I been listening to Silverchair, now, I wish I was a freak Been reading The River Ophelia, I'd love a masochistic streak But I am just a normal guy, I even use a capital 'S' Why, I'd rather tell the papers that I secretly crossdress Women Who Run With Men Who Hate Wolves just left me unimpressed I'm sure that I'd be happier if I could be more depressed To get anywhere these days it seems a problem's a necessity Your father's gay, heroin's passé, just another fashion accessory I tried recovered memory, but that put me in a bind 'Cause I became hypnotically aware my dad was really kind You might have once been traumatised, but we're not all similarly blessed I'm sure that I'd be happier if I could be more depressed I went along to the men's movement - "Stop crying, girl," they'd shout Steve Biddulph, who wrote that Manhood book, got up and punched my fucking lights out I went along to the women's room but all I did was get it wrong I told 'em "Smack Your Bitch Up" was my current favourite song "But The Prodigy's so confronting," I tried vainly to protest I'm sure that I'd be happier if I could be more depressed I lied to the gambling helpline, said I'd made my family poor When I asked what chance recovery, they quoted me 9/4 I rang that Alan Jones guy up, but he couldn't help me either "You a battler or a bludger?" he said; it turns out, I was neither "Come back when you're a stereotype if you wanna be in the press" I'm sure that I'd be happier if I could be more depressed Finally I told the wife the reason I'd been so undemanding And what was worse, she took it well, and was totally understanding Those self-destructing relationships are simply too much fuss Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Huh, I gotta say, not us Would you believe I like my kids? Can you get more mentally messed? I'm sure that I'd be happier if I could be more depressed Why is it just so hard for me to take things way too far? I'd like to travel beyond good and evil, but first I gotta wash the car I'd like to get a nipple ring and connect it to my dodger But somehow it just doesn't seem to suit a bloke whose name is Roger I'd be a member of the underclass, but they'd laugh at how I dressed I'm sure that I'd be happier if I could be more depressed Oh well, so it looks like I got to give up my dream of joining the Bad Seeds Those guys can't handle confronting concepts, like "thanks" and "please" Sneaking 16 things in the "12 items only" aisle will be my biggest sin It's the shopping center of modern consciousness that I will stay trapped in I buy my junk from off the streets - I find the Trading Post's the best: I'm sure that I'd be happier if I could be more depressed I just know I can't be creative - why? I'm not depressed enough Yet I wish I was the guy who wrote "If You're Creative, Get Stuffed" There's a competition going to have the most painful lives But the pain you feel from nine to five I guess don't qualify Your life might be miserable, but that don't stop your art from being crappier I'm sure that I would be more depressed if I wasn't happier
@JustMusicAndStuff
5 жыл бұрын
1:05.. R.I.P Keith Flint! 3 decades of TISM & they'll never stop impressing me =D
@dcliffe8539
Жыл бұрын
can't believe its only 215, love tism the patch
@HumpasaurJones
9 жыл бұрын
Motherfucking geniuses. Just found them in 2015. Late Pass.
@GumballForAPenny
7 жыл бұрын
It took an embarrassingly long time for me to logically understand the final line.
@madloz76
11 жыл бұрын
Words of wisdom.
@curtt21
12 жыл бұрын
Not just funny... but smart too! :) Haven't heard TISM in ages... love 'em!
@Not2L84SoulM8
12 жыл бұрын
fantastic!
@beauanderson7187
8 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@thies7831
5 жыл бұрын
This Is Seriously Happy ..
@kotahurt
4 жыл бұрын
But things cant be all that bad, even if the families of tarīnkōṭ eat cassava!!!
@sploofmcsterra4786
6 жыл бұрын
Everyone goes through their own pain, everyone has their own struggles. People shouldn't be made to feel their issues aren't as valid because they don't sound as bad. They're bad for you and that's all that matters. Wish he hadn't used the word depressed though. Not the right word.
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