How is LeeAnn simultaneously the rock of the family and the also the most ridiculous character in a sitcom episode? 😂 "I ain't fallin' for no trick! He thinks he's magic, he AIN'T magic!" 😂😂
@toddyounghans7733
Сағат бұрын
That's because bert is delusional about his life lmaoo
@maxsigmon8804
6 сағат бұрын
I'm a simple man, if Top Dog is in the title, I watch. RIP Top Dog
@Bilow_Selhi
2 сағат бұрын
I miss the days when the poors = Tim and top dog was still among us...Unfortunately, sometimes, we move forward. Keep em high and tight there feller.
@rschultz9492
2 сағат бұрын
💯 🕊️ 😇 🐶
@Dannyj86
Сағат бұрын
D@@Bilow_Selhi
@willpruitt7211
5 сағат бұрын
"Don't even bring up the surgery" "You brought it up first" "IM NOT LIKE YOU TOM"
@AsiaOfTheMultiverse
Сағат бұрын
@ ~3:20 "If I have to have surgery, maybe I'll just die first." As crazy as that sounds, I think the same way. Going to any doctor, dentist appt is absolutely terrifying for my anxiety! 🤪🤣
@stephenvermeer9991
5 сағат бұрын
Ive never seen a redder face on someone who isn’t sunburnt or incredibly angry. Good work Burk, Looking healthy
@tntrolly9244
2 сағат бұрын
#Bur(n)t
@Tonygunk6969
6 сағат бұрын
Bert is about as jacked as a fucking sailor with hepatomegaly
@GatsbyMyself
6 сағат бұрын
Bert looks like an ice cube in a Bloody Mary.
@DefferJohn
4 сағат бұрын
Spot on there mate! 😉👌🏼
@JamesonMarten
4 сағат бұрын
Next level observation! 😂
@TheBillyRosewood
3 сағат бұрын
Looks more like he gets drunk and beats women named Mary till they’re Bloody
@williemassey7326
35 минут бұрын
Comment of the year
@russellmohr9758
4 сағат бұрын
"I hope I'll STILL be jacked when I'm 60"....Oh, Brother....Dude is so Bertlusional...!!!!
@badadm-bp9qr
5 сағат бұрын
Tom doing his kids' voice gets me dying every time. He is raising legit psychos !!!
@daegiovanni5864
6 сағат бұрын
uh-oh, did we get Cocaine Bert today?
@610zero
6 сағат бұрын
i can’t stand how Bert pronounces tattoo😂😂
@nnelson4501
6 сағат бұрын
It's not even like an alternate pronunciation it's just completely wrong lol
@dirtyliving480
5 сағат бұрын
I had to rewind to believe it
@zach_actual
5 сағат бұрын
Or Ben Affleck
@Sid00077
5 сағат бұрын
Ahh, so that's what he was talking about. I kept hearing "a toos" and was confused
@Nora-rb6tr
5 сағат бұрын
this upsets me so much lol
@rockstrong4342
3 сағат бұрын
"Maybe I'll die before I have to deal with that." is something I say almost every day.
@spaceace41
5 сағат бұрын
Tom can't get out three sentences out before Bert interrupts.
@gamersweat3795
4 сағат бұрын
Remember when bert didnt force these laughs after every sentence
@krisdoke
3 сағат бұрын
No. It's his shtick.
@Slap_Shot1977
4 сағат бұрын
"Hopefully I'll still be jacked as fuck" - no one wants to tell him? Also that he thinks a scar would be the most distracting part of his body.... 🤣
@XI_Yeti
6 сағат бұрын
Bert trying to convince us he downloaded Acorns is the funniest shit ever
@diggingupnorth3453
5 сағат бұрын
and him saying "our landscaper said she took a vacation for free!" Also shows he does not understand how it works
@AF-cz3xl
3 сағат бұрын
catch-up, tuh-too's, ben uh-fleck. This shit really grinds my gears. JUST SAY IT RIGHT BERT
@forcesofkanto
3 сағат бұрын
cant forget nightmeer
@hypercept
Минут бұрын
He'll tell everyone left right up and down that it's just a joke, but in reality it's veiled dyslexia. Not as a learning disability, but just an overall lazy anti-intellectualism.
@asherh.4775
5 сағат бұрын
Ad reads are important because it’s the only time we hear Tom talk.
@WacKEDmaN
5 сағат бұрын
...ahh its time for Berts weekly psych therapy again....
@tesscheer
4 сағат бұрын
Tom's kids are future serial killers.......
@rogerwilco1777
45 минут бұрын
As soon as they learn daddy can buy them out of anything, Uday and Qusay Hussein will look like an after-school special compared to them.
@brandonlac9688
6 сағат бұрын
Welcome to one bear one dolphin
@dalelane1948
5 сағат бұрын
the dugong (mannity? for americans) is the species of dolphin represented
@Squirtlenuggetz
3 сағат бұрын
37 beers - one adulting
@KingCobra313
3 сағат бұрын
Dude....it's spelled Manatee 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I know you didn't go your whole life spelling it like that come on now @@dalelane1948
@MOHAWKris8
6 сағат бұрын
Still Jacked As Fuh! Yup! That’s Bert!!!😂😂😂
@Daveyjokes
4 сағат бұрын
LeeAnn K. Being a buzzkill at up close magic is so funny
@collinmorris
4 сағат бұрын
You guys do realize Tom gave us all a gift by plugging his dates, right from the top knowing it would trigger blork. Thanks papa jeans, ❤
@AllieSizzle
4 сағат бұрын
Bert dolphining over Tom’s dads college pay story is killin me
@cgraugaard
4 сағат бұрын
Camera is probably on Tom for less than 10 minutes
@calebfernandez7782
3 сағат бұрын
Bert living into his 60s 😂 he has 1 year left... TOPS !
@accelerate08
6 сағат бұрын
Bert and tom episode actually kind of happy for it
@andrewstraney6800
6 сағат бұрын
Hey I got upto 8 minutes into the pod! That’s better then the last 6 months
@collinmorris
4 сағат бұрын
Nice work brother, keep after it! 💪
@allanjim3
6 сағат бұрын
12:10 Bert picks his nose and flicks his booger onto the couch. He’s STILL the coolest of cool guys.
@shodanart
2 сағат бұрын
Okay….THIS time, Bert was funny! The stories of their dads; the kids; The 8 cheeseburgers. Some of both of the kid stories and all could be in their routine. 😂
@torosammy
4 сағат бұрын
Wanna play a game? Close your eyes and guess what you hear… is it a birds matting call, Asian porn, or Bert laughing?
@doctorb.5893
2 сағат бұрын
always the asian porn
@kenfox1975
4 сағат бұрын
I tried. Bert's laugh fucking hurts my ears. Back to the main mommy's pod.
@LucidityCubed
5 сағат бұрын
2Bears really reminds me of sitting in front of the TV as a kid. I get tired of the commercials and do something else
@shodanart
3 сағат бұрын
Oh gawd, the whole story of Tom’s dad giving an allowance to his sisters in college, so, Tom, “Do, how much am I getting?” Marine vet Dad: “What? An allowance? That’s different…You’re a guy” Is so funny.
@joshalred9565
2 сағат бұрын
Who wants to tell hardcore Keto Burnt that meatballs typically have breadcrumbs in them?
@TripleWieldGod
6 сағат бұрын
if bert wants he can adopt me and feed me ❤
@admiraloreo
4 сағат бұрын
Bert: “Its like black Rambo” My brain: SAMBO BERT! ITS LIKE SAMBO!
@imsatanscott
4 сағат бұрын
How can someone look like they have high enough blood pressure to fill a car tire and squeal like a dolphin without being hospitalized?
@cool_buster
5 сағат бұрын
Honestly bert has been growing on me recently. Justice for barfbag
@garyjohnston6921
4 сағат бұрын
Shh
@CowboyBobby601
5 сағат бұрын
Holy crap why are you people hating on Bort so much and still watching his show😂😂😂😂
@acmb6763
4 сағат бұрын
“I water picked my teeth real good so they bled this morning” 😂😂😂😂😂
@ryanlomax660
2 сағат бұрын
Bert can't relax to watching anything on TV but we all relax to hearing him freak out about dying
@schemp001
Сағат бұрын
The whole Austin Comedy scene is a “Self Licking Ice Cream Cone!”
@cas126
4 сағат бұрын
My favorite thing about Bart is when he's not around
@canadianrobot
3 сағат бұрын
We all just wanna be loved like Top Dog loved Tommy
@RPRsChannel
Сағат бұрын
*_Anyone else waiting 1h7mins for Bert to drink something for his dry throat?_*
@micahthomas705
6 сағат бұрын
No one who pronounces tattoo as "tato" should get one.
@WeezyWonka42
5 сағат бұрын
You can tell Tom's dad cared about him and Burt's couldn't wait to get him out of the house.
@collinmorris
4 сағат бұрын
This comment wins. 😂
@voltgod
3 сағат бұрын
Dont know why specifically, but you guys KNOCKED it out of the park with this episode!
@rippittupp5607
6 сағат бұрын
Can’t believe this but I’m going to highly agree with Bert on the doctor thing…when he was talking about the dental work and saying he might die first instead 😂😂😂
@GODOFWARS86
5 сағат бұрын
It’s funny how I found Bart first from the machine story , then Discovered Tim and I don’t wanna see Bart ever again
@RPRsChannel
6 сағат бұрын
---> *_Can't wait for Wednesday, so stoked to hear Christina tell all about the world changing airtight session she had with the Gallagher Bros._*
@rogerwilco1777
43 минут бұрын
Truly a Blessing in the Skies
@LawzyDog
4 сағат бұрын
8 sec in bert doesn't let tom promote his dates
@randallsavage13
5 сағат бұрын
4 Bert’s!! Fuck me dead 😵
@Jakesk8lamb
4 сағат бұрын
Who remembers when Bert was that red only from laughing or coughing and now he just exists and is a tomato he only has 2 years left max I’m telling you 😂😂😂
@kapoachsoverwatchchannel8945
4 сағат бұрын
I started a drinking game everytime Bert laughs like a crazy person you take a drink. Its seems tooo bee wrokkking ot prttey goood so fra yu should tyr it!
@EpicAndruzky
5 сағат бұрын
I used to deal with Bert but fuck dude his squeal is so annoying
@Anonymous12345-u
46 минут бұрын
No one can take their shirts off without Bert’s permission.
@gregs2965
5 сағат бұрын
Lmao easy Bert. Nobody is stealing ur bits.
@allanjim3
5 сағат бұрын
😂😂
@tenshunn
4 сағат бұрын
The only bit he has is the machine story. Other than that, not a damn thing he says is funny.
@ZacheryMaidment
4 сағат бұрын
We'd like to.thank our sponsor liquid death for sponsoring the podcast, bert opens a mountain dew right beside a liquid death 😂 this is how I know they aren't serious about they sponsors lol
@joshwooten7044
17 минут бұрын
Leeann fell for the ultimate trick marrying Bert and she refuses to fall for another one lol
@adammichener987
Сағат бұрын
"Sometimes my brain just says to do stuff".....is this the same kid that had the chainsaw dream?
@Don92595
4 сағат бұрын
Bert confessing to full physicals every 6months is a clear sign he’s expecting something to fail.
@XenoGen3sis
2 сағат бұрын
not the waking up every morning consumed by the thought of death???
@dustingroom7440
2 сағат бұрын
Nah, just means he isn’t poor. As you age you are supposed to go to the doctor for checkups more frequently but poors don’t understand that notion. 😂
@rogerwilco1777
53 минут бұрын
Bert: "I dont go to the Doctor". Bert: " I get checkups every 6months".. Dudes whole life is a Delusion
@ncdogdude
3 сағат бұрын
Bert. You’re not jacked NOW. What do you mean 😂
@Multimedia_Magic
2 сағат бұрын
I could listen to Tom tell stories about his kids for the whole podcast. In fact, it would be 100% better than any episode with Bart talking about himself.
@RPRsChannel
Сағат бұрын
*_"4l", just say a gallon Tom (3.8l)._*
@The.Adam.D
3 сағат бұрын
I suffered from insomnia for over 10 years. Got about 2 hours of sleep in 15 min increments. Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
@geofflitwin9020
13 минут бұрын
I think that’s a new record for Bert interrupting
@jproper
2 сағат бұрын
Poor Bert has an empty nest 🪹. For the first time in my life, I've heard him complain of an issue that wasn't 100% self-inflicted, and I can have real sympathy for him.
@jacobspears2796
5 сағат бұрын
Welcome to the Bertcast.
@chilloutdude3617
5 сағат бұрын
"Insert cliche negative statement about Bert here" Like every other desperate for attention do nothing 😉
@jKeelSeeLess
3 сағат бұрын
I think the same way bert. Wimwient blind at 26 and I still put off going to doctor for anything. "Maybe I'll die first"
@scottjeffries6090
4 сағат бұрын
Bert’s fake laugh lets you know all you need to know
@Greendioblo
5 сағат бұрын
Yep. He still sounds like a chicken being choked out.
@jsnmart97
4 сағат бұрын
tell bret, thats when most ppl die, when they are the "healthiest" they have ever been...lol
@mitchstenberg_live
4 сағат бұрын
Bert looked so red and angry in the start that I'm wondering if Tom kicked him out the studio
@numberlover8181
4 сағат бұрын
Should somebody point out to Bert that if you listen to podcasts or read books based on events from 200+ years ago, there's a really good chance that every single person in that book is dead by now. That's just how time works.
@phinatic717
3 сағат бұрын
Bert is so delusional and narssasistic it's literally insane. It's has to be super annoying being friends with that dude.
@vyrnmn
5 сағат бұрын
"...still be jacked as fuck": implying he is currently jacked as fuck. The delusion is still as strong as ever.
@VirginiaWolf88
4 сағат бұрын
Just starting this. Love hearing about your younger days ha ha.
@kdizzy333
5 сағат бұрын
Bert thought it was weird for Tom to notice the constant flem grunting?
@Cbaeten12
2 сағат бұрын
Bart must have skipped his last couple therapy sessions
@rusmuscle8596
5 сағат бұрын
You’re not the only one that thinks like that Bart. I figured I’d be dead by now too.
@jasonbusby9588
6 сағат бұрын
CELIAAAAAAAA
@verodia
Сағат бұрын
How am I just realizing that Bert is just Costco brand Tom.
@zackarycook6718
Сағат бұрын
Hearing Bert say tattoo makes me want to end it all
@adamgil7346
4 сағат бұрын
Can someone please tell Bert he stops thinking about death when he’s sober..
@DeafJackRussell
3 сағат бұрын
dad stories then LeeAnne impressions i laughed my ass off great ep! 😂😂😂🤘😂😂
@XenoTravis
6 сағат бұрын
I can tell by floor that my room wasn't the coldest but I can bring pookies medication over. I used it yesterday to try again today. I assume he doesn't need the treat
@allovertheroad1543
5 сағат бұрын
I still love you Bruce don't worry ❤️
@SiZzLePoPPiN
4 сағат бұрын
It's just me and the Truth. 😂❤😂❤😂. There's your next specials name 😉
@MrBeProvocative
5 сағат бұрын
This show used to be great and now it's just a reminder of how good Bad Friends is
@Steveeridania
Сағат бұрын
I still remember the Cordon Bleu sticking to my teeth it was always so dry and it was every week
@seanferguson8
55 минут бұрын
I didn’t break the rules in high school. 10 seconds later Bret says I drank like 10 or 20 times in HS
@jeremydonnals2842
16 минут бұрын
I am not watching again until he realizes how words work
@Nevereverlether
41 минут бұрын
My ass hurts from all the commercials. I guess they knew we'd all be watching now that Christina is undergoing his sex change.
@deanstringfellow9481
29 минут бұрын
Rumor has it, he’s getting a 13 inch
@LiftedYellowTJ
2 сағат бұрын
Am I the only one that thought they were talking about Leanne and magic Johnson lol
@AmericanMade56
3 сағат бұрын
Bert, “TooToos”😅
@blackkobain4165
5 сағат бұрын
Bert and tom just made the morning lit wit a blunt
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