"Badonkadonk" *"Cottage Cheese"* "Jibber Jabber" "Jolly Ranchers" Yes, truly the most alluring words one could ever imagine.
@OTTI22
2 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@MariaMartin-ob7ro
2 жыл бұрын
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Enough of the jibber jabber, bitch. I'm tryna fuck the cottage cheese out that badonkadonk.
@anastasinscreed
2 жыл бұрын
@@MariaMartin-ob7ro this is cursed and funny af at the same time.
@thechildprodigy3595
2 жыл бұрын
shakespeare is quaking
@koopicaca7882
2 жыл бұрын
@@MariaMartin-ob7ro 💀
@pale9242
3 жыл бұрын
The eye filter in all his videos makes it even better
@anubhuti3804
3 жыл бұрын
Even worseee😭😭
@hiba_stxr
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@marxmeesterlijk
2 жыл бұрын
blue in blue eyes, the sign of spice addiction
@slump_nuggie
2 жыл бұрын
@@marxmeesterlijk he could be Kwisatz Haderach of house Badonkadonk lover of poop shoots.
@analuisa7989
2 жыл бұрын
i didn't even notice that was a filter, it looks so real :o
@ElariaFlori
3 жыл бұрын
As a human being, this man simultaneously makes me want to cry, eradicate humanity, and also laugh so much I puke.
@DazedKarma
3 жыл бұрын
awe are you feeling okay buddy lmao
@weakw1ll
3 жыл бұрын
Hey hey not EVERY joke hits but personally i think that Mr. Beard guy is pretty cool
@DazedKarma
3 жыл бұрын
@utterly alone please tell me you're an Xbox player🤣
@ElariaFlori
3 жыл бұрын
@@weakw1ll Lmao
@abigailschmitt7423
3 жыл бұрын
As an alien being, I agree
@Eyeball44
2 жыл бұрын
Just to add something: Damon is the name of a “sexy” “bad boy” character in Vampire Diaries, and the Volturi are the “bad guys” in Twilight. I don’t know what this means, but it definitely means something.
@franboos
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it definitely says something about the age of his target audience...
@wolvie1618
2 жыл бұрын
So his name is basically "bad boy bad guy". Seems about right, since he's so bad at flirting.
@theab3957
Жыл бұрын
@@franboos40 year old housewife?
@jakobnunez4964
Жыл бұрын
Klaus was an amazing character in the originals.
@aliciax5854
14 күн бұрын
@@theab3957No lmao, no 40 year old housewife is enjoying that show or movie franchise nor his content. It’s going to be teenagers and people too young for him, most people that watch twilight and the vampire diaries are young not 40 year olds. 😂
@otanuki4288
2 жыл бұрын
As an asexual, it's always great to come across people who can somehow make me even more Asexual.
@killminewin4733
8 ай бұрын
Your power is rising… it’s overflowing!
@SleepyLuma777
7 ай бұрын
if i ever question my identity i have videos like these to fall back on
@redsentry9785
3 ай бұрын
it's a character you know
@alexisgrey3633
Ай бұрын
I'm not asexyal buy I feel myself becoming ace as I find out more about this dude.
@burblesmurge
20 күн бұрын
facts.
@jongininikim5219
3 жыл бұрын
ngl the way he says "when the gays are playin' the poop shoot is payin' " is incredibly funny to me
@texastorture
3 жыл бұрын
Its gonna be in my head all day dude
@GiGitteru
2 жыл бұрын
I mean he's not wrong
@sagemono3825
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that I was that exact part of the video when I saw this comment so was reading while hearing it now everyone in my class is confused why I just laughed for 5 minutes straight 💀
@arandomhumanbeing2464
2 жыл бұрын
@@GiGitteru he is though. That’s not really how gay sex works lol
@neondemons
8 ай бұрын
@@arandomhumanbeing2464 I mean. Even if the person preps, there can still be pain/discomfort afterwards. So yeah, the sentence ain’t wrong.
@samarter7863
2 жыл бұрын
My personal favourite pickup line is “there’s a party in my pants and your invited. It’s a pool party. I pissed myself.”
@cats1970
2 жыл бұрын
Once this drunk guy at a college party used it and the (equally drunk) chick went “I don’t get it but it sounds hot” and they made out until I left like an hour later
@void.9672
2 жыл бұрын
DAMN' BABY TH4TS S3XY' AS HELL . CAN ' I GET THAT NUMB3R SH4WTY . ?
@pix6005
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@Sarahizahhsum
2 жыл бұрын
@@cats1970 legend
@skavensoldier5297
2 жыл бұрын
@@cats1970 Bro succeed the Charisma check😂
@SleepyCatSundries
3 жыл бұрын
Do you ever see someone who makes you feel an emotion which feels physiologically identical to the poop sweats?
@OliviaCip
2 жыл бұрын
You put it into words! That is the exact emotion this was inspiring in me!
@rei7916
2 жыл бұрын
oh my god its in words
@literallyafishhook
2 жыл бұрын
don't let him hear you say that, he might take that as an invitation
@lukebingus9432
2 жыл бұрын
"poop sweats"...!?
@genderfluidlygay7146
2 жыл бұрын
If he sees this, he's definitely taking a sh*t in your badonkadonk 😩
@hubbabubbabubbletape4696
2 жыл бұрын
How do I cleanse my mind, body, and soul of this abomination? I am physically repulsed by this man on a level that cannot be described in words
@lunarequine7734
2 жыл бұрын
My genitals clamped themselves tightly shut at the mere sight of him
@wolvie1618
2 жыл бұрын
Bathe in holy water at this point.
@sleepy_clover7361
2 жыл бұрын
As a girl, I must say these pick-up lines are having an effect on me. I want to clarify, not a good effect. But an effect.
@Biggiecheeseness
4 ай бұрын
😂
@goblinlighthouse3452
3 жыл бұрын
I hope this one ends with a Sienna Mae style apology from this guy.
@atomic-art
3 жыл бұрын
the hand chops especially
@parpary3945
3 жыл бұрын
The dance would be perfect
@JaseekaRawr
2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing about this dude at first, but the creeping realization that he'll probs be booked for a sex crime in the near future(or it's discovered he's done so in the past) kinda dampens my joy. 😖
@princesstamika
2 жыл бұрын
@@JaseekaRawr not all creepy looking people are predators. in fact, looking creepy and being a predator are not correlated. predators tend to look "normal" which is how they get close to victims in the first place.
@JaseekaRawr
2 жыл бұрын
@@princesstamika I'm not talking about his looks though 😭 Only his actions. But I completely get what you're saying. For example, most child SA happens by family or family friends. Never judge a book by its cover & so on. 😔👍
@princessaria
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact that came to mind during that truly awful “seed” joke Damon made: cherry pits contain a compound that turns to cyanide when digested. But if given the choice between eating my weight in cherry pits and talking to Damon, I’d probably take my chances with the cyanide.
@kairichards9334
3 жыл бұрын
well shit
@thecatlurking
3 жыл бұрын
Seeds are also produced by a plant's ovaries. Just gonna drop that there and let everyone come to their own conclusions as to how Damon can possibly get that into a girl's mouth.
@memechild2025
3 жыл бұрын
I think the cyanide only comes out when the pit/seed is crushed or grinded, so you’d probably be safe. So cherry pits all the way my dude
@kiralonely1307
2 жыл бұрын
@@beansocksrequiem99 Well, only if the cherry pit is damaged. So if you chew on it or grin it or crush it, yes, it'll produce cyanide in your digestive system, otherwise, it's completely harmless.
@princessaria
2 жыл бұрын
@utterly alone yes, hence the “eating my weight in cherry pits” part. :)
@auroralunamon
3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know that I could be any more sure that I’m a lesbian
@ensommeille5315
3 жыл бұрын
right I'm spraying everywhere rn
@consentclub8431
3 жыл бұрын
I'm bi but this dude makes me question everything
@valkyrja--
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I weren't attracted to men 😭
@sanityisrelative
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a grey ace and usually sexuality is very confusing for me but I know for a FACT that I'm not attracted to him.
@kimkillillasfuq8212
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I worry I'm a little gay. Not today though
@wessel175
2 жыл бұрын
I never got creeped out this much in my life. This dude does truly gave me the jibberjabbers with his jollyranchers talk
@pix6005
2 жыл бұрын
Hhhh
@udontknowme3944
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Mr. Beards face is just screaming "Uncomfortable" Whenever he reacts to any of the 'pick up lines'
@sangriad.938
Жыл бұрын
LOL yeah everyone cringes at the guy but whole video I'm watching Beard's face and laughing
@colorbar.s
3 жыл бұрын
As a lesbian I'm so glad to have an ally like him on our side. Finally we get representation where it counts 🏳️🌈💕
@ourhistory8292
3 жыл бұрын
😐
@sornabehmanesh3931
3 жыл бұрын
@@ourhistory8292 …
@shreyakumar1273
3 жыл бұрын
The sarcasm lmaoo
@schlagie
3 жыл бұрын
@@ourhistory8292 ?
@kenneth1285
3 жыл бұрын
@@ourhistory8292 what is the matter? So what? she likes the same gender who cares, we are humans.
@whoknowsatthispoint7508
3 жыл бұрын
The "a tongue is a tongue, and badonkadonk is a badonkadonk, add them together and you get a waterfall *wink* *lipbite*" TikTok was both the funniest and most unsettling thing I've ever seen
@Nitrolord
2 жыл бұрын
When he said "badonkadonk" not once, but *twice*, I'm pretty sure my soul died Like just say ass at this point it would actually sound better
@Eli-zx4cr
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nitrolord SAME IM CRYING
@destrious8133
2 жыл бұрын
I literally cannot fucking handle it why does he talk like that AND IT DOESNT EVEN RHYME
@schnoz2372
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Jeramy-n8m
Жыл бұрын
@@schnoz2372 that sounds like something I’d tell my friend as a joke
@TAddy-wq3hg
3 жыл бұрын
This song sounds like the opening of a niche K-Drama and I'm into it. Top tier content once again.
@ScolioticTrombone
3 жыл бұрын
Reply 1988 or hospital playlist vibes :)
@honeyvoicehwang8990
2 жыл бұрын
i hate how right you are
@genderfluidlygay7146
2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO this is so true😭😭
@miriamhalpern3026
2 жыл бұрын
Coffee Prince vibes 👀 if you know that drama I love you
@mannajacobc.2269
2 жыл бұрын
How is this so accurate omg?!?
@NoYeahNah
2 жыл бұрын
Why does Damon adopt the worst possible camera angle for his pear-shaped face? Why does he speak using only his bottom jaw? Was it a botox mishap? I have so many questions...
@julibee.
2 жыл бұрын
6:41 i'm high as fuck and the lip bite scared me so badly i literally flinched because i didn't expect it 😭😭😭😭
@queernonbinary6919
3 жыл бұрын
This man makes me feel I need to shower
@veruschkadahmer1805
3 жыл бұрын
He makes me want to fall in a deep coma to escape his horrible disgusting ''pick up lines'' and his creepy stare :'(
@pispipispi7669
3 жыл бұрын
I don't really want to take my clothes off after watching this My anxiety levels are off the charts D:
@Tw0Dots
2 жыл бұрын
@@pispipispi7669 :( when that happens watch your favorite commentary KZitem (a funny video) and just focus on nothing but that and their words. If you don’t laugh enough, find a funnier/better vid. The laughing will allow your brain to release the happy chemicals and calm you a bit. I do this a lot for my (visual stimuli)anxiety. Specifically for if another video triggers your anxiety. More and more people have been having mental breakdowns due to anxiety (even in the smallest forms) so I just wanted to say that if you or anyone needed it, sorry
@pix6005
2 жыл бұрын
@@pispipispi7669 LMFAO ME TOO 😨😨
@Pinely
3 жыл бұрын
Mr beard you seem like a very lovely young man
@friskdreemurr2663
3 жыл бұрын
No hate, I love your videos btw, but Ryan is actually non-binary. He doesn’t talk about it much since he doesn’t care how he’s perceived, but I just thought you should know. :)
@anone____0
3 жыл бұрын
@@friskdreemurr2663 wouldn't you use They/Them instead of He/him then? (No hate, just confused)
@zariaackermann3147
3 жыл бұрын
@@anone____0 not all nb folks use they/them
@zariaackermann3147
3 жыл бұрын
@@friskdreemurr2663 where did he say that? I don't mean that in an accusatory way, just curious.
@lizo1463
3 жыл бұрын
@@friskdreemurr2663 but... mr beard
@NietLaurens
3 жыл бұрын
The song actually slaps tho, such an underrated youtuber
@amyhoops5885
Жыл бұрын
I'm actually angry at myself for not knowing about this account until yesterday. He is funny as f*** and I really love the musical stuff.❤
@MKMonsterr
2 жыл бұрын
I love when musically skilled people, especially when they can play instruments, use their powers for chaos.
@alexisc.2770
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh look, Damon is an LGBT ally" had me in tears.
@kkingkaila
3 жыл бұрын
I truly believe this man is trolling and if he’s not I’m really concerned
@rei7916
2 жыл бұрын
i dont think he is 😭😭
@lisaporter-smith676
2 жыл бұрын
@@rei7916 He 100% definitely is.
@dalailarose1596
2 жыл бұрын
@@rei7916 It's impossible to know, but I'm confident this is just a master troll.
@jcon2060
2 жыл бұрын
@@dalailarose1596 This is satire. That's so fucking obvious from literally the first roll.
@scarlett4728
2 жыл бұрын
He is satire, you can tell when you read the way he replies to people who comment on his posts lol.
@ot7biasedmashups
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he's so confident simultaneously makes his videos hilarious but also disgusting.
@jcon2060
2 жыл бұрын
It's satire.
@sweetsour4375
2 жыл бұрын
I think it's satire.
@corncobbob2326
Жыл бұрын
nice pfp
@wondir69
3 жыл бұрын
Dont worry Beard. You an alpha 🙏
@pissapocalypse
2 жыл бұрын
Sigma alpha
@ProfessionalPacifist
2 жыл бұрын
no he isnt
@skavensoldier5297
2 жыл бұрын
Sigma alpha omega Sagittarius male🥵
@PoeticLizard
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think a single person has made me so uncomfortable before, and I’m a dude, I’m not even his target audience. Women, stay away, Damien is a very frightening man
@widevader
2 жыл бұрын
0:56 like that filter is smt else it scared me ngl
@owenowens4576
3 жыл бұрын
"when the gays are playin' the poop shoot is payin' " is the best thing ever
@joycewible8816
3 жыл бұрын
His pickup lines are genuinely making my anxiety spike. Also, this song is number 1 on iTunes in my heart
@Jadeddoxy
2 жыл бұрын
The song immediately came when I saw ur comment 😭
@claudinha06
3 жыл бұрын
HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING YOU PRESENT ON YOUR CHANNEL? i really hope you get very successful on here because your content is amazing and deserves more recognition.
@lizc6393
2 жыл бұрын
He's not just physically unattractive, weird, awkward, and off-putting... he also just has legitimately bad/scary/gross vibes.
@NyxFvnnx
2 ай бұрын
It feels like he's playing a weird Uncle character but I know this is just how he is
@Phoenix2.5D
2 жыл бұрын
"When the gays are playin, the poop chute is payin." THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT LMFAOOOOO MY NEW FAVORITE QUOTE
@rorygiambalvo2955
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if I was devoting an entire account to flirting/pickup lines/NSFW stuff I'd also make it absolutely, excessively clear my content is not for children, especially when the platform is designed to give extremely easy access to my videos
@tarteelhaithama8160
3 жыл бұрын
I don't hink any normal person seeing this type of content would think "YEAH this seems like it's made for children"
@RyanBeard
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I get that, but you’re not taking into account that the majority of his audience IS still children, and he’s made multiple creepy comments to children even though he says it’s for 18+. I don’t want to pass any judgements on the guy. I just think there are a few red flags like I said in the video
@rorygiambalvo2955
3 жыл бұрын
@@RyanBeard You did the research, my man, I trust ya. Also I guess tiktok is predominantly younger folk, yeah?Statement recanted.
@Creativekylie
3 жыл бұрын
NSFW stuff shouldn’t be on a site that’s really for children though, don’t we think?
@carly8994
3 жыл бұрын
this guy follows me and I clearly had my age in the bio. I'm only 16 😐😐. I just stopped posting cause hes creepy
@natalieanneliza
3 жыл бұрын
can’t tell if them saying they have a girlfriend at the end is still a reference to chloe or actually just the truth
@RyanBeard
3 жыл бұрын
Chloe is my girlfriend haha
@userhasnousername
3 жыл бұрын
does mr beard go by they/them??
@RyanBeard
3 жыл бұрын
@@userhasnousername I go by any pronouns
@reneebroski
3 жыл бұрын
@@RyanBeard pogchamp
@aalsadx
3 жыл бұрын
@@RyanBeard Legend
@finnmazzola7553
3 жыл бұрын
I hate how all the different “badonkadonks” overlap at 5:38.
@sierrab5010
3 жыл бұрын
I literally read your comment right as that part was playing 🤣
@eparigon
3 жыл бұрын
that was transcendent
@pluto3194
2 жыл бұрын
Badonkadonkadonkadonkadonk
@kvg3973
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I found it oddly satisfying💀
@mangomango6964
2 жыл бұрын
i haven’t ever had a physical reaction to something that’s made me uncomfortable but this this hurt me
@getyoinked3937
2 жыл бұрын
I have never ever stopped a video just for a horrendous and I mean HORRENDOUS pickup line like that
@coolfiend2616
2 жыл бұрын
There's no chance he isn't a satire account, regardless, our man is a treasure
@chefyanayano
2 жыл бұрын
Of course he is, how people can be so naive and take him seriously??
@erichooper2794
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed no one can say such retarded shit with so much confidence seriously
@kq1569
2 жыл бұрын
@@erichooper2794 hm idk I work in customer service and people tend to do that a lot actually haha
@jcon2060
2 жыл бұрын
@@erichooper2794 I'm actually kind of upset. I understand where the satire is coming from and who it is directed at, so he doesn't deserve the hate.
@sweetsour4375
2 жыл бұрын
@@erichooper2794 please don't use the r-word. It's rooted in the eugenics of disabled people. Thanks - an autistic person
@maethemediocre
3 жыл бұрын
i dont know why but Damon looks like Oli London gone very very wrong...
@Shoyren
3 жыл бұрын
Considering how Oli looks now, that’s impressive.
@daydreamissleepy7412
3 жыл бұрын
They sound alike
@boldstupid2923
3 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIHTHT
@espeon871
3 жыл бұрын
Straight Oily london looks terrifying
@missbraindamage
2 жыл бұрын
So... Oli London now?
@fredrickbartholomewesquire6405
3 жыл бұрын
How that song can sound so nice and pleasant while the lyrics are so many levels of ew is quite impressive.
@itsnessarissa5457
2 жыл бұрын
"A self-taught poet. A lyrical genius & irresistible pickup artist. A connoisseur of color lenses filter" - Damon's tiktok bio, probably
@kaidupree3564
9 ай бұрын
“shut up and dance with me”walked so “enough of your jibber jabber, play with my jolly ranchers” could run
@lillian.exe1013
3 жыл бұрын
i genuinely love how beard combines his new hilarious commentary to his immense musical talent. such an incredibly underrated person
@CeeShelles
3 жыл бұрын
10-54%? I know this is a little off the topic but that seems like too big of a range to call it a scientific conclusion.
@Alexember18
3 жыл бұрын
Its because some women can squirt fairly easily. My partner does every time multiple times. Other can only with certain angles and/or pressure. So up to 54% are capable, but may have never experienced it
@yukikanegawa7470
3 жыл бұрын
How would they even test that? Get a big group of women and try to make them spray? Survey is more likely but how do you know if they can but just never experienced it.
@ensommeille5315
3 жыл бұрын
tbf porn gives you a fake idea of what squirting is so it's hard to gauge - a lot of women will be able to but won't think they can and sadly a lot of women who could have probably never experienced that kinda thing ;;
@princessaria
3 жыл бұрын
Part of the issue is also that it’s difficult to define and we don’t actually know where it comes or what it actually is, so some studies may be more permissive of what they consider “squirting” while others may only count fluids that contain prostatic fluid.
@linneascameraroll
3 жыл бұрын
@@princessaria wait really?
@ksquared490
3 жыл бұрын
I've been a massive Weird Al fan since the 90s and honestly? You're hitting a very similar vibe except carving out you're own niche. I love this shit and keep up the awesome work.
@lindseyariegel7703
2 жыл бұрын
dude you're a genius. you managed to turn that into an actual bop.
@Geekycastillo
2 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like the result of a Sims character creator randomizer gone wrong
@seshg2012
3 жыл бұрын
Okay so this song is going to get stuck in my head. I'm going to sing it out aloud and get in trouble with librarian...again
@punkybrewstar83
3 жыл бұрын
I've been singing the intense musical version of WAP at home, at work, at my parents house, when I walk the dog... for almost a year now... including the exaggerated, theatric arm movements.
@crystalmanta6150
3 жыл бұрын
I know this is what you wanted people to say, but AGAIN?
@souplover2545
3 жыл бұрын
Just discovered him a week ago and I thought just until the winking skit he was called Mr. Bread not Mr. Beard 😀🤚
@m1ntfl0werr58
3 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT
@bellamy-
2 жыл бұрын
THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A BEARD???
@andylovesbats4566
3 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, Mr Beard actually has a really good voice, very clean, he doesn't put any force into the vocals. Good job!
@outrarosa
2 жыл бұрын
01:10 I just died. Died. I LOL so hard I woke up my cats. Thank you
@aayuktaraut8424
2 жыл бұрын
Istgh this guy is THE BEST male commentary/critique channel on yt that I've come across. He never negatively comments on anyone's physical appearance or makes it a punchline. He comments on things that are problematic and provides the required proof (omg what is this lawyer shit xD). He almost always(?) has a skit/song that acts as a stand-alone critique of that person/behaviour in the most respectful way. Unpopular opinion: He's way better than the more 'famous' male commentary channels. This man can sing, act and drive an important point across while also being coniderate??? SIGN ME UP
@RyanBeard
2 жыл бұрын
🥲 thank you so much for this
@aayuktaraut8424
2 жыл бұрын
@@RyanBeard yeah ofc! Keep up the good work! ❤️✨
@leotyroler1700
3 жыл бұрын
He looks like Stephen Crowder, Nicocado Avocado, and a robot all combined
@TheFos88
2 жыл бұрын
OMG you're right l ok l
@finylin
3 жыл бұрын
What an absolute jammer at the end
@catailsrose5318
2 жыл бұрын
It is a testament to your musical talent that when you sing his pick up lines they don't make me shutter involuntarily with revulsion. Like they do when spoken.
@northernorca69
Жыл бұрын
As a gay male I think I can speak for all of us when I say I am honoured to have him as our ally! 🏳️🌈❤️
@cassiesamuel8785
3 жыл бұрын
7:29 love how you included the racoon fact as well as the width of the human anus. You really go the extra mile for us.
@uhh4288
3 жыл бұрын
im watching this while in a lockdown at school, it lifted my mood. also, lets hope they dont find my class👹👹👹 (edit: im so sorry i was late to update, but good news, i survived!)
@mrmeowingtonw
3 жыл бұрын
holy shit i hope you're ok
@RyanBeard
3 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I hope everything is ok! Give us an update!
@colorbar.s
3 жыл бұрын
ayo you okay!??
@mcupresent7072
3 жыл бұрын
yo bro you alive!?
@mrmeowingtonw
3 жыл бұрын
it's been 3 hours bro are you okay?
@kt8oz
3 жыл бұрын
as a gay, i am so glad we have a TRUE ally. some of these fakers are really gonna have to step up their game in showing their support if they wanna compare to this guy.
@kai3-j7r
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what pain Mr Beard goes through when researching most of the things Damon says.
@izzyr15
3 жыл бұрын
This man and many others is EXACTLY the reason why I’m a flaming homosexual, he makes me physically uncomfortable 💀
@lenabanx6221
3 жыл бұрын
🤨 hmmm.... are you saying you are a homosexual (man?) because of your attraction to him?
@izzyr15
3 жыл бұрын
@@lenabanx6221 I’m a girl lol, but nice one
@philip5273
2 жыл бұрын
@@izzyr15 lol, a woman on the internet. Impossible! /s
@mirandabrumwell5318
2 жыл бұрын
Same girl, saaaame!
@aericabison23
2 жыл бұрын
So... does that imply that one can choose to be homosexual?
@maximum_rebo
2 жыл бұрын
If I was informed that this man was a scp, I wouldn’t be surprised
@demoncorejunior
2 жыл бұрын
at one point i screamed and recoiled from my screen, i wonder if this dude uses the eye filter to hide how many times he's been pepper sprayed today
@KevvyHeikkinen
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god- 😭😭
@anastasinscreed
2 жыл бұрын
Your channel is amazing, I've watched 5 videos in a row and every one of them is top tier comedy along with the music you put out, simply incredible.
@niyahlalli3633
3 жыл бұрын
That was the most beautiful song I've ever heard.
@kayls9945
2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that Ryan is actually a very talented pianist
@benjaminstevens4468
2 жыл бұрын
This is, quite possibly, the most terrifying person(?) I have ever been exposed to. I really hope that he is supposed to be satirical character, that just really doesn’t land, but I get the impression that this is his best attempt at being a socially acceptable, and normal human being. Like I said, I really hope he is actually a normal guy, who has never murdered a bunch of sex workers and houseless people, I am trying very hard to believe that is what is far more likely.
@TerminallyCapricious_HoNk
2 жыл бұрын
2:59, i was eatin' a mf sandwich, cmon bro. 🤮
@kaiwebb4798
2 жыл бұрын
Found this channel last night and can't stop binging. One of the highest quality channels I've seen in a while, and the songs are bangers.
@thedirector655
3 жыл бұрын
I’m frankly offended by how beautiful those harmonies are. How dare you. Great video
@micahfoley9572
2 жыл бұрын
as a another musician and composer i just wanna congratulate you on your ability to sing absolutely insane shit with a straight face. i'm pretty sure it's the ticket to success.
@bumblove111
3 жыл бұрын
The song is SO good 😂 it’s insanely good for a song with such CURSED lyrics
@sabastianwetherill-orifice2648
2 жыл бұрын
Story time. My mom likes too wink at people she cares about as like a little hey love you bud. We had taken the family and my friend to Colorado for a vacation. Now my friend has helped me thru alot and my mom knows this and while they have a good relationship my friend and my mom haven't really spent much time together since my friend and I lived an hour away. So my mom you know dose the wink at him like glad you're here bud. My Friend is kinda an asshole do he's like alright why do you keep winking at me do we have an inside joke that im not aware of and the family erupts in laughter. As we are explaining my step dad locks eyes with him winks and took a huge bite out of his hot dog and blows kisses at him. The look on his face was amazing.
@Firefly755
3 жыл бұрын
He's so talented and I love his sense of humor
@egg2454
3 жыл бұрын
I need a Freelee the Banana girl video from you. Would love to see you attempt to be a “frugivore” after seeing you eat bones 😂
@chainedbutterfly157
2 жыл бұрын
Pickup lines got me laughing, shitting, crying, and vomiting.
@animeish3324
2 жыл бұрын
he talks like his mom is in the next room and he wants to stay as silent as possible
@squidiaj8729
2 жыл бұрын
You turn the most disgusting things into something beautiful. It is truly art
@navyisnotblue6030
3 жыл бұрын
Wow that song was so good , I'm actually gonna add it to my playlist
@ElariaFlori
3 жыл бұрын
I'm very concerned as to how this man is allowed to speak to anyone or go anywhere.
@witchypoo7353
3 жыл бұрын
My gods this guys has to be kidding. Also, Mr. Beard is unreasonably good at singing such hilarious songs
@lukaphoenix1568
2 жыл бұрын
wild how the greatest 80s song was written over 30 years after the 80s ended
@tricksfollies9549
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that such a cursed song slaps so hard.
@shaylahastings6383
3 жыл бұрын
Not even 20 seconds into the vid and I said out loud “FUCKING PARDON??” Also Damon is a character in vampire diaries and the Volturi is a group of vampires in twilight I just find that interesting
@grumpysphinx4911
3 жыл бұрын
I love how the auto captions occasionally refer to him as "daemon" instead of Damon, very fitting 😅
@1232catfish
3 жыл бұрын
the song is actually so good wtf
@neea9748
Жыл бұрын
i'm always surprised when i see you only have 500k subscribers. it's a lot ofc but i see you in the same realm as kurtis, danny, drew and nick so i'm always surprised you don't have the same amount of subs. your content is really good and you're always respectful while being funny and giving good criticism.
@Dahliaflower778
2 жыл бұрын
0:10 I was eating when I watched this, so thanks for that.
@Jayydavt3D
4 ай бұрын
I was eating yogurt of all things 😭
@aesthetera3176
3 жыл бұрын
I literally love Mr.Beard commentary videos!
@lizc6393
3 жыл бұрын
Well, I'm never going to think about sex ever again for the rest of my life.
@Lovetsonmarq
3 жыл бұрын
The song was so well written I'm listening to it on repeat.
@vanishingfly3r
2 жыл бұрын
The Fountain of Youth song is probably the best song I've ever heard. The melody sounds familiar yet so different, lyrics are astonishing, instrumentals are awesome and I'm glad it's on all platforms so I can listen to it 24/7
@Capstone2266
2 жыл бұрын
When he winks, it looks like his brain hasn't discovered what blinking on command is so only one eye closes
@ot7biasedmashups
3 жыл бұрын
This video simultaneously makes me loose faith in men but also gain it back because of Mr. Beard💀
@unikeko96
2 жыл бұрын
Endless loop, lmao
@TheFos88
2 жыл бұрын
Who fn knew that not every male is like this tiktoker? Good god the insanity! 😑
@unikeko96
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFos88 I think we all know but there are too many men Iike the one in the video tho. But there are good ones Iike Mr. Beard too
@ot7biasedmashups
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFos88 duh.
@TheFos88
2 жыл бұрын
@@ot7biasedmashups I herp derpity derp
@bangtanism101.7
3 жыл бұрын
he looks just like you with those beautiful blue eyes 😍😍😍😍😍
@luvDemcheesepuffs
3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE THE SONG WAS SO GOOD
@em_is_absent9319
2 жыл бұрын
OK but at 7:53 , where the FUCK does that statistic come from? that sounds so random to me. also the margin is gigantic
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