*"Next time ask your boyfriend to warn you before he shoots."* Jesus christ lmaooo
@jacobsewell7503
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit im 16 don't need to give my girl a warning she knows when it's coming
@SansTheDrawer2732
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobsewell7503 👁👄👁
@multistanbrae
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobsewell7503 Well.. 😀👍
@gatorgirl1107
2 жыл бұрын
The worst burn bruhhhh
@Jellymelanie
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get it at first …
@my_name_is_eli5778
3 жыл бұрын
I like how he can be so vulgar yet so professional at the same time-
@cringename2757
2 жыл бұрын
its almost like being professional and vulgar at the same time its crazy
@nikkirex20
2 жыл бұрын
Fuckin love it 🤣
@will-xj9qh
2 жыл бұрын
It’s almost like, hang on, you watched the god damn video you dunce
@caki4695
2 жыл бұрын
@@will-xj9qh They were just pointing out something they liked chill lmao
@namiinotashi
2 жыл бұрын
Ik right
@thekingofbel6511
2 жыл бұрын
"tell your damn boyfriend to warn you before he shoots" Something tells me that that is the leading cause for the need of an eye washing.
@carryjgful
Жыл бұрын
Shit's no joke. Never knew pple would go in for that. Happened with my husband....burned for days even after rinsing! I wz gonna say ya'll's swimmers are swimmin in acid--(but he was snipped sooo)...maybe pure seminal fluid is worse. 💦👀😱🤣😖 *shivers*
@KitsuneMiko383
11 ай бұрын
when it shoots the ENTIRE LENGTH OF YOUR BODY to land squarely in your eye, yes. Or you just roll with the faux pinkeye reaction.
@VVM3368
9 ай бұрын
@@carryjgful nah u wild asf lmao
@ReactingFox
2 жыл бұрын
My mom’s a doctor who’s explained it all to me But when Steve tells me, I remember all the Tips from the ER 🤣
@a1toid
3 жыл бұрын
as a kid i got glow stick chemicals in my eye. I didn’t tell anyone and just rubbed my *eyelid* with a towel. that eye often makes a clicking noise and will constantly have issues, yay edit: the eye went half cloudy, hopefully nothing is wrong
@nickandkyvlogs8054
3 жыл бұрын
I also got glow stick chemicals in my eye while trying to make it glow and it snapped while everyone was in the room (it was a Christmas party at my house). Everyone saw and my mom took me to the bathroom and had me wash out my eye. I hated every second of it and struggled to keep my eye open. I almost had to go to the er. Luckily, I didn’t end up needing to go, but I went to the eye doctor the next day just in case
@malia_jo96
3 жыл бұрын
It happened to me before it is normal
@Rainbow0015
3 жыл бұрын
I accidentally drank some once. I use to break the glass in it more, by using my mouth. Yeah, long story short, it broke, and it tastes nasty. No one knows it happened.
@ShaggySoup
3 жыл бұрын
...clicking ?????????
@ShaggySoup
3 жыл бұрын
I did it too but it doesn't click. But I can see in the dark.. don't think thats okay but I can see like a cat now. So thats good ig?
@naterbaternaterbater
3 жыл бұрын
He keeps mentioning their boyfriends. I'm thinking he's experienced this at least twice 🤔 Edit: removed "ladies"
@lilymayflower5065
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gluttonousgoddess
3 жыл бұрын
Wonder which side he was on tho
@NutsoBalanced
3 жыл бұрын
He's a nurse, what do you expect I know what you mean tho
@iffyyffi3833
3 жыл бұрын
He never mentioned ladies tho 👀👀👀
@butterbox8969
3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT-
@pink_cow223
4 ай бұрын
"Rip out the fucking eyeball" got me though
@suugiart
2 жыл бұрын
"Bodily fluids from your boyfriend." THAT KILLED ME. I'M DECEASED.
@philictyjones5363
3 жыл бұрын
Bodily fluids from your boyfriend lol ok its official you're my kind of Doctor. 😅
@cadiunderhill5958
3 жыл бұрын
👍 he's an ER technician
@christopheredwards9904
3 жыл бұрын
He is the official good doctor
@brick4353
3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't even have to be from someone else. I've done it myself.
@last-genrichtofen9360
3 жыл бұрын
@@brick4353 unlucky
@bmaiceman
3 жыл бұрын
@@brick4353 🙊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@icewolf4649
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like he did this because someone came in because of it and he is now emphasizing it😂😂
@kami79x
3 жыл бұрын
Yes deffo
@Chris-db9vt
3 жыл бұрын
came
@M1ntP0ppy
3 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-db9vt YOU DID NOT (≧▽≦)
@Chris-db9vt
3 жыл бұрын
@@M1ntP0ppy LOL
@mjfc1293
3 жыл бұрын
Goshdamnit you just made me realize and now I wish I didn't see anything
@lasnite0077
2 жыл бұрын
Love the “happy” ending & how he “rubbed” that joke out! 😂😅😂
@ravenstormturner7252
2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so incredibly hard. The bodily fluids from your boyfriend is accurate 😅 It really does burn..
@chloegraves098
10 ай бұрын
yea it burns so bad 😅
@HalleluYAH7
10 ай бұрын
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@ItsMadRiv
3 жыл бұрын
Bodely fluids from your boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lilplaguedoc6682
3 жыл бұрын
I snorted and immediately looked for someones comment about it- facking- 😂😂
@lilplaguedoc6682
3 жыл бұрын
And I just got to the last bit oh no- 😂😂
@cadiunderhill5958
3 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard but I mean it happens😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@robo_king0249
3 жыл бұрын
@@cadiunderhill5958 What do you mean it happens ?
@ajm_mol
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@saralawson116
3 жыл бұрын
When my mom was doing ER rotation in med school she said that there she saw the worst thing she’s seen, even after working 20+ years in high-risk labor and delivery. A little boy had been hanging around his dad and grandpa while they were doing some construction and got instant concrete powder in his eyes. The moisture from his eyes was activating it and they had to put those lenses on his eyes to try and flush it out. She said his screams were the worst she’s ever heard.
@oz_jones
3 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck no
@TeiwazTheGoat
3 жыл бұрын
We’re they able to flush it off his eye though?
@kennethmoore625
3 жыл бұрын
That's terrifying. A lesson on safety goggles for EVERYONE who is around instant concrete.
@batsbatsghost8757
3 жыл бұрын
Woah uh you just unlocked a new fear
@raygv1
3 жыл бұрын
Dear lord in the name of everything holy why god why did this now become a thing that terrifies me.
@somedaysoon9551
2 жыл бұрын
Being called mf by anyone else is an insult but from this guy, it feels like a forehead kiss🥺
@angelhairpasta2971
2 жыл бұрын
The way he was describing the eye pains t the beginning is word for word how I’ve described my period pain before lmao. Just replace eyeball with uterus
@koiboi1501
3 жыл бұрын
Me: *honestly just kind zoning out* Him: "Bodily fluids from your boyfriend-" Me: W h a t? 😃
@emeryexe
2 жыл бұрын
it’s like pure salt in ur eye. i bring eye drops whenever we hang out.....
@gamerwolffang2722
2 жыл бұрын
@@emeryexe nani?! Eye drops help~?
@typicalmatt7592
2 жыл бұрын
It’s something you’ll never get in your introverted life lol
@typicalmatt7592
2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerwolffang2722 Your sister
@gamerwolffang2722
2 жыл бұрын
@@typicalmatt7592 oh she's back from dance with Death?
@meatballsupreme5586
3 жыл бұрын
Me: *Stabs someone* Someone: *Sprays blood* Me: "Warn me next time will ya?" Someone: "S- S. Ssorry." Edit (Some people really dont know what a joke is lmao)
@inksans3709
3 жыл бұрын
But they're be dead
@awhopper3241
3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp makes this that much better
@rttingat7049
3 жыл бұрын
nExT TiMe?!??
@meatballsupreme5586
3 жыл бұрын
@@inksans3709 r/wooooosh
@chickendippa5403
3 жыл бұрын
@@meatballsupreme5586 truuu
@Chaoticgoodcryptid2319
2 жыл бұрын
I love the way he says "mfer" it cracks me up
@Tsvetelina-
2 жыл бұрын
He just- he's so *calm* while saying this. I can't 😂
@erickaphantomhive7328
3 жыл бұрын
Growing up my mums a nurse and I always panic when I get something in my eyes and she would bend me to the sink and I would panic even more thinking she boutta drown me just to remove whatever’s in my eye... eventually I got used to it that I do it myself whenever something got into my eye...
@hailyn5790
3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes this would happen to me and I’m just like “oh shit they’ve finally had it with me and my bullshit”
@rubywilliamson6497
3 жыл бұрын
My mum's a nurse and she wouldn't take me to the ER if my leg was falling off, she would fix it her self then get me 1st class tickets to skip the waiting
@bigchungo5374
3 жыл бұрын
Yea this is very common in asian countries
@nicki1088
3 жыл бұрын
Same. Since my mom's a nurse i would freak out when she gets serious abt me having a wound, since she must know alot.
@pannajohns5255
3 жыл бұрын
Me too, my mom used to work as an Otorhinolaryngologist and I used to have a lot problems with my ears because they kept getting infected (it was because of my tonsils which were eventually removed), so I developed a fear of things coming near my ear, like anything, a hand, a finger, even if it’s someone I trust with my life I go into panic mode. That is also why I always cover my ears with my blanket when I sleep, I’m just scared of things going near my ear when I sleep 😐
@ifrahmuzammil7406
3 жыл бұрын
Okay.. Just imagine going to the ER and the doctor tells you to be still all of a sudden this guy comes to your mind and you can't stop laughing
@seatripreports
2 жыл бұрын
Happened when I went to the dentist. I was picturing the Bentist going PUHHHH and also this guy calling me a motherfucker 😂
@thegirlsedit1598
2 жыл бұрын
@@seatripreports oh yes the bentist every time I also go my dentist it always remind me of him
@stealth4427
2 жыл бұрын
Why is the description of the pain so really dear god I can feel it and I dont even have anything in my eyes
@jondickinson3606
10 ай бұрын
Omfg, the ending got me. Too fuckin’ funny!!
@hoodi1395
3 жыл бұрын
“Bodily fluids from your boyfriend” Me: Wha- OH.
@6familyman
3 жыл бұрын
My exact reaction.
@JustWannaPissYouOff
2 жыл бұрын
Gross
@spookywitch0x0
2 жыл бұрын
@YungyN ツ maybe he/she didn't?
@justicicested4674
2 жыл бұрын
@@spookywitch0x0 only if he/she is kid 😂😅
@gabrielrivero1304
2 жыл бұрын
@YungyN ツ look at that profile, she's a kid
@nannyyyyy
3 жыл бұрын
“Tips from the E.R” I love that
@suhhhduuude9114
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@christianmcbrearty
3 жыл бұрын
That's literally what he says every video
@ROrneli
6 ай бұрын
i wish doctor and nurses could talk as stright forward as this guy haha
@tyler2166
2 жыл бұрын
my science teacher told us about this one girl he had a couple years back. they were doing a lab with a bunch of iron filings. she sneezed. her eyes covered in iron. she obviously went home that day but came back for the next couple of days. her eyes all red and puffy. she was a trooper
@theletterd7288
3 жыл бұрын
The Morgan Lens is a contact lens with Morgan Freeman’s voice talking to you nonstop until you take it out
@MrsMrMoney
2 жыл бұрын
I would never remove them.
@theletterd7288
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrsMrMoney lol
@isabellach
2 жыл бұрын
Er.... what? That is so much funnier than it should be lol
@theletterd7288
2 жыл бұрын
@@isabellach lol
@kelicowilliams6339
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@NCXDKG
3 жыл бұрын
"Warn your boyfriend before he shoots" I'm dying
@kanishka0717
2 жыл бұрын
I love his agressive informative way to teaching us asjsjshsjjs
@homeboi4159
2 жыл бұрын
Your ER must be fun. I usually get animal bite victims on Tuesdays.
@isaakwinkle5305
3 жыл бұрын
“Tell your damn boyfriend to warn you next time before he shoots”
@nevaehharris9562
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao.
@-ava-is-dead-9816
2 жыл бұрын
@MaybeF1 idk my friend idk
@luciferdontreadmydescription
2 жыл бұрын
@@-ava-is-dead-9816 sperm
@-ava-is-dead-9816
2 жыл бұрын
@@luciferdontreadmydescription o
@hor4234
2 жыл бұрын
@MaybeF1 hahaha....
@sI0m0
3 жыл бұрын
I was playing with eyeliner, and I guess it got into my eye and I kid you not MY ENTIRE EYE turned BLACK looked like something from a freaking horror movie but I washed it out in a panic-😃
@dino359
3 жыл бұрын
oh gee 🥲
@ineffable_may
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mamacita278
3 жыл бұрын
I saw a KZitem video in the same thing happened to the girl in it that was terrifying y’all should look it up
@Zoe.m.
3 жыл бұрын
Eye-liners are made so if you get it in your eye it's not going to do any harm if not they'd get sued.
@Moo-2310
3 жыл бұрын
I did that a couple weeks ago. I looked terrifying lol.
@Persephoneswitchery
2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t ready for the end 😂
@sweetteacurls
2 жыл бұрын
I had to have that done as a kid. My little cousin was playing with my mom's key ring which had a pepper spray on it. He spayed me good too. That was the most painful thing ever!
@reeeeeeee4854
3 жыл бұрын
Him:did ya ever get any thing in your eye that hurts so bad that you wanted to rip of your eye and become a cyclops? Me:* says nothing * Him: Me too friend, me too.
@dwil2802
3 жыл бұрын
It’s your delivery. It’s priceless. Has me laughing every time. You’re great.
@tamakismistress6135
2 жыл бұрын
He has no chill omg😭😭
@SparkySam
Жыл бұрын
Literally the contact lenses things you were talking about is exactly how I described what I got at the ER to people
@mgthebee7043
3 жыл бұрын
My friend had that happen to him. He accidently sprayed sunscreen in his eye
@Lily-lp5dg
3 жыл бұрын
Same that hurt so bad! My eyes are watering just thinking about it 😂
@WlSTERllA
3 жыл бұрын
my dumbass got pepper pray on my eyes after seeing it under the sink and touching it. it hurt like a bitch
@mgthebee7043
3 жыл бұрын
@@WlSTERllA bruhhhhh 💀💀
@jboss4671
3 жыл бұрын
@@mgthebee7043 lmaoooo
@gacha_nerd9408
3 жыл бұрын
I have accidentally squirted sanitizer in my eye! I still regret it-
@amuffinlad5199
3 жыл бұрын
"Before he 'shoots' ". Ah, greatest thing I heard all day
@chanelleyoungentrepreneur779
2 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOL the start was brilliant 😂😂
@mannymorales3851
2 жыл бұрын
He's so enthusiastic when It comes to cutting someone or talking about a hospital
@Tokys.
3 жыл бұрын
bodely fluids from your boyfriend... hold up-
@onekebabpls4236
3 жыл бұрын
M-meliodas sama?
@nuggetinitaylor1109
3 жыл бұрын
I really like your pfp!! May I know where can I save it pls
@fancyball
3 жыл бұрын
🧍♀️🏃💨
@heartszforGod
2 жыл бұрын
Saliva, blood, or pee.
@ok6114
2 жыл бұрын
But I'm single, virgin 🥺🥺 and not 18
@mysmirandam.6618
2 жыл бұрын
Some men take "dont shoot till you see the white in her eyes" quite literally...and , That's how you get pinkeye
@jakenedo3110
2 жыл бұрын
Just watching this video made me tear up
@baguiolysanemesis4075
2 жыл бұрын
I always find him funny lmao
@CaptainRudy4021
3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest one so far 😂😂😂😂
@sniping2319
3 жыл бұрын
This series makes the qoute "We know a thing or 2 because we've seen a thing or 2." So much better
@Lol-gz9mk
2 жыл бұрын
The cyclops thing killed me😂
@shanestuart-ramirez429
2 жыл бұрын
Stevioe keeo the content comin' . New nurse here.. keep sending out that real school advice and training you dont get in school. We love you man!!@@
@historygeek9545
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine having this guy as your bioligy teacher, amazing!
@LaydeeLia
2 жыл бұрын
Had one like him in gr 9. Had us scrape the inside of our cheek to look at under a microscope. One girl shouts, "Ew, mine is moving!" so teacher walks over and looks in her microscope, lifts his head, shrugs his shoulders, and casually says, "Meh, it's just sperm." Somebody must have said something to the school board because from then on, instead of swabbing cheeks, the science class used the thin translucent skin from in between 2 layers of an onion.
@TLK9419
2 жыл бұрын
@@LaydeeLia lol. Great story! What a savage teacher
@sidrakhan08
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah... He'd be great BIOLOGY teacher
@elaadesigns
2 жыл бұрын
@@LaydeeLia the onion one is more like my school
@blujay3841
3 жыл бұрын
idk guys, he seemed pretty salty and reminiscent at the end-
@thefuckingboogeyman
10 ай бұрын
This man is funny and describes everyone’s pain relatably
@auztistc
2 жыл бұрын
*He shoots, He scores*
@Dibbydibble
3 жыл бұрын
I love how passive aggressive he is I can’t 😭
@lolzerkal972
3 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t ready for him to say ‘before he shoots’ 😂😂
@kingoftheearth2149
2 жыл бұрын
I been avoiding saying this but after seeing so many many shorts from this Doctor. I think i found who I want as my own personal physician. Why, you ask.... watch the videos for yourself. It is self evident as to why.
@kurra8106
2 жыл бұрын
This reflects how frequent that "kind" of adult injury was, that made it unforgettable for this man
@nursemarn
3 жыл бұрын
I love the way you put things! It’s probably the best way to communicate with some patients!🤣
@oarma2839
3 жыл бұрын
This man couldn't be any funnier... im dying rn (Edit) no pun intended
@Cats4liffe
2 жыл бұрын
Me too friend, me too. -Steveioe
@bungsbodulus
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never gone to the er but I just looove watching this guy
@bribear3557
3 жыл бұрын
i teared up when he said, "just hold on, it gets better" 🤧
@janvi_roni
3 жыл бұрын
I have been binging his short Vids for two hours now.... No regrets 😌
@Dorky_Artist
2 жыл бұрын
I just love the emoji that he turned into a cyclops. I wish that was a real emoji now.
@erynaqhuzaimi2775
2 жыл бұрын
He did it ladies and gentlemen, he only swore twice *Give him a round of applause*
@mariannepiiksi5317
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@foxygir0964
3 жыл бұрын
This guy🤣🤣🤣 I can’t he just gives you the straight reality of stuff🤣
@aidenayala2223
3 жыл бұрын
I’m amazed at the fact this man LITERALLY made a cyclops emoji
@mazeage4149
2 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager I was working at McDonald's and oil ended up jumping and jumping into my eye. The relief after getting my eye washed out was crazy
@belindaj4732
Жыл бұрын
Haha love this dude haha. Would not have expected to hear this from him. Asians normally don’t swear. I love it lol 😂
@eclypsaqueen7013
3 жыл бұрын
Lolol this is almost exactly what our science teacher told us about the eye rinse station “it looks like it hurts, but trust me it’ll hurt less than that perfume you got in your eye” that’s usually what she got kids coming in for lolol
@TeiwazTheGoat
3 жыл бұрын
I work with solvents a lot, and get stuff like MEK in my eyes. MEK burns like alcohol and is awfully painful, but the best thing to do is open your eyes. Reason being is MEK dries incredibly fast to air so it’ll actually evaporate off your eyes. You’ll have dry ass eyes after but no more burning.
@Meandmyrat23
2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos so much because I am wanting to be a doctor when I can get the application
@Ho-opono
Жыл бұрын
My eye hurts so fucking bad right now but I can't stop laughing lmao
@pyro323
3 жыл бұрын
My right eye lens got scratched from a wood chip hitting it. I was too close to a chainsaw. Man, did that suck. They sprayed my eye with a special solution at the ER and I got to play Pirate for a day. Shiver me timbers! 🏴☠️ 🦜
@dogdog7883
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody is going to talk about how painful/uncomfortable that sounds 😬
@spookywitch0x0
2 жыл бұрын
And scarry.... 🤯 I have anxiety just from imagining it all..
@buffturtleman3883
2 жыл бұрын
This man is full of humor big brain he is the ultimate human being
@jimmy_playz3325
2 жыл бұрын
Cyclops part killes me 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@cheetahdolcini2526
3 жыл бұрын
You just reminded me of the first time I got artificial nails. No I didn't get nail glue in my eyes. I have never been able to grow my nails, so I decided to get some fake nails. And while they weren't dragon lady nails, they were significantly long. That night, when I went to work, the ER was short staffed so I was floated from Ortho, the floor I normally work, to the ER. That night we had 2 people come in complaining of a foreign body in their eye & guess who had to prepare their eye so that the ER physician could examine them. I don't know who was more scared at that moment. Me with about an inch or so of fingernail on each finger, that I'm still trying to figure out how to function with, or the patients having someone with such looong nails manipulating their eyelids in order to apply drops & dye to the afflicted eye. Somehow I managed to get the drops & dye into both patient's eye without gouging them out in the process. And I don't think that either patient was any the wiser about the situation at hand (no pun intended). It turned out to be much easier to accomplish with those long artificial nails that then it was to figure out how to tuck in the sheets while changing the linens on an occupied hospital bed. That in & of it's self was a real adventure in frustration! PS: Morgan Lens??? You youngsters have got it far too easy now days with all these new fangled gadgets!
@rainezx6161
3 жыл бұрын
Why does he give off claptrap vibes from the Borderlands series???😂😂
@Lyss198
3 жыл бұрын
You aren't wrong though, he really does 😂
@tootieisgod6015
3 жыл бұрын
Lol he does
@Mistress1337
3 жыл бұрын
If he starts calling us meat bags, I’ll die. Lol
@tootieisgod6015
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mistress1337 so will I lol
@crackbaby5213
2 жыл бұрын
How to make anything. Litterally anything. Sound condasending. Just be this guy 👍
@goheezy4933
2 жыл бұрын
He so calm with what he say lol I love it
@mary-ellennaffaa3399
3 жыл бұрын
Once I was like I think 7 and I found my moms perfume and I didn't notice it was pointing at me and I sprayed it twince in my eyes thinking that's what perfume does like 3 seconds later I started screaming and my aunt put *cucumbers* on my eyes.
@christopheredwards9904
3 жыл бұрын
@@emma8859 TL;DR My uncle as a kid pepper sprayed my mom and my grandma is a possible emergency NASCAR driver. My uncle (when he was 6) found pepper spray in my grandma's purse and decided he'd "spray his sister (my mom who was 8) with the 'special perfume'" and it got right in her eyes, in pretty sure this part is fabricated hut my grandma went 75 the whole time to the ER.
@avaann279
2 жыл бұрын
Ahh never gets old “Tips from the ER”
@ltsGracie
3 ай бұрын
To be honest, thank you for posting this video because when you got to the wash your eye part I washed my eyes because I got washing hand soap in my eye. Thank you
@lv3575
10 ай бұрын
Yoooo this doctor is WILD 😂
@jkeller4173
3 жыл бұрын
Once where I was young we where shooting fireworks on New Years and I had trouble doing mine and after it shot some sparks got in my eye..I’m fine now but it was pretty scary
@Night-Lord
2 жыл бұрын
This resonates with me deeply on many levels
@tiffanypersaud3518
2 жыл бұрын
I was honestly waiting for tips from the ER for significant other incidents. I don’t know how health practitioners deal with things.
@manlypineapple1806
2 жыл бұрын
Suspiciously specific
@jnzk6467
2 жыл бұрын
You can also buy these little kits of a small eyeball cup with saline to put the cup on the open eye and try blink it out
@kelda2608
3 жыл бұрын
I one time got nail polish in my eye- I can explain it in one emoji 🔥
@chrisnelson3691
2 жыл бұрын
The Morgan lens isn't that bad, it's a weird feeling but damn it feels a whole hell of a lot better than whatever is stuck in your eye, they also have some amazing numbing drops that work incredibly well.
@realxtraki11er
2 жыл бұрын
I remember having that happen to me. My eye felt so clean when it was done
@uninteresteddinosaur6061
3 жыл бұрын
I remember like 4 years ago I was at a store and got red pepper juice in my eyes and holy crap, that shit hurt like hell! But all I did was rub it, eventually leaving it alone, and then to be told I should have been listening to my mom. There’s nothing wrong with my eye but now I’m lowkey scared to even look at pepper. 🌶 🧍♀️
@Ella-rp9tv
3 жыл бұрын
I had a huge stye inside of my eye a few months ago, and it got huge and puffy, but went away after a week and a half, and luckily I didn't have to go to a doctor 😅
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