I am so, so thankful for the career of Tim Hawkins. He has brought SO much pure joy to my life. Seriously.
@RUHDD4HVN
6 жыл бұрын
Bethany.......I'm so with you.......AMEN!!!
@margaretchangingitlol1267
9 жыл бұрын
My best friend turned on one of his videos last night and I've been obsessed ever since!!! Love him!
@brandondavidson4085
8 жыл бұрын
This is why I don't mind a few people at a concert or a big event, filming it on their phone. They post it on KZitem, then the rest of us can enjoy it.
@Panwere36
6 жыл бұрын
*"It's an ocean of liquor and he's Poseidon!!"* Every time I hear that line I lose it. Hilarious. I used to go to Southern Baptist churches.. and they are like that.
@Franaflyby
7 жыл бұрын
Who else needs a daily dose of Tim Hawkins ?
@Franaflyby
4 жыл бұрын
@C B S nope... Daily . Laughter is good for the soul. Especially through all the hate and darkness we are experiencing.
@daviddonaghy6494
3 жыл бұрын
I’m not even religious and I love him.
@Franaflyby
3 жыл бұрын
@@daviddonaghy6494 you don't even need to be religious to know God. It's a personal thing.
@riverbabbles
10 жыл бұрын
I saw him in Colorado that year, and when he was doing the thing where he asks for denominations, I went, "MENNONITE" and he's like "I don't have a joke for that" and grabbed the next one. XD
@KaRLa66626
10 жыл бұрын
I need a laugh right now. He's so funny! "Beef assistant", LOL
@CleoPhoenixRT
10 жыл бұрын
That was the best! lol
@basha0810
7 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Tim is SO funny. I went to see him and I laughed so hard for 90 minutes. When I left, my face hurt. It was AWESOME!
@toasternessstudios5238
7 жыл бұрын
Going to one of his concerts is like being dumped in a giant couldron of condensed laughing gas then being tickled to death.
@ksharpe8137
9 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!! Wake the kids up at midnight and take them to Walmart! They'll think they're at the movies. LOL!
@zanniroc
11 жыл бұрын
i love whoever filmed this and hearing that laughter right up close its really making me crack up even harder :P :D :)
@allisonbearden1735
7 жыл бұрын
The "bar scene in Star Wars" part gets me every time 😂
Ashton Sahlstrom Beef assistant is my favourite lol
@eleaya_rebekah
5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Orange Puffy Sticks?XD
@cayannap6752
6 жыл бұрын
Finding the bathroom in a grocery store back in the day....illegal dog fight in the corner. You're waiting for someone to accost you and demand to know what you're doing back there. He totally nailed that one.
@brookeoverton9084
8 жыл бұрын
My church's coffee shop is called holy grounds. My friend nearly died laughing at that.
@rebeccan2225
5 жыл бұрын
Where I live there's one called common grounds😂 And churches from all around the city gather there for various events.
@zekesteed4185
3 жыл бұрын
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
@rhondahunt6148
3 жыл бұрын
My church has a snack bar called "Hebrews". It is a humorous way to say men make the coffee. Rock Church, Bakersfield.
@stephenlord7316
7 жыл бұрын
I just laughed harder in this 10 minutes than anything I see on comedy central.
@danielbush5438
8 жыл бұрын
Best way to get a six pack... Watch Tim Hawkins.
@savanaday2038
10 жыл бұрын
"its a liquor reference! liquor reference!" "liquor reference number two! get in the car!"
@Concetta20
8 жыл бұрын
Yes! The scary grocery store bathrooms of my childhood that were waaay in the back, in a maintenance closet it seemed.
@eleaya_rebekah
5 жыл бұрын
It's just scary to go trough the back doors to go to the bathroom It makes you feel like your trespassing
@alisonmorgan7238
6 жыл бұрын
Seeing him in Chattanooga in 2 weeks, can't wait! Even if I've seen everything he does before I'll love it live! He's hysterical!
@HungerGamezGeek
12 жыл бұрын
"if you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at other people" xD! ok thats meh new life motto...
@Impailer67
8 жыл бұрын
this man is an excellent bridge builder too the christian faith. im an agnostic, and this fella has caught my attn. lets see where it goes.
@kanteannightmare
8 жыл бұрын
glad to hear it.
@theothertroll
7 жыл бұрын
Save yourself a lot of trouble and time warming a pew - Jesus is Lord, but religion is stupid -
@tessokoye6947
6 жыл бұрын
It's been a year since you commented here...I hope you have found your way to the Christian faith... particularly Catholic, began by Christ Himself! If anyone knows what should be believed it's Christ, so that's where the full truth is.
@cindeamulholland6338
6 жыл бұрын
Dano Man He honors all , whilst being honestly funny!
@jacobmiller8631
6 жыл бұрын
Tess Okoye but its changed so much from when Christ did start it
@aceartworkproductions8486
9 жыл бұрын
i would "like" evry video but i 4get b/c im so focused on picking which one to watch next. I love you Tim! You are awesome and God is totally using your sense of humor in His will. I love to laugh and I have no problem doing so when I'm watching you. HA
@aceartworkproductions8486
9 жыл бұрын
whoa...ya I don't really feel like getting shot.....so I'm good. I actually like living, I know...*shocker* hahaha
@daniilhustella6785
8 жыл бұрын
Ecclesiastes 2:2 - I said of laughter, “It is madness,” and of pleasure, “What does it accomplish?”
@davehoughton4080
8 жыл бұрын
+daniil p well aren't you just a fun-filled lollipop of killjoy! Lighten up a tad bro,,your calvanist panties are in a twist!
@gabm7339
8 жыл бұрын
+daniil p that's really depressing man. God wants you to have an awesome life. John 10:10 "I have come to give you life and life to the fullest." That means having a life filled with laughter and happiness. Have a good day 😄
@Relayna
6 жыл бұрын
If you don’t like the recording, you don’t have to watch it. You try filming Tim Hawkins on your phone while laughing.. it’s very difficult to do. I filmed these just to share with others how hilarious he is. I don’t have professional equipment to film. Just a normal, everyday girl!
@thepurplehawk4907
5 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite vids, I think it's fine. Thanks soo much for sharing, Tim is so funny!!!😊😉👍
@rapunzelkh
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing. I have his dvd, but you just can't get enough of him & this was even more hilarious when he mocked "Liquor Reference!" 🤣🤣
@lebbo88
6 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for someone to say "PROTESTANT!!" and him go "Get out you heathens." Lmao!!
@NamVet70Mike
7 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this great christian. I've been a Mark Lowery fan and now here's Tim making me split my sides with his humor and antics. The Ocean of liquor, he's Poseidon!! was off the hook. Many blessings gained with this humorist.
@rapunzelkh
6 жыл бұрын
He is my favorite!
@melburnett
6 жыл бұрын
I just found this guy a couple of days ago and every time I pull up more videos, I'd be laughing . This man could be or is the NEXT ROBIN WILLIAMS. I wonder if he comes around Ga.?
@rapunzelkh
6 жыл бұрын
Cleaner comedy than what Robin Williams did with his stand up comedy, so Tim is much better!
@violetturner5943
10 жыл бұрын
Love Tim Hawkins! He has got to be one of the funniest people on Earth!
@sanc9808
9 жыл бұрын
"It's an ocean of liquor and he's Poseidon!" -- XD Thanks for the laughs Tim.
@gabm7339
8 жыл бұрын
Holy grounds. Jehova Java. He brews. *CLONK* I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
@RUHDD4HVN
8 жыл бұрын
+Gabby Matthews....... We had a super coffee cart service that was called "Holy Roast Coffee Co" no kiddin!! And it was great coffee too!!! :^)
@MaidMirawyn
7 жыл бұрын
This is funny because I grew up eating "Krispy Rice Cereal" and "Toasty O's". For a treat, the Toasty O's would be mixed 50/50 with "Honey Toasty O's". Finding a 50¢ cereal coupon in the paper was like winning the lottery. Because if my mom shopped at the right store on the right day, she got a TRIPLE COUPON and suddenly it was a $1.50 off. And we got cereal with a PRIZE! Still mixed with the unsweetened generic version, but you can't argue with a free Matchbox car!
@braedenlover
10 жыл бұрын
Beef assistant lmfao that part keeps me every time
@sarahbee126
9 жыл бұрын
Do you realize what that stands for? I would think if you did you'd be at least a little embarrassed.
@braedenlover
9 жыл бұрын
Yes I do
@strawberry7785
11 жыл бұрын
arigotou gozimasu for posting this awesome video of tim hawkins on my birthday :3
@Abbytheballerina
12 жыл бұрын
Haha! He is SO right about Walmart at midnight! I have went there. And there where guys with mullets, beards, and moustaches. Wearing kilts and baby pacifiers. I almost died laughing :D
@AirsoftFD
7 жыл бұрын
"it's an ocean of liquor and he is Poseidon get in the car!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@charitypayne8020
8 жыл бұрын
I can't help but laugh tim ive watched that video twice and I still laugh cuz of how funny you are so keep up the good work as a comedian
@HBWolfette
12 жыл бұрын
Better quality than a lot of other self-recorded videos!!! Thank you! :)
@fefujones
13 жыл бұрын
I've never been more creeped out than one time I was at Walmart past midnight in TN. He nailed it.
@daviddonaghy6494
3 жыл бұрын
You don’t need to wait till after midnight. It’s strange no matter when you’re there.
@News2urearsBlogspot
11 жыл бұрын
I'm only 20, and I remember the dark, creepy doors that allegedly led to the stores' bathrooms. :D
@sarahann4002
9 жыл бұрын
Our coffee shop is actually Holy Grounds haha...oops
@ticks4ticks4
8 жыл бұрын
I remember "Lady Lee" (generic store brand for "Lucky" (long since purchased by Albertson's).
@mrsbrucewayne100
12 жыл бұрын
"well if you build it THEY WILL COME." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
@toasternessstudios5238
7 жыл бұрын
5:03 omg Tim is secretly a professional acrobat and has a bat-gym underneath his house where he practices!!
@TheCuriousGirl01
12 жыл бұрын
6:35-7:12 i lost it! Sooooo funny... Love this guy. Its worse tho cuz i'm all achy and sore especially my ribs and stomach. Sore ribs + uncontrollable laughter = painful hilarity
@Adriannu255
10 жыл бұрын
You know, it's thanks to Tim Hawkins that I can laugh at myself now!
@charitysheehy8982
6 жыл бұрын
Beef assistant and "Ocean of liquor, and he is Poseidon"...OMG I just snorted out loud at work
@Dimas5
12 жыл бұрын
Every video I see of him his hair is totally different. He goes from short to long to curly and now he has a mustache haha
@churchboy4609
8 жыл бұрын
we didn't get dr. pepper we got dr. thunder, the soda w/ pulp in it my mind: THERE'S PULP IN THE SODA, you got the soda with PULP in it!
@brookeoverton9084
8 жыл бұрын
SODA WITH PULP IN IT!! IT'S POISON!!😂😂😂
@pepper341
7 жыл бұрын
churchboy4 PULLLP!!!
@hph1763
7 жыл бұрын
probably
@TheSilverSmitih
9 жыл бұрын
6:50 that star wars reference though
@Bananas904
8 жыл бұрын
love me some orange puffy sticks
@mohickman3686
11 жыл бұрын
We used to run a coffee shop in our youth building and so now we call the building "Common Grounds"!
@Bliffany
9 жыл бұрын
I actually saw a HeBrews once when I lived in Spokane, Washington (they have a coffee stand at every corner sometimes more if you think I'm exaggerating drive through there you'll see)
@kimberlyjones8152
6 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Miller i think our church cafe is called that
@rapunzelkh
6 жыл бұрын
Feeling down? Just go to Walmart. You'll feel better about yourself. 🤣 Still true to this day at any time of the day lol
@ClassicFuel
10 жыл бұрын
"If you build it they will come" died
@pepper341
9 жыл бұрын
👍
@stormyphillips251
6 жыл бұрын
I am from Arkansas and live in Missouri I can vouch for that statement. XD
@lynseymoat363
6 жыл бұрын
Stormy Phillips isn't that saying part of the Mandela effect? supposedly it never said "they" and instead said "he".
@BBrosepHH
11 жыл бұрын
My Grandparents have a "Solid Grounds" by there house. Where "when two or more are gathered together" you can enjoy your coffee. XD
@deadlycucumberplants
11 жыл бұрын
"7 more years of cereal hell!"
@reladham
12 жыл бұрын
he's gotta have ADD if he can keep a crowd rolling like that the entire time. thats amazing
@maddisontdog
4 жыл бұрын
you 2 ladies have the most beautiful laughs!!!!
@J3Cannoy
10 жыл бұрын
It's an ocean of liquor and he's Poseidon! XD
@Oone2023
12 жыл бұрын
seven more years of cereal hell. lol
@sarahschroeder4739
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks mom😂🤣
@amberharbin5500
9 жыл бұрын
I remember those cereal bags he was talking about! LOL.
@Reevescropinsurance
9 жыл бұрын
awsom
@Reevescropinsurance
9 жыл бұрын
awesome
@kdvincent1982
8 жыл бұрын
Kaboom!
@stonemedia8901
6 жыл бұрын
As a kid, I had a friend who is from a family of 5 kids. Every time I spent the night, the next morning involved a huge bag of cereal!
@taylorantley
8 жыл бұрын
"He Brews" LOL
@PokeWaffles
8 жыл бұрын
More camera shake than the Hunger Games
@bobthebuilder8783
7 жыл бұрын
same
@joshadams7015
11 жыл бұрын
we have a coffee shop in tallahassee called Eternal Grounds.
@MrStevekehl
10 жыл бұрын
Loved watching this but now I need a Dramamine.
@Mushroom321-
5 жыл бұрын
😅 i guess they had a tough time while laughing.
@faithmoody2904
10 жыл бұрын
"Hey! The can said yes!"
@janeyritter
11 жыл бұрын
I am at the library here in Green Bank, WV. I laughed so hard that I did not realize how loud I was laughing because I had earphones in. The result was that a chronic complaining man who was also here, complained about my laughter. This created a regular man getting on the case of the complainer and when the librarian finally came up to me and told me what was going on I took out my earphones in time to hear the verbal altercation between the two men. TIM HAWKIN------> IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT
@mrgiannopolis
9 жыл бұрын
You work on that Chewbacca Tim lol
@celyncontrare452
10 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Tim Hawkins!! XD
@GFLUTOMAN
12 жыл бұрын
"Do you have cheerios?" "ummmm..... We got toasted holes.... i think..."
@ellebastonart
8 жыл бұрын
*Baptists:* LIQUOR REFERENCE! IT'S AN OCEAN OF LIQUOR AND HE'S POSEIDON! *Eastern Orthodox:* PAGAN REFERENCE!
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