Apple CEO, Tim Cook took the stage with a surprising announcement during their March Keynote, and unveiled Apple’s new electric vehicle set to release in 2020. Car
Needs more parody. People are going to think this is real.
@devon7741
3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was real when I saw it in my feed in the short stories and videos section. They did a real good editing job
@deltasealsix
3 жыл бұрын
InfinantGamers I fucking going nuts that this was real
@sageakporherhe783
3 жыл бұрын
Holyshit! 😃 I thought it was real. 😄
@will1kelloway
3 жыл бұрын
Ehh the fundamental principles included privacy... that’s when I knew
@THEGAMINGHELP101
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah with the amount of dumb people that don't take the ride to think a bit I can see people blowing this up as real.
@ossme
3 жыл бұрын
Tires sold separately, because everyone got tires on their previous cars.
@undertaker11ism
3 жыл бұрын
1 tire will be $2000
@PrajwalTejaswi
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that they might sell engine seperately 🤣🤣🤣
@undertaker11ism
3 жыл бұрын
@@PrajwalTejaswi lol Apple engine
@vi7ek138
3 жыл бұрын
But... tires from your previous car are not compatible with apple car because... why not?
@kosopet
3 жыл бұрын
No charging cable or adapter
@brentfabian4691
3 жыл бұрын
Charging stations: "Just keep wiggling the cable until it charges"
@xtcsx9343
2 жыл бұрын
lol I got the reference nice
@CarlosReghis
2 жыл бұрын
Lol cable/accessories not compatible
@rs72098
8 ай бұрын
Tim Pool: "We feel these $1,000 chargers are better for consumers, but you can only use them at our charge stations, not Tesla's."
@ItsPoseidon
15 күн бұрын
That means u have a dirty charging port I know it sounds stupid but I have fixed enough phones and half the rime it ends up being just discus ting speakers and charging ports
@AngelOfDeath420
3 жыл бұрын
IF I was Microsoft I'd make them pay royalties for the use of Windows on their car.
@vuhoang7109
2 жыл бұрын
Priceless! I'm dying...🤣😂
@theghanaiananalyst7195
2 жыл бұрын
Funniest comment here
@pythondrink
2 жыл бұрын
Nice joke 😂😂
@XNYOZxnzy
2 жыл бұрын
That’s a good one
@CandanceOnline
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t stand you, you have me laughing so hard at this comment lol
@jaisejacob4516
3 жыл бұрын
Windows sold separately
@isyt1025
3 жыл бұрын
Mr Chicken Apple doesn’t support windows. Actually jk they do
@recess7
3 жыл бұрын
@LEGENDS AND ICONS no it will have big sur
@armeniancrusader301
3 жыл бұрын
Aldy P after Big Sur , I think the Next Mac OS will be named Big Smoke.
@nanaagyemang-duah8212
3 жыл бұрын
No windows will be sold at all
@simplycharming123
3 жыл бұрын
And doors and steering wheel...
@misterlove6225
3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess: when your windshield wipers get old, you can't change them, you have to buy another car
@G00033
3 жыл бұрын
Apple car care
@mortennikolay
3 жыл бұрын
I just died 😂👍
@Hugobeans
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣👏👏
@isaacfernandez997
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mortennikolay
3 жыл бұрын
@A. I. And wheels not included. Use the ones from your old car, or buy "iwheels" for $6000 only. (Bonus; the car can only fit the "iwheels".)
@bpgaming175
2 жыл бұрын
Apple car be like… When you buy it: goes normal speed When Apple car 2 comes out: Goes as slow as a 80yr old grandma driving on a highway
@jeffscottbowman1
3 жыл бұрын
It’s battery only lasts till noon, after that you can drive it around with an extension chord attached.
@QuarioQuario54321
Жыл бұрын
What if you fully charge it at 11:55 AM?
@AdityaV274
8 ай бұрын
Apple phones have the best battery life
@Nikos_
3 жыл бұрын
This car should not have Windows...
@azonnoza
3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@vijayhi3ic
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@carmentiadragen6064
3 жыл бұрын
Never heard of Microsoft office for ?
@pagadrull2460
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣
@earlnoli
3 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻😂😂
@apoorvbajpai4763
3 жыл бұрын
Hi, Apple car has a flat tire... Apple care: we recommend you get a new Apple car...😂😂😂
@obsoleteprofessor2034
3 жыл бұрын
People looking forward to buying one don't know what you just said. (Louis...)
@apoorvbajpai4763
3 жыл бұрын
@@obsoleteprofessor2034 haha true but sadly everyone who has ever had a trip to Apple care or genius bar knows 😂😂😂
@UpUpDnDnLtRtLtRtBAStart
3 жыл бұрын
Here’s you’re refurbished Apple car.
@edwinfernandez8695
3 жыл бұрын
@G Pic 😂🤣🤣🥲🥲😂😂 this comments are hilarious, but I do see them saying such a thing! 🥲🥲😅😂🤣
@Mattstafford2009
3 жыл бұрын
We also "intentionally" slow your car down after 2 years to "improve overall battery's life" have you also considered upgrading to the new apple car 2?
@m...6119
2 жыл бұрын
I can’t even imagine how great the packaging is going to be. 😄
@QuarioQuario54321
Жыл бұрын
Same as any car. None.
@hellohellohellohello127
8 ай бұрын
@@QuarioQuario54321it was a joke
@henrnndndn
7 ай бұрын
probably the wraps on the car will be satisfying to peel
@faustin289
2 жыл бұрын
Simplicity, transparency, and privacy.." You mean, the car will be transparent?
@Andy-lr1gx
3 жыл бұрын
Me: Got a flat tire Genius: sorry sir you have to replace or upgrade your car.
@jaylensmith6308
3 жыл бұрын
I’m lowkey impressed. The person who edited this video made the transitions very smooth
@a3kid
3 жыл бұрын
I noticed them all
@hakeemer6688
3 жыл бұрын
It was low key smooth lmao
@1590music
3 жыл бұрын
Smooth? The video was jittery and Apple never does this fast zoom on the speaker thing
@jaylensmith6308
3 жыл бұрын
Hesham Gouda that’s because it’s an edit
@strumbi217
3 жыл бұрын
0:11 really?
@Zkkr429
3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine how slow they go after you’ve had them 3 years.
@medusa8617
11 ай бұрын
Just imagine how slow you are even three years after that comment.
@HeroTilt
10 ай бұрын
@@medusa8617 :o
@rs72098
8 ай бұрын
I bet the chargers won't be compatible with Tesla charge stations. They'll have a proprietary charger and claim it's better for consumers and charge them $1,000 to buy it.
@jwjxhdjxsns
8 ай бұрын
That would apply to android
@Akkk117
7 ай бұрын
At least they dont blow up😂
@suntzu1409
3 жыл бұрын
What you should know about apple car: 1) windows and engines sold seperately 2) you have to use tires purchased from authorised dealers 3) every 2 years you have to buy a new one 4) third party repairs are not possible; first party repairs cost as much as the car itself 5) price --- you cannot imagine
@acoisiglis
7 ай бұрын
Number 3 is definitely not Apple. Their products last way longer than the competition.
@egoruderico3038
3 жыл бұрын
Me: Do you have a SUV? Apple: Did you mean the Apple Car Plus? Me: smh
Apple car after a couple years: purposely moves slower than a snail bc the apple car 2.0 just came out.
@Anmk-be9tf
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jaybhq
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Jackofafewtrades
3 жыл бұрын
It's a feature.
@axror8054
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao literally made me laugh
@seriouslyyoujest1771
3 жыл бұрын
That’s funny! ♥️
@killbeastefootball
2 жыл бұрын
Me: Hey Siri; drive home Siri: Okay, driving to nearest Portuguese restaurant
@TySchmidt
3 жыл бұрын
Apple car 2.0 removes the windshield, but then they'll sell you the $99 fix, a pair of Apple glasses to keep the wind and bugs out of your eyes. Why? Because it's 11% lighter of course
@mohammadkamran5862
3 жыл бұрын
It will not have Windows it will have “Apple openings” with Apple Glass.
@RinaldoJonathan
3 жыл бұрын
4 times more durable than last generation
@mohammadkamran5862
3 жыл бұрын
@@RinaldoJonathan compared to other random glass in the industry. lol
@kml9434
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mythicalguy1236
3 жыл бұрын
And it will be sold separately…
@byzaha1238
3 жыл бұрын
I approve, I don’t want windows either 😂
@moizaslam1934
3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, the charger doesn’t come with the car😂
@rainerwinterstein4357
3 жыл бұрын
Happend to some Premium Brands already 🤷♂️
@JakeCarReview
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@suhileahamed7471
2 жыл бұрын
What about the wheels😅🤑
@lavakumar3013
2 жыл бұрын
@@suhileahamed7471 unfortunately we are not giving wheels, you should buy seperately!!
@remaks3929
2 жыл бұрын
@@lavakumar3013 to save the environment
@bpgaming175
2 жыл бұрын
You: Siri, drive me to the nearest grocery store Siri: Navigating to the nearest tree
@brandonkedziora4084
3 жыл бұрын
When your car gets updated and gets worse gas mileage
@coin5207
3 жыл бұрын
This one will ship without tires because they're assuming everyone still has the 700$ apple wheels from their Mac Pro
@loopz7519
3 жыл бұрын
Ok that’s good but they threw the Mac Pro away cause it rolled away with the wheels on
@moncefkarimaitbelkacem1918
3 жыл бұрын
am i the only one thinking of a large suv with tiny mac pro wheels?
@DavidDiMuzio
3 жыл бұрын
🤣 😂😂😂
@Fetidaf
3 жыл бұрын
That’d be pretty cheap for car tires 🤷♀️
@MeetTheForeigner
3 жыл бұрын
@@moncefkarimaitbelkacem1918 that would be classed as car porn 😁
@JACK-OMARI
3 жыл бұрын
Tim Cook , the only guy who uses the word 'transparent' and 'private' in the same sentence.
@Megaatron1
3 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Lawrence joined the chat
@spacecommunityv.i.d.a2040
3 жыл бұрын
Fr 😹
@thalberg-
3 жыл бұрын
You don’t even understand the definitions... transparency meaning no blurred lines, for consumers to know what they’re getting and what they’re signing up for. Transparency on the side of the company. Privacy referring to the security of the user’s details and information. How are they even contradictory?
@ewinsanthosh
3 жыл бұрын
@@thalberg- you must be fun at parties! 😁
@Frank72364
3 жыл бұрын
Mqx Boswell ’transparency’ and ’privacy’. I don’t see the problem there. Care to explain your comment?
@TheSharker
4 ай бұрын
The only person that cannot become a Parody is Steve Jobs. He was just too perfect and the parody channels know it too.
@RandomRamblesWasTaken
9 ай бұрын
he sounds like mr garrison. and it’s fitting he’s inventing a new method of transportation
@CyberSwitchboard
3 жыл бұрын
Me: "hey Siri, navigate to the nearest Starbucks" Car: "okay, playing Hey Jude by the Beatles"
@Martian74
3 жыл бұрын
More like "Playing entire U2 album because Tim Cook likes them".
@ExclusiveContent369
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@finn-lb4sh
3 жыл бұрын
I see ur a cultured man as well
@noiceperson9096
3 жыл бұрын
And after it, sorry (your name) you don’t have an apple music subscription yet.
@sandrosamarasinghe3536
3 жыл бұрын
good song
@mrhats830
3 жыл бұрын
“...and we want to make this car affordable for everyone, that’s why we are starting the base price at a low $99,000...” ~ Tim
@Vinesh1010
3 жыл бұрын
Ah. 99000. That's cheap... Or did you miss to mention couple of zeros...
@LeBronya_James
3 жыл бұрын
@@Vinesh1010 heard it's as low as $9,999,999. Very affordable
@codemasterz6074
3 жыл бұрын
* Wheels not included
@Poppyblender
3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@johncarlberg4481
3 жыл бұрын
99,000 engine, transmission, wheels, paint, and car sold separately
@d9zirable
Жыл бұрын
After seeing him wave the flag at the US GP I think it's safe to say this car won't be competing in any motorsport events
@gahishgahba2415
2 жыл бұрын
Get a Tesla, that’s the closest you’ll get to an apple car for now.
@user-iz2qo7lq6o
7 ай бұрын
Get a Lucid , it's better ;)
@2FingaPlaya
7 ай бұрын
@@user-iz2qo7lq6odefinitely
@SilvanPierce
3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said "transparency" as a fundamental for Apple, I lost it 😂😂😂
@cdmm1708
3 жыл бұрын
no kidding.. im here for the comments resulting from "transparency." i almost spit my coffee
@zbruh7268
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@NarkarBros
3 жыл бұрын
When will Apple actually start selling Apples? 🍎
@odys3803
3 жыл бұрын
Do you like rotten food?
@Joeymathews1
3 жыл бұрын
The day google starts selling droids
@sudhamajayanthi
3 жыл бұрын
@@Joeymathews1 Maybe the day, Google start selling Goggles?
@haddibuddy9038
3 жыл бұрын
@@sudhamajayanthi bruh
@marioluigi9599
3 жыл бұрын
The Apple apple, complete with Apple apps
@hippoz1089
5 ай бұрын
“Apple car was made by Apple” thanks bro I never knew
@derekpohl
3 жыл бұрын
Including a battery life of 9 minutes
@evannelson5053
5 жыл бұрын
Apple card Apple car Hmmmmmm Something gets a little fishy
@ClipCrew
4 жыл бұрын
evan nelson fishy? Like magiCARp?
@jonathanporter424
3 жыл бұрын
Ur breath
@aryanr1681
3 жыл бұрын
Apple ca
@timmytrollstein8452
3 жыл бұрын
apple ca is just apple california so what’s apple c?
@genxer6928
3 жыл бұрын
Apple globe prisoners of Technology
@NemeanLion-
3 жыл бұрын
I hear Apple is now suing orchard farmers for using the word “apple” to describe their products.
@maxvolobuiev
3 жыл бұрын
Ahahah it is in the spirit of Apple
@BlueScreen19
3 жыл бұрын
Apple Juice is screwed
@MarshallSweet
3 жыл бұрын
@@BlueScreen19 wait thats illegal its actually called red fruit from tree juice
@dano8012
3 жыл бұрын
Apple doesn’t play around with that brand name. They come after you real bad!
@NbaDan1
3 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh 😆
@vivian_accofficial9540
2 жыл бұрын
Tesla: we are the literal apple of *cars*
@Gumplayer2
2 жыл бұрын
Once you will have message like “You car is outdated, you need to upgrade”
@nolansekol4972
3 жыл бұрын
When he said privacy I'm like what, are the windows like black
@ramsarandip
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same
@Sandipan_Naskar
3 жыл бұрын
Bang haaaardddd
@electriccruiser7796
3 жыл бұрын
It’s not a real presentation- this is all somebody’s work with editing.
@nolansekol4972
3 жыл бұрын
@@electriccruiser7796 I know I'm not stupid
@recess7
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you'll just be invisible from the outside
@dr.j7542
3 жыл бұрын
Doors sold separately; Apple Car doors: with permanently shut windows starts at $50,000 Apple Car Doors PRO: with retractable windows starts at $100,000 Apple Car Doors PRO MAX: with bullet proof glass starts at $250,000
@t.3465
3 жыл бұрын
Apple Car Doors Pro Max Bullet Proof Glass *Franz throws metal ball* Elon Be Like It didn’t go through 😆
@SamGarfield1
3 жыл бұрын
30% from all shopping trips made in Apple Car go directly to Apple so they can bring you even more magical products.
@blacksheepshepherd
3 жыл бұрын
Muwhahahaha...😂🤣😆
@cgme7076
3 жыл бұрын
And if you need a repair of any kind it’ll take three months and $100,000.
@jumaaljbar3255
3 жыл бұрын
How about repairing?
@ilya4759
3 жыл бұрын
The tires only accept Apple-approved air.
@CodPast
2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait until 2048 when they release the car with a new color
@Diablist
2 жыл бұрын
In 2048 u will be able to choose ur own color. Each day!
@gaminglegend
2 жыл бұрын
The Apple Car 5C
@sergioortiz1839
3 жыл бұрын
When the cops pull you over they will ask for your Apple ID.
@toast9587
3 жыл бұрын
Good one
@krishpykreame
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Crypto_Innovation
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah that's funny
@juancuelloespinosa
3 жыл бұрын
If the car disagrees with your opinions, it won't start
@joshuajoe1419
3 жыл бұрын
?
@juancuelloespinosa
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuajoe1419 they took down some apps from their store because of the views expressed by the people on those platforms
@joshuajoe1419
3 жыл бұрын
@@juancuelloespinosa I thought they took it down because Parler wouldn’t agree to moderate their app...?
@joshuajoe1419
3 жыл бұрын
@gameplayer11881 but that doesn’t apply to Apple as there a private company
@joshuajoe1419
3 жыл бұрын
@gameplayer11881 why, they gave Parler a chance to meditate but they refused to
@siennab20
3 жыл бұрын
They say privacy while releasing a tracker:👁👄👁
@0020272
3 жыл бұрын
Clever editing for sure! But can you do a follow-up to see what the cases look like? Will they have “bumpers” and also protect my windshield when my car is upside down?
@blackridge1491
3 жыл бұрын
Does this mean I'll have to buy a new car every 6 months and it costs 20% more every time?
@carmentiadragen6064
3 жыл бұрын
That would be Microsoft.
@jamietomas1550
3 жыл бұрын
Who replaces macs or iPhones even once a year? Like 4% of apple customers? I still have and use a Mac Pro from 2008 (i upgraded the graphics card and gave it 64gb of ram so it’s still fine) I just replaced my last MacBook Pro after 6 years, I get a new iPhone every 2-3 years. I used to do the same thing with Samsung phones and I use both macs and PCs for color grading, photoshop, and running 3 businesses. But yes very good, every 6 months. Funny ha ha.
@robertdesi6368
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamietomas1550 thanks for your input nerd, I have a MacBook from 2013 and a iPhone X… it’s been alright but don’t sit there and tell me when most people had 3GS-9 every update was like giving the older phones a stroke.
@jamietomas1550
2 жыл бұрын
@@robertdesi6368 no problem jerk, anytime
@MIK3K3Y
2 жыл бұрын
Yes and it will be call AppleCarS
@aidarsharafullin6900
3 жыл бұрын
Charger is sold separately. Oh yes, every year we are going to present the same car as a new one and double the price. By the way - you cant charge it with normal electricity - only ilectricity is compatible
@TartarianTopG
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Murrel.
3 жыл бұрын
ielecticity 😂
@yuvrajkumar2048
3 жыл бұрын
And to get iElectricity you need to purchase our *iSolar Panel*
@Murrel.
3 жыл бұрын
@@yuvrajkumar2048 keep in mind this is only compatible with isun
@yuvrajkumar2048
3 жыл бұрын
@@Murrel. But wait, We need an iGalaxy to create a iSun
@uzairarshad4231
3 жыл бұрын
The key is your phone, and you can only unlock it with an iPhone
@floptok_4
3 жыл бұрын
I gave up when he said “privacy” 🤣
@QuarioQuario54321
Жыл бұрын
??? I don’t get it
@john22cantu
3 жыл бұрын
ELON MUSK LAUGHING SO HARD I BET.🤣🤣🤣
@ryancampbell2192
3 жыл бұрын
Built on principles we believe in...privacy, transparency & of course, slave labor.
@marcosmorales545
3 жыл бұрын
Ouch! But true.
@salurafi
3 жыл бұрын
From Apple to Nike and addidas are the profiteers of slave labor or they exploits the third world developing countries economic woes into their business growth and claim to be more woke and more environmentally aware then any one else
@username9068
3 жыл бұрын
it’s a fake video
@R.E.A.L.I.T.Y
3 жыл бұрын
In The Communist Party Dictatorship of … sorry Republic of China everyone is free right - except for Tibet & Uighurs though. They get slavery & gulags.
@dannymartial7997
3 жыл бұрын
Stop complaining about slave labor before the price of their products skyrocket and you ruin it for all of us. Cheap labor = cheap prices. And before you say “bUt aPpLe pRoDuCts aReN’t cHeAp” yes they are. They’re competitive with all their competitors
@TheSatan222
3 жыл бұрын
After 2 years and they release the new one. Your old car stops charging and crashes randomly.
@Fdpotatochips
Жыл бұрын
Nokia: we are going to create a car and It’s going to be call a tank 💀
@demzt.7677
3 жыл бұрын
Tim: The unique feature of an Apple Car is like Lego, you buy all of its parts separately.
@wosuibian1
3 жыл бұрын
After 5 months: system update. Congratulations your car can now run only upto 50 mph😂😂😂😂
@MaybeJack1
8 ай бұрын
The edits are elite 😂
@Swjatoslav
Жыл бұрын
The next car: Apple Car 2 now with better cameras and battery life! And dynamic display 😂
@DJ_Force
3 жыл бұрын
Apple car: Will effortlessly drive you anywhere Apple thinks you should be able to go. Also, after three or four years, it will start driving slow to preserve the battery, which cannot be replaced.
@NikoLiabotis
3 жыл бұрын
Key and wheels sold seperately
@friendly-sailor
3 жыл бұрын
Flat tire ? No tire replacements. Buy a new car. Wanna change the tires yourself ? The car knows when you try to change it yourself and dies.
@DJ_Force
3 жыл бұрын
@@friendly-sailor Your car no longer starts because you replaced a broken windshield last year and it is incompatible with the latest update.
@einfachnurleo7099
3 жыл бұрын
If it was electric people would constantly loose their overpriced chargers which are not included and they'd run out of battery and would have to walk not to the nearest Gasstation but to the nearest apple store to buy a smoothly opening box with a car charger (because no usual charger would work).
@serversC13nc3
3 жыл бұрын
Also excluded insurance and services but you need it or else you die in accident.
@junedqwerty1129
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: 99% of the total audience sitting there, are actually using windows PCs.
@tanmayhanumante9467
3 жыл бұрын
True thing bhai
@Pimp482
3 жыл бұрын
Did you know the people who made the windows 10 wallpaper used a Mac
@story_teller4268
3 жыл бұрын
I like this plot twist guy !
@johndiengdoh4332
3 жыл бұрын
You are right
@Tejas_Edu
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pimp482 we don't know because it didn't had been made by it
@haquehaque4027
2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile : Apple : Proudly Introduce Apple Car Xiaomi : On your left
@ozaryana
2 жыл бұрын
When you forget where you parked : Find My Apple Car.
@MenkoDany
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem recommend this to me and I thought it was real 10/10
@kamikakushi_
3 жыл бұрын
Tim: "The base model would only include the driver's door. If you want to give door access to your passengers, you could use one of our extra plans" Audience: (give standing applause while crying happily)
@GavinsiOSWorld
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@speedemon1992
2 жыл бұрын
Tires sold seperately
@sarthakjain1824
2 жыл бұрын
Apple audience are not always blind. When apple announced their stand for 1000$ even they were surprised
@84jdgregory
8 ай бұрын
This is like those satire news sites that just make fake news and call it satire.
@kannannair2700
2 жыл бұрын
Pay me good and hire me tim....I'll take in charge of marketing 😂😂😂
@P3ndulumSw1ng
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine selling the car and the next owner gets locked out cause they don't know the apple id
@Harrahshow
2 жыл бұрын
Or the old owner didn't remove find my item, which Apple check by themselves after forcing you to luck your product with ID.
@ossme
3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Louis Rossmann to start fixing apple cars! X)
@user-it2uw3cv4g
7 ай бұрын
Tim cook has to stop cooking. I dont wanna have to be charging my car again💀
@Razor_Crest
Жыл бұрын
The way he said “and privacy”😂
@AlexTriana
3 жыл бұрын
The iCar: expensive and is not repairable
@macvinfernandes1462
3 жыл бұрын
iCar can be the perfect showpiece in your house !
@retardman5193
3 жыл бұрын
Look, the guy from the future has said something.
@ashman167
3 жыл бұрын
Totally no thank you Apple it’s a lemon
@thegarfield6796
3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, it’ll schedule a few minor accidents when new models are released to kindly remind you to get the new one each and every year. What a blessing.
@sunilgaur1
2 жыл бұрын
Planned obsolescence
@misterlove6225
2 жыл бұрын
It will drive itself into a wall with you behind the wheel. Shorty after the crash, an apple representative will call you and recommend you a new car along with the new iLeg prostetic leg to replace your fucked up one.
@olivesouch6423
9 ай бұрын
Microsoft and Samsung: "We will build Samsung Galaxy Vehicle."
@pretationpictures6615
3 жыл бұрын
It comes with a 30 Watt charger
@rileys-lost1673
3 жыл бұрын
Wheels sold separately Windows sold separately Engine sold separately Everything expect the outside body sold separately You have to build the car your self
@sshah2545
3 жыл бұрын
Wayne The Goat 0628 doesn’t come with a charger either
@bikatank2220
3 жыл бұрын
At least this car doesn’t run on Exynos 990😂
@themayurtolani
3 жыл бұрын
When have you had to buy things separately for Apple products?
@StevenTristanTristansti
3 жыл бұрын
No charging cable in the box
@miloslimenguyen2572
3 жыл бұрын
@@bikatank2220 hating samsung because of an apple joke? Pathetic
@harry-or2kr
3 жыл бұрын
Tim: “apple car was made by apple” Me: “Well no sh1t, who would’ve made it, banana?”
@markomclane475
3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh 😂
@peterdering8744
3 жыл бұрын
Funny af😂
@moleculardrugs
3 жыл бұрын
Made by Samsung, stolen by Apple
@greveeen
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else that read banana with an african accent?
@HandledToaster2
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@gerryabrasia3298
9 ай бұрын
Tim Cook: buy the tires for 1999$
@astro8062
3 жыл бұрын
Apple be like: so we have to name a car i know let's name it apple car
@pjbaldemor
3 жыл бұрын
and the they ship the car without wheels coz you need to buy them separately for a thousand bucks each lmao
@ramsarandip
3 жыл бұрын
Not 1k it will be 5k each because they are apple 🤣🤣😂😂
@braianpita6385
3 жыл бұрын
if they sell $400 desktop wheels what's gonna be for car wheels lmao, let alone a car (let's clarify, I know this is fake lmao)
@walkinmn
3 жыл бұрын
Also it's all cameras and retina displays because it doesn't come with Windows
@brucelai460
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. Key sold separately.
@puakkeli3910
3 жыл бұрын
these memes r dumb cuz nobody else ships their computers with wheels, they don’t even sell them seperately. The pricing is dumb tho
@DJ_Force
3 жыл бұрын
Driver: "Siri, tune to talk radio" Siri: "Talk radio is not supported. Would you like me to tune to NPR?"
@ERthe2nd
5 ай бұрын
Tim cook : We are going to sell Apple cars in a few years The body : $ 100K Tires : $50K Windows : $20K Doors : $30K E-Engine : $200K Trunk: $ 5K Charging station fee : $ 20K yearly License : $ 5 K monthly
@iceman6518
3 жыл бұрын
My apple car needs a new battery. APPLE: right to repair I don't think so our Genius will charge you 39,900 for a new battery or 40,000 for a new car. Me: but it's 3 years old
You have to pay for those abs. Starting from $8999. If you got pro abs, then you have to pay $13,999.
@franksun4017
3 жыл бұрын
me:putting an aftermarket battery in. Apple: Warranty voided, car automatically locks down.
@Murad2804
3 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention, that this car will be built in sweat shops in China.
@rarrodrig4703
3 жыл бұрын
AGREED... IDK.... When are we going to learn stop sending our jobs to China....... Hind sight being 20/20... We should have opened Mexico and set jobs south of the border..... Killing two or three birds with one stone. Jobs for Mexican citizens, minimal immigration issues and a stronger Mexico Nation. 🤔
@UglyRacerGamingYOUTUBE
5 ай бұрын
He looks like the Roblox CEO
@andresarturoherreravite5354
3 жыл бұрын
Does everybody have to dress like Steve Jobs when they present?
@lanzibangli1259
3 жыл бұрын
Yes its cultural
@backupmy7834
3 жыл бұрын
It's crucial
@odanethompson1944
3 жыл бұрын
App is ok so I am so tired
@noaht124
3 жыл бұрын
He’s not wearing a turtle neck, jeans and white sneakers? I don’t see the point?
@iarbaaz
3 жыл бұрын
Dude that outfit is so comfortable my dad rocks this outfit now i am rocking it. Try it its super low-key.
@sillychimera943
3 жыл бұрын
Transparency and Privacy working together? I'm crying buckets here from laughter.
@anthonyturpin2662
2 жыл бұрын
You know this is fake right?
@Lingesh_Studio
4 ай бұрын
I have doubt will it have windows in the apple car?😂
@gerardtabones333
3 жыл бұрын
It will come with only 2 ports, one for charging and the other for all the dongles. The electric motor and battery will be welded onto the frame, no upgrades can be made. But hey, it’s BPA free so it’s good for the environment!
@silence8576
3 жыл бұрын
Simplicity ,transparency ,privacy (and also costly 😂) Plot twist : need to buy tires separately 😏
@aidanaesthetics
3 жыл бұрын
In 5 years: THE NEW APPLE WATER FOR THE PRICE OF 1500 DOLLARS
@Scratch-BOT
4 ай бұрын
"apple car was built by apple" nah i thought it was built by windows
@Nolooo
23 күн бұрын
After this year’s announcement, it’s now called the “Apple car air “
@akashyadav4814
3 жыл бұрын
When apple car comes, no kidneys will have to be sold, you have to sell yourself to buy it.😂😂😂
@cyromike3
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@retardman5193
3 жыл бұрын
I always wonder how do I manage to find boomers on a good site like KZitem, I mean stupid people are seen commonly but boomers? Always ruining the website.
@shanmukhsrikar
3 жыл бұрын
You will be given a basic engine , fast powered engine sold separately After few years we're not selling with engine to save the environment...but c'Mon y'all should have an engine from ur old apple car .
@azazz3044
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kenyang687
3 жыл бұрын
You will be given a basic engine, fast powered engine sold separately We call that apple car pro.
@Clipper1094
3 жыл бұрын
That’s literally how cars work. You have base models and if you want more features or a more powerful engine you pay more for it 🙄
@prateekpanwar646
3 жыл бұрын
Battery discharged: Sir your car had gone through tough terrain and heavy weathers which costs damage higher than car's cost. Would you like to buy a new model?
@prateekpanwar646
3 жыл бұрын
@@Clipper1094 You didn't got this. Apple doesn't even gives you basic features and cost you for top model. Even for basic features, You have to pay extra which you must obviously get with product. For example charger, earphone (before apple every company even Nokia used to ship it), dongle if any. They use many niche tricks like you can only use apple cable not other, Only lightning port... And cost insanely high than actual cost for it You have to buy them separately and if it has some problem then they won't even repair your device and force you to throw old and buy new one even if you're paying more worth than device. Even a poor newspaper seller will leave 2 cents if you don't have. It's too much greed very anticonsumer.
@theborngeek2446
2 жыл бұрын
Apple: You gotta use iPhone pro max version to unlock, apple car charger to charge inside, you need to install apple watch on dashboard for time
@Markdark05
Жыл бұрын
I still wish Apple did these kind of stage events instead of the virtual events they are doing now.
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