“The new coaching staff is underprepared” - two anonymous Cowboys. “You two are cowards” - Leighton Vander Esch in response. “Very disappointed in the team’s lack of reaction to the hit on Dalton” - Mike McCarthy. “When you’re 30 pounds overweight and doing nothing on the field, you get cut” - Jerry Jones on Dontari Poe. “Well just shut up and let me answer” - Jerry Jones to a radio host. MEANWHILE... “This team is trending in the right direction” - Stephen Jones. In other words... “You know the culture, is actually damn good.”
@enigmaskull3495
3 жыл бұрын
5:56 DALLAS returns?!
@tannerwilson4843
3 жыл бұрын
We need a Cowboys version of Days of our Steelers!
@mason.11
3 жыл бұрын
@@enigmaskull3495 YES
@mason.11
3 жыл бұрын
@@tannerwilson4843 TONIGHT ON DALLAS:
@Painkiller-1997
3 жыл бұрын
Dalass Cowlols
@wizardopium
3 жыл бұрын
The Falcons are so prone to choking that they invent new ways to lose.
@XXBASSOON1STXX
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Lions fan. I've been waiting to hear about this from Tree since the accidental TD even if they won
@49ersdog70
3 жыл бұрын
As a 49ers fan i might have felt bad lol
@WhiteDude-yd6ws
3 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad the Lions didn’t blow the lead and lose for once
@nelsonpineda8047
3 жыл бұрын
Madden 22 new badge called the “choking Badge” 😂😂😂
@conspo5533
3 жыл бұрын
Lol if the falcons are leading by more than 15+ points than they gonna lose
@maxmuetzel5364
3 жыл бұрын
Tree went full Joker on the Lions and Falcons game. "The Falcons are not tragedy, they're a comedy." "Because of Matt Stafford's talent, Detroit gonna be stuck with Patricia for three more years!! You actually found a way to win. And everybody still loses!!!!" "Accept the laughter." "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!"
@Miller09095
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the laugh was worth it at least.
@ayden8297
3 жыл бұрын
The laughter sounded like feel good inc was about to start playing😂
@sharksbreath7
3 жыл бұрын
Watching the Lions defenders signal touchdown after the Gurley run was too funny.
@snipergang7123
3 жыл бұрын
RÍP Heath Ledger
@SebastianTheGreat
3 жыл бұрын
Lol if you want to see this animated I recommend checking out Bleacher Report’s Gridiron Heights, I believe it’s episode 6 of last season (season 4)
@kingfishcakes69
3 жыл бұрын
There’s nothing better than Tree laughing at Atlanta choking against Detroit
@saggypotatoes7271
3 жыл бұрын
You could have left that at laughing at Atlanta and it would have been just as good
@mrdannkyyy7754
3 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling it's gonna happen again.... It's 25-17 and I gotta feeling
@sergiowinter5383
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrdannkyyy7754 It is not a feeling, it's a prophecy
@matthewhirsch1195
3 жыл бұрын
As a Falcons fan I disagree it makes me very sad
@sergiowinter5383
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrdannkyyy7754 They didn't blow a 97% win probability, I am seriously surprised
@GlyntTheCat
3 жыл бұрын
"Antonio Brown has signed a 1-year contract with the Buccaneers" Furniture on the 13th floor: *[confused screaming]*
@ghulam237
3 жыл бұрын
I'm telling you boys he's gonna screw up again.his sportsball career is a curse
@Dragoon1809
3 жыл бұрын
@@ghulam237 that’s not a prediction, that’s an eventuality!
@ladyfire44
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God. What cruel Hell have you unleashed in this World?!
@atcraft1070
3 жыл бұрын
except theres no 13 floor and were all going crazy
There’s no way u can make “Tank bowl”even better- “TANK DIVISION”
@somehistorynerd
3 жыл бұрын
*Intro Plays*
@brandonwang4270
3 жыл бұрын
Tank Conference
@Zaluskowsky
3 жыл бұрын
Win
@MustacheDLuffy
3 жыл бұрын
He should’ve shown the entire division on screen
@Cpt_Boony_Hat
3 жыл бұрын
7th Panzer they are not
@lonelychameleon3595
3 жыл бұрын
Tree: "The Steelers are legit" Steelers: "Oh no"
@Tony_Baudelaire01
3 жыл бұрын
He gives us the kiss of death sometimes lmao.
@craftthemoon
3 жыл бұрын
Now we're gonna lose to the Ravens by 35... 😔
@ChiefBlue4298
3 жыл бұрын
@@craftthemoon at least you are gonna beat the Cowboys afterwards
@drew5211
3 жыл бұрын
@@craftthemoon nah we will beat them but lose to the cowboys and bengals back to back
@DreadPirateRobrt
3 жыл бұрын
Shut your dirty mouth! Never praise the Steelers! They never respond properly to praise. They need to feel like the underdog ALL THE TIME!!! That being said, "HERE WE GO STEELERS!!!"
@troyrose4180
3 жыл бұрын
“Let’s just say that I need a little more than Sportsball to tell this story” Translation: This week, on “Dallas”
@sportballotaku2139
3 жыл бұрын
@Ashley Smith Gilbert I have a feeling when the Steelers lose their first game of the season, we're getting Days of our Steelers.
@icarusmarioFAN
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I was anticipating the return of Dallas. It's wholly deserved.
@acehyatt44
3 жыл бұрын
@@sportballotaku2139 I don't think so. It made sense when Bell and Brown and the Steelers were creating drama. I don't see that being an issue on this team, even if we lose. It'll either be to a really good team, or a really bad one that we play down to.
@franohmsford7548
3 жыл бұрын
@@sportballotaku2139 Especially if the Steelers manage to go 16-0 only to lose in the Divisional Game :)
@HaydenU
3 жыл бұрын
*grabs popcorn bucket*
@BillyDrakePianoMan
3 жыл бұрын
Tree’s inner Yinzer going insane in the background is killing me 😂
@jltlegend
3 жыл бұрын
I started laughing...hard
@Dragoon1809
3 жыл бұрын
But will they make it to the Super Bowl?!
@thegambleman8
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dragoon1809 n o
@Dragoon1809
3 жыл бұрын
@@thegambleman8 a little late but short and simple is fine by me.
@fsanmiguel666
3 жыл бұрын
If only he knew what was to become of the Steelers later that season at that point in time.....
@nicksojka7457
3 жыл бұрын
"You chose a typical Falcons choke?" It almost wasn't a typical Falcons choke because they didn't have a multi-point lead. But Todd Gurley made it so because of *_a game-losing touchdown._* How often have you seen a game-losing touchdown, Tree? Also, I enjoy not being the joke of the NFC South.
@sergiowinter5383
3 жыл бұрын
Everybody is gangsta in NFC South until playoffs starts
@falcon1824
3 жыл бұрын
it wasnt even todd gurleys fault, we should have taken a knee or our defense could have did something. i despise isaiah oliver, he is such a sorry cornerback.
@ShadowFalcon19
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Urinating Tree should make two incidents "LOLCOW" of the week. The community's pick and his personal pick.
@gauravagochiya4218
3 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowFalcon19 That is a genius idea
@obijuanquenobi1911
3 жыл бұрын
@@falcon1824 We need to get a good defense for once
@gauravagochiya4218
3 жыл бұрын
The Cowboys defense makes Totally Spies look like the Steel Curtain
@Danoliveira3
3 жыл бұрын
That has be the weirdest comparison I ever saw and somehow it's accurate
@gauravagochiya4218
3 жыл бұрын
@@Danoliveira3 It makes sense. They falter the same way they do. Wannabe badasses until they're hypnotized into submission by their masters
@crimson1million
3 жыл бұрын
Hay hay. Stop comparing totally spies to this shit
@WallyXification
3 жыл бұрын
@@crimson1million yeah, totally spies is a legendary show
@jefferyfinguy1957
3 жыл бұрын
...That is the most out of there thing to compare it to. But goddamn that works.
@DrZionth
3 жыл бұрын
Eagles: 6-9-1 Football Team: 4-12 Giants: 4-12 Cowboys: 2-14
@0554joe
3 жыл бұрын
That’s optimistic
@verycleanguy1771
3 жыл бұрын
nice
@gauravagochiya4218
3 жыл бұрын
Never stop commenting on RyanMoody's videos
@otaviofrn_adv
3 жыл бұрын
And the 2-14 will not be enough to win the Trevor Lawrence Sweepstakes. The Jets are on the race too
@toofast2721
3 жыл бұрын
My cowboys will win 3 games thank you 😂
@speedyeagle2.25
3 жыл бұрын
0:18 sponsor 1:45 Eagles versus giants A.k.a. tank bowl 4:04 bills versus jets 4:53 Green Bay versus Texans 5:37 Redskins versus cowboys A.k.a. tank bowl part two 6:00 Saints versus panthers 7:07 bengals versus browns 8:42 lions versus Falcons 11:47 Steelers versus titans 13:52 49ers versus patriots 14:52 Chiefs versus Broncos 15:29 Oakland versus buccaneers 16:25 Chargers versus jags A.k.a. tank bowl part three 17:32 Seahawks versus Cardinals 19:42 Bears versus rams 20:37 Lowcow of the week 21:33 injuries
@twisteddemon1266
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you comrade
@GabeDover1306
3 жыл бұрын
No broncos
@dannystueland562
3 жыл бұрын
@@twisteddemon1266 спасибо товарищ!
@49ersdog70
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@aussieaussie4848
3 жыл бұрын
That's good but if you aren't actually eat hing all 22mins gtfoh
@solidsnake6269
3 жыл бұрын
They should be called the Atlanta Artichokes because its an Art how they Choke.
@CJEstradaMartinez
3 жыл бұрын
OH, DAMN!!!!!!!! THAT'S JUST MEAN.
@Willy_Htt
3 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@alexolds9840
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆
@caesaraugustus784
3 жыл бұрын
The goldeneye alarm with Antonio Brown 😂, absolutely killed me
@ajburrr
3 жыл бұрын
Atlanta: *exists* Their rival cities: You make my dreams come true
@chrrstiannn
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dariuspaker7960
3 жыл бұрын
Well at teams who play atl have a preseason 😂 lol
@enigmaskull3495
3 жыл бұрын
The City of Atlanta has known nothing but pain and choking.
@andyjay729
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like their rivals' stadiums should put on an all-Hall and Oates playlist, if you know what I mean.
@ajburrr
3 жыл бұрын
@@andyjay729 Oh, I know.
@ging2214
3 жыл бұрын
Atlanta Falcons: Soon I realized my life wasn't a tragedy, it was a comedy.
@garrettcoleman3200
3 жыл бұрын
What happens when you get a multiple touchdown lead, waste all the defenses energy, and are over aggressive on offense? You get what you deserve(2years to late)! Dan Quinn and Thomas Dimitroff fall dead backwards
@Cpt_Boony_Hat
3 жыл бұрын
What’s funny is that gridiron heights did that with the lions last year.
@ryanl6224
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cpt_Boony_Hat oh yeah those are funnu
@vivienneduong6541
3 жыл бұрын
This narrator is insulting Carson wetz but praises Aaron Rodger. Pretty much sum up this channel.
@user-qk3nq6cg7r
3 жыл бұрын
@@vivienneduong6541 Aaron Rodgers is better than Carson Wentz, hell Dak is better
@austinhamby3088
3 жыл бұрын
Urinatingtree: "Do us all a favor, boys, trade JJ Watt to a contender." NFL News: JJ Watt gets traded and is now playing for the Steelers and reuniting with his two brothers. Yinzer: "Wah did I tell yinz tree, da Stillers are gowen to da Super Bowl!"
@amethyphoenix
3 жыл бұрын
Considering how they're undefeated right now, that Yinzer is fucking correct, which is the scary part.
@Nathan-hk5xp
3 жыл бұрын
Pittsburgh would need to send a kings gambit plus a ton of money & picks to even convince McNair to trade JJ. Plus the Texans just announced that Deshaun Watson, Watt, Tunsil and Howard are off limits for trade talks.
@amethyphoenix
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nathan-hk5xp Unless the Steelers are willing to gamble it all, Watt and Watson are fucked.
@Nathan-hk5xp
3 жыл бұрын
@@amethyphoenix yep. Thus why I think that other players like Fuller will get traded before they consider them Texans are basically entering the tank mode
@amethyphoenix
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nathan-hk5xp Considering their record before and after BOB, they must've already went into the tank..
@metalcatgaming7422
3 жыл бұрын
"Tank Division" Me: *Thinks of Sabaton references.*
@isaacfernandes560
3 жыл бұрын
Panzer Division Marduk was what instantly came to mind!
@Cpt_Boony_Hat
3 жыл бұрын
7th Panzer they are not
@shanner
3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacfernandes560 same lol
@cmurphy0707
3 жыл бұрын
*Ghost Division intensifies*
@CaptainMaggott
3 жыл бұрын
*G H O S T D I V I S I O N*
@heikkiremes5661
3 жыл бұрын
*Quadruple doink!* Cody Parkey: "Are you challenging me!?"
@enigmaskull3495
3 жыл бұрын
The NFC West has to be the best division in the NFL right now. Can’t we just give the NFC East spot to one of those teams?
@rjante2236
3 жыл бұрын
No need, they'll take all of the Wild Cards anyways. The East should give their spot to the Saints
@averymerrick
3 жыл бұрын
Nope 👎. Eagles 🦅 earned that spot.
@JTAnimations
3 жыл бұрын
@@averymerrick lmfaoo earned?! That's a giant yoga stretch you're making there. They suck, there only saving grace is that everyone in there division is garbage as well.
@sweets7779
3 жыл бұрын
@@averymerrick I'm an Eagles fan who can proudly say no one in our division deserves a playoff spot. That way at least maybe Howie Roseman will finally be fired
@mikerivera373
3 жыл бұрын
Cowboys fan here. Y’all can have it. None of us deserve to make the playoffs this year.
@Corninthesky
3 жыл бұрын
One thing: Daniel Jones was flying on that run. Not surprised his feet couldn’t keep up, lmao
@sergiowinter5383
3 жыл бұрын
Daniel Jones and the Giants of Derp
@matthewtaylor1785
3 жыл бұрын
He was going over 21 mph, faster than most NFL running backs can even run.
@user-73a
3 жыл бұрын
he still lost that game lol
@ethanbaileylol2283
3 жыл бұрын
dude was .3mph or something off of Tyreek Hills top speed. he was wheeling it
@thefuzzypickle8277
3 жыл бұрын
@Wes Takahashi did you watch it? That boy was moving and smoking the DB's
@Ohthatbreezy
3 жыл бұрын
Tennessee titans: *needs a field goal to take it to overtime* Stephen Gostkowski: *No, I don’t think I will*
@vampuricknight1
3 жыл бұрын
Had it gone into overtime... i think the titans legit win that game but that first half was rough to watch and we deserved that loss.
@WreckinCrewe
3 жыл бұрын
He missed more kicks vs the Broncos than he usually misses in a single season
@tylerlarsen1842
3 жыл бұрын
16:08 "Is this the price we have to pay for the end of the Patriot dynasty? A new insufferable empire emerging?" *ground begins shaking* "Why is the earth rumbling?" *Antonio Brown signs with Buccaneers* "Oh my god! What cruel hell have you unleashed upon this world?!" - UrinatingTree, 2020
@mastertroll7389
2 жыл бұрын
Dang
@SergeantKillGore
3 жыл бұрын
10:35 The Falcons have broken Tree so badly he has turned into the Joker lol
@CJEstradaMartinez
2 жыл бұрын
His laughter after the Tampa Bay Lightning was funnier, although this one is close.
@alanpeel1981
2 жыл бұрын
8:42 - Let’s give the good folks the whole show of the Choke Bowl.
@maskedthecreator1508
3 жыл бұрын
Pro: Urinating tree is posting Con: I'm a Falcons fan
@CrisPBiskit
3 жыл бұрын
My condolences for your fanbase
@nevernottrash4974
3 жыл бұрын
don't worry I feel the same way
@Sam-im5tc
3 жыл бұрын
You already know why I'm here.
@Ravens_Den
3 жыл бұрын
My sympathies
@mark1963
3 жыл бұрын
Pain
@shivkaranmandela9699
3 жыл бұрын
The man, the myth, the legend is back!!!
@SupremeMoose
3 жыл бұрын
Eagles gonna win a playoff game with a 6-9-1 record.
@kkrummelrhs
3 жыл бұрын
They'll lose to or undeservedly beat teams that have no place beating them and pull wins out their ass or keep hope alive against squads nobody would bet the Eagles beating. Kinda like them last year losing to Miami, then besting Dallas for the division, then almost beating Seattle at home w/o Wentz among dozens missing
@5STARGENERALLAKER
3 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@user-73a
3 жыл бұрын
nice
@rb.jkpkmatthews1594
3 жыл бұрын
@@kkrummelrhs If they win they deserve it the other team should beat them if they are so bad
@taipeijoey101
3 жыл бұрын
@@5STARGENERALLAKER damn, you beat me to it
@pr3cious193
3 жыл бұрын
"why is the earth rumbling" 😂
@francisforte4782
3 жыл бұрын
How did the quadruple doink not win lol. That’s an all-timer there
@crazyluigi6664
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it was college football, not the NFL.
@gauravagochiya4218
3 жыл бұрын
@@crazyluigi6664 That just makes it even more impressive
@rhysharrison9921
3 жыл бұрын
The NFC East doesn’t even deserve the greatness of the tank bowl intro, maybe put together some MS Paint monstrosity to truly represent how low this division is.
@joshuapowers1239
3 жыл бұрын
THE TANK DIVISION LMAO I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂
@thesportsog2079
3 жыл бұрын
That sound when Daniel Jones tripped made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
@NJMiguess
3 жыл бұрын
DANIEL JONES, THE GHOST OF DERP PAST IS COMING FOR YOU
@Tyrunner0097
3 жыл бұрын
I was honestly waiting for the derp song to start playing. As a second choice, this worked.
@PhantomThiefOfSports
3 жыл бұрын
It's like Sam Darnold's ghosts and Danny's derps did a fusion dance and produced this one moment.
@MustacheDLuffy
3 жыл бұрын
He ran out of energy you could tell by the way he was wobbling, he wasn’t made to run the full length of the field
@NJMiguess
3 жыл бұрын
@@PhantomThiefOfSports ok this is a better comment than mine
@pdelgadoedro12
3 жыл бұрын
Bro had me dying at Henry’s armadillo tail hair 😭😭😂😂
@joelwhite8538
3 жыл бұрын
"What happened to the frail Brady on the Patriots last year" man it's like being able to know and trust who you're throwing to instead of having no control over the receiving core and having rookies straight up run the wrong routes will show that Brady isn't actually washed up, he just didn't have anything he could work with in NE other than Edelman lmao
@kelposo
3 жыл бұрын
Every time th topic came on with my NFL watching friends I always told them this, last year's Patriots Offense was garbage, teams were just stacking on Edelman and the O was shut down. No way to not look washed up on that team.
@jackluck2538
3 жыл бұрын
Tom brady is Inevitable. Evans, Godwin, Ab, An elite defense, and a scrapy small white guy, he has collected all the stones and will wipe out the NFL's hopes and dreams.
@tehbeernerd
3 жыл бұрын
I want to say that the Bucs aren’t as horribly loathsome of a team are the Patriots and I’ll give them a pass this season. But then I remembered that the Pats were the definition of absolute mediocrity pre-Brady, with a couple of Super Bowl appearances and a stretch of consecutive horrible seasons from the late 80s to early 90s. They almost got moved to HARTFORD!! And that city lost the Whalers! Stop the Bucs before this monster gets out of control!
@bplup6419
3 жыл бұрын
And they'll lose to the Foles Bears in the NFCCG
@jackluck2538
3 жыл бұрын
@@bplup6419 thats jokes been told like 455381 times.
@JonathanAuburn
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Cam Newton is basically the QB equivalent of Jorji Costava.
@WarriorAngel001
3 жыл бұрын
@@bplup6419 how can that be when the Bears cant even score more than 20 points on them at home? They lucked out by Godwin, Evans, and Miller being hurt and 100 yds of penalties from the o line. And the defense srupidly going into prevent on 3rd and 6 with a mere 2 pt lead and only 1 minute left. Foles had little to do with it.
@exodus0717
3 жыл бұрын
Patriots: plz help I'm drowning! LITERALLY THE ENTIRE LEAGUE: THEN PERISH
@imyoursuperbeast8220
3 жыл бұрын
Patriots: Help I'm drowning! The Entire League: (continues holding their head in the water)
@erics.czernecki7333
3 жыл бұрын
"Look mommy, I'm a Falcon! *choking noises*" Seriously, I get the feeling that Atlanta is gonna blow tonight's game somehow. Maybe they have the game tied or led, reach the end zone, then have a blocked field goal or interception ran back to the other end zone by the Panthers. I'm typing this for posterity
@Narrator007
3 жыл бұрын
I'm replying to this comment now so I can join in the thread when the inevitable happens.
@collinwhite5799
3 жыл бұрын
Heard this one before 🙄
@supremecheese1436
3 жыл бұрын
We're all waiting
@staticresponse8237
3 жыл бұрын
Nah. Falcons are in tank mode. They will find a way to blow that with a win. Work back to middle of the pack so that there's no upside this year
@12smart90
3 жыл бұрын
@@Narrator007 same
@aidenhess8570
3 жыл бұрын
The Jets for real only gained FOUR total yards in the second half. For some reason this doesn’t surprise me
@Wolverine_onYTTV
3 жыл бұрын
If we are being honest, the afc east has been the nfc east for 20 years if not for the patriots
@themostpointlesschannelony3441
3 жыл бұрын
I dont think I've ever seen a player signal touchdown for the other team.
@RogueBlackOp
3 жыл бұрын
It’s 2020. Nothing make sense anymore
@nevernottrash4974
3 жыл бұрын
as a falcons fan, Idc you either win most of your first 6 games, or go for draft picks
@DeosPraetorian
3 жыл бұрын
Because they knew that the falcons couldn't stop them from scoring again
@kylebuckmaster6976
3 жыл бұрын
4:00 “This game was so terrible, yet compelling at the same time.” The same can also be said for the NFC East as a whole. 😂
@AngelMartinez-ut1lm
3 жыл бұрын
That gurley td against the lions 😈🔥
@shifty3414
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair he was trying to stop he he just had to much momentum to do so
@kaitlyngarner740
3 жыл бұрын
That tackle release gave him way too much momentum and he couldn't stop himself from going inches over the line
@PhantomThiefOfSports
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that this didn't happen to the Giants in SB 46
@Sarry_Banders
3 жыл бұрын
@@shifty3414 why even gain momentum though
@Wraithfighter
3 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t Gurley’s fault, main fault lies in the Galaxy Brain Fool that decided to call that play in the first place. You don’t need a first down, it’s not even a 30 yard field goal from this position, just take a pair of knees and trust in your kicker’s ability to make the chip-shot. You’re just asking for a fumble or holding penalty or, yes, a touchdown you don’t want to screw you over.
@nickflinn9816
3 жыл бұрын
Its offical: Antonio Brown is the supervillian of the league: i say this cause he just won a superbowl. We are doomed.
@drewjones9293
3 жыл бұрын
Tree: Complains about Snow in Denver in October Me: Laughs in Minnesotan
@BadxEdits
3 жыл бұрын
We had snow before this doe
@mr.marino1120
3 жыл бұрын
Boston just had record snow for October in one day lmao. Nothing like Minnesota though lmao
@Davidjon1946
3 жыл бұрын
Winters coming! In buffalo accent
@HAA0603
3 жыл бұрын
Me, a Canadian: *that’s adorable*
@andrewlarson7
3 жыл бұрын
“Normally a matchup between the Seahawks and Cardinals would be a relentless beat down” Have you watched any of our games the last 7 years?
@RockinRobb01
3 жыл бұрын
You can take a fan out of Pittsburgh but you can't take the Pittsburgh out of the fan.
@mbdg6810
3 жыл бұрын
I know I didn’t
@RockinRobb01
3 жыл бұрын
@@mbdg6810 Then you missed out.
@bayareasportsfan04
3 жыл бұрын
6-6. That's all I need to say
@carter7944
3 жыл бұрын
You lost to the lions the LIONS I can't trust a team that loses to that garbage
@BokuGlack
3 жыл бұрын
Never clicked on a video fast in my life.
@NCman74
3 жыл бұрын
amen brother
@bcproductions3622
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@tomney4460
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@SM-ys8lw
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@crazyluigi6664
3 жыл бұрын
Doubly so for me since it's actually my birthday today! :D
@YankeeMan0262
3 жыл бұрын
As a Giants fan, I wholeheartedly agree with Tank Division
@brianschwab3135
3 жыл бұрын
The entire division is blowing it and still no one can out-tank the Jets.
@CarlG84mm
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed a lot harder at 16:18 than I should have
@BungusAlt
3 жыл бұрын
That AB bit made me bust out laughing, LMAO. I'm a Bucs fan- I don't want him. We will see how it works out... but that shit made crack up, nice job, Tree
@ishaanmehta3880
3 жыл бұрын
U didn’t want him then, but u sure as hell want him now
@nicksojka7457
3 жыл бұрын
He seems to have worked out, eh? Edit: Nevermind
@jedimasterdraco6950
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicksojka7457 NOPE!
@TimiVision1
3 жыл бұрын
The quadruple doink is too impressive to be a lolcow, give it to Gurley
@trevordillon1921
3 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I was thinking. It’s rice university you know that kick was calculated. Everything went to perfection
@4thlord51
3 жыл бұрын
Hans unreal tournament voice announcer
@toadofsteel
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that kicker is likely guaranteed to land an NFL job now.
@ab3040
3 жыл бұрын
Steelers: go 4-0 Haters: beat a real team Steelers: beat 4-1 Browns Haters: it's only the Browns Steelers: beat 5-0 Titans Haters: it's one good team And if they lose to a 5-1 Ravens team at home after the bye week even by 3 points everyone is going to say that they suck
@kaitlyngarner740
3 жыл бұрын
One of my best friends is a Ravens fan that was disputing my opinion that the Steelers were a superbowl contender this year and definitely deserve to win the AFC (coming from a Patriots fan). The Steelers may have only won by 4 points and gave up more yards than they should have but I think the point has been made that the Steelers are a good team and the team to beat this year. This comment will probably age poorly but I believe in the steelers
@BoltTheEmolga
3 жыл бұрын
4 months later...
@number1musichater430
3 жыл бұрын
In the shitposting world, we'll have a 3rd award at the end of the year: Tank Bowl award. Injury bowl award. And the *NEW* award: The Lolcow Award, which will go to the Falcons.
@patrick-xu1go
3 жыл бұрын
Not Dallas?
@sharpieman2035
3 жыл бұрын
Idk man, the Jets are pretty competitive lolcows
@darealconman
3 жыл бұрын
Falcons would choke on the Lolcow award, so I say Dallas or NY Jets deserve the Lolcow award
@sawyertuide7636
3 жыл бұрын
Tank Bowl Award: 2-14 Jets Injury Bowl Award: Niners (And they still have a playoff clinch scenario in Week 17) Lolcow Award: The Falcons for team. Adam Gase for individual
@patrick-xu1go
3 жыл бұрын
@@sawyertuide7636 You think the Jets are winning 2 games? Who they gonna beat?
@pauljimerson8218
3 жыл бұрын
When was the last time you heard "You know the key to beating Tenneessee? Keep the Offense off the field." Never a whisper when Jeffy was the coach eh?
@marco4103
3 жыл бұрын
0:17 Thank you FuboTV for sponsoring the video! :) 1:44 New York Giants vs Philadelphia Eagles (Tank Division aka Tank Bowl 5!) Thursday Night Football 4:03 Buffalo Bills vs New York LOLJETS 4:52 Green Bay Packers vs Houston Texans 5:36 Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Football Team (Tank Division 2 aka Tank Bowl 6!) 5:59 Carolina Panthers vs New Orleans Saints 7:06 Cleveland Browns vs Cincinnati Bengals (The Battle of Ohio) 8:41 Detroit Lions vs Atlanta Falcons (Abolish Atlanta!) 11:46 Pittsburgh Steelers vs Tennessee Titans 13:51 San Francisco 49ers vs New England Patriots 14:50 Kansas City Chiefs vs Denver Broncos 15:29 Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Las Vegas LOLRAIDERS (Antonio Brown is coming to Tampa Bay) 16:24 Jacksonville Jaguars vs Los Angeles Chargers (Tank Bowl 7: The Unwanted Teams!) 17:31 Seattle Seahawks vs Arizona Cardinals 19:41 Chicago Bears vs Los Angeles Rams 20:36 The nominees for our LOLCOW of the week! (Evan Engram/ Todd Gurley & and the Atlanta Falcons/Rice University & Benson Mayowa) 21:18 And our LOLCOW of the week goes to...... 21:32 Injuries and COVID absences
@budgrant2819
3 жыл бұрын
uh... any reason you put San Francisco Giants?
@marco4103
3 жыл бұрын
@@budgrant2819 i meant the 49ers ooof!
@budgrant2819
3 жыл бұрын
@@marco4103 all good
@PhantomThiefOfSports
3 жыл бұрын
What if "Days Of Our Steelers" is on a hiatus because they're creating a "DOOS" movie at the end of the postseason? 🤔😅
@cidiose
3 жыл бұрын
I'e got a better one: Dallas.
@DariusOfPersia
3 жыл бұрын
Days of Our Steelers got cancelled. It just wasn't the same without Brown and Bell, and who could ever replace them?
@Dylan-qy5tc
3 жыл бұрын
As a Lions fan, it's great that we won that Falcons game But now we're going to have Patricia as HC till he dies, so we lost
@krimsonshadow94
3 жыл бұрын
Thats only if we make the playoffs and lets be honest, were not making the wild
@Dylan-qy5tc
3 жыл бұрын
@@krimsonshadow94 Check out our schedule for the next 5 weeks, if we beat the colts we're going on a huge win streak. Even if we're third in our division, I think we can get the third wildcard.
@krimsonshadow94
3 жыл бұрын
Be a first if I ever saw us go into the wild at 3rd place
@Mac_RM
3 жыл бұрын
They SHOULD be somewhere between 6-5 and 8-3 after thanksgiving given their schedule. Their next 5 games are all very winnable (Indianapolis, Minnesota, Carolina, Washington, Houston). Though their last 5 after that are quite a bit tougher (Tampa, Tennessee, Green Bay, Chicago, Minnesota). Honestly if they can’t finish better than 8-8 with the schedule they have left he should be gone. It would be an even bigger loss in the end to finish around 8-8 anyways. We miss the playoffs and get stuck with a mid-round pick that likely won’t give us a big difference maker to improve the team. So they’re kinda on pace to be screwed for the future no matter what they do.
@Dylan-qy5tc
3 жыл бұрын
@@krimsonshadow94 They just added a third wildcard so it would be a first.
@thatguyukno41
3 жыл бұрын
As a bills fan it feels so good to see the patriots fall so bad.... But at what cost.... Poor cam..
@AsavGupta
3 жыл бұрын
This series has just turned into how many tank bowls can we make.
@Exld2241
3 жыл бұрын
Giants vs Eagles 1:44 Bills vs Buttfumble (Jets) 4:03 Packers vs Texans 4:52 Jerry Jones' Football Team vs Washington Football Team 5:36 (Tank Division 2: Electric Boogaloo) Panthers vs Saints 5:59 Browns vs Bengals 7:06 Lions vs Falcons 8:41 Steelers vs Titans 11:46 49ers vs Patriots 13:51 Chiefs vs Broncos 14:51 Buccaneers vs Raiders 15:29 Jaguars vs Chargers 16:24 Seahawks vs Cardinals 17:31 Bears vs Rams 19:41 Lolcow of the Week 21:19 Now you can stop spamming right key to try and find your team. You're welcome.
@gusringo4638
3 жыл бұрын
8:02 "The downtrodden against the downtrodden with hope" I honestly don't know which team is which
@amethyphoenix
3 жыл бұрын
The Browns are the ones with hope. The Bungles are... the Bungles.
@LS-kk3yu
3 жыл бұрын
@@amethyphoenix I mean yeah but like they are the browns
@amethyphoenix
3 жыл бұрын
@@LS-kk3yu Yes, but they are 5-2, not bad for a franchise knowing nothing but miserable pain
@ryanjameson8959
3 жыл бұрын
I used to think the Falcons were a tragedy... But now I realize... They're a comedy 😂
@aidenlockaby7562
3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it Danny dimes is still falling down
@lonelychameleon3595
3 жыл бұрын
Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
@gauravagochiya4218
3 жыл бұрын
You mean Danny Demented, right?
@tehbeernerd
3 жыл бұрын
Mara getting overly meddlesome in team affairs has led to the single worst crop of first round picks of any team. Eli Apple, Ereck Flowers, Danny Dipshit, and Evan Engram. Name someone worse. I’ll wait.
@wethat9387
3 жыл бұрын
16:15 whys the earth rumbling
@user-73a
3 жыл бұрын
your mom is home
@izmaeel9137
3 жыл бұрын
Antonio brown
@commanderpoppinfresh5288
3 жыл бұрын
NFC West really is gonna have 3 playoff spots this year lmao
@Pokemonmaster150b
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe 4. But that's unlikely, unless New Orleans falls apart and Chicago can't overcome their QB woes.
@UHOH_415
3 жыл бұрын
The 49ers are getting my optimism back up. Although it’s gonna get very tough.
@gunfighter009
3 жыл бұрын
God I hate playing the Seahawks
@enigmaskull3495
3 жыл бұрын
The NFC West is already looking like a bloodbath.
@Pokemonmaster150b
3 жыл бұрын
Petition: Make every team in the NFC West go to the playoffs, and ban the NFC Least from the playoffs this year. #DeleteTheNFCEast
@ohioagainsttheworld676
3 жыл бұрын
such a horrible fan base, so I sure hope not
@someblackkid205
3 жыл бұрын
As a giants fan, the tank division is beyond miserable to be a part of
@Wattywattybangbang
3 жыл бұрын
why? free playoff spot for the taking.
@xojoey9024
3 жыл бұрын
As a cowboys fan same
@ultravegito8351
3 жыл бұрын
Better than being a falcons fan, true hell
@Benderderp3
3 жыл бұрын
Monday isn't gonna be any better ur going vs the bucs. And look at what they did to the Packers and oakland
@chibifirestorm
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wattywattybangbang what's the point? any team that makes the playoffs from the NFC East is just gonna be destroyed
@jatnielrodriguez9287
3 жыл бұрын
"the tank division" 😂😂😂
@m18singz
3 жыл бұрын
If Kingsbury didn't ice his own kicker it would have been a false start penalty
@dogegaming9036
3 жыл бұрын
I miss "The culture" intro from the deadskins err a football team.
@user-73a
3 жыл бұрын
"seeing ghosts"
@aibbates2966
3 жыл бұрын
i’m a simple man. i see that tree has uploaded, i watch. even in class
@kinghershybar4294
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@mlt9801
3 жыл бұрын
As much as I like the voting for lolcow of the week. Sometimes an executive decision needs to be made... the quad doink should have won regardless of vote. That shit is the stuff of LEGEND
@garrettcoleman3200
3 жыл бұрын
The people voted. If the Falcons can't win a game we will always have that award. Please it's all we have left as fans
@sergiowinter5383
3 жыл бұрын
That was not lowcow, it is actually impressive
@WaffleWARZ
3 жыл бұрын
The quadruple doink is a thing of beauty. Lolcow of the week is an insult.
@mlt9801
3 жыл бұрын
@@WaffleWARZ not always. remember, Marshawn Lattimore won lolcow of the week for the original buttception and it wasn't an insult at all. It's simply something that produces immense laughter while attempting to play seriously.
@lucasblanton5203
3 жыл бұрын
2:53 the sound effects make it perfect 😂
@supersasukemaniac
3 жыл бұрын
I would have called Tank Division Ghost Division both as a historical reference (Erwin Rommel's Panzer corps was called Ghost Division) and as a joke for how irrelevant the NFC east is this year.
@BlueStateRedHeart
3 жыл бұрын
I think it should be the best teams not auto lock division winner.
@EdmacZ
3 жыл бұрын
Super Bowl 51 broke the entire Falcons franchise. Lord knows it will take years if not decades to recover.
@TheNoladrummer
3 жыл бұрын
Janoris Jenkins didn’t play in the Panthers game. He was injured. That was Malcolm Jenkins, the veteran Strong Safety trying to make up for the blown coverage by the Free Safety Marcus Williams. Which is actually worse than even you knew, Tree. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
@charlesstarling3024
3 жыл бұрын
Ironically we won the same way they did bc of a missed field goal and also had the same exact score 27-24 lmao so then does that make the Steelers frauds too? Lol #Whodat⚜️
@afix2285
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine hearing the words: "Arthur Blank is on the sideline." Must scare the shit out of every falcons player
@eagleznr3739
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite series on KZitem has returned, thank you the tree of urinating
@TripleRegret02
3 жыл бұрын
Tree's inner Yinzer is one of the only Pittsburgh things I'm beginning to warm to. You're making this salty Bengals fan a little less bitter about your success!
@jacksonenglish2918
3 жыл бұрын
Tree: ”you torture me with snow!” People in central Texas: Snow!
@jeffreypinarchick2127
3 жыл бұрын
Pats fan here: I get that my fan base is pissed for a multitude of reasons (Supercam’s attempt to run a bakery, Stidham Season not looking too good, us thinking about trading Gilmore, etc.) but I’m still hopeful that we can end up going 7-9. With one exception; I can honestly see the Jets beating us in the rematch with how we’re currently playing. I swear to god, if we stop the Jets’ goal of 0-16, I will lose all faith in this team
@forceman4795
3 жыл бұрын
On behalf of Trevor let’s hope the Jets win a few a games. If it’s the Pats thank you for your sacrifice in a effort to save his career. Lol
@S00PASTA
3 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping for 9 - 7, that would make me a very happy fan. Gonna be tough though considering most teams can score more than 6, 10, or 12 points.
@Cloudninja927
3 жыл бұрын
Fellas we’re finally answering for our 20 yrs of crimes against humanity and the NFL. Hopefully we strike back in a yr or 2
@jeffreypinarchick2127
3 жыл бұрын
@@S00PASTA I thought we would go 9-7 before the season began but with two losses to easily winnable teams (cough cough Broncos cough cough), I’m not feeling optimistic about us
@jeffreypinarchick2127
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cloudninja927 I can’t see it in the next few years, maybe if we pick up a better qb and offensive weapons not named Jules in free agency or the draft(trading for Julio and Matt Ryan could work), but if not, we’re screwed for the next five or so years
@gonzalezproductionsinc
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to see how Urinatingtree takes the Atlanta choke
@HugeStan920
3 жыл бұрын
He laughed so hard a cancer patient could get cured.
@darealconman
3 жыл бұрын
I woke up 5 minutes ago, and then I find this notification on my phone. Best morning ever!
@christianprendergast9194
3 жыл бұрын
Morning do you live on the west Coast
@matthewshortle5274
3 жыл бұрын
@@christianprendergast9194 He's a Broncos fan. What do you expect?
@mbdg6810
3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewshortle5274 they weren’t aware of the profile pic meaning they were a fan of a team
@MrBigShot110
3 жыл бұрын
No matter where you are there’s no way it could’ve been morning when you woke up 😂
@caleb_11_yancy
3 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times it plays, I die laughing at the tank bowl graphics
@jordanuecker7744
3 жыл бұрын
We had 5 inches of snow in northern Wisconsin...and it hasn’t melted yet. As packer fans me and my dad were CRYING from laughter watching the Atlanta game. Specially when we thought the lions choked it from the 15 yard penalty on the extra point
@vikrambansal1416
3 жыл бұрын
THE THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIAL!!!!!
@thie9781
3 жыл бұрын
5:56 my god 22 minutes of sportball and we still get an extra vid?!
@nopenope9725
3 жыл бұрын
YES THE YINZER! *The Return of The King*
@budgrant2819
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite 49er quotes after beating Patriots 33-6; Jimmy G on how it felt to be back and win in New England: "Yeah it was a cool week." Jimmy G on the 49ers injury-riddled defense: "Just Let The Dogs Loose" Jimmy G on the Victory Chain: "I gave it to the running backs." George Kittle on Jeff Wilson Jr.: "You can tell he is angry. He goes to a dark place before every single game." "You can just see it in his eyes. He is an absolute monster." George Kittle on the 49ers team: "It's full of psychopaths, and I love it" Fred Warner on his INT: "God is so good, I can't do anything without Him." Fred Warner reacting to KIttle: "Psychopaths is a great word to use." Go 49ers. Hopefully, I have more fun quotes to share in Week 8.
@szabobendeguz2767
3 жыл бұрын
One of the most enjoyable videos you've made. Thx for the regular Thursday evening boost man, keep it up!
@rclark2451
3 жыл бұрын
16:15 GAWD DAYUM I LOVED THIS EDIT
@snakenewteam
3 жыл бұрын
We been waiting for this 😂
@willdaphtary7842
3 жыл бұрын
Tree has taught me Roman numerals with tank bowl
@clemaccounts
3 жыл бұрын
The slow clap on the atlanta choke got me lmao
@HollywoodUndead1509
3 жыл бұрын
That Blitz music makes me want to go play. I guess I will right now on my emulator on my phone.
@manzac112
3 жыл бұрын
The Phoenix Suns: A Legacy of Failure
@englenn806
3 жыл бұрын
the Buffalo Sabres of the NBA
@englenn806
3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Devin Booker
@mcray0309
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been tying for years tree really doesn’t do nba like that
@JaimeGarcia-oz5fh
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Suns fan and yes it's depressing
@gauravagochiya4218
3 жыл бұрын
@@mcray0309 I mean, he did recently do the Hornets...
@dplank1760
3 жыл бұрын
Who else gets excited when the tank bowl music comes on
@Ragnarock9387
3 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this episode ever since Gurley scored that TD
@bobg1685
3 жыл бұрын
The Cards/Hawks game might have been the best this season so far. Tree was right about the cardiacs during the game.
@AyjAy011
3 жыл бұрын
Damn as a Vikings fan I thought I’d be free of Vikings slander this week cuz of the bye but nope had to bring up ngakoue
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