a bit repetitive. But a single video would be nice
@mnkpop5858
2 жыл бұрын
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@joshgibson539
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie should just try this out by giving him a Nerf gun.
@GardenGuy1943
2 жыл бұрын
He can do it with me
@sebastianratliff63
2 жыл бұрын
"If it's a kid I'll just throw sand in his face and push him down" -Moist, 2021
@AZodiacCancer
2 жыл бұрын
Pocket Sand
@youssafsu2307
2 жыл бұрын
"Give me sand" -Eddie Bravo
@idkkkkkkkk_
2 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic
@tangytim6699
2 жыл бұрын
He's gonna put some dirt in his eye
@onehitkills7438
2 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@Lassenissen
2 жыл бұрын
If you get shot once you have the perfect defense against getting shot twice. The second bullet will ricochet off the bullet already lodged in your chest and hit the attacker.
@liangarvas8139
2 жыл бұрын
amazing
@Draco_X4
2 жыл бұрын
"That's because the hands are not made to hold anything very well." bro im dying laughing
@halloweenaddict4034
2 жыл бұрын
"Okay he's saying it with confidence he's probably right." -the German people in 1933
@airplanes_aren.t_real
2 жыл бұрын
This is.... concerningly accurate
@Rosecain27
2 жыл бұрын
Oof
@mc-ps-playa5569
2 жыл бұрын
That’s literally what happened
@Sevenes7-S
2 жыл бұрын
- the American people in 2016
@halloweenaddict4034
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sevenes7-S *every election. Democracy is a joke.
@Hawishh
2 жыл бұрын
The way Dale acts like getting shot or attacked and still fully moving is normal must mean Dale has some sort of Zenkai Boost ability.
@BlackScreenProductions125
2 жыл бұрын
Yo, wait, Dale is one letter away from Kale... IS DALE THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN???
@Giliver
2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't shock and adrenaline kick in? If so you should be able to disarm someone after taking a non lethal shot within that small window assuming you have the techniques and knowledge down.
@imnimbusy2885
2 жыл бұрын
“Well either that or… Power levels are bullsh*t!”
@Gooner184
2 жыл бұрын
@@Giliver No
@azrael-qt6tq
2 жыл бұрын
"You're not dealing with the average police officer anymore..."
@GusBeBussin
2 жыл бұрын
Dale's charisma is completely maxed. "If you get shot, just smile at the perpetrator and ask them if they have any last words."
@Brandon-ct8vo
2 жыл бұрын
if i shot someone and they did that i'd be running like usain bolt outta there
@LilPW
2 жыл бұрын
I mean that is a fucking power move if I've ever heard one. Dale has the terrifying presence perk from fnv
@notatrollll
2 жыл бұрын
HELP! CALL AN AMBULANCE! But not for ME!
@FeatheredCreature
2 жыл бұрын
4:57 bro why do that complicated shit just bite the guy
@thedudeguy121
2 жыл бұрын
What Charlie is forgetting is that humans have a passive perk that when health is below 50% you do double damage
@dadog4077
2 жыл бұрын
Also your agility and damage resistance multiplies by 2x, aka adrenaline woooooo
@greenbrickbox3392
2 жыл бұрын
When you are getting mugged at gunpoint, but your attacker doesn't realize you have a Red Tearstone Ring on
@sebastianmoscoso9404
2 жыл бұрын
@@greenbrickbox3392 when he doesnt realize you got 60 POISE
@zxden5962
2 жыл бұрын
Correction: This advises is only recommended to people with maxed armor skill.
@Somespideronline
2 жыл бұрын
Or suicidal people
@Glucoseus
2 жыл бұрын
Only for those who have an armour stat of at least 35 and have a few wheels of cheese
@k_Why
2 жыл бұрын
There's a psychological phenomenon, where people in demonstrations like these just play along and follow along with the movement subconsciously, because humans are programmed to avoid conflict and trying to fuck with your buddies demonstration might put you into an awkward position. But because it's subconscious these people then start to think the shit they're doing is actually effective.
@KlaximumSkroeft
2 жыл бұрын
I always think of that fat kung fu guy and his buddy with the spatula who keeps slapping him and he's like 'no, no, nooo'
@BUCKikwi
2 жыл бұрын
@@KlaximumSkroeft Can you elaborate on Mr. Kung Fu?
@ssmfetti
2 жыл бұрын
In the process, everyone loses in whole.
@lilip009
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is another fake martial arts shit
@KlaximumSkroeft
2 жыл бұрын
@@BUCKikwi kzitem.info/news/bejne/xG6nzW1rs5irn20
@M.J44
2 жыл бұрын
13:25 How to break your phone on your attacker's head and only really piss them off further
@tremoral4097
2 жыл бұрын
The really neat things with guns is they have range, most people aren’t going to push it into you and will also probably just shoot you if you make any attempt to defend yourself
@stephaniec8816
2 жыл бұрын
This was my first thought- I was like- wait what. XD
@thegamingraven1691
2 жыл бұрын
I know right, there is a very good reason, if someone has a gun to your head you listen to what they tell you to do
@kiloklavdi1185
2 жыл бұрын
75m or more approx so if you try to run away,say night night to your spine
@whaletiger5591
2 жыл бұрын
Major hole in our protagonist’s plot armor: Guns can be fired even when they’re not pressed in our center of biomechanics. Instead of this training, I’ll just carry around my tactical Moby Huge. Nobody will try to rob you if you’re carrying one of those around, the fear is too great
@returntosenderrickluvmorty2157
2 жыл бұрын
Hashtag action express
@narpas_
2 жыл бұрын
Speak softly and carry a big
@eldybellacetin8167
2 жыл бұрын
Lol fuck I pictured it colored in camo and me dragging it around
@keaganmon6272
2 жыл бұрын
@FURRY GAYMERS AGAINIST TRUMP banning guns wouldn't do anything to the stats of gun related crimes, so technically you'd still be at the threat of being killed with a gun. But that would mean that you don't have the option to defend yourself with a gun.
@Nar01
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie doesn’t need this man’s self defense techniques. Charlie has his deadly *breakdancing* moves.
@SaltyGame3435
2 жыл бұрын
Just like majima from yakuza
@eagletrucking9493
2 жыл бұрын
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@mnkpop5858
2 жыл бұрын
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@dauntingkitty
2 жыл бұрын
Majima
@user-rk9ze9df4m
2 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is wrong with this comment section
@bryantsview1652
2 жыл бұрын
6:25 What did you say punk? BIG MEATY CLAWS
@rp4712
2 жыл бұрын
“Man teaches people how to BiOmEcHaNicAlLy stop an attacker. Instantly regrets it.” - New Dhar Mann video
@pawpaw6831
2 жыл бұрын
“After you attacked me, I lost everything, my house, my job, now I can’t walk, I lost all control of my bowels”
@demitrivalada9758
2 жыл бұрын
@@pawpaw6831 “so you see….”
@theunknownguy265
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@theunknownguy265
2 жыл бұрын
@@pawpaw6831 lol
@kinghaki3000
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he just assumes that everybody has years of tactical training and would be able to think quick on they're feet when it comes to life or death situations. Also, being able to say that the hands were not built to hold anything that well with a straight face is a skill within itself.
@sebastianriz4703
2 жыл бұрын
Imma be honest, you can have 30+ years of combat experience and you would never be able to pull off ANY of these "techniques" in real life combat. EVERY single scenerio can be dubunked by not paying your actor to let you do whatever bullshit you want to do too them. Every single technique he shows can be easily countered by not standing there like a potato. This is prime bullshido.
@Manganization
2 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianriz4703 I mean, it's not really bullshit, it's just that you have to literally be expecting to be attacked at all times to even begin to pull off these stunts. Almost every self-defense series are like this. Most of the time, people are just satisfied thinking up ways they can get out of situations rather than hoping they find the opportunity to pull off these stunts. Nine out of ten times you wouldn't be in any ideal situation to enact any of this anyway, like you said.
@Kalmah-ic5nf
2 жыл бұрын
@@Manganization It is bullshit...
@Manganization
2 жыл бұрын
@@blasphimus I agree.
@beanzy1891
2 жыл бұрын
@@blasphimus me and u play naked keep away ok?? Not gay
@WhopperJrNoCheese
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who shoots frequently. The guy who was holding the airsoft gun has piss poor grip which would allow hos firearm to be manipulated by someone other than him. If you go up against someone who knows what they’re doing, the first move you make to disarm them will most probably be your last.
@johntaco861
2 жыл бұрын
There’s also the fact that...it isn’t that hard to shoot a gun, plus all of these moves won’t work if that fucker is like 6-10ft away from you.
@Zluken
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention a competent gunman would not have body contact with the firearm and if the space is confined you should have the firearm closer to your own body. If the agressor tried to grab for your gun or hurt you, they could, but they would eat a whole mag of 9x19 before they could seriously injure you.
@valentinfranco4528
2 жыл бұрын
@@johntaco861 literally at the press of a button.
@bucciarati1873
2 жыл бұрын
That the main reason I find his advice horrible. The human reaction time is pretty fast. You’ll have a bullet in your brain before you move 2 inches. This advice would only work if the person doesn’t actually want to kill you, and you should never assume someone threatening your life has that much humanity left.
@bucciarati1873
2 жыл бұрын
@@valentinfranco4528 yes. I’ve never shot an actual gun before, but I would assume it would just take 0.10-0.25 seconds for your attacker to put a bullet in your head. This advice feels like it’s assuming humans take more than a second to react.
@christovermartinsamuel1882
2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought these was meant to be tips if you didn't want to fight (to avoid getting the same punishment as the bullies at school), but then I realize the other person was holding a gun
@FruitFlyKilla
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing says 'i'm a fraud martial arts instructor' like fingerless gloves.
@orangeismyfavoritecolor
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely.
@blackparademistress1
2 жыл бұрын
Gives me more homes less guy or emo kid vibes
@1moreno444
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@dusksentry5836
2 жыл бұрын
I love how even if any of these work, he assumes he'd have the dexterity and concentration required to do them after being punched, strangled, or shot
@milesmonacothesequel2294
2 жыл бұрын
99 dex
@prosaic.7944
2 жыл бұрын
100% gay
@tangytim6699
2 жыл бұрын
@@prosaic.7944 What the
@dusksentry5836
2 жыл бұрын
@@tangytim6699 100% gay
@MyAramil
2 жыл бұрын
Right. Specially if you just GOT SHOT IN THE HEART! I think that the second you start to mess with the guys gun, that would be covered at least partially with your blood and be next to impossible to handle by the slide, would then be used to shoot you again.
@originalbadass2020
2 жыл бұрын
"If you get shot, just respawn guys" - your's truly, detroit survival chad
@viderevero1338
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Michigan, I truly am proud that we’re producing such flawless advice for the world to follow.
@joshuapatrick682
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been shot, the first thing to do is try to control/stop the bleeding if possible before you pass/bleed out. Then get to a hospital and hope they have a trauma unit, if they don’t you might have to drive 250 miles to one that does. That was a long day. 5 hours of surgery and 3 hours of driving with a GSW is exhausting not to mention the pain.
@louis8487
Жыл бұрын
Did you drive yourself to the hospital?
@aarons6935
Жыл бұрын
You've never been shot.
@gaprap104
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie doesn't understand that this man's build buffs his power when he's under 15% health. He can one shot after being shot, very high risk high reward build.
@sywkiller4580z
2 жыл бұрын
he also got a passive that prevents 1 fatal hit and leave his hp at 1
@siam3854
2 жыл бұрын
don't forget , he loses about 30% of his health to gain temporary abs . You are indeed right about him being very high risk high reward build .
@gaprap104
2 жыл бұрын
@@sywkiller4580z only level 1 death defiance
@blame7121
2 жыл бұрын
Some advice I've heard is if you're being assaulted or otherwise in a scenario where you'd yell for help, don't yell "help", but instead yell "fire". People are apparently less likely to investigate a source of "help" because that's an unknown threat to them and will be more discouraged to actually come and help. Yell "fire" instead and everyone will want to see where the fire is, thus actually getting people to your location.
@NobodyImportant69420
2 жыл бұрын
What if someone is pointing a gun at you?
@johnbacile9495
2 жыл бұрын
Yell, free cash
@benjaminkerger8072
2 жыл бұрын
Always wondered how true this is... Personally I feel like if you yelled near me "Fire!'" I'd start dipping tf away from wherever the fire is supposed to be, e.g. near the person yelling fire. However if someone yells "Help!" I feel much more inclined to run towards them.
@spacevanguard5725
2 жыл бұрын
This guy has a perk "the lower your health, the higher your damage resistance"
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