the love hypotesis reviews are so over the top sounds like these people have never read a book before 😭
@hipstamom
2 жыл бұрын
A literary masterpiece?! I loved The Love Hypothesis and that's over the top ridiculous.
@eugeniaagnesrombelayuk1789
2 жыл бұрын
those glowing five-stars reviews have me putting that book on pedestal and now im scared the hardcore fans would attack me on goodreads -- and i agree with you, people treated that book as if its never been done before what the hell. this type of stuff has been all over wattpad for ages.
@siweslibrary
2 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced they're getting marketing coin because no way 😭
@isyykim9708
2 жыл бұрын
@@eugeniaagnesrombelayuk1789 ikr…. It just rubs me the wrong way cause I’ve read romance books by poc authors with 1000 times more talent then her, and they don’t even get close to the same amount of recognition or positive reviews.
@christ5711
2 жыл бұрын
Now I KNOW I did not just hear “submissive and breedable”😭😭😭 I HATE IT HERE
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
We have been traumatized
@dimerymichaels3539
2 жыл бұрын
Yikes. 😭😭
@Sidmarine
2 жыл бұрын
Not even for a Sjm book either 😭
@user-vy2hz6fl6x
2 жыл бұрын
It hurts 😭💀
@varasdelibros6006
2 жыл бұрын
Lets just hope they don't breed...
@alexandramarino8447
2 жыл бұрын
"Girlboss, gatekeep, and gaslight" is the new live laugh love
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@strangerdan4860
2 жыл бұрын
Y'know... as an actual woman in STEM.... I'd almost rather not have representation.....
@Sarah-hc6kj
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@JulEnglefaris
2 жыл бұрын
This comment sent me over the edge 🧪🧬🔬🤣
@imogen9409
2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@jio5680
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao now I can't stop hysterically laughing
@cheesygrl12
2 жыл бұрын
“Is this the first book you’ve ever read?!” that had me falling out LMAOOOOO
@sdrawkcabemdaer5
2 жыл бұрын
Loooool this is why when I hate a book I only go looking for other 1 & 2 star reviews so I can feel justified 😂
@unprofessionalcritic3107
2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see raving reviews that contain the words "literary masterpiece" for a clearly not well-written book (I'm not saying said book isn't enjoyable, that's subjective), I silently question their critical thinking ability and wonder about how many other books they actually have read in their lifetime. ☕
@moustik31
2 жыл бұрын
This is savage. 😂
@maria-aquariusunbound
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I'll check out their faves shelf and it all makes sense why they think a book like Love Hypothesis is a "literary masterpiece".
@notthemostread
2 жыл бұрын
@@maria-aquariusunbound I do that too! 😂😂
@levisparabatai
2 жыл бұрын
So many moments in this cracked me up but the delivery of “Two beloved characters fans have been clamouring for. What fans? Whom? WHOMST?” has me SOBBING 😂
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@kaylees270
2 жыл бұрын
The review for the Love hypothesis that Jess didn’t think was real sounded like some publisher who doesn’t know current slang or something wrote a review just to use gen-z buzzwords not realizing they are negative not positive (like gaslighting). 😂 This video was so entertaining!
@dylanwickersham5610
2 жыл бұрын
"That was absolutely one of the worst reviews that I've ever read in my life and I'm very upset that I clicked on it. What is going on? Okay I'm gonna find one more!" I am DECEASED!
@skullfullofbooks7398
2 жыл бұрын
Never heard "he had my legs DIVORCED" before and I just cackled! 🤣
@deesant2507
2 жыл бұрын
"you need to seek help because this sounds like a medical condition" I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tmschmidt
2 жыл бұрын
“It’s like saying mayonnaise is spicy…what spice?!” I dying. This has to be on a shirt 🤣🤣🤣
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Player-jr4gj
2 жыл бұрын
some people need to read a really good 200k fanfic and raise their standards cuz nothing sjm has written lately has been good lmao
@someonefromearth5231
2 жыл бұрын
Well. Recommend some
@fx4426m
Жыл бұрын
ao3 delivers better than sjm
@MishaAria
2 жыл бұрын
Sarah J Maas, I have never read her books, but she seems like an Ikea product.. everyone has one.
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah !!
@_Mike.85
Жыл бұрын
Pure Kallax author
@erin-4464
2 жыл бұрын
These reviews for Love Hypothesis leads me to believe these people haven’t read either good romance books OR fanfics 😂 please y’all use that google machine better
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
I’m worried for them
@jenniferreads6536
2 жыл бұрын
Yess to this!
@luzvez
2 жыл бұрын
girl I need some good recommendations.
@JulEnglefaris
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of thirst for the Love Hypothesis is on another level I swear to god 😭 #yikes
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
I really don’t understand
@agnesmetanomski6730
2 жыл бұрын
Sarah J. Maas "becoming foundational to every bookshelf"......I guess my bookshelves do not count in "every bookshelf" 😂 No Sarah J. Maas on them
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
You are missing your foundational text !
@agnesmetanomski6730
2 жыл бұрын
@@JessOwens Well, I guess I'll just keep having a foundational gap 😂
@justpepper5126
2 жыл бұрын
It's a bad day on booktube when Jess finally decides to cancel people. ☠ "There's not even pepper." You are correct, I am not in that book. 🤣 Edit: I agree that we need to have a serious conversation about what counts as good romance. Our book club should get together and talk about it. The children need to know.
@elnorakelly16
2 жыл бұрын
I think there’s a certain demographic that will say anything is five stars if it contains a blank space girl boss theme
@chooselovebooks
2 жыл бұрын
This was a blast! I'm dying 😂. Spicy as mayonnaise 😂😂. Now I really want a video sequel with the opposite!! A tipsy video where you just read low reviews for your 5 star books !!!!
@keke176
2 жыл бұрын
I listened to Love Hypothesis on audio...2.5 stars. There is nothing memorable about the characters other than how they drink coffee. One of my favorite booktubers "loved" it (I no longer trust her), so I reread. DNFd, then changed rating to 1.
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@user-vy2hz6fl6x
2 жыл бұрын
😭💀damn
@BlueberryPickles
2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "is this the first book you've ever read". Jess you are an international treasure.
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
🥰🥰🥰
@brgettinmoney
2 жыл бұрын
These reviews sound like they were written by the teams at spotify at buzzfeed
@pal_lili_stine
2 жыл бұрын
that love hypothesis review was traumatizing
@KD-CD
2 жыл бұрын
"It ain't fabricated" *whispers* "It is" -fav part of the video 😭
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@jio5680
2 жыл бұрын
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS THERE ARE GOOD FANFICS OUT THERE! I'm so tired of ppl comparing anything badly written to fanfiction.
@alenanela1743
2 жыл бұрын
OMG THE “bewitched me body mind soul” DO NOT QUOTE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD! DO NOT DISRESPECTTTTTTT
@SBrown-og3nr
2 жыл бұрын
Who...who wrote that second review for The Love Hypothesis? Like, I loved the book, and I am eyerolling that review. And also all the Ninth House ones. But also, I need a drunk Jess reading 1 star reviews of your favorite books a la Emily Fox.
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
That second review can’t be real !!!
@JD-dz9lx
2 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t even finish The Love Hypothesis. Your first rant of this book was spot on, and I loved this rant too. LOLLLLLL.
@charleysmith5849
2 жыл бұрын
"No I gave it two stars, I hated it. 2 stars and lower I hated the book." 😂😂 I creased
@excruciatingsleep
2 жыл бұрын
I actually liked Ninth House, but your criticisms are valid: she never goes to class, everyone's up each other's ass about being ~at Yale~, and it didn't feel like Bardugo completed her thoughts on the myriad issues she brought up. But it was an interesting potboiler with magical elements. The other two, I agree with. I like Ayman's reviews, so when she was gung-ho about Love Hypothesis I rolled my eyes the whole time. Also Maas is Not Good. Can't we throw her in a garbage can with Cassie Claire? Also, the bit with taking off your glasses and them putting them back on again gave an me instant serotonin boost.
@damekkoDark
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, those secret societies made sure she didn't get booted out of there. Corrupt higher education but make it magical I like ninth house a lot tbh and some question will be answered in later books probably
@unprofessionalcritic3107
2 жыл бұрын
Ugh... I pray for that day when throwing Maas to the garbage can will happen.
@SloanePaoPow
2 жыл бұрын
I love your rants, Jess! They are second-hand cathartic!
@JustTiffers
2 жыл бұрын
The anger on “what spice?” I’m dying. This is too good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #SpicyMayo
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
Will never be over it 🤣
@KourttneyL
2 жыл бұрын
I love your rants and thoughts on books everyone hyped up! 👏🏻 Also *not me getting nervous and hopes that she doesn’t find my one paragraph review* 👀
@serenity8910
2 жыл бұрын
Why did I think it was a good idea to put on a sheet mask and relax while watching this video? I can't stop laughing!!! 🤣
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@Sirdeln
2 жыл бұрын
The way you say "literary masterpiece" is SO 😭😂
@kimaya4503
2 жыл бұрын
"he had my legs divorced" is SENDING ME..
@jac8313
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats a good rant about petty things.
@joyahawkrose3984
2 жыл бұрын
Honest the second to last review for The Love Hypothesis just made me uncomfortable
@JD-dz9lx
2 жыл бұрын
I could not believe what I was hearing.
@Satyaapatel
2 жыл бұрын
Yesss when you put your glasses on I knew shit is going to get ripped up. “WHAT SPICE?! WHAT SPICE?!”👩🍳🤌💋
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
Tired of being lied to !!
@StaringInAmira
2 жыл бұрын
🤣 the way I hated the love hypothesis
@lilygrant2525
2 жыл бұрын
That "I'm tired and equally done" look is exactly how I feel when I read popular books...thinking I'm going to like them and then I need up not liking them 😫
@JoshsBookishVoyage
2 жыл бұрын
I rate these reactions 5/5 stars.
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
Why thank you 🥰
@LetMeintheLibrary
2 жыл бұрын
The way you make eye contact with the camera like 🤨🤨🤨🤨 is killing meeeeee
@JeRsEyFeMmE
2 жыл бұрын
The way I hollered and laughed auirng this whole video 🤣🤣🤣. Pure entertainment sis! 😆
@nunyabiz1266
Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I found your page. I haven’t even read these yet but this rant was fabulous. I’m snorting and crying at the same time. Thank you 😂😂😂
@angierivera7481
2 жыл бұрын
Your reactions are 100% gold and I cackled my way through this video. 😂🤣
@lindaharrison3240
2 жыл бұрын
“ This book is garbage!” 🤣 Tell it, Jess! I’m so here for this. Rip on it! You can tell when someone hasn’t read it and just wanted to say a bunch of trashy stuff.
@TheFangirlMixtape
2 жыл бұрын
I held it together until the face you made after reading out "submissive and breedable" 💀
@lisabscreativeworld9238
2 жыл бұрын
Me laughing and snorting coffee out my nose!!! 😂 You kill me!
@MinMin-ks2dr
2 жыл бұрын
Omgg you’re too funny “they have the personality of my post it notes & not even cuz mine are pink and they’re the beige ones” 😂😂
@itisImanila
2 жыл бұрын
This video had me ctfu! 😂😂 I felt the way you felt especially about Love Hypothesis and am so glad you're saying it for me! Hahaha!
@k.d.r.3980
2 жыл бұрын
This whole rant had me dying! I am here for ranting, tipsy Jess! 😆😆
@CatApocalypse
2 жыл бұрын
I've been surprised by the folks who've been praising The Love Hypothesis, and I'm like... Really? The ReyLo fanfic?? If I try it, it's gonna be from the library, I'm not buying it 💀
@brunatonella
2 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold, words are not enough to describe it 🤣
@larakinan7081
2 жыл бұрын
I have never seen a roast go so hard, I LOVE IT LOL
@danirossas
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this had me dying 😂 I thought I had liked the love hypothesis but you pointed out good facts and now I’m like ehhh ima return the book.
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!
@RobinReads
2 жыл бұрын
I. Am. Wheezing. I was not prepared for this level of hilarity. I hope you do this again
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chicoladogski
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a member of a reading group that has recently read The Love Hypothesis and they're all raving about it. It's so ridiculous.
@futchslug
2 жыл бұрын
The drama of your readings… loving it living for it 😂😂💜💜
@leedorashinee
2 жыл бұрын
I did love and gave 5 stars to Ninth House but it is entertaining to see you read 5 star reviews when you didn’t like it. 😂
@aftondeonce
2 жыл бұрын
Sweethand is THAT. GWORL.
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
YES. GAWD
@bookishnatie9614
2 жыл бұрын
The safety of getting some of the books on kindle or from the library lol.
@bb_reads
2 жыл бұрын
I love this video so much! One of my favs from you so far. ❤️❤️
@daytrel6854
2 жыл бұрын
GIRL! You did that! This video gave what it was supposed to give. LMAO 🤣 🤣 this roast gave me life and I enjoyed every single secong. Your thoughts were spot on and the Mayonnaise reference was EPIC. Thanks for the laughs
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🥰 why thank you
@theliftingchemist
Жыл бұрын
this had me AND my husband DYINGGGGG pls do more tipsy youtube videos
@DaniDacey
2 жыл бұрын
Please do this again. I was dying from start to finish. 😂
@HG-ok4yp
2 жыл бұрын
Question re. The Love Hypothesis. Is the kiss that starts the whole thing consensual, like does she ask for permission? Because the way it keeps being described makes it sound like she just assaults a coworker.
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
No she doesn’t, she just kisses him
@someonefromearth5231
2 жыл бұрын
She did ask him.. and as an answer he snorted, which she had mistaken as a yes and kissed him. Even adam acknowledges that it was assault and threatens to report her but of course he didn't cuz you know.. This a cringey romance book and they're the "main characters"
@AlexieBees
2 жыл бұрын
I love this video and this idea!! It would be so fun to watch you tipsy one star review of your favorite books as well!! It could be a good idea if you ever want to be tipsy and react to more book reviews
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
I am so nervous to do that, they gone hurt my feelings 🥴
@olangericmvelazquezmunoz2081
2 жыл бұрын
The mayo thing had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣
@psychicsocial
Жыл бұрын
Monte?!? The craziest plot twist of the year.
@faithmo5347
2 жыл бұрын
I bought the love hypothesis to see if it lives up to the hype or not, and yet I'm stuck after the first chapter because the writing is just so, fanfic, and not even good fanfic. It put me in a reading slump because I'm just absolutely dreaded reading this book.
@vic70ria
2 жыл бұрын
Jess ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣 I have no words because I can’t stop laughing
@trishawood2997
2 жыл бұрын
😂 you had me LOL this whole video! Love it! 🍷🍷
@writebeat294
2 жыл бұрын
Lol! Jess, you petty AF but I love it! I really enjoyed The Love Hypothesis but I do think some of the reviews were over the top. Love this video and your initial rant.
@derekdavis5310
2 жыл бұрын
Please do this kind of video again! That was the laugh I needed today! 🤣
@Cinia18
2 жыл бұрын
People that get paid to do reviews on goodreads don’t even try and be subtle these days 😬
@PamNg
2 жыл бұрын
what in the pumpkin spiced latte is the deal with TLH i don't GETT ITTT
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Ashley-gq9xy
2 жыл бұрын
I will never understand the absolute chokehold miss Sarah Janet Maas has on the book community cause I could not even finish a single book of hers. I'm convinced at this point her fans will buy 6 copies of whatever 800 page, unedited book she publishes, no matter what it's about. Amazing.
@meganandrews4573
2 жыл бұрын
You’re me when I’m three drinks in😂. You’re facial expressions had me laughing so hard!
@HaleyJeanASMR
Жыл бұрын
a year later and the love hypothesis reviews STILLLLL have me on the FLOOORRRR LMFAOOO
@JGVIllustrations
2 жыл бұрын
You had me at “extrAH-vah-gahnza!” Dead 💀 I liked love hypothesis but I had to suspend a lot of standards to allow that to happen so I def get your 2nstar review on it. I haven’t read ninth house but it sounds pretentious as hell
@KourttneyL
2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see what you have to say about the black dagger brotherhood romance books! 😂
@aletheac3400
2 жыл бұрын
I think she would be more the one who set the genre than sjm. I love me some Jr ward
@dimerymichaels3539
2 жыл бұрын
Brutal 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for doing this tipsy! We all want to have some drinks and just demolish things we hate!
@lisaplummer8144
2 жыл бұрын
I need wine now. You made me belly laugh.
@ladystark9652
2 жыл бұрын
Omg when you started in about a Court of Silver Flames I died!!!🤣🤣🤪🤯💯💀 I can't understand the love for that book and I'm glad someone else feels the same!
@ravenwingedwolf13
2 жыл бұрын
It only makes sense that I caught this video while I was brewing tea.
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
Perfect 😌
@cifafs3
2 жыл бұрын
The 2nd review lmao 💀💀💀💀💀
@booksandthings8297
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs, such a funny rant. These reviews cannot be real 👀 i need to check if they aren't trolling
@elizabeths739
2 жыл бұрын
I also wrote a essay in my ACOSF review. I do like it a lot, don't judge me
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jamilastonesworld
2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard 🤣 this vid is awesome 👌
@chrystalnyan-5285
2 жыл бұрын
the love hypothesis 5 star reviews are my personal villian arc.
@nelvalostinpages5846
2 жыл бұрын
I haven't read any of these but I'm over here cackling lmao can't wait to read the Love Hypothesis so i know what side i fall on (but not in a rush to actually read it 💀)
@mathildes8583
2 жыл бұрын
I got an ad immediately after "from front to the back... wait what?" and it was the most comically paced thing ever
@monaerichelle808
2 жыл бұрын
“Whom?!” “WHOMST?!” Ctfu 😂
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@Dasha-pv1xk
2 жыл бұрын
"there is barely salt" - lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@Lilac-and-Gooseberries
2 жыл бұрын
Angry, tipsy rant reviews from you are now my favourite. So glad I subscribed to you, you’re awesome! 😂
@JessOwens
2 жыл бұрын
🥰🥰🥰 thank you
@myanimationchannel
Жыл бұрын
Just coming across you today, you are fkn amazing lmao fantastic personality 🎉
@smellofwinter
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Ali Hazelwood’s irl besties wrote those reviews.
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