My husband’s first ever colonoscopy is in eight days. This video was perfectly timed to deliver the chuckle he needed. Thank you!!! ❤❤❤
@andreahightower5856
Жыл бұрын
@@onemercilessming1342 yeah. I’ve had one or two in my lifetime. Fortunately, the husband is able to draw from my experiences to be fully prepared.
@JP-1968
Жыл бұрын
Had my first colonoscopy 2 weeks ago, the prep is the worst. Next time I’ll eat jalapeños it’ll do the same thing but taste better 🤣
@screamingnighthog7155
Жыл бұрын
New landmark study just published in the New England Journal of Medicine says routine colonoscopes as a screening tool are basically useless. They are just a good way for doctors to make money.
@andreahightower5856
Жыл бұрын
@@screamingnighthog7155 you are obviously a troll. Have the day you deserve. 😜
@screamingnighthog7155
Жыл бұрын
@@andreahightower5856 The article is published in the most recent New England Journal of Medicine. Read the article for yourself, that is if you can read.
@cleancomedy1076
Жыл бұрын
Never underestimate how thorough they will be! 😂🫣
@tt600pch
Жыл бұрын
I had an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same appointment. When I woke up I asked the nurse if they did the colonoscopy first. Before she could answer I told her ''I could tell because the camera tasted like crap''.
@anichols5845
Жыл бұрын
If you want to straight up belly laugh for two hours, go to one of his shows. John Crist used to open for him.
@cadebraaten687
Жыл бұрын
Does he still do live shows. Cause this clip is from like 10 years ago
@DBFilmsLego
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you're back!!
@carissagonzalez9939
Жыл бұрын
I’m literally dying of laughter and snorting 😂😂😂
@coryhenry1291
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@migwheels
Жыл бұрын
When will you come back to Canada!?!?!?
@christinebinkley3041
6 ай бұрын
I have been getting colonoscopies done every few years since 2006 thanks to a history of an IBD. So I’m an old pro at it. 😂 this was absolutely hilarious! 🤣 had me rolling.
@StonesAndSand
Жыл бұрын
So, my friend is a proc-doc. He brags that his wife allows him to look up old girlfriends.
@amandakreider4140
4 ай бұрын
31 i had one in october drs wanted to make sure my seizure meds werent eating away at my guts i was asleep but i dont remember going to sleep i remember going into the room and i woke up in the recovery room the prep i thought i was gonna die i never finished the whole thing just looked up what bowels should look like after prep for colonoscopy and once it was that color i stopped drinking it and everything went fine
@birther1968
Жыл бұрын
In Australia you stay awake. Epidural
@ScottALaFollette
Жыл бұрын
Levity for reality.
@ronstone6839
Жыл бұрын
For anyone that hasn't had this experience; it really IS important, and it's not just guys or gals, it is EVERYONE! As a *ahem* "frequent flyer" ( 4x ) I can tell you, the PREP is the worst of it. Depending upon what your doctor recommends, you fast for 24-48 hours drinking a large volume of a liquid to assist you in clearing out. When you actually get TO the procedure, they give you sedation and if you're like me, you SLEEP THROUGH IT!
@debralynnpaxton5238
Жыл бұрын
L-O-L ! :D
@dillondank5662
Жыл бұрын
He may not be on weird Al's level but this man has more humor and creativity than a lot of entire families have combined
@bobilly45
Жыл бұрын
Hard to really compare as weird al is just a song parody master... he's both parodies (usually shorter songs), and does a stand up routine that weird al doesn't do. Both great though
@CerealDust-nStuff
Жыл бұрын
You should check out some of his other stuff… he’s crazy in a good way.
@wolfkingAD
Жыл бұрын
He’s above weird Al’s level
@kilroygirl7347
Жыл бұрын
Have you heard his ode to Chick Fil A? It's a must.
@TheUprightLuthier-1959
Жыл бұрын
@@bobilly45 Weird Al's very best stuff is his originals. Some of his albums are half original and half parody. I guess the real difference is Al has made it to the top of the charts with a #1 hit. More people like and PAY FOR Al's music. Tim has never even listed outside of christian only lists. I guess christians need to buy some more albums. Take one listen to Hardware Store, You Don't Love Me Anymore, or Truck Drivin' Song. I Love Tim (don't tell his wife) but don't compare ME to Weird Al either. Mr. Yankovic is the real deal.
@kennyfryman8765
Жыл бұрын
Oh great. Now I've got the "Colon. Colon. Colonoscopy." in my head. And if I sing them out loud, I'll get a bunch of weird looks from people.
@abelanbarasan642
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Infiniti25
Жыл бұрын
You would be doing a public service 😎
@lauratrickle8932
4 ай бұрын
Embrace the weirdness 😅
@tsugima6317
29 күн бұрын
What an earworm to have!
@Paul_Bedford
26 күн бұрын
And? If you get looks, then let them look
@shirleygiordano7627
Жыл бұрын
My mom had a colonoscopy Friday. I just sent this to her. 😅🤣😂 pray for my safety! 😆😅🤣😂
@sidekickster8917
Жыл бұрын
@Shirley Giordano 😂🤣🙏
@samuraijedi1669
Жыл бұрын
🤣💀
@matturban9103
Жыл бұрын
I pray that every comes out alright in the end.
@mommabear5688
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@debbieoneal-qd5tb
6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😜🤪 u made me spit my milk out. 🤪🤣 I wasn't expecting this type of response. 💪🤣😜🤪
@RavidVT024
Жыл бұрын
Why is Tim the best at making these kind of songs? Well idk but I’m just waiting for more!!
@lasagna1lover
Жыл бұрын
what about weird al
@indodinoyoutube
Жыл бұрын
As a 19 year old who recently had a colonoscopy due to stomach issues, I was dying the whole time. The second half had me crying dude! 😂 💀
@indodinoyoutube
Жыл бұрын
@Whofan 998 😂
@Drackor
Жыл бұрын
I also had a colonoscopy around 19 because of stomach issues! Am 21 now, though. Did they figure out what it was or did it come up inconclusive like mine?
@indodinoyoutube
Жыл бұрын
@@Drackor Mine was inconclusive too, but we think it's a mix of IBS and severe anxiety.
@Drackor
Жыл бұрын
@@indodinoyoutube Omg, me too. College is a major stress factor for me right now. I mean, it's not great that they don't really have a solution to our problem (I was prescribed some medicine for my excess stomach acid production, though), but glad to know I'm not alone!
@leighdaugherty5879
Жыл бұрын
Well hoping you laugh TOO hard… but are you well? ;)
@lynnthompson7395
Жыл бұрын
As a former GI nurse I can attest to how important colonoscopy is. It beats getting cancer and then dealing with surgery/chemotherapy. It’s a humorous song but take the procedure seriously. Follow the prep instructions carefully to get the best possible exam
@edtaubeneck8662
7 ай бұрын
My first one revealed a tumor, I was at stage 3 but survived
@alanbiancardi2531
6 ай бұрын
Yea we know but try and have a sense of humor
@leslieasselstine4766
3 ай бұрын
I had my first at 66 yrs old last year. 2 weeks later in surgery for stage 2 cancer. No chemo needed but even now 8 months later I stick close to a bathroom and my poor wife has to deal with my weaponised flatulence.😁🤣🤣🤣🤢
@lynnthompson7395
3 ай бұрын
@@alanbiancardi2531 did I not state that it was a humorous song?
@peecee1384
Ай бұрын
Well said. A workmate of mine was diagnosed with bowel cancer. He died 3 months later. 😔😔 Get checked! No shame!
@dodginthefeds6094
Жыл бұрын
My colonoscopy is tomorrow (11-1-22) at 7:30am and I’m sitting here (you know where) watching this. Talk about timing.
@bwhip
Жыл бұрын
Everything come out alright?
@GhostOfJade
6 ай бұрын
@@bwhipbro 💀
@survivrs
Жыл бұрын
IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!! I was afraid you fell off the face of the earth or something. I adore you Tim, you are so full of hilarious jokes. Please don't make us wait so long for new material!!
@aw7425
Жыл бұрын
We’ve seen Tim twice in concert. We’ve never laughed so much. He’s amazing and needs to come back to CO. Thank you Tim
@NicoleBlack-w2r
Жыл бұрын
None of the staff at our hospital. Never heard the song. When my husband went for his I introduced them to it. Lots of laughs.
@Lady_ETHNE
Жыл бұрын
The Kazoo killed me XD
@wa2k99
6 ай бұрын
Which was used to mimic a fart
@Kjoyful419
Жыл бұрын
Love Tim Hawkins!! I love that his shows are family friendly. If you think he is funny you have to see him in person because my hubby and I laughed so hard he is funnier in person for sure and our favorite Christian comedian!! Hope you come to San Antonio, TX on your next tour or Austin.
@jackiewalsh9047
Жыл бұрын
My mom had her first colonoscopy last week and we were singing this non stop😂
@drenk7
Жыл бұрын
Good humor. You did send a positive message. I had my first colonoscopy at 55 and failed. I even studied. A month later I was in surgery. Followed by chemotherapy only 30 days later. Then the REAL fun continuous Chemotherapy through a external port into my heart. At the same time daily radiation. 🤮 they literally burned my 🫏😮. The Lord is good I have survived where many of my Radiation Buddies did not 😞
@christinaskeeters4882
Жыл бұрын
❤
@jeanwaechter1575
Ай бұрын
I don’t want to diminish your story in any way, but I want others to know Portacaths (ports) do not go into your heart. They go into your subclavian or jugular vein (not an artery). Don’t want others to be scared in case they need one. Hope you are doing well. By the way, I am a hospital nurse for over 42 years.
@SuperGingerBickies
Жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins blowing the kazoo is gold. I'm due a colonoscopy this year - I'm packing my kazoo and learning this song!
@CB-px8el
Жыл бұрын
Tim should team up with The Daily Wire and create a comedy show
@jimmieburleigh9549
Жыл бұрын
Glad to see you back. Love your stuff please start putting more out again...
@kenhurley4441
Жыл бұрын
Isn't that why you drink the solution?
@sugars9333
Жыл бұрын
Love his amused look on his face after playing the kazoo….
@tdmjr2007
3 ай бұрын
Lyrics: Verse 1: You had some lovely children and a lovely wife, you have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life, but you knew the day was coming, it was always meant to be, the doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy. Chorus 1: Oh, Colon, Colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure as everyone can see, your numbers up, it's time to take one for the team, it's right there under schedule, a colonoscopy. Verse 2: There is some preparation that you should know about, you have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out, they take a certain instrument to look around inside and honestly, I'll tell you it can be a bumpy ride. Chorus 2: Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopies, a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease, stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze, or you can't get away from colonoscopy. Verse 3: It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun, but now you're turning 40, so you know it must be done, It's not an ordinary typical exam, you lay down on the table and then think about, Chorus 3: Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure, I'm sure you will agree, you never underestimate how thorough they will beEEEEEEEEEE! It's time to take your medicine, colonoscopyYYYYYYY!
@RMillerism
Жыл бұрын
I've had 2 now. The preparation is far more traumatic than the actual procedure. Especially if you have a 2 hour drive between the preparation and the insertion.
@L.Spencer
Жыл бұрын
I hardly slept the night before, must have run to the bathroom over 20 times, but learned the true value of vaseline!
@amandapeterson3659
4 ай бұрын
I won't need any because I take methylene blue it's anti cancer and I fast, yay!🎉🎉🎉🎉
@amadensor
Жыл бұрын
The kazoo was just too much. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything, it would have come out my nose.
@rickkaylor8554
Жыл бұрын
Too funny! As an person in their 60s I've been done this road a few times. The last time they had the whole camera view on a big screen TV so all in the room could view the exploration of the pink cave. I also really liked the kazoo in he harmonica holder. I've done that before and got some really weird looks. I'm due for another one soon., Oh joy.
@madelinegrudens
Жыл бұрын
That was hysterical 🤣🤣🤣 but that kazoo just took it to another level of funny 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
@gregbell9839
Жыл бұрын
Great. Going to have this catchy tune stuck in my head for at least a week now.
@juliemunoz2762
3 ай бұрын
general anesthesia is a wonderful thing.
@NiallMor
6 ай бұрын
I just had a colonoscopy this past weekend. This was spot-on and absolutely hilarious!
@nancyirwin9065
Жыл бұрын
This guy helped me laugh again after my deceased husband Veteran Ben Lynch past away in2017. Tim is hilarious.
@luvsbabygavin
3 ай бұрын
The Kazoo! Perfect
@robertcampain612
5 ай бұрын
Somehow this video came across my feed…. As I sit here drinking this vile fluid as I prepare for tomorrow morning’s colonoscopy!!
@cindylambert6333
Жыл бұрын
Thankyou Tim. You are the best.
@davesavering1852
6 ай бұрын
We’re definitely being watched. I just had a colonoscopy. This is the first time anything on this subject has ever shown up in my algorithm.
@MPStormChasing
Жыл бұрын
Tim… you have helped at least one person. I’m getting mine tomorrow lol.
@CK-8186
Жыл бұрын
So glad ur back! Waiting for more
@NeverlandSystemZor
Жыл бұрын
I about died laughing... lol
@jamesanthony8438
Жыл бұрын
This'd make a great sea shanty. =)
@kjvonly2451
6 ай бұрын
And if you refuse to get one like me, they’ll mail you a little kit to scoop out your own crap and mail it back to them! Who would want that job? Not me!
@tsugima6317
29 күн бұрын
My late husband used to call those kits "fishing for brown trout".
@anakelly76512
Жыл бұрын
I felt that. 😆 I was diagnosed with IBD 3 weeks before my 21st birthday. I've been having colonoscopies since my 20's. I haven't had one in a long time. Maybe because I don't have a colon. Tim is so hilarious.
@CalebBenware
Жыл бұрын
This song touched me… it touched me deeply
@csrboltfan2643
Жыл бұрын
Way down deep in the......... bowels ? 😆
@grizzlee7547
5 ай бұрын
I tried to get my wife to write exit only back there, but she wouldn't. She thought the doctor might get mad.
@robdaman6190
Жыл бұрын
I had mine in 2021 at 45, the prep was the single worst part of it and had an endoscopy at the same time. Got me at both ends, lol!
@Kingdom_Of_Dreams
Жыл бұрын
Imagine this song being stuck in your head and people catch you singing it out loud 🤣
@rebekahingram4097
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, I don't have to imagine
@zacg8975
Жыл бұрын
The kazoo while Tim's playing his acoustic guitar 😆
@4xdblack
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for signing my Kazoo, Tim. I will treasure it for the rest of my life.
@sully4627
Жыл бұрын
Just had a colonoscopy today. Good times.
@TomGreco-i3k
Жыл бұрын
Same here, I’m just thankful that everything was normal.
@coolramone
7 ай бұрын
@@TomGreco-i3k 95% are ok.
@christarpley6861
Жыл бұрын
I had just heard of him a few years ago our pastor showed us a video of him at our church and I couldn't stop laughing he is really funny and can play a guitar as well
@kellyanndean9374
Жыл бұрын
Tim hawkins is hilarious 🤣
@billyhillk5726
Жыл бұрын
Love me some Tim Hawkins 💥💥
@joshhickeysmoviereviews
Жыл бұрын
Where were you a month ago when I had mine?!
@Albe3331
Жыл бұрын
I’m 70, had my last colonoscopy in April of 2022 at my VA hospital. When I say my last I mean it. Went in for my regular schedule procedure. It lasted approx. 45 seconds. The instrument when through the perforated my colon. They woke me up to tell me what happened and they were calling my daughter, my wife passed 7 months prior, for permission to preform emergency surgery. Since I was sedated they had to have my next of kin authorize the surgery. It all turned out okay. But I won’t go thru it again.
@coolramone
7 ай бұрын
A doctor said if you’re in your 70’s and have no polyps (or just a few non cancerous small ones) you don’t need a colonoscopy, that the risks are not worth it. I pray that you had a full recovery. Thanks for sharing. 👍
@Albe3331
7 ай бұрын
@@coolramone Thank you. Yes I have had a full recovery. My doctor recommended no more colonoscopy for me.
@thegillieguy9537
Жыл бұрын
Love the stuff tim
@user-wo7rz3yn4o
16 күн бұрын
12 year old video and just now I am coming across this talent?! The universe has been very unjust to me.
@A_Random_Person27
Жыл бұрын
If you like feeling of pooping, then a colonoscopy is like a dream vacation LOL
@theLordofHostishisname
Жыл бұрын
This is so funny! My husband and I Love you! Thank you for making all of us Laugh! A Merry Heart does Good like a Medicine!
@richardtaylor8595
Жыл бұрын
I do not mind getting knocked out ant then a doctor playing in my backside. I wake up and do not even know I was just raped. I thought that is what ruffes were for.
@minecraftgirlscreations9849
Жыл бұрын
We just went to the one in Akron was our first time going to one of his things and he sang this song there I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life😂
@aronkelley8634
7 ай бұрын
I’m a stage 4 colon cancer survivor and I’ve had multiple colonoscopies! I was waiting on the solo!! 😆😆😆This was hilarious!! 😂😂😂
@Dermacrosis
Жыл бұрын
A friend of mine had made it past the age of 50, not 40, when certain checks are made. He had some symptoms that meant he had to have this done. However he didn't read the instructions properly for the special drink and so drunk it in one go. I had just got back from getting him some supplies from the shop and he said he had finished the drink. He said "Well I have finished that drink" and I just said to him "see you later as I am out of hre". He asked why and I said give it a mo and you will know why as you are meant to pace that drink. He soon realised his mistake.
@thehunter3386
Жыл бұрын
The song is cute!...the message is deadly serious!!! I lost my Dad because he chose to ignore the symptoms. It's unpleasant, the prep is...well...nasty, but the process is a life saver. Don't think on it, JUST DO IT!!! Your loved ones will thank you...'nuff said!
@pamelagonzalez7684
Жыл бұрын
Tim Timiny Tim Timiny Tim Tim puree You're nutty You're witty You made me Cheery!!
@JaneWagman
Жыл бұрын
The prep is way worse than the procedure, but even that has improved in the last 10 years. Also you are under anesthesia for the procedure.
@debralynnpaxton5238
Жыл бұрын
Love the 'bazooka-toots' , LOL ! :D
@d3z5uy4m
10 ай бұрын
Just found out about youwith "government can". Now, im a fan.
@lynneb8639
9 ай бұрын
Oh, me too! Hysterical
@nancyludlum2646
Жыл бұрын
How does this not have millions of views? Ha!
@Stranger_Than_Fiction299
Жыл бұрын
Bruh, post more please.
@GaretCarson-vz7ri
3 ай бұрын
HARHARHARHAR
@j.macleantadock2405
11 ай бұрын
"Tim Hawkins Comedy: Come for the comedy show, stay for the concert"
@mrjeff2396
3 күн бұрын
Last colonoscopy I had lasted less than 2 seconds. I told the attending this would be quick! It was. I lost my entire large intestine in the house, it was dead. Result was 10 days ICU and several months later small was reconnected, but to the anus! Doctor required the prerequisites colonoscopy before connection. The actual doctor to do the colonoscopy had no clue. I told him it was gonna be quick!😂
@jerryg2073
Жыл бұрын
I've had 2 colonoscopies. Yuk. I remember when the shock jock (aka: porn jock) Howard Stern was on radio talking about getting his first and considering taking the prep liquid and then going to work that day. Finding his occupation absolutely disgusting, I was like "Oh yes, please do it!"
@susanpuckett2936
Жыл бұрын
Thank you! So true and hilarious 😂
@whynia1
17 сағат бұрын
💙💙💙 thanks for standing up for what's right. I'm a Christian and it's amazing how they can still support him.
@gregorybatz7297
10 ай бұрын
I thought, for certain, that you would rhyme kazoo with wazoo. Missed opportunity 😢😂
@turdferguson5300
6 ай бұрын
As a 60 year old virgin "I ain't doin that". I've lived a long life so if that's what kills me it was God's will. I'm expecting a lot from my retirement plan.
@JackO-d9t
6 ай бұрын
Be a shame if you die before you get a check
@turdferguson5300
6 ай бұрын
@@JackO-d9t I'm kinda thinkin my retirement plan will require dying. My checks don't start till I die. Two guys went somewhere without dying but that was up to God. The best part is there won't be any buttholes in Heaven , no proctologist needed ! lol
@sherricoffman
4 ай бұрын
Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 ❤ 🕊 ThankYou4Sharing!!! ❤ 🕊 MuchLove
@duanebrankley8984
10 ай бұрын
OMG they are "so much FUN" as I have had 2 already! Plus due to the 1st one found some other issues that needed to be corrected! So Yes ALL need to have the "Intense FUN" of having one!
@woodrailking
4 ай бұрын
For our twentieth anniversary My wife gave me a colonoscopy Just to be clear she didn't handle the gear My doctor performed the colonoscopy But my wife paid the fee for my colonoscopy And now we eat popcorn and we watch it on TV
@sunniewright3335
Жыл бұрын
As one who has “issues” due to a bowel resection and chronic colitis, colonoscopies have been a part of my life for the past seven years 🫤 However, my beloved GI does this procedure under a general anesthesia…yay for me
@blackbeard7373
Күн бұрын
At 68 and I see no need to have a colonoscopy. I don't smoke , don't drink, and I absolutely hate going to the hospital.
@petermccracken2247
6 ай бұрын
- This Is A Well Made Video !!! 👍👍👍👍👍 - Colon Cancer Is No Joke !!! This Was/ Is A Great Public Service Announcement. - Every Man & Woman Over The Age Of 40 should get tested. To start A Person Eats Certain Foods, Than,Starts A Fast While Drinking A Potent Laxative For A Short Time To Clean The Colon Out. - The Total Time For This Procedure Is About 15 to 20 minutes. Total Time At The Drs Office Is About 11/2 to 2 hours. All Depends If You Are Sedated Or Not. - REAL MEN GET TESTED !!!
@DelusionDispeller
Ай бұрын
Today is my colonoscopy so I am listening to this for laughs
@kimleone5496
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god that was hilarious!. You remind me I've got a schedule mine
@Mikdeelow
28 күн бұрын
I had a colonoscopy recently. The Dr mentioned that I would be put under with propofol…as he and his team were getting ready they had a Michael Jackson song playing! I asked them to change the music, nothing against MJ. btw, my name is Michael.
@zacg8975
Жыл бұрын
2:18-2:20 Play that in slow motion it's even more funny and hilarious 😆
@jenwanner4911
Жыл бұрын
At 61, next summer I will have my second colonoscopy, (instead of typing have, I was going to type undergo but that just didn't make sense, lol). Oh I can't wait!!😂😂💩💩
@GiraffeNana
7 ай бұрын
The worst part is drinking the stuff. But, i got it super cold, held my nose and gulped it down asi silently prayed. It was ok until about the last 1/3 of the container, then I gagged 😂 As far as the other part, I'll just say, 'thank You, Jesus, for Versed!'😂
@ccnneal
6 ай бұрын
Seeking Sickness by Alan Cassels...I won't be getting a Colonoscopy!
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