{Sounds of morning on the savannah. A lion roars in the distance. Sunrise over the Pride Lands-exactly as in TLK 1. Animals of all types (rhinos, meerkats, cheetahs) raise their heads as the sun rises, preparing to march to Pride Rock.} MS: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
BS: Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
MS: Ingonyama
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Timon: {simultaneously, imitating the singer} Whaaaat's on the menu? It could be ceviche, it's stinky-ooh, it's Pumbaa-aah...
Pumbaa: I gotta tell ya, Timon... that song always gets me right here.
Timon: Yeah, Pumbaa. {pause} Well, enough of that. {He holds up a remote control and begins fast-forwarding through the movie}
{Camera pulls back to show Timon and Pumbaa in silhouette in a row of theater seats, Mystery Science Theater 3000-style.} Pumbaa: Uh... Timon? What are you doin'?
Timon: I'm fast-forwarding to the part where we come in!
Pumbaa: {aghast} But you can't go out of order!
Timon: Au contraire, my porcine pal. I've got the remote!
Pumbaa: But everyone's gonna get confused! {He grabs a second, bigger remote} We gotta go back to the beginning of the story. {He begins rewinding the movie}
Timon: We're not in the beginning of the story! {He pauses the movie on Rafiki holding up Simba, with a monkey screech; the movie begins fast-forwarding again}
Pumbaa: Yes, we were-the whole time! {rewinds; the film reverses on a shot of Timon looking in bewilderment at Simba and Nala's reunion, with a squawk of confusion}
Timon: But they don't know that! {indicates the audience; switches the movie direction again, on Nala pinning Simba, with a lion-roar sound}
Pumbaa: Then why don't we tell them our story? {pauses the movie on a snarling close-up of the three hyenas; Timon and Pumbaa both shriek and dive under their seats}
Timon: {slowly re-emerging} Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we tell them our story?
Pumbaa: Oh-I like the sound of that.
Timon: A little backstage tour. Take 'em behind the scenes for a revealing and intimate look at the story within the story!
Pumbaa: 'Cause what they don't know is how we really were there even though they didn't know we were there, y'know?
Timon: Couldn't have said it better myself! {rewinds the movie again}
Pumbaa: So does this mean we're going back to the beginning?
Timon: {melodramatically} Oh, no, Pumbaa. No. We're going way back... to before the beginning.
Негізгі бет Үй жануарлары мен аңдар Timon & Pumbaa at the cinema The Lion King 1½
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