A clip from episode 505 of My Brother, My Brother, and Me. This audio comes from the podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me and belongs to the McElroy brothers.
my jaw dropped in real life when that marketing exec said that a big pizza was “about sex”
@glyph1869
3 жыл бұрын
This is super late, but it's worth noting: That's not even a marketing exec, I don't think. It's an outside commentator and 'futurist' that Michael Dresser brought in.
@iminer978
2 жыл бұрын
Everything is about sex, except for sex, which is about pizza.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know about you, but “pizza is dangerous now because of the AIDS crisis” was not the take I was prepared for today.
@apassionatenerd.3564
3 жыл бұрын
"They hated Jesus because he told them the truth"
@josephharold808
3 жыл бұрын
I listen to these to go to sleep most days. Today, obviously, is not a day that I am going to sleep because Ronald Reagan weaponized Pizza for AIDS I fucking guess.
@thenamelessnpc1000
4 жыл бұрын
You think you know where this goes. *You do not*
@mintteafresh5558
4 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about Reggie's time at Pizza Hut before working at Nintendo, so hearing his name here was like a shot to my senses
@shawnaeatscats
4 жыл бұрын
What a fucking... wild... transition.
@aeugchad
4 жыл бұрын
@@shawnaeatscats It's not that uncommon in big business for execs to jump between completely different companies.
@thomasb7347
Жыл бұрын
We want Mario Eats Reggie!
@peytonwarren1936
3 жыл бұрын
“Pizza Hungry People Love A Hungry Pizza. Get It Big!”
@epoillaKory
4 жыл бұрын
the “age of AIDS” line took me out so hard oh my god
@emmetttowinit2191
3 жыл бұрын
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE ROUND, CHEESY & WARM TO DESCRIBE A WOMAN
@apassionatenerd.3564
2 жыл бұрын
Cheesy and round i get, warm doesn't seem that bad, it feels like it would be worse to describe someone as "cold".
@runeanonymous9760
Жыл бұрын
@@apassionatenerd.3564 yeah but not at once! warm and round maybe, but cheesy must inhabit a different context
@burritowarrior77
4 жыл бұрын
Its like a bojack horseman flashback where they constantly remind you of what year they're flashing back to
@deer4927
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it is
@Vallnerik
2 жыл бұрын
It really really really is
@pantyosashu8137
3 ай бұрын
And then you get bombarded by existential dread.
@jaycarp6474
3 жыл бұрын
Will Bigfoot Top the Dominator, the subheading on the worlds best erotic novel ever
@asiunderstandit5717
3 жыл бұрын
that's almost certainly a Chuck Tingle book
@jaycarp6474
3 жыл бұрын
@@asiunderstandit5717 you fucking know it baby!
@jakeisjake112
4 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest munch squad ever natalie. Thank you so much for isolating it. Like this could be the best mbmbam moment for me.
@jakeisjake112
4 жыл бұрын
Like I was searching your page for it no more than 15 hours ago and you fucking read my mind and just threw it up there
@jakeisjake112
4 жыл бұрын
You angel
@jakeisjake112
4 жыл бұрын
I agree 100% Justin best news article ever
@auxomox
3 жыл бұрын
Griffin:"I got big rhombus energy." Me, a non-binary/Agender: "👁️👄👁️"
@runeanonymous9760
Жыл бұрын
A square is a type of rhombus. Perhaps you are a dot or something? I’d say line but those are the girls in flatland so it feels kind of misgendery to call you as such
@Vallnerik
2 жыл бұрын
Justin has gotten so good at reading these now. He even has the cadence down and everything. He's like conducting a 1 man play but also doing a really good product pitch.
@phillyfanmatt
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that a White House representative is included in this *fast food* article isn’t even the wildest part about it
@laurafrakinroslin
3 жыл бұрын
“This Pizza is sexual” I said ‘WHAT’ out loud. Me, I did, playing Minecraft at home
@ozpunk
4 жыл бұрын
This is some of the craziest shit I've ever heard, absolutely amazing.
@duncanharkins7342
4 жыл бұрын
Wat? WAT!? Domino's BIG BIG SEX PIZZA!?!?
@ZoeIsNotIcy11
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Gustav Klimt used circles and rectangles to denote female versus male body movements (respectively) in many of his works, particularly “The Kiss”, which features the ambiguous covered forms of an embracing man and woman
@DimT670
4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the bullshit the were peddling at the time has nothing to do with gustav Klimt
@probablypossessed2075
3 жыл бұрын
Shadow Gamer maybe I’m sleep deprived but this is the funniest possible reply to this comment
@reitheist
4 жыл бұрын
It's insane how many relics there are of how fucking weird the 90s were. Like... I hardly believe people existed then.
@kquinnvandevelde1384
3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I listen to this I fucking nearly die because it's so buck wild
@superemoboi2050
4 жыл бұрын
That was one of the wildest rides I've been on
@MissMystery1412
3 жыл бұрын
SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN EATING WHILE LISTENING TO THIS BECAUSE I LITERALLY ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH AT THE AIDS PART
@long-dead-king
2 жыл бұрын
were you eating pizza?
@laurenyork6095
4 жыл бұрын
I usually listen to these with my eyes closed to really focus into it. When something Gets Me, my eyes will fly open. My eyes were open for this entire 13:32 video.
@michaeljamessegura2518
5 ай бұрын
9:45 the other person having no idea what the first person is talking about is one of the best parts for me. 😆
@starilie
4 жыл бұрын
My god. This might be the best piece of writing of all time.
@ch3burashka
3 жыл бұрын
"People will have phones that are also computers" is a slow burn, but might be the best joke in the whole thing.
@plushieteddy
3 жыл бұрын
i want this played @ my wedding. legitimately. this is the new bible
@wolf23ify
4 жыл бұрын
My ADHD demon took me away for a second after the prince joke and dropped me back at "pizza is a traditonally feminine experience" or whatever the fuck and i need an adult
@lv.2073
3 жыл бұрын
*Please tell me this man wrote other food articles* *This is fucking gold*
@ValseInstrumentalist
3 жыл бұрын
Schwarzeneggerian. Now that's a word.
@Kane_the_Newschool_DM
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, this guy put in the WORK
@WilliamMurphy-wp79
3 жыл бұрын
What a fucking journey this article was
@kerensa7349
Жыл бұрын
Gotta say it like the terminator though 😂 "hasta la pizza, baby"
@quinn5102
Жыл бұрын
Found and achieved my life's purpose by sending this in. Thanks for uploading the clip for whenever I have a bad day!
@nicolassagrillo1442
4 жыл бұрын
Any pizza with as many slices as the number of inches in the diameter will be pi inches at the crust right?
@cyberbrunk
4 жыл бұрын
this mathematical relation is now known as Sagrillo's Law
@leaffinite3828
4 жыл бұрын
It is a rectangle, does this change anything
@shawnaeatscats
4 жыл бұрын
But if it were a circle, yes. Roughly 3 inches at the crust.
@shawnaeatscats
4 жыл бұрын
@@leaffinite3828 wait I just made my comment but... i just realized.... diameter... RECTANGLES DONT HAVE DIAMETERS. Which is it pizza HUT?!
@batterybox4599
Жыл бұрын
Griffin leaning back from the mic is the sign of god tier content.
@jamesrichie7844
4 жыл бұрын
I wish more of my life could have been on the 90s.
@Crossark1
2 жыл бұрын
Griffin did math bad with his incredulous, “Each slice is one inch,” comment. You see, 30” is the *diameter* of the pizza, and the circumference of a circle is pi(diameter). In case you’re curious, that works out to about 94.25” of pizza circumference. Since there are thirty slices, each slice has a maximum width of about pi (3.1416) inches at the crust, assuming they’re all cut evenly. Talk about a big pizza pi!
@Crossark1
2 жыл бұрын
Of course, the width at the crust isn’t really the most important factor here. You don’t just eat the crust of a pizza unless you’re a certifiable sociopath. The AREA is what we should be considering (Pi*r^2, as we all know). With a radius of 15”, that works out to roughly 706.85 square inches of pizza in total - which means each slice contains about 1/30 of the total area, or ~23.56 in.^2. Imagine eating nearly two feet of pizza in a single slice. That’s an unholy amount of pizza.
@honkhonkhonkhonk2334
11 ай бұрын
bro I'm sorry to do this to you literally two years later but isn't this specific pizza NOT a circle?
@crabdad4087
3 жыл бұрын
BIIIIG RHOMBUS ENERGY OVER HERE
@pikapuffin368
4 жыл бұрын
Wait, there's still more space dust.
@griffhay1
4 жыл бұрын
I was NOT prepared for that AIDS line holy fuck
@kls0110
2 жыл бұрын
Just wanting to show appreciation for Griffin saying Snack Flag
@molybdenumrose
4 жыл бұрын
cheezy girlz
@homomilitia
3 жыл бұрын
ronse
@eluuvio
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Dominos had the fucking gall to talk about the Aids crisis in a press release about their stupid pizza really makes me angry, not gonna lie
@Oporteo
2 жыл бұрын
I believe that was the other marketing expert he consulted, not the dominos exec
@Oporteo
2 жыл бұрын
still--don't get me wrong--completely wild
@nothinpurrsonal
4 жыл бұрын
7:59
@4nn4h
4 жыл бұрын
Fucking lost it at "because we're in the age of AIDS". Absolutely wretched
@biddyfox
4 жыл бұрын
REGGIE???
@molybdenumrose
4 жыл бұрын
reggie was a pizza exec before he worked in games
@biddyfox
4 жыл бұрын
i know its just like. a cool plot twist
@lkafjkakjf333
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, listening back to this and the whole chicken sandwich war that happened a year or so ago, shit just keeps repeating itself, huh?
@ErinCMurphy1
3 жыл бұрын
2:28 is shortly before the Reggie mention.
@MaxGreen111
Жыл бұрын
Rest in peace to our gay forefathers who died as a result of the AIDS crisis… it’s too bad that they didn’t know that the solution was just a big pizza.
@Batistadx4
Жыл бұрын
Love the resolute stonewalling in the face of travis's absolutely nothing "jokes"
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