I've been lovin Tom Segura for at least 85 years ok.
@DekkarJr
4 жыл бұрын
@bigmike888888 looool I wasn't trying to be now that you mention it.... SUP KANE?!?!??! Who said that? Me? No no that was somebody else. BIKES!! :D
@racafritz
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been out here for a minute! I’ve known Segura for 27 yrs!
@negativeindustrial
4 жыл бұрын
I’VE BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET 45 YEARS!!!!!
@christianhendriksen6241
4 жыл бұрын
I BEEN OUT HERE FO A MINUTE!
@ericfisher4736
4 жыл бұрын
Ok stop being white and weird...
@carlosbambos
3 жыл бұрын
I think this is the most I've seen the lads crack up. Both have infectious laughs.
@nunosantos00
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious
@carlosbambos
11 ай бұрын
I'd love to be that high
@nicksully6663
2 жыл бұрын
One of Tom's funniest clips, I watch it regularly. In fact this special is just... classic. And better than his later ones imo.
@asherosu
4 жыл бұрын
Dope new intro, but now the sweatshirt doesn’t make sense 😂
@LauraCourtneyette
4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've seen Tom Segura's stand up - all this time I thought he and Joe Rogan were the same guy.
@alanaction-
4 жыл бұрын
yooooo new intro
@lukewhite8930
2 жыл бұрын
He does firearms too
@joshnorris6238
4 жыл бұрын
Dude on the left looks like Cannabis Gambino.
@toddjohnsoneveningnews8870
4 жыл бұрын
Josh Norris i don’t comment much, but that was fucking hilarious
@toddjohnsoneveningnews8870
4 жыл бұрын
Nicole Jessica i dont feel like it
@Ariels888
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry I'm late, but I just had to say, 😂🤣😂🤣😂✋✋
@joshnorris6238
4 жыл бұрын
Forgot I said that. Lol! I have my moments.
@Ariels888
4 жыл бұрын
@@joshnorris6238 Dude, you need to be writing this shit down, every single time! The rest will work itself out! Thanks for sharing and keeping it real! 😉💪❤😂🤣
@BusanBen
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Frankenstein and Rondo. Thank you for the videos. I'm in South Korea and can't go outside because if the coronavirus. You guys really cheer me up.
@Wes32168
4 жыл бұрын
Hang in there Ben!
@Soulandbone
4 жыл бұрын
I hope the situation passes soon man :)
@Wes32168
4 жыл бұрын
@@Soulandbone Me too Brother...Me too!
@BusanBen
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks. People are being smart for the most part. Staying home. Streets, stores, subway are empty
@russellecnav2780
4 жыл бұрын
Be safe brother
@iem7252
4 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is one the best comedians around. Calm and to the point.
@-0rbital-
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why it’s funnier watching other people laughing at something I’ve already seen, but it is. 😆
@thisismagacountry1318
4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it was Indica.
@iFupTrolls
4 жыл бұрын
guy on the left lost his eyes
@iFupTrolls
4 жыл бұрын
@Alex Morales I get those eyes occasionally, even smoking from the same batch. Sometimes I turn Chinese sometimes I don't
@LoneWolf81684
4 жыл бұрын
I was dying laughing at how he changed the number of years lmao
@flossy7258
4 жыл бұрын
I been with y'all since you had abt 3-5k subs, so I feel like we've been friends for a while. Ngl miss the OG opening, but i understand growth = progress. So proud of y'all.
@Sam-pv1hz
4 жыл бұрын
@@br6768 did you really have to be a sarcastic dick? dude was just showing support...
@zenscope8090
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-pv1hz I don't think he was being sarcastic
@raychambers3646
4 жыл бұрын
I've been watching since before they started, now that's sarcasm, lol
@holycrab6316
3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching them for like 65 years.
@SilenceSays416
4 жыл бұрын
I been hating Seagal since the 90's. I fell in love with Tom (sorry Christina) when I discovered our mutual hatred for that weirdo.
@jaredjames9373
4 жыл бұрын
iv been hating seagal for like 10,000 years
@ACU_misfit
4 жыл бұрын
Mucho queso.
@SilenceSays416
4 жыл бұрын
@@jaredjames9373 You're my immortal hate hero then.
@SilenceSays416
4 жыл бұрын
@@ACU_misfit No gracias
@dayra6425
4 жыл бұрын
Seagal would break your arm and hit you in the face with a cue ball wrapped in a towel
@wyattsexton7083
4 жыл бұрын
Didn't you guys do the "Dookie Shoes" Tom Segura one?
@Jason_Van_Stone
4 жыл бұрын
I dunno no dookie shoes...
@whyaddnamehere
4 жыл бұрын
He hasn't been around for a minute!
@negativeindustrial
4 жыл бұрын
I mean I seen em But I don’t know em
@Bigdih
4 жыл бұрын
Yes they did
@natepark2973
4 жыл бұрын
Yea its the First 48 episode
@223shockwave
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been dying for some more Tom segura
@mackenzie98
4 жыл бұрын
Love Tom segura. Love his voice and his delivery is awesome!
@bethannprather1462
4 жыл бұрын
His "Bikes!" bit is one of the best skits ever!
@kathyn1222
3 жыл бұрын
I could fall asleep to him talking...if it wasn't funny AF
@mackenzie98
3 жыл бұрын
@@kathyn1222 yeah I could see that lol
@chrispruett81
2 жыл бұрын
Shaq was a Sheriff Deputy in Maricopa County Arizona.... worked for Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
@davidglavin9206
4 жыл бұрын
Straight in love this channel keep it up! Shout out from Ireland 🇮🇪
@ollie121yeah
4 жыл бұрын
David Glavin what’s the story, ya feckin nacker
@qwertyfla
4 жыл бұрын
@@ollie121yeah you startin on our rep? i'll bleedin deck ye....
@tadangolla
4 жыл бұрын
You guys are badass, am from the Houston area, it's always cool to watch you guys watch funny shit and chill. I like the new intro and I'm diggin the Rockets hat man, keep up the good work guys! Cheers 🍻
@negativeindustrial
4 жыл бұрын
Tadan. Me too man. Northwest side.
@tadangolla
4 жыл бұрын
Neg Ative I'm Southeast, I go downtown a lot tho. Lotta cool bars and hangout spots
@ashleyanderson7912
4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could jump on this H-Town love but I'm damn near Galveston
@negativeindustrial
4 жыл бұрын
Giselle Nuveau You are from Houston - Galveston is just our beach in the backyard!
@ashleyanderson7912
4 жыл бұрын
@@negativeindustrial Yay I've been claimed! I'm H-Town adjacent lol
@DSMB9
4 жыл бұрын
"Are you kicking a child in the throat right now?" 🤣
@m0rlana
3 жыл бұрын
Last time I heard about Steven Seagal he was paranoid and saying that people were after him like the mafia or something
@jameegilson6294
4 жыл бұрын
The show is AWFUL! You totally have to watch it🤣🤣🤣
@beegwan1893
4 жыл бұрын
Tom segura and his wife have a podcast called Your Moms House available on youtube. They speak mad reckless but it’s funny as hell. Try it out!
@Jodda777
4 жыл бұрын
Beeg Wan I see what you did there with the “try it out” :)
@sladeslayed
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment gotta be when Jeselnik came on and just shit all over Christina's Tik Toks
@dayman4007
4 жыл бұрын
@Nuke China Who wants to raise children?
@thesprawl2361
2 жыл бұрын
Never seen Tom Segura before...this was really, really fuckin' funny
@shawn2004grad
4 жыл бұрын
Dear Frankenstein Lab, I don't like intro. However, you are free to do you. I hope you and your families are well.
@bkolosiej16
4 жыл бұрын
New intro is awesome fellas
@dylanjames9021
2 жыл бұрын
That whole set was great but couldn’t stop laughing at the part about running a stop 🛑 sign and getting pulled over by Sylvester Stallone hey roll it down 😂
@martijnalferink1076
4 жыл бұрын
i love your reactions dudes. greeting from The Netherlands
@zeusdaddy1514
3 жыл бұрын
watching this while high is somewhat magical. you can imagine Steven Seagal doing what Tom is saying. I'm so dead
@navajohnny76
4 жыл бұрын
7:21 in sync af.
@alanyates4048
4 жыл бұрын
Been a Long Time Fan Ya'll!!! Keep em coming!!! These videos help some people get through there day by laughing just enough!!! Really appreciate what ya'll are doing!!! 💨🌲😤
@northfloridacowboy8728
4 жыл бұрын
He's spot on with the fat range of motion thing though.
@DestroyCooperative
4 жыл бұрын
I started imagining Shaq pulling me over. I drive a Miata... he’s three times the height of my car easy!
@ophiolatreia93
4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys please do an Alex Jones reaction vid
@anthonycorreia1311
4 жыл бұрын
Guys, you MUST react to Tom Segura “Dr. Dick”. Much better than some of the other ones. It won’t disappoint, you’ll love it!!
@brandonhinrichs7815
4 жыл бұрын
I've been loving Tom Segura for like 47 years
@danielj.aguilard.5168
4 жыл бұрын
Guys, you need to see Louis CK's monologues on SNL
@andiward7068
4 жыл бұрын
SNL are very copyright protective.
@danielj.aguilard.5168
4 жыл бұрын
@@andiward7068 ohhh, that's a boomer
@thisismagacountry1318
4 жыл бұрын
@@danielj.aguilard.5168 Because he's right or because he's accurate? See how I pointed out the obvious there? But you feel free to post an SNL clip and watch how fast Lorne sics his Very Jewish Attorneys on you. I'm making fresh popcorn. It's always fun meeting the truly ignorant.
@Gnossiene369
4 жыл бұрын
@@danielj.aguilard.5168 So an age category is officially a negative term describing a tragic situation for you? Your parents must be fascinating.
@danielbloedorn7983
4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he meant to say bummer. The truly hilarious thing is a maga fan calling someone ignorant.
@broadstbully6530
4 жыл бұрын
Guys! I like the new logo in the intro! I need a shirt with that on it.
@Dangerplex
Ай бұрын
Is the guy on the left sleep talking?
@whicheveroneworks
4 жыл бұрын
Mann I can't fuckin wait to get my hoodie In the mail.God bless you guys!
@rondomertz5136
4 жыл бұрын
Aye!! Ty truly more 🤐lab Otw!
@TheNervousnation
4 жыл бұрын
The way they lost their sponsor on YMH was hilarious too. albeit rather vulgar.
@SEEYAIAYE
4 жыл бұрын
I've boycotted McDonalds ever since. How dare they take away Tom's Lamborghini (which he only bought to make Bert jealous)
@jamryan45
4 жыл бұрын
What happened??
@TheNervousnation
4 жыл бұрын
@@jamryan45 They had a huge sponsorship deal with (Like dude said, McDonalds) they had the studio all painted up and everything. Then they reviewed/watched a video of some man reviewing a sex toy. I don't want to link it here, but it is an interesting watch.
@TheNervousnation
4 жыл бұрын
@@jamryan45 They lost 2 million.--->kzitem.info/news/bejne/k5ugzHZ-g3mKqYo
@TheNervousnation
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly this shit is fucking hilarious. Gotta hit that Prime meridian my fellow humans.
@naesgrebner313
4 жыл бұрын
Love the intro boys! Drew you guys! Look for me @comic_me on Insta!
@rondomertz5136
4 жыл бұрын
Will do ty 🤐lab!!!!
@manguy2000
4 жыл бұрын
Pablo Francisco - Ecstasy at Techno club.
@micahpediford
4 жыл бұрын
manguy2000 yes lol
@TheSlowPony77
4 жыл бұрын
Would you like a mint before you enter the showroom?
You are both so special nothing better than watching comedy with you ...so funny.. love u loads ...so adorable thanku ..God bless x
@mikemoore4033
2 жыл бұрын
I been watching these guys for like, 50 years.
@jcaudill1972
4 жыл бұрын
The shows hilarious cuz he always tries to give the people he pulls over life lessons like Dog the Bounty Hunter does.....cracks me up
@danelamoreaux5307
4 жыл бұрын
That dance contest between Segura and Kreisher,Segura destroyed him.
@JayThomasofficial
4 жыл бұрын
Love the new intro! Love all your videos! Bert K and F Lab 2.0!!! When ;)
@bruce8321
3 жыл бұрын
I love the red hat guys laugh. Its infectious.
@j.pocket
4 жыл бұрын
1 thumbs down ... Steven Segal disliked this video😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@MsGilly
2 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is sneaky funny! He is one of my favorites! Him and Burt Kreisher
@thomasdtrain
4 жыл бұрын
I'm digging the new intro. Keep it up, guys!
@edwardallen2696
4 жыл бұрын
I almost have that bit memorized I’ve heard it so many times it’s pure gold
@welfarequeen7741
4 жыл бұрын
It's was real, they got sued like crazy; from the people they arrested. That's why it was canceled.
@knight0582
3 жыл бұрын
skip skip skip skip skip ;-D
@joshgriggs3825
4 жыл бұрын
Dude on left is part Asian!! Smoking that good good!!! Bert Kreischer is funnier tho🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
@smittybenzo4693
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Rondo has missed half of everything funny he's seen his whole life bcuz he puts his head down while laughing
@bobbyknuckles6380
4 жыл бұрын
Smitty Benzo good thing its not slapstick humour, and he doesnt need to watch
@underthetrees4780
4 жыл бұрын
Keep featherin it brother.
@mossadhunter1361
4 жыл бұрын
St Louis in the house! I'd like to give a shout out to Corona virus for keeping it real... real sick
@zzzkoszzz
4 жыл бұрын
Craziest thing about Stephen Seagal- In 1997 he was named a Tibetan Buddhist 'tulka'(a reincarnated Buddist master) and was the GodFather/Protecter of Yabshi Pan Rinzinwangmo. She is the only child of the 10th Panchan Llama of Tibet.
@satanmitdengeilenbarthaaren
3 жыл бұрын
I know you possibly read it already but sadly there´re 3 seasons of this cop bullshit with Steven Seagal.... 3 SEASONS...
@thatbigdudewithglassesmusi6796
4 жыл бұрын
The new logo is fire!!!!!
@busfahrer09
4 жыл бұрын
eh ya, can we talk about the fact that Seagal is almost 70 and is a LEGIT Osaka-trained 7th black belt in Aikido? Seagal could EASILY fuck up your shoulder ligaments beyond repair or break your neck... Yes, Aikido looks ridiculous if you're into combat striking or fullblown MMA but let's say I'm in a crowded barfight and somebody runs with a broken bottle towards me aiming for my throat I regret being in BJJ cause Shodokan Aikido would safe my life and that's what martial arts was actually made for...
@sxmchn
4 жыл бұрын
So to make things clear for people who don't know who Seagal is. Segura is making good points, but he's not. He's hilarious but it's all bs. Actually , Steven Seagal was a master of martial arts before he started making movies. He was a black belt in aikido way before he was an actor. And like Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Norris and Bruce Lee (to name a few) that is why he got cast for all his martial arts movies when that genre was popular in the late 80's early 90's. So it's false to say cops being trained by him were like : " We're getting trained by captain Kirk." No. They were getting trained by a black belt in hand to hand combat who just happened to make shitty movies in the 80-90's.
@Wes32168
4 жыл бұрын
I believe Shaqs degree is in Law Enforcement. Another Great one y'all! Keep it going!
@amberswafford9305
4 жыл бұрын
Idk how I missed a Segura set making fun of Steven Segal’s bs “reality show” chronicling his life as a “real” New Orleans police officer. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed til I cried and had to rewind a few times bc I missed something for laughing. I’m so glad y’all introduced me to this. I agree w y’all bout it being bullshit that he was actually a cop, obviously by my use of quotations in the above statements. It’s possible NOPD gave him some honorary deputization for the show but ain’t no damn way he was working the mean streets of Nawlins for 20 yrs and nobody ever heard of it. I’ll say this though, Segura called his movies shit and maybe they are technically but I ❤️❤️ me some Steven Segal movies. Fire Down Below is probably my favorite but I’m an East Tennessee hillbilly and it’s about dumping nuclear waste in Kentucky caves so a little close to home, maybe why I like it so much. Idk. ✌️, ❤️ & 🐓 grease y’all. ❤️ ya reactions fr.
@CC_Marauder
4 жыл бұрын
Segal is indeed a deputized NOS. Just as Shaq is a real cop.
@amberswafford9305
4 жыл бұрын
M. Gonz I never doubted the possibility of it all together, absurd as it may well be. I’m just extremely skeptical about him being an active police officer in NOLA for 2 decades without any word of it getting around. It’s not as if he was undercover pretending to be a dealer or something so no one knew.
@toker8602
3 жыл бұрын
It's not really something you boys would react to, but lookup Cum Town - Steven Seagal. You won't be disappointed, its fucking hilarious.
@ObiWanGinobiliTopFan
3 жыл бұрын
This is funny as hell 🤣... But why do so many people HAVE IT OUT for Steven Seagal? Lol yes there are things about him that are laughable, but whatever happened to laughing ABOUT people's silly traits and quirks instead of laughing AT people in a mean way? Just sayin a lot of people basically hate Seagal (I'm not saying that Tom is necessarily one of them). What was he an evil dictator in a past life and people can sense that? Lol the man has good messages for humanity in his movies, he hosts spiritual workshops, bla bla ..granted he also has or had a big ego but so do a lot of people (especially those who like to trash him). Just sayin.
@Jeremycook_
4 жыл бұрын
Tommy bunz is fucking hilarious. YMH SOO WOO keep' m high and tight mommies& never forget to feather it brother. p.s. I need some of what y'all smoking
@lesleyd2448
4 жыл бұрын
Bwaahaaa so fuckin true! CANT WAIT FOR TOMS NEW SPECIAL ON NETFLIX TUES 24th
@joshchase3252
4 жыл бұрын
Dude on the left didnt open his eyes once... never thought I would say smoke less weed but damn
@matthill5426
4 жыл бұрын
For Tom Segura, this is lightweight boxing at Stephen Seagal. You should hear his attitude towards Garth Brooks the "country" music star. He unloads the artillery on him! Here's a clip to understand his viewpoint: kzitem.info/news/bejne/04qNsHmJrpuli6w
@TheSmilodon85
4 жыл бұрын
Never fukd with Steven Segal even back early 90s as a kid and mom's will watch his films I thought he was wack....Bruce Lee was that boi and Van Dam.
@purplestuff
4 жыл бұрын
I remember that show! I think he only got a single season on A&E. Dog the bounty Hunter had about 15...haha!! Seagal is literally less interesting than Dog the fuckin' bounty hunter.!
@matthale8090
4 жыл бұрын
BIKES!!!!........ 😆
@Jollyboy111
4 жыл бұрын
Early comment for Andrew Schulz - any of his crowd work. I reckon he'll be right on point for you guys' humour.
@firghteningtruth7173
4 жыл бұрын
I second this.
@marvinkem3201
Жыл бұрын
You really need to check out Steven Seagals Stuff, not his movies but his interviews and clips of his movies, it's hilarious and ubelievable funny.
@baggerchicforever2687
4 жыл бұрын
Steven Segal is flat out boring ..never was a fan of his movies and when I found out he beats his wife /ex-wife that was it for me... He's so into himself, typical narcissist ! Love that Tom did this. ...
@benjaminmoore8327
4 жыл бұрын
I love you for commentating
@vandeezy66
4 жыл бұрын
69 years ago I got Shaq's autograph on the bottom of a speeding ticket, but I caught it and won because there's no way he could've known my speed way up in that skippy doing self defense tactics with Segal
@LiNoeliam93
4 жыл бұрын
Hey fellas, I'm in the UK and don't know what the Steven Segal show is or where to find it? Any chance someone might be kind enough to post a link up here please, I was like a blind whore laughing all the way to the bank, without seeing the show in question - but now I've really gotta watch the Man-Titted, smart-arse know-it-all Segal doing his shit for myself! Big fan of the channel btw guys, love what you do - it's like laughing at stuff with friends, all the more momentum to lose your shit! 😆✌
@GertBFrobe-rr9zv
4 жыл бұрын
Steven Segal is absolutely out of his mind, but If you were born in the 80’s you know damn well Under Siege was the shit and you always waited for ol Girl to pop out that cake topless!
@uniunissa
4 жыл бұрын
Yo! The new intro is nice visually, but could you cut that other new sound off from the background and just keep your old beat as audio in it. U know that humming and such which covers the old beat. Its kinda messy when it covers the beat, which is fire. Keep em funny reviews coming!
@timomastosalo
4 жыл бұрын
Suddenly a husky voice is heard from the shadows in the corner. You can't see who it is, but the silhouette is that of a tall man in long leather coat, with a sleak hair, possibly a ponytail. The voice says: 'I heard you guys had something to say about me. That ain't nice, speaking about people behind their back like that. So here I am. You can take it to me - face to face. Don' be afraid'.'
@firststatetate
3 жыл бұрын
Bro, I taught him how to do martial arts while flying helicopters. I never felt that guy on TV. Stupid. Tom is funny though.
@eljefe104
4 жыл бұрын
Check out Bert Kreischer's reaction to Tom Segura's dance video: kzitem.info/news/bejne/14uFmpijfYKneaQ
@thomashorsley8485
2 жыл бұрын
Look for the Animated Steven Segal Show...it's really jact up. Lol 😆
@scarletttrinity4008
4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was a cop here in Texas forever. He's too old now but on the real I know someone he arrested. Dude was like "I was running through this field and I was about to get away then bam!" "Somebody talked my ass, he rolled me over and I was like oh shit" " Chuck Norris!?!?"
@justgearheadstuff2718
3 жыл бұрын
I've seen every video on KZitem. I've been watching KZitem for like 47 years.
@zaklingenhammer2149
4 жыл бұрын
Yo what up......aight I love it It's like Doug demuro....THIS
@hratschk1575
4 жыл бұрын
you guys seriously need to watch impractical jokers, Sal working at the pantsshop for example
@MrScottmonster
4 жыл бұрын
I always feel high when I watch these videos. That’s a compliment
@jamesclark4523
3 жыл бұрын
Never liked Seagal’s movies. The dudes he fought looked like guys you couldn’t melt down and pour on someone, but was trying to be tough.
@corleonereeder3945
4 жыл бұрын
@frankensteinslab could y’all do Catfish Cooleys Tampon story? Would love to see your reaction to that
@mattiefee
4 жыл бұрын
Y'all should do hey contest, best of subscribers joke compilation. For some reason, I feel your subs could pull off a good video!
@BrianDorobiala
2 ай бұрын
I don't know what's funnier, watching you guys laughing or the videos 😂Just Keep up the good work 😂
@donaldearle7497
4 жыл бұрын
Wow if I got pulled over by Seagal I would say I heard you were so awesome in those movies I never saw but don't have the time. A probable Stanley response from the (office)
@shansalesman10
3 жыл бұрын
I'd rather get pulled over by Steven Seagal, than cowardly officers who use unnecessary force.
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