Hellooo. Since this was made in Starfield, these are the only assets I had available since there aren't a ton of mods just yet. Sorry if lore inconsistencies ruin it for anyone - just meant to be a bit of fun!
@pokebreederrichard1200
7 күн бұрын
I enjoyed this, i thought it was funny
@djsedam123
7 күн бұрын
Not really. I could actually see Scout Troopers in a Tie Fighter Squadron if it was a patrol on the planet's surface. He thought he could make it to the Star Destroyer in time, couldn't, now he's gonna die
@forbiddenspark6243
7 күн бұрын
I wish the tie fighter worked on my Xbox I can't get the mod to download right and the ship parts are missing
@mufasa9910
7 күн бұрын
dude u started a few wars in these comments just by the TIE model u used for this an i got to say, do it again cause damn these were nice reads
@firebreathingcow
7 күн бұрын
Most entertaining thing to come out of starfield
@ulysses11
13 күн бұрын
They had to cut so much budget they gave Darth Vaders Tie Fighter to some random grunt.
@lackinthebox
12 күн бұрын
To be fair the grand inquisitor had one so they’re may be more :0
@DCPTF2
11 күн бұрын
@@lackinthebox it's the TIE Advanced x1, basically production prototype of what would become the Tie Interceptor
@lackinthebox
11 күн бұрын
@@DCPTF2 ah, but I feel like there’s probably more no? Or is it really just for darth
@DCPTF2
11 күн бұрын
@@lackinthebox that's what a production prototype is, The TA1 went into service but is only remembered as a stepping stone between the Tie Starfighter and the Tie Interceptor because it was only around for a short time
@JamesDM4
11 күн бұрын
@@DCPTF2the tie advence wasnt use to make the tie interseptor. The tie advence is ( pun intemded ) way more advenced then any tie, only the bent-wing configuration was took from vader tie to interceptor tie but that pretty much it.
@andrewmurray2184
11 күн бұрын
Fun fact due to budget constraints, tie fighters don't have life support, hence the tie fighter pilot uniform
@PineappleDealer37
8 күн бұрын
Yep
@Groza_Dallocort
8 күн бұрын
TIE fighters no life support, no hyperdrive, no shields, no ordnance launcher and only carrying two forward facing laser cannons. On the plus side it's cheap
@DurinTheRain
8 күн бұрын
That's looks like a tie advanced, those had shields and life support.
@jthunderboldt
8 күн бұрын
@@Groza_Dallocort and vary vary fast
@alaricbarber3680
8 күн бұрын
side note. pilots are cheaper then scout troopers.
@joshsanders1860
9 күн бұрын
The fact that this is a TIE fighter that ACTUALLY HAS LIFE SUPPORT, it's no wonder the budget was cut they spent it all on that one TIE fighter.
@allster0crowly
7 күн бұрын
either that or someone took Vader's personal fighter out for a joy ride
@bunny6820
6 күн бұрын
Nah. Life support probably refers to available oxygen and stuff like that
@InfernosReaper
6 күн бұрын
It's not even a TIE fighter, but one of those better ones that have a hyperdrive and stuff
@Bill-bj9fn
6 күн бұрын
Thats a TIE Advanced. Vader is seen flying it. It most likely has life support.
@forefes5446
6 күн бұрын
I thought it was that Vader's personal TIE didn't need life support due to his suit.
@ferrumbellatorwarsmith3342
12 күн бұрын
A timer? Excellent idea. Now he'll know when the problem stops being a problem.
@Cassette-Cryptid
8 күн бұрын
Learning from OceanGate I see
@T_Way
8 күн бұрын
@@Cassette-Cryptidwhat's oceangate I think you meant Boeing
@Cassette-Cryptid
8 күн бұрын
@@T_Way DONT BE SAYING THAT IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR BRAIN WITHIN YOUR CRANIUM Dear Boeing, nothing bad ever happened to your planes or the whistleblowers. They died of natural causes
@freddybonnette1229
8 күн бұрын
@@T_Way the sub
@onefastsled
8 күн бұрын
@@T_WayOceangate was the submarine that imploded recently
@skipmage
7 күн бұрын
Fun Fact: the Tie was so cheaply manufactured that it does not come with life support. That feature was instead more affordably sourced in the pilot suits. The scout trooper uniform lacks this feature.
@michaelpettersson4919
5 күн бұрын
A non pressurised hull. I suppose that the ship had some support for the life support though. Like a system the pilot can plug in a hose into.
@skipmage
5 күн бұрын
@@michaelpettersson4919 No. Officially the flight suit was entirely self contained.
@3adgamd3r
4 күн бұрын
@@skipmagewhich ironically made it superior to the Rebels suits, but then the Rebels had better fighters It’s not like it really matters, ejecting in space or having your ship completely disabled would be a death sentence as you’d more than likely be lost in the black
@michaelpettersson4919
4 күн бұрын
@@skipmage That would not make for a long endurance. So called "human torpedoes" are open torpedoes like miniature submarines and even those at least sometimes carry extra oxygen. Italy used such vessels with great effect during WW2 to sneak up to anchored enemy ships to place explosives on them.
@floseatyard8063
4 күн бұрын
The tie advanced had life support though
@Lazarus1095
8 күн бұрын
Honestly that timer is a great idea. For one thing, it shows that the guy he's talking to is taking his situation seriously.
@ImNotCreativeEnoughToMakeUser
9 күн бұрын
Tie fighters canonically have 3 days worth of supplies on board.
@RequiemPoete
8 күн бұрын
Okay, but is that just if it crashes on a habitable planet, like just food, and water? Or does it include 3 days of oxygen.
@oatmealman1586
8 күн бұрын
@@RequiemPoete food and water. Tie fighters had no life support which is why the pilots wore those special suits with the airtubing and whatnot. Hard to fit life support into those things due to space reasons.
@DarthVader0001
8 күн бұрын
not only that but that is a TIE Advanced X1 which is hyperdrive equipped
@snarflcat6187
7 күн бұрын
Yep. You get 3 days of emergency food bars. NOT O2. That comes from their bulky space suit.
@RequiemPoete
7 күн бұрын
@DarthVader0001 TBF he already said he had no idea how to work the thing.
@nojustno49
11 күн бұрын
They had so much of a budget cut they gave a scout trooper a tie advanced
@VerdeMorte
9 күн бұрын
Budget 1 Star Destroyer vs. 10 Tie Advanced Vader: Time for little baby birds to fly...
@nojustno49
9 күн бұрын
@@VerdeMorte tue
@Paul_Bedford
8 күн бұрын
It probably is an older tie advanced that was bound to be recycled.
@BigBossTussBall
8 күн бұрын
I mean it's not like they built it personally for him. If it's sitting in the hangar and available then it's in budget
@VerdeMorte
6 күн бұрын
@BigBossTussBall *Vader staring angrily at the spot where his personal Tie Advanced should be parked*
@Nohhbahdi
11 күн бұрын
Ha! Haa! Jokes on you. Tie fighter HAD NO life supports. Tie pilots worn atmospheric suits, that gave them their oxygen. The scout trooper would have suffocated the moment he left the hanger in that armor.
@JudgeMad
11 күн бұрын
thats the TIE advanced, tho, which does have life support
@Nohhbahdi
10 күн бұрын
@@JudgeMad it doesn't say tie advanced in the title, it's says fighter.
@mondaysinsanity8193
10 күн бұрын
@@Nohhbahdiyes but you can see visually its a tie advanced. Or could you not tell mr. Akshuallly
@Nohhbahdi
10 күн бұрын
@@mondaysinsanity8193 doesn't really matter what they used as the background. They explained it as Fighter. don't get all pissy with me.
@mondaysinsanity8193
10 күн бұрын
@@Nohhbahdi doesn't really matter what the lore says they described as it having life support don't get pissy with me
@TheLastGarou
8 күн бұрын
Dude, just put out a call to the Fuel Rats! They pulled off a successful rescue of a stranded explorer a thousand LY ABOVE the galactic plain. *NOBODY* messes with the Rats. IYKYK O7, Commander!
@DanY-mj4gl
7 күн бұрын
holy hell i never expected a elite dangerous reference here. got saved by the fuel rats once. cmdr Samuel E. o7 commander
@ThePhaseMaster
7 күн бұрын
Let’s see.. client has no clue where they are.. is a code red rescue with 10 hours of o2 remaining.. Yeah the rats will take care of this no problem 😂 o7 from CMDR ThePhaseMaster
@hagamapama
7 күн бұрын
Fuel Repair And Technical Support FTW!
@championCynthia2348
7 күн бұрын
The rats are awesome, saved my ass twice when I wasn't paying attention on trips outside of the bubble. o7
@ComradeSeal
6 күн бұрын
Haven't thankfully have the chance to call them since i keep scooping fuel every jump o7 Cmdr Ace
@NEEDbacon
7 күн бұрын
This has the same energy of Zach Hazard going "The US Army considers a 30mm canon to be small arms cause 2 people can carry it"
@severren1095
5 күн бұрын
everything from 9mm to 152mm howitzer
@son.of.a.caveman8847
3 күн бұрын
I think this is Zach and Mike, or it sounds just like them
@NEEDbacon
3 күн бұрын
@@son.of.a.caveman8847 It is, Zach specifically like I said. It's from his Bradley Campfire story where he was talking about how he had to clear a Bradly cause of the mounted gun was considered "Small arms" and thus under his MOT. Edit: though going back to watch it, the quote almost completely wrong, but gets the spirit across so.
@Jan-nl6kq
13 күн бұрын
Reminds me of the life stream counting down how many minutes of oxygen the titanic submarine has left 😂 it had a beat drop and everything
@alecdickens1042
11 күн бұрын
Considering that we found out it decompressed long before suffocation could take place, that is HILARIOUS
@MrSammyai
9 күн бұрын
@@alecdickens1042kaboom
@kylehenline3245
7 күн бұрын
@@alecdickens1042 uh, It violently compressed not decompressed lol.
@alecdickens1042
7 күн бұрын
@@kylehenline3245 Whoops, my bad
@fameasser123
7 күн бұрын
Where can a negrosapien hear this beat getting dropped at?
@bg1052
8 күн бұрын
Honestly feel like this would be a pretty good, short star wars story. Just a guy who gets stranded on a tie fighter trying his best to survive somehow
@TheUnnamed
7 күн бұрын
"i can ride a motorcycle" "cool pilot this fighter jet"
@tienshinhan4164
8 күн бұрын
I like how this was basically an IT call. 😂
@DCPTF2
13 күн бұрын
isn't that a TIE Advanced x1 rather then a regular Tie fighter, the TA1s where basically the prototype Tie interceptors pretty sure Vader even flew one in a New hope
@khartog01
12 күн бұрын
It's probably one of Vaders, plus it has a hyper drive, but that won't help him.
@JamesDM4
11 күн бұрын
Vader did flew a Tie advence in a new hope. It's not rly a prototype of the Tie/I tho, but they did use some feature from the T/A in the T/I mainely, the bent-wing configuration. But theys pretty much all they did.
@DCPTF2
11 күн бұрын
@@JamesDM4 it's literally called a prototype though
@michaelpettersson4919
5 күн бұрын
@@khartog01It would definetly not help him if he stole Vader's personal craft. I suppose he is into test piloting and evaluation so he probably got the latest version.
@improvedalpaca3294
7 күн бұрын
This feels like early red vs blue dialogue for some reason
@Archangel444
5 күн бұрын
I was about to say lol sounds like Simmons and Grif
@noodlecat_
7 күн бұрын
Not Gonna lie .. This is giving me RedvsBlue Vibes and i'm all for it
@jedijames2371
9 күн бұрын
That's a scout trooper in Darth Vaders tie fighter. I like to nerd out
@michaelpettersson4919
5 күн бұрын
Just wait for Vader to find out that a deserter stole his ride.
@jedijames2371
5 күн бұрын
@@michaelpettersson4919 hahaaa so true!!
@fl4ming_r4ven
9 күн бұрын
"We prefer the term "Tie Fighter with health conditions or impairments" over here at woke Disney." ~ Emperor Kathleen
@soragamma25
8 күн бұрын
Ahh, well damn, he noticed the timer for the bet, lol. 😂
@Democrab
7 күн бұрын
Fun fact, they can use radio latency to triangulate where that Tie Fighter is with more accuracy than they probably should
@michaelpettersson4919
5 күн бұрын
Do it by radio and they pin it down in a couple of years.
@Democrab
5 күн бұрын
@@michaelpettersson4919 if they are close enough to have near real-time communication then using trigonometry would take a few minutes at maximum
@MooseGaming33
8 күн бұрын
Bro questioned the timer like that’s not how they actually do it in IRL search and rescue (both military and civilian).
@Handmadewalffe
13 күн бұрын
I would do the same thing
@gorbdonfreeming
6 күн бұрын
This is exactly how army licenses work
@Dang-I-Love-Firearms
7 күн бұрын
If anyone watched rebels, there was a prototype TIE that has six forward facing canons, life support, and a hyperdrive. Sidious had very meticulously engineered the Galactic Empire to fail and collapse if he were to be killed. That’s why he kept the standard issue TIEs cheap and disposable along with the vast majority of his armada.
@alexrogan6563
3 күн бұрын
You refer to the Defender, a development of the Interceptor in that continuity. That starfighter first appeared in the excellent PC game Star Wars: TIE Fighter (apparently it first turned up in X-Wing, but I didn't get far enough in that one), and it was based on the TIE Advanced (also called the Avenger so as not to be confused with Vader's X1), the first Imperial fighter to have shields and hyperdrive capability in that reality. That Defender only had four laser guns, but it also had two ion cannons (weaker guns that deal no damage but disable an enemy ship's electrical systems to facilitate capture), as well as shields, a hyperdrive, and warhead launchers, and in later missions it could be fitted with a tractor beam which could prevent enemy ships from turning. Both versions were endorsed to some extent by Grand Admiral Thrawn in their own respective continuity, though I must say it feels more earned in the game; partly because it's a logical technological development from simple to complex, and a smoother progression of power scaling (Fighter, Interceptor, Bomber, Assault Gunboat*, Avenger, Defender, Missile Boat*), but mostly because the story of that game happens between episodes V and VI, when it would make more sense for more powerful craft to be developed. When it's introduced in Rebels, I think it's still prior to the Battle of Yavin, back when they were still using TIE Strikers or whatever. *Manufactured by Cygnus Spaceworks
@FrizzellFineArts-AraAra
5 күн бұрын
This actually extremely horrifying situation to be in.
@euchreairgaming
6 күн бұрын
This is giving me "A Clone Apart" vibes. IYKYK
@zackallen6084
8 күн бұрын
Man, you and I both know tie pilots wore oxygen tanks, tie fighters didn't have life support
@toadtastic5802
8 күн бұрын
Fun fact imperial tie fighters have no oxygen
@zarryis3365
6 күн бұрын
A count down timer is what you get for calling the Imperial Help Desk and not the Fuel Rats.
@NINacide
9 күн бұрын
In 12 hours im entitled to salvage rights
@adimaiuniversal4361
6 күн бұрын
The fact that the scout doesn't know he's in a TIE ADVANCED makes the fact that his normal scout armor is keeping him alive 😂😂
@HeldIntegral
6 күн бұрын
"What planet you're by?" My sweet summer child 😂 😂😂
@nathanieldonigan3659
5 күн бұрын
Imperial HR did almost this exact same skit, but I love that you animated it. This is awesome 😂
@grantharriman284
8 күн бұрын
Keeping track of the more literal than usual deadline would actually be fairly important to mounting a rescue operation. That's fair.
@bafengameingreat
4 күн бұрын
people in the submarine be like:
@DexyD20
21 сағат бұрын
"Would you rather I forget how much oxygen you have?"
@austinlipnicki7761
13 күн бұрын
Tf else he gonna do, call vader?
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
13 күн бұрын
To be fair he has experience with being stuck in those things too . . .
@theredbregade6213
13 күн бұрын
Knowing him he'd snap both their necks for wasting his time.
@THADDAUS-vm5qp
11 күн бұрын
If they talked about the 2nd deathstar vader won't come I can guarantee you that
@reinielldeguzman70
3 сағат бұрын
Im in a disabled TIE FIGHTER in the middle of nowhere. Shows a TIE BOMBER 🤣🤣🤣
@jesuschrist7833
7 күн бұрын
“Urg your feet must smell like burnt buttery bacon…” “OH OH, IM SORRY! I thought my dark lord of the Sith could protect a small exhaust port that’s only 2 meters wide! Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit!?” ~Emperor Palpatine
@rakatosch
6 күн бұрын
Technician stormtrooper being like: timer on problem solved!
@ryanwillmon7689
10 күн бұрын
Welp. Time to log out and call the fuel rats😅
@Seriph7
6 күн бұрын
This.... this is the most accurate thing ever.
@user-mc3lh2up8w
5 күн бұрын
Thought he said “I’m a disabled tie fighter on the middle of nowhere” and he couldn’t move the ship because the empire couldn’t afford to get him healthcare
@CaravanCzar
7 күн бұрын
This reminds me of the early seasons of Red vs Blue.
@PhilSrobeighn
7 күн бұрын
Looking for this comment is... why I'm here. You know, in the comments.
@CaravanCzar
7 күн бұрын
@@PhilSrobeighn one of life's great mysteries
@zacharyhaskin2004
7 күн бұрын
Bruh asks him if he knew what planet he is next to, and his Tie-Advanced 1 is facing away from his the planet.
@sseba
7 күн бұрын
For a moment i thought it's a scene from a sw spin-off i don't know about, then I noticed the authors post that says it's made in starfield. It looks amazing like a modern sw clonewars art style! Please do more!
@arthurtwa
6 күн бұрын
"You need to wait 12 in line for towing services"
@Spearmint22425
7 күн бұрын
If they were about to get a radio signal to him, they could easily figure out his location.
@mealone2234
6 күн бұрын
My man single handedly bringing back machinama
@timzxc08
6 күн бұрын
This happens in large militaries. You have a drivers license? You go drive that Bradley.😂
@askjeevescosby2928
4 күн бұрын
Wipes the frost of the window Halo song starts playing.
@stevenbogseth3328
6 күн бұрын
I love this it has such red vs blue vibes
@CoryEllis-ti4qo
5 күн бұрын
i believe the trooper is near the planet hoth but i'm not for sure
@xthemeteortrx6589
7 күн бұрын
When you realize the tie fighter never had life support and the life support is actually built into the storm troopwrs helmet
@Geekezf
6 күн бұрын
Hey it's a little tackle to Rey being able to pilot the millenium falcon. I like that.
@mitchellhennig2539
9 күн бұрын
Man this reminds me of RvB or the College humour series Troopers.
@dieselrichardson9055
6 күн бұрын
“Dude that’s all I know how to do other than operate this radio. You’re screwed”
@shadowatcher29
3 күн бұрын
This meme is unironically more entertaining than current official star wars products.
@Caretaker6139
7 күн бұрын
Budget cuts, but is allowed to pilot Vader's Tie. The most expensive Tie Fighter ever designed.
@ZStutzman
6 күн бұрын
"Budget cuts" and a scout ends up with a tie advanced XI starfighter
@ieuantarran5838
6 күн бұрын
Old school RvB vibes this is great
@ProjectIceman
7 күн бұрын
So what does this relate to more? The submarine that tried to visit the Titanic or Boeong goofing and leaving the astronauts stranded in space
@justinjones7604
6 күн бұрын
The second that timer comes up: fucking calling the rebels
@jeffsorrows
4 күн бұрын
A timer would mean it's critical enough to keep track of! They do this in real life also
@filmaru8556
6 күн бұрын
This is actually very accurate. They would leave them there.
@darthgamer2014
8 күн бұрын
Bro's lying. He accidentally deployed Vader's Tie but doesn't know how to start it again. 😂
@BigBossTussBall
8 күн бұрын
Whatever this is I love it it's very old school red versus blue
@jameswebb1978
7 күн бұрын
It's okay. The new Star Wars says you can survive in the vacuum of space as long as you know that oxygen was just being held back by the Jedi patriarchy.
@pablozurita2996
5 күн бұрын
If he cuts temperature control, grav, and lights, he could probably squeeze a few days out of the tie fighter's remaining energy, and maybe signal some scrappers?
@yourname8274
8 күн бұрын
Tie fighter doesn't have any life support. They basically have to wear a space suit to fly those
@mrgopnik5964
7 күн бұрын
Ironically enough, during the Rebellion the best time to be a Tie fighter pilot, was after the collapse of the Empire, since the remnant factions didn't have the same endless manpower and resource pool, they couldn't easily replace their loses, which lead to a steady shift from a quantity-based surpression army, to a more quality-based war army, most prominently by introducing shielding to their Tie models
@brotherwulfgar
6 күн бұрын
Prayers for this pilot
@alexanderdrummond3343
6 күн бұрын
Sounds pretty accurate to any and all military operations.
@TheRoseReaper
7 күн бұрын
Better writing than the acolyte that's for damn sure
@SnakeMan448
7 күн бұрын
If he knows anything about the star destroyer he was stationed on - name, registration, commander - then they could contact the ship and get its recent destinations.
@Heidao623
7 күн бұрын
Was gonna point out that model of TIE should have a hyperdrive, but then my bro pointed out he's a scout made to pilot it...
@hollow8421
7 күн бұрын
The auxiliary power would definitely not be directed to life support, and rather would trigger the backup nitroglycerin bomb in the backseat to take out as many rebels as possible. Long live the Empire.
@ryang2573
7 күн бұрын
Fortunately for this pilot, old fashioned radio waves are trivially easy to locate in space. Unfortunately for this pilot, he's probably five ranks below the minimum anyone in The Empire would even consider launching a rescue effort.
@leedrage5514
8 күн бұрын
Did he just say life support 😂😂😂😂😂
@neliusbresnan3766
3 күн бұрын
jumping on with the lore analysis - that looks like the Tie Advanced - a one-off made for Vader. It was the first tie-fighter to have a hyperdrive.
@joehunter8133
17 сағат бұрын
Bro about to be the new Star wars spin off
@_nenju
7 күн бұрын
jokes on him, tie fighters have no life support system for the pilot. Its the little battery in his suit...
@Suusleepy
7 күн бұрын
Lol I like how it's Vader's TIE and not a standard one
@CastleValentine
6 күн бұрын
If this isn't the most corporate shit I've ever heard. 😂😂😂
@jasonnix1423
6 күн бұрын
So an Imperial Scout Trooper helmet also has a built-in oxygen thing just like the Stormtroopers do so technically he'd have 10 hours and 30 minutes😅
@billlupin8345
8 күн бұрын
That's a tie advanced. They expected him to jump as well.
@jmm1233
6 күн бұрын
best tech support always keeps track of time
@zumokik
6 күн бұрын
As a Thai, I approve this message.
@lettuce7378
19 сағат бұрын
Elite dangerous moment
@wulfrik2987
8 күн бұрын
I think it's more funny that TIEs don't have life support systems, it's completely in the pilot's suits. Further saying how much the pilot doesn't know about flying.
@ceccascorp8149
7 күн бұрын
This is in fact a nice plot
@kittengoddess4259
7 күн бұрын
This was better than half the star was stuff that comes out
@riverjoy5658
7 күн бұрын
Command says "Good luck on that hostile planet, we will hopefully remember to retrieve you within 3 to 5 business years".
@finlayong1543
7 күн бұрын
Pov you're calling the fuel rats for help
@Pugify1
6 күн бұрын
A Tie fighter only holds around 2 days worth of food, so if even if that was filled right before him getting in there, he still would have to make it back fast
@rhysmodica2892
6 күн бұрын
Things you gotta find RN to get position: -Orbital elements epoch -Reference body and assoc parameters -Reference frame -Right Ascension of ascending node -Inclination with respect to reference frame -Argument of periapsis -Eccentricity -Period -mean anomaly at epoch -Continue to propagate with respect to time. Without suitable planet data...yeah he screwed.
@Varricryder97
7 күн бұрын
Bro i just had a realization red vs blue but with star wars
@drno4772
8 күн бұрын
As Lord breaking as this whole thing was it must’ve been made by Disney
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