I'm a cabinet maker and I think we are all living in a cabinet.
@quikie1984
15 күн бұрын
😂 well done 👏
@Steveatetheicecream
15 күн бұрын
CABINET TRUTHERS UNITE 🎉
@jswords1977
15 күн бұрын
🤯🤯🤯
@Talk378
15 күн бұрын
Indian in the cupboard was an inside job
@courageinthedark
15 күн бұрын
Very much we could be .
@Lonely_Goat
15 күн бұрын
If we are living in a simulation why did I get the "work 55 hours with fat wife DLC?"
@chupapi4815
15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@804god
15 күн бұрын
Instead of dollars the developers get paid in your suffering
@benv3953
15 күн бұрын
You put your settings on Extreme difficulty
@TryhardCodBoah
15 күн бұрын
You bought the fat wife dlc urself bro I think you might be into it at this point
@Rome_22
15 күн бұрын
@@benv3953😂
@INDIANBLANKET
11 күн бұрын
If I am a character in a video game, then the person controlling me has a seriously warped sense of humour.
@chrisgotvibes
11 күн бұрын
Energy flows where attention goes. Congratulations. You played yourself.
@1xBossup
10 күн бұрын
@@chrisgotvibes😭😂😂😂ur dumb for that lmaooo
@TariqSunOfYah
10 күн бұрын
Plot twist. No one's controlling you. You're an NPC.
@CCCPWarHammer
10 күн бұрын
amen brother
@houdinididiit
10 күн бұрын
Depeche Mode made a song about that
@BongsAway90
11 күн бұрын
Imagine dying in this world and waking up in a room in your real body and not too much time passed but it felt like a lifetime , and all the rich people from this world are just no life video game sweats who’ve figured out all the mechanics of this game .
@kalebdye4378
10 күн бұрын
Ur too stoned 😂
@gabriellagelir2027
10 күн бұрын
I havd really thought about that. When I die, I wake up in a room and take a headset off.
@BongsAway90
10 күн бұрын
@@kalebdye4378 yes but no
@maxx.mazzeo
10 күн бұрын
😂😂
@betterd9160
10 күн бұрын
How about when you die that last moment of death goes on for eternity in our minds and this is where heaven exists. It’s like the theory where if you enter a black hole time slows down to the point where a second takes an eternity to pass.
@davidhendy7253
13 күн бұрын
My player has been a noob for 46 years
@Augfordpdoggie
12 күн бұрын
he will be a noob next year too , so make it 47 ;)
@ACFUN34
12 күн бұрын
You should google the meaning of word "noob" .
@MiniTutoriel
12 күн бұрын
@@Augfordpdoggie and yours is rude . So Rude
@supadrew932
12 күн бұрын
Lift weights buddy , trust me
@AntonMoquin-vg1sy
12 күн бұрын
Have you tried turning off the simulation and turning it back on again.
@konkon4488
11 күн бұрын
Joe trying to act like he hasn’t heard this same theory 100 times before
@YourLordnAuthority-1
11 күн бұрын
Becuase it’s true?
@orangecrusader1177
10 күн бұрын
@@YourLordnAuthority-1isn't
@dogtownoon9791
10 күн бұрын
He like cool easy check today hit him with the usual question
@d.godummyy
10 күн бұрын
@@YourLordnAuthority-1*could be
@olibauski443
10 күн бұрын
He just still doesn't understand the principle
@Dremth
11 күн бұрын
Another fun thing to consider that could suggest a simulation is that data in the universe tends to be represented in the most compact way possible, allowing for the maximum amount of complexity with the minimal amount of waste. It's exactly how an engineer would try to optimize the data. The whole concept of wave-function collapse and other quantum phenomenon allow for incredible fidelity in behavior without needing incredible fidelity in representation, until you need it. Just like in a video game where the computer tries to only care about what you're looking closely at, and everything else is an approximation. You could also see how the speed of light might be analogous to the computer's clock because it's tied so tightly with time. It guarantees everything gets an update, even if you approach the limits of the processor; the entire simulation slows down to devote processor resources to updating the fast-moving object. Everything else still gets its updates, just less frequently.
@alexanderbean7737
10 күн бұрын
I like this
@Maradonaldinho
9 күн бұрын
"It guarantees everything gets an update, even if you approach the limits of the processor; the entire simulation slows down to devote processor resources to updating the fast-moving object." That's a fascinating thought
@Maradonaldinho
9 күн бұрын
@omopurse9668 Just a thought... it might do you good to ask yourself why you're default setting is a negative one. Genuinely, it could help you if you're honest with yourself. Good luck. 🤗
@shortty7618
9 күн бұрын
@@Maradonaldinhothink about this. Seriously think about it. Why can’t we see things that are very far away? What’s blocking me from seeing something clear, that is way off in the distance? A tree. A piece of paper. Any kind of object. Why from a certain distance, is that object blurry, and as you get closer, you see more and more detail. Sounds like rendering to me.
@ProfoundFamiliarity
9 күн бұрын
@@MaradonaldinhoI often find my default setting shift to negative too when commenting online. I essentially agree with your comment. I think part of it is that we didn't evolve to encounter so many people we don't know, and their opinions, without having to meet them physically.
@Velnias8
13 күн бұрын
Joe holding back with all his strength to not start talking about dmt again
@AteamerHFF
13 күн бұрын
😂
@pedroroque829
13 күн бұрын
I've tried lsd but I'm actually afraid of taking dmt, it's so powerful
@b00ts4ndc4ts
13 күн бұрын
Just finished making a batch, been at it for three weeks and going to get stuck into it on a camping trip.
@b00ts4ndc4ts
13 күн бұрын
@@pedroroque829you could smoke about the same as the tip off a butter knife and have nice visuals and it would wear off in 15 mins or you can go at it with a few pipes one after the other and meet the others.
@rosskeddy2522
13 күн бұрын
Let's go on a trip in more ways than one.😎😉💥😆
@Person-eh9nr
15 күн бұрын
I’m a simulation and I think we are all living inside of a video game designer
@dertythegrower
15 күн бұрын
We are the music makers.
@crizzo450
15 күн бұрын
@@dertythegrower And we are the dreamers of dreams.
@WhiteTeeTurnip
15 күн бұрын
dude.
@ReadyPlayerTomVR
15 күн бұрын
Underrated comment.
@revddtunivesralbroadcaststash
15 күн бұрын
funny ..
@dyland7350
10 күн бұрын
I didn't realize my stoned ass childish hypotheticals were the basis of an entire college course. Modern Education really is a scam.
@dyland7350
9 күн бұрын
@omopurse9668 that would mean the 'dead internet' theory holds more weight than initially expected.
@christopherharris8312
9 күн бұрын
Simulation theory isnt a childish hypothetical. If its researched enough and proves to be true it could be massive technologically.
@fity_4696
8 күн бұрын
Realize Joe gives a platform to the craziest of the crazy now.
@dyland7350
8 күн бұрын
@@christopherharris8312 I believe that theorizing about our reality in such a grandiose way is important for our collective awareness as a species, but ultimately unconfirmed since we are unable to verify our theories. It's speculation land. There's also an element of bias that's hard to eliminate since we sit dead in the middle of the simulation. For instance, What if there are constraints placed by God himself which limit our baseline perception of the Simulation? That would mess all of our notation up big time.
@bofasofa9399
7 күн бұрын
Ah yes, because that one college course is definitely not just a random elective being given at a random university
@Randomonium66
11 күн бұрын
Plot twist: We're all NPCs programmed to never accept that fact.
@salar1586
9 күн бұрын
What would happen if we accept, nothing. Alot of people believe it so what
@TangoNevada
9 күн бұрын
I bet many people feel like their life is that of an NPC. Get up, go to work, come home, do chores, eat dinner, go to sleep, rinse and repeat. That is basically an NPC. If we're in a simulation, some of us need to be NPC's. And some of us need to be the NPC Dragon. Or just press pause and get back to reality.
@SuperYrch
13 күн бұрын
When we die, you wake up on a couch holding a bong sitting next to your alien friends and they say, "did you feel it?"
@53strat55
11 күн бұрын
Exactly lol, been saying this shit too. Only difference its on a alien ship or something.
@dudeman5812
11 күн бұрын
I know dude. I’m hoping it’s just something like that and we wake up to a less depressing and strife filled world. Or maybe the majority is just unhealthy right now. Idk but working life away and going through so much pain can’t be real
@jacobaaron1250
11 күн бұрын
I remember seeing that meme on ifunny like a decade ago, lol it’s certainly an interesting thought
@FigurativeDreams
11 күн бұрын
@@jacobaaron1250 nerd nerd broek gescheurd
@jacobaaron1250
11 күн бұрын
@@FigurativeDreams are you being mean to me lol
@RapTalesRewind
15 күн бұрын
My mom died in 2012.. if she is out of the simulator, Im asking her to pls top up my account, add more perks, and fix some things in the past. Come on, Mama!
@Jakob.Hamburg
15 күн бұрын
According to some believe-systems, this will work. Keep us informed!
@coryleblanc
15 күн бұрын
probly works if you pray
@Mpackp
15 күн бұрын
Ask her for 1600 Microsoft points!
@LiquorBeaver
15 күн бұрын
Don’t count on it She’s a deadbeat
@caincotterill5493
15 күн бұрын
Classic👊🏼🇬🇧
@blockboyRP
15 күн бұрын
Im a banker I think we’re all living in debt
@starsixtyseven195
15 күн бұрын
Your not wrong, no one owns anything anymore its all debt
@DannyTillotson
15 күн бұрын
Most accurate comment
@scruf153
15 күн бұрын
I am debt free all thanks to minimum wage jobs house is paid for at 48 I doing fine
@audiarayz
15 күн бұрын
@@scruf153🥇
@yoshiworkmusic
15 күн бұрын
😂
@meanmug5258
10 күн бұрын
They did a really good job programing the illness im dealing with. Feels very real.
@killacam9286
10 күн бұрын
That is a technological glitch/ abnormalitie within the simulation ecosystem. Also can refer to it as a virus.
@Maradonaldinho
9 күн бұрын
Need to file a #bugreport (Sorry, couldn't resist a programming joke. I wish you the best of luck with your illness and I hope that all the rest, relaxation and recuperation that could possibly come your way, does.)
@TangoNevada
9 күн бұрын
I know,. Can I go to options and turn off the Ulcerative Colitis Option? And turn on the Super Healthy Option? And the Arthritis Option, I want that turned off as well. Whomever is playing me, please turn the difficulty level down to easy or novice. Or use a cheat code for God Mode.
@anobar
8 күн бұрын
@@TangoNevadalook into carnivore diet
@TangoNevada
8 күн бұрын
@@anobar Been there, done that. I understand it works for some. But we're all different.
@ruperteverton5497
10 күн бұрын
So basically we're living in a simulation because this guy got too immersed in something that looks like Wii Table Tennis? Got it.
@PRICEX
10 күн бұрын
Lmao
@gibbethoskins8621
10 күн бұрын
U didn't watch it all the way through did you? This is the generation of short attention spans and assumptions. Got it.
@rdzfreshxx809
9 күн бұрын
😂
@devinpledger2251
4 күн бұрын
More to it then that. Hes a computer science programmer. Life isn't that simple kido.
@BigBoss-lp9yi
4 күн бұрын
Maybe, maybe not. Further analysis needed 👌🏾
@MyNameJeff..
13 күн бұрын
My buddy and I were golfing about 10 years ago and I explained simulation theory to him. He took a hit from his bowl and blew out smoke and was just like “my guy gets me high all day.” I still crack tf up that to this day
@dowhatiwantc7637
12 күн бұрын
That’s hilarious sounds like a similar simulation to mine
@remarkablenine8302
12 күн бұрын
That’s hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂
@billsgym5579
12 күн бұрын
@@dowhatiwantc7637 My buddy and I were golfing about 10 years ago and I explained simulation theory to him. He took a hit from his bowl and blew out smoke and was just like “my guy gets me high all day.” I still crack tf up that to this day
@Probabilityislife
11 күн бұрын
That's mine but the real sick twist is I hate smoking and always try to quit for my health and longevity. Yet still I'm getting high everyday, all day.
@michelep9825
11 күн бұрын
Cause he doesn't waste his time on that bullshit theory
@bloatedsodium7301
15 күн бұрын
To unlock the simulation, simply press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start.
@Sadioli
15 күн бұрын
I tried that and accidentally no-clipped out of reality 🥴
@grimlocked2524
15 күн бұрын
Contra?!
@SoakintheSchadenfreude
15 күн бұрын
Instructions unclear: my family is all stuck in the t-pose position.
@Youd876
15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Swift_Arrow_
15 күн бұрын
This is the way
@Crackers360
11 күн бұрын
I’m not religious but it makes me laugh how people can’t see that simulation theory is just creationism, they’ve just switched “god” for “programmer” it’s literally the exact same thing!
@SeeSawMassacre
11 күн бұрын
You make a good point. Reminds me of an unattributed quote: "Man will believe anything, as long as it's not in the Bible." Ironically, the quote is commonly attributed to Napoleon, though there is no evidence of his saying or writing it.
@Disinfo321
9 күн бұрын
One is fabricated stories over time, another is something scientists are trying to comprehend. It’s a theory, religion is stories.
@SeeSawMassacre
9 күн бұрын
@@Disinfo321 Creationism is at least as scientifically viable as the theory of everything coming from a singularity with no explained origin or cause for expansion. Just because one theory aligns with a lot of religions, doesn't mean it is in itself religious. Also, there are many books in the Bible that are not primarily narrative based, or "stories". The book of proverbs, for instance, is a book of proverbs. One could just as easily dismiss this theory of simulation as a story that was fabricated over time. And it's laughably convenient (as evidenced by all the laughing in the comments) that this theory is being considered at the precise time that people are dealing in and creating complex simulations. They're like a kid with a new toy. One of the key differences between the theoretical science mankind is always involved in, and the books of the Bible is that the Bible foretells what will happen and is not wrong. Mankind on the other hand thought Columbus would fall off the side of the earth, that we'd all be living on the moon with jetpacks, and millions of other predictions that were supposedly arrived at scientifically, but never came to pass. That people put so much faith in the pseudo science of their respective lifetimes, while laughing at the science of yesteryear is strange.
@Balkanlegija
4 күн бұрын
So Many theories Had become Stories...our todays theories will follow
@jmkfitness2195
10 күн бұрын
Was anyone else really hoping Joe or Jamie was going to bring up the “Mandela effect” to Robert? Especially when he was talking about variables being changed and some people having memories of the past where that particular variable was different? For example, the monopoly man wearing a monocle. To this day, I still have a clear memory of drawing the monopoly man with a monocle when I was a kid for one of my school home work projects, I remember trying to draw a perfect circle for it searching around my mums bedroom trying to find a small ring that would fit just right over his eye and trace over it. A pretty interesting listen, one thing we can’t forgot which is so true. Imagine the VR Simulation technology in 1000 years. It would be next level.
@BlackTheDripper
9 күн бұрын
Imagine it in 1000 years? That's probably what our more advanced selves said 1000 years ago. 😂
@TangoNevada
9 күн бұрын
They do cover the Mandela effect on this Podcast. And accurately sum it up to false memories., by what amounts to very few people.
@NinjaNovice
8 күн бұрын
You're confusing the "Monopoly Man" with the Pringles guy.
@TangoNevada
8 күн бұрын
@@NinjaNovice Or is it Mr. Peanut?
@BlueMarbleApeMan
8 күн бұрын
You likely just confused the Monopoly Man with images of Mr. Peanut who had a tophat (like MM) and a monocle. Most ME examples can be easily explained as a mixing up or misremembering of things
@jopo7996
15 күн бұрын
Imagine someone in a wheelchair, or extreme abject poverty thinking, 'if this is a simulation, WTF?'
@TP-pq9xx
15 күн бұрын
It’s really exactly the same idea as believing in a god’s “plan” that’s preordained
@heelmoxley365
15 күн бұрын
You gotta buy the middle class pack for 49.99.
@dertythegrower
15 күн бұрын
or a JoPo without a funny comment on JRE
@adammiller8597
15 күн бұрын
Broke my tibia and fibula so I'm in a wheelchair now until I heal up but damn I wish this was a simulation cuz I am in pain everyday brother lol
@BartT75
15 күн бұрын
AKA 'Free to play'
@jpmilligan213
15 күн бұрын
Deja vu is just you reloading to a previous save.
@jimmyj8161
14 күн бұрын
Haha, and really memory cards are our coffins, when ejected no more loads left when we die 😂😂😂😂
@Kspice9000
14 күн бұрын
? Nah deju vu is the same event glitch restarting.
@pl9915
14 күн бұрын
Maybe if there was a loading screen . . wait
@Broc971
14 күн бұрын
Fuckkkkkk 🤯
@Beavisofficial
14 күн бұрын
No it's not, it's your brain correcting a memory. Get it right kid.
@GhxstKeeper
11 күн бұрын
I think we’re all micro humans living on Joe’s bald head
@vladusa
7 күн бұрын
Think about this: if we pair simulations with stable diffusion and incredibly high levels of computation, the universe can be simulated with a simple set of mathematical functions.
@RogerMance
15 күн бұрын
Im a procrastinator, I'll think about where i think we live some other time.
@dickiedooda.3271
15 күн бұрын
Gonna write a book on procrastination, when I get around to it.
@damienkilcannonvryce
15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JosephOcasio
15 күн бұрын
Lmao
@Securityman86
15 күн бұрын
Hahaha
@CursedWheelieBin
14 күн бұрын
If there’s one thing worth procrastinating about, it’s this
@Daumat_
15 күн бұрын
You know the topic is scary, when absolutley all comments are jokes.
@ahmed25janegy
15 күн бұрын
Or the comments are all jokes because this theory is ridiculous
@silvervayne8749
14 күн бұрын
@@ahmed25janegy What's so ridiculous about it?
@daedalus1
14 күн бұрын
It is an esoteric theory and difficult for most to understand. Thus, people mock what they do not understand in order to minimize it. The human ego is a powerful force.
@swooshdutch4335
14 күн бұрын
@@tristang6223 but the catch is if we are living in a simulation everything you believe to be true is an illusion, thats the point he is making, you cant really prove its happening if it is... in your experience there is an entire human history and earth history and your own history, but how do you know that is real ? how do you know its not just simulated history and today is actually the first day of your existance...you can never know for sure... you could argue but books have been written, biology proves i have existed X amount of time or whatever, but if you bring in the argument that it is all there because its simulated...the biology and books mean nothing because the simulation would of simulated those too....and in that same line of thought you cant use our evolution to disprove simulation, because maybe we never did evolve and everything is simulated, you just believe we evolved as a species and created tech etc...but who says that actually happend and its not just implanted memory ?
@EWT123
14 күн бұрын
@@daedalus1nailed it.
@VictorDelPrete
10 күн бұрын
Summary: “in other words, scientists believe in creation now.”
@RoxieParadox
11 күн бұрын
I stared up at the sun today. Only to realize that I was seeing it from the inside out because we in fact, are living inside the sun.
@lc-ii9ii
15 күн бұрын
Yes let's trust a guy who tried to lean on a VR ping pong table
@fishingbruh
13 күн бұрын
No shit, he even said it was way back when, when the VR games were still shitty af. I had “fancy pricey vr “ in 2019, and it still sucked. This guys a loon
@kevingeorge7843
13 күн бұрын
☠️☠️☠️☠️
@thisisblain
12 күн бұрын
😭😭
@shelley1004
11 күн бұрын
Lol
@youriemanuel7637
8 күн бұрын
Made me laugh out loud
@SupervisorJimLahey
14 күн бұрын
I’m a drunk trailer park supervisor and we are living in the liquor.
@Rarasrevenge
14 күн бұрын
fuckin way she goes
@krisztiankovacs9222
14 күн бұрын
Time for a little drinky poo
@tothetexaschiefalotrecords738
14 күн бұрын
Drunk
@-KillaWatt-
14 күн бұрын
I am the liquor
@adamdavis5312
13 күн бұрын
Anointed in the liquor ..
@GhilenPeek
11 күн бұрын
If we were living in a simulation, why would our designers want us to KNOW that we are living in a simulation. Its not like you have Kratos turning to the camera and telling us "I don't want to do this shit anymore, this is stupid"
@PirateRadioPodcasts
11 күн бұрын
Eastern philosophy has, for thousands of years, called it MAYA: the VEIL of ILLUSION. TIME & SPACE, huh? What a concept.
@meggg3
9 күн бұрын
They say time is the fourth dimension
@timytidy60
9 күн бұрын
@meggg3 no, it is 6th dimension.
@meggg3
9 күн бұрын
@@timytidy60 literally google “what dimension is time”
@SiimKoger
13 күн бұрын
It's actually a very good point which I haven't thought about before. VR doesn't have to be as realistic as the base reality, it just has to be realistic enough for you to forget that something more real exists.
@nKm-2023
13 күн бұрын
Or your memory is wiped when entering this simulation (you start as a baby and have to learn everything from scratch) then when you go back, your original memory is restored along with the memory of the life you just lived in this simulation. Also we have 5 senses here but in base reality we might have 20 (or 100) so this might be a really dumbed down simulation but since we are inside with only the 5 senses, it is as real as it gets to us until we get out.
@klin1klinom
12 күн бұрын
I think he's missing the key point of simulation hypothesis, which is everything is an NPC. There's no one hooked up to the "Matrix" on the other side.
@SiimKoger
12 күн бұрын
@@klin1klinom If everyone and everything is NPC then no one is 😄
@unrealhaole
12 күн бұрын
Literally Plato’s allegory of the cave, and his theory of forms.
@LibertyorDie1976
12 күн бұрын
It's a dumb point.
@PaulMaguire-tf8sq
15 күн бұрын
I’m a fleshlight and I think we’re all screwed
@calistogauva707
15 күн бұрын
⬆️ This.
@stevenkmcdonald
15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 crazy
@RealMTBAddict
15 күн бұрын
Shakeweights agree
@kenhmful
15 күн бұрын
😂😂
@WishUponaDarkstar
15 күн бұрын
Better wash that thing starts smelling like vinegar.
@SKoGoMoney
11 күн бұрын
I'm unsure if I am replaying the simulation in a different way. I genuinely think I was a fallschrimjaeger in WWII. German came extremely easy to me even though nobody near me speaks it, and I have memories of combat. I joined the US Army infantry and became a paratrooper. I might be stuck on repeat with different variables.
@jimmyjazz7693
11 күн бұрын
the fact that this could EASILY explain the Mandela Effect & Deja Vu scares the TF out of me.
@gman1185
9 күн бұрын
Dude, I couldn't agree more, jeez
@salar1586
9 күн бұрын
Deja Vu is an illusion, it happens when the left or the right side of your brain works a little bit slower. I got 1000 deja vu's in 5 days because i got so high it was scary. People 100 years ago didnt have the problems we have today and we don't live in a simulation
@m1ye492
9 күн бұрын
there are multiple other explanations for both of those things, though.
@charltonlyon8865
15 күн бұрын
Well whoever is running this simulation… simulate some more funds to my bank account
@RealMTBAddict
15 күн бұрын
Are you Ukraine?
@charltonlyon8865
15 күн бұрын
@@RealMTBAddict lol 😂 they bought the dlc package to get tons of money
@RealMTBAddict
15 күн бұрын
@@charltonlyon8865 Shit about 35 DLCs 🤣
@vitaly2432
15 күн бұрын
Should've bought a season pass. Look at Elon Musk, he's doing great.
@charlesjiles5674
15 күн бұрын
Same here lmfaooo
@baa9223
15 күн бұрын
Joes hierarchy of relationships: Dog Wife Kids
@hereticalhobby
15 күн бұрын
As it should be 😂😂😂
@imranak12
15 күн бұрын
Where is bears?
@LordDeuce-ul7my
15 күн бұрын
Hey why would you put the wife before the kids?
@nicemediagroup
15 күн бұрын
Dog Kids Wife***
@stefanfreestylez
15 күн бұрын
@@hereticalhobbydogs are for work and they are happiest doing that. What people have done to them is just sick. Also if you get attached to an animal more than humans (especially your own offspring) you need to seriously question your sanity.
@Thorcat001
11 күн бұрын
The problem with this theory is that it assumes because we are simulated humans that the other end is a human or a body altogether. It could be some kind of eternal being wanting to know what a physical body feels like
@raineedaytinyfilms
10 күн бұрын
Exactly
@raineedaytinyfilms
10 күн бұрын
… almost like we’re his children
@meggg3
9 күн бұрын
It’s some kind of “robot” that being self aware or something and made their own simulation to understand themselves idk
@FingerLickinGoood
4 күн бұрын
how do you program what a physical body feels like without ever being in a physical body? also how are they getting the experience of a physical body while being inside digital code in a simulation, seems like the opposite direction.
@flabi20
11 күн бұрын
Ima private chef. I think we’re all living in a gluten free pesto and mozzarella crepe.
@up_late_nyckobe
15 күн бұрын
I’m a plumber and I think we are living in a toilet. 🤪
@geraltofbolivia9428
15 күн бұрын
You aren’t wrong 😭
@quickcanary
15 күн бұрын
Only one way to tell for sure - you'll have to check the system logs 🪵😦
@JakeJohnson-dg6xu
15 күн бұрын
Your not funny like at all just watch the video a listen. I can tell your white
@herefortheluls2267
15 күн бұрын
Off subject, I'll take this opportunity to mention a conversation I had with a plumber. After hiring him, he walked into my bathroom and said as if speaking to the gods, "it smells like money in here." I wasn't expecting that, to say the least. I laughed my butt off, of course, but plumbers are interesting people.
@TreyParker318
15 күн бұрын
Was literally about to make this comment 😅
@thebigcheese5114
13 күн бұрын
I think it would be cool to find out that when you get old you are in a simulation and you get to return to the real world where you’ve been asleep as a teenager and you get a chance to live your younger years with the wisdom of an adult.
@sko1beer
13 күн бұрын
Nah man it’s all real let your wife find out about your girl friend and see how real it is
@toordog1753
13 күн бұрын
Thats why some feel they're reincarnated. They chose to start a new simulation.
@Aenigmakil
12 күн бұрын
That would be EPIC
@AurenGlytterkat
12 күн бұрын
What if you wake up and you’re old and/or disabled, and you’ve been in the simulation (here) to escape THAT life…….. treasure what you’ve got while you’ve got it. ✌🏼
@No1_Inpa_Ticular
12 күн бұрын
I’m telling you “Roy A Life Well Lived” that Morty plays at Chipz and Blitz is pretty much what we’re doing in real life right now. When someone finishes the level or dies it’s hilarious to watch them as they take the headset off and for a few seconds have absolutely no idea where they are and what happened. That’s followed by a huge sigh of relief when you realize that scary Earth place wasn’t real. Going from living in only 3 dimensions to the real world is an absolute mind fook and never gets old to experience. That’s why we keep playing
@OaknSuki
11 күн бұрын
Every time I blink, I live a new life because it goes dark and then light. “You can’t live without the opposites.”
@Allthrashedout.
10 күн бұрын
actually the fact that we are all bound by the laws of pyschics is the give away….
@RichardGofourth
15 күн бұрын
I'm a plumber and I think we're all living in a toilet .
@Not_A_Tourist
14 күн бұрын
Welcome to San Francisco.
@Leick42
14 күн бұрын
That's the shit
@yamahakid450f
14 күн бұрын
Well, the world in general has gone to shit in a hand basket.... makes total sense. And 'gone to shit' doesn't even begin to describe the crime ridden diarrhea shit holes that are ran by the democratic blue states.
@youclogthemweclearthem2394
14 күн бұрын
Probably as close to the truth as it’s gonna get.
@dontsleeponyourstomach
13 күн бұрын
Born to shit forced to wipe
@shhwho7769
15 күн бұрын
“Space doesn’t exist” somewhere Eddie bravo smiles
@thescottishbawbag
11 күн бұрын
it was all going so well now I'm stuck on the same level for years .
@YourLordnAuthority-1
11 күн бұрын
Becuase you manifested that kind of lifestyle.
@BasicBobby
10 күн бұрын
I’m a fart maker I think we’re all living in a colon.
@chlorr1n3
11 күн бұрын
I think we're all staring at a screen watching two others talk about being in a screen.
@Zetherior
14 күн бұрын
Praying before bed is how you make requests for your daily simulation variables.
@hubriswonk
14 күн бұрын
hahahahaha!!!!!
@totsh2056
13 күн бұрын
But maybe heaven and hell really do exist and it's just basically version 2.0 where they put all the bad characters from the first simulation in one shitty simulation and put all the good characters in another cool utopian simulation. We're just living in some dude's college experiment.
@EauRouge
13 күн бұрын
Hahaha....good joke
@weltschmerz333
13 күн бұрын
you dont have to pray, praying is just a way to set your intent, all you have to do is set intent, but whatever works
@ilkos853
13 күн бұрын
I think you are joking but this exactly is how I really feel. Ask and you shall receive. And i have received. God bless you people 🙏
@jacknapier7613
11 күн бұрын
I’m a landscaper and this is all ONE huge yard
@ChambersRacing9862
10 күн бұрын
I'm a mechanic, and I'm living out of my car
@sirdigbychickencaesar71
15 күн бұрын
Simulation theory makes my life make sense for me because I feel like iv been getting trolled by admin my whole life.
@zachhessler8722
11 күн бұрын
Ever try calling tech support?
@sirdigbychickencaesar71
11 күн бұрын
@@zachhessler8722 Yeah but its a lot like Bethesda, no matter how many tickets you open you never get a response.
@diptonsauce1985
14 күн бұрын
this was a really interesting conversation and a flashback to the golden days of JRE guests that we've never heard of. I was super bummed when it ended.
@OgRic35
9 күн бұрын
This reminds me of one of my favorite theories, especially the memory part being possible memories from earlier simulations. Basically, its the theory that the universe is so vast and so old, that anything people can think of has existed at some point in the past or another part of the universe. Applying this theory to the simulation theory would be something like anything people can think of has existed or happened at some point in a previous simulation.
@johnv6759
11 күн бұрын
Superposition, Delayed-Choice Experiment, Simulation Theory and Mandela Effect. Same thing.
@lukeleon1720
15 күн бұрын
I'm John Malkovich and I think we are all John Malkovich.
@dredwick
15 күн бұрын
You win
@more.art.less.war.
15 күн бұрын
Checks out
@Sniglefloyd
15 күн бұрын
Malkovich, Malkovich?
@vicaras1
15 күн бұрын
I don't sound like that !
@TerryOffDairy
15 күн бұрын
“Being John Malkovich” is an amazing movie
@vicodinsandwich326
14 күн бұрын
I’m a Mechanic and I think we are all living in a PT Cruiser
@BS-nd8pb
14 күн бұрын
Wood paneled
@jajupa78
13 күн бұрын
I'm also the mechanic and i know we are all living in a PT cruiser inside a Pontiac Aztec..
@UncleBuZ
13 күн бұрын
@@jajupa78 ...whilst crashing directly into the rear of a Pontiac Pinto.
@odoylerules4503
13 күн бұрын
with wood panels and second hand smoke residue on the dash
@gurdeepcheema1527
13 күн бұрын
Dated a girl once who had one…. Wtf was I thinking
@ProfoundFamiliarity
9 күн бұрын
The conclusion that we're in a computer simulation doesn't follow from the premise that there's no physical universe.
@tedsheridan8725
11 күн бұрын
That Pillip K Dick idea about memories from multiple time lines flooding back is exactly what Recursion by Blake Crouch is about. Cool book.
@adeptus-1118
15 күн бұрын
So we're in a free to play, pay to win mmo rpg.
@RayRiv73
15 күн бұрын
Definitely P2W
@M.A.D.C.A.T
15 күн бұрын
Open world. But its just a word and a label to re describe the same explanation given by religion. The closer everyone gets to "figuring it out" the more they will see how much it falls in line with religion. Its just words and labels trying to redefine the same arguments across all of time.
@nashambenyisrael7689
15 күн бұрын
Pretty much, you need the elite rich dlc to progress faster
@littleAE86thatcould
15 күн бұрын
PvPvE
@reaganturner6892
15 күн бұрын
Best comment 😂
@therealkRon1k
15 күн бұрын
I'm a Beatle, and I think we are all living in a Yellow Submarine.
@scruf153
15 күн бұрын
at least it's bright and chearfull
@king_hagi5442
15 күн бұрын
Showing your age there lad
@therealkRon1k
15 күн бұрын
@@king_hagi5442 nah, just happened to see the documentary the other day lol
@OldskoolAnthemsYoutube
15 күн бұрын
You need some HELP
@nickwheeler1652
15 күн бұрын
@@OldskoolAnthemsKZitemyes creativity needs to be abolished
@razorblade6939
11 күн бұрын
I’m a roofer and I think we’re living in a loft
@bentonroach9528
11 күн бұрын
I was scrolling through the comments, then i took an arrow to the knee...
@mattwasilewicz9677
10 күн бұрын
You inwah!
@jacquesjackes
15 күн бұрын
This guy took a selfie and concluded it must be a simulation. I know that feeling too well
@dennis-ln5tq
15 күн бұрын
bruh 😂😂
@bennypit4411
14 күн бұрын
Don't ever let this guy read a Ron L Hubbard help book...he'll be hooked.
@chrisgotvibes
11 күн бұрын
Congratulations. You played yourself.
@SO-if3yn
15 күн бұрын
I manage a warehouse, I think we’re all in a large warehouse living on the back of a turtle flying through space.
@user-yw9ys3dz7x
15 күн бұрын
Maturin?
@thereisnosanctuary6184
15 күн бұрын
Nice. I mean Noice.
@anthony91688
15 күн бұрын
Sometimes things sort of just .. end..
@MrGenenmi
15 күн бұрын
Hey! I manage a warehouse too! I think we're all stock mutations.
@user-ln8cs9ev3l
15 күн бұрын
okay soiled fool
@KevinBurns86
19 сағат бұрын
I'm an English teacher and I cannot get out of the classroom.
@OPTICXPROTOTYPE
11 күн бұрын
Am I the only one who has extremely vivid and sequence like bouts of dejavú?? I have had episodes where I can actively recall a specific conversation and every word said with people I have just met as it’s happening in real time.
@Disinfo321
9 күн бұрын
I get it all the time, but really bad. Somebody will be about to say something and I’ll know what they’re going to say because it’s happened before, but then I’m convinced this exact scenario has happened multiple times over.
@NVSTRZ34
15 күн бұрын
If this is a simulation, I want my six pack back
@lordfrieza3982
15 күн бұрын
Gota buy it
@hermitcrabs
15 күн бұрын
I feel ya 😂.
@RealMTBAddict
15 күн бұрын
Gotta call UPGRAAYYDE
@777Revolutionary
15 күн бұрын
That’s the next DLC
@JustBaileey
15 күн бұрын
My experience on this matter is to be single lol. I was shredded before I got into a relationship 😂
@KalvinRauma
14 күн бұрын
When you're bleeding out from a massive wound and your slowly fading away in pain it sure doesn't feel like a simulation
@igotHandlewhat
13 күн бұрын
The point is, you don’t remember knowing anything else, so of course reality would feel like reality, until you experience reality differently like we all starting to do, with psychadelics and NDEs being the most sudden and obvious of ways to get to see something more real than “real”. When you have that experience of what is commonly referred to as awakening, well there is no hiding anymore behind lazy logic
@edgoodavage5090
13 күн бұрын
It does as you slip away from your corporal form and realize you are so much more than just a electrically charged meat suit
@MohamedMohamed-tr2rz
13 күн бұрын
Quran 50:19
@Paul-hi1qo
13 күн бұрын
This is the worthless stuff your brain gets into when you no longer have real problems.
@thatguyfromsandiego2660
13 күн бұрын
You gotta imagine augmented reality to a point where you feel it as real. That’s what it would be like, they’d have to make it as real as possible to keep the simulation masked. It has to be complex, otherwise a microscope would expose it pretty quickly.
@abramlittle7102
11 күн бұрын
I was born with cheat codes but too programmed not to break rules
@Xag2011
6 күн бұрын
I’m a proctologist and I think we’re all living in A** holes
@gravity_uk
13 күн бұрын
As someone with bpd and a detachment of reality, constantly feeling like I'm in a video game as a symptom, this subject spins my head
@sickman2780
12 күн бұрын
I’m weak me too bruh 💀
@poortrashcan
12 күн бұрын
i get more of like a blankness feeling like im already dead or something
@poortrashcan
12 күн бұрын
or that just like the present moment doesn’t exist
@Nick-mx3pb
12 күн бұрын
Can I say my soul is restless? It's not a good feeling
@deanzambardi2991
12 күн бұрын
You are 'the one!'
@crystalpad2010
10 күн бұрын
The devs of life took microtransactions and broken mechanics to a whole new level
@MichaelDeFillippo8889
12 күн бұрын
This is exactly what I would expect a video game designer to say...
@JB-1138
11 күн бұрын
Right?
@phabcarter
11 күн бұрын
Bingo
@YourLordnAuthority-1
11 күн бұрын
Because it’s true?
@d.godummyy
10 күн бұрын
12 out of 1 million likes is a sign😂😂
@JuicyTobacco
10 күн бұрын
@@YourLordnAuthority-1 You just want it to be true.
@mr.pritchard67
14 күн бұрын
This man is so much more than a videogame designer and has many interviews on many other channels that are worth watching.
@viperz22
14 күн бұрын
Do you have any to recommend. I'm fascinated by this conversation
@mr.pritchard67
14 күн бұрын
@@viperz22 Just search KZitem with his name and there are a whole bunch that will pop up for you. There really are too many to list.
@chady77077
13 күн бұрын
yup his Onlyfans channels are amazing. Simulation? More like Stimulation....
@bellyvomit7460
11 күн бұрын
Dang...This got DEEP fast! This is the modern day discussions Aristotle and Copernicus would have had if they were alive today, Luv it!
@weekendliving5093
9 күн бұрын
Dudes been eating too much curry, it’s cooked his brain
@otherspectre1879
8 күн бұрын
Dissapointing comment. Atleast challenge some of his points specifically.
@naveenkumar-qm7ze
5 күн бұрын
He’s an American who eats pigs and cows
@evrgrn7518
15 күн бұрын
I'm a cereal girl and I think we're all living in a cereal world.
@jordanalexander1592
15 күн бұрын
heyy lol
@kina24249
15 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@starkid9736
14 күн бұрын
cereal
@Cosmic1_8_7
15 күн бұрын
“Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know.” ― Lao Tsu, Tao Teh Ching
@annaflick8686
15 күн бұрын
Tao
@progrocker2112
15 күн бұрын
"There is the Tao that can be spoken of but it is not the eternal Tao, there is the Tao that can be named but it is not the eternal name." Call it Tao, God, Allah, a simulation designer...doesn't matter to me, doesn't change my life.
@sativacation
15 күн бұрын
“Man who stands on toilet high on pot.” - P.F. Chang
@jackcarren8781
15 күн бұрын
By that logic, doesn't Tao not know??? 🤨
@HoldMeBack
15 күн бұрын
@jackcarren8781 lol I know right. Like saying a mime is the smartest person ever
@TheSavageGent
11 күн бұрын
Rpg sim reminds me of Plato’s perspective that the soul must “participate” with the world if there is a freewill. Also believed that the soul(or mind but technically “soul”)can exist separately from the body!
@_Refurbished_
10 күн бұрын
This is what happens when you eat a bunch of mushrooms, walk around the room, and try convince everyone that you haven’t lost your mind.
@RealMTBAddict
15 күн бұрын
So when is UPGRAYDE gonna inflate my bank account?
@agrandcanyonoffucksgiven2776
15 күн бұрын
Only one d?
@theschmedaparadox1018
15 күн бұрын
Shut up I'm watching Ow my balls!
@mr.hoppelelefant2350
15 күн бұрын
Inflation in progress..
@wiggum7663
15 күн бұрын
I wonder when the dlc is. Cause I’m sure getting bored of the base game.
@isaiasanchez1987
15 күн бұрын
Is that the pimp from Idiocracy?
@Djidgy
15 күн бұрын
Love how this guy teaches a university class on high boy thoughts lol
@mihlaligiba
15 күн бұрын
gotta get it how u live I guess😅
@Art-is-craft
15 күн бұрын
Traditional philosophy is like that.
@Finder76
14 күн бұрын
Bro bro bro what if…..
@cooliipie
14 күн бұрын
Welcome to American college 😂
@LuisMidez
14 күн бұрын
Lmao. Got me
@JamesF-lg5yp
10 күн бұрын
It fits. There's the sweats (rich and famous), the toxic pkers ruining the world for everyone else, the regular players that just want to wind down after work while going about their ingame business (middle class), and the noobs who just can't "git gud" or catch a break to advance (the homeless and disadvantaged). Babies are Just LVL 1 new chars. And it's set to hardcore mode because nobody makes it to max level. Just like an MMO. Not being able to see much detail on other planets and the visible universe cut off is just a low LOD and visibility distance settings so it doesn't need to be rendered properly for better fps. Sleep is logging out.
@meggg3
9 күн бұрын
If galaxies are hundreds of millions of light years away imagine how advanced those planets we’re seeing are.. since what we’re seeing was hundreds of millions of light years ago.. or maybe allllll the stars and galaxies we see don’t even exist anymore if you zoomed out enough
@moneyraylucas7161
11 күн бұрын
Joe saying his dog reacts like he always does made me just picture Marshall with the biggest smile on his face lol
@tylermcdonald9475
12 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="465">7:45</a> what Joe is talking about is known as "Last Thursdayism," the idea that the universe was created last Thursday, with the appearance of being much older - including your "memories" of things supposedly happening prior to last Thursday.
@Erik-V
11 күн бұрын
Why Thursday? Why not... Tuesday?
@jacobaaron1250
11 күн бұрын
@@Erik-VI think Thursday was just the day they picked lol
@twilight79010
11 күн бұрын
@@Erik-V It's just a thought experiment. The day of the week doesn't matter. The point is that your memories of the past could be artificial.
@illicit008
11 күн бұрын
Everyday is Tuesday in Tartarus.
@corona_beforecorona
10 күн бұрын
It's Tuesday and I still don't care.
@Roger-il8iw
12 күн бұрын
I was a detective for years, and have had bizzare premonitions and dreams forever that I never tell people about because they’ll think I’m crazy. I firmly believe we are in a simulation and someone exists outside of it.
@vesturedippedinblood4450
11 күн бұрын
Jesus Christ is Lord
@Basickitch
11 күн бұрын
Can you share more?
@kbellanger4140
11 күн бұрын
Nope
@Roger-il8iw
11 күн бұрын
@@Basickitch i mean simulation theory is way more believable than evolution from lightning striking soup. Is it really so hard to believe?
@nooma2613
11 күн бұрын
@@Roger-il8iw I'd love to hear some intuition/precognition type stories, if you'd like to share
@Oscar-xi8mu
4 күн бұрын
"Jamie, bring up that video of the bear smoking DMT in a video game"
@IspiguiteSuperlativeThought
11 күн бұрын
This is the type of conversation I could listen to all day
@muchlovegambine949
12 күн бұрын
I honestly believe this. My dad god rest his soul used to always tell me. “Life is a game. You have to play to win. The only thing is when you die it’s over. No resets.”
@jackolis7050
11 күн бұрын
To me it’s more of a gift than a game. Just have fun living and love the people around you
@PRES-TRUMP
11 күн бұрын
@jackolis7050 you must have abundance
@d.godummyy
10 күн бұрын
@@jackolis7050don’t you have fun playing games? And grow to love the characters within it if the story is good?
@kevinhamilton9920
10 күн бұрын
*Laughs in reincarnation*
@muchlovegambine949
10 күн бұрын
@@jackolis7050 death is the gift life the test to see what gift you receive after the test
@bigredactionsportsstuff1245
15 күн бұрын
I’m a middle schooler and I think we are all living inside your mom.
@heelmoxley365
15 күн бұрын
Got emmmm!
@adriang3688
15 күн бұрын
W
@wikdjester961
15 күн бұрын
Take this like.
@a.nobodys.nobody
15 күн бұрын
😂
@sanjaybhatikar
7 күн бұрын
"I started to think..." See, there was your first mistake. 😂
@Davidson0617
11 күн бұрын
Seeing how we're only given 1 lives, and 0 respawns. We kind of have no choice but to treat it as if it is reality.
@bluelootgoblin
10 күн бұрын
How do you know?😂
@Davidson0617
10 күн бұрын
@@bluelootgoblin lol
@Car5rtui
7 күн бұрын
Who knows we might play a different game as soon as this one is over
@Davidson0617
7 күн бұрын
@@Car5rtui sure. That's no less likely than a magical sky daddy + eternal afterlife.
@leocollins611
13 күн бұрын
Bro took the scenic route to Schrödinger’s cat
@MrGreasem
12 күн бұрын
I still do not fully grasp the value of this concept because the light in the example went left or right by the celestial factors, regardless of whether we observe it or not, according to a vantage point, even if nobody looks.
@TheFP_
12 күн бұрын
@@MrGreasem something about a tree falling in the woods
@ripdaphny4421
12 күн бұрын
@@MrGreasemwe are the observer or “universe” experiencing itself
@aarontharris
12 күн бұрын
@@MrGreasem He is trying to say that science suggests the light went both left and right (and up and down and sideways for that matter) simultaneously in parallel universes, then once we choose to observe the light, we are then unconsciously choosing which of those parallel universe to continue. Like @leocollins611 said, this scenario is famously known as Schrodinger's cat because the thought experiment proposes that the cat inside a box is both "dead and alive" until we open the box to see it. I believe recently there was some article that talked about observation in a lab of a subatomic quantum particle that existed in two states at once that suggests this theory may be true, but it's hard to say what is fake news these days ;)
@bradesco03
12 күн бұрын
This comment was both here and not here until you looked.
@claypennington602
13 күн бұрын
I like to simulate multiple sandwiches at lunchtime. I make slight alterations to the sandwich code. Every time I run a new simulation I DO get deja vu. I think “this is very similar to the sandwich I remember experiencing just a moment ago” I eat for science
@RyanElectrician
11 күн бұрын
Trying to quit drinking... Maybe my programmer thinks I'm good drinker 😂
@morrischristian5021
11 күн бұрын
I’ve been thinking this since I was 11/12 years old. Never felt real, even now I question reality every day.
@lepidoptera9337
11 күн бұрын
Please get help with that.
@daltonfury911
15 күн бұрын
We actually don’t shut off when we’re sleeping. Our brains and cells are very active.
@chriswebster24
15 күн бұрын
That’s what you think, but that doesn’t mean it’s true. That could just be what you were programmed to think. Your memories of learning that could’ve been installed while you were shut off, or, as you call it, “sleeping.” You don’t know what goes on when you’re asleep.
@omegahorizon82
14 күн бұрын
Rest mode reconfiguration.
@RestlessRizz
15 күн бұрын
I'm an architect, and I think we are all living in someone's attic.
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