_"I have a boyfriend"_ _"I have a mom"_ God damn. They did not need to push the nuke button, but I respect em for it.
@timothejosi9204
3 жыл бұрын
I'll use that one when a girl says she has a boyfriend, lmao.
@Agbahizzal
3 жыл бұрын
@@timothejosi9204 Nah, its i have a dad.
@timothejosi9204
3 жыл бұрын
@@Agbahizzal if you're gay yes.
@Knight_Jon_Artorias
3 жыл бұрын
I read this before I saw that clip so I didn't understand it. But after seeing the clip..... dude that's some next level savagery.
@Agbahizzal
3 жыл бұрын
@@timothejosi9204 I'm not trying to have incest.
@jakerobertson8832
3 жыл бұрын
thot: “can you bless my cash app?” guy: *literally starts praying* What a goat bro 😂
@sweetchocolate7113
3 жыл бұрын
That took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what makes this worse is that the prayer was actually good Such a absolut gaot 🤣🤣
@crsece5463
3 жыл бұрын
The best way to bless her cash app
@RCHomemadeHobbies
3 жыл бұрын
Best cash app blessing I’ve ever heard😂😂😂 oh wait... the only one I’ve ever heard
@andrewart5343
3 жыл бұрын
What a legendary move 👏
@undercovertakodachi4301
3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewart5343 i mean she asked for it
@yareyaredaz3522
3 жыл бұрын
I mean she asked him to order her some pizza. She didn't ask him to pay 😂🤷♂️
@WastedTalent83
3 жыл бұрын
legit XD
@darkninja9499
3 жыл бұрын
100th like
@notsojharedtroll23
2 жыл бұрын
"Be careful of what you wish for" 🥶🗿🐧💯
@andrewdamico3787
3 жыл бұрын
“No one is born cool. Except of course, the 11 year old chad.”
@ahmad5640
3 жыл бұрын
what a fucking chad
@Dk-ie4te
3 жыл бұрын
Ok idc
@BeesOfInk
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@swagubirk
3 жыл бұрын
c h a d
@nickzakrath7080
3 жыл бұрын
In 9 years he'll grow up to be the type that chews nails and spits napalm.
@consicedisc6961
3 жыл бұрын
Girl: my bra is not on The boys: 3 hour discussion on beyblades I respect that
@yasw315
3 жыл бұрын
Valts Valkyrie is the best beyblade out there change my mind
@pedromoralessonofpedromora4678
3 жыл бұрын
@@yasw315 I like the old classic ones have 2 off each 1 used and one sealed saving those for the future
@yasw315
3 жыл бұрын
@@pedromoralessonofpedromora4678 huh?
@pedromoralessonofpedromora4678
3 жыл бұрын
I have a lot of old blablades
@DoubleRainbows667
3 жыл бұрын
@@pedromoralessonofpedromora4678 that's epic
@clearlyyou5502
3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah ok goodbye virgin" Damn, that must hurt the 14 year old kid. (That was sarcasm)
@prussiankingdom1693
3 жыл бұрын
I was called virgin and a racial slurs on Xbox 360, and im white. I went to school, we all joke calling people virgins
@clearlyyou5502
3 жыл бұрын
@@prussiankingdom1693 I get that, but if it's a grown woman calling a kid a virgin, that's kind of a different story.
@clearlyyou5502
3 жыл бұрын
@Itachi But my point is that a grown woman calling a 14 year old who has a 99.9% chance of not having sex yet because he's underage is kinda pathetic.
@WastedTalent83
3 жыл бұрын
think how badly her ego got hurt to say that to a 14yo ahahahha
@Buttington_Headerson
3 жыл бұрын
You having to explain the joke and tell us it's sarcasm is just making me depressed.
@gamerabe9568
3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah ok bye virgin" That's like saying "I don't speak to virgins" when a 4 year old is trying to talk to you
@coasterhockygamingboy9549
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@coasterhockygamingboy9549
3 жыл бұрын
2:38 timestamp
@goober1454
3 жыл бұрын
well maybe those 4 year olds should try being chads
@deiangg5928
3 жыл бұрын
@@goober1454 N o
@blessedmuza3777
3 жыл бұрын
@@goober1454 No
@shaiapoufsviolin2057
3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah ok bye virgin” _she said confidently to a 14 yr old_
@R4GNAR0G
3 жыл бұрын
*confiden'tly
@imbluecat7119
3 жыл бұрын
@@R4GNAR0G *confidently
@imbluecat7119
3 жыл бұрын
@Dylan Ogega What? Are you okay?
@ChaserTheScholarOfBurningBlood
3 жыл бұрын
i smell a r/wooosh
@nocturnaljoe9543
3 жыл бұрын
She really thought she was dissing this boy, calling him so - but in the other hand: She may just be used to call every male she dislikes a virgin or incel.
@nicchiju5151
3 жыл бұрын
That 14yo boy is growing up to be a legend, an absolute chad, a walking hurricane of pure honor and epicness
@sweetnerevar7030
2 жыл бұрын
This. Imagine having that much self control and morals at 14.
@hermanmendonca3398
2 жыл бұрын
A year ago, someone told me the same thing. Never try to respond until that person's acc is deleted. I was relieved. I was 15. I am 16 now.
@Sgt.ArchDornan
2 жыл бұрын
@@sweetnerevar7030 dude he has more self control than some adults who can't handle themselves lmao
@lacedemonio
2 жыл бұрын
Do you know what is fake? LMAOO
@HerrWayne45
2 жыл бұрын
holy shid he was so savage lmao "the fact that you're craving attention from a minor has to mean you're actually too ugly to get a grown man to get hard for you" jesus christ what a wicked roast not even carolina reapers are that hot
@domenickdefrankofficial
3 жыл бұрын
Him: “I have $5” Her: “Send $20” Him: “Aight bet can I borrow $15?” 😂😂😂
@Dk-ie4te
3 жыл бұрын
Madlad
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
It would have been funnier if he had asked if he could borrow all 20.
@namekazeminato8798
3 жыл бұрын
That 11 year old kid is a prodigy, a legend in the making, the one true CHAD.
@itzjoshmc6039
3 жыл бұрын
He’s fake thats name kaze minato not nami kaze minato
@rohitbhattarai2243
3 жыл бұрын
@@itzjoshmc6039 We're on a video about thots being denied, and you care for the fact that his name is spelled and i'm not even mentioning that minato has a fucking youtube profle?
@putamadre737
3 жыл бұрын
@@rohitbhattarai2243 🤣🤣
@itzjoshmc6039
3 жыл бұрын
@@rohitbhattarai2243 its a joke jeez lmao 😂
@rohitbhattarai2243
3 жыл бұрын
@@itzjoshmc6039
@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
3 жыл бұрын
4:28 that prayer. LMAO 😂
@Phantasm29
2 жыл бұрын
Lost it at white baby Jesus 🤣
@NiceGuyEddy12
3 жыл бұрын
"You don't have the face or body. You need a warehouse job." *OOOOOOF*
@GabrielleTollerson
3 жыл бұрын
she's gonna need an ice bath for that burn lmao
@Frankya92
3 жыл бұрын
Incinerated 😂😂😂
@sirgiggleshitsvi4648
3 жыл бұрын
CHAD!
@flytude
3 жыл бұрын
I was at that part when I read this comment
@TnD_BigJax
3 жыл бұрын
Destruction 100
@timothysargent860
3 жыл бұрын
THE GUY WHO MADE THAT GIRL PAY FOR PIZZA IS A LEGEND!
@dummyfranchise3630
3 жыл бұрын
fax
@itsgojoverfr
3 жыл бұрын
he a real one
@alirezamodares3463
3 жыл бұрын
He's a pimp!
@j.ballsdeep420
2 жыл бұрын
I want to buy that man a pizza
@Coach_Shiner
2 жыл бұрын
"Just because I ordered the pizza doesn't mean I'm paying for it"
@randomtslur
3 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate this man using a negative filter on posts with light mode so our eyes don't suffer?
@jcwljs1246
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@yello0
3 жыл бұрын
The dude who prayed for her cashapp is a fucking LEGEND
@australium7374
3 жыл бұрын
The 11 year old who shrugged off the shrex proposal is a legend too
@noobgan
3 жыл бұрын
Both of your opinions are legends.
@noobgan
3 жыл бұрын
But the prayer is always better.
@senatorgogeta5533
3 жыл бұрын
@@australium7374 fr
@bashanborlangkhongshei2851
3 жыл бұрын
That's what i think too definitely a Religious guy 👍🤣
@xx_77
3 жыл бұрын
the kid who said “OK IDC” is a chad
@hueyfreeman707
3 жыл бұрын
Ong bro
@dynamik8883
3 жыл бұрын
He's the chosen one!
@preds43
3 жыл бұрын
@Κωνσταντίνος ΉπΜκ Same :(
@LadiesMan2I7_
3 жыл бұрын
Real chug
@uno9453
3 жыл бұрын
You are a chad too Eren😳
@somedude4805
3 жыл бұрын
“I will ruin your life and play the victim. What sign am I?” Female. That’s what sign that is.
@mateovaldes3762
3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@SeeMeRowan
3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, you’re a nice guy so women don’t like you.
@pabloarellano5485
3 жыл бұрын
@@SeeMeRowan so a girl says out loud she will ruin a persons life like it’s a game, a man responds to her, and HE is the incel nice guy? Are your cognitive functions functioning correctly m8?
@WinstonSmith1997
3 жыл бұрын
A sign of the times?
@SeeMeRowan
3 жыл бұрын
@@pabloarellano5485 not what I meant. I wasn’t talking about the guy who made the mental illness comment in the video, I’m talking about the guy at the top of this thread, Some Dude. Hope that clears it up a bit
@Mistyf1
3 жыл бұрын
“OK IDC” I look up to that kid, he’s younger than me and there are already legends and myths about him
@crusader2412
3 жыл бұрын
The thing is they're probably all true.
@r97neal
3 жыл бұрын
Idk that is kinda a teenage boy's dream.
@KazumaSatouReal
3 жыл бұрын
@@r97neal That's pedophilia
@r97neal
3 жыл бұрын
@@KazumaSatouReal Still. It is weird if you are the teacher in that situation, but it is great if you are the kid in that situation. Unless if it is forced.
@KazumaSatouReal
3 жыл бұрын
@@r97neal I mean it could be traumatizing and stuff but yeah i agree
@elijahgonzalez3874
3 жыл бұрын
Seems like there's a lot of homeless women begging for money nowadays
@cope2247
3 жыл бұрын
Sad 😔
@rupayanbandyopadhyay3578
3 жыл бұрын
They feel they entitled to it. Sad.
@victorbolzan8312
3 жыл бұрын
Just normal girls acctualy
@gamee6245
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I wish I was a girl sounds like free cash to me
@victorbolzan8312
3 жыл бұрын
@@gamee6245 only If you are hot and If u live in a country full of idiots.
@sweaspurdoddd5466
3 жыл бұрын
Women legitimately live on recruit difficulty.
@dum5247
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, they got “I’m too young to die” with cheats on
@giveittomerightnow
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Gay characters: exist Netflix: Wouldn't that make you, interesting
@bruhgamer3789
3 жыл бұрын
i couldnt agree more
@ballsimulator
3 жыл бұрын
FRRR DOEEE
@scorpion6328
3 жыл бұрын
Little kids: exist Netflix: Wouldn’t that make you, interesting
@whatisahandle_69
3 жыл бұрын
So in other words you're mad gay people are getting a piece of the limelight. Got it.
@bruhgamer3789
3 жыл бұрын
@@whatisahandle_69 you must be stupid every netflix show ive seen having to do with someone gay they almost always show them as hella campy its not good attention
@eugeniocontreras2428
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Guys, I’m not going to lie I honestly love how men are starting to build up their values again and not care for thots who beg for money. I love how you guys are saying no more and more and are saying no to only fans offers. It makes me happy to see us men uniting together and standing with each other. Slowly but surely it’s happening. Men read my message so we can eventually one day reach a point where no man cares for women begging for money and not care for women offering to sell their nudes to us.
@littlegirlshowSynch
3 жыл бұрын
you need to spend less time on the internet it's warping your perception of society
@littlegirlshowSynch
3 жыл бұрын
@Michael no shit there's women that expect to be given things and taken care of because they have a vagina, its always been that way. my point was that nothing has changed, guys haven't been "building up their values again" and saying no more often. it's the same old shit that it always has been and always will be just because you see a fucking youtube video of guys turning down girls doesn't mean society is changing
@twotonekrazy7051
3 жыл бұрын
@@littlegirlshowSynch SIMP
@oldarthurmorgan6319
3 жыл бұрын
@@littlegirlshowSynch SIMP
@TheRealWaffles1
3 жыл бұрын
@@littlegirlshowSynchI’m not going to be rude to not anger you but that is kind of bitchish.
@youtubeguy5454
3 жыл бұрын
“Can you bless my cash app plz?” The guy: sure, *Actually blesses it*
@ekremslayer3389
3 жыл бұрын
I love how a girl tried to but into a beyblade conversation but got her completely denied
@insanemang9983
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite was the white manta diver. Thing broke my other beyblades.
@ghostspark8053
3 жыл бұрын
@@insanemang9983 bruh I loved Leo from the old days it was a mean little metal machine
@load_corruption01
3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostspark8053 Pegasus was steady af though.
@foundry6715
3 жыл бұрын
@@load_corruption01 I had L drago
@082000mazania
3 жыл бұрын
I have a custom Helios, I havent been able to battle anyone with it tho ;w; its Takara tomy tho so I think its a good one
@noelsemzelensky9322
3 жыл бұрын
"I have a boyfriend" "I have a mom" Savagery 101
@bhart3321
3 жыл бұрын
Speech: 100 🤣
@androzani
3 жыл бұрын
Chicken Tendies 1000
@pastadrmartinssempa6295
2 жыл бұрын
That was absolutely beastmode😂
@yuvanm9040
2 жыл бұрын
I didnt understand
@zidex7325
2 жыл бұрын
@@yuvanm9040 Well the girl lost her mother, and the boy tried to console her, but she said she got already a boyfriend for that, and him said he got a mother *at least*
@johnster02
3 жыл бұрын
dude really hit her with “what is the nature of your disability.” and she said “you gonna send me money if i prove it.” LMAOOO
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
TBH I wanted to see what happened next, did she legit send him a picture of herself missing a leg? It's kind of disappointed if that was the end of the conversation. The funniest possible outcome would be if she had sent a photo of a 1 legged woman, and he had pointed out a watermark in the corner of the picture and that it was a stock photo. That would have been absolutely glorious.
@HiThere-ki5oy
3 жыл бұрын
Grown women: "hey minor wanna have shrex" Minor:"I'm gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"
@WeedShaggy
3 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP
@gogertonherface5849
3 жыл бұрын
Shrek
@yeegor4599
2 жыл бұрын
* Tells her to get lost *
@Rodneytheproducer1986
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@nicholaskun604
2 жыл бұрын
These women are honestly disgusting
@hobbylos389
3 жыл бұрын
When you remember, people like that really exist: *cries in disbelieve in humanity*
@fylthl
3 жыл бұрын
They are not human, they are another species that should have been extinct
@theye29
3 жыл бұрын
@@fylthl They are npcs
@whitelilies3799
3 жыл бұрын
It's such an american problem tbh.
@piladogshit8385
3 жыл бұрын
@@whitelilies3799 as an american i totally agree
@whitelilies3799
3 жыл бұрын
@@piladogshit8385 honestly let me rephrase that because it's a bad take, I've met a lot of gold diggers but they can't be this honest and upfront with men to ask them money, they play the long game of marriage instead. They will be shamed to hell and back if they try it.
@grapsietv
3 жыл бұрын
“Rip mom 🥺💔” “Keep your head up 🙏” “I have a boyfriend ✋” “I have a mom ✋” *Things accelerated at an unprecedented pace..* 😰😂😂
@iamven
3 жыл бұрын
5:02 hold up you dropped this king 👑
@mr.nightmarionne1366
3 жыл бұрын
You mean crown?
@australium7374
3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.nightmarionne1366 it’s an emoji for a crown
@risingson21
3 жыл бұрын
@Semi you dropped this, king… 👉 👑 (just a recommendation)
@layalsaleh4103
3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.nightmarionne1366 bruh what yeah man she's calling the kid a crown, makes sense
@mr.nightmarionne1366
3 жыл бұрын
@@layalsaleh4103 This was my first time seeing this, and his lack of commas confused me.
@claresaguban3471
3 жыл бұрын
If these kids were my children, I would be proud that they know its not right to simp to strangers or being taken advantage of their money. ❤
@es-rh8oo
2 жыл бұрын
If they were mine, I'd give them whatever reward they asked for.
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Kids? The only ones we know are kids are the 11 and 14 year old, right? There's no reason to believe the others weren't adult men. It would honestly have been weird if an 11 year old boy HAD reacted any differently to an adult woman propositioning him though, wouldn't you say? I certainly can't imagine him shelling out money!
@RunnJake
3 жыл бұрын
equality moment shoutout to that 11 year old, he got his priorities straight
@kowkat3779
3 жыл бұрын
Finally, the sequel to life, this is perfect.
@eggflaireon7918
3 жыл бұрын
WAIT I'M DOING A SEQUEL
@Galaxy_World
3 жыл бұрын
Mhm
@Galaxy_World
3 жыл бұрын
@@eggflaireon7918 idk
@jonpaulii7563
3 жыл бұрын
This one is even better than the first 😂😂😂
@DeJo_puffer
3 жыл бұрын
?
@starwarsfan5492
3 жыл бұрын
Thot: "Your the reason why I hate men" Me if I was in that situation: "your the reason why I hate women"
@SunshineRey
3 жыл бұрын
"Load fast, pupper" button here
@personaanimeandculturefan3925
3 жыл бұрын
Load fast, pupper
@jamalgs3388
3 жыл бұрын
Load fast, pupper
@erenchen8727
3 жыл бұрын
Load fast, pupper
@himas5531
3 жыл бұрын
Load fast, pupper
@DoubleRainbows667
3 жыл бұрын
Load fast, pupper
@037productions
3 жыл бұрын
Always remember: VIRGINITY IS COOL! STAY PURE!
@derpnumbers
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@TnD_BigJax
3 жыл бұрын
No hymen, no diamond
@paprikagames
3 жыл бұрын
Gamers dont lose
@ThumosTheUnbroken
3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@TheMooper27
3 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until your junk end up looking like Shrek. Fuck around and find out.
@stevenporter7065
3 жыл бұрын
"How dare you order me a pizza and make me pay for it!" Its your pizza not his🤣
@legendofmine699
3 жыл бұрын
As our lord and savior Satou Kazuma once said: "I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and then complain about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient!"
@angryboar7578
3 жыл бұрын
Great to see another disciple of Kazuma's teachings. I can see you are a very cultured individual.
@legendofmine699
3 жыл бұрын
@@angryboar7578 I can see that you too, are a very cultured person. Amen brother
@angryboar7578
3 жыл бұрын
@@legendofmine699 Much appreciated. The Kazuma University of Gender Equality never fails.
@ZaTrapu
3 жыл бұрын
Lord Kazuma teaches the truth
@rishi_1003
3 жыл бұрын
This reply section is a certified place for men pf culture
@deadlydingus1138
3 жыл бұрын
I'd give them an F, but they're not worthy of my respect.
@a-10warthog66
3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@silverslidos4141
3 жыл бұрын
@@a-10warthog66 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@a-10warthog66
3 жыл бұрын
No I won't do the sound!
@Cacowninja
3 жыл бұрын
I think you're supposed to give them an L.
@kostan55
3 жыл бұрын
@@a-10warthog66 DO THE *S O U N D*
@AlleyWolf123
3 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that I love that the pics are inverted so they don’t blind you while watching at night
@nerdnehdamian
3 жыл бұрын
5:03 That kid will probably grow up to be someone who actually gets true love.
@inadequis6132
3 жыл бұрын
He should have told the person claiming they have 1 leg to work at IHOP
@randomthingdoer3879
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my got he would have roasted her so hard
@randomthingdoer3879
3 жыл бұрын
And congrats, you've earned a new subscriber
@Hei-Tsuya
3 жыл бұрын
"load fast, pupper" Real shi the beyblade comments are the best ever
@josephberrend7439
3 жыл бұрын
load fast, pupper
@mount_tai
3 жыл бұрын
load fast, pupper
@swagubirk
3 жыл бұрын
load fast, pupper (lets make a chain)
@EsmenettaRien
3 жыл бұрын
load fast, pupper
@miguelsebastianrivero9058
3 жыл бұрын
Load fast, pupper
@ReXlErick
3 жыл бұрын
That beyblade conversation killed me lmao
@androzani
3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, OK, Goodbye virgin.” “Damn, never been burned so hard by a plank of wood.” -JonTron
@wingz1595
3 жыл бұрын
Man the beyblade part is what makes me smile, but... who tf uses a dranzer
@xuhlooo
3 жыл бұрын
exactly......a fucking dranzer
@omegaalpha5702
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@omegaalpha5702
3 жыл бұрын
me who secretly uses dark dranzer and dranzer
@66666Ray
3 жыл бұрын
@@omegaalpha5702 they don't understand
@amariewheatley2906
3 жыл бұрын
Like seriously Who in the fuck uses a dranzer..... *a fucking dranzer A FUCKING DRANZER*
@randomyoutubecommenter2312
3 жыл бұрын
6:07 is my favorite one especially the part where she had to remind them she wasn't wearing a bra and then the guy told her that the bayblade discussion was more important
@Zhello79
3 жыл бұрын
When she is thotting it up JC Denton: Maybe you should try getting a job.
@stevecouldbeme9288
3 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS Me: Wants to watch anime in peace The ad right next to my screen: *You wont last 5 minutes in this game!*
@justanub5252
3 жыл бұрын
B r u h
@ValerieArtGallery
3 жыл бұрын
*B. R. U. H.*
@stevecouldbeme9288
3 жыл бұрын
@@ValerieArtGallery Oh no... Not a... BRUH THREAD
@RacingCar7483
3 жыл бұрын
*_B R U H_*
@jesus4.079
3 жыл бұрын
omg man
@arch3978
3 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Literally every "depressed" girl: even happy songs have deep sad meanings. Me: Ouh eeh ouh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang😔😔😔😔😭😭😭☹☹😞😥😢😩
@duingyurmom32
3 жыл бұрын
I called the witch doctor and they it wasn't you
@xatiter
3 жыл бұрын
I dont understand
@ironcityrailfan8467
3 жыл бұрын
Me, who listens to Eminem: what 😐
@Med_41
3 жыл бұрын
Haha I get it
@naomi_dc76
3 жыл бұрын
This hits deep...
@MidTierVillain
3 жыл бұрын
The blessing the cashapp prayer was hilarious. I have to remember that one, I see that all the time on social media. 🤣🤣🤣
@SG-sk3kt
3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious when they realize they have no other power over those dudes left
@bbbeckett
3 жыл бұрын
9:35 theres some more and it goes “im dead 😂” and he said “so is your mom” and she said “youre going to hell 😡” and he said “see your mom there 😈”
@ceasarvsnepolion7789
3 жыл бұрын
FML
@thatonemailbox
3 жыл бұрын
That one girl who tried to pull a 14 y/o needs to be stopped. That is unforgivable.
@argentin2306
3 жыл бұрын
When I saw that that Karate teacher got arrested, I said inside my head "finally, justice"
@imrankh68
3 жыл бұрын
Great
@cloudy6666
3 жыл бұрын
When you read this, have a nice day
@user-of5nq3mj9l
3 жыл бұрын
thanks
@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot
3 жыл бұрын
thanks
@garrettevans9193
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, you as well
@wheresdarice3988
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks but I had a bad day anyway. Maybe this will work tomorrow.
@michaeletherington2495
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@eggon_1345
3 жыл бұрын
I have a boyfriend✋ I have a mom✋ Dude u just castrated her while chopping up her legs and burning her heart.
@fuzz_exe6605
3 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Me: Has insecurities, doubts about my friends, & trust issues because of years of mental abuse & being put down by my parents My parents: iT's BeCaUsE oF tHaT dArN pHoNe
@yuyureishinoshojo
3 жыл бұрын
oof
@a-10warthog66
3 жыл бұрын
You ok my guy?
@user-of5nq3mj9l
3 жыл бұрын
u okay? :(
@Pyro_Katze
3 жыл бұрын
do you need a therapist?
@Uthael_Kileanea
3 жыл бұрын
It'S tHose viDeO GamES! YoU'rE neVeR GOinG OutSiDe! P.S.: you're grounded.
@yourfavourite9627
3 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS At my funeral: My friends: *applaud* Parents: Why did you applaud? My friends: He finally managed to get isekai'd!
@risingson21
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 KAMPAI!!! 🎉🎊 🥳 SENT WITH 💌💌💌
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Oh that is definitely dank all right. Of course it only works if you get hit by truck-san you know, it doesn't work if you die any other way.
@professionalgirlfriendstea5600
3 жыл бұрын
Load fast, pupper, for I am but a lowly peasant, cursed to never have a LAN cable, and constantly have over 200 ping average in the simplest of games, even roblox.
@Eranell
3 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS Me: Starts Memellion video Me: Expects to see a dog after Memellion says they will show me a picture of a "hotdog" Memellion: Shows picture of an actual sausage in a bun Me: ..... Why must you hurt me in this way? T_T
@frostbite9926
3 жыл бұрын
well technically, *that is a dog*
@spaicklesauce754
3 жыл бұрын
"And I'll show you a picture of a hot dog." I was sweating cause I didn't know if he meant a different type of hot dog. Load fast, pupper.
@philcorris5899
3 жыл бұрын
I instantly became hungry when the pick came on screen.
@WastedTalent83
3 жыл бұрын
i thought he would post a picture of a very cool dog XD
@josh-talks1342
3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah ok bye virgin” the kids thought process “what makes you think I live in Virginia?”
@That-Lazy-Animator
3 жыл бұрын
girl why don't I have a boyfriend yet I'm so amazing!?!?!?!and nice!?!?! the guy she rejected 30 years ago:am I a joke to you?
@grafinakaasu9048
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Her: Hes probably thinking about other girls. Him: Why are people writing pp if they could write qp or db instead?
@visiondaiii5265
3 жыл бұрын
Seen this can someone just please explain the damn joke I don’t get some one please explain
@karelsimek5871
3 жыл бұрын
@@visiondaiii5265 i dont get it too HELP
@hahano7128
3 жыл бұрын
The db looks like a pp
@jesus4.079
3 жыл бұрын
yo.......this is huge...
@vslayer7403
3 жыл бұрын
6:48 Bros before Hoes even if your internet bros That’s a prime example of that saying
@twitchandessie1420
3 жыл бұрын
Me:*sees title* Yes! YES YES!!!
@graftongazaway5633
3 жыл бұрын
Same I hate people like that
@drouzicz
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@adriannavarrete9332
3 жыл бұрын
Me: HELL YA
@clickbaitdetector520
3 жыл бұрын
Remember the satisfying magnet videos. THIS IS X10 MORE SATISFYING
@oya-oya5766
3 жыл бұрын
Is that a jojo reference
@willwicked
3 жыл бұрын
"You need a wharehouse job". Damn, that guy is a savage.
@DJ_LilPaycheck
2 жыл бұрын
I love the "Can you order me a pizza?" One cause I mean they ordered you a pizza they never said they were gonna pay for it... like I'm sorry I would've respected them for that cause that's on me for not saying "can you buy me a pizza?"
@taxfrog747
3 жыл бұрын
8:00 That dad is a hero.
@mac_attack_zach
3 жыл бұрын
My wifi stopped working as soon as he said, "You have been visited by the high bandwith husky"
@mr.nightmarionne1366
3 жыл бұрын
My guy, you just experienced the ultimate irony.
@mac_attack_zach
3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.nightmarionne1366 I know
@swagubirk
3 жыл бұрын
@@mac_attack_zach IDIOT! ITS BECAUSE U DIDNT SAY "load fast, pupper"
@ForzAchilles
3 жыл бұрын
I don't care if you are an attack helicopter 😂😂😂deadd
@carloscamacho5948
3 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS Men: *exist* Women: So you have chosen death
@McSkumm
3 жыл бұрын
Occasionally I start feeling upset about being a virgin in my mid 30s, then I watch something like this and am like 'actually, this isn't so bad'.
@ragsdakomg3837
3 жыл бұрын
Yea We Virgins gotta stick together
@yamikun3730
3 жыл бұрын
Haha just be savage towards thots n u will make urself a king
@KINGKUSHORLANDO
3 жыл бұрын
😢😢damn bruh thats sad man if you pass 21 and still a virgin im sorry to say but your a looser 😭😭
@rishi_1003
3 жыл бұрын
@@KINGKUSHORLANDO That's bullshit. It's your damn choice if you don't want to have shrex with someone. It does not mean you are either a looser or a person who has failed in life. Success does not mean having shrexed someone or multiple people, that's garbage mentality. What would you know about the dude, maybe hes living his life and happy, and does not need someone else for it? Or maybe he considers himself better than others who switch partners in an year or so like a phone
@sjonnieplayfull5859
3 жыл бұрын
Reach lvl 40 unscathed and you will become a wizard.
@freedomguru9449
3 жыл бұрын
I'm 40 years old and out of touch with all these SM apps, but is this a real thing? Do women really ask men for money like this?
@8FakeTears8
3 жыл бұрын
Deadly virus in movies: *infects the earth Also the virus: I go to America #DANKNESS
@rosellaevergreen5101
3 жыл бұрын
#Dankness
@jesus4.079
3 жыл бұрын
this isnt funny
@imalex6268
3 жыл бұрын
tf?
@sjonnieplayfull5859
3 жыл бұрын
@@jesus4.079 so jokes about diseases are off limits, because people die. Not all, not most, but some. Jokes about war too, because people die. Not all, not most, but some. Fat jokes are off limits too, because people die. Not all, not most, but some. Name one catagory that did not see fatalities. Like, at all.
@jesus4.079
3 жыл бұрын
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 I never said jokes about diseases are off limits it just meant that this comment wasn't funny
@Blur_r
3 жыл бұрын
Only real pimps know the boyfriend line is jus for her to save so her bf sees👀
@aureax1444
3 жыл бұрын
load fast, pupper Yeah my internet is a bit trash
@dummy1o2u
3 жыл бұрын
mad respect for that 11 year old, absolute fucking legend
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think so. You were expecting an 11 year old to be a simp? He would have to be a very atypical 11 year old to have reacted any other way, would he not? Not many 11 year old boys WOULD care about sexual advances from an adult woman I'd think. I'm much more impressed by the prayer for the cashapp tbh.
@abzolutelynothn
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not wearing a bra" *Nice, anyways*
@ThisNameIsNotOriginal
3 жыл бұрын
"I wanna have Shreks with you" Her mom and dad definitely succeeded on that.
@ZombolicBand
3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you forget that getting attention for your looks is a privilege
@Egerit100
3 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Her: Why am I always the jealous one Him: Why am I always the dumb one Other: Why are different versions of her, him jokes always so popular, and where do we stand? R we smart, jealous dumb, cool, JUST WHAT R WE Load Fast Pupper
@Unknown-uk2sr
3 жыл бұрын
11:40 load fast, pupper, godspeed my adorable friend.
@malikroberts6724
3 жыл бұрын
Bro when the dude said a pray for her I start crying😂😂
@cristianosdoujinshicorner9109
3 жыл бұрын
Ok this one I legit need "Load fast, pupper"
@keto4366
3 жыл бұрын
The 11 year old pulverised her entire existence
@skaytrix4373
3 жыл бұрын
0:50 I'm South African and i can tell this is South African cos of the slang 😂😂😂
@isaiahscott1774
3 жыл бұрын
Load faster pupper "2443455 ping"
@armandoescobedo3358
3 жыл бұрын
4 views 10 comments 36 likes. KZitem be smoking too much weed
@evildavidragan9292
3 жыл бұрын
No, KZitem has thot logic
@uranium7640
2 жыл бұрын
2:22 Happened to me in diacord, im also 14 👌
@Adam-bt7lf
3 жыл бұрын
I am happy for that 14 year old. Every year, bullshit gets more difficult. I’m not sure I’d have handled myself so professionally some 20 years ago.
@CJalterr
3 жыл бұрын
We guys really have to keep our heads up and ignore women sometimes. They think that they can get special treatment all the time and uses us for money. To all the guys out there remember yall are kings dont let women play yall and know you're worth
@Z_F_R
3 жыл бұрын
I love the fight about RC Beyblades I know nothing about them it's just hilarious
@artemis_21st67
3 жыл бұрын
11:37 high-bandwidth doggo Is literally using a 1980s pc
@mannco9458
3 жыл бұрын
LOAD FASTER PUPPER MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW
@mrsplashman8308
3 жыл бұрын
Dude was selling yeezys at a $550 discount and this female said “yOu sHoULd GiVe giRls gOoD pRiCes”
@cyanscrewdriver2092
3 жыл бұрын
Why would you plan out a whole date by yourself and then say “your treat?” Like HUH?????
@vadelynlovesyou1730
3 жыл бұрын
The 14 yr old fellow's situation.... I've gone through the same thing on Discord too before.... I feel you, dude
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