Therapist: "Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest" Costigan: "Because you're tired and you don't give a shit. It's not super-natural"
@john-paul9551
2 жыл бұрын
That got him laid with the therapist. I'll try that line out.
@flowrepins6663
Жыл бұрын
@@john-paul9551 no what got him laid was her imp0tent boyfriend that couldnt get it up and do his job, leaving her thirsdy to get the first d she could
@jpcastledark
Жыл бұрын
I like that too. It always gets me.
@carpanthers4ever
9 жыл бұрын
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
@PeterJustGames
9 жыл бұрын
carpanthers4ever actually, Mark is "The Other Guy" lol
@masnldop
9 жыл бұрын
carpanthers4ever Absolutely should top this list. What is it with the third one in the list anyway ? What part of it is supposed to be funny ?
@anmarsalih6577
8 жыл бұрын
I don't understand this .. Can someone help ?
@Jrschonovan
8 жыл бұрын
This is one of (I think the) best lines in the movie, but it's not shown in the clip.
@johnnycrash4892
8 жыл бұрын
I love this line a lot but honestly I think that the third line in the vid is the best; it's such a certain type of humour about it that makes it just absolutely hilarious
@dickfab1313
9 жыл бұрын
my personal favorite is: Costello: "You do good in school?" Young Sullivan: "Yes." Costello: "So did I. That's what you call a paradox."
@tahnirene
3 жыл бұрын
They call that a paradox***
@charlesmeniru5082
5 ай бұрын
What did he mean by that?
@ShiddyKong
19 күн бұрын
@@charlesmeniru5082 I think it's a paradox because an assumed rule is that only people who don't do well in school become criminals, so Costello's existence as a criminal who did well in school is a paradox (not that this genuinely makes sense, hence Costello's smile)
@babylonian
Жыл бұрын
my personal favorite is when Matt Damon laughs “my dick’s workin, heh…. OVERTIME” and Alec Baldwin looks him in his eyes and says, with extreme sincerity, “I’m glad to hear that.”
@ytramsmp
Жыл бұрын
Hey there, Nick! I hope you're having a smashing weekend! I wanted to ask you something, what is your favorite Leo film?
@regulator18E
Жыл бұрын
@@ytramsmp don't worry, it's a hard choice, I'm sure he's just having a hard time choosing. 😂
@ytramsmp
Жыл бұрын
@@regulator18E sure 😂
@ericyankovich8475
10 ай бұрын
Wahlberg crushes it to. I grew up in Boston at the same time those guys did & I love how they brought the staple Boston term “fk yrself” in so authentically!!
@PlaceItHereOrThere
8 жыл бұрын
I love how Baldwin's character just fills in the rest of the conversation.
@Fjshshs626
3 жыл бұрын
back before baldwin's heart was full of hate
@elderchildren
3 жыл бұрын
@@Fjshshs626 you’re thinking of the other Baldwin
@MegaLoquendo2000
3 жыл бұрын
@@elderchildren What?
@jkeegan154
10 жыл бұрын
Normally he's a nice guy. ...Don't judge him this meeting alone.
@hel2727
5 жыл бұрын
Do you still like him?
@Entertainer114
9 жыл бұрын
That third line is the hidden gem that people forget. Biggest laugh of the movie for me.
@flippert0
6 жыл бұрын
FULL ACK!
@davidmoett1086
6 жыл бұрын
You one of those fitness freaks? Go fuck yourself
@danielhenderson762
5 жыл бұрын
Sorry what is he saying?
@rizzo-films
4 жыл бұрын
Oooh no I did not forget! I fucking lost it in the theater when he did that line 🤣😂🤣. Literally everyone in this movie is at 11!
@iyaramonk
4 жыл бұрын
Yes I remember that line got a big laugh in the theater :D
@irishtothebone13
11 жыл бұрын
"I'm Irish, I can live with something being wrong for the rest of my life"
@mylescoyne1
9 жыл бұрын
Marky Mark is awesome, nuff said.
@StephNuggs
6 жыл бұрын
Maybe, maybe not... Maybe go fuck yourself
@MegaLoquendo2000
3 жыл бұрын
So is Matty Matt
@hwuoahc
14 жыл бұрын
I think it is just impossible to pick best lines in The Departed, because the entire script was just so effing awesome!!
@SnowLeonhart
10 жыл бұрын
"this is walberg's best character" DIRK DIGGLER.
@StephNuggs
6 жыл бұрын
You got the touch!
@PedroOrdep-kv5vw
6 жыл бұрын
You got the power!
@StephNuggs
6 жыл бұрын
SnowLeonhart Such a fucking good movie. PTA dudes, PT muthafuckin A
@geg6315
4 жыл бұрын
True
@splinter360
3 жыл бұрын
BROCK LANDERS!!! 😂😂😂
@alvarob.806
6 жыл бұрын
This the best for me: "When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
@Sameoldfitup
3 жыл бұрын
“Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?”― Tennessee Williams.
@delrey874
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best movies ever. Acting, directing, cinematography, music are all the best.
@forgotaboutbre
10 жыл бұрын
"you dont have any cats, i like that"
@Markrobinson-bb3ti
10 жыл бұрын
Frank Costello: Did you ever think about going back to school? Billy Costigan: School? Billy Costigan: All due respect Mr. Costello, school is out. Frank Costello: Maybe someday you'll wake the fuck up.
@vitalmotivation0
3 жыл бұрын
explain this like i'm five
@zaittsev
3 жыл бұрын
@@vitalmotivation0 Frank was suggesting that Billy should go back to school to get an education. Unbeknownst to Frank Billy is actually highly intelligent and has an education. But as part of his undercover persona he pretends to resent education by replying "schools out".
@MistaLovaMan
3 жыл бұрын
Every parent that has a teenager that thinks they’re wise beyond their years loves this line
@crassyfrake
10 жыл бұрын
The world needs plenty of bartenders! TWO WEEKS....with pay!
@stylesy666
10 жыл бұрын
better line is "who are you?" "i'm the guy that does his fucking job, you must be the other guy"
@yagmrsimsek3938
8 жыл бұрын
Mark killed it😂😂
@turkelafandiyev
9 жыл бұрын
what a great casting!
@masnldop
9 жыл бұрын
«Which one ? "Fuck you" or "allegedly" ?»
@lease2coach1
12 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this! Now I've gotta see the movie...
@knottyboy20
14 жыл бұрын
mark mahlberg ripped this movie to shreds and owned this role...i loved his character in this movie
@niptuck117
11 жыл бұрын
The little banter between Wahlberg and Baldwin in the beginning is fucking great: goes from insulting to curiosity in seconds, and Baldwin's head nod to the last thing Wahlberg says is great.
@Cashburner
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy!"
@rocker4u123
13 жыл бұрын
Staff Sgt. Dignam is a guy that you hate, but in the end you love him. I just love how he despises billy at first but in the end he protects him and pops the rat.
@SilverAxe13
13 жыл бұрын
"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f*** yourself." Hands down my favorite movie quote from the last ten years. The first time I saw this movie and heard that I laughed hysterically for like 5 minutes.
@mikejohnson961
8 жыл бұрын
0:40 how Donald trump answers our questions
@expensive-brother
8 жыл бұрын
True
@itsmeontheinternet7198
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@MrHorimiya
8 жыл бұрын
fuck yourself
@NaomiCantora
6 жыл бұрын
mike johnson bahahaha 🤣🤣😂
@yokatta-f
6 жыл бұрын
>Targaryen profile pic >Whining about Drumpf in a completely unrelated video not surprised
@letthepainremain
3 жыл бұрын
0:52 When you see it, this movie willl never be the same again!
@elmalifico3708
3 жыл бұрын
1:03 this is basically how I used to ask a girl out on a date.
@danielmckay372
3 күн бұрын
What was the success rate on that technique
@Gunshywally1369
2 жыл бұрын
I still use the Mushroom Line as a security guard when my clients ask about certain incidents.
@hey12358y
10 жыл бұрын
Baldwin and Wahlberg had a lot of funny lines in this movie. Gotta give it up to Baldwin, you knew Wahlberg would get Mass. cops down, but Baldwin nailed it just as hard. Yes, Mass. cops really are just like this scene.
@Vange-kw4ye
9 жыл бұрын
DON'T LAUGH! THIS ISN'T REALITY TV!!!
@mdd1963
3 жыл бұрын
this ain't reality TV! :)
@FightingTheNoodles
11 жыл бұрын
Goddamn I just want to quote Walhberg every time. My favorite line of his in this is "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy." Such a great diss.
@majinvegeta4700
6 жыл бұрын
Mark Wahlberg was such a badass in this movie
@madeincanada29
Ай бұрын
The best line in the entire movie for me was the 3rd one in these clips. The smoking question without ev3n letting him answer then telling him to "go fuck yourself" was hilarious!
@BrxIghtside
6 жыл бұрын
Really great casting
@emjaiz
4 жыл бұрын
The dialogue in this movie is A++
@oneiromultimedia1
12 жыл бұрын
I love how Matt Damons character at the end just ignores him, like he's gotten so used to their talk.
@nathanielteague4574
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem 14 years later: remember the departed? Here's some lines from the departed.
@guardiandominatusguardinad5737
8 жыл бұрын
hahahaha best part with smoke..awsome movie
@CT-nb5lm
2 жыл бұрын
Wallberg is awesome . When he is into the character.
@dougbodenhamer9391
Жыл бұрын
Love this character. Just pissed TF off at all times.
@MattP5000
Жыл бұрын
last one is the best delivery
@realkingofantarctica
3 жыл бұрын
My three favourite lines in the movie were: *BANG!* (in the elevator) *BANG!* (outside the elevator) and *BANG!* (next to the elevator)
@danielthewlis2109
Жыл бұрын
One of the best films of all time
@cgo2551
12 жыл бұрын
No way that could have been delivered so perfect if it was in the script
@anirudhbharadwaj1342
5 жыл бұрын
last 3 lines.....GOLD
@7djsavage21
13 жыл бұрын
just knowing the fact that before he was Mark Wahlberg, the famous hollywood actor he used to rap as Marky Mark i'll never be able to take him seriously!
@akendall97
11 жыл бұрын
Alec Baldwin's character in this movie was on a whole other level of awesome!
@jurgswa
5 жыл бұрын
Little did he know that in the future he’ll be the other guy.
@peacefulguy4145
2 жыл бұрын
"She's tired from ... my father" 😂
@amxtaylor
3 жыл бұрын
I like how the guy magically appears between :23 and :25 next to Matt Damon.
@Kuupoju
12 жыл бұрын
-Do you have anyone in with Costello? -WHAT? NOOO!
@draculaleinaidis7619
11 жыл бұрын
because in real life we actually say darn, poopy, darn
@cfwbdude
13 жыл бұрын
the best is In the bar Cranberry Juice scene. Mr French told Billy straight out you aint at all tough, a masterpiece!
@maryburr3145
3 жыл бұрын
What? Is it your period? 😂
@FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509
13 жыл бұрын
the best line in this movie is when jack nicholas talks about the guy they were supose to put in the swamp
@justhuy7960
8 жыл бұрын
The way to be nominated for oscar is say the F*** many times, it's so true with mark and j.k simmons :))
@johnnycrash4892
8 жыл бұрын
And Joe Pesci won the Oscar for Goodfellas and he said 'fuck' in it over 100 times! he even broke a world record I think
@SJMJ91
11 жыл бұрын
Another great line in The Departed (my favourite) is "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
@MissCarmenGrant
13 жыл бұрын
i dont know why i love hearing mark wahlberg swearing....it's just so funny to hear 'fucking' from him...he's so cute!! Ahhh....
@ttly1384
3 жыл бұрын
Baldwin's character was coked up in that last scene. Funniest shit ever.
@tommycipriani2254
6 жыл бұрын
My favorite Mark Wahlberg performance.
@TheBirdMamma
13 жыл бұрын
growing up there its pretty funny to hear how much less the rest of the country cusses
@derris
13 жыл бұрын
Marc Walhberg is REALLY GREAT in this role
@avonb1
13 жыл бұрын
My personal favorites are 1- What are you waiting for honestly do u want him to chop me up & feed me 2 the poor! LOL pretty much any1 of Leos paranoid lines. I love watching him try 2 cope with being in that lifestyle. Most undercover movies the cop is all in2 the case but not billy. "Its been a year of this already. i've had enough of it"
@wazankash
13 жыл бұрын
its a smoke within a smoke...
@MrBen2212
13 жыл бұрын
"What'll you have?" "Cranberry juice." "What is it your period?"
@jme101soul
11 жыл бұрын
I just realised at 0:52 is some of the best acting of all time! When Alec Baldwin scratches his nuts :) fucking brilliant :)
@popeye697
11 жыл бұрын
Wahlberg was originally supposed to play Linus in Oceans Eleven, but passed it up for Planet of the Apes(Mistake) so Matt Damon got it instead
@Addicti0nz1
12 жыл бұрын
mark walberg had the best lines he was my favorite
@FZeroDragon
14 жыл бұрын
True, PB - felt good to get that off my chest though.
@tweeze123
13 жыл бұрын
I fkn love mark wahlbergs delivery.
@auliastr
12 жыл бұрын
natural acting
@divebomber101
14 жыл бұрын
These lines are funny, but I would argue that they aren't the best lines from the movie. The movie is powerful, and so are the best lines from the movie. Example - The opening line in the movie truly captures the spirit of the film. "I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me." Now that is a damn good line.
@fuck2GEMA
11 жыл бұрын
great selection Reclaim3R, but you forgot this master quote: -who the fuck are you? -Im the guy whos does his job, you must be the other guy ! !
@RumbleFish69
5 жыл бұрын
"No ticky, no laundry" That's the best line in this flick!
@RonInbar
5 жыл бұрын
Oh, right!
@TrueIronMaidenFan
12 жыл бұрын
The guy should have exteneded to top 5 and added the following "Im the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy" "Blow me alright? but not litterely unfortunatly theirs no promotion involved for you"
@kieran1990able
13 жыл бұрын
Mark whalberg made me roll on the floor in this part seriously......
@CoolEthan182
14 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Who the fuck are you?" "I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy."
@JeffreyGillespie
3 жыл бұрын
I would have been so pissed if you left out the fitness freak line LOL
@brianleal5510
9 жыл бұрын
My fav line was from Wahlberg. Leo:"Families are always rising to fall in America." Sheen:"Whos said that?" Leo:"Hawthorne" Wahlberg:"farrrrtt, whats a matter dont know any fucking Shakespeare?" LOL
@153ridzzzz
11 жыл бұрын
mark wahlberg + matt damon = u know shits gonna get real!!
@aakksshhaayy
9 жыл бұрын
schools out, no more pencils no more books
@HedserWijbenga
13 жыл бұрын
The last line is the best
@Nelarsen
11 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to praise your lord this sunday
@Fakename70
7 жыл бұрын
Wahlberg's role should've been played by Ben Affleck. But, he was filming The Town at the time, right?
@aboodmki3
7 жыл бұрын
Fakename70 You must be kidding, the was 2010 This 10 years ago.
@SticksToDogs
11 жыл бұрын
How can you not like this film?
@awniad
14 жыл бұрын
Best lines ever is "WHERES YOUR FUCKING BOY"
@Shargrailar
14 жыл бұрын
"My theory on feds is they are like mushrooms feed em shit and keep in the dark" Man thats funny.
@NateElias9328
13 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thought Baldwin was slowly going insane near the end of the movie? :)
@unclephillymya
Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when he says MYCROPROCESSAHS
@maulanaiman4448
3 жыл бұрын
0:16 just another day at the office..
@bellaroha
14 жыл бұрын
i love this movie i am a bostonian i loved this movie it was great they got the accent right on tee eexcept leo he tried to hard but it was a great cast for this movie
@gerishee
13 жыл бұрын
Has anyone noticed that there's no one beside Matt Damon at the start of the scene and at 0.23, then some guy randomly appears at 0.24 and asks a question!
@leondelvechioramirez8529
11 жыл бұрын
Dignam: "My theory on Feds is this, they're like mushrooms, feed them shit and keep them in the dark." Same theory applies everywhere, hahaha:):)
@Zurreco
11 жыл бұрын
Where the hell was the best line in the entire movie? "Oh, who the fuck are you?" "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
@eqluea
13 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING LOVE MARK IN THIS MOVIE.
@mikew5795
13 жыл бұрын
How could you leave out "If you knew what we did we would not be good at what we do we would be cunts are you calling us cunts?'' that's an epic line
@Tiffawesomeness
13 жыл бұрын
@HEADSHOTDEALER That section must have been edited because the movie clearly shows the man coming in and sitting next to Matt Damon's character.
@soundwave6525
2 жыл бұрын
Matt Damons face 🤣😭😂..he was scared that's how all crooked people look when the truth come out or it's a salty look😶...Do the right thing people✨
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